Stop Spitting in the Neighborhood

Alicia gets a call from her neighbor's realtor, who says he can't sell the house because she keeps spitting in the neighborhood.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone tap? Hi, Garret,
what's it all about today? So Joe wants to play
a phone tap on his wife Alicia. Now, there's been
this house on their block that's been up for sale
for a few months, and they don't understand why it's
not selling. So I'm going to call from the real
estate office to explain to them why the house hasn't sold.
See what happened to today's phone tap? Hello, Hi, I'm

(00:23):
looking for Alisha.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Please Alicia speaking.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Hi. My name's Neil Patrick. I work over at Reality.
I'm not sure if you're aware, but we are currently
selling the house two doors away from you. Yeah, I'm aware.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
I got your number from one of your neighbors. A
few of the buyers seem to have seen you walk
around the neighborhood and they're kind of turned off by
your vulgarness. What are you talking about, Well, it seems
you like to spit around the neighborhood, and frankly, it's
not a big turn on for our clients to buy
the house knowing that people just walk around and spit
where they like, and they're afraid them might be their

(01:02):
house that you spit on, or maybe their car or
dad is the.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Most ridiculous thing I've ever heard of in my life.
Are you serious from spitting that you considered to be vulgar?
It's kind of their house. The ugly house that's been
on the market for five years isn't selling. No, you're
trying to find a escapegoat to take blame why you
can't sell the house, to look into another profession. Well,

(01:28):
maybe maybe you know what, haven't I say?

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Hello? So I just want to give you some time
to cool down and maybe consider what I was offering.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Not cool down, you're irritating the out of me. You're
a crazy psycho bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
If you have a spinning problem, that's fine. But if
you're going to spit, shoot it into a tissue for
what it is to spit.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Wherever I want to. I'm not gonna stop this to
pout some crazy riddles to things I should when he
can't sell a house because he's probably ugly. Oh, he
just doesn't have the skill set to sell a damn house.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
All right, all right, So here's old due. We'll give
it a few minutes. We'll call back. She's probably gonna
think it's me again and a little bit more. All right, Oh,
she's gonna spit on me. Man, Hello, what's up? You
will not believe what just happened.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Do you know the house down the street that hasn't
sold in like five years? Yeah? You will not believe
the real to have the audacity to call me and
tell me that the house.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Doesn't sell it Because.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
I'm sitting in hacking all over the place. He said,
he's trying to blame me for his lack of being
able to sail that ugly ass house. I'm gonna spit
in his face.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Well, I mean, you know, I can kind of see
what his point is in a way. I mean the
house is.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
I mean you can see what you mean by that.
You can see what thanks the realtor to say some
crazy ass and then the neighbors.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
But for you to be concone with it, you are
your mind?

Speaker 2 (03:07):
How much? You don't even come home tonight? They're not
sleeping in my bed. Shop is closed. Don't you come in?
Don't you got anything?

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Okay? I love you. I love you. You know I love you.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
You don't know what love is that that don't come
home tonight?

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Shote colo Alicia, Alicia, my name is Garrett from Elvis
Durant in the Morning Show, and you just got phone tapped.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Oh oh my god, my oh god.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
You Alicia, What do you want to say to your
husband Joe Joe?

Speaker 2 (03:45):
First of all, you suck Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Yeah, another one.