The Day of Surprise Topic Train

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Oh my gosh, look at this. We have all collected
in this one little room to celebrate the fact it's Friday.
What day does this feel like to you? It feels
like a Friday show. It is a Friday. Hey, welcome

(00:30):
to day. It's Friday. It is Friday, October seventh, yep.
And it is the weekend Friday. Yeah, oh my god.
This week was like three months long. It really was.
It was. I'm the only one I thought that. Anyway,
what it is Friday. We deserve it. You know, whatever
you did, whatever you didn't do this weekend doesn't matter

(00:50):
because you got the weekend. So weird. Good morning, Danielle,
gone day, Good morning day hell Nate. There is a
producer Sam at the tip. Hi, Scottie b. I caught
him walking in from another floor in our building. One
or what he was doing absolutely end up. There's Diamond, Hi, Diamond,

(01:13):
how are you? I saw I saw coaster boy Josh.
He's here early today his birthday, this weekend. Birthday Coasterboy Josh.
I saw Garrett, I saw Andrew, I see Fat Boys.
I had about now funk soul brother second, now, oh
my god, about now brother. Whatever you're doing this weekend,

(01:42):
go balls deep. You know what I'm saying. I'd explained
that to my parents one time. Elli, what does balls
deep mean? Well, I got that. I didn't rate the
sun to speak like that. Well obviously you did. Yeah,
now I see yours is reversed because Danielle is the

(02:04):
kid and her family, her young sons have to like
reprimand her heard that crazy lady anyway, Um, you only
have two cats. One day you'll be the old crazy
lady with fifteen cats. Now, welcome to the day. Kate's
having a birthday today. Happy birthday, Kate. Thank you. And uh,
it's your Oh it's your big fortieth look at that.

(02:28):
I know right, So okay, when you're thirty, it's your
dirty thirty. But when you're forty it's your lord Lord
Lord got him forty anyway, forty and ain't nothing. Happy birthday.
What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do?
What are you doing today? So I'm awesome work. I
work in a prison, So I'm all, it's gonna hang

(02:48):
out here, do a little bit of chores, and I'm
going to have dinner with my family today. You know,
we work in a prison of sorts, as well, okay,
what do you do down at the old the old prison.
I work in the mental health department. Oh good, just
just the secretary, so good matter you've been there for
seventeen years. You're part of a great process in the

(03:08):
penal system. Yeah. I like saying penal system. I don't
know why. Anyway, I hope you have the best fortieth
birthday ever. What's your only one? So you have no choice?
But thank you very much for starting your weekend with us.
And what do we have we have to be even
give her a birthday give we have a vintage dead
Suck Elvis drand in the morning show t shirts. Thank
you so much. I listen to you guys every day.

(03:30):
You make me so happy. And when I'm sad, you
know I have a good forty five minute commute to work,
so it's very uplifting today. Oh God, go back to Kate.
Happy birthday and remember it when it's your birthday, you're
the queen of the day. You own the day. Okay,
thank you so much, And remember my motto for the weekend.
If you're going to do it this weekend, what do
you how do you do it? Falls? Deep balls deep,

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hold on second, Happy birthdays. Ye, she knows. Anyway, did
everyone have a good night good Thursday? Yeah? Yeah, Gandhi,
how was your night? Absolutely? I went out to dinner
with my sister and it was great. Just too, you're
freshly married sister, Yes, my freshly married sister. So there's
no honeymoon on the horizon for them. They're gonna do
it in February. Okay, Well it's more Ikey and Columbus

(04:14):
and they can get to a nice sunny spot. Exactly. Well,
and your night last night, Danielle. My kids won't all
their sports which was fantastic soccer and cross country was amazing.
Sound he had a good night. Let's get I worked
all night. I had just last week. I didn't get
a lot done because of the stuff going on, and
I had a mountain of things. I had to go

(04:36):
online and find farms and send them to these people.
It's like one of those nights where you're like back
on the phone with the crypto people. No, I was
on the phone with the crypt not the crypt people.
That's next, that's my next call. No. No, it was
like just taking care of business, doing taxes from like

(04:57):
ten years ago. It's one of those nights you know, yeah,
I got to anyway, Well, it is Friday. Let's roll
into the three things we need to know, good and bad.
It's all right here, gandhi, what's going on? All right?
President Biden is pardoning thousands of people convicted of simple
marijuana possession. The president's action applies to all Americans who
have been convicted of the charge at the federal level.
Biden is also calling on governors to take the same

(05:18):
action at the state level, and is asking the Attorney
General to review how marijuana is classified under federal law.
Of course, the move is getting mixed reactions, with some
calling the plan dangerous and outrageous. Others, like New York
City's Mayor Eric Adams, are calling it long overdue and
adding that it will get the ball rolling on writing
decade long wrongs. The CDC says it's going to stop

(05:39):
reporting daily COVID cases starting this month. The federal agency
will switch to weekly COVID reports instead. In an update
this week, the CDC said it was doing all It
was doing this to allow more flexibility while reducing the
work on state and local governments. The change will start
October twentieth, and finally, I don't know if you guys
have seen any of this. But there's some scandal brewing

(05:59):
with the missus say pageants. Yes, some of the contestants
are saying it was rigged for Miss Texas to win.
Apparently a lot of the women actually walked off stage
when Albany Gabriel, one Miss Montana, even hit TikTok, saying
that Gabriel was predetermined to be the winner and says
she has receipts. She says she's not alone and that's
not the only trouble. They all say that they are

(06:20):
fired up and confronting the Miss USA organization with their
own allegations from twenty twenty one. So we'll see what
goes on. And those are your three things. This is
why I never would compete. I always knew there was
trouble brewing. I'll always say, we are you like a
judge once and like people threaten your life and stuff. No,
it was Miss Universe, Yeah, whoa, I don't know. It

(06:44):
was a bunch of people from all over the world.
What would that be, Miss World, Miss whatever? And yeah,
and like like the parents and people come over to
him like, hey, you're gonna pick my daughter. They're nasty. Yeah,
they are nasty. That's why I chose never to judge
in anything ever again. You know, you know, we get ready.
We are hosting the New York City Wine and Food

(07:05):
Festival Tacos in Tequila Night. Yeah, we have to judge
the taco contest. And you are people who make tacos. Man,
they will take your life. They will shank you if
you don't vote for their tacos. So we gotta get
security for that thing. Anyway, you guys ready for Friday.
Let's do it. We've also got a good friend of ours,

(07:28):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Elvis Durand in the Morning Show.
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(07:54):
Are we on? Are we on? Yeah? Yeah? What are
you doing? Nothing? Speary? Don't do that. It's scary, no idea,
whatever about I didn't think that was scary doing that?
You didn't anyway? Um, Where where are we? Hey? Well, yeah, Friday.
We have another thousand dollars free money phone tap on
the way thanks to Skittle Shriekers. What else do you

(08:15):
want to do today? Do you have any guests today? Nate,
No guess, But next week we got Charlie Pooth. It
was very excited. Have you seen his latest photo spread,
whatever it is he did. I saw it somewhere, maybe
on Instagram. It almost looks like eighties porn. I's got
that little stash going on, that little eighties stash. Well, yeah,

(08:37):
but I don't know. You gotta look at it and
you'll see what I'm saying. I didn't notice that, but
I love how you noticed that. Scary Oh yeah, look
at that. Yeah yeah, it looks like eighties porn a
little bit right. Believe me, I was in the eighties.
I looked at porn. That's what it looked like. This
one looks like flash dance, it does. Oh. I think

(09:02):
his album's out today? Oh what's the day? Say? Today's Friday?
I think so? Yeah? Out today. We should discover some
of Charlie Pooth's new songs. Yeah, I was watching some
of his videos. He does such a good job with
his videos. They're so cute. We love Charlie and he's
our next week. What days he here? Uh? Tuesday? Sorry?

(09:23):
Is distracted by his is what his happy little trail let? Yes,
a happy trail. Yeah? His album is out today. Absolutely,
you said it three times and it's scary. Passed me
a note. It's out today, Thanky, scary. It's kind of weird. Uh,
you're a little delayed. Well, I'm just trying to confirm everything,

(09:43):
you know. I want to make sure we did. We did.
It's good, but thank you for trying. Scary. Just told
me that it's Friday. It's all good. Hey, you know
he's having a birthday this weekend. Coaster boy, Josh is
having your birthday this week. I wonder how he celebrates.
I can't wait for the cake too. Don't for you?
We have cake. He's behind you. Okay, we got cake.

(10:04):
We have no surprises. Hey, Josh, come here. He hates
it when we call him it's your birthday weekend. He's
wearing his Arturo's Greenwich Village T shirt. What are you
gonna do to celebrate your birthday? Oh my god, what happened?
I hit my hat with them? I know what are
you gonna do to celebrate your birthday. Um, I'm gonna

(10:25):
get some drinks. Um, get drunk, all right, good for you.
Um So, how's this different than any other weekend? Yeah,
it's actually yeah. I mean, are you gonna go out
and eat something? What are you doing? Andrew's got this
place in Jersey City. We're gonna watch the football games
and uh okay, you know the Browns are playing, so
I'm gonna have to get drunk for that reason too. Oh,

(10:46):
Baseball playoffs too this weekend. Yeah, so you're gonna have
a very sports filled birthday weekend. I guess so alcohol.
I got some I got some new edibles from look
at Jersey City dispensaries or New Jersey dispensary. All right,
so I got some birthday edibles. Sounds like you're stacked
and ready for love. Yeah, a lot of a lot
of drugs. Okay, shaped like a birthday cake, your birthday edibles,

(11:08):
they're they're they're shaped like a hexagon. All right, we're
learning a lot about what you're doing this weekend. Well,
happy birthday. I hope you have a great weekend and
you you you know your family loves you. I love you. Guys,
we love you more. No, I love you more. So
next week. We keep saying we're gonna make a date
next weekend, next week. I mean I'm in all week.
Emmets Yeah, sure, Emmet's on grove Man. Yeah, absolutely, bring

(11:31):
those edibles. Let's chomp down. Oh yeah, he's excited, all right,
Happy birthday? Oh my god, I just smile on my
face today. Why exactly? You can't just let it be canyon?
Is it what you're before? No? No, no, I don't know.
I'm just smiling. Well that's good. And uh, that's it,

(11:52):
just smiling. And I hear Gandhi's nose whistling, Yeah, a
little bit. It's not really whistling. Now, you don't have
a bugger whistle. If that's a breathing, just a it's
just like a here's it sounds like? Listen like that? Oh?
Is it my fan? Maybe? Or is it maybe it
was me? Verything? I don't know. Well, the alternative is

(12:13):
you're not breathing. I don't think I know. I think
it's your fan. I don't think it's you. Let's roll
it into the hors ghost with producer Sam. Who are
you doing them with? I want to do them with
mister Scarat Jones. All right, good, here we go. I'll
do it in seven minutes. If it's your birthday. Have
your birthday he's doing yesterday's. You're celebrating with Simon Cowell,
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than you could imagine. Your days of six and those
your Friday Friday morning horoscopes. Excellent, excellent. All right, Danielle,
your first report of the day, another paragraph or two
of lies and more lies. What do you am coming on? Well,
Kim Kardashian is talking about why she thinks Pete Davidson
gets the hot girls. But I have a different opinion. Okay,

(14:01):
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(14:22):
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(15:30):
It's Friday. I don't keep saying that, and it's like, duh,
we know what's Friday. I sound like a cuckoo calendar. Well,
they have cuckoo clock, so I'm a cuckoo calendar, like Friday.
What are you doing, Danielle? So, I have a black
hat on today and it has fuzz on the top,
like you know when you get a little fuzzy. So
I took some scotch tape from Skiery and I am

(15:50):
trying to get the fuzz off. Oh oh, she's scotch
taping your hat. It's like it's like a ghetto lent
roller yea for those who out of Florida, very expensive
let roller. I don't know if it's working, but yeah.
So producer Sam said the weirdest thing she did a
can we talk about it? She threw her back in
a weird way yesterday yesterday we can't say why? Well,

(16:13):
you know it come here. You know you shouldn't say
things out loud anywhere near this studio because you know,
it becomes property of the show. You are totally right.
And I heard that echo in my brain as you
were walking away. I'm like, that happened. She just announced
something and I can't say what it was. I physically
injured myself in a very embarrassing way. Welcome to your thirties,
That's all I can say. All right, speaking of being old,
you know, we had to go uptown yesterday to look

(16:34):
at our new studios whatever, and so uh Nate and
Scottie be shared a ride up there, right, uh huh.
And all they did was bitch and belly ache and
mum about look at this neighborhood. This used to be nice,
remember back in the day when the graffiti everywhere. People
didn't use to jaywalk as much. I will say that
you're right. Yeah, yeah, I will admit I almost hit

(16:54):
three people yesterday. Okay, Okay. My point is this Daniel
Gandhi they were talking like two old men. Yeah, because
I tell you, it seems like every day this week.
Nate walks in holding his back and then he belches, goes,
oh my gird, I got a heart I got a
heart burn. I'm just falling apart, and every time he
gets up from the seat and he's like, oh, and

(17:16):
then Scotty b how old are you. You're in your forties, right,
I'm forty seven, but you act like you're eighty nine
years old. How about that the bike going the wrong way?
I can't believe that right now? Okay, what did you see? Well,
we were pulling out of the space and some guy
a delivery bike was going in the wrong direction. Almost
we almost hid him. Yeah, and then that would have
been a lawsuit. We would have had to deal with that.

(17:36):
And then there was that garbage can that was knocked over.
Question question everywhere. If you were really like in your
like twenties or thirties, whatever, would this be a conversation? No, no, no,
because you get to that get off my lawn stage
here he turned it to the old man who's always
outside wearing his sandals and white socks telling people to
get off his law and that guy that stopped through

(17:57):
the truck in the middle of the road sit behind him.
Oh and remember as we drove past the comic con
and all these people in the the costumes walking slowly that
have a mobile cost My point is this, I'm old
enough to be your dad. You don't hear me talking
like this. I mean, it's like wake up stopping. She
had the opposite yesterday. I was so excited because I said,

(18:21):
oh my gosh, all I have to do is walk
down the street and Rockefeller Center is going to be
right there. Jimmy Land has no idea how many times
I'm coming to visit. We are going for lunch at
Saxon Goes shopping. I'm like, this is amazing. Okay, My
question is this Okay, at what point, Nate, Scottie, all

(18:42):
of us does your life go from being festive and
fun to everything's a pain in the ass. And I
hate people think it was right around yesterday afternoon stopping what.
I think it's like a sign of how great their
lives actually are, because if they're so worried about these
tiny little things, they don't have big problems. They're just
you know, focusing on the minusha. Oh no, they have

(19:03):
big podcasts. Nate does have gourd for at least this
gave me them a moment to forget their other problems.
So I don't know, it's what you actually just made
a great point. I think when you complain about stuff
you're you're trying to point out other things, so you
forget about the stuff you have going on in your line.
Secretly it makes you happier. Yeah, okay, no, but it
sounds miserable, it really does. You're spreading the misery to us. Okay,

(19:26):
do you guys bitch all day? I know that's all.
Let's change that. Stop saying things that are so negative. Okay.
Stop telling kids to get off your lawn. Say hey, kids,
play on my lawn. Have fun. It'd be great to
hear some kids laughter out in the front yard. I
think it's going to be invigorating because it'll be different
and you will have more different experiences. You can get

(19:46):
out what you're talking about, like being there in this
new environment. Oh exactly, but I'm talking. I'm talking about
their lives in general, that every inch they walk there's
something to complain and bitch about. You know what else
I saw yesterday? I was by a gas station and
the eight was upside down. It drove me nuts. Oh god, okay,
really all right, right, we gotta move on. I mean,

(20:07):
here's nagging me out? Yeah, what's up? Gandhi doesn't psychology
say what they're doing is exactly the opposite of what
they should be doing, because the more you practice gratitude
and talk about the things you like and the things
that you're happy about, the happier you become. You're not
actually getting happier by spreading that misery and making us
all miserable. No, you're not, You're not. Stop it. I
mean we just kind of laugh at them, But after
a while, it's like, you know what, I know, we

(20:31):
get up way too early, but I wish we could
all go out and watch the sunrise. Yeah, you know,
let's let's start like, let's start getting into things that
are important. Do you know how important the sunrise is
to you? So good you see that sunrise, Imagine yourself
at that moment. You think back, it wasn't that long
ago when you actually watched the sun start to come

(20:52):
over the horizon, that little burning ball of orange, and
just remember how it made you feel and how great
it was. And of course, your body, whether you like
to admit it or not, your body was soaking up
that sunshine because it puts you into that circadian rhythm
thing and it think about those things. Stop thinking about
how you're like burping up heartburn. Well, we can't see

(21:13):
the sunrise in Midtown because the buildings are so tall. God. Okay,
hell you guys, you guys, you like those two old
men on the Muppets. Yes, we mentioned Statler and Waldorf,
Andrew goes, Who's that? It's Statler and Waldorf, the two
old guys on the Muppets. Their names. You gotta be
an old man to know their names. Dude, you guys

(21:36):
are making me feel young. I love this. I know
me too. You're making me feel young, and I'm fourteen
times your age. I'm good. Congratulations, God, you need to
get out to the club. Don't you need to have
gird in the clerb? I got gird here in the curb. Alright,

(21:56):
let's go, let's go. All right, thank you. I'm turning
your mic off because you're just you're just nagging us
all out. Jee's grandpa, tighten up your kidney belt, do
you guys? I't even know what a kidney belt is. No, no,
only old minute. Look it up. Kidney belt. Okay, what
does it say? Kidney don't fall out your body? Well,
if you're looking up, now get off my lawn. Now,

(22:21):
get off my lawn. There you go, Danielle, since we're
talking about going out to the club. Billboard came out
with their picks for the top one hundred karaoke songs
of all times. Can you hold on a second? What
are you guys talking about in there? No? Really, So
Nate leaves his room and goes in there and it
continues his comedy act with the other old man. I have, oh,

(22:42):
I have a not in my back and Josh is
rubbing it out. All right, okay, so back to your
danny rubbing. Okay. Anyway, do you think you are going
to go this weekend and maybe sing some karaoke? Let
me give you the songs that most people sing. Okay,
we'll give you the top five Shallow by any Gaga
and Bradley Cooper. If you want to do a duet

(23:02):
with your cute boyfriend or girlfriend, may give you one. Yeah,
I love to do Islands in the Stream that is
not on the top one to do it Bohemian Wraps
Any Queen is number four. I Will Survive Gloria Gainer
number three. I want it that way the Backstreet Boys,
that's the one's Froggy would think, and man, I feel
like a woman. Shania Twain comes in at number one,

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So don't stop believing. Not on there. I'm not in
the top let me see. Not in the top ten,
sweet Caroline, not in the top ten. Yeah, I'm not
getting down on that clergy. The one I always do
is number six. You want to know, Alanis Morriset. That's
my go to carry over song song. So because you
get to scream a lot in at that time, guys, Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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So Britney Spears, I told you. You know, her mom
keeps saying, hey, unblock me so I can apologize. So yeah,
Britney addressed that and said, Mom, take your apology and
go bleep yourself. Really, and she said, until all the
doctors for bleeping form my mind, I pray you all
burn in a hell, kiss my mother, bleeping ass. Mother's day.

(24:04):
Hold on, She said that to her mom. Yeah, say
it again. Read that whole thing. Britney Spears said to
her mother, Mom, take your apology and go bleep yourself,
and to all the doctors for bleeping with my mind,
I pray you all burning hell, kiss my mother bleeping ass. Right,
Thank you, Britney. She's mad, she's very mad. She's right.

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I mean, you know, we don't we didn't We don't
live her life. We don't know exactly what she went through,
and it does not sound like it was something fun,
that's for sure. Pete Davidson has been linked with beautiful
women for the longest time, right, Kim Kardashian, Ariana Grande,
Kate Beckinsale, Um, you know, and people wonder how does
he do it? Well? Kim said, it's because he has
the best heart. She said, he just is the most thoughtful, sweetest,

(24:50):
kindest guy, and he makes you laugh. No, I agree
with that. But there's also rumors he's got a big penis.
So I think that's helpful too. What do you think
it is a solid, solid, totally has it all, a
big heart and a big hard Yes. I think that
is the whole package, people, the whole package. Um. So,
Justin Bieber has suspended his Justice World tour. He has

(25:12):
decided that he really has to concentrate on his health.
He will reschedule, he will, you know, give you the
dates as we get closer. That's not gonna happen for
a while. Demi Levado had to cancel another concert because
her voice is still not up to speed. So those
concerts have been rescheduled to November. Lizzo, you know her
iconic Sasha flute, Well it is being trademarked. Her lawyer

(25:33):
filed paperwork last week for the flute for all kinds
of things, so NFTs and clothing and toys and animated
TV shows and movies, and so I could totally see
Sasha flute the cartoon, don't you know what? I'm seeing
A cool trend that could happen here. So the flute
that she played the other day was President of Phil's
Madison's flute. Yeah, she should play President Madison's flute while

(25:56):
wearing President Washington's wooden teeth. What I'm saying, Okay, she
should have like a piece of every dead president on
her and do a concert. Okay, well we'll come to
the dead president to her. These are the things I
think of, These are the things well showering keep you
a a lot of good ideas, I know. And today
is our boy, Charlie Poot's day. Charlie his album out today,

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so make sure you get it everywhere you get your music.
And he'll be here when Tuesday. Yes, yes, okay, can't
remember what are we watching? You remember? When you remember
the days you can actually achieve an erection. I'm sure,
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c W. So you want to watch that. You've got
a little WWE Friday Night smack down the Walking Dead.
There's playoffs with your baseball. Disney Plus gives you Marvel's
Werewolf by Night. So a lot of good things to watch.
And that's my Danielle report. Thank you Danielle. Text that
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It makes you rap, doesn't evil laughs. It's Elvis to
Grand in the Morning Show, all right? How you feel
every Halloween when everyone shows up at the party and
you're like, oh my god, I'm so surprising. I love
your outfit. I love what you chose, and it's fun right, yeah, well,

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let's have another sort of moment of discovery where we
surprise each other. Okay, remember the top of train, that
great bits that we've done for years. That was my idea. Anyway, Um,
I think we should all come up with a topic
train topic. But don't tell us, don't tell each other
what they are. We'll all learn each other's topic as

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we start the topic train. I like this. That's fine.
All right, it's dangerous, right, I have a topic. I'm ready.
I'm kind of excited you Okay, we have a topic
all right? All right? Yeah, so uh got to your topics?
Ready to go? Yes? Are we ready? Okay, it's now
time for the topic train. Here I go to train.

(28:32):
Please call them. It's the topic train. Yeah, why talk
about one topic? We can talk about a whole train
of topics. I remember years ago when I came up
with this idea. Others have tried to steal it and
take it down the hall to their radio station. They've
changed the name sales miserably. Anyway, welcome to the topic train.

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The good thing about this topic is we don't even
know what our listen of topics is. Yet We're going
to surprise each other our time for other topics. We'll
start with you, by the way, with each topic, if
it hits a nerve, we want you to call and
participate on the topic train all right, gandhi, what is
your topic? All right? Recently a couple of my friends
have had celebrities try to slide into their dms and

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get a little fresh with them. So I want to
know from you which celebrities have hit on you and how?
Call us now one eight hundred two zero one hundred.
Which celebrities have slid into your DMS to try to
hit on you? Yeah, or just hit on you out
in the streets. How did it happen? I want to
go stories of that one. Oh really okay? So, no
matter how they do it, celebrities hit on you. We

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want to hear your story. Oh okay, call one eight
hundred two four two zero one hundred. Very nice like that.
I wish I had a nature for that straight Nate,
what is your top Okay? So it's titled stuck in
the Sink. Stuck in the sink. If you ever go
to porn hub, there's an entire category of people being
stuck in some sort of household appliance and then having sex,

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washing machines, sinks, refrigerators, etc. So my question is, have
you ever been stuck in a household appliance and had sex? Wow? Wow,
that's a stretch. Okay, well it seems to happen a
lot on porno. All right, have you ever been stuck
in a household appliance and then you had sex? Yes? Okay,

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does it count if you got your dinger stuck in
the vacuum cleaning? We's that that call? Yeah, if your
body part was stuck in an appliance and you had
sex with it? Yeah, all right, call us now four
game one eight hundred two four two zero, one hundred
A diamond has one, Yes, diamond, what's your topic? Hold
one second, she's talking. All right, Hut, you have an

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amazing one on the Okay, go ahead. Yeah. Oh so
one of my friends passed out on a date with
a guy, and I want to know what is the
most embarrassing thing that has happened to you on a date? Oh? No, okay,
that's good. Yeah, yeah, god, okay, the most embarrassing thing
that happened to you on a date? All right? Call
now one eight hundred two four two zero one hundred.
These are great scary? Do you have one? I do um.

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In recent times, I've been getting drunk with my parents
when we've been hanging out, and we never did that
when we were younger. So I'd like to know when
tell us about the time you got drunk with your
family and what was revealed? Okay, Oh, that's good, right, right,
the things you learned about your family because they were drunk.
We want to hear about it. One eight hundred two

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for two zero one hundred, Danielle. So, mine is called
what's your dumbass mommy move? Because my sister told my
nephew that the doll in my mom's living room would
come alive at night and guess who didn't sleep that night,
my mom, my sister or the kid. Okay, and that
was a dumbass move. Okay, what's your dumbass mommy move? Exactly?
What's your dumbass mommy move? Or maybe what was your

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mom's dumbass mommy move when you were a kid? Oh?
Very nice. It was open it up to all dumbass
mommy moves, all right. Mine is what's the weirdest thing
in your junk drawer? Oh? I was cleaning up my
junk drawer. Actually looking for a panel last night. I
came across some weird stuff. I came across a lot
of a lot of pre rolled joints, half smoked joints. Wow,

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the stuff in your junk drawer. I found a garage
door opener to a garage I haven't had in fifteen years.
I found all sorts of stuff in there. I found
an old cassette tape of me doing the five o'clock
whistle on Z one hundred. There's usually keys to things.
You don't know what these things are, and that's not unusual, though,
What unusual thing do you have in your junk drawer

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that you found? You're like, what one eight hundred two
four two zero one hundred? All right, let's read off
the whole list. What is the list of topics? All right? So,
which celeb has hit on you? Maybe slid into your dms?
Have you ever been stuck in a household appliance and
had sex? Most embarrassing thing that's happened to you on
a date? What's your dumb ass mommy move? And what's

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the weirdest thing in your junk drawer? Oh? What was
your scary it was? Tell us about the drunk stories
that came out with your pay exactly, you got drunk
through the parents. What did you learn? All right? All right?
One eight hundred two four two zero one hundred. We're
doing now, I think we should next. Okay, we have
some we have one call ready, but that's we'll stop
it there for now. Josh, Hi, Hi, how are you?

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We're doing? Okay? Uh? And you know which of our
topics are you calling in about? So I'm calling about
a celebrity that hit on me. There you go, that's
Gandhi's all right, go ahead. So strolling around the Upper
East Side, very tall, visibly gay man, and I'll just
leave it at that. I stumble upon Ramona from the

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Real Housewives of New York City, and uh, you know,
she looks crazy on TV, but when you see her
in person, it sort of locks in the locks in
the mindset hump and looks me up and down and
gives me a wink. And I'm thinking, honey, you're so
out of your league with this one. Oh my god.

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So Ramona from the Housewives of New York look you
up and down and try to seduce you with her
crazy eyes. She did wow wow, And he thought I know,
you know what, New York City, all as possible. But
I bet you're way too much guy for her to handle.
He giggles. She's not enough guy for him to That

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was the real situation. And there you go. Usually in Manhattan,
as you know, Josh, celebrities just stick with themselves. They don't.
They don't give you a look. But when they do,
you know they're up to something, something raunchy. All right,
So Ramona from Real Housewives in New York, that's a
good one, Josh, thank you for sharing. I appreciate it.
Have a good day you too. There you go, all right,
it works like that. You have the topics called diamond

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now one eight hundred two two zero one hundreds. Yes
it is els Ran in the Morning Show? Is Elvis
Durran in the Morning Show? All right? We're doing or
around the room topic train where we each came up
with a topic. Yeah. I don't know. Some of them
are performing better than others, like Danielle yours, like what

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dumbass mom moved did you make? Yeah? In mind, what
what weird? The weirdest thing you have in your junks? Were?
Those two aren't doing that? Well? Maybe maybe one or two,
but I don't know. That's okay, it's okay, but celebrity
sliding into your DMS and embarrassing things you learned while
I'm drunk with your family or doing very well? How
Nates doing? By the way, Yeah, when the last time

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you got stuck in an appliance and it ended up
having sex in it? I don't know. I keep thinking
of like having sex in a refrigerator. We always when
we did this bit years ago, we would always have
those one or two nonsensical topics that were just funny. Okay,
all right, well let's see what happens. The phones are
being let's just start. Let's start right here. All right,

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we'll start with Kim. Hey, Kim, Hey, hold on, let
me get the music on? Here? Where the music in? Two?
Here we go. It's the topic train the original of
our show. All right, Kim, which of the topics are
you going to talk about today? It was, oh yeah,

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the weird stuff you found out while getting drunk with
your family? What happened? Kim? Yes? So I was out
one night with my parents. We were drinking. I was
about twenty two, and my mom and dad were arguing
about how I got named and my dad kind of
let it loose that he had an affair with an
Asian girl. And that's why my name is Kim, because

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we hid an affair with an Asian girl whose name
was Kim. No. And how did your mother respond to this?
She just kept drinking. Well that is the answer to
all problems, all right there, kid? Now, how does it
make you feel knowing you were named after someone your
dad had an unffair with whatever? Right? You know, like, hey,

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everyone's got to have something. Yeah, and you do. Thank you, Kim,
very first call on the top of the trade. That
was awesome. Let's keep going. Let's go talk to Megan. Hey, Megan,
which topic you're calling about? Hi? I'm calling about Dondie's
topic about are you siding in Dyah? Which celebrity slid
into your DMS? And what was that all about? Um?

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David Blaine slid into my DMS a few years ago?
The magician. Yeah, absolutely, my neighbor. So I tweeted something
about one of his specials and then I just get
a DM from him saying, Hey, where are you from?
And I was freaking out, kind of weirded out, but
also like shocked, like celeb shocked. Did you answer him.

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Did you have a conversation with David Blaine? I did.
It actually lasted a few weeks. We facetimed one. Oh nice, well,
and then he magically disappeared. Well, I kind of like
I kind of ghosted him because I was kind of
creeped out. I thought he could read my mind. So
I was getting a little creeped out. You know what,

(37:48):
David Blaine probably can't read your mind, but he has
that aura about him that makes you think, well, if
anyone could read my mind, David Blaine exactly everything I
would do. I was like, does he know what I'm
doing right now? Even though he's five dates away? Like
I just felt freaked out. Right there you go? All right, well,
there you go. She ghosted David Blaine because well, he
was reading her mind. When you say it out loud,

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it's like, whoa. All right, Megan, thank you very much,
you have a good weekend. Thank you for listening to us.
Let's go to uh, hello, Laura, which of our topics
are you calling about? What happened on a date? Yeah?
The weirdest thing that happened on a date? That is
the diamonds topic. Go ahead, Yes, I went on a

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blind date with a really nice guy, and I came
home to my ex serenading me in my front lawn,
in my building in the rain. So embarrassing. So your
date got to watch your ex singing to you in
the rain. So I guess you never went on another
date with that guy. Actually I did that. He was

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so taking a bag that somebody would go through that
much trouble. And we worked together for two and a
half years. Wow. Okay, I got a book because my
annex up when the name kids, Oh, oh my god,
this is crazy. Look it all worked out though, So okay,
what happened two and a half years dating the guy

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you were on a date with, and then now you're
doing what Now? I'm married to a woman. Okay, there
you go. Oh my god. All the chapters in your
book are pretty juicy. I like that. Thanks for listening.
You see what you think a little simple thing happens
on a date. No, it wasn't simple at all. Thank you, Laura.
Have a great weekend. Okay, Wow, we're finding out all

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sorts of stuff. Let's go to Aaron. Hello, Aaron, Hello, Hello,
how are you guys? We're doing very well? Now, which
of the topics are you calling about. I'm about scary
things you found out when you were drunk with your family. Yeah.
I think we all discovered some things about our families
we wish we hadn't. But what happened to you? Yeah? Yeah,
I don't know if you if this one counts, but
I found out my sister had sucked with my stepbrother

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in the room next to my mom and her husband.
And it was very loud and aggressive, and nobody knows that.
We all know, we don't know how to do it.
The loud, aggressive stepbrother sex next to mom and dad's room. Wow,
what happened to that? Was that the end of that story? Well,
I mean, no, my sister had sex with him, and

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then my sister doesn't know that we know, he doesn't
know that we know, and like, we don't know what
to do about it. But it took a family getting
drunk for all to surface, right it did. Yeah, my
mom confided in me and it was over. And then
had she been sober had she admitted to this to you?
Probably not? No, no, exactly. Alcohol is the devil's nectar.
All right? Excellent, Thank you, Aaron, But good luck with

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your family. We had a wild one come through on
the text messages. I'm gonna try to find it. Hold on, hello, Amy, Hi,
there you go. So a celebrity, a celebrity or a
semi quasi celebrity slipped into your DMS. Who was that? Yeah,
I'm on with the celebrity. Scary scary? Okay, hold on,

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hold like I can't hear? Okay, okay, let's go ahead
and let's open this up. Uh, go ahead, Amy, What
happened in the DMS? What was he trying to accomplish?
It had to be the late nineties. There was a
meat market, remember when you did those. Yeah, absolutely, we
were apt at. I got to talk into him and
then we exchanged in for on our AOL instant messenger

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and we fucking a little bit. There you go? Was he?
Was he a gentleman or did he get a little
little freaky deky? No? Absolutely, a gentleman. Absolutely, And it
came nothing ever came of it. We just uh DM
done AOL THEOL so much love sproutead from AOL. My

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favorite part of the call, as you were on AOL messenger.
All right, Amy, thank you and it's nice to know
our scary as a gentleman. Thank you for listening to us.
Hello is this? Who is who is that? Where am
I going? Okay? Eighteen Hello Paula? Hello, oh oh, someone
finally chose my topic. What's the weirdest thing you have

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in your junk drawer? Okay? I have this little coffin
box with Captain Spaulding in it on it and I
keep all my kids teeth inside. Oh so it's a
dead toothbox. That's not so crazy. I mean it's a
way to remember, yeah, my kids. My kids even know

(42:33):
that the toothcay leaves the tooth, so mommy can have
it for her toothbox. All there you go. That's very nice.
I know at least you don't. You're not collecting like
people's bones, and thank you for there. You go make
a set of dentures one day. One day? Well those

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are my kids? Oh okay, all right, thank you very much.
Not bad, not awful. See dun Hello Runa, Hi, Hi,
Elvis Na. Welcome to Friday. Welcome to the show. I'm
glad you're listening. Which topic you're calling about? On the
topic train? So worst thing on a date? Oh yeah,
what happened? So I had one too many glasses of

(43:17):
wine and I threw up on my date in the restaurant,
right in the seat. And it was the winter time,
so you had to take all his clothes off and
walk out that I would just long Johns and a
T shirt. Oh, now, did you ever date him again? Um?
I'm married to him. There, the couple that vomits on

(43:39):
each other stays together. It worked. Is that the rule? See,
that's not bad that I would. Thank you. We all
have vomit on date stories. Gandhi told us hers. Yes,
I basically did the same thing. We were hanging out
having a great time, had a little bit too much
to drink, but we were making out, and in the
middle of us making out, I just sort of leaned
over to the right and puked and he laughed and
he was like, well, we are done making out. I

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was on the beach in Galveston and there's this guy
we were all hanging out with and we were drinking
way too much in the sun and I was that
ten ten and ten, I said. I. I was so excited.
And then me on the on the sand, I cleaned
up and looked up and he was gone, yeah, there's

(44:24):
that Roona. Thank you have a good weekend. Take it easy. Yeah,
where is the one that happened on the ship? I
love that tech the Norwegian Yeah, oh my god, they
were okay. My family got drunk together at dinner on
Norwegian breakaway. You know, people love having fun on Norwegian cruises.
We were ripping on my brother's ex boyfriend because he sucked,

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and my brother let the cat out of the bag.
It was giggling that his ex was uncircumcised. We were
all surprised since that was different for all of us,
none of us have been with someone uncircumcised. Then we
were all laughing and then what my Someone said, Well,
your grandfather was up those sighs too, said grandma, And
then Mom looked up and said, well your dad was
as well. So our whole family was talking about who
in the family was uncircumstanced, the magic things that happened

(45:11):
on Norwegian ships. I don't know. All right, there's this
at What was the weirdest dumbass move your mother ever
pulled on you, Danielle, Oh my gosh. When she used
to pretend like she ran away from home and she yeah,
my mom used my dad would come home, he goes,
where's mama? Go on? I don't know she ran away

(45:33):
from home. I drove her out, and so where was
she at the neighbor's house? He and my dad would say,
just go to the neighbor's action moms and dads, I
must assume, do I mean they lie a lot you
do with your kids, right? Oh? Yeah, Like I'm gonna no, no,
they're gonna come and I'm gonna call the bad kids home.
They're gonna come and take you away. But my kids
are not. There's no such thing like that's not gonna happen.

(45:56):
Like they're kids nowadays are lots more than we were wet.
They could just google it and be like, what that
doesn't exist? Mom? We leave everything. And I love people
admitting anything over text because we can't see them face
to face. I was on a date and we were
eating dinner outside in one of those closed bubbles because
of COVID, and I pooped myself and I had to

(46:17):
rambo the rest of the night. Okay, what does that mean?
Rambo the rest of the night to go to the bathroom,
get rid of your underwear, and come back to come
back to the COVID bubble for the rest of your dinners.
Oh my gosh, oh my God. I thank god. Those
COVID bubbles or a thing of the r thing of

(46:37):
the past. Aren't say you don't still have them? Well
you don't want to poop your pants in one? No,
but I've seen them still. God, I love Our jobs
are great? Do you really? This is so stupid? I
do too. All right, let's roll into the three things
we need to know from Gandhi. We have one thousand
dollars free money. Phone tap on the way, Gandhi, it's you.
You're up? What's all right? President Biden is part of

(46:59):
pardoning thousands of people convicted of simple marijuana possession. The
president's action will apply to all Americans who have been
convicted of the charge at the federal level. He's also
calling on governors to take the same action at the
state level and asking the Attorney General to review exactly
how marijuana is classified under federal law. Biden said yesterday
that no one should be in jail just for using

(47:19):
or possessing marijuana, and that there were clear racial disparities
around marijuana prosecution and conviction. Some are calling the plan
dangerous and outrageous, while others are calling it long overdue.
An Iowa senator says he's gotten internal records from a
whistleblower showing that hundreds of FBI employees left the bureau
after investigations into sexual misconduct, adding that the whistleblower provided

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an internal Justice Department report indicating that between two thousand
and four and twenty twenty, six hundred and sixty five
FBI employees either retired or resigned unexpectedly. And finally, a
historic SpaceX mission carrying five astronauts is now docked at
the Internet Space Station. The Crew five mission launched yesterday

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atop of Falcon nine rocket from the Kennedy Space Center.
The astronauts will move aboard the ISS for a five
months day and this launch is the first involving a
Native American woman, NASA's Nicoleman. And those are your three things.
Thank you, Gandhi. The free money phone tabs coming up next.
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a topic train, had a lot of fun. We were laughing,
and then we went to play a commercial or song whatever,
and Gandhi says, you know what, I really do love
I do love our job. Yeah, you know, this is
a fun job. It is a fun She said it
on the air and off the air or someone else
to idolt whoever said it said it. And now we
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Skittle Shriekers. Who else is doing that today? What are

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Danielle is still in the kids candy exactly. So thanks
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you're gonna win a thousand. If you're called on one

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hundred now one eight hundred two two zero, one hundred.
All right, scary? Who does the phone tap? Elvis durand
phone tap? Today's phone tap for Garrett? All right, Garrett,
what's it all about? All right? So Olivia wants to
play a phone tap on her dad Sam. No, Olivia
was dating a guy for about two weeks and then
broke it off because things weren't working out. So Olivia's dad, Sam,

(50:10):
only knows that his daughter dated a guy broke it off.
In that's it. So I'm going to start the call
to dad as Olivia's ex boyfriend. Dad don't like ex
boyfriend of two weeks. Let's see what happens. Hi is this?
Uh Sam? This is Jack? How can I help you, Jack.
I was dating Olivia a few weeks ago and things

(50:31):
didn't work out. My apologies on that, but so I
logged onto her email to go through a contact and
that's how I found I'm sorry you did what. I
logged into Olivia's email to try to find contacts to
why she might have might have done me. Listen to me,
Listen to me now, and I came across her. You're
gonna get out of that email. I don't know how
you've got access to that, but I can easily log out.

(50:53):
But do you know why she dune me? Jack? Jack? Yeah,
I want you to listen to me. I want to
log out of that account immediately, Okay, to lose my
daughter's number, huh and go on with your life. Am
I clear? I saw a picture on her private messages
on Snapchat from another guy and I was just wondering
if maybe that was that doesn't this doesn't sound healthy
to me? Jack? Once again, Well, sir, if you number,

(51:15):
if you could tell me, man, if you could tell
me where, if you just tell me where I went wrong,
I could promise to be a better man for her,
not push me to the point of getting the authorities involved.
Do you understand. I just want to be a better
man for your daughter, Sir, have a good day. Jack.
We have to actually be careful because I'm a little
bit afraid that he is. Wait, hold on, he's calling

(51:35):
me right now. Shoot do you mean I favor let
that go to voicemail and we'll call him back from here. Okay, Okay, Hello, Yeah,
hey live, I've been on the phone with this Jack
fellow that you were going out with. Jack called you
yet he did. He's a bit of a freak. He
has access to your email. Problem. He's a problem, and

(51:58):
I swear I'm gonna call up with me and I'm
gonna get him involved, conor. Hold on, I'm right at
that point. Okay, he's calling me right now. This is
so what hold on, I'm gonna bring you into the calle.
Please just be quietly talk to him. Already got going
that I want to hear with this freak. Time be quiet,
all right, Olivia. Yes, I just wanted to call and say, hey, hey, hey, um,

(52:24):
did you talk to my dad? No? Why would I
do that? I mean, your bullet Jack. We just got
off the phone, all right. I might have lied, but
I was doing it because I miss you. Tell the
man up, goad. Dad, you got a problem, young man.
I want your address. I want your address because at
least are coming to your door. Miss Hamy, I miss you,

(52:46):
Miss I miss you too. No, no, some mean put
one hand on the alady's going on here. It's the
smell of your hair, the taste of your fingers. I mean,
why you know I miss you? Do you break you me?
Young man? You are a love stopper. You could call
me whatever you want. Daughter, you get away from our Actually,

(53:09):
my name's my name is Garrett from Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show. And you just got phone tapped by
your daughter. I didn't your phone tappened me. Come on,
I need a new shirt. I sweated through this one.
I love you too. I love you too. Sam. You
shut up? There you go, Thank you Garrett for the

(53:30):
free Monty phone tapp was a thousand dollars. Catherine. Uh,
this is Jose Actually, my god, what have you done
about Catherine? I don't know. I didn't kidnap for I
swear this is this could be like a creepy thing
going on here. Well, um, guess what, Jose, Uh, what

(53:54):
we're sending you a thousand dollars. Hey, what a nice
way to start the weekend. I mean, were you calling
for the thousands? Is that why you're calling up? Yes?
I was, man, all of a sudden, like it just
went to your your your your stream name or whatever,
and I was here in the show, but nobody asked
my name or anything. I'm like, what's going on? Okay, well, okay,

(54:17):
things happen. You know what, We're gonna use that thousand
dollars as ransom so we can get we can get
Catherine back whatever you've done with her. We don't need
to know more now. The authorities only ask for half.
That's all, okay, you all right, Well hold on one second, Jose,
thank you for listening. I hope you have a great weekend.
Congratulations you want a grand Thank you so much. I

(54:38):
love you guys. Hold on much. I don't have to
hang up on That was weird. Yeah, all right, well,
you know what, it's a live show. Anything can happen.
And thanks to skittle shriekers, we just gave a total
stranger a thousand dollars. Uh, if you want to win
some money with a free money phone tap, Do we
have more next week? Yes? Oh, we do who's who's uh,
who's in here next week? Out? All right, he's checking

(54:59):
it out, but no matter of thousands of thousand exactly.
We'll find out next week. And there you go. There's
your thousand dollars free money. Phone tap. Now what do
we do? Oh, Danielle, you're up next. What do you have? Oh,
we are going to talk about Taylor Swift her new
album more from the track list, and oh we might
have something going with Sons of Anarchy. If you're a fan,
we'll see. And I do want to know if anyone's

(55:20):
heard Charlie Pooth's new album. Yeah, if you have, let
us know. Text us page five, one hundred women. I
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(55:41):
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look at this. We have all collected in this one
little room to celebrate the fact it's Friday. What day

(56:10):
does this feel like to you? It feels like a Friday, man,
let me cry. The genius of coaster Boy, Josh. He
makes our show sound so slick and so cool. We
love you, Josh. He's in there ignoring every freaking word

(56:31):
I'm saying. It's a birthday weekend. Hey, Josh, really, I'm
talking to you. I was telling everyone you're gene You're
a genius. You make us sound so great. Oh my god,
thank you. I just I'm just I'm so so so
glad that we're friends. Well it's a big oh me too. Yeah,
but you know it's a big show. It needs big production,

(56:52):
a great yep, it's the big show. Anyway, Happy birthday weekend.
Thank you so much. I love that song too. Can
we play some Baby Rex? Or look at that Josh's dancing.
He is dancing. You know what. The only thing that's
missing today is our Froggy. Froggy is on a very
special assignment. He is at Saint Jude Children's Research Hospital,

(57:15):
and I know he's having a very emotional weekend. Have
you heard from him? Yeah, he said he's going to
the hospital in twenty minutes. Yeah, we miss you, Froggy.
He'll be back Monday though, Yeah, so I asked. As
happy and festive as the weekend is, there's always people
that have something to be mad at. Scary is on
a tear. I don't think Scary usually and we all agree,

(57:37):
Scary is usually the guy who is the happiest. He's
always laughing and childish and fun. Right, it's like nothing.
We could sit here and just insult you until you bleed,
but you would never ever be in a bad mood.
Today we saw a side of Scary. He is so mad.
His dog is so scalded. Look look at him. This

(57:59):
this gets to me. Okay, listen, I love life. You
know exactly what you just said. I'm everyone. Why you're mad? Why?
Why are you mad? I'm mad because how does a
breakfast place screw up the one thing they're supposed to do? Right?
Eggs omelets? Okay, so we just ordered breakfast from this
place and they screwed up his breadfast. He's over there

(58:21):
throwing it in the trash can. Then he takes it
out of the trash can and rethrows it back here.
They burn the omelet. How do you burn an omelet?
The bacon is as greasy as hell. The toast wasn't toasted,
it was flimsy. I'm so the only thing I ate
was some of the avocado. That was the only saving
great from saying there, and I you know me, I'm like,
you know, at least you have some great avocado for breakfast,

(58:42):
and it's good for you. It's the good fat. You know. Yes,
you're a breakfast place and we're paying high prices. Learn
to do breakfast right? Don't burn my damn egg? Are
you telling them to do better with breakfast? I mean,
he is right, they're brown. How do you have a
brown omelet? Do you burn eggs? But he's but look
look at how mad he is compared to what he's

(59:03):
actually mad as. There are people right now that are
stopped for breakfast somewhere and on their way to work,
and they are doing the same thing. They're eating subpar food.
They're eating breakfast with the with the eggs that are
brown as the day is long. But put some more
butter on the damn grill. What does it take to
do that? Don't spray it with some So you're mad.

(59:23):
So you are mad as a dog I'm talking about.
But they suffer and they stay with it. They don't
come go hold on, I understand that. Let's well, I'll
tell you what. Let's steal a bit from our friend
Charlamagne from the Breakfast Club. Why you mad? Yeah, now
we know why Scary's mad. Scary I mean Scary's mad.
I mean he's not putting this on. I saw him

(59:45):
slamming stuff around a minute ago during the song. He
is just like you are at your breaking point. You're no.
Breakfast is my favorite meal. You know that I love
my eggs. I just want a nice, silky, soft smooth
I know you do. I know, I know you do.
Eggs are yellow? All right? Can we can we try
to find a different breakfast? I mean, okay, all right?
An So, Daniel, why are you mad? Okay? So I

(01:00:08):
have a very crazy schedule. You know that we found
a break in the schedule tonight and I want to
go to Comic Con. I need three tickets to Comic Con. Now.
I understand it sold out, but the tickets are less
than one hundred dollars when you buy them normally they're
selling them on StubHub in all these places for two
fifty three hundred dollars for general admission. I cannot afford

(01:00:29):
to pay that much money for three tickets. I cannot
find tickets anywhere else for cheap, and I'm trying so hard.
So that's why I'm mad, because people are taking advantage
of the system. Hold on you, why are you mad?
Because the brokers are charging way to look for Comic
Con tickets? I need three tickets. Somebody helped me out,
so we have ticket rip offs and we have bad breakfast.

(01:00:50):
Yeah yeah, all right? Uh gandhi, why are you mad?
I am so pissed because you know how much I
love dogs, specifically my sister's dog. I'm at her house
right now, went downstairs to get my morning Hello from Smidch.
Smidch was nowhere to be found. We're smidge hacked. They
packed up her backpack and took her to school without

(01:01:10):
letting me say good morning or goodbye. And I'm pissed
because I know how cute she looks with a little
backpack getting ready to go out the door. Nope, no
Smidge for me. I have to start my day with you. Guys,
I guess dogless, dogless, that's my favorite part of the morning.
I'm so mad. But look, you you are mad. You're
you're very disappointed at which which turns into mad. I
was hate texting the hell out of the two of them, like,

(01:01:32):
are you crazy you leave without letting me say goodbye
to Smitch? Okay, that's fine. Wait, Diamond, are you mad
at anything? No? Not today? Okay the first Scotty b
You're always mad at something. What is Scotty be mad
at today? I'm just mad that everybody keeps congregating in
here and I cannot concentrate on the show. I know,
you know what, And I'm tired of them congregating in
there too. It's a separate studio, and I every time

(01:01:53):
I look up, Nate is over there, and scary he
was in there yelling about his breakfast. I needed him
in here, you guys. I'm gonna lock this freaking door. Yes, please,
this is why I'm mad, because you guys keep leaving
the show, like this is the venting room in here.
I don't understand. All right, everyone stay out of there
unless you're the birthday boy coaster boy Josh. Furthermore, hold on,

(01:02:13):
Scary's mad again? Hold on, yes, are you? Are you irish?
Are you scary Madigan? A lot of people are saying,
butter is what makes eggs brown. No, butter bird, butter
is what makes him brown. Slow and low is the
tempo of cooking and olive. All right, thank you, thank you,
thank you. Oh my god, he's gonna bust a button.
He's really upset, all right, Nate, why are you mad?

(01:02:35):
Oh my god? What ah this gurd? I had that
chicken thing a second ago, and I've got this burp
that is sitting right here and it can't come out.
You know what. You've been complaining a lot about your
gurd lately. You really should go see a doctor because
we're tired. We're mad. You complaining of bitching ammoni every day.
I thought you didn't see a doctor, and that's how
you got to know. I self diagnosed right now, Like

(01:02:59):
you eat something and you burp for like an hour.
I know, I know, but what you're mad at is
your fault. I'm a pretty good I've been to enough
doctors and I know what I'm to know. But you
need I know what you're mad because you gave yourself gird.
All right, there you go. Whatever, Why are you mad?
Gird mcgird, gird gird in the clube? Who else is mad?

(01:03:22):
And I'm mad? Okay? This is whatever. Insurance companies when
you try to, let go get stuff done as a
doctor or you have like you have a procedure done
it or something, they turn everything down, like you have
to go in and get a cat scan or something,
something that could be life threatening. And you get a

(01:03:44):
recording calling your your own phone saying we're sorry, mister,
we cannot give you. And then you know, there's just
supposed to coverage. Do you know how much money we
pay an insurance every year? Yeah, you know money we
pay for health insurance and they don't do it. You
have to fight with them every step of the way.
I'm very mad. Hate them, the mad ones anyway, the

(01:04:09):
good ones are good. Oh I got more than Danielle
can be mad about. With these tickets. Why wait till
you see the service feed. Just to purchase a ticket
from one of these stupid sites, it's gonna cost as
much as one of the tickets. It's crazy. You're gonna
be five one ticket for comic car I'm not going
to comic. Then all right, okay, now this is going
for why are you mad too? Here's another reason why

(01:04:30):
you should be mad. I don't know, Gandhi. Maybe maybe
we should slow down. You should slow that down, Elaine.
Why are you mad? Because at it, like four minutes ago,
some lady was just trying to merge it in front
of me and I wouldn't let her. So she rolled
down her window, starts having a conversation with me and goes, yo, bitch,

(01:04:51):
don't make me get out of my car and come
after you. Wow, okay, well, is there a reason why
you didn't want to let her in? And not that
she has the right to yellow? But no, yeah, because
right before the merch it was one lane and she
had been tailgating me on my kale in my car
the whole time and trying to pass me on the right. No, no,

(01:05:13):
it's a one lane road. No you're not getting in.
And then it went into two lanes. So no, I wasn't.
I wouldn't let a hundred other cars in front of
me instead of this lady. But I was sitting trying
to drive like a lady, right And no, she rolled
down her window right next to me and I called
you a bit, she called you a bit. Yes, And
I'm telling you I was having a yesterday. It was

(01:05:34):
just my birthday. I'm still like on my birthday high
and I'm like, yo, I want that woman doll your
shine not at all? Oh, I was so I was thinking,
how bad, like need to not get any more scrapped
about my car. She's going to be on your mind
too much today, you go, we gotta find a way

(01:05:54):
to get her off your mind. Isn't it funny how
we remember it. I find myself in the shower, mad
at things that happened three years ago. I'm like, God, yeah,
I'm still mad. Like, what song can I play to
make you feel better? Lane? What do you what do
you need to lift you up? Seriously? You need you
need a good lifting you know what I'm saying? Oh
my god, Oh this is like his sir, the moment,
something with a lot of pop to it. You know, Oh,

(01:06:16):
you need something? She need something pop scary? Scary? Is
too mad to find anything. Look, I'm looking something I
don't like. I drive like in Nork. I'm driving like
I'm hitting more traffic. I'm like gonna be driving like
with more aggraphics. All right, we're gonna find something. Bro.
Yeah you have. You are determined to be mad for
the rest of the day, and don't do that because Elane, Elane,

(01:06:39):
you are in charge. You're in charge of what you're
mad at, so you don't worry about that. That old hag. Really,
Let that hag go. Let her go, all right, you
take it easy. I'm sorry, what's wrong? Hold on, I
gotta go. Nate has gird It's ridiculous. I took my
PEPs in complete this morning and it's not doing it.

(01:06:59):
To choose some tongue. End the scopy. Please that we
know what the hell's actually going on there, Gertie, I know, yeah,
gird How do we do a show? And the producer
in the corner going now, somebody texting goes, you might
have hyatl hernia is of course, could look at you,
you mister. I know it all in the medical field,

(01:07:19):
and you know, we gotta go. Elaine. You have a
better day. At least you don't have gird o. God,
this is a most dysfunctional show. I got a producer.
If you're screaming in the corner, I got scary yelling
because his eggs are burnt and then it's like, I

(01:07:40):
don't know, it's too much. I found tickets. You found tickets. Yeah,
they're actually not that bad, Like one, get them, get
them now, get them now, get them now, get them
before somebody somebody takes them. What do you have, scary?
I don't know. Pursuit of happiness. That's a great song.
Oh it's a song about happiness. Would that make you
forget about your burnt breakfast? Burt hold On? People were mad,

(01:08:00):
Hello Rachel, why are you mad? By the way again,
thanks to Charlemagne for letting us rip off his bit
called why are you mad? Roommate keeps and roommates that
leave dishes and sinks. You know what, that's what Daniel
complains about. Her kids leave dishes and says, so she
went like an entire week. It didn't take one of
them out. Just leave him in there. Let let the

(01:08:23):
flies and the cockroaches just congregate in your sink. You
know what, did you tell your roommate, Hey, yo, let's
clean out the sink. I will want it to wake up. Yeah, yeah, no,
don't no, no, no, don't let him sleep, wake him up, Hey,
wake up, get your ass in there, clean out the sink.
Take control, Rachel, let's your sink too, Okay, okay, all right,

(01:08:44):
don't be mad here you go. Aren't the lyrics to
Pursuit of Happiness kind of depressing? Read them to me? Oh,
hold on, let me find him. I just know he's
talking about like drinking and driving and not everything that
shines as gold and God. That doesn't sound like a
happy song. It sounds happy fast, Okay, yeah, but there
are some sad fast songs. Go ahead, crush a bit,
little bit, roll it up, take a hit, feeling it?

(01:09:05):
Feeling all right? Two am, summer night, hand on the wheel,
driving drunk. I'm doing my thing, rolling the midwest side now,
living my life, getting our drinks. People told me slow
my role. I'm screaming out whatever I want, looking ahead,
no turning back. I guess it's not that bad if
I fall, if I die, no, I lived it to
the full. Don't take great though it's happy, it's not happy.

(01:09:28):
We need a happy song where the music and the
lyrics are pure happy. Paruco Farrucoka. Who's Fanuka? I don't
know who's playing that new hit? Fuka? Is there a
hey gerd boy? Why don't you look up Fanuka song

(01:09:50):
out now this person saying I'm having a heart attack
because everyone's here. You are falling. Your wheels are falling
off right in front of Okay, all right, Fanuka has
a profile on Pinterest. That's all I can find Fanuka.
But who's Fanuka? I don't know. Fanuka doesn't have a hit,

(01:10:11):
No Farruco does. But what do we know? If this
is a happy song. Yes, it talks about going to
the club and uh, you know, dancing and doing other things. Well,
of course this man Loca let me said, that's right.
I love the song. Looking man, turn it off. It's

(01:10:34):
giving nake gerd right here. It's like locat me said,
life switching. Make of it. If someone walks up to
you today and says something really rude, just look at him,
look at him, look up and down. I go, huh,

(01:10:56):
shut up, bitch, Only if it's a guy. I love
calling guys bitches. Nate's my number one. I'm the biggest bitch.
You know you really are, Gertie bitch Pa that bitch
over there with girt. Seriously, don't let people ruin your day.

(01:11:16):
It's their day to ruin their day, not yours. They
can't ruin your day. Don't allow them. Seriously, it takes
Are you guys high? We should we're high on life? Scary?
You're still mad about your bad breakfast? You know what,
I'm a little less mad. Okay, music really turned my

(01:11:37):
frown up, Nate. Are you feel a little better about
your gird? I do? I do? I think? Yeah? The
music out? Yeah? Gandhi, Hello, you missed your doggie. You'll
see your doggie again. It's gonna be okay. Yeah, it's okay.
What about you, Daniel? You finally guts. Let's take us
for comic Con than I thought you? Thank you. The
day is what you make of it? So cool? Anyway,

(01:11:57):
Welcome to Friday. Let's get into the three things we
need to know or should we do? We need news
right now? Really, I don't know. It's your call, Gandhi.
I'm righty, Okay, here we go. We're all right. We're
all really happy now, Yes, we're all happy now, reality reality.
There are mixed reactions to President Biden promising to pardon
thousands of people convicted of simple marijuana possession. Some are

(01:12:20):
calling the plan dangerous and outrageous. Others are calling it
long overdue. The pardons will apply to all Americans who
have been convicted of the charge at the federal level,
and now Biden is asking the Attorney General to review
how marijuana is classified under federal law. Defense Secretary Lloyd
Austin is authorizing name changes for more than eleven hundred
military bases and facilities with Confederate ties. A Pentagon memo

(01:12:44):
says Austin agreed with all the Naming Commission recommendations and
expects to put them into effect as soon as possible.
And finally, a fire started by a volcano has caused
irreparable damage to Easter Island's iconic towering stoneheads. You know
ulicers I'm talking about. Yes, local indigenous in Chilean authority
say the fire that started Monday on the island scorched

(01:13:06):
almost two hundred and fifty acres and burned a number
of the stone card statues known as moid. They've been
there for how long? Forever? I mean not forever, but
they've been there for a very long time. They're hoping
people will be able to restore them, but they have
to let all of this finish first, so we'll see.
And those are your three things. Wow, I was happy
until the news came on. Sorry, play another happy song again. Yeah, Hey,

(01:13:29):
gerd boy, we're running later. Hey, you're sounding great. Where
is it in? Some It goes in next Deep Friday,
go out there at a hot box the day baby down? Excellent, excellent,

(01:13:58):
There you go a great It's good. We saved one.
Why do you listen to this crap? Mister Ran in
the Morning Show? If you're a murderer, stop murdering. I'm
not a murderer, Okay, Ran in the Morning Show. What

(01:14:18):
a day? Huh? Hey um. Dave Brody's gonna be on
with us in a few minutes. He's gonna be a
comic con. So, Danielle, when you go to comic con
stopt by the Brody booth. I think we're there different days.
But that's okay, all right, No, he'll come in. Also,
Froggy's on special assignment at Saint Jude Children's Treats Our Hospital.
We're gonna talk to him in a few minutes. He's
walking those halls and he's learning so much about all

(01:14:41):
the miracles that happened at Saint Jude. And so let's
see if we gotta get some sound on, We've got
to go around the room. Oh, thank you to our
friends at Delonghi. You know, Alex had his big golf
outing to raise money for the Pride Center Staten Island.
They they actually brought in a Combi an air fry
oven Oh nice as a special door prize as part

(01:15:03):
of the sign on auction. And thank you to Delongi.
And by the way, the coffee cart will be here
next week. Thank you Delongie. We love you. We love
Delongi so much. You know, it's really funny how skipping
down the road, we've just collected this wonderful, wonderful a
number of partners and people I don't even consider them clients.
I hate that word. I mean, like Delongie, and you

(01:15:26):
hear us talk about him all the time, you know
who we're passionate about, of course. Oh, speaking of Norwegian
Cruise Line, we were driving up to the new studios
to take a tour yesterday on the West Side Highway
and right there on the Hudson River Prima. It was
so cool. People were stopping to take pictures of it. Yeah,
like they were getting out of their car to take
pictures of it because it's that beautiful or beautiful Prima.

(01:15:47):
We spent a couple of nights on that. I'm surprised
they didn't. They didn't like sink it after we were
done with it. But anyway, it's so beautiful. I can't
wait to you bust your vacation on Prima. I know
Deanna's there right now, isn't she. She's on boards. They're
hitting two. I believe Nova Scotia or Newfoundland. Oh my god,
salmon in her future. Yeah, that's cool, so much, so

(01:16:08):
much to celebrate today. Let's go around the room. I'm
want to start there. I we'll see what's on your mind,
what's left of it? Anyway, after this week, this has
been a jarring hell of a week. That's why we're
balls deep into the weekend. You love that, love it.
It's a ball deep Friday. Oh god, I'm gonna have
to explain that to my parents later, so thank you.
You know, just draw the diagram. It's easier. We'll start

(01:16:32):
with you, gandhi, what's on your mind? Other than having
to described balls deep to your mom and dad? Oh
that'll be terrible. But if you are trying to be
happy this morning and you want to chuckle, I just
posted the video that I sent to all of you,
but I posted it on my Instagram story. I implore you,
our listeners, go watch this video of Scary dancing. It
was right well, part of part of it miss dancing,

(01:16:53):
part of its dancing. He's got the fancy handwork. Yeah,
leave it a go check it out, Go check it out.
It's in my stories. It's not on my feet, it's
in my stories. But one of my favorite things to
do is watch Scary dance in the little computer screen.
It was great. Yea, he truly did hit the dance floor. Producer, Sam,
what's going on with you? So? This weekend is our shower?

(01:17:14):
And I say ours because we did a quote. They
call it Jack and Jill, and it just means not
just women are invited. And I realized I gave myself
way more work than average bride because I told my
mom I specifically wanted at a brewery. I want these
kinds of decorations. I want this that it's not realize.
I'm going to work to make my mom happy because
everything I plan made her unhappy. So just let your
parents or whatever surprise you with something. It'll be way

(01:17:37):
more worth it than this. Okay, Oh, let's do it.
I took out the surprise for mom, and now I
feel badly, so I've got to make it about her.
Oh you got a lead dynamic. You have quite a
complicated Why are you wrapped in a blanket? It's freezing
in here. Why aren't you rest? I didn't take my
jacket off at all today because I was so cold.
I'm warm over here because I'm next to Scary He's dancing, Danielle.

(01:18:00):
What's up with you? So I want to thank my
family and actually Sam as well. So if you are
a sport family and your kids play soccer or baseball
or whatever, and they're very serious about it, and they're
playing academy or whatever, you know, your life revolves around
their schedule. And thank god I have a family who

(01:18:21):
gets it. Because my sister's having a party this weekend.
Sam's having a party and I'm like, guys, I'm not
going to probably make it, and they're like, we get it,
we understand, don't worry. Wait a minute. I'm not more
important than your son. I love you. So I will
be footballing soccering all weekend long in between Comic Con,
and uh yeah, so they understand and I love them
so God bless you. Thank you family for being so amazing.

(01:18:43):
And Sam, you're gonna be Football's deep this. I will
be football deep this weekend. And I'm excited about Scarier.
What's up? Well, you know there is this worldwide problem
we're having a food waste and it's because of these
best before labels. I'm telling you, I've been saying this
a long time. God he is my witness that we
throw away food far too quickly because it says best before.

(01:19:06):
They're going to be changing these pretty soon. I'm reading
about it now and it looks like they're gonna put
a bill through to make sure they's It's all one message.
When does it go rotten? That's all you need to know.
Then you throw it away, but best before it needs
to go because people think that, oh I should throw
this away. No, it's good for another two three weeks,
solve world hunger. There you go, scary. You know, we

(01:19:27):
do live in a world where there's not enough food.
If someone wants to eat, you can check Scari's trash
can right now where he just threw away a mountain
of food. The breakfast. There's a breakfast for a family
of Tannement. They were brown eggs, so quickly. Oh my god,
I've never seen food fly so fast. This was an
exception because they burned my breakfast. Okay, all right, hey,

(01:19:55):
I know people listen to me. Take me serious. We've
got we've got a problem here, the over out of food. Yeah.
I just turned away, but everyone else is stopping. What's
up there, Nate? All right? This is your regular reminder
that life is short. Enjoy it while you can. Okay,
thank you. I plan on doing some peeping this weekend.

(01:20:17):
I beg your part exactly. You heard me right. It
is fall and in upstate New York, it's the peak
of the fall foliage. So I'm gonna go do a
little leaf peeping. So if anybody would like to join me, Elvis,
I would love to have you peep with me and
go check out those leaves. It's gonna be some beautiful
autumnal colors. Wait, you want me to go upstate and
go leaf peeping with you? It's a thing. I'd rather

(01:20:39):
stick stick my wiener and a pencil sharp and turn
it on high. We'll have a good old time. Rather
put my scrotal area in a paper shredder to hang
out with you looking at leaves. But I love you
all right. Well, whatever you do, don't leaves are a
good place to bury the body. There is that, Yeah,

(01:20:59):
he knows that absolutely. Someone was texting and Elvis, how
can you never go around the room? I'll tell you why,
because I talked for four hours. Excide for me to
shut up. That's the whole point of around the room.
It's like people want to hear something that everyone else
has to say other than me, because I'm like blah
blah blah. Okay, I'll give you in around the room.
I just a few moments ago completed an exercise within

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where I felt my shoulders go down and relax, and
I felt my breath go deeper and exhaled and felt
so much better about the week because there's something going
on doesn't matter, but I kind of let it go.
You try to control things in your life to the
point where you start grinding your teeth and can sleep

(01:21:44):
at night. I have this one thing in my life
where I'm trying to force good, what I think is
good to happen. But I can't force it. It's gonna
have to work itself out, and I let go. And
it's so funny how your body responds to that without
you even knowing. It's such a subconscious thing and you
become conscious about it. And I think it's so clear

(01:22:07):
to all of us. We need to let ourselves off
the hook, and we need to let other people off
the hook. Sometimes good idea, so something very personal going on.
I let it go. I'm not gonna fight it anymore.
We're gonna let it go. And I feel so at peace.
That's why I am balls deep this weekend. We are
so happy to hear from Froggy. Froggy is at St.

(01:22:28):
Jude Children's Research Hospital. We've been talking about you all morning. Hi, Froggy,
we miss you. Good morning. I miss you, Guys, Phil
when we miss you so much. You're doing such an
important thing walking through those hallways of miracles. Tell us
what you've learned so far at Saint Jude. We are
actually on the way there. Yesterday we got to meet
some of the patients and here exactly what Saint Jude's
mission is and what they do and how it works,

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and it really is amazing. The two things that really
stuck with me were Number One, parents do not get
a bill when they go to Saint Jude. They're here
to heal their child, so that the parents and worry
about their children and Saint Jude takes care of the rest.
And number two, all of the research the same Jude does.
They share it with other hospitals. They don't like charge
other people to get their research. Everything they do, they're

(01:23:11):
an open book and they share it with everybody. So
they're working on so much secure cancer all around the world.
It's so interesting if you ever have the opportunity to
walk those hallways, you go into these little pods, big pods,
and these are laboratories. In each laboratory represents a different
type of cancer that children can get. You could have
an eye cancer over here, you could have a lung

(01:23:33):
cancer over here. You know, cancers are all cancer, but
they're all so different, and they are pulling off miracles
every day in Saint Jude. And the fact that you're
so lucky to be there, Froggy, that's a blessing. It's
a blessing to you and to us for you to
share it with us. Truly, I am. And to see
these kids who have the most amazing outlook and perspective
on life is a complete like reality check for really everybody.

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We're all talking about that as we're here together. We're together,
We're like so you see, hear, and you worry about
things in your life that are very just minimal in
miniscule compared to what these kids are going through. And
they have the greatest attitude and the best outlook, and
just meeting these kids this amazing. I said that to
him when I was talking to I said, you are
going to be so affected by this weekend emotionally. I
feel like it might change you as a person, I hope. So, yeah,

(01:24:21):
good going. If anyone needs to change this this one.
That's why they send you here exactly. It's a special
camp for Froggy. No, Saint Jude. You know what. Here's
the thing, Saint Jude. It's such a major, huge institution.
People so sometimes overlook what they're all about and how
to contribute because like, oh they're Saint Jude, they're fine,
they don't need me. Not true, Not true. If they

(01:24:41):
want to keep pulling off these miracles and helping these
families at no cost and coming up with incredible, incredible
ideas and cures, and you got to help them. So
if you have ever you have a chance to help
Saint Jude, please do Froggy Are you gonna be live
Monday morning? Yes, Oh yeah, I'll be back. Yeah, I
get home late Sunday. I'll be there on Monday mor
All right, we'll see you. Then you have a wonderful

(01:25:01):
weekend and check in with us. Okay, thank you, guys,
I'll talk you. Love you as you love him. All right, Well,
we've been in half of the stuff we wanted to do.
We do have Sound on the way, Garrett, don't go far.
Also a conversation with Dave Brody, who will be a
comic con here in New York this weekend. All on
the way. Good morning to everyone now, Vis d Ran
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d Ran in the Morning Show. It's always an exciting
time in New York when comic con rolls through town.
I know, Danielle, when you going today today? Oh no, no,

(01:25:46):
you gotta go tomorrow. Oh is that? I'll tell you why?
Because our own Dave Brodie is going to be a
comic Con tomorrow. Hey Brodie, good morning, Hey Mike call
the one hundred. Yes you are, Yes you are? You
just won an office chair. Yeah. Ever, I was sitting
here this morning and a friend of us down the

(01:26:07):
hall is walking past our window with an office chair.
So where's that going? She said? Brody wants his chair?
I mean, okay, I take him too. Who do you want?
How many chairs do you want? We got to get
rid of these. Yeah, just just the one. I forgot
to take it and Jamie as a jeep so she's
going to take it home. I know. But the question

(01:26:28):
is how many chairs can you fit in a jeep?
I don't we As you know, we're moving to new studios.
Every chair has to go. It needs a home, and
we hate to see them waste, waste, to wait and nothing. Anyway,
what's well? Congratulations you want an office chair? So um?
How excited are you to be in your own Tops
booth at Comic Con here in New York tomorrow? Talk

(01:26:49):
about it? Well, very excited. So a couple of months
back we had Tops up they know, mostly for their
baseball parts, of course, and they were up to promote
hard collecting. And I said to the guys, hey, you know,
not only just tops and make Facebook cards. I'm a
big fan of Wacky Packages. I grew up with them.
They are stickers of everyday products you fund in a supermarket,

(01:27:10):
except their funny parody pun version right of the product.
And I said, it's my dream to write those sce
I'm a kid. And they said, oh, we'll put me
in touch with the guy who's in charge of Wacky Packages,
Francis Olt's yep. By the way, as you pick up
off your speaker phone and go to your regular phone,
I'll tell people that wacky Packages, as Brood said, have
been around and topped cards for years. So can you

(01:27:31):
imagine a kid growing up saying, you know, I want
to design wacky packages and the Wacky Package cards. And
now you you have been asked to do that. That's
pretty cool. Yes, I was on bluetooth. I would never
be on speaker phone. I hope I sound better now,
you really don't do We have old phones he can
take with him too. I don't know. It doesn't sound right,

(01:27:53):
sounds weird, Okay, So anyway, Comic Con we all need it.
Good God, we love comic Con. It is going on
this weekend. Daniel will be there today, but not in
her own booth like you. She's just walking around, walking around.
But Bill Brodie'll be signing his stickers along with the
stickers artist Neil Camera. Is that his name camera? Camera? Oh?

(01:28:13):
I guess it is spelled camera. Yeah, that's his name Camera.
It spelled like that, so you assume it's not pronounced
like that anyway. So talk about talk about what we
can get at your booth, because people love to like
cram a bunch of stuff in their bags at comic con. Yeah. Well,
I'll be at booth two eight one nine if you
have a massive comic con, and I'll be signing some

(01:28:34):
of my stickers that have come out. They're available today.
On top of his website, you can go to my
social media at David Brody on my Instagram account. Is
the link in the bio, and you can buy the set.
It's only available for a limited time, as they say,
But there are five stickers that I created and I
helped design with the artist and they're out. They approved
five of the six that I wrote. One of them

(01:28:55):
they say would not pass the senses. They did not
see that's the one we one. Yeah, well I had
I had done a spoof of Carol Syrup, you know
the stuff you used to Pecampie. I did. I did
Karen Syrup one typical demand to speak to the manager
and they would not look that through. Oh well, I
see where you're coming from. But I think that would

(01:29:18):
have been a great color. Maybe you can come up
with your own and make that like a very very
special edition. Anyway, So again, it's at Comic Con tomorrow
at one o'clock. You can meet Brodie at Booth twenty
eight nineteen with nil camera, And of course you can
go onto Dave Brodie's social media at David Brody on
Instagram and you can click on the link and you

(01:29:39):
can actually buy his set of wacky package is from Tops.
That's so cool. Trial dreams do come true. Yes, And
if I could sold a couple more things while if
you don't mind, okay, I can't. I wish I could
understand you and what your phone is really bad? A
couple of more things, okay, go ahead, hold plug away. Okay.
So I have a new Mets song out today for

(01:30:01):
the playoffs, and that'll be available on my social media
mess today mess your phone made to sound like you
said Mets. You know, I think it's your phone system.
If I were you, I would move studios by by
next week. Everyone else today sounded pretty clear to be honest,
all right, all right, so yet go ahead? Yep. So

(01:30:23):
the Mets song will be out on my on my
social media today as well. And I wanted to know
if I could use this opportunity to save a stamp
and RSV pea Sam's wedding. Can I do that now? Here? Sure?
I guess, Oh my god, does Sam know that she does? Now?
He's just a link you don't even need to send. Yeah,
I think it's a link. Well, I'm rst vping. There's

(01:30:46):
this particular time, Brodie. You can't rely on us to
RSVP for you. You need to do that on your own.
Oh well, that's disappointing. Okay, you lazy bastard. All you
do is click the links? Am coming, listen. I'm very
busy not working right now. It sounds like you got
a lot going on, all right, So you know, if

(01:31:07):
you want to know all of the above, simply go
to at David Brody on Instagram and click the link
and it's all right there. All right, Brody, We'll see
you at the wedding. But I'm not going to tell
her that. You got to tell her yourself. That's your job.
All right, fine, everybody have find it comic CONVERTI talk
to you there you go. Look at that stealing chairs

(01:31:27):
and making us do his RSPP work for him is
key exactly. Brody has not changed. All right. Let's get
into a sound Garrett. What you have. Oh, it's Friday
Music Day, new music. Let's start with Willow. This is
called You're a Stranger. Yes, there you go, there's Willow Willow.

(01:31:57):
Let's move over to nickel Back. It's called Those Days
and you'll probably see it a lot on Instagram with
like a picture montage. Very soon we'd begun in everywhere. Yeah,
this is gonna be all over Instagram. Over. We can
hear it immediately. All right. Now, let's talk about Charlie Pooth.
His album came out. Here's one of two. These are

(01:32:18):
There's a first Time for Everything. Oh, this is from
his new album. I like that. Here's another one from
Charlie Pooth. This is called Loser. What he's on By

(01:32:41):
the way, Charlie Pooth's here next Wednesday Tuesday. Well we
moved it. Well we moved it. We're very fluid. And
then finally Sagala DJ producer teaming up with Ellie Golding.
This is called All by Myself Tee Moe Temple. Yeah

(01:33:04):
there it is excellent new music. Friday is always fun
with the sound of the Garrett. You're a good American. Garrett,
Thank you very much. And Happy PA Week to all
the physician assistance out there. Oh that's right here. You
married one. You gotta stay Happy PA Week. Thank you, Garrett.
Every day you read up in the morning, pack up
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a lot of good food, but not until we see him.

(01:33:48):
Happy birthday, bday to Happy Birthday. Happy birthday, dear Josh,
Happy day, Daniel. What did you give Josh a nice
orange cake? Yes, it's because it's Halloween months, so it's

(01:34:08):
a pumpkin cake for his birthday. And let me just
tell you could almost just happen. What Angel and Scotty
try to put their penis in the cake and I
know them from doing it. It was actually a wooden penis,
not a real will ye know what what? We just
were gonna like put that bottle opener on there so

(01:34:29):
it made a mark. That's all. It's not funny. Okay, Well,
happy birthday. Can't wait, can't wait to have some of
that cake. I sposed to cut it with this penis,
if you could cut it, cut it with your penis.
Oh my god, oh wow, he just he just American
pied that cake. Happy birthday, Josh Elster. What is it

(01:35:02):
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