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July 15, 2021 16 mins

Nate wants to say sorry for insulting everyone from today's game on the show. Scotty wanted to know when you're "old" and are there dating apps for older people? If the show had to unfollow one person from the show, who would it be and why?

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firms show. All right, I'm sorry I insulted you guys
during the no You're not I thought you guys were

(00:23):
going to bring the heat. You guys make fun of
me all the time. What did the insult to you
most apologetic about? Uh? Only calling Danielle old. I feel
bad about that, calling me pear shaped? That okay? With
the scary insults, well, cheese, I mean compared to Sam

(00:44):
kind of older. Sam's not in Yeah, what kind of
a comment does that? Like, I'm old compared to a toddler?
It was it was a fact I was like five
when you were born. I'm older than you, right, I
don't take that as an insult. It's older and old
or two different suggestive things. Though, w old unpopular opinion.

(01:06):
I kind of thought you were on fire today, Nate,
thank you, you're welcome. But Eminem never apologized in eight
Mile after the freestyle, and now you're apologizing for all
the insults with these people. Every day there's a movie
and let's pretend Native is anything like Eminem. How do
you know if you don't get old, you dropped dead.
So you know, at this point it's like, right, exactly,

(01:30):
that's right. True story makes me laugh at like old
is looked down upon, but really only out here. In
other places they revere older people. They look to them
for information, they respect them, they honor them. Here we're
like your thirty die moving to the farm. Yeah, speaking
of older I realized and found yesterday. Did you know

(01:51):
that there's a dating app for older people called Silver
Singles Goals and you can find you know, I kind
of just went through the motions yesterday and there's some
questions they ask you, like, hey, are you interested in
men or women? And they're a hundred and thirty one
available matches in my zip code. Amazing. There's another one

(02:13):
called Our Time, which I think sounds very like Golden Girls.
Our qualifies you as silver? Is it fifty? Is at
sixty five? What is silver? Well, I'll tell you gandhi. Yes. Uh,
we're talking about how if you're fifty nine years old
and you give birth, it's called geriatric birth. Right, I'm sorry,

(02:36):
take you aback thirty five? So are we saying that
you're considered geriatric when you're thirty five years old? If
you're trying to have a baby, they let you know
that your oldest ship and you should be careful because
that's a geriatric pregnancy. And they asked completely different. They
take different measures to take care of you. It's just
higher risk because I was thirty six when I gave
birth to my second. So there, geriatric dame come like

(03:00):
a better word, like advanced pregnancy. I have a friend
right now, she's thirty four, so when she has the baby,
she'll be thirty five. And all she says, she hears
all the time, is well with your geriatric pregnancy. This
could be She's like, what in the hell your question, Scotty.
Your silver years starts at thirty five. Apparently it's seventy

(03:22):
in fairness at that age. When you're pregnant, you do
walk like an old person. You can't get up out
of a chair. There's a lot in common the same way, Brodie.
No you don't, because I was married to a woman
who had a baby, three of them, and I'm telling
you they walk like you know, at some point, a
little hunched over. They pee all the time, They can't
get out of a chair. Tell Daniel more about what

(03:42):
it's like to be pregnant. Seriously, I was talking about
my personal experience of my life, not all women. I
loved being pregnant. I loved fuck you, Danielle, I want
to be pregnant, tell you, but look a lot of
people are miss little and they're pregnant. Everyone is a
different different pregnant. I felt like my skin gloat in,

(04:07):
my clothes fit the way they were supposed to, and
I felt sexy or I don't know why. I love that.
You told us another story earlier, Gandhi about a friend
of yours who's dating an old guy and she says
he's old as fun. Right, he's fifty nine years old.
I'm one year younger than so next year I'm officially
old as fun. How old is she? She's thirty two,

(04:31):
that's not no, it's about I mean, he's close to
twice or age. But she was just like, he's old
as fun, but it's gotta get dinner. And I'm like,
I hate you, I hate you for not getting at
four pm. Pretty much. I had an older moment yesterday,
A senior moment, A senior moment. Yeah. So, so I

(04:52):
was walking with my glasses up here, uh scary and
I were about to do the Brooklyn Boys podcast yesterday
and I was heating up a small, uh slice of pizza.
So I grabbed the pizza, had it on a plate,
and I'm walking into my basement where the there's a
lip around the third step that if I was an
inch shorter, I would be fine, but you kind of

(05:12):
have to go like that, like a little dip when
you go on into the basement. And I forgot because
I was running through the podcast. So I smashed my
glasses into the into the overhang, which you could see.
I broke one of the arms there and I went, oh,
damn it, and then the pizza flew off my plate,
so sort of a combo moment. So uh, the pizza

(05:33):
ended up on the floor, and I broke my glasses.
So don't forget the duck. When your stupid glasses on
your head, you keep a little old guy. I felt
like an old pregnant woman. You should put your glasses
on your hand. Bro. You should get that little fake
pearl necklace. You have them hanging out. Oh whoa, whoa,
I don't that's not I'm on into that one A
fake one, fake one suggestion. They haven't they haven't met

(05:56):
Walgreens on the chain. Put them on the chair, Oh
my god, on the chain. Please do not ever put
them on there. You know, my dad wears two pairs
of glasses, both on a chain. Same time you not, Yeah,
same time. He has his regular glasses, but then instead
of just switching to sunglasses or prescription sunglasses, he has
this pair of sunglasses that goes over over his glasses.

(06:21):
Your dad is such a fashion baller, like anytime you
post a photo or describe what he wears, like, he
is who I aspire to be every day. I love
that man, and I don't care if it's not ironic.
He's yes, are they clip on? Or they also have
the second set of the arms, second set of the arms.
I'll find a photo. It's fascinating and people definitely start like,

(06:42):
was that guy wearing two pairs of glasses? Yes, yes
he is, that's my dad. You'll see people that have
the prescription glasses, then they have a pair of sunglasses
will put over them. There was some vacation with us
doing that, and finally I said, look, why are you doing?
And what did Alex say when you're in the sun?

(07:04):
What do you really need to see that crystal clear? Anyway?
I mean hello, anyway? You know Garrett Falling asleep. I'm sorry. No, no,
I'm making sure we stay afloat behind the scenes. Oh good,
thank you, Garrett. What's that frog? Nate did something to
you today that I did to somebody yesterday and they
got very upset with me, and you got upset with
thinking that he corrected the way that you say, how

(07:25):
do you say the place where you park your car
inside of something? I'm not getting into this, no, no,
no, no no. So I heard somebody as they said they
were going to a restaurant and it's the Italian restaurant
c A R A B A S. How do you
pronounce that? They called it Carabas and I'm like, no,
no, no no, no, it's Corrabas and they're like, no, it's
not it's how I said. I'm like, no, you're saying

(07:46):
it wrong. It's not however you say it. Okay, if
you say it wrong, it's wrong. It doesn't mean that
the way you say it is correct. It's the punkin guy.
There's the yeah, and there's a way you can correct
people without being super rude about it. So when they
say carabas and you know it's corrablas, you can just
be like, oh, I love Corrabas. And told him it
was wrong. I disagree with you because I think it

(08:08):
also depends on where you come from. Where So you
yell at me for saying Mario and say it's Mario.
But in the Bronx it's Mario. That's what. No, no, no, no, okay,
I must say it is Mario. If that person is
Mario and he wants you to call him Mario, I'm

(08:30):
assuming that the Corraba family would like for you to
call it Corrabba. What about Houstons and Houston's. Which one
is it? It's Houston's, ok, because it's samed after a
guy named Houston. Yeah, that's that's a different thing. It's Houston's. Anyway.
It's got good spinach. They don't are you kidding me?

(08:56):
They are cheeseburgers and they're they're ribs. No one ever says,
no one ever says the ribs are great to go
the spinach dip, and I don't need spinache, so I'm
not going there. We used to go there all the
time when we when I lived in South Florida. So good.
You know what, brody, you you must take our advice
and just for once listen to what we're saying. Go
to Houston's. They have fantastic other than good, that's the

(09:18):
I wanted to hear that. For instance, they have the
Tarayocky marinated sirloin steak, which is so awesome. They have
an incredible so just give him a try. The ribs
are the best. The ribs are amazing. Now you're talking,
this is the weirdest podcast. Look at Nate's hair. You
can tell he's had a shitty fucking day yesterday. So quiet.

(09:39):
Yesterday your hair was good. I know he was. Actually
he was in a better mood yesterday. Today's scary. What's wrong?
Nothing's wrong. I've got nothing to say on the matter,
on any of the matters. You know. If I had
something to say, i'd interject. You're no no about what

(10:02):
I know? Why? Why is everyone looking at me? This
is getting awkward? Oh so, your wife, Lisa Froggy posted this.
Nine classes that should be mandatory in high school. Number
one accounting, Number two money management. That should have took
money management. It's all about worry about credit taxes yes,

(10:27):
Number four, build and keep good credit number five, Picking
the right career number six, nutrition, number seven, self defense,
number eight, time management, and number nine self confidence. All
of those are great and how not to be a
hoard or is a good one to see. I think
we realized that now. But if we were to take

(10:49):
those classes in high school, we would find those boring
as hell. I think most of the classes were now
like hey, we needed those growing up. But if we
were in it, like think about yourself in high school,
I think we would find those classes boring as hell. Though.
But I will tell you a lot of a lot
of my nieces and nephews had very very interesting classes
that weren't available when I was in high school, and

(11:09):
they loved him, and a lot of them had to
do with some of those things right there. But you
know what you have. I think you have better teachers now.
No offense to the old teachers probably sucked important either way.
Unlike when I had a math teacher who said I
can't use a calculator during a test because I won't
always have one on me. Bullshit, Mr Reid. I always
have one on me now, So take that, Mr Reid.

(11:31):
Look at Nate. He's getting more and more mad as
the day progresses. Why do you think of getting mad?
You just have a look on here, you have a
puss on your face, which I think is a great expression.
Where did that come from? I'm going to look. Plus,
it's always a sour puss, isn't it. Don't be a
sour pus. You have a puss on your face? Cats
the cats look miserable like that. So probably that Elvis,
you asked the question earlier that I think could start

(11:52):
a great debate in this in this little room right
where that you said, if you had to unfollow one
member of the show, who would if? What do you
agree that? Why? What did you do that? The podcast
begins now for me? You got you got four and
a half minutes left, Go ahead, No, I just everyone

(12:14):
had a different answer. I thought it was interesting as
to all the different answers. See, okay, well, let's answer
why we would drop someone. The reason I would drop
someone is because I just they don't really give me
anything that's entertaining, you know, I don't know, right dislike
a person. I actually dropped a bunch of people yesterday
just because they never post. Like I looked at what
their last post was and it was from a year
ago or two years ago. If that's the case, I

(12:35):
would drop me because I don't really post all that much. Yeah,
you do. You post plenty. The last time I posted
was a week and a half ago. Yeah, that's not
a year. A week and a half is acceptable. Scary
posts hourly, not necessarily story. I would have to say, though,
you know, even though I do a podcast with David
Brody and we get along really well, this up, I

(13:00):
would I would drop David Brody because he's very postrizing online.
He I don't like to see political posts at all.
I don't political on Instagram, on Twitter, he is nothing
but political. No, I'm not politics, never ever post politics.

(13:23):
Come on and on Facebook? Ah that I do. Yeah,
because that's people I supposed they like me, So you do.
I asked a question, you asked a question. I don't
like seeing that. I get anxiety when I see anything.
And maybe I'll unfriend you on Facebook. I'll keep you
on Instagram. I would pick Brody too, but not for

(13:43):
that reason. I would pick because he doesn't got to
go my WiFi. I tend to do Instagram more than
anything else. And Brody posted July like four days ago,
he posted something, but then before that he has posted
since like late June, like mid June. So to me,
he doesn't post enough. Yeah, I would be like, well,

(14:08):
he doesn't really post your money to follow me? Somebody
question was you have to pick something right, thank you?
And so it's her reason is she just wants more
content from you, right, getting enough? Right, thank you, thank you.
I don't know, I haven't come on follow me for posting,
and Daniel wants to follow me for not posting. Basically

(14:33):
mine is much nicer reason, Bertie, Nate never really posts anything.
I don't know. I've really kind of the last six
I don't know. I'm not big in a social media
much anymore. So you can don't follow me. I really
won't care. But we don't. As we all asked Nate, hey,
where are you going on vacation? I'm not going And
then he posts a picture from Italy. But I asked

(14:53):
him as we were going on vacation, Hey, you decide
anywhere you're going. Silence. Then he pops up in Italy.
I'm like this mother and it was so foolish. Yet
with that comment, anybody to know it has always been
very very guarded about his private life and his vacation.
There's nothing going on vacation, Nate, Like, we're not going
to join you there I'm must say for the record,

(15:15):
I asked him privately and he told me where he
was going. He told me he was going to try
to go to Italy, honestly, and I think he said
that because I had been to where he was going.
I think, to be honest, we didn't even have it
fully booked prior to us leaving for vacation. We just
we saw the flights were cheap. We were talking about it.
We hadn't fully pulled the trigger because we didn't know
what Italy was doing in terms of COVID and they

(15:36):
were allowing people. So then like a couple of days
in the vacation, we saw that, hey, yeah, people are
traveling to Italy, and they loosened some of the restrictions
that were like okay, let's book it. There you go. Hey,
we gotta get out of here. We have supped to
do Instagram for Danielle. I Gotta go was supposed to
be an insult say goodbye The Fifteen Minute Morning Show

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