September 24, 2019 • 15 mins
Garrett and Sam talk about Sam's weekend at a friend's bachelorette party in Mexico.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Let's talk about what would you talk about on your
on your podcasts show. Well, it is a table for
two today. We don't need the table of nineteen for
(00:22):
this fifteen minute morning show. What up? It's Garrett along
with Sam hi fresh offer bachelorette weekend with some friends.
Sister who wasn't. Yeah, it was my good friends whom
I met through the groom. All right, So we'll talk
about that in a little bit. Let's just set the stage.
So normally Gregg T's hanging out with us two when
the morning show is busy doing other things as well.
(00:45):
But Greg T, he likes to say that he's um,
he's going through a thing right now. He doesn't want
to say he's sick. He wants to dance around the
word sick and say that it's everything else but him
being sick. Is he blaming allergies? He's doing the allergy
just like many people are in and around your office
and friends do like, I'm not sick, it's allergies. You
(01:06):
know why that pisses me off because he's gets so
freaked out anyone and and as is anybody else in
and around the our office and show to where they go.
I'm not sick, and he refuses to go to the doctor.
He is doctor Google, where he'll google it self diagnosed himself,
over use whatever medication, dangerous in and around, and that's
(01:30):
where we're at with him. So he is, as he
told me right before we hit play, I'm having I'm
just going through something right now, sick. Screw that. If
you're sick, stay home. You're gonnaeck to other people. If
you have to say the word I'm not sick, more
likely than none you're sick. Yeah, it's not allergies right now.
So with that, like I said, table for two, Sam
and I, Well, are hanging out with you today hopefully
(01:52):
are you're doing well? But Sam, like we just said,
came off her friends bachelorette party in Mexico, went to
Cancoon where I mean, who hasn't been to Cancun for
one spring break or bachelorette party? Now, Sam, you left
us where we thought you were gone for like two days? Yeah,
well I told they turned into it turned into a
(02:13):
few more So, what what did you expect going into
your friends bachelor atte party versus what you experienced over
the weekend? What I experienced and I apologized for my
party girl voice that goes in and out was exactly
what I expected, because by the way, your party girl
versus like your souvenir, it's it's like your souvenir from
the Bachelor. That was a bad one. I think I
(02:38):
just called some dogs and you went through puberty all
that one. Um. I was one of only two girls
who were the odd women out because, as I mentioned,
I know the bride through the groom, so she and
I only became close with in the last like five
years or so, which is a weird dynamic because normally
it's all girlfriends of the bride exactly. She became one
of my closest friends, to the point where before I
(02:59):
knew they were gett married, I sat both of them
down in the room and I'm like, listen, guys, if
this doesn't work out, you have to know I'm split
custody at this point, Like you can't claim me, dude,
because I got so close to her that you guys
just have to know, you know, split custody in a
in a divorce like that. Hopefully it doesn't lead that way.
It hasn't happened, and nor will it happen. I would
(03:20):
like to at least wish, But you gotta think you
gotta go to your best friend at first. If they're
both my best friends, now is the problem. I just
happened to meet one first, So so with are you
going on his bachelor party? No? He had his bachelor
party was all guys. That's weird, So you should have
went on the bachelor party too. Now I have to
claim split custody. I'm both because they were arguing over
(03:41):
who's who's Sam's friends with and I called him out
with Dude, you could have invited me to be part
of your your party, but you didn't. She's got one
up on him, so sorry man. But anyway, other than
me and the groom sister, it was six girls that
all went to high school and college together. Friend, that's
the picture I'm painting. Yes, there's no rules. There's no
(04:01):
rules to the point where as soon as we got
into the hotel room we each shared. There were three
people to a room. One of the girls goes to
the bathroom, the doors open and she makes eye contact
with me and goes, this is the kind of croup
you're with. Gosh, all right, lady, if it's a number one,
let it fly. If it's a number two. I brought
potty mass. So that's how your weekend started. Your weekend
(04:24):
started by by just full eye fullness of someone of
someone peeing, which was great. Let's see little stories that
happened that I didn't talk about on the big show. Um, girls,
I shared a room with One woke up in the
middle of the night and wakes the other one up
and goes, that's what happened. What did you do? She said,
(04:46):
I just tried to drink water and I spilled it.
I thought for sure, you're about to say the bed.
Well that's part one of the story. Oh, no, follow up.
They went back to sleep because it was just water.
Part two. They wake up and the girl goes, oh,
I was totally pissed. Just god, I was in my
own bed. They grew up together, so they were in
(05:08):
one bed. They shared the bed. You know, I really
looked out on that lottery pool, didn't I tell tell
the story about when you're out at the bar, a
gentleman came up to you and said, hey, uh, do
you want to have some fun? Oh yeah, Oh I
forgot to put that on social So a guy we
(05:29):
met another we met a bachelor party of course, Okay,
that's how it works out. Um, it's basically like Frankie
and like the sharks and the jets start feeding against
who was having more fun. It's what the whole weekend
turned into with our groups. But one of the guys
at the end of the night, because we were hanging
out in a club, he goes, so, what's up? Are
(05:50):
you here to party? I'm like yeah, He's like, all right, cool.
Did you say it like that with your party? Did
you have party going? I've always at this point in time,
it started like an hour and a half. Oh my god.
I was like yeah, he's like cool. And then he
gives you the up down look and he goes, are
you here to dance? And I thought I was being
funny and I said, yes, you were being Sam, you
were being you. Thank you. I said, yeah, as long
(06:12):
as I can't tell your religion from it knocking up
against my thighs. And then he left. He just left,
even say something, here's the thing, like guys are so
bad at at like trying to like even hit on
or pick up the opposite sex. He shouldn't have been
doing either, because he did ask if I had a
boyfriend and I said yes, but and he continues, so
(06:32):
he asked, you have a boyfriend? You said yes, and
he still asked if you wanted to dance? And then
he asked that question, which is why I wanted to
give him a light, passive aggressive answer. Right, So so
without like I mean, I can't judge the guy, only
you can because you were there, But like, did you
feel like even if you said yes, I would like
to dance? He it was like one of those hey,
you want to go back to my room and watch
Netflix type of situations. I think that's what the people
(06:55):
and that whole of course, Well that's what I would
agree with everyone. That's why I asked you because I
wasn't wasn't at the club grinding up on people's thighs
and like some others. But so so you definitely felt
like he was there for more than just dancing. Oh
for sure. I was watching his friends when we called
porn Stash because he had really creepy mustache. He was
just going at it with any girl who was close
to him. So it was like watching National Geographic. But
(07:19):
that but that's kind of I mean, knowing you, knowing,
knowing your response, I know how you would react it
to this situation. I was just curious how he would
have and it pretty much I played it out in
my head as you wrote it on social I kind
of like did the movie in my head and I
saw how it went down, and I just know this
guy was like a total dirt bag. I thought it
(07:39):
was funny. He could have at least a courtesy chuckle.
I know that you thought it was funny him, but
but still See, here's the thing though, and this is
something I'd love to get your p o V. Even
though I hope it only agrees with mine. But but
the thing is, I was willing to dance with someone.
(08:00):
I just don't want to feel your body part. You're
not the type of person where you automatically judge knowing you, Sam,
You're not the one that just goes now you. You
at least know the situation and you look at for
everyone for the positive in them, no matter who they are,
knowing you, even if they're totally intoxicated. But then then
but there is that filter of you know what, when
(08:22):
especially a dirt bad guy is up to something and
you and you feel that. So I know you would
have danced with him if he was genuine yeah, if
he was going to leave a little bit of space,
like if he wasn't all like, if he didn't get
all up in you and said start with the question.
So you have like if you ask someone, hey, do
you have a significant other? You know what their agenda
is right off the off the bat, not like, hey,
(08:44):
would you like to dance? Like there's a difference of like, hey, Sam,
do you want to dance? Like not knowing if if
I'm have a girlfriend, married, whatever, and I just genuinely
ask you, hey, do you want to dance? Just the
the interaction between you and I, it is like okay, great, right,
And I still would have said yes. Some some girls
thought it was a little messed up because I have
a boyfriend. But I just here's my line. I don't
(09:04):
want I call it a denim sandwich where when two people,
when one person's thighs are hugging the other person's thigh,
that's a denim sandwich. And that crosses the line to
me when I'm I'd be piste off if I found
out my boyfriend did it, and I won't do it.
But if we just like dance and there's like a
little bit room for you know the Holy Spirit. I'm
cool with that. Just dance near me. Remember learning a
(09:27):
grind and like eighth grade freshman year, it was like
the most It's almost the equivalent of like learning, like
having the first time having sex. It's just air humping.
It's air humping, but at the awkward stage where you're
young enough where you really don't know what's going on.
You just know it's like you're just grinding body parts
up against each other's body parts. Did you used to
have school dances? The school dancing but the problem was
(09:48):
like everybody like so grinding, I mean, it's just meant
for one two people, but like, but when you're young enough,
it's like it's like it's like an entire conga grinding.
It's like an orgy grind of like just a straight
grind of people, usually women, and everybody's like in one
(10:10):
big conda line of grinding. Like thinking back of it,
that is awkward. It'll start usually with two girlfriends thinking
they're like trying to get the attention of everybody, and
then a guy will end up on either side right
like like a guy sandwich, and and then next thing,
you know, like a guy behind the two girls and
then girls are behind the next thing. You know, it's
a freaking conda line of grinding. It's the human centipede
(10:33):
of dirty. But I feel bad for our educators. I'm
thinking of my teachers in seventh period. Those poor things
didn't know what to do. They had to get to
Mary Mark, make us some space. That's what it looks like.
That's basically what the club, and that is just the club, Garrett.
We only went there after like eleven thirty each night.
It was Shenanigans bad time. How bad was it? Because
(10:55):
I'm assuming that it was an all inclusive type place,
it was so so the alcohol was just flowing. How
bad did you break the seal early on in the
day where you were just running into the bathroom. That's
what happens to me every time I'm at an all
inclusive where it's like, God, I gotta hold it, like
I try to make it to at least lunch from No. No,
(11:17):
I didn't. I did not, and I didn't have to
because the room that the bride got was you know,
she went all out under the circumstances and she got
a hotel room that was on the beach and it
had its own private, little pool, and then allege and
then we were on the beach. So I was just
so drunk at some point that whenever I was in
her room and I didn't want to go into the
(11:37):
hotel room because it was too cold, I would just
hop the barrier and run into the ocean and pay um,
where did um? So? I saw a picture another social
picture where they're playing put the penis on the picture?
Was that a picture of the groom? It was his
face very very nicely photo shot someone else, That's the thing.
(11:59):
It looked very close. I'm like, did he actually pose
for this picture? Garrett? I was so uncomfortable because I
literally knew the groom since I was about five years old.
Then you know, there was obviously the penis that you
would put on the said groove, which was a picture
of a real one. That's what I started to question,
did he actually take a picture of his own penis?
(12:20):
It was a game. There were there were twenty of
sort of penises and you have to pick which ones
in the donkey essentially what it was, but it was
pinned the junk on the hung man. We start calling
and making up names. There were some fake penises which
we're find some cartoons, picture of a dildo. You know
it all works, but there were like four real photos
and they haunted me, Like I was making eye contact
(12:42):
with this set of balls, and I felt like it
was looking at like that. It followed me, like the
monola was just curious. I was like, did he like
does he love her so much that he would do that?
And then her friends would make copies of it. I'm
like what, I had so many questions, That's why I
wanted to ask. I was uncomfortable because it was kind
of like my brother, but I want to call bullshit
on this girl, Jenna, who is the groom's sister. She
(13:06):
claimed her stomach hurt a little bit after dinner and
call bullshit. Don't call bullshit? Is bullshit? Sam, you don't
have a brother. I'm calling bullshit. She should have just
told us the truth, is all I'm saying. But she's like,
I don't want to pin a fake penis on my brother.
I would have been like that checks out. That's still
but still she will. She wanted to be a team player.
If you had, Jenna, you lied to me. Let's let's
(13:30):
say your your uncle's getting married, okay, and you go
you go out with your with your cousins to their
future mom's bachelor right party and a naked picture of
your own. Thanks for that, Thanks for the image I'm
trying to I'm trying to get you to relate to
her and you don't want to be the party pooper
and saying I don't want to pin a penis on
(13:51):
my own. Cale would ship all over that party. I
would call everyone a pervert for expecting me to be
in that room, and then I'd leave. I wouldn't be
like I had some bad chili. It's funny we're talking about,
just like the random penises at the bachelorette party. So
Ali went to a bachelor party about five years ago.
She stayed at her friend's parents time share in Florida,
(14:13):
and her parents are very like, you know, hey, and
make sure you clean up, don't mess anything. So Ali
and her friend left a huge penis in one of
the cabinets and they rent out this place to other people.
So next people that came in were Ali's best friend's parents.
Oh no, random text comes in with a picture from
(14:37):
from my my friend's dad going hey, hey, blank, is
this yours? And crab just rolled down hill purchase man
so many stories from bachelorette parties a blast, and now
I have to plan my baby sisters like grinding now,
but I just I don't want to do it. The
(15:00):
fifteen Minute Morning Show
Let's talk about what would you talk about on your
on your podcasts show. Well, it is a table for
two today. We don't need the table of nineteen for
(00:22):
this fifteen minute morning show. What up? It's Garrett along
with Sam hi fresh offer bachelorette weekend with some friends.
Sister who wasn't. Yeah, it was my good friends whom
I met through the groom. All right, So we'll talk
about that in a little bit. Let's just set the stage.
So normally Gregg T's hanging out with us two when
the morning show is busy doing other things as well.
(00:45):
But Greg T, he likes to say that he's um,
he's going through a thing right now. He doesn't want
to say he's sick. He wants to dance around the
word sick and say that it's everything else but him
being sick. Is he blaming allergies? He's doing the allergy
just like many people are in and around your office
and friends do like, I'm not sick, it's allergies. You
(01:06):
know why that pisses me off because he's gets so
freaked out anyone and and as is anybody else in
and around the our office and show to where they go.
I'm not sick, and he refuses to go to the doctor.
He is doctor Google, where he'll google it self diagnosed himself,
over use whatever medication, dangerous in and around, and that's
(01:30):
where we're at with him. So he is, as he
told me right before we hit play, I'm having I'm
just going through something right now, sick. Screw that. If
you're sick, stay home. You're gonnaeck to other people. If
you have to say the word I'm not sick, more
likely than none you're sick. Yeah, it's not allergies right now.
So with that, like I said, table for two, Sam
and I, Well, are hanging out with you today hopefully
(01:52):
are you're doing well? But Sam, like we just said,
came off her friends bachelorette party in Mexico, went to
Cancoon where I mean, who hasn't been to Cancun for
one spring break or bachelorette party? Now, Sam, you left
us where we thought you were gone for like two days? Yeah,
well I told they turned into it turned into a
(02:13):
few more So, what what did you expect going into
your friends bachelor atte party versus what you experienced over
the weekend? What I experienced and I apologized for my
party girl voice that goes in and out was exactly
what I expected, because by the way, your party girl
versus like your souvenir, it's it's like your souvenir from
the Bachelor. That was a bad one. I think I
(02:38):
just called some dogs and you went through puberty all
that one. Um. I was one of only two girls
who were the odd women out because, as I mentioned,
I know the bride through the groom, so she and
I only became close with in the last like five
years or so, which is a weird dynamic because normally
it's all girlfriends of the bride exactly. She became one
of my closest friends, to the point where before I
(02:59):
knew they were gett married, I sat both of them
down in the room and I'm like, listen, guys, if
this doesn't work out, you have to know I'm split
custody at this point, Like you can't claim me, dude,
because I got so close to her that you guys
just have to know, you know, split custody in a
in a divorce like that. Hopefully it doesn't lead that way.
It hasn't happened, and nor will it happen. I would
(03:20):
like to at least wish, But you gotta think you
gotta go to your best friend at first. If they're
both my best friends, now is the problem. I just
happened to meet one first, So so with are you
going on his bachelor party? No? He had his bachelor
party was all guys. That's weird, So you should have
went on the bachelor party too. Now I have to
claim split custody. I'm both because they were arguing over
(03:41):
who's who's Sam's friends with and I called him out
with Dude, you could have invited me to be part
of your your party, but you didn't. She's got one
up on him, so sorry man. But anyway, other than
me and the groom sister, it was six girls that
all went to high school and college together. Friend, that's
the picture I'm painting. Yes, there's no rules. There's no
(04:01):
rules to the point where as soon as we got
into the hotel room we each shared. There were three
people to a room. One of the girls goes to
the bathroom, the doors open and she makes eye contact
with me and goes, this is the kind of croup
you're with. Gosh, all right, lady, if it's a number one,
let it fly. If it's a number two. I brought
potty mass. So that's how your weekend started. Your weekend
(04:24):
started by by just full eye fullness of someone of
someone peeing, which was great. Let's see little stories that
happened that I didn't talk about on the big show. Um, girls,
I shared a room with One woke up in the
middle of the night and wakes the other one up
and goes, that's what happened. What did you do? She said,
(04:46):
I just tried to drink water and I spilled it.
I thought for sure, you're about to say the bed.
Well that's part one of the story. Oh, no, follow up.
They went back to sleep because it was just water.
Part two. They wake up and the girl goes, oh,
I was totally pissed. Just god, I was in my
own bed. They grew up together, so they were in
(05:08):
one bed. They shared the bed. You know, I really
looked out on that lottery pool, didn't I tell tell
the story about when you're out at the bar, a
gentleman came up to you and said, hey, uh, do
you want to have some fun? Oh yeah, Oh I
forgot to put that on social So a guy we
(05:29):
met another we met a bachelor party of course, Okay,
that's how it works out. Um, it's basically like Frankie
and like the sharks and the jets start feeding against
who was having more fun. It's what the whole weekend
turned into with our groups. But one of the guys
at the end of the night, because we were hanging
out in a club, he goes, so, what's up? Are
(05:50):
you here to party? I'm like yeah, He's like, all right, cool.
Did you say it like that with your party? Did
you have party going? I've always at this point in time,
it started like an hour and a half. Oh my god.
I was like yeah, he's like cool. And then he
gives you the up down look and he goes, are
you here to dance? And I thought I was being
funny and I said, yes, you were being Sam, you
were being you. Thank you. I said, yeah, as long
(06:12):
as I can't tell your religion from it knocking up
against my thighs. And then he left. He just left,
even say something, here's the thing, like guys are so
bad at at like trying to like even hit on
or pick up the opposite sex. He shouldn't have been
doing either, because he did ask if I had a
boyfriend and I said yes, but and he continues, so
(06:32):
he asked, you have a boyfriend? You said yes, and
he still asked if you wanted to dance? And then
he asked that question, which is why I wanted to
give him a light, passive aggressive answer. Right, So so
without like I mean, I can't judge the guy, only
you can because you were there, But like, did you
feel like even if you said yes, I would like
to dance? He it was like one of those hey,
you want to go back to my room and watch
Netflix type of situations. I think that's what the people
(06:55):
and that whole of course, Well that's what I would
agree with everyone. That's why I asked you because I
wasn't wasn't at the club grinding up on people's thighs
and like some others. But so so you definitely felt
like he was there for more than just dancing. Oh
for sure. I was watching his friends when we called
porn Stash because he had really creepy mustache. He was
just going at it with any girl who was close
to him. So it was like watching National Geographic. But
(07:19):
that but that's kind of I mean, knowing you, knowing,
knowing your response, I know how you would react it
to this situation. I was just curious how he would
have and it pretty much I played it out in
my head as you wrote it on social I kind
of like did the movie in my head and I
saw how it went down, and I just know this
guy was like a total dirt bag. I thought it
(07:39):
was funny. He could have at least a courtesy chuckle.
I know that you thought it was funny him, but
but still See, here's the thing though, and this is
something I'd love to get your p o V. Even
though I hope it only agrees with mine. But but
the thing is, I was willing to dance with someone.
(08:00):
I just don't want to feel your body part. You're
not the type of person where you automatically judge knowing you, Sam,
You're not the one that just goes now you. You
at least know the situation and you look at for
everyone for the positive in them, no matter who they are,
knowing you, even if they're totally intoxicated. But then then
but there is that filter of you know what, when
(08:22):
especially a dirt bad guy is up to something and
you and you feel that. So I know you would
have danced with him if he was genuine yeah, if
he was going to leave a little bit of space,
like if he wasn't all like, if he didn't get
all up in you and said start with the question.
So you have like if you ask someone, hey, do
you have a significant other? You know what their agenda
is right off the off the bat, not like, hey,
(08:44):
would you like to dance? Like there's a difference of like, hey, Sam,
do you want to dance? Like not knowing if if
I'm have a girlfriend, married, whatever, and I just genuinely
ask you, hey, do you want to dance? Just the
the interaction between you and I, it is like okay, great, right,
And I still would have said yes. Some some girls
thought it was a little messed up because I have
a boyfriend. But I just here's my line. I don't
(09:04):
want I call it a denim sandwich where when two people,
when one person's thighs are hugging the other person's thigh,
that's a denim sandwich. And that crosses the line to
me when I'm I'd be piste off if I found
out my boyfriend did it, and I won't do it.
But if we just like dance and there's like a
little bit room for you know the Holy Spirit. I'm
cool with that. Just dance near me. Remember learning a
(09:27):
grind and like eighth grade freshman year, it was like
the most It's almost the equivalent of like learning, like
having the first time having sex. It's just air humping.
It's air humping, but at the awkward stage where you're
young enough where you really don't know what's going on.
You just know it's like you're just grinding body parts
up against each other's body parts. Did you used to
have school dances? The school dancing but the problem was
(09:48):
like everybody like so grinding, I mean, it's just meant
for one two people, but like, but when you're young enough,
it's like it's like it's like an entire conga grinding.
It's like an orgy grind of like just a straight
grind of people, usually women, and everybody's like in one
(10:10):
big conda line of grinding. Like thinking back of it,
that is awkward. It'll start usually with two girlfriends thinking
they're like trying to get the attention of everybody, and
then a guy will end up on either side right
like like a guy sandwich, and and then next thing,
you know, like a guy behind the two girls and
then girls are behind the next thing. You know, it's
a freaking conda line of grinding. It's the human centipede
(10:33):
of dirty. But I feel bad for our educators. I'm
thinking of my teachers in seventh period. Those poor things
didn't know what to do. They had to get to
Mary Mark, make us some space. That's what it looks like.
That's basically what the club, and that is just the club, Garrett.
We only went there after like eleven thirty each night.
It was Shenanigans bad time. How bad was it? Because
(10:55):
I'm assuming that it was an all inclusive type place,
it was so so the alcohol was just flowing. How
bad did you break the seal early on in the
day where you were just running into the bathroom. That's
what happens to me every time I'm at an all
inclusive where it's like, God, I gotta hold it, like
I try to make it to at least lunch from No. No,
(11:17):
I didn't. I did not, and I didn't have to
because the room that the bride got was you know,
she went all out under the circumstances and she got
a hotel room that was on the beach and it
had its own private, little pool, and then allege and
then we were on the beach. So I was just
so drunk at some point that whenever I was in
her room and I didn't want to go into the
(11:37):
hotel room because it was too cold, I would just
hop the barrier and run into the ocean and pay um,
where did um? So? I saw a picture another social
picture where they're playing put the penis on the picture?
Was that a picture of the groom? It was his
face very very nicely photo shot someone else, That's the thing.
(11:59):
It looked very close. I'm like, did he actually pose
for this picture? Garrett? I was so uncomfortable because I
literally knew the groom since I was about five years old.
Then you know, there was obviously the penis that you
would put on the said groove, which was a picture
of a real one. That's what I started to question,
did he actually take a picture of his own penis?
(12:20):
It was a game. There were there were twenty of
sort of penises and you have to pick which ones
in the donkey essentially what it was, but it was
pinned the junk on the hung man. We start calling
and making up names. There were some fake penises which
we're find some cartoons, picture of a dildo. You know
it all works, but there were like four real photos
and they haunted me, Like I was making eye contact
(12:42):
with this set of balls, and I felt like it
was looking at like that. It followed me, like the
monola was just curious. I was like, did he like
does he love her so much that he would do that?
And then her friends would make copies of it. I'm
like what, I had so many questions, That's why I
wanted to ask. I was uncomfortable because it was kind
of like my brother, but I want to call bullshit
on this girl, Jenna, who is the groom's sister. She
(13:06):
claimed her stomach hurt a little bit after dinner and
call bullshit. Don't call bullshit? Is bullshit? Sam, you don't
have a brother. I'm calling bullshit. She should have just
told us the truth, is all I'm saying. But she's like,
I don't want to pin a fake penis on my brother.
I would have been like that checks out. That's still
but still she will. She wanted to be a team player.
If you had, Jenna, you lied to me. Let's let's
(13:30):
say your your uncle's getting married, okay, and you go
you go out with your with your cousins to their
future mom's bachelor right party and a naked picture of
your own. Thanks for that, Thanks for the image I'm
trying to I'm trying to get you to relate to
her and you don't want to be the party pooper
and saying I don't want to pin a penis on
(13:51):
my own. Cale would ship all over that party. I
would call everyone a pervert for expecting me to be
in that room, and then I'd leave. I wouldn't be
like I had some bad chili. It's funny we're talking about,
just like the random penises at the bachelorette party. So
Ali went to a bachelor party about five years ago.
She stayed at her friend's parents time share in Florida,
(14:13):
and her parents are very like, you know, hey, and
make sure you clean up, don't mess anything. So Ali
and her friend left a huge penis in one of
the cabinets and they rent out this place to other people.
So next people that came in were Ali's best friend's parents.
Oh no, random text comes in with a picture from
(14:37):
from my my friend's dad going hey, hey, blank, is
this yours? And crab just rolled down hill purchase man
so many stories from bachelorette parties a blast, and now
I have to plan my baby sisters like grinding now,
but I just I don't want to do it. The
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