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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
morning show? And oh look it's time for another fifteen
minute morning show podcast. Yeah, there's Froggy, and there's Gandhi,
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and there's Danielle, and there's producer Sam and they're scary,
and there's Scotty b and it's a winter Wonderland with
Nate and of course Dave Brody's in his den. Hi,
Dave Brody, Hello, Elvis Duran. Why do you keep pulling
the bears up while you're I don't know. I think
it's interesting to change this every once in a while.
Is that the Blue Oyster? Nobody gets that joke? Scotty Sorry,
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what is the blue Oyster? What's the joke to the
Blues Brothers? Right, No, Academy, It's like an eighties movie.
And Garrett just joined us from a parking lot in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania.
I guess snow. It's snow. I'm I'm getting flurries here too.
I bet you're getting a lot more than me. But
it just a little bit looks like little dandreflakes falling
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from the sky. Normally, normally I'm hating on the snow,
and I'm like, I don't want it now because we're home.
Let it snow, you know, Danielle, it was so weird
talking to Froggy this morning before the radio show because
he was sitting in thirty degree temperature in Jacksonville, Florida.
Visual for Jacksonville. Yeah, got his lowest twenty nine last night,
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and that is the lowest in three years. And I
sent Danielle a picture. Actually it looked like it's snowed
because all the dow on the grass had frosted over,
and all the roofs had frost on them, so it
looked like snow overnight. But now that the sun's out,
it's all gone. We're gonna see seventy tomorrow. So in
the cold do they stay? They go down under the
water because it's warmer deeper into the water, so they
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stay down underneath. They bury themselves in the mud, sometimes
two and then you see him coming out. It's for
a weird My dog, My dog is very needy today.
No give him what he needs. Oh no, I think
he's overweked look at those poets beasts. I had a
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trim sawyer's, but yesterday it was not fun. I threw
those scissors away. Why did you have to do clean scissors. No,
I wasn't cleaning those. No, you're so strange. Well, he
had some you know, I told you he had some
issues the other day, and I finally he's finished with
his issues. But he had some, you know, remnants on
his butt hair. So I cut out as much as
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I could, and I threw the scissors out. Why wouldn't
you take the dog to a professional to clean crap
out of his ass? I mean he's getting he's getting
groomed in a week. I wasn't gonna, you know, waste
it and pay for a bath. Poor little guy. He
was probably so miserable. Look at Max. Max is like
the little dream puppy. He's not crapping on a wall. Fantastic,
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and he's were fantastic. Because the other one misbehaves, it
makes Mac looks Max like even better. I have the
same problem at my house. Rocky is so well behaved
that when Rex acts like a jackass, all I say is,
why can't you act like your brother? Look at your
brother and you're being an asshole? Cut it out, Nate.
I like your new setting. That's nice. Oh yeah, that's
like this one. I like that one. How come I
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don't have that in my my zoom is there? Know
how to do it? You have to download the background
and oh you do, yell scary and look at that
that taggy background that to producer Sam has. Oh wait,
that's her real studio and we can't hear her. Why
don't you give everybody the background we were using for
the when we were on the shed of e that night.
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You have it right there in your computer. Let me see?
How do I ant? Scary? Can you turn a producer? Sam? No,
she's a mask hanger? What are you talking? Everyone does that,
don't they? I mean my own studio. Scott, you don't
shoot on me for wearing my because it's hanging. What
do you hanging? Take it off? I'm to put it
on an let me live. Why does it bother you
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that she has a hanging mank No, people driving their
cars with a hanging mask. It makes me crazy. I
don't know. Yeah, that's me. I do that. Nothing wrong
with because you never know, like what if you pass
somebody in a tol booth, you want to put the
mask on real quickly, or if you go through or
drive through, you put the mask on real quickly. So
I just need it hanging right there, so it's ready
to go. I don't understand that people who are in
the car by themselves with the mask on. I'm like,
you know, you can take that off now you're in
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your own car. I don't they forget. My favorite is
when people you wear them as chin diapers? What are
you doing? Magic word? I think I need one to
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amongst yourselves. That looks awesome. I would love to be.
Every time I mess with mine, it always screws me up.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, something's wrong with mine. Look at Froggy.
You just went on a trip going to space. Now
screw this place. You're both in space? Yes we are.
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How must see you? Guys? I lost you. I have
to download some more seven out of my car into
this snow, Garrett, How the snow? It's light? How I
turn this off? This is gonna be awesome for anyone
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just listening to it and not watching. What the hell
is going on? Barry looks like he's in a trippy movie.
You know, my microphone won't even show up on this. Look.
It looks like you're just doing a lewd gesture like
you're done. But it's for some reason. Gold does not
show up on this planet. Any picture you want. This
is great, all right, this is boring. This is the
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most boring to you. What we should have talked about.
You should have left. You should have left. You said
you were going to leave, You're going to bow out.
You're right, I should leave something, really, you jackets especially
interesting for people who are listening and not watching the podcast,
Especially interesting for them. Yeah, and I just said that,
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but I think it that they won't like, Wait, no, frog,
you come on. I wasn't ready for that. I can't,
I can't. I don't know, I can't. Okay, I love
you guys. I'm gonna go throw up in the bucket.
Suns out too. So glad you're with us. Blessings my my,
zumas off. I missed it. What he just loaded? The
picture of the tubes coming out of his skull. That
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was a sign of progress. Where are you? I'm on,
but I'm not. It's like being invisible. I'm invisible. I'm
listening to every word you're saying. It's like Nate. Nate's
lost in his own house right now, putting up Christmas
decorations on the front lawns. He's inside there is it
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just disappears. It's so crazy. Really, this is entertainment. I
don't think this is not really I believed in it
right up until this last podcast. I told you what
we should have talked about, Scotty B and gros How.
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We've been doing the show a very long time, right,
and you're one of those guys that people are curious
about because you're kind of in the background. You're not
always on the air. People think you're cute. So, Lena,
we're trying to we're learning things about something and stuff
we're learning about him isn't good. He has kids in school. God,
small doses. Please, you can't be talking about him like,
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but fucking his stuffed animals. But it doesn't have a
but it's a stuffed it. Okay, it's all good. Now.
If I ever heard my dad say something like this,
like what life would be like now, I understand. I
get it would be terrible, like it was only mouth stuff.
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It's fine, disgusting. So is it really snowing that hard
out there in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. Yeah, it's a little mix
of our rain and snow right now. But it's still
cool to see snowflakes, you know, fall from a little
town of Bethlehem. You know what I feel like. I
feel like this is the weather Channel and we're going
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to all of our different associates, getting ready for the
big store. Scott is about to assault another soft animal.
He has scissors. He's cutting a hole. Daniel, this is
what you wanted to talk about. Full of beads, beads
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going overwhere. Look, somebody's got to clean that ship up.
Now you're making a mess. Vacuum. Oh, I got problems,
no kidding. I got a gift the other day. I
think we all got this gift. I don't know if
you guys got this gift, but anyway, I got a gift.
I know what you're gonna say, you have a gift,
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you guys a gift. Not getting to the point. What
gift did you get? But now that you just mentioned it,
I can't. I can't go off on it. Yes you can.
I was fabulous glitter bomb. I have glitter. I have
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glitter for for days, for months, probably forever, over my
kitchen now because when I opened the box, I opened
it the wrong way. In a gift I got that
we got and all of a sudden, glitter every I
tried to bring this stuff out of the box, but
the glitter was stuck within everything and in the little
likely can we go ahead and and and pass uh
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an ordinance here on our show, no glitter. Don't ship
anything to us Scotty that has glitter in it. Pieces
of paper too, were like a tax to all that
we got this beautiful tree ornament. I couldn't get the paper.
We don't want to. We don't want any of that.
I soone a second my motion, no, no, no, no no that. However,
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I will say this, cookies for kids cancer that we're
in that box are seriously, I am not I'm not
bull shooting you. I'm not exaggerating. Those are the greatest
cookies I've ever eaten my whole life. Agreed. I guess
it's now known who sent us to glitter. But I
think a lot of people think like they want to
make the package pretty, and so they package it up
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to look like that, but they don't realize that that
that causes a lot of problems, a lot of problems.
I found glitter on my tongue. I think it's knowing
my food because I opened it on the surface of
my kitchen and you just can't help. But like I'm like,
oh my god, my chicken has glitter on it. And
as I mean literally put the the chicken out of
the refrigerator, put it on a thing, and I picked
it up to put it in the pan, and it
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had freaking glitter pieces on it. You just can't get
rid of it. It's now, it's now a permanent problem.
And now it's gonna be one of those things where
every time your girlfriend sees you, if you have glitter
on you, she's gonna be like, really scary, where the
hell you've been? Right? Yeah? And I wouldn't believe on
he got a gift. That would be like, yeah, really,
you got a gift of glitter? Okay, go to a
strip club. It's cookies for kids cancer. Yeah, is that
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what she's calling herself? Come on, like Elvis said, please
try and avoid the glitter. Leave the glitter out of it.
I mean, I like, it's a nice touch visually, but
it gets into paper. I can't even I still can't
even handle those starrofoam peanut things. They Yeah, that drives
me insane. Do you I think Scott enjoys it? They
are They're legal in most states now, but I still
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have a stash of course, Danielle. When I shut up.
When I got a target or something and I want
to buy, like a new ornament, I do the shake
test first, and I shake it. If any glitter comes
off of whatever it is, it goes back on the shelf.
I do not want that glitter. I'm gonna pack the
giant box that glitters sent into Danielle's house everywhere, paper
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and shipping. Do it somebody in this room so bad
you'll have to open it. I'm gonna send somebody in
this room like litter bomb. I'm gonna send somebody. I'm
not gonna tell who. Someone's gonna get a package. No
one's gonna open it. Well, obviously I'm not going to
send it to you. All this I mean I want
some job security here. So someone else in this room
minus Elvis, is going to get a glural bomb from me,
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and you will not know what it is when it
when it's coming. By the way, you know, I'm done
using this background. I've done all my interviews for a jingle. Bawl. Yeah,
what do I do? What do sell it? Recycle it
and sell it? Sell it given to Scottie. He'll archive
it for thirty years you'll be able to go back
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to it more of these panels. I like it having
this thing back, but it's it's it takes up. It's big.
It's the artwork that was behind you, the king solidly
artwork that was behind it. It's behind this. I say,
you knock it down and with everybody like it's take
a back to it and do it right. Oh my god,
come through it like the kool Aid man. It's really
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not structurally prepared for that man. Yeah. Yeah, just received
a text message. Mind blown forty one years old. Just
last night I learned Rudolf the reindows Rengeers father is
Donner true? Shut up? Oh, I didn't know the TV
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special you know that. I did not know that either.
Is Rudolf always a part of all the reindeer? Like
when they talk about the reindeer? Is he always in
the bunch? Yeah? Like feeling when the Christmas chronicles not
where they're playing reindeer games, there were no Rudolf wasn't
there he was Christmas? Maybe he came later. He's the
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most important. Apparently now entered the pot of Jews ask
questions about Christmas? Can I tell you something about reindeer?
So I was interviewing Shawn Mendez yesterday right here, and uh,
we're talking about Christmas celebrations. He says, where he's from
in Canada, they let the raindeer the reindeer run loose
to the town all through the village and they chased
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them around. And he had me believing that for like
five minutes. He was full of ship. He made it
all up. I believe. I'm like, whoa, I'm gonna go
to this, Yes, reindeer. I believe running of the polls
we got running of the Raindeer. Great Elvis. That's going
to show up on his Wikipedia page as if it's
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reality though probably he's such a nice guy. Alright, this
has been the most boring fifteen minute morning show podcast
of all time. Tomorrow will be better, I have faith. Okay,
we have an activity tomorrow Tomorrow's Show and Tell Day. Yes,
is there something specific that we need to bring in
or is going to be anything? What's Show and Tell you?
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I'm gonna show my ass tomorrow said the does that
make specific? I was imagining if you had a childhood toy,
you could bring that in bring as it was my
childhood toy. My childhood was so long ago. They've all
turned to dust. And my childsized childhood toys at a
dumpster somewhere. Yeah, I don't have any. Oh my god,
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what if we don't have a childhood toy? What do
we do? Because I don't I don't have I'm just thinking.
If Scotty's childhood toy was on the movie Toy Story
A Story, it would be Oh my god, it's an
origin story. Where did you come from? Why are you
so sad? A movie? Much love and much much peace
to each and everyone. If you my children, your hearts
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go away off. Fifteen minute morning show