Got A Hooker Story?

From playing a group game called "Incohearent' to "who has a hooker story"?!?!?!?!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
morning show? Oh look at this fifteen minute morning show podcast?
Back for another try? Shall we give it a try? Yeah,
I've got to get a new background. Lapo. I love it.

(00:27):
You want me to come over and I lay some
bricks for you, which I know. I love Froggy's bricks.
He didn't lay them. You've never been here, you don't know. Yeah,
come on, I see, I see the three dimensional quality.
Hold on, I'm gonna rub my hand. Look I just
cut my finger. Look at that. Yeah, So here you go.
There's Froggy and Scary. There's Danielle, there's Garrett, there's Gandi,

(00:49):
there Scotty Be, there's Straight and Nate, and there's Dave Rody. Hi. Hello,
So who's in charge today? Not me? I'm done. I'm fried? Oh?
Can we all not it? Not at it? Garrett said
he had something. I only got enough to like carry
us for like four minutes. Okay, okay, three and a
half if you want. But all right, well we'll use

(01:11):
this as a springboard, per se, and maybe we can
go from there. But I got a game over the holidays. Uh,
and you really don't need to drink. But it makes
it sound like you're you're drunk or or high from
doing this. It's called incoherent. So I'm going to show
you guys a word and your job is to sound
it out and see what phrase or word is. So
I'm gonna put it up to the camera and you

(01:32):
guys could try to sound it out. Houk up culture culture,
You got it. There you go, the culture. But there's
another one. Here's another one, but bottle. That's what he's
missing the most out of his life. The bottle on

(01:59):
the bottle. For see, once you hear other people saying it,
it makes you but you have to try to say
it as well too. So gra grab grab to here,
grab beer, Grab a beer, Grab a beer close, grab
grab to beer, grab to graf tub beer grab prayer,
grab up here, grab tub graft graf tub here he

(02:21):
has the first beer. There you go, graft beer. Oh,
I'm sorry because you didn't get it right. That it
was wrong. Yes, his cat, his cat tin on? Are
his what his tantin on inner ear? Cat? His cat

(02:45):
tin on inner ear? Can't you want to hint? No? No,
no hints happened in her ear? Sounds like the voices
in my head in the morning. This is if you've
had he's going to give you another one. No, cat

(03:07):
this is a hard one. You know, people are watching
this right now going to feel bad for the people
just listening exactly. That's right. This is such a visual
his cat on. I don't know. I'm done. Anybody think, Nellie,
it's getting high. I hate this game now minutes there

(03:34):
was even four minutes worth. One more one more do
rug tests test? There you go? Okay, can we talk
about Remember we were saying, remember Froggy was telling us
about his dog and the throwing up in them. Tell
the story Frog. So yesterday morning, I was eating some

(03:56):
breakfast food out of a bowl and I got done eating,
and so the dog was laying on the couch and
all of a sudden I saw him doing a So
you know what that means, he's gonna. I didn't have
anything else near me, a there was a nice blanket.
I'm not using a nice blanket. All I had was
my bowl. My bowl was empty. I took the bowl
and I caught the dog's vomit in the bowl twice.

(04:18):
I went straight to the sink. I rinsed it out,
I soaked it in soap, and then I washed the
bowl and I put it away. No, no, yes, it
was a plastic bowl. It didn't even go to the dishwasher.
It's a plastic bowl. It soaked it in hot water,
I washed it in soap, and then this morning I
ate out of it again. You're good, cereal, No, had

(04:45):
you had or whatever? The dog licks me in the mouth.
I mean, it's like, who cares? Why froggy standards? That's fine,
the dog licks them in the mouth. So what do
you mean why you see them clean their butth hole
and then clean your mouth with that same butthole cleaner?
They got a dingleberry and then they come and no,

(05:05):
no they don't. That bowl was cleaned. You don't. I
mean if you use silverware when you go to somebody. Okay, ready,
let's say you go to a restaurant and they started
out of a bowl. You don't know what else has
been in that bowl. You're eating out of it, eating
out of that same awful same forks. Yeah, I don't
think dogs are puking in restaurant bowls either or not.

(05:26):
But you don't know that humans aren't. Some little baby isn't.
You don't know? But at least the dishwasher. Most of
them used to hookers. He don't know where they have
been before. What are you talking about? To place? For
some reason thinks that likes it's it's funny to like
joke about that ship. You told me not to tell

(05:46):
anybody scary, So I did never my entire life scary.
His mom's going to call him I'm scary, and I
was scary. And I'll joke in you aside. You've never
you've never had anything to do with the hooker your
entire life. No. No, I've been to parties where there's

(06:06):
been strippers. You've never called You've never called somebody. Okay, yeah,
those are dancers. They're just trying to go to college. Well,
I'll tell you a story. So I was in was
in Los Angeles one time with some friends and one
of the guys says, hey, hey man, I'm gonna call

(06:28):
some some hookers over. So he I thought he was kidding.
Were sitting there talking. There's a knock on the door
and these two girls are standing at the door and
I said, I'm leaving. I walked out and left because
I didn't know if it was illegal. I don't know
who was going to go to jail. I did not
want to be there. If she hit the fan, I'm like,
I am not here, I'm gone. I split instantly. So

(06:49):
I don't know what happens to me. Don't you have
any stories, have any hooker experience? I mean when I
was a teenager? Um, every story, every story starts like
I was a teenager. Another an older work acquaintance of mine.
We were staying in a hotel and we called hookers,
but they never showed up. But that's the only experience
I have. Story story, I have hooky story. Uh that

(07:16):
you know me better that you know how it's gonna end. Anyway.
So for my pay for my twenty one birthday, two
of took me out for dinner and then we were
driving in the city. We ended up, Um I remember
where a bad pot of town anyway. Uh so this
this girl's walking on the street. It was by a
white castle as a matter of fact. And my friends

(07:39):
rolled down the window and they say, hey, what are
you doing. Just I'm looking to earn some money, they said.
They said what kind of money? She explained what kind
of money? And they had her get in the car
and they said, well, David, it's your birthday. You know,
we're treating. And I said, not a chance in hell.
So I drove the car and they took turns in
the back. That's my experience. MS on my they shared her.

(08:04):
She did her thing on each one of them at
different times, and I just stand straight ahead on the road.
I think it was not my car. No, I keep
my seats clean. Hey, can I see, guys A question
why this conversation is making me uneasy? And I can't
figure out why. It's just I'm not really happy with
this conversation. You don't want to talk about Hooker's office? No,

(08:24):
I don't, and they're just there. Escort. Has Nate ever
been an escort me? No? I mean I give it
for free. But I think I've actually told this this
story before. So I was in Vegas with some friends
and we were out all night and at the you know,
the hotel, the bar, the mini bar. I grabbed this

(08:46):
bag of peanut brittle. So I'm eating this peanut brittle,
half drunk. We're walking from one hotel to the next
to we're walking into this casino and it's like four
thirty in the morning, five in the morning, and there's
obviously a hooker standing there. You know, she's just leaned
up against the pillar and just you know, obviously trying
to sell her wears. And I'm just eating my peanut brittle.
And I just joked to the hooker. I said, hey,
do you want some peanut brittle? And he goes now,

(09:07):
but I'll take some of that, dick. Did you serve
it out? Okay? I got another hooker story, Yeah, all right.
So I was in a car with six five guys
and six of us on the west side of Manhattan,
on the West Side Highway where all the hookers used

(09:29):
to hang out. So we stopped at a red light
and this I'm assuming she was a professional lady came
over to the car and my friend says, hey, how much,
and I guess she was maybe drunk. She says each
I'll take no less than ten. So she bargained herself down.
I was tempted at that point. I love a good bargain.

(09:51):
And then she said for forty dollars, I'll suck your
and yours and yours and yours. And then the light
changed and we drove the hell out of there, but
I'll take no less than ten. I think that there
were six of you in a car rolling around one
night like that. That was one of the It was
an older car, big, you know, with three in the

(10:11):
front we were looking for. I don't know. She probably
could have been three in the front as well. I
don't think it was a hooker. When I was in
l A by myself, hold hold on, hold on. This
is the story that I thought he would tell, but
I didn't want to bring. I was in l A

(10:32):
by myself one time and I called for a massage
in the back of one of those you know books
that they have in the street. Shut up, Nate, just
mas that's really, that's honestly all I wanted. I wanted
like a naked massage. I thought that'd be fun, you know.
And so this girl knocks on the hotel door and
there's a big dude standing behind her, and I give

(10:55):
them the money that they requested, and she came in
and she gets on the bed with me, and uh,
you know, she starts like, you know, doing a little movements,
as she said, just so you know, the more you tip,
the more I'll do. And I was like, what I
already I paid. I don't have any more money. I
don't I don't She's like what. So she got off
and she said to you, well, you know my friend,

(11:16):
she's working at the club down the street. I'll send
her over later. I gotta go and she left and
that was it and I just stayed up all night
waiting for the friends. Yeah, I got ripped off. Howl
was it? I really don't want to say it was.
It was in the it was close to you. I
could have gotten some action, I will say ice. When

(11:43):
I was in college, I was down in a c
and I was at the bar at the Borgata and
I thought maybe hold on. As I hit a button,
I said this. This woman rolled up to me and
she was being really friendly, and I'm like, oh my god,
this is this is awesome, this is cool, you know
and whatever. Whatever. You must know who you are, well
she's got to know me. I bought her a drink
and then she goes, oh, here's my business card. She

(12:04):
walks away, and I'm like, oh, here's a nice and
then I flip it and she's completely naked on the
back of her business card. I just got had by
a hooker. But she spent ten fifteen minutes trying to
work me. I'm then I'm thinking like it was, who know,
we get lunch going on? I have no freaking clue.
I have a question. Why are they called hookers? Do
you know where the term came from? Like, what's it

(12:24):
supposed to mean? She did no, No No, she had professional escort,
I believe written on the back of her crime. She
didn't have the word hooker. Well, you've just recorded the
conversation with your mom today. Scary, That's all I asked
when she goes all about these hookers. So I wanted
to hear the whole thing how this goes down later,

(12:44):
I'll tell you now why I'm being very quiet during
this conversation because I used to be probably how did
you charge the second book? Kidding? Never were you? No?
Was it? Like? Where was it like the Julia Roberts movie? No? No,

(13:07):
does that happen in Pretty Woman? I don't think that
Elvis was Pretty Woman? Okay, So there was just one
time where, yes, is this going to be in the
second book? I was a senior high school and fifty
dollars was exchanged? But I'm not what about the time
you won the trophy? Did you get money then? Or
just do it five times? Sorry? No bargains. It wasn't

(13:33):
clear that that's what the money was for. The money
was there, and it so happens that the thing happened.
You can't you can't connect it to you were working
at Baskin Robbins. Yeah, flavors. Flavors, Yeah, just one. I
was one of the flavors. All right, how much time

(13:54):
do we have left? We have thirty seconds. It's been
a lot of fun time talking about whatever you guys
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