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December 12, 2019 15 mins

When our girl Gandhi and Garrett aren't in the room? Why does Danielle ruin secret Santa for everyone??

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firm Elvis Represents fifteen minute show. It's kind of great
about today's fifteen minute morning show. It's uh scary and
brody and Danielle and me. No Gandhi, I know what

(00:25):
I missed. I don't like when she's not here. I
know it's only one day, so let's talk about her.
It's no Garretty's no geese, No Garrett, we have no geese.
Where is Garrett? Let's talk about him. Okay, the next
fifteen minutes, we're going to say what we like and
what we don't want to about about Garrett and Gandhi.
I have nothing negative to say about Gandhi. Well, Garrett,
I got a list. No, I'm kidding anyway, So okay,

(00:47):
let's talk about Gandhi. Gandhi has been with our show
for year in two months, year in two months. Let's
evaluate her performances A plus plus. I love Gandi. I
did too. She's a breath of fresh air. She's natural,
she says what's on her mind. She speaks with conviction,

(01:07):
and all her thoughts and actions and everything, she leaves
it at all out there on the table. And she's
the most real and honest individual that I've met in
a long time. I have a question for Elvis. Yes,
so you know, I'm friends with Gandhi for eight or
nine years now, and so I had thrown her name
in the hat when you're looking for people. So Elvis
did a two hour interview with her in his office

(01:29):
with Nate to get to know her. He came out,
he called me to decide. He said, what's wrong with her?
I said, what do you mean? He was, he seems perfect. Yeah,
you know when we first met her, she had all
the right answer and she said all the right things,
and she checked off all the boxes. So here we
are fourteen months later, Elvis, what's wrong with her? Uh? No, No,
Well know at that time, I didn't to be fair.
To be fair, I know, you're trying to be fun.

(01:50):
I'm trying to say, like, do you think that she's great? Right? Like,
there's nothing wrong with her? At the time. She was like,
here's the thing. When you come across anything in life,
it seems too good be true. You're like, buy everywhere,
something's wrong here We're gonna eventually. So I started calling
around and talking to our friend Dennis Clark and other
people who've been working with Gandhi working with her? You

(02:11):
you knew her, but you didn't, you didn't work with
So I started talking people who work with her. I
couldn't find a bad thing to do, you know. She
said the same thing for us. She called people to say,
which one of us is going to be the biggest problem?
Who was not going to be nice to her? She
did her research too, who was not going to be
nice to know that she could find. She want to
check us out because we have a lot of interesting

(02:32):
personalities here. But she couldn't believe that. She's like bullshit.
She's like, there's no way I'm going to go in
there and everything's going to be fine. She thought that
because she was coming to the number one market, you
know in the radio speak, that there's gonna just gonna
be a bunch of egos here and everyone's gonna be
full of themselves. And I'm like, no, I'm like, it's
quite the opposite here. You know, we do have egos,
but we use them to our advantage. We do. We

(02:52):
don't beat the crap out of other people. Let me
tell you, Gandy's got an ego. She fits right in.
I know, we're just not gonna step on anyone's throat.
She's just unapologetically herself. So and answer to your question,
what's wrong with her? Nothing? I like your the way
she is. That's my point. Like, there's a few things
that need to work on, but you know we don't
have stocks about those. Now. She was naked on the

(03:14):
bus last night. You guys didn't see that, So that's
The seats on the bus are very high back seats,
and wheels go round and round, right, and the wipers
go like this. But Gandhi's so short. She was standing
behind the seats and she stripped naked and put on
new clothes for the jingle ball like Q two, and
nobody could see her because she's still shorter than the seats.
We both we both stripped on the way home, and

(03:37):
and I was in the seat right next to them,
like what am I gonna do? And I have a
video instan the story anyway, So Gandhi, yeah, you know
she's okay. Yeah, I love her and I but you
know what, here's what I love about Gandhi. I love
us because of Gandhi. I think I think we're better
because of her, and we're better show I will tell
you this though, and she knows it. She's polarizing with

(03:58):
some people. Some people just do like her and I don't.
I don't know if they're threatened by her. We've discussed
that on this podcast with her. I really think it's
because she does say what's on her mind and she
doesn't care if she offends people because that's she is,
what she is, and she's not going to put on
airs and that's just it. And so you know, you
take her the way she looks at it, take it
she talks to She talks to me the way she's

(04:20):
like here, the same way that if we hang out
at a bar or something, same way. There's no filter
and there's no excuses for you know, she doesn't feel
I don't think Ganda has adapted to nineteen where if
people don't agree with you, they hate you. She's been
this way her whole life. And so five years ago
she might have joined this morning show and people like, Wow,
this girl's got her own opinion, girl power. Whoo. Now

(04:43):
it's like, wow, she said something I didn't disagree what
she's canceled like the love nine things, but that ten
things she said that they didn't agree with, right, she's out,
and she's not going to apologize. Like if you call
her out for something, she's not gonna say, oh my gosh,
I'm so sorry. She's gonna saying, okay, I said it.
There you go. All right, we've talked about Gandhi for
five minutes. All right, it's Garrett's for ten. Garrett's great.
And see I met Garrett when he was in high

(05:03):
school and we were doing a promotion that Rabs Country
Lanes in Staten Island, and he came out and said,
I want to be an entire for you. I said,
looking a little pimply faced kid, So how are you?
I mean in high school? I said, well, when you're
in college, you give me a call. Sure enough, I mean,
the moment he entered college, he called, and he came working.
He came in and worked for us. And now Garrett

(05:24):
is a is married, has two kids, two dogs. His
holiday cart arrived this weekend at my house and I
showed my wife and I said, that's my former that's
our former intern. Garrett. He he was in high school
and now he's got two kids and a wife, and
I go, We've been doing this too long. Isn't that funny?
How you look at other people go wow, they're getting older. Well, yeah,
the fact is it's it's your it's you that's getting older.

(05:45):
We're all getting older and that's okay. Oh sure, Dan
Yell and I together, I've had five kids. We didn't
have any kids, and we started the show A Sauer
didn't have any dogs and Scary has he's a new
doorbell with a camera in it. He was one of
the first forty to call you. You give them God,
you guys give them many a time a comic trip.

(06:06):
What do you want to talk about, Danielle, I don't.
Oh so Gandhi and I are talking about whether or
not for Jingle Bowl New York we should wear one
season instead of getting all dressed up this year. You
can do whatever you want this side, because if we
want to be comfortable, But at the same time, we
did buy dresses for the occasions where your dresses. I
don't know what I'm going to go to party City
tonight to be honest on my way home and see

(06:26):
what they have. What are you gonna wear like a
table cloth? They have Santa outfits and reindeer and they
did not pay for this advertised superhero superhero. But that's
not Christmas. We want to do like an l for
We want to do like a you know, Mrs Claude,
keep in mind Tomorrow night, Friday Night one, jingle Ball
is our super Bowl of the year. You gotta suit

(06:49):
up for the game. Baby, Come on, you tell me
to wear the damn dress. Okay. And by the way,
if you want to watch the whole thing, you can
watch it on your c W app or you can
go to c wtv dot com. It's gonn be live.
I guess right. Uh, what else is going on? Scary?
What do you want to talk about? Nothing? I got,
you know, I got really nothing on my mind other
than I'm just, you know, gearing up for my holidays.

(07:11):
You know, thanks gear up for holidays. I have to
get ready because I hang out with my family. I
don't go out of shopping your knives and getting ready,
getting ready to lift that fork to your face. No,
there's a lot, there's a lot of play, a lot
of play, you know. We have. I have a new
a new nephew in the family. And what are you
gonna do with that? I don't know. It is more shops,

(07:31):
more shopping than ever. That's the thing. I haven't done
any of it. Haven't done any friend. I haven't gotten
her anything, and I've returned the the birthday, No, not
the birthday, the anniversary, Yes, you have an anniversary. How
long have you guys been together? Ten years? That just
passed anyway. So the point is, no, she's she doesn't
wear watches. I found out after ten years. He found

(07:53):
out after buying hole one. Never looked at that wrist.
That's one of the things I know about my husband.
There's certain things he doesn't do and that like what
he doesn't wear jewelry except for his wedding band. He
does not wear a watch except he said he might
wear an Apple watch if he, you know, got one.
But maybe he doesn't like coconut like. There's certain things
like I know he doesn't. It's because you're aware. Some

(08:15):
people go to a life maybe for ten years in
a relationship, and they're not aware that, well, their partner
doesn't wear a watch. All right, Brodi want to talk?
What do you want? You wanted to say? We've got
a bunch of text messages over the course of the
past week asking if the Morning show is going to
be doing Secret Santa and Danielle is the reason why
we are not doing secret just Danielle. It's Froggy too.
Froggy and Danielle, the two of them are assholes. Why

(08:37):
they start guessing who got who and they ruin it
for everyone. You spoil it for everyone. That's why we
stopped doing. It's not secret anymore. So are we gonna
do the secret whatever's on your desk? Yeah, that's fine,
what daniel what do you want to do? I'm tired
of arguing bullshit. Present from someone's desk and desk has
got great sty but I didn't get you. I got
some I don't know, a piece of crap from Peters

(09:00):
to work here anymore, I know, but you know, you
know I got something from my own desk. I think great.
Took it from my desk and give it. Okay, okay, okay,
we won't do something off your desk thing. So what
are the rules for Secret Santa for this year? Then
you can't participate because in the past, you guys would say, okay,
there's a thirty five dollar limits. It's more fun when

(09:21):
it's a five dollar and I would bring in something
like a thousands. That's right. Everybody tries to guess who
Elvis has. And everyone else is like, I'll get someone
an cleckt or something, the person who makes the least
amount of money who just thought it here, I got
them like they got me. Rather maybe we just don't
do it forget it. See that's my point. You know
what it's not going to tell you. And I was

(09:41):
reading this in the in the in the prep the
other day, Office Secret Santa things. It makes people so anxious.
It makes people nervous, and it's like, oh God, what
I'm gonna do. It's another person you even think about
for the holidays. But there's certain people like if I
get them, I know, like Brody for me is easy Brodie,
I'll get him something sports. I know all the sports

(10:02):
things he likes. I know that he loves Star Wars.
I know, like there's certain things scary and probably get
you some food related that you get eat in February
wine related. But there's certain people on the show, like
like I love Diamond, but she can't eat ship. She's
allergic to everything. I don't get her book. What's not
an office Chris Kringle Instead the office King is everybody

(10:27):
brings in the present, wraps it up throws it in
the bag and then everyone that's open whatever that sounds good,
Let's do that, Daniel. Can we do then you pull
it out of the bag and then you open it up.
So it has to be something a girl or a
guy could use. Can we do an office Hanukah where
just eight people give me presents? I think that'd be nice. Yes,

(10:51):
we'll do that. I'm gonna say yes to all ideas.
We have four minutes left in the fifteen minute morning
show podcast. Can we do everyone gets your Mercedes? No? Yeah, hey,
scary yawning. We're out of things to talk about. Let's
just end it. It was a late night last night.
Let's just end it early. You want to just dump it?
Why not? Can? This is what Nate did? Well? By
the way, update, Nate is going to the Today is Thursday.

(11:15):
We're doing this podcast on Thursday. Nate is going to
the doctor tomorrow Friday for a checkup and they're gonna
let him know how he has progressed and if he
can come back next week. At the very least, I
hope he comes to our our holiday lunch on Monday. Oh,
that would be great. Who's on that guest list? By
the way for the holiday lunch, all of us good.

(11:36):
You said, you said that maybe a specially guest or two.
So there there's a few people from uh people who
used to work here on our show who are now
hosting down the Hall the one direction re union. You
teased one direction of getting back together. We're getting the
band back together. Dude, is it gonna be an A
list or is it like a random celebrity gonna come
in and see why do you do that? Because you

(11:56):
know there's not And then I feel like a told
jerk because I don't have an a list. Did the
same thing in my wedding. My wedding, everyone says, you know,
everyone's expecting you to bring the star power out, Like no,
there's no freaking star power. Scary was telling everybody that
Gaga was coming. That was not my Um Okay, I
just don't know. Here's how the Gagat conspiracy theory was formed.

(12:18):
You want should just tell him now, Okay, that was
going around your wedding, Like, wait a second. Elvis said
he did not want gifts. He kept saying, make a
contribution to the Born This Way Foundation. I'm like, so
maybe that was the trade off where everyone would donate
to Born this way and then Gaga would come out.
And that was right before dessert. I didn't even put

(12:41):
together with that. I did some people were talking about yeah,
he would like stop people go, I hear, well, it
made sense and then it left the barnyard. And I'll
tell you why. Because the town of Santa Fe where
we got married, which is a small town. Everyone in
town was expecting Lady Gaga to show up and then

(13:02):
here I am, you know, hosting the wedding. I feel
like such an asshole because you know, I don't have
We don't have star power at the wedding. We did
that on purpose. We didn't want some big things singing
at the wedding where you stopped the show. At one
point you said, we have a special guest to bring
out here. That's what it's Thedaga moment and you and
you brought out the drag queen and he was like,

(13:23):
it's not Taga, know it was Tiffany Wells. You're bringing
Samantha here. Samantha. Going back to the wedding, were you
disappointed we didn't have a big star show up, because
I mean, disappointed is not the word. Was I expecting one? Yes,
so I'm talking about our big holiday lunch coming up

(13:44):
on Monday. So the first thing Scary does is do
you have any big stars a listen to surprises theaters? No?
And now I feel like a schmuck because I don't
have some big name brand coming up to the Scary
Only over shows up for really great food or celebrity.
So at least you know I don't. I don't care,
and I wouldn't think any less of the party if
there wasn't anyone. Sounds like he needs a grand moment.

(14:07):
He just wanted to see if there was somebody that
maybe we'll get him some clicks. Can't we have one
holiday party that's just the family. Do you or do
you need big people all the time. We don't need
big people. I don't. We are the big people. Scary
You are the big person than another cookie Bobby fight.
Maybe he'll just show up. We should do with that. No, nothing,

(14:30):
Daniel will us. He'll come to the launch. I talked
to Bobby yesterday. No, don't don't ask him because he'll
say no. I'm tired of getting his notes when he wait.
When I texted him, he said, I miss you guys. Okay, Well,
that's all he gets, but if he's here, he might
gas get him, all right, Sam, thank you a special
guest on the podcast, Why do we always disappoint Scary

(14:53):
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