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You were caller one hundred. Let me introduce myself. Oh gosh,
it's just such a reduction. This is Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show. And here we go. We're not even
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fifteen seconds into the show. People are already texting in
requests for the first song of the day. Do you
want to hear some rumors by Lezzo and Cardi b
Someone wants to hear big Balls by a c DC.
A lot of requests for butter by BTS. We always
get those. Uh, I don't know. Good morning, Froggy, Good morning,
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I'm thinking this through. Good morning, Danielle, good morning, you're scary. Hello, Hi,
Gandhi's producer Sam the Scotty b Senior Nate wad I know?
Buck Cherry hit it. Come on, we're all a little crazy,
aren't we more than others. It's a room full of
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crazy bitches. And it's Thursday. It's Friday, kids, and there's that.
Let's just leave that right there. We'll welcome to the days.
Lots going on today. It is Thursday, it's Friday eve,
it's Food Newsday with Froggy. Uh something else is going
on today too? What's that? Darren Chris, Oh, Darren Chris
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is on today. Okay, cool, but there's something else. We'll
get to it. Whatever it is. Line to Sandra calling
in as the first caller of the day, So is
this your last day of work where you leave for
vacation tomorrow? Sandra, Hello, lady, Yeah, yeah, I can hear it.
I can hear your voice. Don't we love vacation eve
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as well? Oh? Yes, without a doubt. Mama needs a vacation.
Get me out of here. We'll tell tell Froggy where
you're going for your vacation. Hey, Froggy, I need some
food news. I am going on vacation to Jacksonville. Oh
oh my god, so many Yeah, she's gonna take your
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wife shopping. We don't need that. But you know, the
outlet malls, the Augustine outlet malls are not far away.
So Iflice is watching, hey, let's go. Bro. I know
this because she has timed it that Saint Augustine Alta
mall on both sides of the road is thirteen minutes
from our house. I know. I heard about it all
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the time. Perfect you know. Wait, Chander is going to
vacation in Jacksonville. Maybe Uni Lisa should get out of town. Well,
I'm so happy for you, Sandra. There's nothing better than
taking some time off. Mama needs a vacation. So how
long are you gone? Just a week? Oh gosh, no,
we're not coming back to the thirtieth. Oh good for you.
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Sure you go to Saint Augustine. There are so many
great plays to visit in Saint Augustine. It's beautiful, it's fun,
there's history and amazing food. Yeah, there you go. Frog.
You got to send her a DM with the place
that you can get the kids meal for like six
bucks at the hibachi. Oh okay, you know what. That
sounds like a great vacation. You have a safe trip tomorrow.
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Enjoy your time in Jacksonville. We're gonna send you some
Elvis durand morning show scrubs. They should be there by
the time you get home on the thirtieth. Thanks to
our thanks to our friends at Hackensack Meridian. And it's
an honor to have you listen. Thank you so much
for listening. Month for all the many, many years of
happiness that I have endorsed. Let's not end it now.
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We've got more years ago. Hold on what second, Sandra,
it's a pleasure look at that vacation tomorrow. That must
make you feel really good. I'm feeling good for her.
That's great. All right, guys, we have lots to do.
I don't know what it is, but we'll figure it out.
Let's get into the three things we need to know
right now, Gandhi, what's going on? President Biden says they
have the tools to start providing COVID booster shots next month.
As we've been discussing. The plan is for adults to
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get a third dose eight months after their second shot.
That will happen once the FDA approves Visor and Maderna
vaccines beyond emergency use. The President admits this is coming
as other countries are still unprotected, but he promises to
take care of America and help the world. At the
same time. Survivors of Haities seven point two earthquakes say
help is not coming fast enough, as the death toll
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has risen to nearly twenty two hundred. Now, about thirty
thousand families are still homeless and looking for tarps and
tents to live under. They're also in desperate need of
food and clean water. On top of that, hospitals are damaged,
maxed out with patients and struggling due to lack of equipment.
The Prime Minister says the country is physically and mentally destroyed,
as we've been saying unisf dot org if you can donate.
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And finally, it's getting more expensive to do a lot
of things. But owning a new car, they say, is
extra expensive. A new Triple A study puts the yearly
cost at almost ten thousand dollars if you get a
new car. That's what you're gonna pay a year. That
includes ga ASK, maintenance, insurance, registration, and finance charges. They're
saying the biggest chunk though, comes from depreciation, which happens
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all the time. And the study found that a shortage
of cars and trucks has actually driven prices up and
suggests people do a lot of research before just buying.
And those are your three things. Excellent, Thank you guys.
Ready for Thursday? Yeah, all right, let's see what happens.
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let's get into some trouble today. Is that bad to
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like start a conversation with Let's get into trouble today?
What can we do? I mean, who can we really
raz today? I want to get someone all stirred up,
like someone in this room or someone outside. You can
start there in the room. We'll start with Nate. Nate, Oh,
come on, yeah, we do them every day. We always
rat every day. If it's not me, it's scary. And
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that's it. You guys just have a two man rotation
of who to pick on. What I know what to do?
We'll do something positive. We did this years ago and
I'm it turned out really well. Okay. It's so important
to tell the people you love that you love them, right, Yeah,
here's what I want you to do. Everyone listening to
our show. I want you to get on your phone,
call someone. When they answer, say I love you, and
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then hang up on them. Okay, what's this? Hold on time? Now?
Call Alex on speaker. I'll do it right now. Hold on,
here we go, and just slowly here you do it
like this, clue I love you click hung up on him.
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I can tell he was in the bathroom, but he's
gonna be like, what did you do? It's fun. Just
call someone and tell him you love him, to hang
up on him, and then what what about when they
call you back? Do you just ignore the phone call? Yes,
that's when the fun begins. Or you can pick it
up and talk to him if you want. So we
all do this right now, like are we actually looking
for something? I think you should? Okay, I can try.
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I can try ae. Who this is? No one's froggy?
Call me hello, I love you, and then you hung
up on me. I love it. It almost sounds like
you're in trouble right, like like, oh my god, I
love you click. All right, Okay, if you don't like
my idea, I think it's that's awesome. What may it
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may sound like someone was just kidnapped and they're being
thrown into the trunk of a car exactly last thing
you say. Are you worried? Now? Yeah? I probably would
have a heart attack if my sisters is like, I
love you click a plane right exactly. It's like the
plane's going down. It's your last call. I'm not sure
I love you to anybody, so it would be show
out of character of me. I know, Scary doesn't know
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what love is. I want to know what love is.
Oh I hear a song, because a great song. Well, okay,
don't do that thing. Never mind, Okay, I'm just trying
to do something. It's kind of funny right now, do it? Oh,
this is gonna be great. Can we wait to hear
her reaction? No, No, you can't. You can't wait for reaction.
That really ruins everything. I can't be doing this. Have
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you ever told her you loved her before? Remember that
time he told her you loved Okay, here we go, question,
I get ready, Here we go, Scary calling his girlfriend.
M M, she's got the life sleeps in Sidney. I
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love you right now, dude. She could be on confused
our pap heart takes again. They're doing it to their
friends and family members. All right, all right, now, what
do we want to do? I'm sorry, No, I'm not sorry.
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And that's another thing. Can we talk about saying I'm sorry? Yes,
I've gone my entire life saying I'm sorry when i'm
I really have no reason to be sorry. We do that,
like if someone's not feeling well, you're going, oh, I'm sorry, right, Actually,
you know, I'm not sorry. You're feeling awful. I mean,
I feel awful that you feel awful, But I'm not sorry.
Because when you say you're sorry, that means you've done
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something wrong, right, you're apologizing, yeah, kind of. I don't
know though, because sometimes you just you feel bad for someone,
so you're tr them. You know, you don't want them
to feel that the way they feel, so I think
it's okay. Then why do you own an apology? That's
my point. I don't think that's an apology though. I
think that's a different form of sorry. Hmmm. I don't know,
Like when you pass somebody in the store, because like
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you're both going the same direction or whatever, and you go,
oh so so sorry. Then you shouldn't apologize because you
didn't do anything wrong. But I find myself apologizing all
the time if i'm too just excuse me, yeah, exactly exactly.
We work with a couple of people who say sorry
a lot about things that I'm like, you don't have
to be sorry. Stop saying sorry. Don't do it. Well,
you know what I do. If someone says I'm sorry
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and they don't owe me and I'm sorry, I'll say, well,
what did you fart? And then if you fart, maybe
you do have a reason to apologize anyway. All right,
So two things today, call people tell him you love
to hang up on a horn. Here's uncle Johnny, and
I see what he wants. Uh, Johnny got it backwards,
hung up and then he said I love you Johnny.
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You're supposed to say I love you then hang up.
That's about That's about how you think it's all right? Hello, okay,
all right, all right? What are we doing here? Where's
it's your sam? Hi? Guys? Okay, I don't see you
in the zoom right are you? We're fearless It Leader
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Josh is currently working on my laptop, so oh cool?
All right? Who you doing your own horsecopes with? How
about Gandhi? All right? How about it? If you celebrate
a birthday today, you are celebrating with the ageless John Stamos,
who is fifty eight now, Matthew Perry, former President Bill Clinton,
and Fat Joe. Happy birthday, everybody. Capricorn withdraw from the
busy world around you and find a quiet moment to
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reflect on the day ahead. Your day is an eight Aquarius.
Seek out a close friend or a family member for advice.
You'll be glad you did your days an eight Pisces.
Be aware that you are on many people's radar. Do
you not try to hide from any discussions, instead own them.
Your day is a seven Aries. A change of scenery
will do wonders for your mind and body. Your days
and ten Taurus. Get your ducks in a row and
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have your best interests in mind when preparing for a
big presentation. Your day is a nine gem and I
go halfway when dealing with others. They'll appreciate the effort
your days and nine cancer work on behalf of a
close friend or co worker. They're in need of your help.
Your day is a nine o Leo, A playful and
fun day lies ahead. Be sure to indulge, but also
set some limits your days and eight virgo en enjoy
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a chance to cocoon yourself at home and relax. This
much needed break will do your body good. Your day
is a ten Beliebras. Be clearly on what you want.
Others will appreciate your direct and forward nature. Your days
an eight Scorpio. Do not shy away from a conversation
that has long been on your mind. Your day is
a nine. And finally, Sagittarius, be aware of your emotions
and if you're feeling upset, try not to bring the
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mood down around you. Your day is a seven. And
those your Thursday morning horoscopes. All right, excellent, excellent? All right, Danielle,
you're up next? What do you have coming up? We're
gonna be waiting a little longer for some Silk Sonic
album and Mariah Carey has a little project on the
side that she's working on. Excellent, all that and more
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com slash Elvis. So here we are Friday Eve, getting ready,
getting ready for the weekend. Guess what I'm doing this weekend.
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You'll never guess. Absolutely nothing. Nice. As my mom used
to say, I'm doing squat whatever that means. Uh yeah,
doing nothing is doing something. As I repeat myself my
favorite line, what Nate, Yeah, that's what I was gonna say.
Doing nothing is doing something. I'm sure you'll do something
while you're doing nothing. Now we'll have something going on.
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I think Alex is getting a haircut this weekend. That
could be the highlight of the whole weekend. You know
there's that. No, yeah, it's it's great. I can't wait.
I can't wait to sit here and watch the paint
peel and well because it's so humid and sticky. It is.
It really is. Danielle, What are you doing this weekend?
And we're good. It's actually going to Hershey because we
have a baseball tournament this weekend, so we're gonna do that.
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We're gonna ride the rides. And I'm actually not here
Monday because we're staying in Hershey. It extra day. It's
so exciting. Good for you, but I'm excited. Okay, we'll
miss you too. Let's all take today off Monday, all right,
let's all go to Hershey to Danielle. Okay, no better
be here. What are you doing this weekend? Gandhi? Anything good? Uh?
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Not really? I mean I feel like I've been running
around so much and not home for one weekend at all,
so I just kind of want to enjoy my weekend
being here. We'll probably see a couple of friends if
I can, but that's it. Nothing crazy, okay, all right, um,
let's go Danielle. What do you have in your Danielle Report?
All right, so let's start out with the surprise. Colin
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Jost confirmed that he and Scarlett Johansson were pregnant. But
I already have a baby. The baby is named Cosmo,
and they want obviously everything private and make sure you
give them some space and let them have, you know,
have their time with their new ones. So congratulations to them.
Lucifer the sixth season, you know, that is the end
of the show. It's gone next month, September tenth on Fox.
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There are details out there, so if you don't know
what's gonna happen, if you don't want to know what's
gonna happen. I wouldn't look around because they're all over
the place and you're gonna get a spoiler, so I'm
just warning you ahead of time. Jason Momoa sleeps with
his kids stuffed animals when he's away from all He
has a little piglet that he sleeps with, and a
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little bison named Potato that he sleeps with. And look,
when I'm away from my husband, I actually have a
little stuffed animal that he gave me right before our
wedding night. That animal everywhere name is Scooch, and I
take him everywhere. Oh yeah, he slept in Froggy's bed before.
Mariah Carey launched her own line of Irish liqueur. It's
called Black Irish, three flavors, Original Irish Cream, assaulted caramel,
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and white chocolate, and she said she's been working on
the stuff for two years and it's a playful nod
to her black and Irish heritage. So that's exciting news
for her. Silk Sonic the debut album is on the way,
but we're gonna have to wait a little bit longer
because Bruno Marr says, well, you know, I've got the bones,
but I gotta work a little bit more and he's
just a little a little tuning up. So he's working
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on that right now. And guys, we've been waiting for
the fast Pass to come back to Walt Disney World
and Walt Disneyland since the pandemic because they got rid
of it. That's what kind of helps you skip the lines.
Not a couple of rides a day. Well, it's not
coming back in the fall. They're going to give us
something called Yes the Disney Genie, And here's what that is.
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It's a planning tool that will help you personalize your
Disney day less planning, more doing, but it will not
give you access to shorter lines. It will let you
join a virtual queue, a virtual line, but if you
want to access shorter lines, you're gonna have to pay
for it now with something called like Disney Ganie Plus
and Lightning Lanes. So that is on the way at Disney. Wow, yep,
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big changes. So here's what we're watching on the Peacock
Heart to Heart new episode of that. You've got HBO,
Max Eyes on the Prize, Hollowed Ground, also Big Brothers
on the Coroners on on the CW. So there's a
lot of things on tonight if you're interested, and that
is my Danielle report. You know today is National Potato Day.
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Oh it is. I let you know, what do you
know about potatoes? Do you know enough about potatoes? One?
I like them? Baked. The potato originated in Peru and
then took the long journey to North America. The Spaniards
took it back to Spain in the sixteenth century. From
there it made its way to Italy and Northern Europe,
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then to Bermuda and then Virginia colonies of North America.
It's considered very likely that all of your potato crop
in the eighteen hundreds originated only two plants brought back
to Europe by the Spaniards. Wow, when you when you
talk about this, I picked you're a cute little potato
with eyes and the legs and a little suitcase. Mister
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potato head speaking of mister potato Head as we call
Uncle Johnny. Uh. Mister potato Head was born in nineteen
fifty two and was also the first toy to be
advertised on TV. Oh really, did you know? Potatoes and
lettuce are the two most popular fresh vegetables in the US.
Did not, Are you learning a lot of potatoes? Yeah?
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I always get confused if we're still supposed to consider
a potato of vegetable. I don't think it is. I
think it's a tuber it is. Uh. Potato is a
relative of tobacco and the tomato. Oh real, wow, I
did not know that they're served in so many different
ways including ready for the list, Yes, boiled potatoes, mash potatoes,
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baked potatoes, French fries, and hash browns. There's so many
more ways than that. I know. I wouldn't throw any
of those out the bed, No, tell you, none of
them the bed. Although it shares the same name, the
sweet potato is a root vegetable and only loosely related
to the potato. There you go. Now you know, everyone,
enjoy your potatoes today. Yes, that's all I want right
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now now I'm hungry. Let's get potatoes, guys. I have
a potato upstairs. I'm so excited. All right, Well, that said,
let's get into the feel good producer Sam Hi, didn't
I make him feel good enough with my talk about potatoes.
I'm not going to top you, Elvis, I can't. I'm
gonna be honest. All right, Well no one else wants
to either. Go right ahead, what do you have? Oh boy?
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All right. I've done multiple stories about dogs being heroes,
but today is special because it's a cat's turn. So
in England, police and volunteers were on the hunt for
an eighty three year old woman who had gone missing,
and they weren't having much luck until someone decided to
pay attention to the woman's cat. His name is Perrin,
and he was just meowing. He was just pacing back
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and forth meowing me or a cornfield kind of space
by the home, and a volunteer goes down to check
it out, and they actually found her. This poor woman
had fallen down a seventy foot embarkment into a wooded area,
which just completely hid her from anyone glancing over. It's
a super scary fall for anyone, never mind someone in
her eighties. But thankfully she did not sustain any serious
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injuries and was airlifted out of there after probably being
down for only a few hours. And I wonder, Danielle,
do you think either of your cats would meow to
save your life like at people's attention. Yes, they both would,
especially Spencer's life. Forget it. Diggie would say that one
learn English for that adorable. So thankfully she is in
fine condition and the cat's a hero. I hope he
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gets all the treats in the world. Love this story
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I swear you people act like you never get laid.
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So we're sitting here, you know, doing the show, and
then back in this dude too. In Manhattan, I hear boobies,
We see boobies. Scary runs under the control room along
with Nate. They all run to the windows. Of course,
there's a there's a hotel right across the street, and
so there's a couple out there like naked on their
balcony right in front of you, and Scary gets so excited.
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I got excited because of all the times that we've
seen some stuff come out of that hotel room. The
terrace out is right out in front of everything, and
it's so close to us. And we had two full on,
stark naked man and women women embracing out there and
doing everything like without a care in the world, exactly
totally nude. Yeah, of course, Gandhi, you shot out of
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that control room like a bullet yourself. Absolutely. I had
to verify that they weren't lying about what was going on,
and they weren't. And these two are engaged in some
weird stuff. They're dancing, there are some tweezers. There's a
cigarette there I think is a Q tip, and a dog.
Now they even though I saw them kiss in the
video that you shot, I don't know. I can't figure
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out if he's gay or European. There's something going on there.
It's the way the way he lit his cigarette. I
don't know. There's something there, right, I don't know. Well,
we can't watch anymore because as we were all leering.
He looked right up at us and then saw what
we were doing. So, but sometimes they like when you
look at them, they seem like they're a little high. Absolutely.
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The way she was up in that ear hole was crazy.
What was she doing in his ear hole? Don't know?
It looks so the way she's picking at him, you
know how like monkeys groom each other. Yeah, she's picking
at him like that, like pulling things out of his
beard and out of his hair. Then she got up
in his ear and he left the planet. I mean
his face, his eyes rolled back in his head. There's
something strange. No, they're definitely on something crazy. And then
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it looks like there's someone in the bed in the room,
like a third persons out. Yeah, looks like it. And
there's a dog. We can figure out the room number
and call them, can't we? Well, nah, you don't want
to do that. It's like, Hi, we've been watching, we're watching.
What's that Danielle? I wonder what that dog's doing? Well,
the dog's like just being a dog. You know. We
have Diamond on patrol right now for any updated development. Diamond,
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what are they doing right now? Let's go live to
Diamond because she literally just close the blind so it's
about to go down. Yeah, I don't know. There's something
going on there. I don't know. Scotty wanted to shine
the floodlight that we have on them. We have that
studio floodlight outside. Why do you want to Why do
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you want to shine a floodlight on them? Why? I
don't know. I think we should just leave them alone.
We should have just watched it. But you know, we
all ruined it for ourselves because we're so fazzy. It's
just better lighting for photos. Okay, so they close the blinds.
Now they're not letting you watch anything now, see you guys,
you're just so obvious, Like your faces are up to
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the window like a little kid in a baskin Robbins
looking at the ice cream. Scared. I hide behind the wall.
I don't like them to see me. You have hid.
And then he was like, if I move, they're gonna see.
They're gonna see what we're all doing. What are we
gonna do? I was like, they're the ones naked on
a balcony. Well, gosh, what are you gonna do? So
they had no clothing on, they have a dog running around.
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She's picking things out of his ear. And there's someone
passed out in the bed. Yeah, they probably a really
good night. Yeah, No, they're still up from last night.
They didn't sleep. No one's been sleeping in that room.
We see a lot of activity in that particular room, right, Yeah,
there's the woman just the other day. She was so
high she couldn't even She was sitting there on her
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computer and she kept falling asleep while typing on her computer.
Like you would see her type something and then her
head would bob forward and hit the screen, and then
she would reel back and then type and then her
head would bob forward, hitting the screen. I was looking
out the one that this place has become a crackdown. Yeah,
that particular room attracts all the crackheads. Well, the most
disgusting thing is I've stayed in that room the last
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snow Strong we had here. I was in that room.
Oh God, and I look. I just I looked out
the window to see how close the radio station actually was.
And you can see people walking in here, so you
can definitely see it, of course. Yeah. If we can
see them like that, they can see us the exact same. Well,
I think a lot of times. Like I said, they
like it, they like us to watch. Yeah. Remember the
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old a large guy that had like two young boys
in the room. What is going on? He's forming a
boy a boy band across the street. They weren't boyed.
I think they were probably of age, but much younger
than much younger than the photo shoot ones with three people.
So that's right. Video you were videoing each other in
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the bed. We see everything from our studio. This is
another reason why we need to get back into the studio.
So we watched the show. Uh, oh, dan, you know
what Danielle has brought us today? Oh? Yes, Danielle brought
us a special gift. When do we want to When
do you want to do your special gift? It's up
to you, you know, Well, do you want to tell
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everyone what you brought? I am doing a topic train today,
daniel Do we have a jingle for it? Everything? I
don't know? Do we let me see Danielle? Daniel Oh
my god, you have your own all right? The Danielle
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topic train to what an original idea? I love it.
I'm sure I'm going to get a text message anymoment now.
You're gonna be great. Okay, give us about an hour.
We'll do the Daniel topic Toronto from US. It's gonna
be great. We really need to take a break and
we'll be back after this. I guess messages are coming through.
(28:14):
I'd an imaginary friend drove my mom crazy. She told
me my dad hit him and killed him with the car. Apply,
my god, look at all the text. El Strand in
the Morning Show. Yeah, it's hi, Good morning everyone show.
You know what, Let's get married. Who wants to marry me? Anyone? Oh?
You're already married? Oh that's right, I am. Yeah. Um.
(28:38):
You know, look, you date for a while, you really
like each other, and you really see each other in
your future together forever. I get it. But there are
things you need to iron out before you get married.
You really should sit down and have a talk about
the way you feel about certain things. I mean there's
a million things you should be talking about, money and
kids and where you're gonna live and you know all
(28:59):
that stuff. Right. Yeah. Um, I don't know, Gandhi. I
know you're not even thinking about marriage yet right with Brandon,
But I know you love him. I don't know you
you think fondly of him? Yeah? And could you see
maybe possibly marrying him one day. No, I just marriage
isn't for me. It doesn't Okay, Yeah, I tell you
guys this all the time. I think it's more romantic
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for me personally for somebody to choose to stay with
me than have to stay with me because I involved
the government. Okay, well that's for me. No, no, no,
And I totally totally appreciate you saying that, and you
actually are. I'm sure your opinion is shared by many
people listening. They're probably got sitting there going yes, gandhi,
that's what I've been meaning to say, and I couldn't
put it into those words. But if you do want
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to get married, there are things you should be talking
about with each other. Okay, stop it, I'm doing a
show over here. We're trying to give you ideas there.
Oh these dogs, like how you should handle money? Are
you going to get a joint bank account? Whose name
or the bill's going to be in? How much debt
do you have? How are we gonna get out of debt?
(30:04):
You got to talk about these things. Get out of here,
all of you, get out of here. How many dogs
would you like to have? How should we divide the chores?
Like fifty fifty seems best unless one person works a
lot more than the person who who's not working as
much might offer to pick up the slack. I don't
know how are we going to handle disagreements now? This
(30:24):
is a difficult question to have, Froggy, When you and
Lisa decided to get married, did you have this conversation? No,
we probably should have. In this article I'm reading, they're
saying you need to pretend fight to see how it goes.
That makes no sense, no way, because what happens when
you really fight is so different than to pretend fight.
(30:46):
Come on now, and we didn't have to pretend fight.
We had enough real we didn't. Here's a good question. Hey,
before we get married, I gotta ask you. Are you
open to couples therapy if we need it? Well, that's
an important one. Yeah. I like that. Yeah, because someone
may say, no way, I'm not going to go to
a couple of therapists. And it's good to know that. Right.
(31:07):
Where will we spend our holidays? Will you do Thanksgiving
with one family and maybe Christmas or Hanka at another? Yeah?
We got to plan ahead because people have traditions with
their families. Yeah. Well, I'm going to marry you, but
I have to be one of my parents every Christmas?
Well where am I going to be? You know? Do
you want kids? How will we be parents? Yea? What
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religion will we bring them up? That's important to a
lot of people. How will you discipline them? Yep? God,
getting married to a lot of stuff to think about.
There's two other things that I think. One is if,
if needed, would your mother ever be living with us?
That's a good question, right right. A lot of people
be like, no, that's important. Irry a whole family, not
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just that person. And then the other thing is when
your dogs are growling and made me think are you
a pet person? Because a lot of people, once they
get married, want to have a dog or a cat
or something else. Are you allergic to animals? Will that
make a big you know, if that could have some
kind of an impact if someone tells you they never
want a pet and you really want to pet. Yeah.
It was kind of funny as we have this conversation.
All scary here is wa I just it's not that
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I can't relate to it, but I'm just listening to
all this and I'm like, Nope, don't have to worry
about that. Don't have to worry about that. Don't have
to worry about that. That's what I'm checking boxes in
my head. So you firmly believe that marriage isn't for you,
just as much as Gandhi believes the marriage isn't for her.
Correct except um, I get pounded by Danielle for it,
and Danyelle will not say a word to Gandhi about it.
About getting marriage. I haven't said a word to you
about it in the last now she hasn't said a word.
(32:42):
But you know, I always get chastising. Why did you
want to get married? I don't understand. I'm curious to
see if the other half feels the same way that
you got. Like if I asked Brandon, would he say
the same thing? And if I asked Robin, would she
say the same thing? Like do they agree with you? Guys? Yeah,
Brandon agrees with me. How about you, scared? I'm guessing
that'd be a good conversation. Half. I just I just
(33:04):
find it interesting that you don't come down on your sister, Gandhi.
I'm like, I'm waiting to hear Danielle jump in and
interject and saying you gotta get married and have kids
and lived a life. Oh you don't have to do
nobody has to. Yeah, I don't. I mean your opinion
if it makes any difference. Danielle has said she wants
to see us get married so that she can come
to a big Indian wedding and gay. Yeah, because it's
(33:26):
a party. I want that week long celebration. I want
to get dressed up and I want to get the Hannah.
I want all that. Okay for Danielle. So you could
put your if you could put your beliefs on the
back burner. Gunn you just get married, daniell want to
Danielle wants to go to your Indian wedding. Okay? Uh? God?
So Froggy walks in this morning, goes, Oh, I'm a genius.
(33:47):
I made Hello Fresh for dinner last night, and I
don't I don't think you're late for the party. Let's
talk about Hello Fresh, as you know, they are partners
of ours. And if you go to Hello Fresh dot
com slash Elvis and use the code to Elvis, you
get up to fourteen free meals, including free shipping. That's
the code Elvis at Hollo fresh dot com slash Elvis.
What did you make last night? I made basalmic tomato
(34:08):
and herb chicken over buttery garlic spaghetti. And I'm telling
you what, basalmic tomato and herb chicken over buttery garlic spaghetti.
And it was. It tasted like something from a gourmet restaurant.
I can't believe I made this? And what did the
lasa say about it? The whole time we sat there eating?
(34:28):
In between bites, she would go, I can't believe you
actually made this, but I watched you do it, she said,
I'm mildly turned on that you made this. That's it.
You know, if if Foggy can pull that off, anyone
can pull it off. Hello Fresh. They do all the
heavy lifting for you. They do the shopping, they do
(34:49):
a lot of the prep work, and all you do
and they measure it out. All you do is just
put it together. And your genius. It's so easy. Like
you open the bag, everything's in there that you need.
It comes with I mean step by step. I am.
I am no chef. Let me tell you right now.
I mean for me to cook buttered popcorn in the
microwave is a real step. I made this meal that
I still can't be I took pictures. I called everybody
(35:10):
I knew and told them about It was so good.
And tonight we're making more. Tonight we're making firecracker meatballs. Oh,
firecracker meatballs. I got yesterday too. I got my Hello
Fresh yesterday, and tonight I'm gonna make a chicken dish.
I don't think it's the same one, but I think
it's similar. Well, look, you're also saving money. Hello Fresh
as meals are like thirty percent cheaper than the grocery
store if you bought all this stuff yourself. Check it
(35:30):
out again. Hello Fresh dot com. Slash Elvis and use
the code to Elvis to get fourteen free meals, including
free shipping. Very cool. We love them. A conversation makes
me salty. Salty. Everybody got the Hello Fresh except me
as a boy in the refrigerator. That's not yesterday, it's yours.
Why did you guys find this out yesterday afternoon? Got
(35:53):
here in this morning? I saw it was still there.
Look at you getting all sassy when you're a Hello
Fresh is in the back. I'm going to go get
all right your free money. It's not even free money.
Phone tap. Your phone tap is worth absolutely nothing and
that's coming up in a few minutes. Right now, we
get into the three things we need to know from
the past. Salty, Gandhi, unsalted, unsalted, what's going on? Gandhi.
(36:15):
Survivors of Hades massive seven point two earthquake are asking
for help to arrive more quickly, saying it isn't coming
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twenty two hundred, with about thirty thousand families still homeless.
Officials are asking for tarps and tents, as well as
food and clean water to add to the chaos. Hospitals
are now damaged, maxed out with patients and struggling due
(36:36):
to lack of equipment. The Prime Minister says the country
is physically and mentally destroyed. If you can donate unisf
dot org. President Biden is now vowing to stay in
Afghanistan until all American citizens are out. That means troops
could remain in the country past August thirty first. More
than eight thousand people have been evacuated since Sunday, when
the Taliban took control of Kabul. Defense leaders are saying
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that they aren't allowed to expand the perimeter around the airport.
There but the FAA is approving US carriers and civilian
pilots to conduct relief flights. And finally, if we all
just want to maybe feel a little useless for a moment,
think about this. If you're a fan of baseball, you
already know the name Emmanuel Beltray. Maybe maybe not, but
(37:20):
he is the hottest new prospect. So a lot of
people have been talking about him. If you do know
who he is, you also know he's twelve years old.
Really yeah, he's a short stot. They say he's got
everything speed, hands, agility, throwing accuracy. He's so impressive that
his prospect tracking site has him rated at twelve years
old as an eight point five out of ten. But
(37:41):
he can't have a class ranking because he's not part
of any class until twenty twenty eight. So they're just
watching a twelve year old for this long. I know
it's crazy. Good for him. And those are your three things.
Thank you, Gandhi your phone tap, next, God's Morning Show,
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Elvis Durand's phone tap, Garry. You're about to redeem yourself,
all right, Michael Oppenheimer. We love our Michael Oppenheimer phone tap.
Dear Elvis, I want to play a phone tap on
my friends office co workers. These guys are always hard
at work in their sales and telemarketing office. I would
love it if they received an unsuspecting call during the
(38:23):
business day from Michael Oppenheimer offering one of his sales pitchens.
Thank you, we love your morning show, Janice. Okay, here's
how it's gonna work. Scary is going to start the
call as Michael Oppenheimer, and halfway through the call, the
mail receptionist will forward the call to his manager to
deal with this problem. So obviously we have a problem
about to happen. Michael Oppenheimer, Good afternoon. This is mister
(38:47):
Michael Oppenheimer from the Regina Steamer Carpet Cleaner Service. How
are you doing today, sir? Are you looking for and
we have a once in a lifetime offer we'd like
to give you today, sir, speaker, mister Michael Oppenheimer. For
three hundred ninety nine dollars nine cents, you can get
this beautiful Regina Steamer carpet cleaner. Have you ever heard
of those TV commercials? Sir? What how'd you get the summer?
(39:07):
We're going down our list today of people to call. No,
thank you, If you act now, you can receive this
oric upright minivac for an additional charge. But actually, sir,
it works really well. I don't need it. Why don't
you need it, sir? Because I don't need it. Don't
you have a rug in your house? Gotta come up
with a bit of pitch and that you do you
live at home? Sir? Oh? I live home. Wouldn't your
(39:29):
mom or dad like this for perhaps a holiday? Come in? No?
Don't they have a birthday? Sir? What's your company names?
I can report you the Regina Steamer carpet cleaner. Okay,
what is the number there? Recorto? Okay, I should be
asking you these questions, so I'm asking you're you're harassing me.
I'm not harassing you, sir? What is your number? What
are you writing this down for? Give me your name
(39:51):
and number? Are you reporting me? You? Who is this?
This is mister Michael Oppenheimer, Sir? Stop calling, sir. I'd
like your email address so we can put you when
I'm on listen. This is not for you. You're horrible.
(40:12):
Would you like to sign a for reginus team? Stop
calling me? No, act now and receive this up call
and I know exactly who to call, and I'm actually
gonna get a tape recorder and I'm gonna tape everything.
Do I care about an oric minivac? Who the hell
is this? This is okay, Oppenheimer, take the minivac stick,
(40:34):
getting your backside and go vacuum up some dust. To
speak your father, now, get the hell out of you.
You're being very rude. I'm offering you the Regina steam
or carpet cleaner. I care about a Regina Steamer ghost team.
Your mom's with the Regina Steamer. Okay, going to Fried
rise of a Chest? You know what's author great? Send
me twenty on a trial basis. What's your name, sir?
(40:54):
My name is Mike, Mike. This is mister Michael. I'm
a nice to meet your. My name is Mike too, am.
I name is Michael. Well, I'll tell you what what's
your number? Since I'm on to do not call this
and you want to harass me a little freak, don't
be located your Regina steam of fruitful if we do
not respect? Did you not call this? Sir? Okay? That's great?
Do you respect the twelve thousand dollars? Fine, I'm gonna
(41:15):
put on you, sir. Are you're getting angry with me?
For Greek? This is just me. I'm a happy chipper
roof camper each day. My name is mister Michael Eppenheimer,
and I'm just trying to sell you something. Who's your supervisor?
I'll tell you what. We'll upgrade you with the latest
model next year when it comes out for free. Excuse me, yes, sir,
I asked you who is your supervisor? You freak? I
(41:35):
am the supervisor, sir, Hey supervise this. Let me take
you through the numbers here about sales number one. I
appreciate your persistence because I'm a salesman myself too. I
don't take not interested for an answer. I wait for
someone to hang up on me. But I have all
day while you're trying to sell that Regina Superhandy cleaner
or whatever you gotta. All right, I think it would
(41:55):
be best for you to move on to the next
phone call. I think it will be best for me
to tell you that this is scary Jones. You've been
phone tapped. You got to put this on the l
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you are caller one hundred. Oh yes, Dan, let me
introduce myself. Oh gosh, Elvis Durand on the story. Elvis
Durrand in the Morning Show. Such a reduction face this,
(43:00):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. We got so much
to do. Danielle brought us a topic train. We're gonna
get that into that a minute. What made you think, oh,
I'm gonna do a topic train. Actually, Nate and I
were discussing yesterday and he goes, I think it would
be good if you did a topic train. I go, oh, okay,
you got it, So I did one. I love that. Okay, Well,
that's on the way. Of course, Daniel's doing her Daniel Report.
(43:21):
We're gonna go around the room in a minute. I
don't know. You know, they call it an earworm when
you got a song in your head you just can't
get it out. Oh yeah, they say the only way
to get it out is to hear the whole song.
Oh yeah, they say that's how you get a song
out of your head. Oh so I got a song
in my head, I can't get it out of my head.
I'm gonna I'll share that with you in just a second.
(43:42):
So Danielle, you're at first, what's going on? All right?
So let's start with j Low and a Rod. I
already told you that she took him off of Instagram.
She scrubbed it clean. Well, now i'm hearing that they're
gonna cut business ties as well, that she doesn't want
anything to do with them anymore. And you know, for
a while there she was saying, well, we're selling business,
we're gonna keep it cordial. Yeah. I wish I was
(44:02):
a fly on the wall to know what exactly went down,
but I think everybody's saying it's cheating. So I'm just saying.
Kendall Jenner was in the Hampton's to promote her tequila brand,
and she got mistaken for somebody that was working at
the party. Somebody offered her one hundred dollar tip as
she served shots behind the bar, and they didn't realize
it was actually Kendall, who owns the tequila brands. Does
(44:24):
she take it? I don't know if, because she really
needs that one. TMZ caught up with Britney Spears's boyfriend
Sam and said, Okay, are we gonna see her perform again?
And he said absolutely, and then followed it up with
hopefully absolutely, hopefully Yeah. Captain America number four when it
comes back, Anthony Mackie will be back as the Falcon.
(44:47):
He is the first one to sign on to the film,
so I will keep you posted as more people sign on.
Paris Hilton sat down with our boy Jimmy Fallon and
she was talking about her upcoming wedding and maybe she
will have a Guinness Book of World Records for the
most outfit changes at her own wedding, because she says
she will probably have at least ten because she likes
(45:08):
outfit changes. Look, it's hard enough finding one wedding dress.
Ten outfits for your wedding is a lot, but she
said the wedding is going to go over a couple
of days. It's going to be a big celebration over
a couple of days. Kelly Clarkson said that she had
no idea what the impact of American Idol would have.
She said that when they first did the show, because
you know, she was in the first season, they thought
it was a joke. They were there for the paycheck.
(45:30):
They didn't think anything would come of this show. And
here we are, how many seasons live? Really? So yeah,
so crazy. Keanu Reeves once said I could live on
what I've already made for the next few centuries. And
he wasn't kidding. This guy is worth like three hundred
and sixty million dollars Reeves, Yes, And they said he
is going to become a billionaire eventually. He has back
(45:54):
end deals, he has this pay structure which he gets
an increase after each film is made. They said, nuts,
what he makes so good? Good for him? Would you
ever think in a millionaires that Keanu Reeves has that
much cash? No, when I read it, I was like,
am I reading the right thing? Good for him? Yeah? Exactly.
Guys Walt Disney World and Walt Disneyland. I know we've
(46:14):
been waiting for the fast Pass to come back because
they got rid of it during pandemic. Well it's not
coming back. You're gonna get something new in the fall,
called the Disney Genie. It is a planning tool. It
will personalize your Disney day. Instead of planning, you'll have
more time to play. It's a free service where you
will join a virtual queue of virtual line that will,
I guess tell you when it's time to come to
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the ride. But not a fast pass, because if you
want the fast pass thing, it's going to cost you money.
It's Disney Genie plus or Lightning Lanes. And I guess
they'll explain more when we get closer. Danielle, how much
do you think it costs for a family afford to
go to Disney World, Oh, Mike, and spend let's say
three days, thousands of thousands of dollars. My sister says
(46:57):
she can do it on a budget, though, And my
sister is awesome with clanning Disney on a budget. I
told her she needs to start a company. Disney on
a budget. What a great name for a company. But
for me, it costs a lot of damn money. Well,
because you'd like to go shopping, you like to eat,
I mean, but to tickets alone. I mean they're talking
about I mean it's they're one hundreds of dollars for tickets, right, yeah, yeah,
of course, Like what's it? What's it calls to get
(47:19):
into Disney if you're if you're a Florida citizen, do
we know I'm looking at right now. It's crazy. It's cheaper,
but you know, I will I do vote Disney World
as my place. I would love to be locked in
overnight when no one's I mean, you couldn't ride the
rides unless year, you know, I had like a remote control.
I don't know how that works, but I would like
(47:39):
to sleep in the haunted mansion. Thank you. Okay, what
do you have frog? It says right here ticket prices.
You can get a two day ticket. It's seventy five
dollars per day, one hundred and fifty per ticket if
you are a Florida resident. Wow. Okay, what if you're
not a Florida resident, it goes up to about two
hundred and fifteen dollars per ticket. Okay, it's so insane.
All right, Back to you, Danielle thank you. And here's
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here we'll end up with this. Here's what we're watching.
Peacock gives you Heart to Heart, HBO Max Eyes on
the Prize, Hollowed Ground. You also have on HBO Max
Looney Tunes Cartoons. They're giving you a back to school special.
I know everybody hates to hear back to school. I'm sorry.
Big Brother is on and over in the CW the
series premiere of Coroner, and that is my Danielle report.
All right, cool, let's go around the room. What's on
(48:22):
your mind. I want to hear what's in your head,
and then I'll tell you what's in my head. I
got a song in my head. Oh okay, gotta get
it out. We're gonna play it. We gotta purge it.
Uh straight, Nate, what are you thinking today? Okay, it's
a little road trip for some of us. We're doing
the broadcast from the Jersey Shore and I'm actually kind
of excited. A couple of us are gonna grab dinner
tonight and I googled there's a red lobster right there. Yes, biscuit,
(48:46):
Baby biscuits. Tell ye, I am so excited. Dinner's on me. Well,
good going, Big spender. Yeah, biscuits. Here are you going?
You're gonna order everything on the Red Red Lobster menu.
I'm going. But now that Nate's paying, we can actually
go to Let's let's go now I'm buying red lobster.
(49:11):
All right, I'm in. Okay, I'm sure here I come.
I wish I was down there to night. That sounds
like fun. I can, I can. I gotta watch the dogs,
my wildest dream come true. Danielle, what are you thinking? So?
Yesterday my sister said, hey, I'm making dinner. You want
to come over and eat? I said sure. When I
got there, it was the best. I mean, it was
(49:31):
crap food, but it was the best food. She made
these little chicken wings and so I've had them in
this like garlic butter. Then she had a pizza in
the oven and white Castle sliders. This was the best day.
I'm like, dude, this is the best dinner ever. And
we didn't sit down to eat. We kind of all
stood around and eight. It was fantastic. Thank you to
my sister for providing me with the most wonderful meal
(49:54):
last night. It sounds very neglectic, it really was, Froggy,
What are you thinking? Today, So I just to say that,
and most people know this anyways, Danielle is one of
the most thoughtful people that live on this planet. My
son had the oral surgery done on Tuesday and he's
doing very well. But Danielle sent him just a couple
of balloons and a little gift bag yesterday and it
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came to the door and it really truly did to
put a smile on his face. And we all just
looked at each other and we talked to Danielle and
I just Danielle, thank you. We love you so much.
You know your family. He had his wisdom teeth yanked out,
and you put a smile on his face and it hurts.
Stop it, Hey, producer Sam, what are you thinking? So
(50:37):
I love people who find ways to not insult other people.
And by that, I got to throw a shout out
to Scary because I bought a new pair of shoes again, Danielle.
I'm sure you'll hate them because they're Birkenstocks, but oh god,
I love Birkenstocks, and these are extra fabulous Birkenstocks because
they're multicolored. And I just tried them on on my
show Scary. I'm like, Scary, look at my new shoes
(50:59):
and he goes, look at you. Mom always taught me
if you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything.
I cracked the hell up. Well you did say something.
It's the way you said it. Very you, Sam James.
I'm fine with it, Scary, I love you. Thanks for
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not completely crapping on me. But I do know that's
what you meant. Wait, is it wrong that sometimes I
will see a pair of shoes and I'm like, yeah,
but Sam would like these. No, what's up? Scary Diamond
is just downright hysterical and lude at the same time.
We love our diamonds. We're talking to her in the
(51:42):
studio before we started the show today and she goes,
hold on a second, I gotta go out and take
a fart. She walked out of the studio. She lifted
up one leg and did a little Chuchu train with
her arm and goes and push it right out and
then goes on to say, hey, you do that with
you in front of your girl friend. I'm like, I
would never, I said, I don't. We don't do push outs.
(52:03):
We don't make a big production out of it. But
if it happens, it happens. I don't know, but Scary
also applauded for Diamond like it was the greatest thing
he'd ever seen. He was like, yeah, yeah, for the tutor.
Oh she Diamond can get away with it because she's Diamond.
She's our queen. Yeah. Hey, we saved our other queen
for last GONDI, what are you thinking today? I was
(52:24):
thinking that yesterday I went out to a fabulous meal
with one of our friends, and we stuffed ourselves to
the point that it was like uncomfortable dinner time. Walks
are the best. If you eat too much, just take
a walk. I know that it's like common sense and
a lot of people already do it, but it made
me feel so much better, and I was like, oh,
there's something to this. Walk it off. When you've eaten
too much, which I've been doing a lot lately, take
(52:46):
a walk. It'll be good for you. And gargle with water.
Very good for your health. These things very good. All right,
I'm gonna take a walk now. Okay, but first we
got to get into Danielle's topic trade. I'm excited. Yeah,
here we go, Scary, hold on, I had this out
of order around you. Yeah, because you've put them there, Daniel, Daniel, Well,
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she's got her own singers. It's everything I tell you.
I hid them. It's the best day. Not only Friday Eve.
We also have Froggy and food news on the way.
But Daniel's topic train, All right, what are your topics?
What do you want to call in and talk to
you about? Now here we go impressions and sounds. I
do a perfect Elmo voice and a siren that sounds
exactly like either an ambulance or a police car. Can
(53:37):
you do a spot on impression of someone or something
and can we hear it? Call us? Thank you? Wow,
that's good. Called Diamond now at one eight hundred two
two zero one hundred all right? What else? Spare body parts?
So I have a wonky toe that I honestly don't
mean need. I mean I have nine others, so really,
what's the deal? So if my wonky toe was gone,
I really wouldn't be too upset about it. If you
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had to give up one of your body parts, what
would it be? N Why? Oh, okay, my second chin
saying okay, all right, you say, okay, I don't need it?
All right, hold on, you've gotta called diamonds right with
your wonky toe or whatever a body part you need
to get rid of. One eight hundred two four two
zero one hundred all right, next, all right, con jobs.
(54:19):
So in high school, the seniors sold me a pass
to the pool on the roof for like five bucks.
There was no pool on the roof. But you probably
have gotten conned by someone, or maybe you haven't. But
if you have, what was it and how much did
you spend on it? We've all been conned, haven't we? Yes? Yes, yes,
all right, called diamond. Now, how are you conned? One
eight hundred two two zero one hundred all right? Can't
(54:40):
sleep without it? Jason Momoa said he can't sleep without
his kids stuffed animals when he's away from them. He
has like a little piggy that he sleeps with. You know,
is there something that you can't sleep without? I have
a cute little stuffed animal called scooch that my husband
gave me, and I can't sleep without that. So call
us all right, all let's go what can you not
sleep with or without? Call diamond now at one eight
(55:03):
hundred two two zero one hundred, all right, and this
is one favor more, Yeah, this is one I threw
in because you know, we just have to fave serial killers.
We all know serial killers are terrible, awful people, but
some of them are so interesting. Who is your favorite
serial killer? And why? Bonus points if you actually no
(55:23):
one like we do. Nate. Yeah, there you go. Okay,
go ahead and tell us about your favorite serial killer.
Call Diamond now she's standing by one eight hundred two
for two zero one hundred. All right, I got a
song in my head. I can't get rid of it. Oh,
you get stuck in my head? Old yesterday I was
(55:45):
walking around the house coming because I'm happy. I can't
get rid of it. Now it's out of my head,
and now it's invine that everyone else is. No, it's
in your head, from my head to your head. The
song in my head happy all day yesterday, and everyone's like,
(56:05):
why can't you stop singing that? I can't get rid
of it. It drives me insane. It was all day,
all night, and now it's gone. Thank you purged um.
All right, Daniel's topic train. We're so excited. Let's get
into it, Daniel. A lot of people calling it Daniel.
(56:25):
All right, I'll do the phone and you do the
talking ready. Line fifteen is Tricia. Hello, Trisha, welcome to
Daniel's topic train. Which topic are you calling about? Um?
I can do noises? Okayse noise? Can you do? Trisha? Um?
I can do a monkey and I am super super nervous.
I love you guys, you guys, you are my favorite.
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Thank you so much. You're gonna do a nervous monkey.
Here we go, a nervous monkey. Okay, here we go.
That's right, very good. Now have you heard Danielle's siren before.
This is the most obnoxious soundel everywhere sound. You're gonna
really hate this. Okay, go away from the microphone. Yes,
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you do listen to this. God I don't because I'm
driving right now behind me. That was just awful, all right, Tricia,
thank you. Thanks. I love you guys so much. Thank you.
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We loved your nervous monkey. Line thirteen. Uh, Marie from
Richmond can do a pretty decent dolphin. All the animal
sounds are coming to live. Hey Marie, welcome to the show. Now,
when did you start noticing that you can actually impersonate
a dolphin? Oh gosh, I feel like I was in
middle school and I just gave it a whirl. And
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here we are all right, here we go. Oh my god,
I'm nervous. Okay, a nervous dolphin. Do it again again.
Oh gosh, the talent what you have in our audience
is just massive. Dude, we can make a zoo Marie,
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Thank you very much. Having a safe drive. Okay, thanks
for listening to us. Uh, let's see. Let's jump topics
only eighteen Angelica Angelica? Which topic? Well, Hello, are you
impersonating an animal? Are you calling him on something else? No,
I'm calling about being conned on something. Oh, Danielle, what
was that one? So? Yeah? Tell us? Um, okay. So
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I had books of travel nursing assignment and needed to
find a place to stay in Washington, DC pretty quickly,
within like a week's notice. Um, and I live in Jersey.
So I was doing everything online and I couldn't tour anything.
I found a beautiful apartment, went through you know the
process of a like reading the lease and everything. Um,
(58:57):
it was kind of sketchy now I look back on it.
This lady wanted payments, but they weren't to her. It
was to a so called attorney bone behold. I sent
like three separate payments a total of twenty one hundred
dollars um through like Zell and Venmo, and it ended
up not like the apartment was not existent and I
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could never get in contact with this lady again. The
leader curve numbers and I had a file of federal
apport and I still had not gotten the money back.
How people are just a holes that they do that
to people. Yeah, yeah, and they just disappear that just
so taken advantage of and stupid. Well you're not, but
(59:38):
you'll learned and we all learned from you. So there
you go. All right, Angelica, not as fun as a
dolphin impersonation, but I'm glad you called. Yeah that's a
lot of money, all right, And yeah it was not great,
but I love you guys. I listened to you on
my drive home from work every morning, and um, I
just love you guys. Do you want to buy a bridge?
(01:00:04):
I got a bridge for sale. Okay, thank you, have
a great day. And Joe, let's see it's Daniel's topic train.
She came up with the topics. Let's go talk to Catherine.
Line fourteen. Katherine, which of Daniel's topics are you calling about?
I am calling about what I can't sleep without a
Jason Mamala can't sleep without stuffed animals from his kids.
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What can't you sleep without? Mine? Too? Is also stuffed animals,
but it's because my fiance. They got it for me,
and he proposed to me while I was holding a
real flop. So there's like a lot of you know,
meaning behind it. So now I can't go anywhere without
my stuffed flops or sleep without it. There are a
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lot of people that don't admit it. They always have
to take their little stuffed animals with them. So yours
is a stuffed sloth. You remember Carla Marie who used
to work with us. She has this teddy bear that
she's had since she's a kid. It is the dirtiest,
stinkiest teddy bear and she takes this thing every I've
to sleep with the book it's amost like spit. Oh.
I have one of those, but I don't take it
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with me anymore. I stopped taking her with me places.
She's lost one eye, a nose, both ears. Oh god,
this sounds sad waking up next to a stuffed animals
no ears and no eyes. Now, all right, Catherine, thank you,
you and your sloth have a beautiful day. Okay, let's
see Daniel's top at train line five. No one's called
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in about their body parts takingly with up. Yeah, hello
Danielle from Danbury, Connecticut. You got conned out of money?
I did. I got conned out of three hundred dollars.
How so this Dirk who was my friend, Um, we
went to buy weed and we went all the way
to Pokeepsie and we went to his aunt's house. He
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walks inside and you're supposed to go get my stuff.
He's inside for like forty five minutes. I see him
walk out and I'm like, where are the eff are
you going? So then I see him walk back into
his aunts. Wait another like thirty minutes, and I'm getting
like pet because I want my butt. So I walked
into his aunt's house and I say, hey, where's the
(01:02:05):
at and she goes, oh, he left. And I said
when did he leave? And she goes, oh, he left
like twenty minutes ago. Oh so you got condent a
three hundred bucks worth of weed? Yea, and the guy
just left for the back door. Hey it again? Did
you ever see him again or talk to him again? No?
(01:02:29):
If I see him again, I'm hitting him on my head.
What kind of world are we live with you when
we can't trust our drug dealers? Thank you? All right, Daniel,
I'm sorry about that. Hope. I hope you find him.
Hit him in the head. Hold on, thank you? You
can hear the anger. Uh let's see what about Lindsay
(01:02:50):
on line seven. Hello Lindsey, Welcome to Daniel's topic train.
Good morning, guys. So excited to be on the You're
excited to have you here. Which of Daniel's topics you're
calling about? Um? Well, I was gonna do serial killer,
but then you mentioned nobody said anything about a body part?
So I do have a body part? Do you both
basically get rid of? Okay, Daniel, you gotta ask you
(01:03:12):
a question, so tell me. Tell You've got two topics,
so give us both. Okay. So the body part I
can get rid of is my pancreas because I've been
a Type one diabetic for thirty three years. Wow, it
just sits in my body doing gus bing. Oh Damniel
pancreas and the sailor and serial killer? Who's your favorite
(01:03:33):
serial killer? And do you know them? I mean I
wish because it's such a babe. But head Bundy such
a babe, your pancreas exactly do you want to get
rid of it? Him? He's a babe, a serial killing babe.
(01:03:58):
All right, thank you Lindsay for your uh superfluous body
part and your favorite serial killer. That was a lot
of fun. Line twelve is Tyler Danielle. He's all yours,
all right, Tyler, I hear you do an impression. What
is your impression? My impression is a raven oh before okay,
(01:04:19):
go ahead, all right, ah ah ah nevermore again. That's great,
that's a great raving. Yeah ah. Always fun and parties, Tyler, Tyler,
(01:04:42):
come to our party. We want everyone to hear your
raven impersonation. Alright, Tyler, to come to your guys at
this party. I actually learned that on went on a
similar trip, has gone to you earlier this year. And
how's out west at all the national parks and there's
loads of them all over the place. I learn how
to make it from them. Thank Tyler, thanks for listening
to us. Let's move on to line one and Emily.
(01:05:04):
Oh my god, I'm so excited because I can have
a conversation with Emily. Emily is going to do a
personation of Cookie Monster. And I'm gonna do Elmo and
we're gonna have a conversation. This will be the most
irritating moment in radio. Emily. Hi, yeah, definitely, all right,
I'm gonna start here we go, Emily, Elma left you.
(01:05:27):
What are you doing today? Emily? Oh, I'm on my
way to get some O. God, I wish I was
high right now. Favorite caller of the day. Thank you, Emily. Yeah,
I'm I'm a teacher and so um whenever my kids
have a birthday, they get a request a impression for
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their song. So Cookie Monster is a big one. I
bet all right. Thank you, Emily, Thank you very much.
Have a great day. Thanks for being a teacher. We
love our teachers. Finally, online three is Tim. Hello, Tim,
Welcome to Daniel's talk of train. Take it away, Daniel.
All right, Tim, what I heard you? Everybody can do
impressions today. This is great, Tim, What impression are you
leaving us with? It's a Carl sling blade. Oh my god,
(01:06:20):
we love sling blade. Got taters, that's something bright Taters
in there. I was both were blade. I call it,
I call it a sling blade. I called it a
cond we blade. That is really right. On. Excellent, Thank
(01:06:45):
you Tim, Well, thank you Tim. Hold On. What a second,
there you go, Daniel's talp of train so much fun.
Wasn't sling blade guy? Wasn't he a serial killer? Did
he kill anyone? Well, he kind of ended up into one,
but all right, excellent, good job, Danielle, fabulous. I'm glad
(01:07:13):
you did that. Other than the siren and the Elmo impersonation,
come on, now, that conversation was great. Yeah, all right,
into the three things we need to know, Gandhi. What's
going on right now? President Biden says we now have
the tools to start providing COVID booster shots next month.
We've been talking about this all week. The plan is
for adults to get that third dose eight eight months
after their second shot. That'll happen once the FDA approves
(01:07:37):
Fiser and Maderna vaccines beyond just emergency use. The President
admits this is coming as other countries are still unprotected,
but he's promising to take care of America and help
the world. At the same time, more than twenty million
people are now bracing for flooding from Virginia to Vermont.
Remnants of tropical depression Fred could dump heavy rain in
(01:07:57):
the area, along with dangerous winds and possible tornadoes. The
storm has already caused up to fourteen tornadoes in Georgia
and the Carolinas as of Tuesday, and now at least
thirty five people are missing in North Carolina in one
North Carolina county due to rising water. And finally, when
it comes to their performance at the Tokyo Olympics, have
(01:08:18):
you seen how upset the Russians are what happened? They
are now crying foul, even though they landed the third
most medals seventy one of them, twenty which were gold.
The Russian Olympic Committee agreed that they underperformed, but says
it wasn't their fault. They claimed the fix was in
and outcomes were planned in advance, also claiming other countries
were a pack of Rusophobic beasts headed by the United States.
(01:08:40):
Then the deputy speaker of the Russian State called Americans
moral freaks and didn't even understand why anybody wants to
discuss this quote parade of freaks and perverts with anybody else.
So we'll see how this We're a parade of freaks
and perverts. Thank you. I know a good time. I know. Yeah, Well,
some people would be very upset, called a parade of
(01:09:00):
freaks and perverts. We actually, we're welcome back. We're welcome it.
Thank you, you're fabulous. All right, we'll take a break.
We're back after this. We're watching everything you text yescary,
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limitations apply in the Morning Show. All right, so tomorrow
morning we're at Jenkinson's Point, Pleasant Beach down the Jersey Shore.
(01:09:47):
I know for a fact that Shawn Mendes is coming
by to see us. He may do a song, may not.
We don't know. They're saying he will, but it hasn't
been confirmed. Also, who's going to be performing with us?
We have two other artists on too, don't we. Yeah, Max,
I love Matt really yeah. I love it when he
wears his his like bath, Matt as a jacket else
(01:10:08):
and Conan Grey Conan great. Wow. Okay, so that's during
our show tomorrow morning as we come to Live from
the beach. It's our beach match. So some of you
guys are going down to the shore tonight, right, Yes?
Who all is going down tom I'm going down with
Dandhi and straight Nate. That's three of us and Danielle
are going to drive down and meet either tomorrow morning.
Yuh So you're gonna go out for dinner? And Nate
(01:10:29):
proclaimed in front of everyone and were we bear witness?
He says, I'm gonna take you guys out to dinner.
We're going to Red Lobster. L Yes, And I don't
see the problem in this. I looked at the map.
The hotel is literally across the street from a Red Lobster.
We can just walk there, we want to drive. Okay.
Here's the thing about about Point Pleasant Beach and all
(01:10:50):
the Jersey Shore. You have nothing against Red Lobster, okay,
but you have a lot of great local mom and
pop places like Shrimp Box is really good down there,
and the list goes on and on and on. But
they ain't got Cheddar Bay Biscuits. It's right, Nate. You
can walk into Spikes Seafood and walk a pick your
fish and then they cook it right there. They give
(01:11:11):
you Cheddar Bay biscuits here. No, there you go. Had
a lot of local people work at Red Lobster. Okay,
there's a place called Red's Lobster Pot. We can go
at Cheddar Baby biscuits. You know what else is great
down there? Surf Taco. Oh no, no, wait a minute,
what is wrong with going to Red Lobster. Let them
go to Red Lobster? Can we go to both? Can
we do two dinners? Let's get there early. We'll have
(01:11:33):
a first dinner. Then we can chill for a little bit,
maybe smoke And are you gonna get dinner? You're gonna
course it out. You're gonna have Cheddar Bay biscuits at
Red Lobster and then roll over to shred Ball. I'm
not doing two dinners. People surf Taco for dessert? All right? Well,
Alvis doesn't want that a lot of people were texting
it and yelling at Nate, how dare you? Well, here's
(01:11:53):
the thing, Right Lobster does employ locals. Yeah, they you know,
it's just something fun whatever. It was always a treat
when my uncle came to town and we would go
to the Red Lobster. Oh my god, I look forward
to that like nothing else. Talking in past tense, it's
still good. And it's a shame. There's no olive garden
down there there that would be awesome, or an outback
(01:12:16):
steakhouse all three in a row, bang bang bang, Look
at gandhi see anyway, Well, wherever you go, you are paying.
You're gonna pay. No, no, no, I've made this very clear.
When we go to Red Lobster, big Daddy, he's putting
down a credit card. But if it's not Red Lobster, okay,
so I would I would say, let him host you
at the Red Lobster. I'm eating alone tonight. I got
(01:12:40):
no beef with any of this. What is wrong with you?
But hey, hey, let me meet alone. That guy Scary
doesn't eat alone. He just lied to us. Scary doesn't
know how to go to a restaurant and eat by himself.
He's made that very clear. So he's full of crap.
If I could choose between Red Lobster or local, I'm
going local tonight. Okay, have fun, you're you'll be by yourself.
That's just go to Red Lobster. Come on, man, I
(01:13:04):
love Red Lobster. But don't get me wrong. But okay,
how do we not get that wrong? You'll be fine, Okay,
thank you, scary, You'll be fine. You'll be fine. You're
gonna eat like a print at Red Lobster and Nate
pay and come on, all right, we got that solved.
(01:13:26):
I'm sorry. I'm not gonna be there tonight. I'd love
to go. You have a Red Lobster with you guys
they have a bar, right they I can get cocktails
at Red Lobsters. Good god, why not? Let's go. Let's
go get tanked. I'm gonna go to Red Lobster right now.
It might be like shrimp or lobster first time. Hell,
I'm gonna google it too. All right. Uh now we're
about to get into sound with Garrett Um. Also Danielle
(01:13:49):
has a report on the way, and we have food
news coming up with Froggy so exciting, and Darren Chris
is why is Darry Chris coming on? He's got something
going on. Music do we have do we have a
new song? Garrett is one of the first people to
ever listen to this song. Yes, okay, for the price,
I'll tell you about it. None. No, we'll just wait
(01:14:10):
till he gets here. I'm not paying you to tell
me anything. People are crazy. You're always trying to jack
money out of me. I gotta hustle somehow. Oh. By
the way, speaking of cash, Bounty the quicker Picker Upper,
I don't use another paper towel. It's my favorite. They
want to keep your summer fun giving away two thousand dollars.
Bounty says, live your life and leave the mess to them.
(01:14:30):
Enter now at Elvis Duran dot com. Thanks to Bounty,
you're gonna win two thousand dollars. I love him. What
Nate wasn't Bounty the one with that that old commercial
with the woman and she was what was her name?
She had like the hit I don't on the red
hair or something, And she'd always take that Bounty paper
towel and clean up your mess and kind of sask
you at the same time, what was her name? Rosie was? Yes, Rosie.
(01:14:58):
She kind of reminded me of you, Elvis, because she
give you a little sas when you spilled something. Okay, well,
I'm glad you're comparing me to Rosie. The quicker, pick
her up her lady or phyllis. All right, so let's
get into sound with Garrett. Garrett, al do you have
going on? All right, let's start with this. Dan and
Shake put out a new song. I love it. It's
called Steal My Love. Sounds like this Dan and Shake.
(01:15:30):
They're gonna be into red Lobster tonight. I'm here in
the are they are. It's awesome. Um, all right, let's
talk about this tattoo artist that does something pretty cool
for women. So she this tattoo artists put a bunch
of nipples on her legs. She tattooed nipples on her
legs and find out why she has done that. So,
having a nipple tattooed on my leg it's really handy
(01:15:51):
when a woman who's had her breast removed doesn't know
whether she wants to have a nipple created or not.
So it's really great to be able to drop my
trousers and show the nipples on my legs, and then
that helps her make a decision, knowing the artwork looks
really realistic. There you go. She a tattoo artist. Yes,
so she's showing you what she can do for you.
(01:16:11):
If you've had your breast removed. I think that's awesome, incredible.
Now let's talk about this guy. He definitely lied on
his resume resume that he could play saxophone when he
was joining this band. And I don't know why he
didn't have an audition, but the band decided to throw
him up on stage for their gig and this is
what he produced. Oh god? All right. Now, we talk
(01:16:53):
about music lawsuits all the time, and sometimes they're these
music lawsuits are very similar to the song that they're being,
you know, accused of ripping off. So let's start with
nickel Back. We know this song from two thousand and five,
rock Star sounds like this, right the good. There is
(01:17:14):
a judge in Texas that says that the band snow
Blind Revival has a song from two thousand and one
that sounds awfully familiar to nickel Backs rock Star, and
that they have the right to sue nickel Back. Let's
be the judge. Listen. Rock Star doesn't sound anything like
(01:17:38):
what are you kiding? This kind of similar? There. I'm
not gonna win that lawsuit, all right, there you go, Yes,
thank you, Garrett, You're a good American, No problem. I'm
sorry to rush you through it, but we have breaking news. Okay.
So all morning we've been watching these people on the
terrace at the hotel across the street from the studio.
They've been out there naked and smoking cigarettes. They're showing
(01:17:59):
off their at things and now there's full blown oral Yeah,
full blown or I got the video, don't worry, Diamond
sent it to me. They know you're watching them, Ryan.
They looked at us repeatedly. Her legs are up in
the scary, scary. Can you help me with him today?
He's a little out of control. Uh So. So they're
(01:18:24):
out on the terrace or in the room. They're on
the terrace and she's in position okay thing and yeah, okay,
there you go. Okay. They want us to see this
because they've looked up at us and made eye contact
for sure, and then done some things. Yeah they know
what they're doing. Yeah, they know what's going on. Okay.
And he has like a man bun, doesn't he He
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has a man bun and a full beard, Yeah he does.
He was just putting some lotion in his armpits. There's
a lot of weird stuff going on. My biggest concern
because they're both stark naked. Was that they were going
to sit on that furniture at the hotel and upset
me by by holding it. You know what. They put
down a towel. WoT. But now they're gonna butt hole
the towel. That's fine, they'll watch the towel. You butt
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hole the towel anyway. Okay, So this is what's going
on across from our studio. This is why nothing's getting
done in the studio. This is every time you go
scary scary. Well, I can tell you something. There's more
people in the studio today than I've ever seen, like
all year, Like people from other stations are coming in
just to watch the people across the street pretty much.
Our engineers are here. Yeah, full house today. All right, Well,
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there you have it. That's what's going on. So if
you're wondering why people are distracted, that's what's going on.
We got full blown whatever going on over there. So Danielle,
can you get through this without wondering what's going on
now on the terrace across the street? I think so.
Our first set of MTV VMA performers were announced. This
year's performance Olivia Rodrigo, Little Nasac Lord, Machine Gun, Kelly Camilicabeo,
(01:19:57):
with more to be announced at a later date. You
know what's happening at the bar Clay Center September twelfth,
eight pm live Eastern Time from New York. So that's
critical and exciting. Caitlyn Jenner says that her struggles with
gender identity were a big part of her journey as
an Olympic athlete, and in the trailer for Netflix's new
docuseries Untold, Jenner says that being involved in sports made
(01:20:19):
her feel like she belonged, which is why she built
this Bruce character. Untold. It's awesome, So if you want
to check it out, it is streaming on Netflix, and
Jenner's episode premieres August twenty fourth, if you are interested.
Kid Cutty took to Twitter and said he needed a
professional blunt roller and he said serious inquiries only, so
(01:20:41):
it might be a good job. If I wonder how
much it pays to be the person that rolls the joints.
I don't know. The joints I don't know. And people
are still waiting for Donda the album. Kanye West is
doing another listening party, tweeted out Donda Soldier Field a
twenty six twenty one, and then all of a sudden,
got rid of that, got rid of the Instagram post
(01:21:02):
or the tweet whatever. But apparently tickets are on sale
tomorrow if you want to be part of that. Mariah
Carey launched her own line of Irish Liqueur Black Irish
three flavors, Original Irish Cream, Salt, the Caramel, and white Chocolate,
and she says she's been working on this for two
years and it is a playful nod to her black
and Irish background. Silk Sonic the debut album We're Waiting,
(01:21:25):
Where is it? It's almost here, according to Bruno Mars.
He says that we are touching it up, that it
has the bones, but it just needs a little bit more.
So we have to be patient. And if you are
a fan of Walt disney World and Walt disney Land's
fast Pass, I mean, who isn't It's how we get around.
It's been gone since COVID. Well it's not coming back.
(01:21:46):
According to Disney, You're going to be getting the Disney
Genie in the fall. It is a planning tool which
will personalize your Disney day, less planning, more doing. It'll
join you to a virtual queue, but it won't let
you skip the lines. I guess it will just let
you know when it's your time to come back. But
if you want to skip the lines, you're gonna have
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to pay for it. Now they're doing something called Disney
Jeanie Plus and Lightning Lanes, which they will be launching soon,
So I will keep you posted. And here's what we're watching.
Peacock has Heart to Heart, a new episode there HBO
Max Eyes On the Prize, Hollow Ground, Big Brother, Coroner,
The Coroner, the series premiere of that over on the
c W. And if you are a fan of cartoons,
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HBO Max has Looney Tunes the Back to School Special.
I Know, I'm sorry, it's back to school time. And
that's my Danielle Report's Coroner, The Coroner, The Corner, the
dead corson with the dead people. Corner, corner, corner corner,
the one that puts the formel to hide in your body.
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That's a corner. Corner. No, No, a corner is over
there in the side of the room. No corner or
somebody that does that. No corner. That's like a It's
like a police thing, isn't it the corners? Isn't it
Someone helped me anyone an it's a coroner. Yeah, a coroner. Yes,
(01:23:11):
I thought a coroner with somebody else. But okay, No,
what's going on across the street at the hotel. There's
a super spreader event going on over there. Have they
done now? He's trying to set some sort of record? Okay, alright, alright, alright, Uh,
we should probably take a small break and we'll be
(01:23:31):
back and report back to you after this. Thank you
y'all listening every morning, my daughter even listening to you
in the morning show. Hello Fresh is ready for you.
We've been talking about him the last couple of days,
and gosh, when the box arrives and I see Froggy say,
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else's dinner away. We're proud of you, Froggy. I don't
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many people are here to see Elvis Durrant in the
(01:24:36):
morning show. Yeah, we're about to get into food news
because it's Thursday. Also, Darren Chris is on the way
with new music. We'll talk to him in a little while. Okay,
to help me out with this, I was reading something
yesterday and they said that if you want to cool
you want to cool down an intense conversation you're having
with someone. Let's say you're having one of those stupid
fights where you just say whatever you want to say
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just to make them upset and hurt them. Not that
I do that. Uh, they say you need to take
ten seconds out. Have you heard this? Has anyone heard this?
I mean it makes sense, I guess calm it down,
But ten seconds is a long time to go from
to go from one hundred miles per hour to zero
for ten seconds, And it seems like that could make
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the situation worse if you guys are arguing and then
someone just doesn't say anything, Like I could see myself
being like, oh really, you got nothing to say now? Okay,
but ten seconds to me is not long enough. Oh
you're thinking like a week, like I need here, like
I need to walk away from the situation. Like there
have been times where Sheldon has said, listen, I would
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walk away right now, and I will walk away, or
he will walk away and then we'll come back a
couple of hours later or the next day. Yeah, yeah, oh,
they're saying here. The ten second pause instantly freezes the
crazy cycle. So instead of blurting out a response, you pause,
You chilled out, you refocus on the person you're talking with.
But you need But that silence has got to be
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a little upsetting to some I mean, so, I guess
you could say, hey, let's hold on, let's just take
a second here, hold on, as my dad used to say,
let's take a minute, take a moment, or take a beat.
Let's take a beat. I'll beat you. No. Um, So Okay,
(01:26:20):
I'm gonna try it next time I get into a
crazy fight. Let me know how it goes. If it
goes well, I'll try it because that's not my strong suit.
What's scary? Um? Do you are there after the ten second? Pauts?
Are there? Word or sentenced diffusers? Like? Can you say
something after the ten seconds that will continue to de
escalate the situation? Yeah? Tell them to relax. Yeah? Or
(01:26:43):
calm down? Yeah? Yeah, calm down, you're being crazy. That'll work,
my God guaranteed. Well aways. What about do you do
you hear yourself? Does that work? No? You don't want
to You don't want to insult them because that's sort
of insulting. But they always say they whoever they are,
there's a correct way to fight, and there's an incorrect
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way to fight. What is the correct way to fight?
I'm fighting? To me's fighting? Right? I feel like yelling
is okay. People get upset. You can yell at each other,
you can say how you're feeling. I think the wrong
way to fight is when you intentionally try to hurt
somebody's feelings, and if you love that person, I don't
understand why you would try to do that, because you
can never unsay something, and people can never unhear something. Well,
(01:27:27):
I'm a big fan of Hey, do you want me
to call the cops? I have one worse than that?
What do I mean worse? That's a great one, that'll
diffuse it all. I'm calling the cops. I have a
buddy of mine who used to take his phone out
and go here, I'm gonna record you. You can watch
yourself later, and he would record it, and I'm like, dude,
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that's awful. You shouldn't relive yet, you shouldn't record temper tantrums.
That's not good. I want you to see what you
look like later. Okay, great, that's not diffusing anything. So
taking a quiet moment, maybe not ten seconds, maybe a
little less, or in Daniel's case, maybe an hour or two.
(01:28:08):
Just removing yourself from the situation has got to be
I guess the best way to handle that. I don't know.
Look at yourself, Look what you look like when you're
at the end of the day. You're supposed to be
a team and so right, you should want the same outcome,
or at least you know common ground outcome, so you
don't want to piss them off too much. Well, I know,
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but it's when you get into the petty things and
just start saying things just to really upset them. Then
you know the fight's off. It's not even fight anymore.
It's just a match. You know. It's stupid. All Right,
I'm gonna try that ten second rule this weekend because
I feel a fight coming up. I'm gonna call the cops.
(01:28:52):
You're act like your mom's good one. You see that
you act like your mother right there? So now you've
insulted them and their mothers. Oh god? Alright? Uh, how
are any of us in a relationship? I still don't know.
(01:29:12):
So funny, Nate, I'm thinking of all these things that
we can do to quote unquote diffuse that just escalates.
This makes it worse. I'm also a fan of This
is just like the time you blank exactly, think you
kiss you off? Five months ago? Yeah, bring up the past.
That'll help. All right? Are you ready for some food news? Frog? Yeah? What, Nate?
(01:29:42):
What what do you want me to call the cops?
I'm calling the cops? Good? All right? All right, food news,
here we go, Froggy time Foo Froggy's food News. Yeah,
he'll tell you what's new. You should try very nice
(01:30:02):
time for froggy stood, there's all right? What do you
have you going on? All right? So it's no secret
the hallmark of Thanksgiving is the perfectly roasted in juicy
turkey at the center of the table. But what happens
if you can't get one of those for Thanksgiving? Well,
just like many shortages that have happened at the grocery
store over the last year, this potential shortage could affect
your Thanksgiving dinner this November. There is a turkey shortage.
(01:30:26):
What this does not mean you won't get a turkey
for Thanksgiving, but it means you might have to settle
for a larger or a frozen turkey. Fresh turkeys are
going to be hard to come by when it comes
Thanksgiving time, so plan accordingly. I warned you early. And Elvis,
why are you the shade of a tornado? Laughing? Someone
just said a great line to use. What you're fighting
(01:30:46):
with someone, tell them to hop on the peloton and
heal a heart attack. That's not a really good thing
to use. No, it'll fight Okay, back to you, all right.
The McDonald's menu is this close the perfect as it gets.
But when they add new stuff, you know what's good
and the newest McDonald's menu item coming September first, pull
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apart donuts. Oh yes, you'll be able to order glaze
the pull apart donuts from the McCafe bakery. Each donut
is coated in a sweet glaze. It's baked into tear
apart bites, which make it easy to share and easy
to eat. They do start September first. There's no date
on whether they're a limited edition or they'll last forever,
so be sure to stop by McDonald's and try the
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brand new glazed pull apart donuts. They look amazing like donutballs,
they look amazing. Okay, we all love fude stripe cookies
and you know summertime, Elvis. I know summer is not over.
But this year, Keebler, the little Elves are making fudge
stripe Pumpkin Spice cookies. They are spice cookies that are
drizzled with the nilla fudge in the iconic Keebler design.
(01:31:51):
You can pick them up at your grocery store right now.
They are available. Oh my god, I love fud stripe cookies.
The problem is the packaging is so loud you when
you eat them, the whole Family News. You're reading them.
You can't sneak a pie. You can't. There is that
um danger Girl Scout cookies. We are about to start
Girls Girl Scout cookie season, and every year they tend
to add a new cookie. This year, for the first
(01:32:12):
time ever, we are getting what are known as adventure
Folds the twenty twenty twenty two Girls Scout lineup. It's
a caramel brownie inspired cookie. It's round, similar to the
size of a thin mint, but it features a chocolate
layer on the bottom. A chocolate brownie covered cookie with
caramel in the center that will be added to the
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Girl Scout Cookie lineup in twenty twenty two. I am
not giving them my money this year. Every year and
the girls can't say they they're very evil. These girls couch.
And speaking of Girl Scout cookies, it's time for the
countdown and we will do the five best selling Girl
Scout cookies in America. Okay, all right, I don't know
how you pronounce number five. I've asked around the room.
(01:32:55):
I've gotten two different So it's either trefoils or trefoils.
The shortbread cookies are number five. How do you say that?
I thought it was trefoil. Okay, they thought it was trefoils.
I don't know. I'll take Number four peanut butter sandwich
cookies known as docy does okay, all right? Number three
Scary's favorite, the peanut butter patties or tag alongs. Number
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two caramelos delights, Samoa's Yes, my favorite. What Number one is? Hello?
And the number one selling Girl Scott cookie tastes better
when you put it in the freezer. Thin mints or
number one, Yes, put it in the freezer. They are delicious.
No one else is good. You take too thin mints
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and a York peppermint patty. You put the York peppermint
patty in the front and the thin mints on the sides,
and you have like this little minty sandwich. Oh that
sounds awful. No, I don't like any of this stuff.
Donnuts you can't go wrong with pull apart, don't. I'll
take those. I'll take those. You really like that, Danielle,
(01:34:02):
that's good. It sounds like it sounds like a lot
of mint. Didn't want if you put it in the
refrigerator for a little bit, it's just get that. No, man,
not for me. I'm kidding. I'm sorry, I'm yuky in
your yam and I shouldn't do that. That wasn't very nice.
So when is Darren Chriss on next? All right, Darren
(01:34:23):
Chris is going to join us in the zoom room
and we're gonna talk about his new music right after this.
So amazing. How you gonna feel like a family working
with each other and love hate thing going on, but
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Bands Interview Lounge. Yeah, Darren Chris is coming up in
a second. It's got new music out. We're gonna have
him on as soon as we can plug him in
for plug into him. There he is, Darren's is popping
(01:35:08):
in live from somewhere there he is, Morning Darren. Just
like old times? Where do we leave off? Oh my gosh,
can you turn your microphone down a little? We can't
control it. Oh that was me just being excited too.
Extra volume equals extra excitement. Well, I'll tell you what
(01:35:30):
we're missing not being in the studio today. You know,
there's that hotel across the street from our studio. There's
a terrace out there, and there's been a crazy European
couple going at each other all morning and we've been
watching every detail and they're watching us watch them. It's crazy. Wait,
how does that happen when we're not at the studio?
I don't know, Like how many times have I been
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in there? And like they just decided that now that
Darren's finally coming back, it's been almost almost two years,
we're gonna we're just gonna make out and go at it,
just to celebrate his absence in real life. I think
that's what it was about. Yeah, they're doing more than
making out. I mean there's legs in the air, like
they just don't care, you know. I'm I'm glad to
(01:36:15):
serve as and I'm glad my absence serves as an
aphrodisiac for for people. That's that's Uh, that's nice, speaking
of I'm looking at you and where where are you?
Where are you coming to us from? I'm in I'm
in my little Uh my little office of This has
been my little home for the past, you know, for
everybody else, my little setup. This is where all the
(01:36:36):
all the magic happens. I guess, for lack of a
better well, I assume so because when people watch this,
they're going to see that porn hub couch in the background.
This is this is the cast. This is the casting
couch for my music. The guitar. The guitar sits on
here and says, Hey, what do you feel like you
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Let's do what we and today, let's figure it out.
We have a couple of things we need to cover.
I want to talk about your music. In a second,
we're gonna play lets in a few seconds. Elsie Fest
is coming up. What kind of no hold on a second,
who was gonna be elsie Fest this year? Tell me
about Elsie Fest because this is like one of the
best moments in New York entertainment every year. And I'm
glad it's back, thank you. I know it's tricky. I'm
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not gonna lie you know. It's it's it's not exactly
an easy time to throw a music festival. And we've
definitely gone back and forth and back and forth whether
or not we're gonna do it, and you know it
was you know, wasn't. I mean, however many months ago
when we're like, let's it's great, let's do it. Uh.
So we're back and we hope that people could make it.
(01:37:41):
But you know, you have been very privy to its
existence since day one. So thank you for letting me
talk about it. But absolutely I don't know. First of all,
how would you describe this festival? Elvis, You're gonna do
a lot better than me because you're you're used to
being up way earlier than me. Well, so your brain
is your brain is working better than mine. Then I'll
tell you who's going to be part of it. After
(01:38:02):
you do me a solid tell people what the heck it? Okay,
I'll give it. I'll give it a swing. So remember
back in the day we had live theater. Can you
explain what that is? Well, you know, there's a stage
and seats, and people come out dressed in wonderful costumes
and they seeing about loving and springtime and anyway. Some
of the best performing artists, Yes, everything's in springtime on Broadway.
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Some of the best artists known to man or up
on that stage performing every single night. But you know,
they're doing what scripted for them, They're doing the music
that they love that fits into the show, the storyline,
but they're also great musicians on their own. And what
Elsie Fest was always the best at doing and will
continue to be is giving giving these incredible performer performers
a platform to kind of do their thing because they're
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so so incredible at what they do. Is that a
good That was a great way to describe it. Yeah,
there's I think a lot of people get caught up
in the idea of just the the Broadway shows and that,
like he's mentioned, there's so many people in pop culture
that have backgrounds in Broadway, from music artists you may know,
from actors on television to people in films and people
(01:39:14):
all throughout the space of what we may consume from
pop culture, and I like to feature them and just
kind of show their backgrounds. So this year we have
if you guys, even Jordan Fisher I absolutely has done.
You know, he's got his own music career going on,
but he was also on Broadway and not only Dear
Evan Hansen but also in Hamilton, and he's done a
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lot of the live TV musicals. He even asked me
the other day. He was like, you know, what what
should I sing? And I was like, look at your resume, man,
just like pick any any card, any card at all.
Like he's done so many amazing, cool musical theater things
that have been around in popular culture. If you guys
are familiar with a popular new application on your smartphone
(01:39:55):
called TikTok, he may or may not be privy to
Barlow and Bear, two young composers who wrote the music
for the Bridgerton Musical which has done pretty darn well.
And uh they are also seasoned that performers in their
own right, So there's gonna be they're gonna do some stuff. Um.
Then if you guys catch Tina Musical, Yes, yes, so
(01:40:18):
Adrian Warren, who is like the knockout, you know, lead
actress of that of that old Chestnut. Um, I've been
trying to get her to do the show forever, so
she's joining us. Um, we have some other I don't
know if you are we any Pentatonics fans here? Yeah,
so so Kristin Maldonado of Pentatonics is, uh, you know, uh,
(01:40:43):
we'll be we'll be singing because you know, it's not
just the group of them, they all individually are amazing singers.
And she's got some some Broadway bones as well. Alex Brightman,
who was in um Uh School of Rock but most
recently Beetlejuice is going to be joining us. And that's
just the beginning. We usually announce a lot of pretty
cool guests right before the show comes out, so we
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have some more secrets up our sleeves. Well, that's an
Elsie Fest secret that they always say. And we have
surprise guests, which means they don't have him yet, but
they'll have him last minute, and they're always great. So
what we do radio music fests? Well, and surprise guest
meaning we haven't signed them yet, but we know they're coming. Yeah,
they're on their way. Uh, you gotta go. It's it's
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happening on the twenty ninth, August twenty ninth in Brooklyn
at Prospect Park, Banshell. It's going to be amazing, So
just do a search on Elsie Fest. You know, as
I'm watching you and listening to you right now, Darren,
I'm thinking about wh we first were introduced you to
you in Glee. That's when we first got to know
co This couch that you referred to earlier is quite
(01:41:46):
literally from Glee. Oh is I took this couch from
the set of Glee. Times are tough. They paid them
in furniture. Yeah, yeah, I'll take whatever. I don't care. No,
this is this was like the couch we used to
hang out on. And you know at the end of
these you know, like when they have all these props
and things at the end of these shows that have
been for years, they like knew I loved this couch
(01:42:08):
and one of the prop one of the set guys
is like, do you want it? And I was like,
of course, but like, what are you gonna do? Like
bring it to my house? And God bless them, they
like brought it over in a truck at the end
of the show, and like, I cannot tell you how
many like hours I've spent on this couch. So the
fact that it's with me is like, is this pretty
pretty special Uglee couch? I love that? And but look
look at everything you've done since then, I mean Broadway
(01:42:30):
and TV and you want an Emmy. Good god, that
was an incredible moment watching you pick up that those
it was on the before times. It's a reset button.
Now nobody cares about that stuff. Guys, It's like that's
all square one now, you know, I must, I must
disagree with you. We all do care about those things.
But let's talk about fishing, let's talk about let's talk
(01:42:51):
about now. Then let's talk about music. I know you
have a new EP called Masquerade. It's coming out tomorrow,
and uh, I know you get all lathered up and
you've got new music to share, So talk about it.
Tell us about the journey you went on to create
this new music. Well, I mean, as you guys know,
and because you've been always so supportive and I appreciate you, guys,
give me the platform or do this. I mean the
(01:43:13):
sort of motto of the past pandemic times for me
has been like high output, low visibility. You know, It's
like when people like, what do you even up to?
And you're like, oh god, where do you even begin?
So much a lot like all of us are. It's
like all these little side quests add up, but when
people ask you what you're up to, it's like you
don't have these like big macro things to show for
(01:43:35):
per se. So this would be a big macro one
for me where I you know, I'm always working on music,
and the problem and the curse of being like a singer,
songwriter or a producer is that, and or just being
a creative mind in general, is that your brain and
your ideas move way faster than your body can execute.
So when you end up with is this like huge
(01:43:58):
unattended queue of stuff that you haven't gotten to get to.
We all know what this feels like, and the pandemic.
The silver lining for many of us is like, Okay,
what have I been meaning to do painting that part
of the kitchen, or like really cleaning out my closet,
things that we all just want to get to. And
for me, it was just like a ton of songs,
(01:44:18):
And so I put out this EP because it's only
five songs, but I just needed to you know, I've
been fortunate with the acting thing Elvis, as you mentioned earlier,
and that has taken the front seat for most of
my time and attention. So I finally it took a
global shutdown for me to finally make some more music
(01:44:40):
because it just you know, it isn't like I just
show up and I just sing random songs and I'm writing,
I'm producing, I'm playing the instruments, I'm like tinkering away.
It takes a lot of time, and I finally had it.
So this is kind of a celebration of a lot
of the different like masks I like to wear as
a musician, because actors get to do this right, Like
(01:45:01):
you can be in a romantic comedy or you get
to be in like a horror movie. Like you say,
like like Sirie play Jack Nicholson, and it's like different genres.
You're like, okay, but are we we're in the mood
for the shining or like as good as it gets,
like both distinctly Jack Nicholson very different vibes, and I
never understood why musicians couldn't necessarily do this. Or it's
like you can kind of do a new wave song
(01:45:23):
with like an effect like on this EP, I have
like an affected voice. Literally I sing with a different
accent on one song where I process my vocals differently,
and then on another song I sing like like a
jazz standard kind of song with like a hip hop beat.
So I'm kind of moving all over the place because
I'm like a genre file. And that's why it's called
(01:45:44):
mask read because I'm literally employing different masks to celebrate
different like genres in my life that inspire it inspire me.
So how's that for an answer? I think that's I'm
sorry we didn't hear that. Can you repeat that? Kenya
hear you? Okay? Cool? Anyway, So I was uncly, I
stole the couch, sh Elvi the strain. Let's be talking
about my music and then come to Elza fast. It's
(01:46:05):
just I know for a fact that you know, if
you're a musician and you're you're putting you're putting an
EP or an LP whatever out, and this is the
day before, you're thinking, like, how is it going to
be received? What are they gonna like the most? I
can't wait to hear what people say about it. You
kind of want to be a fly on the wall,
like going to see a new film that you're in,
but you want to stay in the back of the
theater and kind of just watch how people respond. So
(01:46:26):
this is the eve you're dropping the CP tomorrow. Are
the people who've heard all five songs? What are they
saying about it? I truly have no idea. You're not
you're not sharing it with anyone but us. Yeah. Cool,
I like that. And the two people that are making
out and going at it on the balcony. Right, they
still over there doing it. No, he went inside. His
(01:46:49):
shorts were completely gone. We saw everything. And as he
went inside he waved to us, Yeah, send the video, Gandhi,
and you never did. So this is what's going on.
I mean, you're trying to do it. He knew you
were watching the last, the entire last. They've been going
at it for two hours. And there's another thing in
New York right now, Darren. It's one hundred ten percent humidity.
(01:47:09):
So they're out there stinking and sweating. He's got a big,
big sweaty man bun on. And this is commitment. Too
many things that back to you. I forgot, Darren. Chris
is here. We're talking about the people doing so anyway,
I set that couple an exclusive copy of Masquerade in
my EP that comes out tomorrow, and they were so
(01:47:29):
driven by the raw sexual energy of it that they
just had to see see what it does to one. Well, look,
I want to play to be honored. If that's true.
I'm kind of kidding, but man, that would be an
absolute honor. That really would be a sweet outcome of
you should have public sex on stage at Elsie Fest.
It'll really bring the kids out into consideration. All Right,
(01:47:52):
I'm going to ask you the question, are you Are
you the same as me Lacunas and other A list
celebrities are. Oh, I can't say that, you guys, I
think you did question. You know, you've been so busy,
you haven't been watching the news. There's this new new
new movement in Hollywood where actors are admitting that they
(01:48:16):
only bathe like once a week. You haven't heard the
story holes and Souls every day? Yes? Like wow? So
like wow. I don't even know where to start with
this one. I'm glad you're here today. Otherwise you wouldn't
you would not have heard this song. Yeah, I know
it's story into the real things, you know. You know,
I don't know. I haven't been thinking about it. I
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kind of just been consumed with like making, you know,
getting this record out and Elsie Fest. So um, I don't,
I don't know. I you know, I'll tell you what.
I probably recently have probably been showering almost every day
simply because I am like such a fitness dude, right,
I'm working out a lot, and because it has been
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it's been really hot. So yeah, but that's only because
I think it's summer and working out is sweaty and gross.
This is why you come here for the probing question. Yeah,
I honestly I would even thought about that. Like getting
to think about that at this point in my career
in the past like several months is like a luxury. Well,
you gotta stop down in Bathe from time to time,
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and we're glad that you're one of our friends. That
was all right. I want to play your music Masquerade,
by the way, the new Darren Chris ep It's out tomorrow.
I expect everyone to stream it. Get it however you
do it, just get it. And I'm gonna play a
cut called Let's What's Let's all about? Let's is just
like a fun party song. Honestly, I just I was
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having fun with this one groove and it was just
one of these things that just because some of the
songs on the record I've been sitting on for gears
and one of them has been around for more than
a decade, and this was one that I was just
having fun in the studio with my with my buddy CJ.
And we just wanted a song that was just an
invitation to just My favorite line of the song is
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let's get weird and lock the door. Um, it's just
having fun getting weird, you know, having a groove that
can literally score my two friends on the balcony across
the street from your story. Oh there you go. It's
all about them now, isn't it. It really is. Well,
it's good having you on Showering today. No, I don't think.
They don't think so. They don't look like the showering
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type again. Masquerade is out tomorrow, Darren Chris, thank you
for popping on with us, and thank you for having
me guys, and let's let's hope for a great festival.
I mean, listen, guys, I don't know if you know this,
but Olivia Rodrigo is with us last time right for
that we had, we had Nick Jonas. We have a
lot of people who have been playing on the airwaves
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in your in your neck of the woods at Elsie fests,
so who knows will pop through. That's why you gotta
go check it out. We love you, Darren, thanks for
coming on with us today. Love you guys. Nice to
see you. He's really truly mean that. I don't mean
that to be polite. On the zoom I act. Well,
thanks for me. We'll take the politeness on the zoom.
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This is Darren Chris and let's crank it up. Let's
go to Uncle's. What's going on, guys. This is Malone. Hey,
what's up. It's your girl Rihanna. Hi. This is Selena Game. Hey,
this is Taylor Swift and you're listening to Elvis Duran
in the morning show.