The Day Avril Lavigne Joined The Show

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
I just want to say, I love well, do everything
you can to be more like me, Nat, and you'll
have a fabulous life. He's being an a hole in
the morning show. I just don't know who you think
about any of the above. No, what were they talking
about calling people a hole? Who was that being so

(00:26):
mean and crotchety? I think that was you. I'll tell
you what. Let me look into it. I'll get back
to you. Okay, Welcome today, it is right, Welcome to
the weekend. Hi Danielle, Hello, Hi, Gandhi, good morning. There's
producer Sam. Good morning, Gandhi. Bean's here, there's Gary, and

(00:48):
there's Garrett's rolling around. I got Diamond talking to us
at one eight hundred and two for two zero one hundred.
Who else is here? I think I got everyone? Yeah,
I think so. Your assisted Andrew is in the building.
Oh Andrew that I don't see him. Yeah, he's in
the dary is high Andrew. Andrew also jealous that I

(01:10):
got a d M from Kathy Hilton. Oh yeah, people
are very very very jealous. Yeah I have I have
gone up a wrong on the honor to uh. I'm saying,
you know, it is Friday. We just got paid. Oh
yeah we did. Oh yeah, this song is older than me. Yeah,

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Friday night. We didn't just get paid, didn't we? I
think we did. Where are we going to go to
the club? Didn't Someone just in a text? My childhood
is ruined? I thought and Sync made that song originally. No,
it was Johnny Kemp. Is that his name? Or was
that his name? I don't know. That was from way

(01:58):
back when Welcome to Friday. Just got paid. Let's go
to the club, get some bub let's make it rain,
Let's do all the things people do in a club. Yes,
what else do you do in a club? Bottles? Pop, bottles,
pot bottle? What else you get it? You know? You
go in the corner and make out with that hot guy?
All right, yeah you screw in the corner. Yeah, you
go on the dance floor, You peep from the dance floor.
You go to the bathroom with your girlfriends and reapply,

(02:20):
and you'll hold her hair while she vomits in the bowl. Yeah.
Sometimes you make your new best friend in the bathroom
just standing there because you're drunk, or if you're like scary,
you beg the bouncer to get in. You never do. Yeah,
there is that anyway, things you do in a club.
Let's get into the day. Lots to get into today.
We have everyl Levine on. I tell you, when we

(02:42):
announced that every Levine was coming on with her new
music today, a lot of her fans came out and
said yes. So it's so excited to hear from her.
In everl Levine. He always has that fresh sound. She
always sounds really, really really great. So we can't wait
to talk to her when she on. And about three hours, Elvis,
Oh god, we may not even be here in three hours, Nate,
what else are we doing today? You're in charge. Whatever

(03:03):
you want to do today, Elvis? How about that? I
want your job? Line six. Mary Jane, our first caller
of the day, Mary Jane, Welcome to Friday. How are
you hi? Hello lady, Hello, Hello, hello, lady. Hello. Listen
to you. You sound great? So what are you planning

(03:24):
to do this weekend? Um? Right now, let's the Kim.
I have to go to work. I got my new job.
You guys got me to the pandemic and my new job.
Listening to the you know the iHeart repeat and now
that I listened to you, why going to work? I'm like, wait,
why don't we hear songs, you know, because that's right.

(03:47):
Let's listen to us on demand. You don't want to
hear music, we'll welcome to the world. Hold on, congratulations
on your new job. How new is your new job? Ah? Well,
like I gotta go list month and it was wiped
by my birthday. I try to always call you guys
for the phone tap. I said, they blocked my numbers.

(04:08):
My number I can't go through. I don't think you
actually you know, we don't block you. We only block you,
Mary Jane. We only block you. Well, look, you sound
like you're ready for the day. You're at the gym,
you've got the new job, you've got a great live
going on, and thanks for hanging out with us. We
appreciate it every morning knowing that you're out there. We're
gonna send you some Elvis Duran stuff. I think we

(04:28):
got a T shirt or something with our that we
scribbled our name on. Okay, thank you so much. I
love you guys. You I really got me through everything. Well,
there's more to come, so keep listening, Mary Jane, hold on,
thanks for listening to us, And there you go. People
aren't texting in on a happy birthday to Nate. Yes,

(04:48):
today birthday. It's Monday, Monday. Thank you, Danielle. It's almost here. Yeah,
but you got an early birthday, you got you? Is
this your first heavy birthday? Yeah? Yeah, I think it
actually is. Thank you. There you go. Happy birthday to Nate.
My birthday sharer. They said, I'm a special ed teacher
off on Monday, so I won't be awake to tell

(05:09):
him happy birthday. So here you go. I won't be
awake either in honor of your birthday and of course
in honor of the Great Martin Luther King Junior. We're
taking Monday off, but I help you enjoy your day. Yeah. Anyway,
we got to roll into the three things we need
to know from Gandhi. Gandhi, so much going on. Where
do you start? Let's start here. It's now up to
companies to make their workplaces as safe as possible amid

(05:32):
the COVID surge. That's the word from President Biden after
the Supreme Court blocked his nationwide vaccine mandate. He says
he's disappointed since the rules were quote grounded squarely in
both science and the law, but he did praise the
justices for allowing that mandate for seventeen million healthcare workers
at facilities that treat Medicare and Medicaid patients stand it
looks like North Korea is ramping up its testing of missiles.

(05:55):
The country reportedly fired at least two ballistic missiles today,
which is a third test in two weeks. It came
hours after North Korea warned of a strong reaction that
the US and posed more sanctions in response to those
previous launches. And if you didn't know, one of them
actually prompted the FAA to ground some Westcoats West Coast
flights this week out of an abundance of caution. And finally,

(06:16):
we've been all all of us have been talking about this.
Millions of people are bundling up and preparing to possibly
dig out from a major snowstorm that's going to happen
this weekend. It's expected to dump a foot of snow
today in parts of the Dakotas, Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, and
possibly Arkansas. Parts of Virginia and the Carolinas could also
get up to half an inch of ice, while Atlanta's
nearly four year run of no real snow could end

(06:38):
today or tomorrow. After that, the storm is gonna head
our way and slam the northeast by Monday morning. Yeah,
I can't wait to be slammed. I know, I know
you love that and you can get slammed in your
house and be said, oh yes, slammed in the house.
Fantastic getting slammed in the house. Monday morning discuss. I

(07:00):
am yeah, look at it North Korea, you know, sending
out those those missiles just to kind of those are
like military dpicts, like let me show you what I got? Yes, seriously, jerks. Anyway,
it is Friday, it is the weekend. You guys ready
to go? Yeah, let's go, come on? What Up? What Up?

(07:20):
Is jay Z? What's Up? Machine? With Elvis Durrand in
the Morning Shot. After a busy holiday season, Hello Fresh
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(07:44):
love all the random stuff that comes out on the
d ms. Yeah, someone sent this to me, Elvis. How
do I tell Mom I hate her pie? Oh oh?
And I originally thought ate her pie, hate her pie.
Is that something you need to tell your mom? Well, okay,
so they send me. Okay, there's a lot to this, dude,

(08:05):
Do you want to unpack this thing right here? Yeah,
Mom's never been a great cook, but since Dad's always
handled most of the cooking, it's never been much of
an issue. Ten years ago, she decided to make me
a pie for my thirtieth birthday, and since everyone in
the family was trying to be nice, we pretended to
enjoy it, but secretly everyone threw it out when she
wasn't looking. Oh well, because she thinks we all liked it.
She's been making this pie for everyone's birthday every single year,

(08:30):
and it gets worse every year. How do we break
it to her that we want her to stop making pie?
We love you, Mom, just stay out of the kitchen.
So okay, I'm not really as concerned about the quandary
that is floating around this family. I'm just I think
it's funny that they're reaching out to us. Who are
we to receive nobody requests for like consultation on family matters? Right?

(08:54):
I don't don't you guys think they should just suck
it up and pretend they liked the pie from the
kind of day yeaheah. She's putting so much time and
effort in today, she's trying to present something from her
heart and doesn't this follow what was it the sufi
he gays, we're talking about it, the Sufie gates Yeafi gates. Yes,
well no, but you said one of those sufie Gate

(09:15):
rules is don't say something and let's just beneficial. Well
it's beneficial. Mom's wasting time on pie and we're throwing
it away and she's looking the other way. Just put
some whip cream on it, like a lot of whip cream.
You can get through it, come on, I know. But
if you're a lactose intolerance, you eat that whip cream
and you crap your pants. Well okay, okay, okay, okay.
So this answers my question. This is why people send
us things like this, because obviously we do have answers. Okay,

(09:38):
we do. Suck it up and eat your mom's pop.
I mean, look, my kids tell me all the time
when my stuff sucks. I'm like, ma, not for anything.
But whatever you put on that steak was not good.
Like they've got no problem telling me. So you know,
I know, maybe someone in the family could develop a
fake allergy to an ingredient in the pie and say sorry,

(09:58):
we can't do this anymore. Well, all right, anyway again,
send all you know what I tell you what if
you want our help, don't send us the deep stuff.
Don't send us the stuff that has to do with
like mental health and serious issues. Send us the stuff
about you know, Mom's pie tastes like crap. Yes, we
can handle those. Feel free to DM Danielle all your questions. Yeah, well,

(10:20):
thank you so much. You should, you should. We got
to get into your horoscopes, producer, Sam, who are you
doing them with? How about Froggy on this fine Friday? Yeah?
Would you have for dinner last night? Oh? That's also
because of Froggy. I was scrolling Instagram and I saw
he had shrimp casadillas and that was it. He selected
my dinner last night. All right, let's go, what do
we have? All right? If you celebrate a birthday today,

(10:42):
you celebrate with Dave Grohl, He's fifty three, Llo Cool
j is fifty four, and Jason Bateman is fifty three
as well. Capricorn, you've been waiting forever to make a change,
and now is the time, the opportunity has finally arrived.
Your day is a nine Aquarius. A close friend is
being honest. You might not want to, but you definitely
need to hear the truth. Your days of seven Pisces.

(11:04):
Getting past your insecurities is key. There is nothing to
be afraid of, so get a move on your day.
It's a five aries. Be completely truthful when speaking to
an associate today. Don't try and bend the truth or
spare feelings. It's too urgent. Your days of six Taurus,
keep at it. Something special is heading your way that
will bring you the energy to reach your goals. Your
day is a seven Gem and I go ahead and

(11:25):
speak your mind freely. You're amongst friends and people who
agree with you. Your days and eight cancer. Love with
all your heart today, share your happiness and enjoy with
others who know you best. Your day it's at nine Leo.
You are so ready to leave an unhappy incident in
the past where it belongs. There's no reason to rethink
your decisions. Your days of ten Virgo, it's time to
put some distance between you and a petty situation. There

(11:48):
is no resolution right now. Your day is an eight Libra.
Being too generous could backfire. Save your energy and time
on those who truly appreciate you your days of nine Scorpio.
Now is not the time to take a chance or
make changes. It's important to remain patient. Your day isn't eight.
And finally, Sagittarius, don't be surprised if someone who took
advantage of you realizes it and wants back in, it's

(12:11):
too late. You stand firm. Yes, your day is a
six and those are your finding oney horoscopes. Excellent done,
Thank you. Up next, Daniel's first report of the day,
the last day of the week. What do you have
coming up, Danielle. Well, we're following Britney Spears and her
sister on Instagram and that's getting interesting. And Cardi B
said something really really deep in court yesterday. She did. Yeah,

(12:33):
it's crazy. Why'd she wait till she was in court?
Well you'll see all right, that and more on the
way after this, I'm driving to work. It's a great
day and I always omit a great mood. Let's thank
you guys now, mister Ran in the morning show. Something
interesting happened last night. Several of us had the same
Hello fresh dinner and we all made it in our

(12:53):
own kitchens. The pecan crusted chicken last night? How'd you do, Froggy?
You had actually last week? How was it for you
last week? Okay, thanks for all. I know that Alex
and his mom had the pecan crusted chicken last night.
I made the burgers last weight. Oh my gosh, I
don't know what they put in those onions, but I

(13:15):
caramelized them. And then they had this like jam thing
that you had to make and it was oozing off
the burger. It was so good, it was so want
it again. Okayz off the burger? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you
had me at ooze. Anyway, Look, you know it's a
new year. It's time to it's a focus on things
you need to get your life in order. And so
going to the store and shopping and making sect of

(13:36):
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Let Hollo Fresh do it for you. They have over
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Hello Fresh dot com slash Elvis. Check out with the
code to Elvis Elvis Duran. In the morning shower, we're
playing that song Ghost by Justin Bieber on Z one
hundred here in New York. Now I'm listening to the
conversations going on about this song and Diamond says, you
ruined this song for me. Oh like Diamond. First of all,

(14:43):
producer Sam ruined it for Diamond. What did you tell her? Sam?
I think it's a song about murder. Oh, here we go.
It really sounds like that crazy psycho X who's like,
if I can't have you, nobody can. I guess I'm
going to settle for the ghost of you. That's what
I get from the song. I don't think it's romantic.
I'm afraid of him now. I don't know. I think
we've heard him talk about it. I don't think murder

(15:04):
was a part of the I don't know, Diamond, what
did you get out of this conversation? I am scorned
at this point. I'm done with her if you messed
it up for me. I can never listen to the
song without asking, whoever i'm around, do you think he's
talking about killing this woman? What do you think? I
can't enjoy it anymore? And I love the song. It's
still a beautiful song. I don't think he's about murder.

(15:26):
I don't think so. I think it's about the happy
time that they had together, and all he's left with
is this memory of the person. His phrasing is very convenient.
If you just read the lyrics with the no context,
it's extremely questionable. Are you serious? No? No? Really? Are
you serious? Yes? That's how I feel about this song.
I know some people thought it was written about Selena
Gomez at some point at one point. Again, this is

(15:47):
all an out of context theory. She's still alive, right, Yes,
she's okay. The words are since the love that you
left is all that I get. I want you to
know that if I can't be close to you, I
settle for the ghost of you. You think that, so
I'm going to murder you? That's right. Maybe I watched
too much television, but yes, that's what I think. I
think you are. The leiting paragraph though, he says, I

(16:07):
know you crossed a bridge that I can't follow. So
that could be about about somebody who either left him
or maybe somebody who did die sadly, why do they
have to be murdered? Yeah, maybe they weren't murdered, Maybe
they just passed on, right, Gandhi, Here is what gets
us into problems in trouble in life, where we start
overthinking things and it turns an innocent song that's kind

(16:31):
of really great and really tender and beautiful about a
love that just couldn't last into a murder scene with
like blood spatter all over the wall. Right, A plus
for imagination, you know, I mean, I'm with you there,
But wait a minute, isn't that what they say? Are
to say that they want us to interpret the song
the way we want to. So if that's what wants,

(16:53):
if I want to murder, then give it to her,
and that's what he gave me. Okay, well, if you've
seen the video right with the video Diane Kenton as
his mother. Oh no, I've heard of it. I have
to I have to watch it. I haven't watched it. Okay,
we'll cross over. Just go watch the video. Let's we'll
end it at that. This is becoming so irritating. Okay,
Oh my god, I still like the murder theory, but yes,

(17:14):
I will. Good, you go with that, Danielle. He ready
to go, all right, daniel Yeah, if you can take
each story you do and like embellish it and turn
it into a story that it really isn't Okay, Well
let's start with this one. Then the internet one crazy
because Prianka Chopra changed her Instagram and Twitter handles from
Prianka chop brought Jonas to Jess Priyanka Chopra. So now

(17:36):
everybody was like, oh, what is going on? She says, yes,
she says, everything is fine. It's just you know, sometimes
it's just gets so crazy. She says, it's it drives
her nut. Says she knows every picture she posts people
zoom in on every single detail. She says, we're planning
our future. We're planning our family. So everything is okay.

(17:56):
So there you go. So I don't know if you've
been following Britney Spears on her say so Jamie lyndspears well.
In Jamie's new book Things I Should Have Said, it
reveals that her sister Brittany once locked them in a
room together while holding a knife. She doesn't say when
it happened, but yeah, those things and more will be
in this new book. And we all know that Jamie's
been doing interviews talking about it and stuff. So yesterday

(18:18):
Brittany took to social First of all, she's sick. She
has one hundred and four degree fever and she's not
feeling well. And she's like, I'm looking at my phone
while I'm lying here with this one hundred and four
degree fever seeing my sister promote her book, you know,
And she just goes on and on saying how disappointed
she is in her family, how they really took all
of her stuff, all of her music, everything that she

(18:41):
did and tried to take credit for it and make
it their owns, and they ruined her dreams. You have
to read her post. It's a very long post and
it's very very interesting. So yeah, then Cardie B was
in court because there was this blogger who put out
alleged lies about her a couple of years back, and
so Cardi was in court talking about it, and she

(19:02):
said that she wanted to kill herself when these lies
came out. It was back in twenty eighteen, twenty nineteen,
and the woman had said that Cardy was a prostitute
and contracted multiple STDs, and so Cardi said it was
right after she had culture. She didn't want to sleep
with her husband. She felt like she didn't deserve her daughter.
She said, she felt like she didn't deserve to be alive.

(19:24):
So really really sad. Yesterday, also we were talking about
Kodak Black. Remember he was grinding on that girl at
the game, the Panther Florida Panthers game, and people were like, well,
are there going to be charges because he was definitely
having sex with her. Well, he was not having sex
with her. Actually, officers were in the suite when it
was happening. They did say to him, Hey, I think

(19:45):
you should slow it down a little bit, and he said,
no problem. They you know, they stopped, but they were
not having sex. They were just dancing or grinding whatever
you want to say, So everything is fine there. So
I thought this was interesting. Olivia Coppo was getting ready
to board a flight to Cobo and she was wearing
yoga pants, a little crop top bra, and an open sweater,

(20:06):
so you saw her stomach, you saw her shoulders and everything.
They told her. The airline told her, you're dressed inappropriately.
You have to cover up or you can't fly with us.
So her boyfriend had to take off his sweatshirt and
put it on her, and then he posted pictures of
himself freezing on the airplane with his arms inside his sleeves, saying,

(20:26):
this is what happens when your girlfriend can't dress right
and you have to give her your sweatshirt, you freeze
on the airplane. So it's crazy. I didn't know you
how to like really cover up like that on an airplane.
It's kind of Yeah, a lot of people, so that's
happened a few times, And there was this big controversy
over a girl who said it was only being enforced
because she was a bigger girl, and there were other
smaller girls dressed the exact same way who weren't getting

(20:47):
really the same attention. Yeah, so I think maybe now
they're enforcing all of that. Also, did you see this
CoP's investigating Kanye for allegedly punching an autograph seeker. So
TMZ posted this video yesterday the guys on the floor.
Kanye is yelling at people that work for him. He's screaming,

(21:07):
get away from me. To this woman that we think
is his cousin. She's telling him to calm down. She's saying,
give me your hand. I'm your family. And then supposedly
he had told a small group of people, no pictures.
You don't know what I'm going through, and then somebody
said it's okay, we all go through family stuff. And
then he apparently lost it and punched this guy. So
this is an investigation that's going on right now, so

(21:29):
we'll keep you posted on it. What are we watching
some WWE Friday Night SmackDown? You've got some RuPaul's Drag Race.
Amazon gives you a hotel Transylvania, Transformania. I can't wait.
I love every single movie in that franchise and it's
gonna be so fun. Archive eighty one over on Netflix. Also,
you have The House over on Netflix, and that is
my Danielle Report. Okay, back to the lyrics of the

(21:49):
song and the video Ghost by Justin Bieber. Brian and
English teachers sent to text in and he said he
was so excited. He said, what you guys just did
going on and on and on about about the different
storylines that could be from those lyrics. You just did
a literary analysis and I loved it, Brian. I just

(22:11):
thought it was a bunch of garbage, exaggerating things that
aren't true. So good morning Brian, first of all, and
tell us what you're thinking. Good morning, hello lady. Yes,
so I think when we're younger, we always say to
our English teachers, why do we do this? The author
didn't want us to do this? And then I think

(22:32):
as we get older, when we read or when we
listen to music, we have our own transaction with that text. Right,
every single thing you read, we have we come to
it with our own experiences. So I think when we
listen to those Justin Bieber lyrics, yes, based on our
own experiences, we might think it's a love song or
about memories that he had, or depending on what we

(22:54):
watch or hopefully have not experienced, we think it's a
song about murder. And I think that's what makes the
English language. So beautiful. Wow. And it's in other words,
we could be projecting our own lives onto the storyline.
So in the video, in the video it's Justin Bieber.
His grandmother is Diane Keaton, and he is helping her

(23:15):
get through the loss of her husband. Is what it is?
But that but that's their video, that's their interpretation. And
as Danielle said, a lot of these artists when they
come in, we ask you what their songs are about,
Brian and they say, well, I meant for it to
be about this, but I want you to kind of
like lay your template over this this song and make
it what you want it to be about. So you're saying,

(23:37):
there is literary analysis, is what it is? That's literary Yep,
that's our own transaction with the text. And I think
that's absolutely beautiful. Wow. Do you guys realize how deep
this is? We've never been acknowledged as doing anything, you know,
beyond surface here the way are you? Are you married?

(23:57):
You probably turn in so many people on right now
they're like, yeah, this guy's deep. I have a boyfriend
I'm very much in love with. Oh, there you go,
Well you can have more than one, right now we're
Danielle Danielle. Maybe he doesn't want more than Okay, I'm
just saying. I'm just I mean, are you like monogamous shaming? Brian?

(24:19):
Let him be on with his boyfriend. Hey, listen, Brian,
thank you for calling in, and thank you for making
us feel smarter than we truly deserve to feel. I
appreciate it. Have a great day. Okay, Oh, thank you?
I go by bye? All right, bye? All right, there
you go. Wow. Look look at what we did there.
We didn't even know we did. I know, I've learned
so much about myself. Yeah, okay, so I'm gonna make

(24:39):
fun of you returning a simple, little, beautiful, tender song
about a grandmother's passing of her husband into a murder scene.
That's what I look from my life. All right, Do
you have some feel goods ready to go? I do.
It was not set to make up for what you've done.
All right, go better, all right. So Dusty Tellavera, she's
twenty three years old. She's from Denver, and she was
looking out her window the other day and saw three

(25:01):
children playing on ice when boom, the ice broke, and
the kids fell in the pond and with absolutely no
regard for her safety. This woman threw on shoes, ran
over to the kids and went into the water. She
was able to pull the four year old out and
the eleven year old out pretty quickly, but someone else
had to come to help her get the six year
old out, and it happened just in time. Because if

(25:23):
you go to elvistran dot com, we're putting up rescue
footage from the officers and they did have to perform CPR,
but they say she's going to make it, and it's
one hundred percent because of the quick actions of Dusty.
So you are one badass twenty three year old woman.
And please make sure your kids know not to play
on frozen ponds unsupervised. And if you have a story
that deserves to be featured, email me Sam at elvistran

(25:46):
dot com, subject line feel goods. Thank you Sam. Well,
now that we've analyzed the lyrics and the meaning of
the song, ghost are there are the songs we need
to take to the next level. And you let the
dogs out, the dogs out, It's more than just opening
a gate and dogs coming out, right. Yeah, for Wopka,
there's clearly many meanings of that. Wow. How much further

(26:09):
could we take that? I don't know. We're back after this.
Let's go. We should take a break before things get
out of hand. We'll be back after this. His voice
is instantly recognizable. Duran in The Morning Show. Hey, it's
Gary Jones. Don't let a cold keep you from being awesome.
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Duran in the Morning Show. So anyone watched anything Fun
last night? Acapulco? Oh gosh, you know what? Isn't it great?
It's just fun. I just love it. And I'm only

(26:51):
letting myself watch one episode a day because I want
to stretch it out because I'm loving it so much.
It really is fun. It's fun. What's that? Gandhi Insecure
on HBO. This was the last season and it was
like such a great show. So I was rewatching it
yesterday because Diamond and I were having conversations about what
a great show it is. Man, I'm bummed that it's over.
It's one of those don't you hate when that happens? Yea,

(27:12):
because they become family. These characters become family, and I
feel like you have to wait one so long for
another season, or if it's over totally, you're like, oh
my gosh, my family's gone. Yeah. We got into some
very cerebral content last night watching uh Jeopardy and Wheel
of Fortune. Oh okay, we were there. It's been so

(27:33):
it's been so long since I've just you knowtern on
network TV. What's on? And we watched, you know, so
uh Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune and it was what
it was, you know, and you yelled at the screen.
And then you know, bankruptcy. You know, it's I get
so much intrigue. I always get mad when when the
bankruptcy happens and they've been greedy. I go, good, you

(27:55):
were greedy. You had enough money there and you could
have done what you needed to do, but you were greedy.
I think that's the producers telling them that exact same thing, like,
you know, you had a shot here for a second,
you got greedy. You're gone, right, maybe terrible. Then on
the other hand, someone said, I'm ready to solve the puzzle,
and the only things like four dollars right now. That
makes no sense to me. They get so excited. I

(28:15):
think they couldn't. I think that would be me. I beg,
oh my god, I know this. I gotta solve it.
I just want to get something right. But there's only
like three letters showing and you figure it out, and
there's like forty thousand other letters where someone can make
some money, including you. You gotta go for it. No,
I'd rather have five dollars and just know that I
want okay, at least exactly exactly obviously. You know, when
you're on wheel of fortune, they tell you must scream

(28:38):
out the answers slowly. Yes, they do. Can you imagine
living a life like that. It's like, it's like scary
when he's having a conversation with someone who's maybe looking
Asian whatever, and he speaks like this to make sure
they understand his English, and they're like, hey, bro, I'm
you know, speaking English here. You know it's all good.
Grew up in La thanks exactly scary. I feel like

(29:03):
I don't do that anymore? Why not, I assu you know,
I just talk to everybody normally. I stopped yesterday. Yeah,
talk talk to kids like kids. They say, you're not
supposed to talk to your kids like like this. You're
supposed to talk to kids like adults, because then they'll
actually learn better and quicker, and they'll speak like adults quicker. Yeah,
they need to know that there's a world out that

(29:24):
where people speak to them normally. And note, I'm sorry,
why are you talking him a son like that? He's fourteen?
But you know it's so you know, you meet someone
from another country and you know, and they're trying their
best to master the English language, and so look, you
do need to slow down when you speak with them.

(29:44):
Sometimes I get that because when I know, I know,
when I'm in France or Italy or whatever, if they
if they're speaking their language, I can someone understand it.
But they have to go slowly and I can get it,
and they don't mind doing it. Typically, But when you
stop and scream, ye, we want to introduce you to
New York pizza. Okay, well we can hear you. It's okay.

(30:06):
Is that funny? How we do that? Why we don't
do it? I don't do that. My dad does it. Now.
Keep in mind, my dad is an immigrant with an accent,
and when he hears someone else who has an accent.
He just starts talking very loudly in broken English. My dad,
you don't need that. Why do you think somebody else
needs that? Stoppach. He's so cute. He's so cute. Dad
is so cute. I can't cut the relationship between you

(30:30):
and your dad is really great. Yeah, I love him.
But man, when we're at restaurants or wherever, I if
a waiter comes over and he does that as soon
as he's done, I'm like, I'm so sorry. I don't
know what's wrong with him? Yeah, what frog? I can't
go anywhere. I mean at the point now, I can't
go anywhere with my dad anywhere. I mean, going to
home depot is stressful, going to the grocery store is
I mean, I'm like, you've seen that the I think

(30:53):
it's the progressive commercials where it's like learning not to
be your parents and my dad. We're not going to
have a conversation with every single person in the store.
You're gonna miss it. When he's gone. And then he
says to me, Okay, fine, I'll just sit in the car.
Then I'm like, all right, cool, No, he probably won't.
Oh yeah, because there are things about my dad that
I go, oh, gosh, Dad, don't do that. Now, I'm like,

(31:15):
oh gosh, could you do that one more time? You
know what I mean? Like, yeah, there's got to okay,
there's gotta be something that your dad used to do
that you don't miss and that's okay. There's nothing you
shouldn't feel guilty about it. No, I guess not, but
you know, yeah, dads will be dead. Dad will be dead.
You know when I'm gonna miss my dad the most?
Oh my gosh, So I have to go to court
for a ticket. Um, sometimes I don't know if it's

(31:38):
later in a couple of months, and I know I
have it in my in my phone. He always came
with me, and he always helped me, and he was
always next to me. And now he's not going to
be next to me. And I'm like, I don't know
what I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna be lost. I'm
gonna need someone to come with me. He's there with you,
you know that. Hey switching gears um. First of all,
the other day, I'm like, can we stop having COVID conversations?

(32:02):
I mean, we're all really pretty much learning how to
maneuver through this. Do we really have to make it
the topic of a conversation, Well, if it's a fun one, less,
let's do it. Um. There's a guy who says he
lost an inch and a half from the length of
his wiener as a result of COVID. Oh god, he said,

(32:23):
my penis has shrunk? Is that a side of fact?
I didn't even know that. He says he's in his thirties.
July of last year, he contracted, He contracted COVID, was
very sick, and when he got out of the hospital,
he has some erectile dysfunction issues. And then he's like
he's connecting the dots and it looks as if, yeah,

(32:44):
he's coming up short. And he says that, yeah, he's
going to a doctor to try to get his inch
and a half back. Oh wow, I wonder where I
really can't afford to get this? What was that? Gandhi?
I wonder where it went? Like it just melts it off?
Can you get it back? How would you even try? Well?
I don't know. I guess I'm not really an expert

(33:06):
in like how that works. We gotta call this guy, well,
despite the pargnosis coming up short, he received from his
doom and gloom doctor. Both urologists who worked with him
agreed that rehabilitative practices like doing penis push ups and
purchasing a penis vacuum could restore the length over time.
Wait a minute, how do you do penis push ups?

(33:28):
Does Dyson have one of these vacuums and a penis
push up? I don't know, pumps you see? No, No,
it's when you you go down to do push ups,
but you pull your hands up off the air and
your penis does all the work. Oh oh right, it's
like a kickstand. I don't know. I'm guessing that you're
buying into everything I'm saying now. I'm just thinking about

(33:48):
the penis vacuum or whatever you said that thing was.
How do you how does that work? I thought there
were specific warnings against doing things like that to your diinger.
Well maybe, well, maybe there's one that's you know, that's
made just for this. I don't know, find out, guys,
someone if anyone knows it. Scotty B. Scotty, was there

(34:11):
a vacuum you can use to get your inch and
a half back? I've seen the pumps. They have electric
ones too, but I've never tried one, so I'm not
sure if it works. You know what, Okay, I just
gotta be honest with you. I don't know if I
want to hook anything that's connected to the wall onto
my thing. Yeah, yeah, I don't know if throwing a
hair dryer in the hot tub. I don't want to
be a part of that. Anyway, we can move on

(34:35):
if you want. You know the visual I have in
my head right now? No, what do we want to
hear this? Do we do? We want to hear this?
You're man, You're very strong if you can push your
whole body up and do push after the phenis. I know.
It reminds me of those like weird strong man competitions
where they'll like tie a chain around it and see
how much they can pull and how many weights they

(34:56):
can You know, yes, you've never seen the videos. God,
there's a world out there are awful. It's all on
TikTok or YouTube or whatever. Yeah, I know, what are
you gonna do? I don't have one and it hurts
you got another DM just a few minutes ago. We're

(35:16):
talking about someone who DMS earlier because they don't like
their mother's birthday pies. I don't know they wanted our advice. Now,
this is someone who has a dilemma. I don't want
my fiance to have a raunchy bachelor party. My fiance
getting we're getting married in March. I trust him, but
his best at the best man. His best man is

(35:37):
a well established womanizer, well established, well established. Okay, my
fiance is telling me his best man's plans for the
bachelor party. I don't want him to have any part
of this. Is it wrong for me to put restrictions
on what they do at his bachelor party? Oh? Funny?
Once again people coming to us for advice. Yeah, I

(35:58):
don't think I'm the person to ask about this. Well,
why because I never care. I don't really get jealous
about things. I'm like, have fun. I trust you. If
you're going to marry somebody, hopefully you trust them as well.
Let them go have fun. And a lot of times
that bachelor party is for your friends anyway, So whatever cares.
But well, she's like asking should I put restrictions? I

(36:18):
don't know if you have a problem with it. I
don't think restrictions or that's proper. But saying, hey, this
makes me uncomfortable. And then let them know, right, you know,
if it does make you uncomfortable, Yeah, frog, no, exactly that.
I think you could say, hey, these things make me uncomfortable.
I would hope that you don't do that. But there
has to be a trust factor. But oftentimes the bachelor
party is much more for everybody else than it is

(36:39):
for the quote bachelor. It's not for him. He's really
not the one that even wants to do it. It's
everybody else who's caged and hasn't been out in three years,
and then head for them to go out and act
like it gets more or less what it's for. Well,
but we've also heard situations where the bachelor or the
groom does get into trouble and he does partake. His
friends get him drunk and say, hey man, it's your

(37:01):
last chance to dance, let's go. It's like, it's not
your last chance. Your last chance went out the door.
When you guys started dating officially. One would think you
would think they go when your friends are there and
they're getting you drunk and they throw someone on your lap,
you know what sor oh my god. So now we
have two interesting topics going here. We're juggling the topic jugglers.

(37:21):
In effect, we got people who were losing inches because
of covid and then we have people who are afraid
they're fiance is gonna diddle at the bachelor party. Oh,
what's tile about? On line twenty four, let's go see
hey ty, what's up? Hey man? What's going on? And uh, yeah,
what's going on? Hey? So I got covid um almost

(37:46):
a year ago. Yeah, and so my penis was it
was nine and a half inches on and now it's
only seven and a half. No, really, so that's two
whole inches now? Yeah? Yeah, Well so did anyone did
you ask anyone, like a doctor, like what this is about? Um?

(38:09):
So actually yes, and he couldn't really explain it. But like,
I have no clue how the h bro the two
inches went. What's got to be somewhere it is? That's
a I think you'll be okay, but you know, no,
you'll be okay, but you look, look if you're used
to having this and now you don't have it anymore,

(38:30):
I think you're ye, it's tiny. Now, do not shame him.
That's not nice. Self esteem seven Like he's good, you're

(38:54):
good with that doesn't matter. No, no, no no, no, no, No,
it's not to say. Let's say you live in a
mansion and someone comes over in the halls half of
it and you're still live in a big house. It's
not the same. It's not yours. You don't go down
to the homeless shelter and tell those people that you
only have this small house. Other people dealing with less
than seven we're good. I'm not. I'm not talking about
the actual length and that stuff. I'm talking about what

(39:15):
you had versus and then you lost it because of COVID.
That's the conversation. No, No, you should be thankful for
what you had. Yeah, everyone should be thankful for what
everyone has. But it's okay. Well, look, if you ever
find out what's going on there, you get it. You
get in touch with us, okay, Tye, let us know.
Thank you very much. Have a good day, you guys.
Stop he stopped shaming our listeners and a half time.

(39:39):
I'm not. I'm not shaming. I'm saying he went to
bed at Jeff Bezos, he woke up as Bill Gates.
But now he's calling me to tell me that he's poor,
like shamed all the guys in the room. Wait, no, no,
you're comparing penis size to the amount of money having
a bank. No, no, I'm just I'm trying to use
an analogy. It's like going to bed with one hundred dollars,

(39:59):
waking up with eighty and then calling the guy who's
got two bucks over here and going, hey, I'm poor. No,
no, no no, the guy with two bucks would still like
to have eighty. He'd be haven't. Well, we don't even
know if he was being completely honest, but whatever sound
whatever was going on, it was fun. That's my god.
I just loved Gandhi Daniel. Didn't you how the guys

(40:21):
he erupted in on the show, like, yeah, I know
as soon as he dropped the oiler it used to
be not in a half inches. You saw every single
one of these guys like he was trying to flex
on us, is what he was trying to do. Absolutely,
whatever he said he lost two inches. If he did,

(40:43):
he lost two inches, that's a that's a major difference.
I Mean, there's a conversation there about COVID changing the
people's being, But I just think the guys in this
room would have felt better if somebody with five inches
called and now they're like, you know, three inches but
this wasn't about the feeling. This wasn't about our guys
and the feeling bad. This is about someone talking about
what happened to him. I know as to think that

(41:03):
that that guy as sad as I feel for him
for allegedly losing his two inches, I feel bad for
all of the people who are seven and a half
and under who he just called tiny, Right, that's the
way I have for him. It's all relative is tiny,
Oh dear God. Okay, okay, we'll move on. Let's get

(41:24):
into the three things we need to know? All right?
What's name? Isn't that a blessing in disguise? Don't most
women prefer like around seven? Like nine nine sounds? You know,
everyone's doing everyone's different, Everyone's different. We hooked that around
all day, tired curiously. Okay, all right, you guys are

(41:46):
the worst. This is why I love you slash hate you.
He's got to register that thing. Okay, all right, all right, right, alright, okay,
stop it all stopped right here. Sorry, sorry, Let's get
into the three things we need to know, carefully choosing
your first story right and okay, go okay. That massive

(42:07):
winter storm we've been talking about is already starting and
it's gonna cause some travel nightmares for millions of people
this weekend. People across Georgia, Virginia, and the Carolinas are
being told to brace for dangerous snow and ice that
could cause power outages. Atlanta, which hasn't really had any
measurable snow in nearly four years, could get some today
or tomorrow. The storm is also expected to dump a

(42:28):
foot of snow in the Dakotas, Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, possibly Arkansas,
and then head to the Northeast where we're supposed to
get slammed by Monday. Thousands of packages from Amazon and
other retailers are being stolen from cargo containers near downtown LA.
I don't know if you guys saw this video, but
Casey Al in Los Angeles has footage of the Union

(42:51):
Pacific tracks in the Lincoln Heights neighborhood and it shows
the tracks just littered with empty packages where thieves have
been rating these cargo containers and then just chuck the
packaging off of these trains. The packages from Amazon, Arii
and other companies were being shipped to all customers across
the country. Union Pacific has released a statement saying they're
taking steps to address the criminal activity and is working

(43:12):
with law enforcement to get this figured out. And finally, Danielle,
this one's for you. Oh. The CDC is saying a
recent salmonella outbreak in twenty five states may be linked
to people who got a little too close to their
bearded dragons. Are with Tonka. Almost fifty people have gotten
salmonella in the last twelve months, with fifteen of them

(43:32):
requiring hospitalizations. Three of the thirty three infected twenty one
said that they had owned and touched their bearded dragon,
maybe given it some cuddles and kisses, let it got
to get let them get too close to the face.
A November sample from one belonging to a sick person
revealed a salmonella strain close to what is seen in
human infections. So they're saying, if you have a bearded dragon,

(43:53):
do not kiss it, or cuddle it, or let it
get close to you. Yeah, we're good. I'm not making
out with Tonka. Okay. If I a bearded dragon, one percent,
I would kiss it without a doubt, right on the belly. Okay,
And those are your three things, and there you go.
Thank you. Haitian's COVID hit. Have you measured your bearded
dragon rear? He does seem a little smaller. All right,

(44:14):
we've got your phone tap all the way after this
is Elvis Duranding. Goodbye, my lady and the Morning Show. Elvis,
Elvis Durandy, Elvis durand phone tap. All right, Garrett, what's
your phone tap all about? Today? Samantha wants to play
a phone tap on our boyfriend Greg. Now, Greg's about
to go hunting for the first time ever, but he's

(44:35):
been waiting on his permit to go hunting and he
hasn't received it in the mail. So I'm going to
start the call to Greg letting him know why he
hasn't received that permit yet. Huh. All right, you're gonna
mess with Greg about his hunting permit. Yes, what happens?
Phone tap? Greg? Hi, My name is Barnet Stinton over
at the POS office calling about your permit. Oh yeah, yeah,

(44:57):
I told that paperwork a long time ago. Right, yeah,
I know about that. Um, we're going to have to
go ahead and deny you your permit for hunting this season. Good,
I was there something? No, Um, everything seemed to be
filled out right, that's not the issue. As we were
doing your background check, we saw that there's a warrant

(45:17):
out for your arrest for your shoplifting deodorant from the
local convenience store. What are you talking about? How does
that even the factor into a hunting license? The police
will sit with you and discuss further what they could do.
Anyone would that have any relevance on hunting like? There
cannot be any outstanding warrants against you before we hand

(45:38):
you a license. It was petty sat I didn't kill anybody, okay, Sarah,
Well still it is a matter of breaking the law.
It was deodorant. It was school there. What are you
talking about? How does that affect the hunting like? This
all could have been taken care of when I called
your house and spoke to our Francine four months ago,
told her to pass along the message that there was

(45:59):
an issue with you four months ago. This is well,
this is the first time hearing about how is this
a war for my arresting you guys? You're telling me
now that this is this is an issue? All right?
You want to know what you guys? This is this
is a this is on your I'm doing it anyway, sir.
You do know these calls are recorded, So you are
admitting that you're about to hunt without a license. Don't

(46:20):
shouldn't matter. I have a license. You guys, stop, it's
not on me. Oh my goodness. All right, We're gonna
let him sit with that for a few minutes. I
want you to call him back and act like you
totally forgot to let him know that the police called. Okay,
all right, great, Hello, Hey, what's up to the text message?

(46:44):
Did police call the house or did someone from the
Fishing Game office call the house? When? Well, this day
is about four months ago. Dude, I'm not gonna be
on hal I don't remember. I mean, oh my god,
all right, well I remember we generally there's a warrant
out for my arrest from some charge told ten years ago.

(47:06):
So no, I have go deal with going hunting. I'm lucky.
If I don't get pulled over, I can get hold
of jail. I got warrant theoldorant thing, I mean, that's
the odorant thing. It's still I think I sort of
remember this. I'm sorry, babe, I didn't realize that this
was gonna go with the hunting thing, and I just

(47:27):
I don't know. I had a lot going on that day.
I had to go get my nails done. You know,
when you get a phone call like that in the
middle of everything, it's hard to remember. So what are
you talking about? An you go to jail, Okay, it's
there's my mother bathroom, brown the hall. What are you doing,
Greg doing? I'm trying to stay out of jail and

(47:48):
there's no place to have a conversation here, So I'm
walking the bathroom like a talking to you. Hey Greg, Hello, Greg,
My name's Garrett from Elvis Duran in the Morning Jail,
and you just got phone tap by your girlfriend. I
got your hunting permitting. The mallet's in my purse. You
can still go this weekend, A good right. That's the

(48:09):
warrant out for my refuge. PONAP was prerecorded permission granted
by All Party Space Duran Phone tab Money Duran in
the Morning Show. Hey, hello, lady, Hello lady. This is
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. So how long do

(48:31):
you think the gummy craze is gonna? I mean everything,
half everything I take every day is in gummy form,
like my fiber, my multi vitamin, my D three and
what else. There's something else it's all gummy. It's all gummy,
and it's like, oh, because it's kind of fun to
eat the gummy and it's kind of you know, it's
fruity and it's candy ish. It's still at the end

(48:52):
of the day, it's still easier just to swallow a pill,
isn't it. Yeah, But a lot of people can't swallow pills, right.
They hate it, They write their body yeah, fight them. Well,
I tell you what. I popped that chewy old CVS
melatonin and gummy last night. I slept like a dream.
It was great. My friend, my friend Lydia as you know,
he says, you know what, I love taking those nighttime

(49:12):
melatonin gummies because I dream. I have dreams, so all
night like it was weird dreams, like an elephant, you know,
walks in the room, starts talking to me and then
you know how it is awesome. Yeah, I know. But melatonin, no,
it hits everyone in a different way. But I slept
really great last night. That's why I'm so chipper and
ready for love. Yes, yes, someone has. Someone wanted to

(49:33):
say something, was it you, froggy? I don't know some
men multi vitamins. I can't the way they taste, in
the way they smell, I can't do it. So that's
why I have to do the gummy form because I
don't like that. That's that smell or taste. Yeah, it
makes sure you eat a little something before he takes
those vitamins, otherwise you'll bar from right on. Oh yeah yeah.
What about who on the show takes the most pills?
I think it's probably Nate. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know, Froggy.

(49:56):
Are you taking a lot of pills? I do some pills,
but then I do some injection as well, so I
don't know if the pill county wins. The needle always wins.
But yeah, how many pills will take a day? Do
you take? I mean with a heart valve and two strokes?
I'm on. I used to be I think I'm ten,
but now I'm just down to four. So it's not bad.

(50:19):
That's good. Yeah. Are you taking blood thinners? No? I
take a baby asprint. I'm off the blood thinners now.
Oh my god, I forgot my baby asprint today. Don't
forget the baby asprin and milligrams. The other day I
had a headache I wanted to take asprint and all
I had with baby asprints. I had to take like
forty of them. Yeah, well, because they're like tiny little doses, right,
Like you have to like do the math. I think

(50:41):
it's like, isn't it like eight baby asprint equals one
asprint or something like that or sixteen or something like that,
because it's eighty one milligrams, right, So I mean it's
a tiny pill. So you got to really get a
handful of those, baby. Yes, you feel like you're overdosing,
like all these pills in your mouth. They some of
them fall out, roll across the floor. Anyway, Oh, this
is not a free money phone tap. That was not

(51:03):
a free money from tap. We just did. People are
calling in trying to win money. Hello, calm down now,
mister moneybags. The bank is closed, but we do have
the Danielle Report. Danielle, let's go. I'm gonna choot my
multi vitamin gummies while you do the Okay, all right,
So baby Shark still doing well. It's so crazy. The
viral song that annoyed the heck out of us but

(51:25):
kids loved has become the first video on YouTube to
reach ten billion views. You guys, remember back in November
of twenty twenty, it had already become the most viewed
video of all time when it passed Desposito, which I
never thought that would happen. Never thought anybody could pass
that one, but it did so crazy. Steph Curry is
shopping a book a ten He wants ten million dollars

(51:45):
and they're saying he could definitely get him that and
make him ten million dollars richer. It's a photo book
and it's all about him, and it's being shown to
publishers with this really crazy price tag. So I'll keep
posted let you know if that happens. HBO Max has
given a green to a new Degrassi series. It's gonna
be a ten episode drama chronicle the painful high school
experience of self discovery by following a group of Toronto

(52:08):
students and faculty that are coping with events that both
bring them together and tear them apart. So we will
keep you posted on that as well. What happened? Oh yeah, right,
I just chased sweet gummies with coffee. I'm sorry, Oh God,
I didn't mean to go ball. You're in the middle

(52:30):
of your Pete Davidson is actually gonna be starring in
something called The Home. It's a horror thriller that follows
a man who works at a retirement home filled with
residents and caretakers that are hiding more than their fair
share of skeletons in the closet. Production starts this month.
Thomas Wrant has a new album on the way where
we started. He says April first, he promises that's when

(52:53):
that's coming out. And also his Country Again side b
will be coming out this year as well, as people
have been waiting for that one. Yesterday we talked about
John Mayer and Jeff Ross picking up Bob Saget's prius
at Lax Airport. He parked it there after he flew
out and we know he unfortunately didn't make it back. Well,
while they were driving back, you know they were live.
They were talking to lots of people. Well, Bob's wife

(53:15):
Kelly is expressing they hit her gratitude to them for
doing that. She said, these two men have been holding
me up and taking me, taking good care of me,
along with many others, and she said they loved my
husband more than anything. She says, the prius is back home.
Thank you guys so much for getting our little baby
back home. Ed Shearon reportedly submitted plans to construct what

(53:36):
appears to be a burial chamber underneath the new church
that he's planning on the grounds of his suffolk's estate. Now,
when he first asked whether he could put this church
on his estate, he was told no. But then I
guess his plans changed and they gave him the green light.
So we don't know if he's planning on burying himself
one day there or who's going to be buried there.

(53:57):
But apparently in the UK there's nothing that says you
can't bury a loved one on your properties. There's like
no rule or no law. So I don't know. Yeah,
that would you start burying your family members back in
the backyard, I don't know. I don't think so, because
then when I sold the house eventually, what would I
I would you know, Yeah, it'd be like Poltergeist. You'd

(54:17):
move the headstones but not the bodies exactly. Not good.
Not good. And it's Kanye doing a little publicity stunt
with his new lady, so we all know Pete Davidson
and Kim were making out and there were pictures well
less than twenty four hours Kanye and his new lady love.
They were making out as well in pictures, and a
lot of people are saying it's all for publicity. Who

(54:39):
knows when it comes to these guys, Do you ever
really know? No. Katy Perry took to social media yesterday
to wish her fiance Orlando Bloom a happy birthday. She'sa
happiest forty fifth to the kindest, deepest, most soulful, sexy
and strong man I know. Posted some pics in a
video of him feeding their baby. Let's see what are
we watching? WWE Friday Night Smacked you got RuPaul's drag Race.

(55:01):
So excited because on Amazon you got Hotel Transfermania Transform
Hotel Transylvania Transfermania and also Archive eighty one on Netflix
and The House Over on Netflix. Those both are new
and that is my Danielle report. Excellent. Excuse me. I
love that we're still talking about Bob Sagett. You know,
of course, the story about them going to pick up
his car at the airport, and of course you know,

(55:23):
watching them recording it in their feelings while they were
in the car, they was very touching, you know, very interesting,
you know, in Bob Saget, of course, one of TV's dads,
you know, and you think about all the shows you
grew up watching and how many of these shows had
a dad. It was like a you know, other than
what's the family from Chicago, the screwed Up Family, the

(55:46):
show The screwed Up Family? Should no, everyone's inna sit
comments on now? Yes, yes, thank you, Diamond, other than
shameless the father and the family is someone to look
up to. Um. Yeah, anyway, So you grew up watching
all these these dads and there's so many that just

(56:07):
left an impact on people that, you know, if you
stop and think about it, it's meaningful, meaningful dad stuff.
It's kind of great. Maybe a lot of people didn't
have that dad figure in the family, but they saw,
by example, these great fathers on these TV shows. Right Yeah,
So Gandhi came up with a list of famous TV dads, right, Yes,

(56:28):
this is actually I don't want to tell you the
exact name of it, but it's basically America's favorite dads
who were on TV. A lot of well a few
of them might not be the most role model type fathers.
Right See, I'm the old one. I would get things right.
Like Herman Munster, you know, he was a great TV dad.

(56:51):
He just looked like Frankenstein's monster. Other than that, all right,
So if you know your TV dads, good or bad,
we're gonna put you to the test. Maybe you can
win some cash called diamond right now because we love
her one eight hundred two four two zero one hundred.
We'll put you to the test after this. What's up, guys,
it's justin Bieber. What's up? This is Pete and Patrick. Hey,

(57:12):
this is Stimulavar with Elvis Durran in the Morning Show
Getting up early. It's tough enough, right, but it's way
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(57:37):
you are my hero, I love well. Do everything you
can to be more like me, Nat and you'll have
a fabulous life. He's being an a hole in the
Morning show. You all pay ask you like what TV
father most influenced you when you're growing up? Yeah? Look
you look at these these sitcoms. You watch these shows

(57:59):
on TV hero thinking, Okays, he's just a character on
the show. But sometimes they hit a nerve. Sometimes they're
really great dad, sometimes they're goof offs. Whatever they are
who they are, and we're gonna put you to the test.
I see, I'm older, So I remember TV dad's like
Ward Clever, the father of a son named Beaver Beaver Clever,

(58:20):
who the hell would do that to the kid? Ward
and his beautiful wife, June June Clever. She was always
worried about the Beaver. I'm the Beaver Cleaver anyway. So uh,
but you know there's still TV dads that are very
influential to this day. Let's go talk to Chrissy from Superville, Ohio. Hey, Chrissy,

(58:43):
are you guys getting some snow already? Are you frozen up? Thankfully?
Not yet? It is cold, but we have not gotten
the anywhere from I've seen five to twelve inches of
snow that we're expected for Sunday yet. Yeah. Over here
in the New York area too. Chrissy's Superville. I love
the name of your town, Superville. What makes Superville so super?
You know what, when I find out, I will call back?

(59:06):
Love it all right? Well, the fact that you're living there, Chrissy,
that's something to do with it? Hey, So, can you
think of, just off the top of your head, can
you think of some of the dads on TV shows
you grew up watching. They're like, you know, cool dads.
You liked them? Cool dads? Well, I mean my parents
were influenced on my TV watching when I was little.
I also grew up watching Ward Cleaver, Herman Munster. Um.

(59:28):
What else do we watch? A Little House on the Prairie?
What's Michael Landon? Michael Landon? Yes? Um? I mean dads, yeah,
like the old school dads, but also like the cartoon dads,
like Grandpa from Hey Arnold was a father figure, not
necessarily dad, but a father figure. Things like Chrissy, you
do know your TV This is gonna be great, all right,

(59:49):
America's favorite TV dads ten dollars each. Of course, if
you get them wrong, you lose ten dollars and you
owe us money. I love this game. Yes, here we go.
You can win over one hundred dollars. Here, let's go
TV Dad's number one. It's so stupid, stupid, stupid, all right,

(01:00:11):
name it s all right, We're off to start, all right.
Here is TV dad number two. Cindy, you know you've
done a very bad thing with your tattling. Yes, daddy,
I know it's difficult for a little girl who know
what to say what not to say. Grown ups have

(01:00:33):
that same problem. But m hm. TV dad number two
is that Michael Brandon? Is that what happened? Verry? He
was talking to a little Cindy Brady about her tattling?
That was Mike Brady gone it okay, I know, all right,
all right, well you lost ten year down to zero.

(01:00:54):
We've just got ten bad guys. Yeah, yeah for us.
All right, let's see if we can move it up
a little bit. Here is TV dad number three. I mean,
everybody makes mistakes with their kids. The important thing is
to admit when you're wrong and to apologize. Halcome, you
won't never do that. Do question me? Sometimes TV dads

(01:01:15):
aren't dads, but they're another member of the family. Who
is that? Can I hear it one more time? Yeah,
and listen to that person he's talking to. Maybe that
voice will cue you in. Here we go, and everybody
makes mistakes with their kids. The important thing is to
admit when you're wrong and to apologize. Halcome, you won't
never do that. Don't question me. That's Uncle Phil absolutely

(01:01:42):
fell from The Fresh Prince. All right, here we go.
Here's TV Dad number four. If you get pulled over
for speeding, tell the policemen your spouse has a diarrhea.
Philsosophy m D from Modern Family. Yeah, Phil dumb absolutely

(01:02:02):
absolutely got it. Here is TV Dad number five. It's
seventy five and Sonny, which means our street squad's gonna
be out looking for them a super stickies. If you
don't got one, get down to Linoleum depole this shatterday
from nine to two. I'll be there. How can he
up one on your car? Win one hundred bucks? Now
I'm looking around and I'm seeing the spin doctors with
not one but two princes. Not a good radio guy,

(01:02:25):
but he was a dad named TV Dead number five.
I honestly that I'm stumped on that one. That was
from Family Guy. That was Peter Griffin. Oh god, I
cannot even believe I missed that. You just lost ten.
We got ten back, guys. All right, it's not that

(01:02:46):
we're against you, but we just hate me to give away.
It's okay, you're up to ten dollars. Here we go,
here's TV Dad number six. You all know exactly who
I am. Say my name? What? I don't have a dad?
I'm cool? Well you are? You do? I'm the cook.
I'm the man who killed Gus Spring. Now say my name,

(01:03:09):
Walter White out cooking it up in the kitchen. All right,
you're up to twenty dollars. Here is TV Dad number seven.
But the best part is Peg. They're dedicating it to
the most famous Polkai football legend. A hint four touchdowns
in one game. Yeah you well, it's not official. All right,

(01:03:36):
there you go TV Dad number seven. Who was that
talking to his wife? Peg? Oh, I'll buy you're doing
really well. You up to thirty dollars. Here is TV
Dad number eight. Your mother doesn't want it. Listen to
mister mob Buss? What did you call me? Hm? Who's that?

(01:04:01):
Mister mob boss? I don't know? Tony Soprano from We
just got ten dollars back in. Now you're up to
twenty dollars. We're down to twenty. Here we go. Here
is uh TV dead number nine. George Festivus is your heritage?

(01:04:22):
Pond of who you are? Can you think of my
first name? Mister Costanza? Yes, there you go from Seinfeld
There you go. You were up to thirty dollars. Here
we go, TV Dead number ten, Steve, what have you
done to my window? But Vica, I thought you said
me cassa, cassa. What I said was mess with me

(01:04:45):
cossa when you're out on your assa. Okay, TV Dead
number ten, who's that? Um? Can I hear that one
more time? Yeah? Sure, Steve? What have you done to
my window? But Vica, I thought you said mess You know.
What I said was mess with me cossa when you're
out on your rassam. I don't know from family matter. Alright, guys,

(01:05:11):
we just got ten dollars back? Yeah, all right, Well
here we are at a very interesting spot. Chrissy, you
were at twenty dollars. You did, okay, but this next
one your bonus is worth fifty dollars. Here we go.
You've got such a good heart. You care about people,

(01:05:31):
and that's why people care about you, and everybody who
knows the real DJ I think she's pretty terrific. I
love you. I love you too. There you go, TV
Den Niver eleven, who was that? All right? You know

(01:05:51):
seventy will make it one hundred dollars? Yeah, you know,
you gave me goosebumps there at the end, and we
love you, Chrissy. That was awesome. I love you guys,
Thank you so much. This is the best you'll of
course you got one hundred dollars if you just had
to get names of TV dads. That's pretty good morning
as well every morning. Well, thank you for listening to us.
You tell everyone in super Bell Ohio that we said,

(01:06:12):
YO was up? Who I will thank you guys, you
have a good day, all right, Hold on one second,
don't what happened to Marty Bird? Well, you know we
can't do all TV dads will be isn't he a
fantastic dad? Dark Yeah, it's okay dad. At least he

(01:06:33):
provides for his kids. Of course, Bill Cosby, Heathcliff Huxtable,
he was holest. No put you know, I just took
him off to We know what happened there. What's your
your beef would mean? Nate, you would never make it
as an accountant. Do you realize that person what won
legitimately according to the rules of the game, thirty dollars
And then at the end you're like, at a fifty season,

(01:06:54):
we'll give you one hundred dollars. I don't know. I
don't think anyone else is going to complain. No, no, no, listen.
I'm just saying that if you were playing with anybody
else's money this, this might be an issue. He'd be
a great parent. Like if you had chores around the
house and they were like five dollars a chore and
you only did three and be like, oh, you know
when here's fifty bucks here, go ahead, just see you.
Thanks for being a good kid. I see you'd be

(01:07:15):
a great parent, Elvis, there you go. I don't know
why everyone's are you bitching at me? Go away, Nate.
I'm not bitching at you. No, I'm talking to Nate.
Is why you're great at what you do, because I
just don't think you would have made it as an accountant. Okay, okay,
thank you, Nate. I think let's go around the room.
What's on your mind? I want to see what's in

(01:07:36):
that head of yours. Froggy, you go first. What's going on?
So we have lived in the house that we're now
for almost three years, it would be three years next month.
And with this door that just would when you went
to close it, it wouldn't stay closed when you went
to open it, it wouldn't stay open. It was like
in the middle all the time. So I went on
YouTube yesterday and I looked up how to fix the

(01:07:56):
door and it says to take the hinge pins out
of the door, bend A couple loved them and put
them back in. It worked. I did it. The door
now stays open when you open it closed when you
close it. It's amazing. I fixed something. I'm so proud
of myself. YouTube is amazing. Congratulations, Like, do you know
what at least it goes? Do you know what you're doing?
I go, I saw this on YouTube. It's gonna work,

(01:08:18):
but it did. It worked. So if you ever know
want to know how to fix the door that won't
stay open and closed, YouTube's the answer. Proud of you. Yeah,
YouTube has all of our answers. Hey, y's Terry, what's
up with you? Um? If you have an Apple Watch,
make sure it's password protected and and don't wear it
when you get drunk to the extent where you pass out.
I saw on an Instagram reel this guy passed out

(01:08:41):
in his girlfriend's lap and she's holding his arm, rifling
through his He's hold on rifling through his messages on
his eyes his Apple watch, and she's like looking through
all the messages and he's like it passed out, like
slipped over in his lap, hammered. So just be careful
with that. Also, don't date a creep that goes through
your stuff. But that's what she was. Yeah, what's up there, Danielle.

(01:09:03):
So I was telling you this the other day. So
I was out and having balsamic vinegarette dressing at a
table and somebody said, you know, Danielle, there's mayo in that.
I'm like, what do you mean there's mayo in this?
So I looked it up online and it said that
some like maybe creamy ones could have mayo. Well, my
enjoyment has been taken away a balsamic vinaigrette. I can

(01:09:23):
never have it again, even if it's a recipe without mayo.
Oh no, because it's in my head. This to yourself,
It is in my head. And I am done now,
and I would like to thank TJ. You know who
you are, for taking that away from me. No longer
can enjoy balditional traditional vineigrette has no no dairy in

(01:09:43):
it whatsoever. How can I trust? How can I trust? You?
Ask Nope, nope, because it's one of my favorite vinagretts.
It's all fine, it's a store and see it doesn't
have it in it. It's all over. Hey Sam, what's
up with you? Produce Sam? So, I hate to say
this only because I hate to do it, but please,
if you have the ability, consider donating blood. Andrew and

(01:10:03):
I are doing it next week and I'm freaking hate
needles and I might cry a little bit and I'm
going to embarrass myself, but he's my emotional support friend
and it's super important. I know there is a shortage
right now. So if you have the ability, go go
do it. It is so important you should. You and
Andrew make a ceremony out of it. Go donate blood
together and then afterwards raise your glasses and drink each
other's blood. Like yeah here, that's trending right now? Yes, okay, cool,

(01:10:26):
it is. It is true. Blood is needed, and you
never know when you're gonna need a lot of it
because these are from those accidents that happen in life,
you know. So thank you for being a good citizen.
We love you, Producer Sam. Hey, what's up there, Gandhi?
I want to give a shout out to our newest listener.
It's Christopher John Donado. He was just born yesterday yet kids,

(01:10:49):
he is handsome, he's got great cheeks. He's the baby
of our very favorite Empire State Building cop Officer Donado.
We love you, guys, Thank you for listening. The kids
adorable and good luck with everything. I know. That's a
huge new part of your life. Massive, Yeah, taller than
the Empire day Building. This life they're living out, Hey, producer,
Nate Senior, Nate, what's going on? Okay? So you remember

(01:11:11):
yesterday accidentally ate a button that I found in my couch. Yes, okay,
so today yesterday to say you know what, I'm gonna
go pull up all the couch cushions and see what's there.
I found a sock, a fun sized bag of M
and M's twelve cents, and a spoon. Oh god, My
suggestion for you today is lift up those couch cushions

(01:11:31):
and let me know what you find. You found a
whole meal under their gray It's like, where did this go?
Because we've been missing a spoon. I'm like, it's been
there the whole time. I tell you, if you if
you have dogs, like a froggy and I have. You know,
when you lift cushions, it's all bones. They hide them
everywhere and they remember who they are. There. You go,
lift you cushions today, everyone lift, lift you cushions. You

(01:11:54):
got it, and thank you so much. Let's get into
the three things we need to know from Gandhi and
then we roll on Gandhi. It's all you, This is
all about you, and now, oh wow, what's up? While
President Biden is leaving it up to states to decide
on a COVID vaccine mandate, but he says he is
disappointed the Supreme Court blocked his nation nationwide effort to
fight the pandemic. He also says the requirement for eighty
four million workers at big companies to either get shots

(01:12:17):
or be tested weekly was grounded in science and the law.
Justice's ruled coronavirus is not an occupational hazard, but rather
a universal risk. They did allow a mandate for healthcare workers.
Child tax credit payments are not going out this month.
Deposits from the child tax credit have been going out
every month around the fifteenth since July of last year.

(01:12:38):
They were part of the COVID relief package, which did
not pass the Senate. Millions of families had been receiving
that payment since July, but that is done now. And finally,
there is new fallout in the royal scandal. Prince Andrew
has officially lost his military titles, just a day after
a judge alout a sexual lawsuit against him to move forward.
He is accused of raping an alleged victim of his friend,

(01:13:00):
the late convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, when she was
just seventeen years old. He denies the allegations and must
now defend his case as a private citizen. Sixty one
year old can also no longer use the title His
Royal Highness anymore. And those are your three things. Yeah,
he's the Andrew formerly known as Prince as they call
good point. We're back right after this. It's too Elipa.

(01:13:24):
This is justin Timberland. Hey, it's Gaga with Elvis Duran
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(01:13:45):
and taste great and realize it was a button. He says,
You know what, you should lift up all your cushions
and see what's under there, and you'd be surprised what's
under there. So we're just saying text and saying, Nate,
think about what you're asking your listeners to do. I'm sorry,
but I think lifting the couch cushions and seeing what
you find is a horrible idea. I once maybe sat
two children who did the very same thing, and a

(01:14:06):
couple of minutes after they went rifling through the couch,
they were running around the house swinging a dildo above
their heads. Nice. Wow, be careful. You never know what's
between the cushions. If you know what I'm saying. Somebody
just DM me. They said they found a lizard skeleton.
I don't even know how that's possible. The lizard crawled
under there, And okay, that makes sense. So funny dildos

(01:14:30):
and lizard skeletons. Add that to the list of things
you find between the cushions. Let's get into sound with Garrett.
Garrett's got a lot going on. It's New music Friday.
What do you have going on. Well. One clip we
can play right now is from Heidi Klum and Snoop Dogg.
The song is called Chi te with Heidi the last

(01:14:59):
Okay dread to be so Elvis the part of Snoop
singing I thought it was you at first, Like if
you play the beginning of it, it sounds like you
a little bit. Really. Yeah, you know, me and Snoop
we have a lot in common. Ti tea that drives

(01:15:19):
me insane. Yeah yeah, say yeah, me too. I didn't
know that. Yeah, Chai is tea. So it's like saying
ATM machine you just say chi it's just chi and
like it's people call people call it non bread. It's
it's non is bread, say non bread. I didn't know
that you do when I order it at the store,
of people like behind the counter think I'm stupid if

(01:15:39):
they're Indian. Yeah, okay, well I'm not. I don't think
you're stupid if they're educated. I don't think people understand
it's okay, it's okay. You can call it chi t
if you want, or non bread or ATM machine, but
you know, just call it. No, that's wrong. No, I'm
just letting you know. You can you can save a
syllable or two, save yourself the trouble, save a breast,

(01:16:01):
all right. It's also not a ven number. It's just
a ven exactly something. So this weekend the NFL playoffs
are getting kicked off and a lot of games are
being played in the cold. So yesterday they were talking
about the Buffalo Bills and how Josh Allen was complaining
that his feet are cold. So Bart Scott, one of
the one old player from the Jets and he played
for the Ravens. He was on ESPN saying this is

(01:16:22):
what players should take if they want to stay warm,
hates the cold. He doesn't play well, and he says
the reason is because he's got bad circulation, so his
toes get cold. And as you know what you're gonna be.
Can I get your suggestions for him listening? Can people
get this mesage to him? By agra? Take some viagraph
for the game, baby, He got to put the circulation
going right. A lot of NFL players, at least in

(01:16:42):
my day, took biagraphs athletes because biagra first heart medicine, right,
so it builds up circulations, which makes sure that it
get those circulation to the feet. I didn't know that
I'd like to go to that locker room see what's happened.
But you know, we have evral Levine on. When is
everyel Levine on? And a little under an hour, we

(01:17:04):
should play fro Avril Levine. Okay, a little skater boy, Yeah,
let's do that, but not yet. Back to the sound. Yeah,
all right. We've been talking about Pete Davidson and he
is from Staten Island, as m I and Elvis, your
husbands from Staten Island. Statn Island has community access television,
right and they put anybody on. And this guy, he
claimed to be a comedian, had his own late night show.

(01:17:25):
He interviewed a ten year old Pete Davidson almost twenty
years ago, and U talking about how Pete was a
comedian and who he loved listening to. My favorite comedian
probably be Bill Barr. I like to him and Dane Cook.
I used to watch all that videos like I look
at them as like you know how the stand up
albums I listened to them. I like I rememorized every

(01:17:46):
single one, like I look at it as it as
if it's a song. Wow. Ten years old, Yeah, ten
years old talking about being a comedian there you go.
So if there's an example of someone who had clearly
in their mind and in their heart what they wanted
to do with their lives at ten years old, and
he said Bill Burr, and Bill Burr played his dad
in the King of Staten Island too, So full circle
moment right there. And then finally, yes, this clip is gross.

(01:18:08):
You might have seen it yesterday. A guy was on
TV in Chicago doing a new segment, took a sip
of coffee, said he was nervous, and then threw up.
And you'll be careful, but it's more than just gen
Z's falling for conspiracy theories. World widow, Well, we hope

(01:18:32):
you're okay. Well, give me some time to collect yourself
at let us know in the control room there that
that guy has since come out because I came out
a few days ago, has since come out and said like, yeah,
of course I was messing with him. Of course that's
the that's the birds aren't real guy? Yeah, what's the
control room gonna do? Though the guy's clearly in his home.

(01:18:53):
They're not going to come over to his house and
help him at that point. It's a room of control.
They control Bill switch the camera back to him. Yeah,
they have control, is it? Thank you so much, Danielle,
it's your turn to burn. What are you guys going on?
All right? Well, first of all, I don't know if
you're following. That was me clearing my throat, just like

(01:19:13):
the guy in the in the yell little clip you
heard just now. Jamie Lynn Spears' new book is out
Things I Should Have Said, And in it she talks
about Brittany obviously, and how Brittany, she says, once locks
them in a room together while holding a knife. She
doesn't say when had happened, but she goes on and
on to talk about a lot of other things. So
Brittany actually took to social yesterday. By the way, Brittany

(01:19:35):
is sick with one hundred and four fever. She is
talking about everything that's going on and how her sister
is just trying to promote this book and basically saying
that you know what it's it's really said. My entire
family pulled me down. They really ruined my dreams, and
they lived off of me. She says, everything that they
do it was me. It's like they're playing me, and

(01:19:56):
so she's so upset. If you get a chance, you
may want to read what she wrote because it's very,
very long. But it's just it's so ridiculous. Really feel
so bad. Michael B. Jordan wants Denzel Washington to be
part of the Marvel Universe. He's already got some ideas
right now. Denzel is actually directing Michael in a journal
for Jordan. But I don't know. I think I could

(01:20:17):
totally see him in the Marvel Universe, don't. Yeah, And
police are investigating Kanye for a leslie punching an autograph.
Seeker TMZ posted this video yesterday. The guys on the
floor and Kanye is actually yelling at someone that works
for him, and the person that works for him looks
like it's his cousin, and she's telling him grab my hand.

(01:20:37):
Were family, you know, give me your hand. And supposedly
Kanye had just told a small group of people, know pictures.
He said, you guys don't know what I'm going through,
and then somebody said it's okay, We're all going through
family stuff. And then he got upset and punched this guy.
So investigation, like I said, going on Kanye. Apparently he's
now getting out of town. He's getting out of La

(01:20:59):
to deal with other things. So I don't know, it's
it's like I said in an investigation. So also we
talked about the girl grinding up on Kodak Black yesterday.
I remember they were at the Florida Panthers game in
that box and it looked like they were having sex.
So people were like, well, if they were really having sex,
then they should be like, you know, given a charge

(01:21:19):
or a fine or something. Well, they weren't really having sex.
Officers were actually in the box with them when this happened.
They did say he was getting a little crazy. So
they did tell him, look, you need to stop now,
and Kodak was like, no problem, I'll stop. And there
were no issues. So nobody is being fine. Nobody's been
taking a prison, nothing like that. Cardi b said that
she wanted to kill herself after seeing the alleged lies

(01:21:42):
that were posted by a blogger who is now on
trial in federal court. She was talking to the court
yesterday happened to twenty eighteen to twenty nineteen, and this
woman posted that Cardi had been a prostitute and contracted
multiple STDs, and Cardi said it made her so upset.
It was right after she had our first child, and
she said, you know, I didn't want to sleep with
my husband. I didn't feel like I deserved my kid.

(01:22:04):
I really just wanted to kill myself. And it's just
so crazy and so sad. You just don't You just
don't realize what words can do to a person, you know,
whether they're on social or in person, and you really
just have to be kind and be more careful. WWA
Friday and Night smack Down is going down tonight some
rupole's drag race. Amazon gives you a Hotel Transylvania, Transformania.

(01:22:27):
If you are a fan of the franchise, this is
the next movie and the franchise cannot wait. So excited.
You've got some new stuff on Netflix Archive eighty one
and also something called The House. You may want to
watch those as well. And that, oh and a week
from today, guys Ozark. I know, and that's for a minute.
I have Ozark on my paper and I got so
excited and then I realized, no, it's next week, and

(01:22:48):
that's okay, that's my Daniel rapport. It's good to have
things on your calendar for you're right problem. Hey, So
I woke up this morning. I was just rolling around it.
I don't really check it like dms and stuff a lot,
but I checked my DMS on Instagram today and there
she is. She sent me a smiley face. Kathy Hilton,
Diamond will have a heart attack. I don't know. Yeah,

(01:23:08):
turn on Diamond, Hey Diamond. I'm trying to remember why
she would have even why would she know who I am?
First of all, I don't know. I have no clue,
but we are so excited. My heart just races every
time someone mentions her. So DM her back for me
and let her know that she is an icon. I

(01:23:30):
love Kathy Hilton. Of course, you know she's on Real Housewives,
Beverly Hills, Mother of Paris and uh. Anyway, so I
have talked about her on the air because we we
sat next to her at dinner one night and she
was really sweet and we had some martinis and talked
a little bit. I mean, we're not friends. She said,
she doesn't even know who I am, But I just
think she's cool and I love how's she has this

(01:23:51):
air about her. She'll go to a restaurant and they'll
they'll get pictures of her walking in, and then when
she's walking out, she's wearing something totally different. She'll take
the tablecloth and wrap it her on her body and
it's her new dress. She's like really fun anyway, So
I think I said I loved her a lot on
the air. Maybe that's why she or her assistant sent
me a smiley face. So to return the favor of love,
make sure you turn on the Peacock Network and watch

(01:24:13):
Paris and love. Ah. Okay, let's give them some love.
So anyway, it was great hearing from Kathie Hilton. Monday,
of course, is Martin Luther King Junior Day, which is
a very very important day every year, and every year
you should do the same thing. You should always go
to the googler and look up more, learn more about
doctor King and in all of all of his messages

(01:24:36):
and what he stood for and what he continues to
stand for today in his legacy. Also, Monday is Betty
White's birthday, and we all agreed that in I think
it's Monday, isn't it? Yep? Yeah, In honor of Betty White,
make sure you can donate some money to a great
pet organization, an animal organization, and an organization that takes

(01:24:57):
care of animals. She would have loved that. So Monday
a very important day for many different reasons. We will
not be here, so make sure you do that in
our absence, would you please thank you? It's also Nate's
birthday on Monday. Oh, I didn't realize it was the
same day as Betty White Birts. It just took me
back first. Yeah, the other two people are probably a

(01:25:18):
little bit more important, yes, but that was kind of
crazy to me. Actually, a big day for birthdays. James
Earl Jones, everybody knows his Darth bade his birthday, Terry,
it's his birthday. Yeah, let me tell you us something,
So I tell you something else we're excited about. Avril
Levine has a new album called Love Sucks. It's coming

(01:25:40):
out next month. Her new song, I Believe that when
we're gonna play today is bite Me. I'm hoping that's
the one, and she's gonna be on with us in
less than an hour. But let's go back. Can you
believe it's been twenty years that Skater Boy came out?
This was such a huge hit here in New York.
We actually had skater Boy put on our license plates

(01:26:02):
on the zero one hundred van. You believe that? How dorky.
Is that every Levine listened an hour from now? Every
Levine skate a boy twenty years ago? Wow? Now she's
this new album, Love Sucks, coming out next month. Her
new song, by the way, with Black Bear is called
love It When You Hate Me. That's the song we'll
be playing when we talk to her. How long from now, Nate?

(01:26:24):
About thirty minute? Ever Levine in about thirty minutes right here?
Moving back to now, mister Yan in the morning show.
There's so many places to go, especially here in the
New York area, to get great Italian food, not only restaurants,
but markets. You can get the freshest meats, and you
get all the oils and all you know, I mean,

(01:26:46):
the list goes on and on. I mean, your direct
connection to the best that come from Italy and premate
foods and all of it. One place is called Uncle
Giuseppe's and they just opened a new one not far
from my house in Morris Plains. It's about thirty minutes way.
And so our friend Bob actually went to the new
Uncle Giuseppe's in Morris Plains. How was your visit? Is? Plus?

(01:27:07):
Isn't that a great store? Bob? Hello, Crazy Mosky Hello,
Crazy Monkey. Yeah, apparently it officially opens today, which I
didn't even know. I was there during a soft opening,
so it looked like they were maybe still working the
Kingside a little bit, but otherwise it was a beautiful,
spacious place that I stumbled across and it was wonderful. Yeah.

(01:27:30):
And the food they have is you look at all
the food that like, the ready made food, and it's
just the it looks so good, Elvis. I posted some
videos from there on my social media yesterday, my Instagram story.
It's insane what they have. The pasta sauce alone, all
the homemade pasta sauce I wanted, and the homemade pasta
and canoli and scary, you would have a heart attack. Scary. Well, yeah,

(01:27:52):
it sounds like I know, but if you're gonna have
a heart attack, do it that way. Well, you know
what I mean. They actually delivered stuff to the studios today,
so a beautiful spread. So we welcome Uncle Jeppe's to
Morris Planes. But anyway, Bob, you were in line and
what happened to you in line as you were checking out?
Oh I decided, just for the heck of it though,
to greet the cashier by saying hello lady, and she said,

(01:28:16):
said it back to me. She said hello lady and
put her fist out for a fist bump and went
great to me to fellow Elvis fan, Oh that and
people are regulated. Well, hey, I said, Hey, fifty million
of us can't be wrong, right, God, I'm fifty million. Whoa, thanks,
thanks for your inflating those numbers. I like that. But anyway,

(01:28:37):
it's like you're a little sla. She gave me like
a playful glarance. She's she said, not that, Elvis buddy. Yeah, well,
well exactly. But look it is our secret handshake, Hello lady.
Then the other one goes hello an eighty, and no
one else around us knows what the hell we're talking about.
But it's good. Hey Bob, we love hearing from you, man,
and thanks for calling in on on special day. We
love it. Oh my pleasure. It's always a thrill to

(01:28:59):
talk to you guys. Be well, you two have a
good day. Yeah, Uncle Giseppe's thank you. Thanks. I know
they have a isn't there went up in Westchester? I
mean there's a few. Yeah. I'm not gonna be happy
until there's an uncle Giseeppe's in every town in America.
So let's start working on that. U. Let's see you
know what we're talking about the fact that and correct

(01:29:21):
me if I'm wrong on the numbers here, Gandhi, four
million people, four million Americans are quitting their jobs every month.
Is that? Is that a truth number? Yes? And they
say what they think it could even get up to
a forty one million something like that by by the
end of the year if it stays on this trend. Yes,
it's crazy. People are leaving job for many different reasons.
You know. They want to take care of their families,

(01:29:42):
they wanted a different life, they wanted at different pace.
They there's a million million different reasons. And as you know,
a lot of restaurants and other places of business are
having a difficult time hiring people. They're actually paying big
bonus bonuses if you come work for them and stay
for a period of time. And now they have this
thing called the stay interview. Is that what it's called? Yes,

(01:30:05):
tell them how that works. I find this fascinating. This
is a whole new trend. So it's basically the opposite
of you coming to an employer and saying I really
want this job. Now people are saying why should I
stay here? And the employers are saying, what can we
do to make you stay here? Because a good employee
hard to replace, hard to find. And a lot of
people are now understanding, Hey, there's a work life balance,

(01:30:28):
there's a piece of mind that I need. There's all
kinds of stuff that goes into my everyday life that
is more important than just bringing home a paycheck. And
these state interviews are becoming a thing. Hey, Hollis, did
you set up your state interviewing? I mean, look, you
know there are many reasons why people are wanting to

(01:30:49):
make a switch in their lives. And this isn't new.
This has been going on since the pandemic started. Actually,
your job isn't motivating. Your overworked management doesn't care about you.
You don't like the atmosphere or the pace sucks. The
boss's rude. You can't climb the ladder, can't go any further,
you're board, you're not inspired. It wasn't the career you wanted.
You've been there too long. It's time for something new.

(01:31:11):
You know. Whatever the reasons are, they're there, And now
the tables have been turned. I've never heard of companies
that sit people down and say, hey, let's talk about
your future. We need you here. That's refreshing. Yeah, change,
What do you like? What makes you happy to come
into work? What do you hate? Do you like my
management style? How can I do things differently? You know,
all that stuff to get you to stay? Yeah? Yeah, scary?

(01:31:34):
What are your thoughts here? Does one request to stay
interview when they have a backup or it's like, look,
I'm just not happy and I don't have a backup plan,
and I but I'm gonna have to stay anyway, stay
interview anyway and just take a gamble on this. I
don't know how. How are they instigated, how do they
where do they come from? I think every company is different.
It actually started with employers saying we're going to conduct

(01:31:57):
these and see, hey, guys, how are you doing? Are
you happy here? Do you want to stay here? And
it's taken on a whole new life during the pandemic,
where now employees are also requesting, hey, I want to
have a conversation with you because I have other options?
Why should I stay? Yeah? Why not? And if they
say well, hey, if you don't want to be here, go,
then that's you're signed to go. You know, I don't know.

(01:32:18):
But but with with four million people per month leaving
leaving jobs in America doesn't mean it's another four million unemployed. Now,
that means they're doing other things, a lot of them.
You know. Uh, some people are just jumping without a plan,
which I you know, I don't know what you're going
through in your life. If you can do that, gay,
God bless you. Right, you know, it's good to have

(01:32:38):
a plan. It's good to have a dream. You know,
we all have dreams we're talking about you're talking about
people who know when they're a little kid what they
want to do for the rest of their lives, and
they end up doing it. That's the dream come true.
You should never ever drop those dreams and dreams change
you may have. Do you have a new you may
have new dreams. Now I can't talk. Maybe I should

(01:32:58):
find a job that doesn't involved talking. And it's not
always a monetary thing. It's not always the amount of
money you make. And we in America have always looked
to that as the success, that that was the odometer
of success. Right. It was like, well the more money
you make, obviously more successful. Well, we now know we
have proof that that's not the case. Right. It's not

(01:33:21):
the salary, Nope, it's the happiness. How do people take
a pay cut, you know now just to make themselves happy? Yep,
I know it's true. So now we brought this up.
Any takers, any volunteers. No, I don't want to go broke. Okay, right, anyway,
he's talking about the money. I don't want to God, scary,
this is not what else just said. The statement he

(01:33:41):
made was different than when I'm talking about I'm talking
about if I just say, oh, I want to have
a stay interview and I don't like what you're offering me,
so I'm going to see you later. And now I'm
at home, I like to do as my bank account
goes to zero. It's good to have a plan. Yet,
and you know what, there's another way of looking at it.
You may not be totally thrilled with your job, but

(01:34:03):
it's your job and you need to be there. You
may have obligations at home whatever a family. I get that.
But as long as you don't feel trapped in doing
what you're doing, right, that's good. Okay, this isn't the
most ideal situation. But if you're like, oh my god,
it's either this or I'm done. You know, that's another
way of looking at it. So I don't know how
to do it. I'm okay. Let me just give you

(01:34:25):
an idea. Find a way to make sure you don't
feel trapped in your life and career, and maybe you
can continue down this same path until you find what
you do want. But feeling trapped is the ultimate Yeah relationship? Yeah,
exactly how many minutes to aver She's gonna be on
it in seventeen minutes? Should we take a break? You

(01:34:47):
can if you'd like, why is everyone panicking? Because because
you can take a break now, or you can choose
to do another four minutes or so. Really, yeah, you
have your choice. This guy is this like, are you
like trying to make me my job now? Yeah, they're
convincing you that you're thirty seconds later, no longer. You

(01:35:09):
can go as long as you like. Okay, go talk
to Kelsey on line twenty three. Let's see what Kelsey's
up to. Hey, Kelsey, welcome to the day. What's going
on with you? HII? Good morning. Going on that topic
of kind of changing jobs, changing pace a little bit, Yeah,
I've been a teacher for four years, and these past
couple of years have just been pretty rough and I'm

(01:35:30):
just so burnt out and it's been a really hard choice.
But I think next year I'm gonna have to step away,
just look for something outside of a school even Yeah,
you know what, being an educator. Being an educator is
a very important role in our in our world. At
the same time, you know, taking care of yourself and
your mental health is paramount as well, even more so.

(01:35:53):
So you've got to look up for you And I
like that you're saying I'm going to walk out today. No,
You're smarter than that. You know that you need to
to stop and weigh your options and see what else
is out there. Have you thought about that? Have you
started actively planning ahead? I have. I have looked at
other positions that might be open in my area, So
I do have a little bit of a plan. But
it has been a really hard decision to come to

(01:36:15):
the choice of leaving the district at the end of
the year. Yeah, a lot of people are saying burnout
is the number one factor that's making them rethink where
they are in lives. I mean, especially people in education
and healthcare and well I mean, the list goes on
and on and on because a lot of people have
been pushed to the edge during this pandemic. Well, look,
all the best to you. You listen to us, so
I know you're brilliant enough to figure it all out.

(01:36:37):
We only and thank you for listening. Kelsey, all the
best to you. Okay, thank you have confidence in yourself.
You're good. And by the way, people asking what's the
name of that store again in Moore's plans, Uncle giseppies
with a G. We're gonna take a break. We're back
after this. Elvis ran in the Morning Show. It's scary Jones,

(01:36:59):
the good neighbors. It's State Farm. Believe you don't have
to give up what you love for great insurance for
surprisingly great rates like a good neighbor. State Farm is
there in the Morning Show. Wow. So evl Levine's gonna
be on with this in a couple of seconds. A
new album coming out next month. We're gonna play her
new song in a few minutes. I love it. It's
uh love it when you hate me with a black

(01:37:20):
bear and uh you know you keep in mind and
we'll talk about this with her. At seventeen years old,
When we first heard from Avril Levine, she was, you know,
singing and creating music that was very very much inspired
by Blank Win eighty two and Green Day and all
the stuff that. You know, It's always fun and fast.
Always always use those two words with these artists, fun

(01:37:40):
and fast. And her music is always bright and fun
and fast. And I've heard of someone from the new
album and it sounds really good. So we're gonna talk
to her in a second. Any thoughts before we get
on with evl Levine. No, I'm excited. Yeah, this is cool. Yeah,
you know you were talking about visiting children's hospital with
Evarl Levine several years ago, Daniel, What was that like?
So it was actually really cool. She was so kind

(01:38:01):
and sweet to all the patients. She sat on the
edge of the beds. I remember this one little girl
wanted to be a fashion designer and she was showing
Avril all the pictures of all of her drawings, and
Avril was being really patient and talking to her all
about it, and she was just happy to be there
to be giving her time to the kids. So it
was really nice, right, And keep in mind notes, she's
what thirty seven now. I think we first heard her

(01:38:24):
music twenty years ago. Yeah, and she's been around that long.
And Skater Boy was like twenty years ago. We played
that earlier on the show and it sounded great again,
fast and fun. And she's saying, this new album is
really kind of a love letter to women. It's supposed
to be just like whatever, anyway, love her something I
don't want you to take part in. Today it's National
Dress Up your Pet Day? What's that? Gandhi? The pictures

(01:38:50):
are so funny. I know you say that they hate it,
but just for like a quick, a quick little moment.
I would love to see a dog in a bowtie,
of course, And I look, you know, from the pets
point of view, I think the only thing they may
like about it is they're getting some extra attention because
you're putting a costume on them. And the bearded dragon
has like ten different costumes. God, he has a tuxedo.

(01:39:14):
When when you put costumes, costumes on the pets, it
certainly says more about the owner than the pet. That's
when you're watching TikTok's of like that Tika the Iggy,
which is they do the voice, Oh I love it,
don't wear it. Things like that you just you you
you watch us on TikTok, and you just watch them

(01:39:35):
all day long, and you think they're cute. You know,
I don't think about like, oh my god, what are
they doing to this poor dog? Well, yeah, but little
man wants our little our smallest dog, and we put
if we put a little outfit on him, he'll just
freeze and just stop and stare. Yeah, get this the
f off me. Now, it's so funny. If he has
anything on his body, he freezes. One morning, Alex was

(01:39:57):
hopping into the shower and he threw his underwear across
the room. He took his shower, Alice long shower, he
shaved and everything. He got out, and Max was just
staring at him, frozen. His undergram was on top of
Max's body. Max for fifteen minutes just stood there like please,
I don't know what to do. All right, Well there

(01:40:20):
you go, so national dress up your pet day. Please
don't don't do that. We tried to put reindeer antlers
on Rex, our little black Hawker spaniel. He wants nothing
to do with it. Well good. He sits there for
a second freeze, and then he takes his pause and
tries to knock him off and then runs away. Well
if it sucks humans putting things on the night, anyway,
I agree. All right, we gotta move on. So excited

(01:40:42):
every Levine's new albums coming up next month, her new
single We're gonna play in a few minutes, and we
have her here on the phone. Avril. Welcome to the show,
and good morning to you. Good morning, Look, how are
you well? Okay me, I say thank you, thank you,
thank you first of all that you that we don't
have to do a zoom with you. We can just
talk on the phone. I love that. No, especially thank

(01:41:05):
you because it's six am in Los Angeles right now,
so it's even earlier. I know, it's like get six
am because we start to show at six here and
we still kind of smell like last night. I don't
want to be part of that. It's like, anyway, I'm
making a tea right now. I'm like, do I make
a tea or do I just have another beer? You know, look,

(01:41:27):
you think back to the days and maybe not so
long ago, maybe still where like three am is either
Friday night or Saturday morning. You know, it depends on
how you look at it. But it doesn't matter a
beer sounds good a little chaser. Anyway, Well, welcome, welcome,
thanks for being here. And look, it wasn't the long
ago we had another album out from you, and now
you cranked out another one. So you've been really busy.

(01:41:48):
This hasn't been a where's ever been. She's been here,
she's doing her stuff. How are you feeling about the
new album that's coming out next month? Oh, I'm so excited.
So the album is called Love Sucks. It comes out
February twenty five, and it's it's a really up tempo
all the way through. I got to like work with
a ton of cool people in like the pop punk scene,

(01:42:09):
and just like a lot of my friends like uh
and I just today put out this song called love
It when You Hate Me featuring Black Bear, and so
I'm really excited. And I have a tour lined up
for this year, so hopefully all that goes, all that
happens during you know, because like my tour on my

(01:42:30):
last album had got moved because of COVID. So but
I've been in band rehearsals this week, shooting music videos
and having lots of fun. And you know, this is
my This year is my twentieth anniversary from my first album.
So it's kind of crazy to be on my seventh record.
But I feel like I'm loving music more than ever. Well,

(01:42:52):
and I know that looking at the list of people
you're collaborating with on Love sucks. Like Mark Hoppus from
Blank and MGK a Black Bear, of course, do you
call them up just like, hey, mg K, you want
to do a song together, And like I've been friends
with some of them for years, and like Travis Brocker

(01:43:13):
we've known each other for like fifteen years, and um,
it's like I started working with him on this album.
And then Mark Hoppis from Link we wrote a song actually,
like he called me up. And then um, MGK and
I we had met out at a concert and he's
wanting to work on the song for a while. And
and then a black Bear we actually haven't met and

(01:43:38):
so like we worked um like remote we probably I
mean because of the pandemic too, so like he wrote
his birth and then we talked on face time. Um,
and then Mark Hoppis we actually wrote out. We did
a writing session on a Zoom and it was like incredible,
like because it was like our pro tool session was
updating in real time. He's so talented though, Like I

(01:44:02):
like grew up in high school listening to Blink when
eighty two, So it's it was an honor to work
with Mark and Travis and then yeah, I spent last
year writing this really fun rock record and it's like
probably my most alternative album and just got to work
with these incredible people. So as far as the texture

(01:44:23):
of the album, I mean, when we think about Blink
and we think about the Green Days, and we think
about you and your your music twenty years ago, skater Boy,
I mean all of it. It's always fun. It's always
music that makes you feel really good. Yet it still
has that cool edge on it, right, and is that
sort of you're you're thinking and putting this album together.
Like I'm not saying the music has evolved since then.

(01:44:46):
I'm not saying it is that, but it is tenes
of that a little bit absolutely. Like call it pop rock,
called it pop punk inspired. The album's called Love Sucks,
and it's like and me reflecting back on like my
life and love the ups and the downs and um

(01:45:07):
it's it's it's about love gone wrong and like kind
of like and moving on and taking your power back
and um, it's about self worth and standing up for yourself.
But it's like super lighthearted and like super fun and
it's not serious at all. And I'm in a really
great place and so that survibe really life drums, electric

(01:45:31):
distorted guitars. Let's go. Well, I think like four hours
or three hours ago, you were asleep, but you may
have had some weird feeling while you were sleeping because
we were playing skater Boy. It's like you woke up
and set up in a sweat, like, what the hell
is happening. Something's happening in the universe. It's at the
title too. We all have those moments. Well it was.

(01:45:55):
It was us playing skater Boy for wondering. Don't worry
about the moment anyway. Well, look, I gotta play the song.
And with the collaborations, you know, keep in mind you
collaborated collaborated with some amazing people. But I bet if
you talk to m J. Kelly, I think they're excited
that they collaborated with Avril Levine. I mean, this is
a two way street. But you've been your music has

(01:46:16):
has been with us for God for two decades now,
and we're yeah, yeah, and that doesn't bother you you
don't you don't mind talking about how you've been around
for a few minutes, right, I mean, yeah, I was
like a seventeen when my first record came out, and yeah,
I've been doing this for a while. And it's cool
because like in like the pop punk scene, the music scene,

(01:46:39):
and I meet these people, some people and they're like,
you know, oh my god, I grew up listening to
music and it like had such an influence on me,
and it's really cool to hear that. It's like, you know,
it's crazy to hear that, um and and that's kind
of what's awesome about music. Like, and then I was
able to work with some and like Willis Smith and like,

(01:47:02):
you know, she said something like that to me, and
I worked with her on her album, and then you know,
I'm working with members of Linklin eighty two who I
grew up listening too. So it's pretty dope. Well, look,
it's an honor having you on here. I can't wait
to hear the whole album. Usually they sneak it to us,
but this time someone standing at the door and guarding
it with her all their lives. Fine, we can wait.

(01:47:25):
That's cool. But I'm gonna play Love It When You
Hate Me with Black Bear and of course Averl Levine.
So either you're going to go back to bed, have
another beer and stay up all day and just keep
pushing it. What are you gonna do. I'm gonna try
to go back to bed because I have banned rehearsals later,
but I'm probably just gonna be like, oh wait now,
and I'll just like do a business foe call as

(01:47:48):
my manager. Thank you, Thank you for waking up early.
For I'm so excited. I'm so happy that we were
the ones that effed up your entire day. Worth it, Linen,
I was so excited to talk to you guyss totally
worth it and for us too, well yeah, we stayed
up late to stay on with you. So there's back,

(01:48:08):
all right, there we go. Love You Hate Me of course,
Avril Levine and Black Bear. Thanks you, Avril, go back
to bed. Thank you a lot every day? Okay, thank you,
bye bye bye. Love It When You Hate Me? Of course,
it's Everril Levine and Black Bear. We're back after this.
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