Surviving The Super Bowl

As we recapped yesterday SuperBowl, We then talked about the thing we have thrown around the studio!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
present minute morning show. Here we go, the fifteen minute
Morning Show podcast starts right now. We have a special guest.

(00:23):
Come here. You have to you have to come in
the zoom room. No, no, don't come from now a
different If you know how to do that, let me know.
So Alex is our special guest on the fifteen minute
Morning Show podcast today. Very nice, there he goes. I

(00:44):
like that. So in the room, we have what first time?
Bring the Chairmber, there's a scary and there's Gandhi and
Danielle and Garrett and Froggy fresh from the super Bowl.
There's Scotty straight Nate, and there's Brody in the den
and there you go, Brody in the den, and here's

(01:07):
a here's an Alex car. Hello Alex, who got me
drunk last night during the super Bowl. See now you
say he got you drunk? But Alex is saying that
you basically asked for it. He does, he does. He
always blames me, but he is, that's what you got anyway.

(01:28):
So yeah, we had old to miss tequila last night
at least your home, so you know whatever, I almost
didn't do the show today. I'm like, I'm because I
he slipped he slipped me a pill last night. No,
let me tell you something. Scary tried to get you

(01:49):
to take this day off. So if you had called
in this morning, I could just imagine Scary's face that
he had come in. I stuck my head into the
lion's mouth on the air, and you all showed me
and ship me out. I yelled at Elvis, you asked
a question this morning. You wonder what Tom Brady was
doing today. I just see here he had to sleep

(02:11):
in his daughter's bed last night because five nephews and
nieces right at his house said he only got two
hours of sleep. I'm sorry, if you win the Super Bowl,
you serve your own bed more sleep. And I would
think he would have sex with his wife after winning
the super Bowl. But no, no, no no, over it. She's like,
oh you want again? Yeah, fantastic, good night. She's all right. Well,

(02:34):
so here we are. We survived the freaking Super Bowl.
Of course, you know, Froggy is still high as a kite.
I got me to come a championship T shirt on. Yes, sir,
there you go. So uh so, what what what are
we hearing now about the Buccaneers. They're saying it's offensive.
Oh so the Washington Post posted made an article yesterday

(02:54):
that said, we should not be celebrating the Buccaneers because
they're pirates, and pirates pill just and murdered people, and
therefore we are are complimenting and celebrating murderers and pillagers,
and so we the Bucks should change their um mascot
and their name because it's offensive. Well, okay, you know

(03:16):
you're gonna find someone offended at almost anything. You name
a team, you should hear what straight Nate's high school
football team was called the most the least offensive name ever.
Tell them it was. Okay, it was the Lakers, because
I went to Mercy HER's Prep. It was the Lakers,
but not the Lakers like Los Angeles Lakers. Our mascot
was a sailboat. How lame, like boat go on the field. Now,

(03:45):
It's just there was like a sailboat costume that we
didn't even have that because everybody even realized it's to
be stupid to have somebody dressed as a sailboat. I
wouldn't want to play the sailboat. I wouldn't want to
play the sailboats. Did you have a mescot Instaten Island.
The Falcon, That's what I was. Falcon. We were the Lions.

(04:09):
I was the lion too, was one we had to
change to hawks. Eagles and Hawks. Yeah, we were the Vikings.
I'm sure that's offensive somewhere, might be right up there
with the pirate. Yeah. Well why did Scotty, why did
they change it from the Eagles to the Hawks. They
merged to school together. It was the Goals and the Eagles,
and they compromised on the Hawks for you know, together,

(04:31):
I guess, have a goal and an eagle, get together,
it's a hawk. Yeah. And Brody, did you have a team? No,
scary And I went to UM schools for gifted and
talented people, which meant you didn't play sports. So we
didn't have mascots, we didn't have teams. We had a
chess team and the team and a chess team were

(04:52):
gifts and talents, just asking for what happened to them. Well.
I was in drama and creative writing in uh in
middle school. This is Mark Twain Junior High School, which
was talking about that one. And I was a music
talent and math team. Wow, what was your instrument? Yeah?
I played the cello. Really, how have you never played

(05:12):
the cello for us? I'll tell you how impressive playing
the cello is. I've told people I worked with a
hundred times, and every time I tell them, they go,
you played the cello. I heard that? What impressive it is.
We should have a game. What song is this? Do
you play the cello by? Recreate the hits? Do you
still have a cello? No? It was it was the
school's cello. I don't know. I'm gonna send you a cello. Yes, yes,

(05:41):
you remember I bought the baritone and you played occasionally.
That day you got angry, you threw it on the floor.
That day you got flattened to bet the bell. You

(06:04):
should play the hits on that. Every time we tell
a story and it brings up all the memories, like
the microwave. That's like the microwave somebody put spaghetti in
and it exploded. I don't blame him for that, though
he doesn't know this side of me. He doesn't and

(06:27):
throw stuff, you know, the scene of the microwave oven.
The best was to be in the hallway because Elvis's
office was on one side and our other office was
across the hall. All you saw if you were walking
with a microwave across the hallway. I love you know
what he told everyone? He said, I'm tired of this

(06:47):
microwave being disgusting. I'm buying my own. Do not use it,
he said, do not use it. Some dumbass went in
his office, William my private yea, my private office, my private,
private microwave and splattered spaghetti sauce and it was it

(07:12):
was a white microwave. It was a white microwave painted
red after the meatballs were in it. So anyway, so
I threw it. I threw it across the hallway into
their office, like scut sway from that deal. The scary
uses your equipment or he takes it home. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you're either stealing my equipment anyway. So that's the side

(07:32):
of me. You don't know, can you he can hear us? Right, Alex,
what's the craziest thing you've seen Elvis throw? And why
he saw me ripping pages out of a book once?
Just just say a party that spot apart. Don't help.
Oh my gosh, So Scotty right now is sorry what

(07:54):
I haven't seen anything? You who's got the worst temper
you are, Alex he does. Yeah, that Italian temper now
making its way onto the set. Here comes Nate. Everybody
looking and got your parents. Look at the horn. It

(08:20):
was broken, easily bendable. I remember this part fell out?
Was that one set of off? Why did the horn
get thrown because it was already broken? What do you
call this thing? I got my temper from my dad.

(08:50):
It's obviously much less damage here. But one day we
were in Miami and I'm across the board from him.
I'm doing something on the control board and I'm trying
to do I'm looking down, I'm doing something. He's trying
to get my attention while he's talking and he can't
say my name, so he's waving his arms so I
don't see him. So he takes a stack of like
fifty or sixty papers. He just throws them in the

(09:11):
air and it's waiting paper for like an hour. And
he's like, he's like, God, dammit, pay attention to me.
I'm like, what are we telling? Are we telling? Els? Story? Really?
Is this pick Dare you very similar? Froggy story? One

(09:33):
morning we had just ordered breakfast, which you know, we
ought to lunch foods for breakfast, and I was looking
at I think an artist was setting up to perform
and Elvis needed my attention and he was waving as
they couldn't get my attention, so he picked up a
mozzarella stick and hit me with it. I called it.

(09:58):
Do you know what I missed most about this dude?
Do not being there? The inflatable No, the inflatable tube
guy that we used to turn on out of nowhere
and even flap his wings Scott on the other day,
crazy in the studio. We have a great video online
of Jimmy fallon in the studio and we turned that

(10:19):
on and it's it's so funny. I can't it's so amazing.
If you get a chance, you shouldn't go back and watch.
You still have that video? Yes, here he goes, here
he goes, and I know your papers go every I
know it's totally destroys the stee orderly. Those cereal boxes

(10:41):
forget it studio. Do you think that we have one
of those on demand? Do you remember the time when
Gregg he used to work with us, and you said, oh,
we want to do some inflatables for the holiday season,

(11:03):
and he brought in all the inflatables and inflated them
in the studio and none of us could move. It
was awesome. Remember the fried Shrimp Day, which one when
you were craving fried shrimp at six thirty in the morning.
I'm not knowing that shower shrimp out in a month soon. Bag.

(11:38):
That's the important part. This is a chapter in the
new book. You need to throw something. Yes, how much tied?
Do we have? Frog? Three minutes? Froggy? Frog? Are you
going straight to sleep? No? So this is what happened.
So my wife we usually take our puppies to be groomed,
and she was going to do it over the weekend,
but they couldn't go. They didn't have any room. So

(12:00):
she scheduled him today at one o'clock. I'm like, I
was going to be sleeping at one o'clock. No, you
gotta go to sleep. Take him another day, Okay, they
need to go. What one dog looks like girl show
marks and he can barely see. It's like he means
that we took ours to the groomer this past week. Frog?

(12:21):
Did you do? Frog? Do you get to know the
cardboard cutouts next to you? Guys know we tried to
steal Bernie Sanders cardboard cut out that was one road
behind us and over some but the guy yelled at
us and told us to put it back. What are
they going to do with that's max? To me looks
like well, both of them, their faces, the way that
they have their mustaches, term they look like old kung

(12:42):
fu masters. I really like it. What are we doing today?
Let me this one up. He's so heavy. Yeah, this
is the right usache. He's so heavy. So yeah, this
is why you should watch this podcast right now. If

(13:03):
you're listening, you don't see me picking up the dogs.
What are we doing today? Let's go to brunch. We're
gonna make an alright, this has been the most boring
podcast ever. Look good one. This is a good one.
Bye bye The fifteen Minute Morning Show.