May 1, 2024 • 45 mins
In Episode 14, Gandhi talks to Chris Letizia, a member of the iHeart security team about the life of a PI, the outrageous things he's seen as a police officer, and what to do if you have a bad encounter with a cop. This episode of the Burn Book flames a member of the podcast
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
What's up. It's sauce on the side. Episode fourteen. I
know at some point I'm supposed to stop counting, but
I don't care. I'm not there yet. I think you
should stop counting now. Why fourteen is a weird place
to stop counting.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Because it's just like you're gonna stop eventually. Just now
the fact that you just said I'm supposed to stop counting.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Done, done, but i'm supposed to. I mean Andrew told
me to stop doing it. Now that you both told
me not to, I think I will can't wait till
it was up fifteen Yeah, Episode seventy five, Hi, Episode
two hundred and thirty four. God, and I have some
ideas of stuff that I want to do. So, first
of all, excited about the guest today. I'm always excited
about our guests. I think if I have a guest
i'm not excited about, you just won't hear it because
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it won't be fun. And yes, there are some that
I've recorded that will never see the light of day.
Oh God, but ooh, and I gotta get Andrew in
here later for the burn books. I'm gonna burn his.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Ass, burn them.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Okay, he deserves it. Today we have one of our
security guys here at the office, Chris, Officer Chris. He's awesome.
He keeps us safe. You won't really see him, but
if you try to mess with one of us, he
will be around the corner take you out. That's what
I tell myself. I don't think he actually keeps an
eye on us. I feel like, eh, he's always there.
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I will say he did come to my art show,
and he did bring a security team with him, none
of whom helped me out. They were helping everyone else.
But that's fine, really well, because here was the thing
at my art show. The entire show was there. So
I was like, you know what, Okay, there are X
amount of security people. We need one at the VIP
area just to keep people from stealing purses or whatever
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because we didn't know what was going on. And then
I would like somebody with Danielle, and I would like
somebody with Elvis so that they don't get harassed the
entire time.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I'm just trying to I'm recking my brain at this point.
I just remember those margarita's and yes.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Shout out to our boys at Gringoes and Jersey City
for providing the Margarita's and Tacos. Who right, We're gonna
have to do another show at some point. But Officer
Chris is going to come in because he is not
only a retired police officer for the NYPD and he
has a lot of great stories. He also now is
a private eye. And I have to get to the
bottom of whatever I can. And I know there's probably
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not a lot he can specifically say, but I want
to find out some things. I don't trust it. Why
I don't trust it, You'll trust it never. You don't
trust me private eyes? You know?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Just no, I'm not paying you to do something I
could do myself. I'm nosy.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
But oh really, you're gonna show up. You're gonna just
sit outside someone's apartment for twenty four hours?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Done that before. Oh twenty four hours is a long time.
But now I need to get to the bottom of
that twenty four minutes. Yes, who have you rolled up on?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I can't say, can't say that was it someone you
were dating? Someone someone else was dating? Oh not?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Oh what I've done it for my friends? You need me,
call me, girl, call me, beat me if you want
to reach me. It's gone down. It's going down.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I've done some creepy stuff with friends before, and never
for myself. Now for my friends, I'm like, yeah, hold on,
let me put on this hat and glasses and roll
up Long Island. I love it. It's so fun. And
just watch let me just watch where they're going. That's all.
That's it. So we got to get to Chris. Let's
bring in Chris. Chris. Chris Chris. He is a former
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police officer now private investigator in our security and I
have so many things that I want to ask you.
So Chris, thank you for.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Joining me, Thank you for having me?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Gandhi, are you nervous? Goodness? Should have been? You make
me feel nice, nice and easy, lull you into it
and then.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Get it's that energy.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
You're good, Okay, excellent.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
So I don't even know where I want to start
with you, because you have so many stories from the
time that you are a police officer to now working
in private investigation. And I'm sure just around these offices alone,
you've seen a lot, You've done a lot, you smelled
a lot. Where do we start?
Speaker 3 (03:51):
I've been here six years?
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Can you believe that you've been here longer than me?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Where's the time going? What well, the police officer. Yeah,
I started. Now I'm going to show you my age
nineteen ninety four.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
I started in the South Bronx by the Yankee Stadium area,
the forty fourth precinct, A rough area, A good place
to start that you really want to learn policing. I mean,
you're gonna get your cherry popped right away.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
What made you want to become a police officer? Because
I feel like things are very different now. So in
nineteen ninety four, what was the allure?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
You know? The truth? I did have. That show Cops
was popular in the late eighties watching.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
That, But truth you wanted to wrest a bunch of
people without their shirts on.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Yeah, now that's true. Growing up for me was more
like take every civil service exam and see who calls you.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
So I was very happy the NYPD called me and
I made a twenty five year career out of it.
I got into private security halfway there. I did it
on the side, and after my journey with the MYPD,
I opened up my own private investigation protection business.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
And how's that been going?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Excellent?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yeah, I know you did security at my art show.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
That's true, and you guys, I was on one of
my more exciting events. That was great. That was so fun.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I'm glad you had a good time. We had a
good time too. So it was very chaotic, there were
so many people, but it was awesome.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
You rallied through. You did it.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Come to work the next day, baby, this is how
we do it morning. Yeah. Chris by the way is
definitely our dude because he will warn us if there's
something sketchy going on outside. He will walk us to
and from our cars. He's always looking out for us,
and we love you for that.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
So thanks my pleasure.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
But back to being a police officer in New York City.
What are some of the craziest things that you have
encountered and been part of?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
This story goes well in the bar with a glass
of wine.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
This is your party story.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
This is my party. They're rated R version. I'm a
rookie learning the job. I'm on training. So there's two
veteran cops that have me in the backseat of the
police car teaching me the job. I mean, this is
literally my first week and they get a nine one
one call. It's a four to twelve shift, so that's
four to twelve midnight. It was the end of the night.
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And in those days, stay used to call it four
to fours because you want to get out at midnight,
but you want to go to the bar to four
in the morning.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Oh okay, so it's a four to four.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
The young guy's job, especially the night shift, it's more
for the young single guys. Everybody wants to get out
and go have a cocktail. So when the nine one
one call comes in of a suspicious odor, oh god.
The two veterans who know they went up, this ain't
going to be good and it's in the shift, so
it's going to be yours, rookie, because we're going out.
So we go up this walk up building where the
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call was. It's like the second floor of a foul
odor inside of the apartment. Knock on the door, nobody's answering.
You can hear TV blasting inside the apartment. So I go. Well.
The procedure by the police academy is called emergency service.
They're like the swat guys for the NYPD. They come
in with a battering ram and they'll break the door.
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They laugh and say, now that don't work here, kid,
You're not in the academy, and we're in the streets,
knock on a neighbor's door. Neighbors says, oh, it's a
single lady that lives and there. We haven't seen in
a while. We were the ones they called it's just
the stench. Oh god, the stench.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Was really bad.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Oh yeah, it's gonna get worse. So the veteran cops say,
really easy, go up to the roof, walk down the
fire skate so it's six stories, come down to the
second floor, break the window, get in and unlock the door.
We handle things our way. You know, we don't go
outside resources. Welcome to the job, kid, breaking and entering.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Let's figure this out.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Basically, I go up to the roof. And here's the
part I didn't tell you, Gandhi when I said I
was taking every civil service exam, the only one I
wouldn't take was the fire department because I'm scared of heights.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Ah okay.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Now I'm on this rooftop, huge building, like the Yankee Stadium, Ario,
all those buildings, and I looked down and I'm like,
oh no. I put one step on the fire scape
and you could feel the fire scape moving and you
could see the dust coming out of the screws like
I'm so old. Yeahs.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Then there's another stench because you shit yourself.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Well, I got blotches, I discovered. I never knew this
that I created blotches all over my neck. And I'm like,
oh no, what a pussy. Battle through it. Walk down,
Get to this kitchen window. Take my flashlight. Back in
those days, they were big mag lights. Break the window.
Try to open it. First, it wouldn't open, it was locked.
Break the window. Climb in because at the end of
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the day, your job is to make sure somebody is
not in need. So you got to get in there.
And there's this little chuala and he's biting my caf
come down in the kitchen and I hear the TV blasting.
Happened to be the TV show Cheers. Okay, to this day,
if I see Cheers, I'll always remember this story. The
stench is so bad. What I did. I kept putting
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my nose in my armpit to smell my right card
to try to get a relief. As I'm walking to the.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Front door, I would have thrown really bad.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
It's really bad. Now, it's really really bad. And obviously
this is a call that more than likely by the veterans.
Was da dead on arrival, which is a summertime, which
could be a really bad smell. But I see a
corpse on the couch. Oh, and it has what looks
appears to be a fetus, and the fetus has maggots. Ew,
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so tells me this is an old had to be
there a few days.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
So my feet is do you mean that she had
given birth or somebody ripped a baby out of her?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
The end of the investigation with the Emmy and the
detective squads, Yes, she turned out she had a heart disease.
She was alone and died giving birth right on her couch.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Oh my god, horrible poor thing.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Did you vomit?
Speaker 3 (09:36):
I didn't vomit, but I definitely up chucked. Whatever is that?
How you say that?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Oh like a little bit of the like in your mouth?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Yeah? Correct? You tasted your dinner at seven people.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
That's gonna make me split piece soup.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
At this great Jewish deli on a hund sixty Yankee
court court deli. I don't know if they're still there.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Did it ruin the split peace soup?
Speaker 3 (09:55):
For yeah? Oh it the split piece soup and cheers?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Never again.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
I don't know if you're ever going to get me
to watch it out and watched tears and.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
That's just one of I'm sure many things to say.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
You're correct, it was twenty five years of this and
that particular body. By the way, the arm was missing.
Oh yeah, she didn't have an arm.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
And how's that?
Speaker 3 (10:13):
It was so rigmortous that under the couch the dog
had her arm.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Wait a minute, yeah, wait the chihuahua.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Correct, so are nasty workman?
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Her arm fell off. I know the dog pulled it
off because of how deceased the Bible was and it
was under the couch. Had to watch on it. You
never forget that image and the dog was playing with it.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
And this is your I tell this story at a
bar story. Oh yeah, and people love it.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
This could be a killer You just got to know
it's a killer story.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
I have to say. I know my audience a little bit,
and I think they're going to have really I can't
say enjoy it because it's disturbing, but we'll be interested
in it. How about that?
Speaker 3 (10:54):
That's fine.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
As a police officer in the nineties into the two thousands,
what is the most common that you see here in
the city?
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Assaults, domestic was. Yeah, it was one of your heaviest
I used to say Cupid's bad arrow maybe, But there
was a lot of domestic halls, a lot of disputes,
neighbor disputes. Obviously, with all these buildings in all these boroughs,
neighborly dispute is just like every five minutes. Well, I'm
calling nine one one on you. Two people can't get along,
and I'm gonna call nine one. I'm gonna call namb one.
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We're gonna call nine one one. Then your big crimes
like felonies of assaults with injury.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Now, shootings and stabbings. Shootings in the city at least
now are not as high as other people would assume
that they would be for New York City, right, because
it's hard to get a gun here. Am I wrong
about this? Or am I right about this?
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Yeah? It depends. I mean, if you have the resources
like a gang banger, and guy, really I do, really,
you go the gang banger. They have those resources and
a lot of it comes from the South. It's a
big thing of course, driving down there and you know
there is plenty of guns. But you're right, the common person,
the resource of just getting a firearm, I would imagine
it is difficult.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
So let's talk about the city. Now, we all know
the city has definitely changed. The pandemic, a lot of
stuff got weird. People were let out of jail. Bail
reform has been would we call it bail reform? Yeah?
How do you feel about this city right now?
Speaker 3 (12:18):
It's it's tough. It has changed. I'm certainly one hundred
percent proof because I have a security business and a
lot of my clients are now hiring me just to
protect their homes in the city because of the changes
on their blocks. It could just be as simple as
drug users or somebody who uses their front stairs or
underneath their brownstone as a porter party. Oh, being a
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New Yorker, you know, born and raised here, my issues
to quality alife. There's a policy where you can't really
police that right now, the urine eating and you know,
all the little petty things that sounds like it's nonsense,
and you definitely they definitely had to do something about it.
I mean, you can't just flood the system with quality
of life. But now now it seems like it went
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too far the other way.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
So being someone on the inside of all of this,
do you think that there is a fix. What is
the solution? Because they're right, you can't flood the prisons,
But what.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Do you do? Great question, and I truthfully have to
say I don't know. Part of it is younger cops.
I think is good because if you have older cops
like myself, where you've been on the job during the
days of you can lock them up and that's it
and let the courts deal with it. Those guys are
burnt out because the new way, you know what I mean,
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you need a young mind, You need a nice young
guy to come in and have to know how to
deal with this more. I would say with honey.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Absolutely though I mean I clearly am not a politician.
I don't know how the money works. But it would
seem as though a lot of these people who were
let out of jail, prison, whatever it was, have mental
issues and there needs to be some sort of mental
help and a facility for people who do not have jobs,
who are homeless, who are on the street, who are
the people shitting underneathone's brownstone or pissing on the side
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of the road.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
That's a great, good point. I would have disagreed a
few years ago. I would have said, no, that's bullshit,
and you commit the crime. That's it. You gotta you know,
doing what I do now to security at against somebody's blocks.
And let's face it, the truth of the matter is
the blocks I'm doing are people that probably are a
little more privileged because they could afford secure Of course,
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my daughter says that all the time. Who has crippling anxiety?
She goes, Oh, god, Dad, I wish I had one
hundred dollars an hour to pay some guy to stand
in front of my house all day, I would sleep amazing.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
But the truth of the matter is there's a guy
I dealt with, and what I tried to do. If
I have a situation where there's a reoccurring event of
somebody annoying the neighborhood, I do try to get to
know him. It's the best way because I can't go
to the distation attorney. I can't go to that local priest.
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And if I walk into the priests and say, hey,
this guy's shitting on the street, they're gonna laugh at
me too bad. So I can't physically harm them, nor
would I. So the one or two cases I had,
I mean, these guys are just mentally ill, and they
really are. I don't think they wake up in the
morning and say I just want to hang out, run
up and down the block and do drugs and use
it as a bathroom. So I don't know the answer
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on how do we get this taken care of? It's
it's good, it's gonna be tough.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Well, it's a good thing that you are a retired
police officer now, so you don't have to worry about that.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Yeah, well that's it. That's right.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
It's crazy thinking that you're retired too, because when I
hear retired, I think somebody who's like in their sixties
maybe seventies, and you're obviously too young for that.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
But okay, fight apartment. You get to do twenty years
and get out not anymore, and now it's more but
my day, So you're right. I retired at forty eight
forty seven and a half years old. People are like,
you can't retire. Funny. I thought I could live in
golf for the rest of my life on my New
York City police pension. How's that That only lasted about
a year, And I really that ain't happening. Okay, you
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got to go out and get a second living.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Word to the wise. Now let's talk about your second living. Yes,
now you are a private investigator. Yes, now you get
to see all the juicy stuff. And in my head
when I think private investigator, I think somebody sitting in
their car with a hat and glasses, following cheaters around.
What is the majority of.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Your work, magnum p I right, the Hollywood part of
get to travel around and drive a Ferrari. Yes, yeah,
that's that's not happening.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Because who would notice a Ferrari?
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Following there is a lot of domestic and the biggest
thing with domestic first, when you get a call from
a client, I really tend to just only do it
if I get a call from an attorney. If I'm
not dealing with an attorney, then it's like, well wait,
I'm not just going to find out something and give
you the information. I don't know what you're gonna do.
You I kill the person. So I like to a
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good private eye or a smart private eye usually just
wants to deal with an attorney for like a divorce case.
And in New York State there is no such thing
as adultery. It's not going to work for court. No,
it's just a moral thing. Maybe there's kids involved, Maybe
mom wants to say your dad was a cheater, or
wants to say your mom was a cheater. Because it's
going to get ugly now. And this is why. There's
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a lot of reasons why. And let's face it, you
want to know the other jobs. Occasional insurance jobs are big.
I've worked out with people filming them. They had no idea.
I have like hidden body cameras and they're not supposed
to be in the gym working out.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Oh, because they're like disabled or there's something horrible that
has caused a workman's comp injury.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Oh. I have insurance companies that reach out to me
and I'll join the gym for a month and I'll
walk in literally say hey, can I work in with you?
We're both lifting weights and you're getting video.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
I didn't know insurance companies did that. This explains where
all the money's going.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
There's all it's workmen's comp. This comp is big, so interesting.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
So do any of the people that you're investigating find
out that you are investigating?
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Yeah, usually it's funny. I always think that too. I
had an adultry case. Here's one and I yeah, this
is a here. This is a good one with changing
everything because I assure you discreet, I will never ever
give up any kind or speak about any client. But
this was the attorney reached out to me to find
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this couple that was dating, and it was for the husband.
The husband's attorney said, my wife, you know, to find
his wife out on a date. So we had a
night on the town and they had a concert in
Lower Manhattan, one of these small venues which she wasn't
aware of. The iPhone but she didn't know is married
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to the iPad.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
I feel like that happens so much.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Out there. Clean your shit up. Your iPad might be
saying everything your iPhone. Those I get that a lot,
at least at least three occasions when they get hit
with that. If however, they do it like aha, look
at what we got. I always think back, like the
expression of their faces. It's got to be horrible.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
It's got to be I mean, could you imagine, have
you so you've never had somebody figure out that it
was you and then confront you about it later during
you try.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
To be a mystery person. Get some shots. And that's
why better people that taught me this job try to
deal with like a third party attorney, have no point
of contact in and out. Now, if you came to
me and said, hey, my boyfriend's cheating on me. My
husband's cheating on me. I live with him, no lawyer's involved.
I just want to know. I personally, I would recommend
somebody for you. It'll take your money. I don't want
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to get involved in that because I don't know what
you're going to do if I come back and give
you all the footage.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
I bet I. So I have a theory about cheating,
going through phones, hiring investigators. I think once it gets
to that point where you feel the need to pick
up somebody's phone and go through it, it's over. Just
call it thank you, Because even if I'm the type
of person, you can never prove a negative right. You
can never prove something did not happen. You can only
ever prove that it did happen. So just because you
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don't find something, in my head, if you come back
and you're like, listen and I follow this person around,
I never found anything, then I'm thinking, Okay, it doesn't
mean it didn't happen. You just didn't find anything.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
The trust is gone at that point, it's broken. Just
move on. There's something wrong, whether it's the whether it's
to you, whether it's the two of you together. Once
you get to that point, I just can't imagine ever.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Actually I have a GPS. Now that's also very interesting.
You can't just legally GPS. There's a whole system on
how you have to do that on somebody's car.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Oh really? Yes, I've watched a lot of Breaking Bad.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Are you sure that's it? Breaking Back the Chicken Polo places?
Putting it on Walter, that's it because of that episode.
I have so many friends with Kai Bardi GPS you have.
I just want to see where my girl is going.
I want the tracker if you're feeling that way like
and then I come from the maybe the old school,
and don't want to say I'm tougher, but I don't
want to know. No happy I'm in my relationship. I'm happy,
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we're happy. If that's something that's going on, I don't
want to investigate. If it's I'm gonna know if you're
really gonna do it throughout our relationship. I think I'm
gonna see some tail signs.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
So that was gonna be my question. How does this
translate into your personal life. Are you constantly looking around
and observing things, or do you try to keep them
separate and say, yeah, I'm not gonna poke around. I'm
just gonna live this separate life.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
It never ever affects me. I actually look at it.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Like, because you're married, right right, I'm.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Married a long time. We were like high school sweethearts,
so yeah, we're at that point. I think now my
wife actually, long as her bills are paid, she would
just throw me out of house. Marriage long marriage. As
you get older, there's less and less people checking you out.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
I don't know about that, all right, all right, my
boyfriend and I will I can't even say argue. But
I'm not jealous at all. I just think, oh, I
think you're cute, so I assume other people are gonna
think you're cute. And we were at a resort not
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too long ago, and this woman swam up to him
and I was standing right next to him, and she
starts going on and on about he's handsome and look
at these tattoos, asking about.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
I met him at the tattoo gallery. He's a handsome.
He's a handsome boy.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Pain in my ass, But you know, this woman's talking
to him. So I just swam away because I was like,
you know what, and go ahead do your thing. She
saw me standing here. She gives no fucks, so I'm
not your security. So I just swam off and let
them finish talking. And he said, how could you do that?
I can't believe you would just leave me there. First
of all, you're a grown man. You can take care
of yourself with this woman. But I didn't want to
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be the person in their cod blocking and it's hot, thanks.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
It's a turn on, a turn off. And I have
one an older school, high school sweet art type wife
where she would look at me in the background shaking
her head like nice. As I'm engaged in the conversation
where I'm like, all right, can we do this later.
It's like way to Rockey.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
I don't even care if people are flirting. I think
go ahead, have fun, enjoy yourself. We'll see where you
go this evening.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
I'm flirty, you are flirt with It's it's just more
good energy, right. You just know the level. I know
the level. It ends at the bottom.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
So, speaking of that level working in private investigation, is
there a common thread that you notice before you actually
catch someone in the act a behavior that you're like, yeah,
they're cheating.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Ah, yeah, what is it? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Two cell phones phones is without a doubt.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
You know, if you, if you, if you're significant other
has two cell phones and it's not a work phone.
But then again, it can be a work phone. They
can utilize it. Yep, two cell phones is. I'll say
half the time, let's not because now I'm going to
start fights with all these people that two cell phones.
Two cell phones is one after dinner disappearing. If I
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gotta take a ride, I gotta run out and get
something from the store, I forgot something that usually could
be that, like I got to make that quick phone call. Hey,
you know what's going on the.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Majority of your clients are they men? Are they women?
Or is it split?
Speaker 3 (23:36):
You know, it's it's it was in the beginning when
I started this. Obviously it's more men, but it's women
are catching up. Yeah, yeah, they're they're coming around, they're
coming around.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Wait, so the clients are men or the clients are women?
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Are more female clients catching the men? But that has changed? Really? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
That do you think it's because women are getting stupid
or they're cheating?
Speaker 3 (24:00):
I have my theory. I think tell us, Bravo, okay,
TV shows women see moore of being exposed Internet just
more of that kind of gossip type. And then they're like,
you know what, I do like that guy in the gym,
he is cute. You know what, I'm gonna live my
best life?
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Or so you think social media has made people TV
and social media has made people more apt to cheat.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
Sure, Now let me ask you this, Chris.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
You have two daughters to their adults. Yes, they're dating. Yes,
you meet the dude they're dating, or the girl they're dating,
whatever it is. You don't do some snooping. Come on, man, So.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
This is funny. I'm meeting my daughter, my older it's
their name's Jessica. She's gonna be twenty five, meeting her
boyfriend for the first time this Friday. She's been dating
him for a few months and now it's time to
But how do I say a confession I have when
we're on air?
Speaker 1 (24:48):
But go ahead, I run them, Yes, as you should.
I want to run them. And I'm not even a cop.
I don't know how you don't do it.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Love clients to come to me and they want a
general comprehensive run and people go, that's horrible. No, it
ain't fuck that. Why would you want to know about
some I want to know his probably work history. Yes,
I want to know if he was arrested.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Credit score and I wouldn't and I'd.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Have no problem credit score. Leans, that's right. I want
to know everything about this person. So yeah, that answers
that for sure.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Okay, So let me ask you, this got a lot
of interesting personalities in this building. You run them.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
I have not run anybody in.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
This You haven't. I don't even believe that. I don't
even believe that for a second.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
I have not run anybody in this building.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
I would never do that. There have to be some
interesting people around here doing some interesting shit. Yeah, and
you're not allowed to talk about.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
It, are you? No? No? But yeah, it's a colorful building,
that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
I bet it is.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
We have all shapes and sizes as far as.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
The colorful Okay, can you say this, as far as
the colorful people go? Right, which station gives you the
most to deal with? I think I know it?
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Right?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
But which? Because you only walk you know certain people
out of this building?
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Right? Right? Well? Right? Power definitely has more people looking
to get with them. We've had that from time to time.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Well, they're also a lot more controversial. There you go,
they're out there, they start shit. We don't really start
shit over here.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
WR. I've had three Oh yeah, they start too here
you go. I've had three cases with WOLR. We had
to do again power in WLR. We had to do
a super like get a whole team out here and
just beyond high alert.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
What's the craziest thing you've seen happen around here?
Speaker 3 (26:31):
We had a guy in Tribeca who came by looking
for one of our talent, and he was out here
at four o'clock in the morning. So that alone alarms
me because that's motivation.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Yeah, oh yeah, you're up early waiting.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
That shows some good motivation. We asked him if he
needed anything. The security at the front desk. You know,
it's a suit. We call that a suit because it
shows the first sign of authority. You got a suit
on the lobby security. Hi, is there anything I can
help you with? Because he's standing right at the window
and it's four o'clock.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
In These guys are the first ones out.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
There twenty four hours. So the guy on the midnight
shift would be the one that will alert me.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Oh for Anthony, here you go.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
And this was at this time was in Tribeca, which
was Steve Sure And Anthony, by the way, is amazing,
he really is.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
He was great too.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Yeah, he was funny. I got a call from Anthony
this morning for something like he's just so good. They're great.
The guy said to the overnight security guy at four
o'clock in the morning, Fuck you, free country. I'm out here.
Don't tell me what I got to do. Mind you business.
Then I have to roll up and again just stand here.
And now I'm not going to engage with him, because
He's right, it's a free country. You could stand in
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front of a building at four o'clock in the morning.
So now the job details where I have to stand
there to try not to make it like I'm watching him,
but I'm watching him to wait to see. As far
as our procedures, we will just have talents stay home
that day, really work from home.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
There you go. There are so many times, because you know,
we all walk in from different places all the time,
so you never even know where somebody's coming from, or
if they're coming up through the basement whatever. But every
now and then at the old building would see somebody
looking outside and we would just walk by and be like, hey, Steve,
I think someone's here for Charlotta Magne. This is always like,
I know you said some shit yesterday and here yeah, yeah, yeah,
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here it goes.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
That's funny. So nothing nothing too crazy with the people here.
And if it was, you wouldn't even be able to
tell me anyway. That's right, we'll talk off the air, Chris,
what about celebrities like you have to again? I know
you are Yeah, you can't see that because this is
a podcast, but Chris has a big old grint on
his face. I will find out. But I can't tell
you how about celebrities because I know that you've done
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with deal dealt with a lot of them. Yeah, yes,
without using a name. Are you allowed to say some
crazy things that you have seen within the celebrity world,
like a page six type of thing.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
Sure, blind item.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Right, blind item? Celebrities. Uh. Even my experience in the
police department before I was doing private security, we caught
one celebrity in the meat past area, which is in
Lower Manhattan, performing oral sex on the prostitute. Oh a
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male prostitute.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Fascinating.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
Yeah, in his suv with his driver was out getting coffee.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
So that was quick.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
My thing is like, you got all this money in
the world, get a room. Another one was fun was
I was called at the Ritz Calton on Central Park
back with a certain celebrity. You can guess it. I'll
shake my head. I didn't work for him, so I
didn't sign to an NDA so I could say it
during the Was it Denise.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Richardson Charlie Sheena?
Speaker 3 (29:40):
That incident was an incident of like an assault. Charlie
Sheen had an issue in a hotel room. I wasn't working,
but the manager told me, you know he was at
There was nine one one calls. Yeah, and then there
was a celebrity who loved prostitution coming to his room.
He would stay, of course I can't say his name.
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He would hire security and he would rent the whole
floor just so nobody else was up there and just
have escorts come like all weekend. And that was Central
Park Hotel.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Sounds like a party.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
It's a party.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Speaking about NDAs, I have some questions about this. So
with a lot of the Diddy and Cassie stuff that
we have seen when it comes to an NDA, even
take him out of it. Just in general, when it
comes to an NDA. How protected is somebody by an
NDA if they're committing a crime, Like, are you never
supposed to talk about it? Do you get in trouble
if you blow the whistle on somebody because they're doing
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something horrible and you've signed an NDA.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
I mean the legal answer to that is if you're
subpoena or authorities are questioning you, now the NDA's out.
If it's the commission of a crime, you're not sup
If you're professional, I'm not going to go to a
barbecue and say I was just out with so and so,
because it's just going to get out and it comes
back to me and then I'm not going to get
work right. So I'm going to assure you so discreet
any of my clients. So if it's in a commission
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of a crime and now you're working with the authorities,
you're gonna you're not gonna get sued. You still might
get sued, but you're gonna win.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Now, what if the authorities don't come to me but
say I sign an NDA and I'm out partying with
We'll say Diddy because he's the one that's all over
the news. Right now, I sign an NDA. I'm hanging
out with him. I see him commit a crime. Right
Nobody has come to me and asked me did this happen.
I go to the authorities and say, hey, I saw
this happen. Do I get in trouble.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
By the NDA standards? Now you'll win that you will.
He could still make your life miserable and ssue you,
bring you into depositions in court paid attorney, so he
could still make your life a pain in the ass
because you're gonna have the lawyer up and now it's
going to hit your pocket. But in the end, there's
nobody gonna find you guilty for that, because it's the
moral of the right thing to do. It's a crime.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Because I'm just wondering, you know how so many people
now are coming forward and saying, oh, we knew this,
we saw this, it was all going on, but you
didn't have shit to say. Then now you have a
bunch to say. And I feel like it's not the
flex people think it is.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
I think it's the domino effect on the on the
one side of it, where let's say it did happen,
what these people are saying. I think it's the ritual.
You always need a leader, You always need that one
person to come out, kind of like in the classroom,
we all wanted to say something, nobody wouldn't. Then the
one kid say, speaks his mind, Now we all want
to talk. I think there's that, and then I think
there's people, of course capitalizing on sure nonsense.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
There's a little bit of cloud chasing, for sure, But
I'm getting a little irritated at some of these celebrities
who are like, oh, we knew that we been knew that,
we knew that it had happened, blah blah blah. Well
where the fuck were you?
Speaker 3 (32:23):
Then?
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Why did you say anything?
Speaker 3 (32:25):
Then why didn't you want to do the right thing? Yeah,
all of a sudden, that's that's the problem in this
world is everybody just kind of has the shuggers on.
They do know a lot of bad things going on,
nobody wants to get involved.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Do you ever have to do security detail for somebody
that while you guys are doing it, you're like, you know,
I wouldn't really hate it if you accidentally got punched
in the face by someone because you're so terrible. Absolutely, Yes,
who Chris who.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Yeah, you wouldn't lose sleep, that's for sure if it happened.
But the job is to protect them, Yeah, the fullest.
So you're going to make sure that doesn't happen. But yeah,
and nine out of ten, it's always good. It's quick
in and out, get him safe for tonight. It's an
honor if I'm known at one of many former cops
as the New York City connection for who's coming in
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from La Miami. We need a guy biggest human beings
if we need that kind of job, or just again
the guy that just keeps you out.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Of trouble, you're gonna have to hire you for some
more things.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
You get the friends and family right there.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Hey, and you guys are great, and you always treat
us well and always be nice to the security because
they're the ones that are going to help you.
Speaker 4 (33:27):
Smile, not give me a shake, be happy.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
I sure you your accounter won't be as bad.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
That's a good. So okay, let's talk about that. Give
us tips to make an encounter with a police officer
less shitty, because, let me tell you, scary does something
that I don't agree with at all. But as soon
as he gets pulled over. He just immediately starts dropping.
I'm on the radio on the Elvis stor In Morning show.
I'm on the radio.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
I'm like, do you know who I am?
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Yes? Yes, which I always say. If you have to
say do you know who I am? You lost because
either they know and they don't give a shit, or
they don't know and they don't give a shit, And
now you're just sitting here looking like an idiot. Like
in the history of do you Know Who I Am?
Speaker 3 (34:04):
Does it ever work nowadays? Remember the cop is on camera,
so anything you say is going to be on his camera.
So you might not want too much because those cameras,
even even the police camera, I'm sad to say, end
up leaking out and end up on these TV shows. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
I remember Reese Witherspoon getting pulled over for duy and
she pulled a do you know who I Am?
Speaker 4 (34:21):
Thing?
Speaker 1 (34:21):
And it looked awful.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
A police encounter is public.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
I think it should be.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
Yeah, I guess yeah. I would be more like, I
don't show that. What is that going to do? But
they have to now show their side of what they encounter.
You know, we've seen bad things on the other side.
I'm not naive. We know that it happens. With that said,
here's what I told my kids when they drove. When
a cop, especially in the dark, gets out, he pulls
you over on the traffic stop and he's walking to
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your car, I assure you he's as scared as you
that first moment when he's walking to that car. He
don't know what he's especially when there's multiple bodies like
you and your friends are hanging out, you get pulled
over this three heads that he sees as he's coming up.
So my thing with my my own children was, well,
I don't know this cop, and I don't know if
he's a little bit of a loose cannon or had
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a bad day, or has a PI and his wife's
cheating on him. I don't know what is coming to
that car to engage with my children, and he does
have a firearm. My theory is, listen to me, put
the freaking light on, put your hands on the steering wheel,
and just answer the questions. I'm very, very confident that
he's there because of the traffic steps. I'm not making
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it now like I'm against the police, because I'm not.
I'm a police officer, but I know safety, if you
move the wrong way and it's dark, or just go
forbit your friend does something stupid. You just never know.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
So let's say you do have a bad encounter with
a police officer who was acting out of line, who
did something he should or she should not have done. Okay,
what is your recourse? How do people reford? What do
you do?
Speaker 3 (35:47):
What I would do? I would shut up and let
him win. He's gonna win on the scene, and lawyer
up and have your day later.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
But even from that point, like say, okay, you win.
Now you're searching my car illegally or for no reason,
whatever it is is, or now you've physically harmed me,
where do you go from there? Like, yes, you get
a lawyer. What if you can't afford a lawyer? What's
your first course of action?
Speaker 3 (36:07):
Right?
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Who do you tell?
Speaker 3 (36:08):
Yeah, well, they have a whole process. There's like a
civilian complaint. And at the moment at the scene, I
would eat it. Yeah really, and I have. I've had,
you know, an issue. I had an issue down south
once when I was pulled over and I didn't agree
with where it was going. But I ate it. I
just ate it. You want to take a look and
I just did because I'm just for that moment, live
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for that moment. You know it could be. I don't
want it to become combative.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
It's really tough though, because you know, people are so
scared now because you are seeing these videos of people
who were complying, people who were not acting out of
line to get the treatment that they then got. So
it's it's a tough one.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
Especially Well, we were talking about short and we were
talking about this before. Like the media, it's so much
pounding the social media. If you just search it once,
it's going to keep coming on your phone.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Absolutely, they like the.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Police department has so many great stories going on with
their doing in the community. Especially again I said, this
new way of policing I'm for with these young cops,
cops and kids boxing softball, and it's not on that
social media like that one.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Well, police needs a better pr then that's where we
need to fix it.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
Yeah, beat it up, Gandhi, get in there. I'll get
you some resources.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Let's go all right. I don't want to only highlight
the bad shit that happens. I mean there is a lot.
We know that there's a lot. I do want to
highlight the good things that happen. And I do want
to give people recourse if they feel helpless, because I
think that that's a big part of what's really setting
everybody off. Just in general. It feels like a powder
keg right now, exactly. And I think it's because people
feel helpless in so many different areas, whether it's how
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much money you're making, insurance companies, doctors' offices, dealing with
police officers. People don't know where to go and what
to do to actually affect change. And I think that
that's what's really stressing a lot of people out. So
if we can give them answers, I love it. If
we can highlight the good, I'm always on board for that.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
I think it's great.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
So when you have these great stories or things that
are happening community, Chris, you got to tell me yeah,
so now I can talk about it.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
I love it. I will.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Now you don't expect me to go do research, do you.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
I'll put you in touch with somebody I know in
the NYPD with that they do a lot in the community.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
So Chris, you also, and I will wrap it up
with this, You're not just a former police officer in
our security and own a private investigation business. Yes, you
also have a.
Speaker 4 (38:18):
Bar, Yes, a wine bar.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
Yes. My family, my brother and I, we have a
wine bar in Bronxville, New York called Ernie's Wine Bar.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Where's Bronxville, Bronxfield's in.
Speaker 3 (38:29):
Lower Lower Westchester. It's one of the first stops coming
out of the city, out of the bronx What's called
Ernie's Ernie's Wine Bar.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
So if you want to see Chris, are you there?
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Off it? I will always be there. Just just let
me know who's coming ex for Chris and I'll get
over there.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Ernie's Wine Bar in Bronxville. Chris, our lovely security guard,
and I think we can call you security guard, our
lovely security security and private investigator. Chris.
Speaker 4 (38:53):
We love you, Thank you, thank you for having me.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Of course, if people can people find you online or
do you not want to drop that information?
Speaker 3 (38:58):
Oh sure, shoot me. Let's give you a few emails.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Well you have a few emails. One he's got three
phones for emails. Nothing he's doing is sketchy.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
Chris Consulting at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Chrisconsulting at gmail dot com. If you have some issues
that you would like to be solved or looked at.
That's how you get ahold of our Chris, and have
your lawyer reach out to him. If you want to
creep on a significant.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
Lawyer first please, I don't want no more anti domestic case.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Good job, Thank you, Chris, thanks for joining us, Thanks
for having me. Okay, pretty interesting. Chris has some things
to say. I think I'm gonna have to talk to
him off the air about some of the stuff he
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was being very hesitant about. But anyway, let's get to
the other fun stuff because we need to get Andrew's
ass in here, because, like I said, I want to
burn him and we have to do and ask me anything.
So please hold on one second, Andrew, can you come here?
Speaker 2 (40:09):
What he's such a victim's losing? H Well, go take
the mic you deserve it today.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Oh wow, there he goes. There he goes learn something.
I'm out podcasting. Oh my god, he's gonna take out
a whole computer. Look at him.
Speaker 5 (40:22):
Well, why would they put the arm of the computer
where it could hit the computer? That's dumb.
Speaker 4 (40:26):
The computer hit the arm.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Yes, this is a microphone.
Speaker 5 (40:30):
Yes, just what do you need?
Speaker 1 (40:33):
I'd like to burn you. Okay, do you have any
idea why I want to burn you.
Speaker 5 (40:37):
Because of the podcast being spoken over.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Oh yeah, he knows.
Speaker 5 (40:46):
Yeah, I'm not going to burn me. I'm gonna burn you.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
Wait, how are you going to burn me for that?
Speaker 4 (40:52):
Yeah? Hold on.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
So here's what happened. I had doctor Brad Schaeffer in
for actually what I thought was a really good episode, Diamond,
you were in there for it. What did you think? Amazing?
Amazing episode? And we got to a lot of really
cool things. You talked about all kinds of stuff, and
we had people come in, like guests come in. But
in the other studio recording what the hell were you recording?
Speaker 5 (41:15):
It was a boll chat.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
You were recording a.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
Bowl chat for the serial Killers. Yes, Andrew and a
guy named Ben were in the other studio. We love Ben,
He's very nice, like him a lot. Their entire podcast
recorded on top of my entire podcast. So Doctor Brad
was rendered unusable. But the serial Killer podcast just went
on to do this fucking bold chat. I hate you
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for it? And why did I flame you?
Speaker 5 (41:40):
I guess maybe learn how to use the board and
then it won't happen.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
Oh really, wait a minute, because I'm pretty sure that
you had something in your side that you one didn't
know how to shut off, and two had you known
how to use the board, it would not have happened.
Speaker 5 (41:56):
Well, to be honest with you, I am terrified of
the boards should because I am always afraid of them.
I do not touch the board unless it is in
studio I and I know how to use that because
I have written out instructions of what too press to
make it work. I never touch Elvis's board. I never
touched Scotty's board because I did my impression. I swear
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on my life, I never touched it, and that was
the problem. I didn't touch it because Scott's always like
working radio, and I'm always under the impression that if
I touch anything there, I could be on the radio
at any second and shut everything down.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Worse, destroy an hour long podcast.
Speaker 5 (42:30):
Well, I will say, I apologize.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
Well, this isn't fun. I don't want an apology. I
want you to fight back.
Speaker 5 (42:36):
But then when I fight back, it's, oh, look at
him playing the victim. Let's talk about that manipulation. I'm
also so sorry I spit on your hat.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Sorry that.
Speaker 5 (42:49):
I burn you.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Okay, find Andrew, that was it? Whatever?
Speaker 5 (42:53):
Well, I'm sorry. I mean, if you want, like, I'll
fight you for something else. So apologizing is not good.
Now you're doing the thing. No, no, no, now, you
the one always got his pangle in arms up.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
He did just he just whipped up a little panglin
arms though. Did you see it? He went like this,
You can't see what I'm doing, but it's kind of
t rexy anyway. No, here's the problem.
Speaker 5 (43:15):
You know.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
I always say this, if people just take accountability for
what happened and say sorry, you have to move on.
You can't keep sucking them up. I was hoping for
a lie or a pivot or it's not my fault
because I didn't get any of that. So when somebody
just says like, oh I fucked up, let's move on,
then you gotta move on. Boo.
Speaker 5 (43:32):
Sorry, did I just ruin your show once again? Okay?
Speaker 1 (43:36):
Oops, that's fine. We'll have doctor Brad back in because
he's cool.
Speaker 5 (43:40):
Ok sorry again, Okay, bye.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
See that little voice? Fuck you?
Speaker 3 (43:45):
Hey, bye.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
Bye, Andrew.
Speaker 3 (43:49):
I have a great podcast.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
Okay, let's get to the ask me anything since Andrew
just ruined it all. Mama Mony Cat no, Mama Monica.
T oh maybe that.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
Okay, anyway, Mama, she wants to know where is your
next vacation exotic destination.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
Ooh, that is a great question. Vacationing one of my
favorite things to do. And as you hear this podcast,
our show is currently on vacation, which means I am
in Mexico with my boyfriend and a bunch of his
friends and hopefully I'm having a good time. But who knows?
These people are crazy? Well, I hope so what. There
are two of his best friends from when he was
(44:31):
in the military, and these dudes like tu Porta, and
they're bringing their significant others and I don't really know
any of them, so this is kind of gonna be
my first time meeting them. Pray for me, Diamond, Pray
for me. You're gonna have a good time. Are you
a good time? I'm here? Why are you here?
Speaker 2 (44:46):
Because I couldn't plan a trip around this time because
all of my friends are working, so I was like,
I don't really know what to do. It's okay, don't
worry about it.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
So you're just gonna be making money.
Speaker 3 (44:54):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
You hear that sound? Diamond making money? It was very
similar to your flame. Love it, okay? If they want
to find you online, where do they find you?
Speaker 2 (45:05):
At Diamond Sincere and then on Twitter or x whatever
at Diamond Sincere with an underscore.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
And I am at Baby Hot Sauce. Please feel free
ask any questions like, subscribe, follow, leave a review, but
only if you like us, and we'll be back next week,
hopefully with the podcast. Andrew has not ruined. Okay, bye
bye
What's up. It's sauce on the side. Episode fourteen. I
know at some point I'm supposed to stop counting, but
I don't care. I'm not there yet. I think you
should stop counting now. Why fourteen is a weird place
to stop counting.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Because it's just like you're gonna stop eventually. Just now
the fact that you just said I'm supposed to stop counting.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Done, done, but i'm supposed to. I mean Andrew told
me to stop doing it. Now that you both told
me not to, I think I will can't wait till
it was up fifteen Yeah, Episode seventy five, Hi, Episode
two hundred and thirty four. God, and I have some
ideas of stuff that I want to do. So, first
of all, excited about the guest today. I'm always excited
about our guests. I think if I have a guest
i'm not excited about, you just won't hear it because
(00:43):
it won't be fun. And yes, there are some that
I've recorded that will never see the light of day.
Oh God, but ooh, and I gotta get Andrew in
here later for the burn books. I'm gonna burn his.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Ass, burn them.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Okay, he deserves it. Today we have one of our
security guys here at the office, Chris, Officer Chris. He's awesome.
He keeps us safe. You won't really see him, but
if you try to mess with one of us, he
will be around the corner take you out. That's what
I tell myself. I don't think he actually keeps an
eye on us. I feel like, eh, he's always there.
(01:16):
I will say he did come to my art show,
and he did bring a security team with him, none
of whom helped me out. They were helping everyone else.
But that's fine, really well, because here was the thing
at my art show. The entire show was there. So
I was like, you know what, Okay, there are X
amount of security people. We need one at the VIP
area just to keep people from stealing purses or whatever
(01:36):
because we didn't know what was going on. And then
I would like somebody with Danielle, and I would like
somebody with Elvis so that they don't get harassed the
entire time.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I'm just trying to I'm recking my brain at this point.
I just remember those margarita's and yes.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Shout out to our boys at Gringoes and Jersey City
for providing the Margarita's and Tacos. Who right, We're gonna
have to do another show at some point. But Officer
Chris is going to come in because he is not
only a retired police officer for the NYPD and he
has a lot of great stories. He also now is
a private eye. And I have to get to the
bottom of whatever I can. And I know there's probably
(02:10):
not a lot he can specifically say, but I want
to find out some things. I don't trust it. Why
I don't trust it, You'll trust it never. You don't
trust me private eyes? You know?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Just no, I'm not paying you to do something I
could do myself. I'm nosy.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
But oh really, you're gonna show up. You're gonna just
sit outside someone's apartment for twenty four hours?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Done that before. Oh twenty four hours is a long time.
But now I need to get to the bottom of
that twenty four minutes. Yes, who have you rolled up on?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I can't say, can't say that was it someone you
were dating? Someone someone else was dating? Oh not?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Oh what I've done it for my friends? You need me,
call me, girl, call me, beat me if you want
to reach me. It's gone down. It's going down.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I've done some creepy stuff with friends before, and never
for myself. Now for my friends, I'm like, yeah, hold on,
let me put on this hat and glasses and roll
up Long Island. I love it. It's so fun. And
just watch let me just watch where they're going. That's all.
That's it. So we got to get to Chris. Let's
bring in Chris. Chris. Chris Chris. He is a former
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police officer now private investigator in our security and I
have so many things that I want to ask you.
So Chris, thank you for.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Joining me, Thank you for having me?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Gandhi, are you nervous? Goodness? Should have been? You make
me feel nice, nice and easy, lull you into it
and then.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Get it's that energy.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
You're good, Okay, excellent.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
So I don't even know where I want to start
with you, because you have so many stories from the
time that you are a police officer to now working
in private investigation. And I'm sure just around these offices alone,
you've seen a lot, You've done a lot, you smelled
a lot. Where do we start?
Speaker 3 (03:51):
I've been here six years?
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Can you believe that you've been here longer than me?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Where's the time going? What well, the police officer. Yeah,
I started. Now I'm going to show you my age
nineteen ninety four.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
I started in the South Bronx by the Yankee Stadium area,
the forty fourth precinct, A rough area, A good place
to start that you really want to learn policing. I mean,
you're gonna get your cherry popped right away.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
What made you want to become a police officer? Because
I feel like things are very different now. So in
nineteen ninety four, what was the allure?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
You know? The truth? I did have. That show Cops
was popular in the late eighties watching.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
That, But truth you wanted to wrest a bunch of
people without their shirts on.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Yeah, now that's true. Growing up for me was more
like take every civil service exam and see who calls you.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
So I was very happy the NYPD called me and
I made a twenty five year career out of it.
I got into private security halfway there. I did it
on the side, and after my journey with the MYPD,
I opened up my own private investigation protection business.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
And how's that been going?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Excellent?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yeah, I know you did security at my art show.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
That's true, and you guys, I was on one of
my more exciting events. That was great. That was so fun.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I'm glad you had a good time. We had a
good time too. So it was very chaotic, there were
so many people, but it was awesome.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
You rallied through. You did it.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Come to work the next day, baby, this is how
we do it morning. Yeah. Chris by the way is
definitely our dude because he will warn us if there's
something sketchy going on outside. He will walk us to
and from our cars. He's always looking out for us,
and we love you for that.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
So thanks my pleasure.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
But back to being a police officer in New York City.
What are some of the craziest things that you have
encountered and been part of?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
This story goes well in the bar with a glass
of wine.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
This is your party story.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
This is my party. They're rated R version. I'm a
rookie learning the job. I'm on training. So there's two
veteran cops that have me in the backseat of the
police car teaching me the job. I mean, this is
literally my first week and they get a nine one
one call. It's a four to twelve shift, so that's
four to twelve midnight. It was the end of the night.
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And in those days, stay used to call it four
to fours because you want to get out at midnight,
but you want to go to the bar to four
in the morning.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Oh okay, so it's a four to four.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
The young guy's job, especially the night shift, it's more
for the young single guys. Everybody wants to get out
and go have a cocktail. So when the nine one
one call comes in of a suspicious odor, oh god.
The two veterans who know they went up, this ain't
going to be good and it's in the shift, so
it's going to be yours, rookie, because we're going out.
So we go up this walk up building where the
(06:29):
call was. It's like the second floor of a foul
odor inside of the apartment. Knock on the door, nobody's answering.
You can hear TV blasting inside the apartment. So I go. Well.
The procedure by the police academy is called emergency service.
They're like the swat guys for the NYPD. They come
in with a battering ram and they'll break the door.
(06:51):
They laugh and say, now that don't work here, kid,
You're not in the academy, and we're in the streets,
knock on a neighbor's door. Neighbors says, oh, it's a
single lady that lives and there. We haven't seen in
a while. We were the ones they called it's just
the stench. Oh god, the stench.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Was really bad.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Oh yeah, it's gonna get worse. So the veteran cops say,
really easy, go up to the roof, walk down the
fire skate so it's six stories, come down to the
second floor, break the window, get in and unlock the door.
We handle things our way. You know, we don't go
outside resources. Welcome to the job, kid, breaking and entering.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Let's figure this out.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Basically, I go up to the roof. And here's the
part I didn't tell you, Gandhi when I said I
was taking every civil service exam, the only one I
wouldn't take was the fire department because I'm scared of heights.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Ah okay.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Now I'm on this rooftop, huge building, like the Yankee Stadium, Ario,
all those buildings, and I looked down and I'm like,
oh no. I put one step on the fire scape
and you could feel the fire scape moving and you
could see the dust coming out of the screws like
I'm so old. Yeahs.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Then there's another stench because you shit yourself.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Well, I got blotches, I discovered. I never knew this
that I created blotches all over my neck. And I'm like,
oh no, what a pussy. Battle through it. Walk down,
Get to this kitchen window. Take my flashlight. Back in
those days, they were big mag lights. Break the window.
Try to open it. First, it wouldn't open, it was locked.
Break the window. Climb in because at the end of
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the day, your job is to make sure somebody is
not in need. So you got to get in there.
And there's this little chuala and he's biting my caf
come down in the kitchen and I hear the TV blasting.
Happened to be the TV show Cheers. Okay, to this day,
if I see Cheers, I'll always remember this story. The
stench is so bad. What I did. I kept putting
(08:45):
my nose in my armpit to smell my right card
to try to get a relief. As I'm walking to the.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Front door, I would have thrown really bad.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
It's really bad. Now, it's really really bad. And obviously
this is a call that more than likely by the veterans.
Was da dead on arrival, which is a summertime, which
could be a really bad smell. But I see a
corpse on the couch. Oh, and it has what looks
appears to be a fetus, and the fetus has maggots. Ew,
(09:15):
so tells me this is an old had to be
there a few days.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
So my feet is do you mean that she had
given birth or somebody ripped a baby out of her?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
The end of the investigation with the Emmy and the
detective squads, Yes, she turned out she had a heart disease.
She was alone and died giving birth right on her couch.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Oh my god, horrible poor thing.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Did you vomit?
Speaker 3 (09:36):
I didn't vomit, but I definitely up chucked. Whatever is that?
How you say that?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Oh like a little bit of the like in your mouth?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Yeah? Correct? You tasted your dinner at seven people.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
That's gonna make me split piece soup.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
At this great Jewish deli on a hund sixty Yankee
court court deli. I don't know if they're still there.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Did it ruin the split peace soup?
Speaker 3 (09:55):
For yeah? Oh it the split piece soup and cheers?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Never again.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
I don't know if you're ever going to get me
to watch it out and watched tears and.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
That's just one of I'm sure many things to say.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
You're correct, it was twenty five years of this and
that particular body. By the way, the arm was missing.
Oh yeah, she didn't have an arm.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
And how's that?
Speaker 3 (10:13):
It was so rigmortous that under the couch the dog
had her arm.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Wait a minute, yeah, wait the chihuahua.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Correct, so are nasty workman?
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Her arm fell off. I know the dog pulled it
off because of how deceased the Bible was and it
was under the couch. Had to watch on it. You
never forget that image and the dog was playing with it.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
And this is your I tell this story at a
bar story. Oh yeah, and people love it.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
This could be a killer You just got to know
it's a killer story.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
I have to say. I know my audience a little bit,
and I think they're going to have really I can't
say enjoy it because it's disturbing, but we'll be interested
in it. How about that?
Speaker 3 (10:54):
That's fine.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
As a police officer in the nineties into the two thousands,
what is the most common that you see here in
the city?
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Assaults, domestic was. Yeah, it was one of your heaviest
I used to say Cupid's bad arrow maybe, But there
was a lot of domestic halls, a lot of disputes,
neighbor disputes. Obviously, with all these buildings in all these boroughs,
neighborly dispute is just like every five minutes. Well, I'm
calling nine one one on you. Two people can't get along,
and I'm gonna call nine one. I'm gonna call namb one.
(11:23):
We're gonna call nine one one. Then your big crimes
like felonies of assaults with injury.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Now, shootings and stabbings. Shootings in the city at least
now are not as high as other people would assume
that they would be for New York City, right, because
it's hard to get a gun here. Am I wrong
about this? Or am I right about this?
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Yeah? It depends. I mean, if you have the resources
like a gang banger, and guy, really I do, really,
you go the gang banger. They have those resources and
a lot of it comes from the South. It's a
big thing of course, driving down there and you know
there is plenty of guns. But you're right, the common person,
the resource of just getting a firearm, I would imagine
it is difficult.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
So let's talk about the city. Now, we all know
the city has definitely changed. The pandemic, a lot of
stuff got weird. People were let out of jail. Bail
reform has been would we call it bail reform? Yeah?
How do you feel about this city right now?
Speaker 3 (12:18):
It's it's tough. It has changed. I'm certainly one hundred
percent proof because I have a security business and a
lot of my clients are now hiring me just to
protect their homes in the city because of the changes
on their blocks. It could just be as simple as
drug users or somebody who uses their front stairs or
underneath their brownstone as a porter party. Oh, being a
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New Yorker, you know, born and raised here, my issues
to quality alife. There's a policy where you can't really
police that right now, the urine eating and you know,
all the little petty things that sounds like it's nonsense,
and you definitely they definitely had to do something about it.
I mean, you can't just flood the system with quality
of life. But now now it seems like it went
(13:01):
too far the other way.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
So being someone on the inside of all of this,
do you think that there is a fix. What is
the solution? Because they're right, you can't flood the prisons,
But what.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Do you do? Great question, and I truthfully have to
say I don't know. Part of it is younger cops.
I think is good because if you have older cops
like myself, where you've been on the job during the
days of you can lock them up and that's it
and let the courts deal with it. Those guys are
burnt out because the new way, you know what I mean,
(13:31):
you need a young mind, You need a nice young
guy to come in and have to know how to
deal with this more. I would say with honey.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Absolutely though I mean I clearly am not a politician.
I don't know how the money works. But it would
seem as though a lot of these people who were
let out of jail, prison, whatever it was, have mental
issues and there needs to be some sort of mental
help and a facility for people who do not have jobs,
who are homeless, who are on the street, who are
the people shitting underneathone's brownstone or pissing on the side
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of the road.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
That's a great, good point. I would have disagreed a
few years ago. I would have said, no, that's bullshit,
and you commit the crime. That's it. You gotta you know,
doing what I do now to security at against somebody's blocks.
And let's face it, the truth of the matter is
the blocks I'm doing are people that probably are a
little more privileged because they could afford secure Of course,
(14:23):
my daughter says that all the time. Who has crippling anxiety?
She goes, Oh, god, Dad, I wish I had one
hundred dollars an hour to pay some guy to stand
in front of my house all day, I would sleep amazing.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
But the truth of the matter is there's a guy
I dealt with, and what I tried to do. If
I have a situation where there's a reoccurring event of
somebody annoying the neighborhood, I do try to get to
know him. It's the best way because I can't go
to the distation attorney. I can't go to that local priest.
(14:55):
And if I walk into the priests and say, hey,
this guy's shitting on the street, they're gonna laugh at
me too bad. So I can't physically harm them, nor
would I. So the one or two cases I had,
I mean, these guys are just mentally ill, and they
really are. I don't think they wake up in the
morning and say I just want to hang out, run
up and down the block and do drugs and use
it as a bathroom. So I don't know the answer
(15:18):
on how do we get this taken care of? It's
it's good, it's gonna be tough.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Well, it's a good thing that you are a retired
police officer now, so you don't have to worry about that.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Yeah, well that's it. That's right.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
It's crazy thinking that you're retired too, because when I
hear retired, I think somebody who's like in their sixties
maybe seventies, and you're obviously too young for that.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
But okay, fight apartment. You get to do twenty years
and get out not anymore, and now it's more but
my day, So you're right. I retired at forty eight
forty seven and a half years old. People are like,
you can't retire. Funny. I thought I could live in
golf for the rest of my life on my New
York City police pension. How's that That only lasted about
a year, And I really that ain't happening. Okay, you
(15:56):
got to go out and get a second living.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Word to the wise. Now let's talk about your second living. Yes,
now you are a private investigator. Yes, now you get
to see all the juicy stuff. And in my head
when I think private investigator, I think somebody sitting in
their car with a hat and glasses, following cheaters around.
What is the majority of.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Your work, magnum p I right, the Hollywood part of
get to travel around and drive a Ferrari. Yes, yeah,
that's that's not happening.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Because who would notice a Ferrari?
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Following there is a lot of domestic and the biggest
thing with domestic first, when you get a call from
a client, I really tend to just only do it
if I get a call from an attorney. If I'm
not dealing with an attorney, then it's like, well wait,
I'm not just going to find out something and give
you the information. I don't know what you're gonna do.
You I kill the person. So I like to a
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good private eye or a smart private eye usually just
wants to deal with an attorney for like a divorce case.
And in New York State there is no such thing
as adultery. It's not going to work for court. No,
it's just a moral thing. Maybe there's kids involved, Maybe
mom wants to say your dad was a cheater, or
wants to say your mom was a cheater. Because it's
going to get ugly now. And this is why. There's
(17:04):
a lot of reasons why. And let's face it, you
want to know the other jobs. Occasional insurance jobs are big.
I've worked out with people filming them. They had no idea.
I have like hidden body cameras and they're not supposed
to be in the gym working out.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Oh, because they're like disabled or there's something horrible that
has caused a workman's comp injury.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Oh. I have insurance companies that reach out to me
and I'll join the gym for a month and I'll
walk in literally say hey, can I work in with you?
We're both lifting weights and you're getting video.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
I didn't know insurance companies did that. This explains where
all the money's going.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
There's all it's workmen's comp. This comp is big, so interesting.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
So do any of the people that you're investigating find
out that you are investigating?
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Yeah, usually it's funny. I always think that too. I
had an adultry case. Here's one and I yeah, this
is a here. This is a good one with changing
everything because I assure you discreet, I will never ever
give up any kind or speak about any client. But
this was the attorney reached out to me to find
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this couple that was dating, and it was for the husband.
The husband's attorney said, my wife, you know, to find
his wife out on a date. So we had a
night on the town and they had a concert in
Lower Manhattan, one of these small venues which she wasn't
aware of. The iPhone but she didn't know is married
(18:28):
to the iPad.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
I feel like that happens so much.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Out there. Clean your shit up. Your iPad might be
saying everything your iPhone. Those I get that a lot,
at least at least three occasions when they get hit
with that. If however, they do it like aha, look
at what we got. I always think back, like the
expression of their faces. It's got to be horrible.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
It's got to be I mean, could you imagine, have
you so you've never had somebody figure out that it
was you and then confront you about it later during
you try.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
To be a mystery person. Get some shots. And that's
why better people that taught me this job try to
deal with like a third party attorney, have no point
of contact in and out. Now, if you came to
me and said, hey, my boyfriend's cheating on me. My
husband's cheating on me. I live with him, no lawyer's involved.
I just want to know. I personally, I would recommend
somebody for you. It'll take your money. I don't want
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to get involved in that because I don't know what
you're going to do if I come back and give
you all the footage.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
I bet I. So I have a theory about cheating,
going through phones, hiring investigators. I think once it gets
to that point where you feel the need to pick
up somebody's phone and go through it, it's over. Just
call it thank you, Because even if I'm the type
of person, you can never prove a negative right. You
can never prove something did not happen. You can only
ever prove that it did happen. So just because you
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don't find something, in my head, if you come back
and you're like, listen and I follow this person around,
I never found anything, then I'm thinking, Okay, it doesn't
mean it didn't happen. You just didn't find anything.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
The trust is gone at that point, it's broken. Just
move on. There's something wrong, whether it's the whether it's
to you, whether it's the two of you together. Once
you get to that point, I just can't imagine ever.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Actually I have a GPS. Now that's also very interesting.
You can't just legally GPS. There's a whole system on
how you have to do that on somebody's car.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Oh really? Yes, I've watched a lot of Breaking Bad.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Are you sure that's it? Breaking Back the Chicken Polo places?
Putting it on Walter, that's it because of that episode.
I have so many friends with Kai Bardi GPS you have.
I just want to see where my girl is going.
I want the tracker if you're feeling that way like
and then I come from the maybe the old school,
and don't want to say I'm tougher, but I don't
want to know. No happy I'm in my relationship. I'm happy,
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we're happy. If that's something that's going on, I don't
want to investigate. If it's I'm gonna know if you're
really gonna do it throughout our relationship. I think I'm
gonna see some tail signs.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
So that was gonna be my question. How does this
translate into your personal life. Are you constantly looking around
and observing things, or do you try to keep them
separate and say, yeah, I'm not gonna poke around. I'm
just gonna live this separate life.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
It never ever affects me. I actually look at it.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Like, because you're married, right right, I'm.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Married a long time. We were like high school sweethearts,
so yeah, we're at that point. I think now my
wife actually, long as her bills are paid, she would
just throw me out of house. Marriage long marriage. As
you get older, there's less and less people checking you out.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
I don't know about that, all right, all right, my
boyfriend and I will I can't even say argue. But
I'm not jealous at all. I just think, oh, I
think you're cute, so I assume other people are gonna
think you're cute. And we were at a resort not
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too long ago, and this woman swam up to him
and I was standing right next to him, and she
starts going on and on about he's handsome and look
at these tattoos, asking about.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
I met him at the tattoo gallery. He's a handsome.
He's a handsome boy.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Pain in my ass, But you know, this woman's talking
to him. So I just swam away because I was like,
you know what, and go ahead do your thing. She
saw me standing here. She gives no fucks, so I'm
not your security. So I just swam off and let
them finish talking. And he said, how could you do that?
I can't believe you would just leave me there. First
of all, you're a grown man. You can take care
of yourself with this woman. But I didn't want to
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be the person in their cod blocking and it's hot, thanks.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
It's a turn on, a turn off. And I have
one an older school, high school sweet art type wife
where she would look at me in the background shaking
her head like nice. As I'm engaged in the conversation
where I'm like, all right, can we do this later.
It's like way to Rockey.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
I don't even care if people are flirting. I think
go ahead, have fun, enjoy yourself. We'll see where you
go this evening.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
I'm flirty, you are flirt with It's it's just more
good energy, right. You just know the level. I know
the level. It ends at the bottom.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
So, speaking of that level working in private investigation, is
there a common thread that you notice before you actually
catch someone in the act a behavior that you're like, yeah,
they're cheating.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Ah, yeah, what is it? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Two cell phones phones is without a doubt.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
You know, if you, if you, if you're significant other
has two cell phones and it's not a work phone.
But then again, it can be a work phone. They
can utilize it. Yep, two cell phones is. I'll say
half the time, let's not because now I'm going to
start fights with all these people that two cell phones.
Two cell phones is one after dinner disappearing. If I
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gotta take a ride, I gotta run out and get
something from the store, I forgot something that usually could
be that, like I got to make that quick phone call. Hey,
you know what's going on the.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Majority of your clients are they men? Are they women?
Or is it split?
Speaker 3 (23:36):
You know, it's it's it was in the beginning when
I started this. Obviously it's more men, but it's women
are catching up. Yeah, yeah, they're they're coming around, they're
coming around.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Wait, so the clients are men or the clients are women?
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Are more female clients catching the men? But that has changed? Really? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
That do you think it's because women are getting stupid
or they're cheating?
Speaker 3 (24:00):
I have my theory. I think tell us, Bravo, okay,
TV shows women see moore of being exposed Internet just
more of that kind of gossip type. And then they're like,
you know what, I do like that guy in the gym,
he is cute. You know what, I'm gonna live my
best life?
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Or so you think social media has made people TV
and social media has made people more apt to cheat.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
Sure, Now let me ask you this, Chris.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
You have two daughters to their adults. Yes, they're dating. Yes,
you meet the dude they're dating, or the girl they're dating,
whatever it is. You don't do some snooping. Come on, man, So.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
This is funny. I'm meeting my daughter, my older it's
their name's Jessica. She's gonna be twenty five, meeting her
boyfriend for the first time this Friday. She's been dating
him for a few months and now it's time to
But how do I say a confession I have when
we're on air?
Speaker 1 (24:48):
But go ahead, I run them, Yes, as you should.
I want to run them. And I'm not even a cop.
I don't know how you don't do it.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Love clients to come to me and they want a
general comprehensive run and people go, that's horrible. No, it
ain't fuck that. Why would you want to know about
some I want to know his probably work history. Yes,
I want to know if he was arrested.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Credit score and I wouldn't and I'd.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Have no problem credit score. Leans, that's right. I want
to know everything about this person. So yeah, that answers
that for sure.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Okay, So let me ask you, this got a lot
of interesting personalities in this building. You run them.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
I have not run anybody in.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
This You haven't. I don't even believe that. I don't
even believe that for a second.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
I have not run anybody in this building.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
I would never do that. There have to be some
interesting people around here doing some interesting shit. Yeah, and
you're not allowed to talk about.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
It, are you? No? No? But yeah, it's a colorful building,
that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
I bet it is.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
We have all shapes and sizes as far as.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
The colorful Okay, can you say this, as far as
the colorful people go? Right, which station gives you the
most to deal with? I think I know it?
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Right?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
But which? Because you only walk you know certain people
out of this building?
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Right? Right? Well? Right? Power definitely has more people looking
to get with them. We've had that from time to time.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Well, they're also a lot more controversial. There you go,
they're out there, they start shit. We don't really start
shit over here.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
WR. I've had three Oh yeah, they start too here
you go. I've had three cases with WOLR. We had
to do again power in WLR. We had to do
a super like get a whole team out here and
just beyond high alert.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
What's the craziest thing you've seen happen around here?
Speaker 3 (26:31):
We had a guy in Tribeca who came by looking
for one of our talent, and he was out here
at four o'clock in the morning. So that alone alarms
me because that's motivation.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Yeah, oh yeah, you're up early waiting.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
That shows some good motivation. We asked him if he
needed anything. The security at the front desk. You know,
it's a suit. We call that a suit because it
shows the first sign of authority. You got a suit
on the lobby security. Hi, is there anything I can
help you with? Because he's standing right at the window
and it's four o'clock.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
In These guys are the first ones out.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
There twenty four hours. So the guy on the midnight
shift would be the one that will alert me.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Oh for Anthony, here you go.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
And this was at this time was in Tribeca, which
was Steve Sure And Anthony, by the way, is amazing,
he really is.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
He was great too.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Yeah, he was funny. I got a call from Anthony
this morning for something like he's just so good. They're great.
The guy said to the overnight security guy at four
o'clock in the morning, Fuck you, free country. I'm out here.
Don't tell me what I got to do. Mind you business.
Then I have to roll up and again just stand here.
And now I'm not going to engage with him, because
He's right, it's a free country. You could stand in
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front of a building at four o'clock in the morning.
So now the job details where I have to stand
there to try not to make it like I'm watching him,
but I'm watching him to wait to see. As far
as our procedures, we will just have talents stay home
that day, really work from home.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
There you go. There are so many times, because you know,
we all walk in from different places all the time,
so you never even know where somebody's coming from, or
if they're coming up through the basement whatever. But every
now and then at the old building would see somebody
looking outside and we would just walk by and be like, hey, Steve,
I think someone's here for Charlotta Magne. This is always like,
I know you said some shit yesterday and here yeah, yeah, yeah,
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here it goes.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
That's funny. So nothing nothing too crazy with the people here.
And if it was, you wouldn't even be able to
tell me anyway. That's right, we'll talk off the air, Chris,
what about celebrities like you have to again? I know
you are Yeah, you can't see that because this is
a podcast, but Chris has a big old grint on
his face. I will find out. But I can't tell
you how about celebrities because I know that you've done
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with deal dealt with a lot of them. Yeah, yes,
without using a name. Are you allowed to say some
crazy things that you have seen within the celebrity world,
like a page six type of thing.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
Sure, blind item.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Right, blind item? Celebrities. Uh. Even my experience in the
police department before I was doing private security, we caught
one celebrity in the meat past area, which is in
Lower Manhattan, performing oral sex on the prostitute. Oh a
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male prostitute.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Fascinating.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
Yeah, in his suv with his driver was out getting coffee.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
So that was quick.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
My thing is like, you got all this money in
the world, get a room. Another one was fun was
I was called at the Ritz Calton on Central Park
back with a certain celebrity. You can guess it. I'll
shake my head. I didn't work for him, so I
didn't sign to an NDA so I could say it
during the Was it Denise.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Richardson Charlie Sheena?
Speaker 3 (29:40):
That incident was an incident of like an assault. Charlie
Sheen had an issue in a hotel room. I wasn't working,
but the manager told me, you know he was at
There was nine one one calls. Yeah, and then there
was a celebrity who loved prostitution coming to his room.
He would stay, of course I can't say his name.
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He would hire security and he would rent the whole
floor just so nobody else was up there and just
have escorts come like all weekend. And that was Central
Park Hotel.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Sounds like a party.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
It's a party.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Speaking about NDAs, I have some questions about this. So
with a lot of the Diddy and Cassie stuff that
we have seen when it comes to an NDA, even
take him out of it. Just in general, when it
comes to an NDA. How protected is somebody by an
NDA if they're committing a crime, Like, are you never
supposed to talk about it? Do you get in trouble
if you blow the whistle on somebody because they're doing
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something horrible and you've signed an NDA.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
I mean the legal answer to that is if you're
subpoena or authorities are questioning you, now the NDA's out.
If it's the commission of a crime, you're not sup
If you're professional, I'm not going to go to a
barbecue and say I was just out with so and so,
because it's just going to get out and it comes
back to me and then I'm not going to get
work right. So I'm going to assure you so discreet
any of my clients. So if it's in a commission
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of a crime and now you're working with the authorities,
you're gonna you're not gonna get sued. You still might
get sued, but you're gonna win.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Now, what if the authorities don't come to me but
say I sign an NDA and I'm out partying with
We'll say Diddy because he's the one that's all over
the news. Right now, I sign an NDA. I'm hanging
out with him. I see him commit a crime. Right
Nobody has come to me and asked me did this happen.
I go to the authorities and say, hey, I saw
this happen. Do I get in trouble.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
By the NDA standards? Now you'll win that you will.
He could still make your life miserable and ssue you,
bring you into depositions in court paid attorney, so he
could still make your life a pain in the ass
because you're gonna have the lawyer up and now it's
going to hit your pocket. But in the end, there's
nobody gonna find you guilty for that, because it's the
moral of the right thing to do. It's a crime.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Because I'm just wondering, you know how so many people
now are coming forward and saying, oh, we knew this,
we saw this, it was all going on, but you
didn't have shit to say. Then now you have a
bunch to say. And I feel like it's not the
flex people think it is.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
I think it's the domino effect on the on the
one side of it, where let's say it did happen,
what these people are saying. I think it's the ritual.
You always need a leader, You always need that one
person to come out, kind of like in the classroom,
we all wanted to say something, nobody wouldn't. Then the
one kid say, speaks his mind, Now we all want
to talk. I think there's that, and then I think
there's people, of course capitalizing on sure nonsense.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
There's a little bit of cloud chasing, for sure, But
I'm getting a little irritated at some of these celebrities
who are like, oh, we knew that we been knew that,
we knew that it had happened, blah blah blah. Well
where the fuck were you?
Speaker 3 (32:23):
Then?
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Why did you say anything?
Speaker 3 (32:25):
Then why didn't you want to do the right thing? Yeah,
all of a sudden, that's that's the problem in this
world is everybody just kind of has the shuggers on.
They do know a lot of bad things going on,
nobody wants to get involved.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Do you ever have to do security detail for somebody
that while you guys are doing it, you're like, you know,
I wouldn't really hate it if you accidentally got punched
in the face by someone because you're so terrible. Absolutely, Yes,
who Chris who.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Yeah, you wouldn't lose sleep, that's for sure if it happened.
But the job is to protect them, Yeah, the fullest.
So you're going to make sure that doesn't happen. But yeah,
and nine out of ten, it's always good. It's quick
in and out, get him safe for tonight. It's an
honor if I'm known at one of many former cops
as the New York City connection for who's coming in
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from La Miami. We need a guy biggest human beings
if we need that kind of job, or just again
the guy that just keeps you out.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Of trouble, you're gonna have to hire you for some
more things.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
You get the friends and family right there.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Hey, and you guys are great, and you always treat
us well and always be nice to the security because
they're the ones that are going to help you.
Speaker 4 (33:27):
Smile, not give me a shake, be happy.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
I sure you your accounter won't be as bad.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
That's a good. So okay, let's talk about that. Give
us tips to make an encounter with a police officer
less shitty, because, let me tell you, scary does something
that I don't agree with at all. But as soon
as he gets pulled over. He just immediately starts dropping.
I'm on the radio on the Elvis stor In Morning show.
I'm on the radio.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
I'm like, do you know who I am?
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Yes? Yes, which I always say. If you have to
say do you know who I am? You lost because
either they know and they don't give a shit, or
they don't know and they don't give a shit, And
now you're just sitting here looking like an idiot. Like
in the history of do you Know Who I Am?
Speaker 3 (34:04):
Does it ever work nowadays? Remember the cop is on camera,
so anything you say is going to be on his camera.
So you might not want too much because those cameras,
even even the police camera, I'm sad to say, end
up leaking out and end up on these TV shows. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
I remember Reese Witherspoon getting pulled over for duy and
she pulled a do you know who I Am?
Speaker 4 (34:21):
Thing?
Speaker 1 (34:21):
And it looked awful.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
A police encounter is public.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
I think it should be.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
Yeah, I guess yeah. I would be more like, I
don't show that. What is that going to do? But
they have to now show their side of what they encounter.
You know, we've seen bad things on the other side.
I'm not naive. We know that it happens. With that said,
here's what I told my kids when they drove. When
a cop, especially in the dark, gets out, he pulls
you over on the traffic stop and he's walking to
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your car, I assure you he's as scared as you
that first moment when he's walking to that car. He
don't know what he's especially when there's multiple bodies like
you and your friends are hanging out, you get pulled
over this three heads that he sees as he's coming up.
So my thing with my my own children was, well,
I don't know this cop, and I don't know if
he's a little bit of a loose cannon or had
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a bad day, or has a PI and his wife's
cheating on him. I don't know what is coming to
that car to engage with my children, and he does
have a firearm. My theory is, listen to me, put
the freaking light on, put your hands on the steering wheel,
and just answer the questions. I'm very, very confident that
he's there because of the traffic steps. I'm not making
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it now like I'm against the police, because I'm not.
I'm a police officer, but I know safety, if you
move the wrong way and it's dark, or just go
forbit your friend does something stupid. You just never know.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
So let's say you do have a bad encounter with
a police officer who was acting out of line, who
did something he should or she should not have done. Okay,
what is your recourse? How do people reford? What do
you do?
Speaker 3 (35:47):
What I would do? I would shut up and let
him win. He's gonna win on the scene, and lawyer
up and have your day later.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
But even from that point, like say, okay, you win.
Now you're searching my car illegally or for no reason,
whatever it is is, or now you've physically harmed me,
where do you go from there? Like, yes, you get
a lawyer. What if you can't afford a lawyer? What's
your first course of action?
Speaker 3 (36:07):
Right?
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Who do you tell?
Speaker 3 (36:08):
Yeah, well, they have a whole process. There's like a
civilian complaint. And at the moment at the scene, I
would eat it. Yeah really, and I have. I've had,
you know, an issue. I had an issue down south
once when I was pulled over and I didn't agree
with where it was going. But I ate it. I
just ate it. You want to take a look and
I just did because I'm just for that moment, live
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for that moment. You know it could be. I don't
want it to become combative.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
It's really tough though, because you know, people are so
scared now because you are seeing these videos of people
who were complying, people who were not acting out of
line to get the treatment that they then got. So
it's it's a tough one.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
Especially Well, we were talking about short and we were
talking about this before. Like the media, it's so much
pounding the social media. If you just search it once,
it's going to keep coming on your phone.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Absolutely, they like the.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Police department has so many great stories going on with
their doing in the community. Especially again I said, this
new way of policing I'm for with these young cops,
cops and kids boxing softball, and it's not on that
social media like that one.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Well, police needs a better pr then that's where we
need to fix it.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
Yeah, beat it up, Gandhi, get in there. I'll get
you some resources.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Let's go all right. I don't want to only highlight
the bad shit that happens. I mean there is a lot.
We know that there's a lot. I do want to
highlight the good things that happen. And I do want
to give people recourse if they feel helpless, because I
think that that's a big part of what's really setting
everybody off. Just in general. It feels like a powder
keg right now, exactly. And I think it's because people
feel helpless in so many different areas, whether it's how
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much money you're making, insurance companies, doctors' offices, dealing with
police officers. People don't know where to go and what
to do to actually affect change. And I think that
that's what's really stressing a lot of people out. So
if we can give them answers, I love it. If
we can highlight the good, I'm always on board for that.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
I think it's great.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
So when you have these great stories or things that
are happening community, Chris, you got to tell me yeah,
so now I can talk about it.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
I love it. I will.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Now you don't expect me to go do research, do you.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
I'll put you in touch with somebody I know in
the NYPD with that they do a lot in the community.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
So Chris, you also, and I will wrap it up
with this, You're not just a former police officer in
our security and own a private investigation business. Yes, you
also have a.
Speaker 4 (38:18):
Bar, Yes, a wine bar.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
Yes. My family, my brother and I, we have a
wine bar in Bronxville, New York called Ernie's Wine Bar.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Where's Bronxville, Bronxfield's in.
Speaker 3 (38:29):
Lower Lower Westchester. It's one of the first stops coming
out of the city, out of the bronx What's called
Ernie's Ernie's Wine Bar.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
So if you want to see Chris, are you there?
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Off it? I will always be there. Just just let
me know who's coming ex for Chris and I'll get
over there.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Ernie's Wine Bar in Bronxville. Chris, our lovely security guard,
and I think we can call you security guard, our
lovely security security and private investigator. Chris.
Speaker 4 (38:53):
We love you, Thank you, thank you for having me.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Of course, if people can people find you online or
do you not want to drop that information?
Speaker 3 (38:58):
Oh sure, shoot me. Let's give you a few emails.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Well you have a few emails. One he's got three
phones for emails. Nothing he's doing is sketchy.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
Chris Consulting at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Chrisconsulting at gmail dot com. If you have some issues
that you would like to be solved or looked at.
That's how you get ahold of our Chris, and have
your lawyer reach out to him. If you want to
creep on a significant.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
Lawyer first please, I don't want no more anti domestic case.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Good job, Thank you, Chris, thanks for joining us, Thanks
for having me. Okay, pretty interesting. Chris has some things
to say. I think I'm gonna have to talk to
him off the air about some of the stuff he
(39:49):
was being very hesitant about. But anyway, let's get to
the other fun stuff because we need to get Andrew's
ass in here, because, like I said, I want to
burn him and we have to do and ask me anything.
So please hold on one second, Andrew, can you come here?
Speaker 2 (40:09):
What he's such a victim's losing? H Well, go take
the mic you deserve it today.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Oh wow, there he goes. There he goes learn something.
I'm out podcasting. Oh my god, he's gonna take out
a whole computer. Look at him.
Speaker 5 (40:22):
Well, why would they put the arm of the computer
where it could hit the computer? That's dumb.
Speaker 4 (40:26):
The computer hit the arm.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Yes, this is a microphone.
Speaker 5 (40:30):
Yes, just what do you need?
Speaker 1 (40:33):
I'd like to burn you. Okay, do you have any
idea why I want to burn you.
Speaker 5 (40:37):
Because of the podcast being spoken over.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Oh yeah, he knows.
Speaker 5 (40:46):
Yeah, I'm not going to burn me. I'm gonna burn you.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
Wait, how are you going to burn me for that?
Speaker 4 (40:52):
Yeah? Hold on.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
So here's what happened. I had doctor Brad Schaeffer in
for actually what I thought was a really good episode, Diamond,
you were in there for it. What did you think? Amazing?
Amazing episode? And we got to a lot of really
cool things. You talked about all kinds of stuff, and
we had people come in, like guests come in. But
in the other studio recording what the hell were you recording?
Speaker 5 (41:15):
It was a boll chat.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
You were recording a.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
Bowl chat for the serial Killers. Yes, Andrew and a
guy named Ben were in the other studio. We love Ben,
He's very nice, like him a lot. Their entire podcast
recorded on top of my entire podcast. So Doctor Brad
was rendered unusable. But the serial Killer podcast just went
on to do this fucking bold chat. I hate you
(41:38):
for it? And why did I flame you?
Speaker 5 (41:40):
I guess maybe learn how to use the board and
then it won't happen.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
Oh really, wait a minute, because I'm pretty sure that
you had something in your side that you one didn't
know how to shut off, and two had you known
how to use the board, it would not have happened.
Speaker 5 (41:56):
Well, to be honest with you, I am terrified of
the boards should because I am always afraid of them.
I do not touch the board unless it is in
studio I and I know how to use that because
I have written out instructions of what too press to
make it work. I never touch Elvis's board. I never
touched Scotty's board because I did my impression. I swear
(42:16):
on my life, I never touched it, and that was
the problem. I didn't touch it because Scott's always like
working radio, and I'm always under the impression that if
I touch anything there, I could be on the radio
at any second and shut everything down.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Worse, destroy an hour long podcast.
Speaker 5 (42:30):
Well, I will say, I apologize.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
Well, this isn't fun. I don't want an apology. I
want you to fight back.
Speaker 5 (42:36):
But then when I fight back, it's, oh, look at
him playing the victim. Let's talk about that manipulation. I'm
also so sorry I spit on your hat.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Sorry that.
Speaker 5 (42:49):
I burn you.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Okay, find Andrew, that was it? Whatever?
Speaker 5 (42:53):
Well, I'm sorry. I mean, if you want, like, I'll
fight you for something else. So apologizing is not good.
Now you're doing the thing. No, no, no, now, you
the one always got his pangle in arms up.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
He did just he just whipped up a little panglin
arms though. Did you see it? He went like this,
You can't see what I'm doing, but it's kind of
t rexy anyway. No, here's the problem.
Speaker 5 (43:15):
You know.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
I always say this, if people just take accountability for
what happened and say sorry, you have to move on.
You can't keep sucking them up. I was hoping for
a lie or a pivot or it's not my fault
because I didn't get any of that. So when somebody
just says like, oh I fucked up, let's move on,
then you gotta move on. Boo.
Speaker 5 (43:32):
Sorry, did I just ruin your show once again? Okay?
Speaker 1 (43:36):
Oops, that's fine. We'll have doctor Brad back in because
he's cool.
Speaker 5 (43:40):
Ok sorry again, Okay, bye.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
See that little voice? Fuck you?
Speaker 3 (43:45):
Hey, bye.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
Bye, Andrew.
Speaker 3 (43:49):
I have a great podcast.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
Okay, let's get to the ask me anything since Andrew
just ruined it all. Mama Mony Cat no, Mama Monica.
T oh maybe that.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
Okay, anyway, Mama, she wants to know where is your
next vacation exotic destination.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
Ooh, that is a great question. Vacationing one of my
favorite things to do. And as you hear this podcast,
our show is currently on vacation, which means I am
in Mexico with my boyfriend and a bunch of his
friends and hopefully I'm having a good time. But who knows?
These people are crazy? Well, I hope so what. There
are two of his best friends from when he was
(44:31):
in the military, and these dudes like tu Porta, and
they're bringing their significant others and I don't really know
any of them, so this is kind of gonna be
my first time meeting them. Pray for me, Diamond, Pray
for me. You're gonna have a good time. Are you
a good time? I'm here? Why are you here?
Speaker 2 (44:46):
Because I couldn't plan a trip around this time because
all of my friends are working, so I was like,
I don't really know what to do. It's okay, don't
worry about it.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
So you're just gonna be making money.
Speaker 3 (44:54):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
You hear that sound? Diamond making money? It was very
similar to your flame. Love it, okay? If they want
to find you online, where do they find you?
Speaker 2 (45:05):
At Diamond Sincere and then on Twitter or x whatever
at Diamond Sincere with an underscore.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
And I am at Baby Hot Sauce. Please feel free
ask any questions like, subscribe, follow, leave a review, but
only if you like us, and we'll be back next week,
hopefully with the podcast. Andrew has not ruined. Okay, bye
bye
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