Greg T's Secrets

We had Greg T's daughter Jada as a guest today on the podcast. Jada revealed all the secrets about what  it's like to live with her dad!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Phone Elvis represents Morning Show. I love that we have
special guests on the podcast. We have a very special
guest today, great tea. Would you like to introduce our
very special guests. Yeah, it's my daughter, Jada. Jada is

(00:27):
twelve years old and she stands at about four seven
turn I don't know tik tik TikTok to YouTube and
she never tells a lie. When you show your dad
take off his pants live on the air this morning,
because I gotta get right to that one. Was it
like being at home? Well, Garrett said, Jada go away? Yeah,

(00:50):
Garrett protected her and then but it was it was okay.
I guess well, what do I always tell you at home?
I don't know what does dad have to do putting
something over your head, put a roof over your head,
and what else? And buy you? And so he takes
his pants out? That's what does that? Does Dad? Like?

(01:15):
Were his underwear around the house? I'm like, I'm kind
of concerned here, or does he not words underwear and
say he's practicing for work over under in his bedroom
or he'll be like downstairs and a shower and our
grandma gritas bathroom because mom will be upstairs. They'll be like, oh,
I just got it going out to go so rung
with his towel and then just underwear in his hand.
I don't want to put it off into the bathroom. Yeah,

(01:38):
do you not have toilet paper? No? Like it takes
a shower, but he hasn't underwear in his hand. Like
why we just sometimes I like to use trip. We
have another room that we like, saye, mom takes too long,
Trish's mom and dad stays sometimes, so I'll use that
shower when it's open, it's available. How many times a
day does your mom say, Jada, don't ask? Just don't ask.

(02:02):
It doesn't happen right, not really, you don't think I'm
crazy at the house. Like it's like I'm like he
like like he'll be like he'll go in the car
and he'll be like talking to me, and then like
after comes from work, he'll be like dad. Like it
won't be like Greggy'll be like dad, Wow, they're both
pretty even. Yeah. Is he a fun dad? Yes? Yes?

(02:27):
What's your favorite thing about him? Um? I like when
he like this throughout the house, he'll be like mimicking me. Ella,
he goes, oh, you do is dance and I'll do
all these dance moves like, oh you do this blood
at all? It's anybody. Or he'll be like, or I'll
be I'll be humming and mom and dad, I'm humming,

(02:49):
and then he'll start humming. Mom, go Greg, How Who's
who's better with the discipline? Mom or dad? Mm hmm
mm hmm. Who yells more? Oh? Yeah, she whispered, she's scared, yeah,

(03:09):
or you dad? All right? So what do you really
want right now? Is there's something? I know you mentioned uggs,
or you mentioned Dougs, you mentioned us, But what would
you really want right now? If you're your dad's gonna
buy you something? If Doug pug because they don't know
about this they dog, you just heard about it. I did,

(03:35):
Doug the pug has a house and everything. But I
thought you killed off dog the pug. Yeah I did.
We googled to him and were highly allergic. And it
says if in big like dark letters, it says, if
you are allerged to dogs, this pug is not the
thing for you. Okay, so you guys killed the imaginary dog.
The backstory for everyone's listening right now, is we don't
have a dog in the house. We're not a pet family.

(03:56):
We just got a crab o god, there he is
right there. We don't know. It's not that we don't
like pets. We do like pets, but we have a
lot of allergies, so we don't have any dogs. Plus
I do everything in the house, so I can't take
on another responsibility of a dog as well. Are you
blaming the allergies? You've made it very clear to everybody here.
I have never get a dog. But why because kid

(04:18):
that was like, who's gonna walk it? I mean, I'll
say he goes bs right right, actually cursed there are
hypogeic So what happened was so so she and her
sister and even Trish has allowed this to go on
for months now. They have really legitimately created a fake

(04:38):
dog in the house and it's called Doug the pug
like I get from school. I'll be like, dog, get
off my bed, just like roll off. And this is real.
They believe that there's a dog in the house. There's
no dog, is a stuffed animal and the dog Daddy
won't get them one. But then when we were like
have like we imagine a house. We we we we
got the sign like we saw the sign Amazon that

(05:00):
says like pug, it's all like sideways and cricket, and
we're like that. You know what I think. I think
if there's a major life change in your house anytime soon,
maybe daddy should buy you a dog. Yeah, to make
up for something that you're not getting anymore. Like, yeah,
I think that's a good idea. Not we don't. We

(05:22):
don't have time for a dog. Nobody has time in
this house. We do have time for the iPhone x
R time for that. It's a great gift. Jenda likes
expensive things. She has this champagne taste. I'm becoming soon.
You know. When my family, you know, when we experienced

(05:43):
change for whatever reason, we went to a new school
or something like that, or like my dad got a
new job. My parents would always buy us something to
ease with the transition. If I agree with you, Katie,
you should get or whatever she wants. Well, fifth grade graduation,
I got a phone. Graduate from the fifth grade. Well no,

(06:06):
because I go to the middle school. That's last year,
so I know, but I got I got a phone,
and then Ella gets one. This year. That's cool. And
what about so what do you get this year? I've
done the dog. You're not getting dog? Does Ella get
a new phone and she get your old phone and
you get so she my mom got a phone with

(06:27):
like my when my dad guys ne phone, my mom
got a new phone and she gave her phone to Ella,
and so now we all have phones. Okay, I love
Greg's taking his head right now because he was just
when my dad got a new phone cause I needed one.
Then my mom got a phone. I mean, it's you know,
that's what happened. Didn't You used to have a phone
that belonged to the radio station and they paid for
at all. Oh yeah, to retire that to turn down

(06:54):
it doesn't happen. I don't not leading and stuff on
your dad? Turn that in out. Are you excited about school? Yeah?
The first floor the syarage means I don't have to
go all the way up the stairs. The third floor
an upgrade? Yeah, you're going into what fifth grade, seven,
seventh or seventh grade in school? Right now? Why you

(07:15):
saw Thursday Thursday, the Big Dad Thursday. You know there's
a cute question though you should ask ask a little
kids a possible question. Maybe how do you don't ask
this question? I don't like this question. No, it's great.
Do you if you're a little kid, how do you
know that you have crush on someone at a young age?
Like what do you do to show each other you

(07:36):
have a crush on each other? Well, like you punch
them right, pull some hair? I said, you're very violent?
Ella is a lot? What elevant? Punching me? But that No?
But if you like somebody, what happens like you like
like you'll become like like you'll text that. Yeah, like

(07:58):
you send shrieks. What's a streaks? A streak? Like if
you have liked hold what dad? What's a streak? I
learned as you told me, you put this s thing
on it? What does it mean? You like it? No?
Mean is like when like when you back in forth pictures.
And then if you get up to a hundred streak,

(08:19):
oh the sting okay, get you you get this like
sticker at the bottom of your like awards at the
bottom of someone's text, like the trophy page. Yeah, and
then so when you do that, you pokest it like,
oh I had streaks for a hundred like um our friends,
Emma and Ava Keller. They had streaks together. Now the
streak is like as in a row, like an odd
word for keeping the conversation going, because they're trying to

(08:41):
strick you into thinking that you're not being a dork
by staying home all day and playing on your phone.
Are you grad? I'm sure you don't find about snapchat though.
So my son's soccer team, they don't text at all.
They just snapchat each other. So I go, well, don't
you have his phone number? Call him? And he goes,

(09:02):
we just snapchat. Go you do. So you don't have
his number, You don't have no where he lives, nothing
like for your friends. No, you can if your locations,
you have the trial locations, and you swipe up, you
swept down, and you can see where everybody is. Truth,
truth right there. But I give out your tiktokk. I

(09:29):
think I followed has its own messaging function. I don't.
You don't need phone numbers. I don't. Yeah, I don't text.
I don't like like like, um, I don't text my friends.
I'll usually have their like um like text, but I

(09:51):
won't text. My only text about snapchat. But the only
thing about normal snatchat is if you text somebody, you
have to hit the conversation or will delete if you
swipe out. So that you know what's annoying about snatchat.
It's existence. Snatchat is for kids and people who want
to cheat on you. My dad when they get my
gam and get you got me Twitter. He goes, Twitter
is amazing Twitter. Twitter, I said to him. I said,

(10:25):
I said, oh I love this. I love this. Um
they had snatch It called so yummy. I love the
YouTube video. She goes, oh my god, you have Twitter.
You can watch all your favorite Hanley Steinfeldt videos, your
favorite food network. And so I go, I go, I go,
my friends at school do you Twitter? They go, dude,
that's for old like older people. And I I went

(10:47):
home and I go, dad, I look like somebody weird.
I have Twitter, Like, you don't have to post, you
could just like look at stuff. I don't. I just
I think I deleted the Yeah yeah it was. She
really just think that, like you know, Twitter is for
old people? Is no, but really you use Twitter for

(11:09):
like why do you care about? Why would I want
it to know? Like, you know all your favorites from
the flash. You can follow Instagram. Well, but on Twitter,
tweet and you can follow. You don't use Twitter Twitter,
It's never gonna happen. She's not right that it's never

(11:32):
gonna happen. It's not gonna happen right now, not with me.
How about you give your daughter some more uncool things.
How about it ed hardy, you wear Dutch hold on,
give her a white belt? Can you spell dummy? Do
you I know dumb is? Do you m b h?

(11:53):
This is great? Don't don't tweet tweet? Wait we like
do you envy? So then dummy would be d you yeah?
Like yummy? Yeah? D you happen? Do you m m

(12:17):
hy me? Now? As always? Does your mom help you
more with your homework or your dad? Well, I'm really
more like this year, I'm more like independent because I
have so many like other things. But like if I like,
like if I'll be studying, mom will sit in the
room with me and I'll be like, I need help,
but you'll help me. But projects shall help me, okay,

(12:40):
But you don't have your dad do like any social
That's why I have a tutor in math because when
I math probably does like all this extra work and
that's not how we do it because math is very difficult.
Now it's it's not like math genius over here as not.
But they teach you very differently. I don't want to
say easier, but then like sometimes it's either sometime it's harder.

(13:02):
So I don't understand what Sometimes it's so stupid to
get the one answer. Here's fifty six steps. I'm like,
you got to be kidding. Yeah, I'll do it on
a test and I'll get in trouble and she'd be
like that's not the right work, and I'll be enable
to getting bad agree and that I'll be like, oh,
what happened this time? I'll be like, you, math genius,
what happened this time? You helped her? That's what happened.

(13:23):
I am the mad genius in the house, right, Apparently
that's right. What don't you go to your dad for yeah, advice?
Let me flip the phone open. My grandpa, my grandfa
grandpa had that phone until maybe like two years ago

(13:46):
they finally got a got like a normal phone. I'm
going to say, but like, um, I welcome my dad
for like um like so like he'll he'll he'll tell me,
like we had to dinner the other their grandparents and
I had this healthit out and it was like, these
jeans are right right now, Jean short season. And then
I had like the shirt my mom helped me. It
was like it was like a perfect outphit. I was

(14:07):
wearing it. It was not a perfect I go in
my room and dad goes, what are you wearing? It
was not It was not. So I go to my
I go into my room and I say, I said, Dad,
where's mom. He goes, and you're not wearing that alphit tonight.
He goes in my room. I wear the shirt. It's

(14:29):
about it's so horrible. Then he yells at me, you
don't even wear the shirt. And then and then I
wear these shoes and they're so tiny. He goes, We're
going to a fancy Jada by the shoe. You have
to wear these nice shoes. That's right, But at pleasant
there's this um jannate like about the end continue but
there's this place where you like do zip lines and

(14:50):
you have to wear sneakers. So it was like, oh,
you can't wear that. Fifteen minute morning Joel