The Day We Cleanse

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
It's time awake up on a tune day. This the
Redding Day, the dead dude name, It's time awake up
on a tunesday. We had to change. But the native
beads the rand in the morning. It's ben A. I
forgot about that. Tuesday Beth food and what's everyone up

(00:29):
to Tuesday? You guys are you're up to something? And
guess what. I'll figure it out. You can't hide it
from me alright on the all knowing, all loving it
is Tuesday. It's May second. We thought we'd make you
up with something kind of festive. I'm not being a
little festive on a festive. Hey, Danielle, Hi Froggy, Welcome

(00:57):
Cold Cruel World. We're gonna tackle your big beast. So
what happens when you get Calvin Harris along with Frank
Ocean Amigos, you get slide Yeah. The Clean Radio Edit.
Welcome to our Clean Radio Day. Uh, it's another chance
to get it right. We actually have guests coming in today.
Where's our senior executive producer? Maybe he if he came in,

(01:21):
he would kill me in on what we're doing today today? Well? Absolutely,
we love Getty, She's fantastic. Who else I don't know
if we could find Nate, that'd be really cool. Well,
thank you, thank you guys for coming in today. Let's
go talk to Alexis, our first caller of the day.
It's teacher appreciation day? Is that true, Alexis? Yesterday's absolutely

(01:45):
all get long. So I wanted to say you have
you really make the commute in the morning a lot easier. Well,
you know what, we love our teachers. You know that's
the thing. No show loves teachers more than this show.
First of all, yeah, we love him the most. And secondly,
I'm hearing that teachers are getting good deals on lunch
this week. Chipotle just came out with Chipotle has a

(02:06):
very special teachers lunch today. Oh look straight Nate decided
to join us. Everyone good, hello, Well Alexis. To you
and all the teachers, the people who are shaping the
minds who will control the earth in the future. We
thank you so much for all you do. Thank you
very much. Thank you so much. Guys. We're gonna send
you Nelvis Duran shirt. It's on the way. Okay, thank you.

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All right, have a great day at school. All right,
let's go around the room. We'll start with you Danielle,
what's on your mind. I'm trying to be very positive
today even though people are trying to steal my identity.
Yesterday I got one of those letters in the mail
from a credit card that said, hey, just so you know,
we're not going to give you this credit card that
you applied for. I'm like, but I never applied for
that credit card. So I had a call and they said,

(02:50):
somebody has your social blah blah bluh. So I had
to run the credit report last night. And yeah, I've
got to take care of a couple of things today.
I'm telling you right now. Experience. Get to get their app.
I have it. I have it, and any time anything
ever changes with my credit, they tell me immediately. Yeah
they we talked to them last night, so they're one

(03:12):
of the ones I talked to us. So yeah. So
but I'm like, you know what am I gonna do
to just be positive and move forward? And you got
to get that Experience get it, get it, get it,
get that app. And my my thing to you today,
get a credit report. We have someone run a credit
repord and check up on yesterday, Danielle. Get the app.
You don't need a report. It reports to you. Any

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time anything ever changes, you'll love it. You can have
my experience experience. I'll bump it to you in a second. Hey,
what's up with you today? Froggy? Well? All the speaking
of teacher Appreciation Week? Last night, I said to my son, Hey,
let's run over to the store and grab something for
each one of your teachers. He's like, but Dad, my
grades are good. I'm like, we're not buying good grades.
We're just telling the teachers thank you. He thought that

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we had to get the teachers something or teacher Appreciation
Week because his grades were bad. I'm like, none of
you want to say thank you to the teachers, no
matter what. To take care of your teachers. You know,
today I'd like to hear from from some teachers. Do
you really like an apple? Do you? I mean, if
if if I brought you that's like the age old thing.
Take an apple to your teacher? Do they really want

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an apple? I'm not talking about a laptop. I'm talking
about like the actual fruit. Let us know what's up
with you today? Bet today I had that thing happened
to me this morning. Where you wake up, you have
no idea where you are, what time it is when
you're supposed to be up or where you're supposed to go,
and I know that I am not alone in this.
It is the weirdest, scariest feeling where you just stare

(04:37):
at the clock and you you're like, blink, blink blink,
what time is it? What's happening? Where am I? It
took me probably thirty seconds to really figure out what
was happening today. The reason why this is happening to
us sometimes I think we travel in the middle of
the night without knowing it. I think we traveled to
other planes, to other to other other universes. I'm sounds

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feels like it, and when we open our eyes are like, wait, wait, wait,
how did I get here? I was? I was on
Pluto ten minutes ago. I swear to God, let's get
into your horoscopes. We'll welcome back to reality or is it?
We'll find out today? Why does everything sound weird today?
That's the whole station sounds weird. Can you call someone,
have them fix it? Everything sounds weird and tell him

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that it sounds weird. They want to know why it
sounds weird. We don't know. It just sounds weird. Maybe
could it couldn't be my head. Maybe maybe I sound weird? Yeah?
Do you feel weird? No? Well, no more than usual?
All right, let's get into your horoscopes. You're a first day.
Two super hotties celebrating birthdays today, David Beckham and Dwayne
the Rock Johnson. Happy birthday, Capricorn. Your workload seems to

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be more than usual. Find a good way to blow
up a little steam. Relax your days of seven Aquarius.
Your strong opinions on everything can lead you into some trouble.
Walk away from certain conversations to ease tension. Your day
is the seven is Being home alone sounds much more
appealing than going out lately. Don't overthink it. Everybody needs
time to themselves. Your days and nine aries. Pay attention
to your dreams. They may not mean much at first,
but eventually you'll be surprised by what they reveal. Your

(06:04):
days and eight Taurs it's a great time to unleash
your artistic desires. Go out and adventure. Exercise your creativity.
Your days of ten gentmin I expect a lot of
motion in your life. While it can be hectic, your
life needs a little chaos every once in a while.
Your day is and nine cancer. You may feel like
too many things are happening at once. Make a list
of things that will drastically improve your days and eight Leo.
Your loved ones always go to you for advice. Don't

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be afraid to be honest. Everyone will appreciate it. Your
days attend very go. You're not one to walk away
from an issue. Analyze the situation before making any decision
to see if it's worth the trouble. Your days of
seven Libra put your thoughts in order. Your goal can
be reached much faster than you think. Your day is
a seven Scarbio. You can show to everybody how strong
you really are. Follow your intuition and something good will
follow your day's attend and Sagittarius. Stop stressing about what

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needs to be finished. When you set your mind to something,
you'll get it done. Your day is of nine and
those are your Tuesday morning horoscope experience credit tracker fabulous. Okay,
I'm gonna and I don't why I have it, but
I got it the hard way. Just like you heard.
You know what. People start stealing your stuff. People are
jackass animus stuff furiously. Come on, all right, let's get

(07:11):
into your headline Bethany. What's going on today? One person
is dead three others are injured following a stabbing at
University of Texas Austin yesterday. Campus police have not released
a motive. The twenty one year old student accused of
the stabbings is in custody. Nineteen year old Harrison Brown
was killed in the attack. May Day protests went down
around the country yesterday. Most of them were peaceful. Not

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so in Portland, however, protesters through molotov cocktails and cans
of pepsi at police. Police and riot gear broke up
the demonstrations and canceled a permit for the march that
ignited the violence. Fire Festival is facing a one hundred
million dollar lawsuit. The event was billed as a once
in a lifetime musical experience in the Bahamas with luxury cabanas,
gourmet food, et cetera. However, organizers clearly weren't prepared. It

(07:57):
quickly devolved into a chaotic Lord of the Flies suation
to be awful, horrible job. Rule and his business partner,
who are at the helm of the event are named
in that lawsuit. They should come to the Heart Radio
Music Festival and learn how to do it. We won't
give you just cheese sandwiches. No, that was all scoremet food.
This is your hourly reminder to take a deep breath. Perfect.

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And as we said, today is officially Teacher Appreciation Day,
although it is all week and Chipotle will be giving
all teachers, school faculty and staff buy one, get one
free burrito bowls, salad or taco It takes place from
three pm until close tomorrow. Just bring your school I
d excellent. We love you teachers today rather three pm
until close today until today today. Okay, perfect, Yes, So

(08:43):
to all of our teachers and all those who love
our teachers, I hope you have the best day ever.
And if you're a student and you're kind of iffy
on your teachers came on some slack today, let's see
how good they can do for you, or how well
they can do for you. Sorry, English teachers, you big,
big luscious men. Meet you out the phone tap re
playing Elvis Elvis durand the Elvis Durant phone tap. All right, Garrett,

(09:07):
your phone tap? What's it all? Well? Erica wanted to
play a phone tap on her boyfriend Bruno. Now, the
couple has been dating for a couple of weeks now.
But Eric has been getting text from her ex and Bruno.
It doesn't sit well with him. So Eric is going
to start the call to her boyfriend Bruno as she's
at work, and I'm gonna be playing the ex boyfriend
who pays a visit. All right, let's listen to Garrett's
phone tap, heyb um here and they're going to get

(09:32):
to show up with the work. What are you? Who?
What are you talking about? Christophers here? Your ex boyfriend? Christopher? Yeah,
she showed up with like flowers and candy. Are you
kidding me? Right now? Is this a joke? No, you're right.
Here's next to me. Let me talk to him right now.
Why are you going to say? Er? Let me talk

(09:54):
to him right now? Okay? Hello, Hello, Hello? Who's this
is this? Christopher? Yes? How did you know my name?
Because you've been texting my girlfriend for the past few weeks? Dude,
what the hell is your problem? Oh? She's your girlfriend? Okay? Well,
uh we used to date and uh I thought, and
she broke up with you dude, right, but I was

(10:17):
coming back over today with some delicious candies and flowers
that she loves so much to show her how much
I love her and that we should get back together
number from your phone. Dude, I'm going to ask for
you to step aside because I think she knows where
her true love is right here. Um, so I reating
right now, you need to get out of there. I've
got friends that are like right around the corner from there. Dude.

(10:39):
All I have to do is make a text message
dead Okay, well yeah, let them come. I will kick
them all right in the wiener because I know martial
arts boxing, I know mm a taekwondo, so we'll do that. Dad.
By the way, do you know what we did in
her back seat? I don't. I don't care. Dude on

(11:00):
the back seat now, Dude, are you psycho just on
the no. No, you sound a little crazy right now,
So I would be worried. I wouldn't want to stay
with you if I was like, oh, you are right
now showing up to your ex girlfriend's job with candy
and flowers out there. It is ridiculous. Miss you so much,

(11:27):
miss you and your body. Nothing like Bruno, like keep
singing to me like you never thinking you're my I
wanna have sit with you so romantic. Hey, Bruno, I'm
coming there right now, Dude, I'm less than an hour away,
and when we get there, we're gonna have a little

(11:48):
man the man talk. Dude, you know my name is
getting from Elvis st right in the Morning Show and
you got phone tapped? Are you kidding me? Right now?
All of my only guys at work are looking at
me right now like I'm freaking crazy, Erica, Oh my god,
have an idea for a phone tab. Go to Ellis
Duran dot com, click on the phone tab tab. Tell

(12:08):
us what you want to do. This table was prerecorded
with permission granted by all of our space Eli Sturan
phone tab on Elle s Duran in the Morning Show.
All right, let's make it very clear. I've got a
gift for your mom. Mother's Day is on the way.
The hyper chiller iced coffee Maker. Oh yes, this is
another thing that I fell in love with after hearing

(12:30):
us talking about it on our show, and then we
sold it out last year. We sold it out last year,
and I was here doing commercials for because I know
you guys had tried the hyper chiller iced coffee maker.
I'm like, well, I've never had never tried it, and
I'm like, well, let me try it. I'm like, yes,
can I tell you what I love about it. It's
not an appliance, so it doesn't like sit on your
countertop and take up room. It lives in your freezer,

(12:52):
so you don't have it's no extra counter space. You
love your iced coffee. You don't want to take up
counter space. Has a checklist of things you love about
it already in the reason why we love it is
because it doesn't water down your your coffee when you
ice it up, or you know, if you want to
ice up some wine some rose, it is rose season
or iced t It works with any brewing method, even

(13:13):
full size curing. It saves you time and money spent
at the coffee shop. The hyper chiller chills that special
bottle of wine, your favorite cocktail, whatever, whatever in your
life needs chilling. Except for your heart. It's already frozen cold.
You can I can put my my hot coffee next
to Bethany's heart. She's like, you have like an onboard

(13:34):
hyper children. Yeah, the heart is the hyper chiller of
the body key. It's a perfect gift for mom. Hyper
chiller dot com. That's hyper chiller dot com show. I'm
very excited. A Gabby citab isn't today want an incredible
actress and incredible story. Her book is getting ray reviews.

(13:54):
I mean, I just I'm so excited about meeting her.
I love her. I love everything she's in American Horror Story,
all of it. But so I got up and got
dressed in the dark again today, and I'm not quite
sure what I have on my shirt? Can I describe it?
You can try? Okay, So you're wearing a khaki or
like slightly brown button down shirt. Drink crisp western style,

(14:15):
I would say, and uh, it has pearl buttons. And
then on either side, above the breast pockets are these
two spiky things. They're green, and then inside the green
spiky thing is a orange spiky thing. And then inside
that is like a golf ball. Okay, when no one's
gonna understand it, I think it's a golf shirt. You
just say, here's what I think it is. I think

(14:36):
these flower looking things where are sunflowers? But they're just
colored differently. I don't know. It looks like maybe it's pollen.
I think we got pollen on. They don't get close.
You might be allergic to that. I think my shirt
is pollinating the world around me? What city did you
buy that shirt in? New York City? What? How do

(14:57):
you describe this shirt? What is it? I met a
loss for words. I don't know. Do you think it's
a golf ball or pollen? I think it's a it's
a flower with pollen that has a golf ball. Look,
maybe it's a flower that put on some sparkly eyeshadow.
I don't know what it is. Can you get a
picture and send it out? Well, she's taking that. It
looks like it looks like if you took some plato,

(15:19):
rolled it into a ball, put it on the ground,
and then slammed the golf ball into it. Maybe I
don't know. It looks like the Nickelodeon logo a little bit.
All Right, we're gonna try to figure out. We're gonna
put it up. What scary? What awful thing you're gonna
say about my shirt? No, no, no, nothing I have
just like the colors, the orange and the green look
beautiful together. Well, thank you, scary, scary, scary found some

(15:40):
pretty in the ugly. I mean it's a western It
looks like a western style shirt. Alright, alright, Well, sometimes
you put stuff on you wonder like what the hell
is it. Let's go talk to Samantha. Hi, Samantha, Hello, Hello,
my apologies, I got dressed in the dark. So what's
going on? Are you a teach? Sure? Yes, sorry sorry,

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I'm an elementary school teacher. Well, congratulations on another teacher
appreciation week. I believe the whole week long. Right. So
when I was a kid, we were told to take
an apple to the teacher, and so no, the answer
is no. What do you want to stay? Gift cards?
I know? How about um any places like Starbucks? Alright,

(16:31):
don't get dairy Queen American Express? How would psychiatric gift
cards for all the elementary I give cards your local
Audi dealer. Well, Samantha, do you enjoy teaching? I do.
I love it. I wouldn't do it if I didn't
love it. Now, what which is more of a challenge
of the students or the parents? Oh? Sometimes parents? All right? Well, look,

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so all parents listening, make sure you take care of
your your kids teachers today. Yeah, yeah, nobody. Yeah, you guys.
Get enough of that bath and beyond stuff and thank
you handles? No Christmas tree ornaments? No? All right, Well,
thank you, Samantha. We salute you in all teachers this week,
and thank you for all the hard work to do

(17:20):
you so much like best teacher in the world. I
guess items you can possibly have, right, the best teacher
in the world. Beer Stein, Good morning, Zach, good morning
another teacher. Well, no, hello lady. But which which gifts
stand out for you more than others? Well, my students

(17:41):
give me apples because I am allergic to apples. Oh yeah,
it was great tea too. I'm an EpiPen carrier for apples. Yeah,
I apparently meet an EpiPen because I started allergy shops today.
You know what you do have the the allergy, the
allergic reaction to apples, income of the great tea. But
your leve of smart and intellect is nowhere. Thank you,

(18:03):
thank you, thank you. Well it listen happy uh and
we appreciate you, teach, your appreciation. Thank you. Let's go alright, alright, alright, alright, alright,
have a good day. Scaring the background. That's my guy
right here. So I've been told my shirt is a

(18:25):
what Kathleen found out it is a barrel cactus flower. Now,
what the hell is a barrel cactus flower? What's on
your shirt? To the flower that comes from a barrel cactus.
All right, well, thank you very much. Great to you
for me. It looks like two eggs over easy. No,
two eggs Sunny signed up on us on lettus in
a doctor Seu's book. Yeah, alright, so the barrel cactus flower,

(18:45):
all right, thank you. I don't know how web girl
Kathleen figured that out, but she did. Um, she has
her way. Let's get into the Danielle report. Also the
barrel it's the Arizona cactus. All right. I'm having some
nical difficulties over here. Is let's see if mercury still
in retrograde. Well, then let's let's play the Great Tea
Song instead. Now it's a great Tea I'm hearing that

(19:09):
being Taco Tuesday. Yes, you're very excited about this. What
you call this hit? You have discovered It is a
smash hit. I swear to you, guys love it. It's
called It's Raining Tacos. It's raining Taco. Come run out
of this guy, Taco. No need to ask why, Just

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to open your mouth and close your eyes. It's rain
and tacco, all right, I'm looking at put their hands up.

(20:03):
By the way, it's a huge video online, not a
song that great he discovered, but I discovered it. No,
it has a sixteen million views. So if you want
to go ahead and take take to take credit for that,
you can. It was it was published February. I just

(20:25):
found it now, guys. It is a great song, though
so bad. We had tacos last night. I jumped the gun.

(20:49):
He loves it. I love it. It is a great song,
and thank you for bringing it to our attention. Problem
Elvis Duran, No problem at all. Whatever else I could
do for you? Okay, Daniel, you're ready off my phone
where I wrote it? Because so it's Tonko Tuesday. We've
got we have single to Mayo Friday today Mercury is
in retrograde? What else going for us? All right, well

(21:11):
we'll get into it. Let's go to Daniel as she
reads her report off her her phone. All right, what
do you have? So? Jimmy Kimmel told a very serious
story during his monologue last night about how his newborn
son was born with a hole in his heart. He
underwent surgery, everything went well, and the baby is now
home with the family. You want to hear it. And
he appeared to be a normal, healthy baby when a

(21:33):
very attentive nurse at Seater Sinai Hospital, her name is
ne Nouche, was checking him out and heard murmur in
his heart, which is common with newborn babies. But she
also noticed he was a bit purple and his lungs
were fine, which meant his heart wasn't. So now more
doctors and nurses and equipment coming in, and it's it's

(21:53):
terrifying thing. I'm you know, my wife is packed in
the recovery room. She has no I you know what's
going on. And I'm standing in the middle of a
lot of very worried looking people kind of like right now, um,
who were trying to figure out what the problem is.
They did in echo cardiogram, which is a sonogram of
the heart, and found that Billy was born with um

(22:18):
heart disease. Uh, something called tetrology of fellow with pulmonary atricia.
There you go, all of our best to Jimmy and
his family. You know, I just here's the thing, man,
Just make it like a little observation here. Uh. Jimmy
Kimmel is say, funny, positive, fun guy, and so when

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you see him going through something so sad and so frightening,
you you care more about him for some reason, because
you're seeing another side to him, You're actually seeing the
real guy that that is the battery behind the fun guy.
You know. So it gets all the best for him,
just in his his family. How No, okay, I'm not
saying if he if he was a boring, mean guy,

(23:03):
we wouldn't feel bad. No, no, of course not. But
it just shows it's more of a contrast than the
normal person. Yeah, and he's being honest his vulnerable side,
and you know all that. So, in case you missed it, yesterday,
Kelly Rippet did reveal that Ryan Seacrest will be her
permanent co host. A show will be called Lie with
Kelly and Ryan. He would be keeping all his other jobs,
including his radio show. The marriage Certificate of Joe Di

(23:26):
Maggio and Marilyn Monroe is hitting the auction block and
it could fetch up to seventy five thousand dollars. Yeah,
there's a twenty four carrot Darth Vader Helmett out there.
If you have one point four million bucks, it could
be yours. Maybe you want it. I don't know why,
but I guess maybe you want it. And again, last
night was the met Galley. If you haven't seen the

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pictures and all the interesting outfits that were there. Check
them out. We're putting them up for you at Elvis
Duran dot com. Tonight is Elimination Night on the Voice,
The Flash n c I. Yes, Pretty Little Liars is on.
You've got Prison Break Chicago Fire. Also, don't forget there's
lots of fun stuff on Netflix as always. The next
hour we're going to talk about the reason Princess of
State really fought against the release of that that material

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that he didn't want out there. Interesting, Well, thank you,
not a bad report having read it off your phone. Yeah,
there's no internet connection on my laptop, but my phone
is still okay. But funny how when the WiFi crept out,
it destroys your entire day. So yeah, alright, someone said
they saw the picture of my shirt these flower looking things, says,

(24:30):
it looks like what a cat would throw up after
he ate a parrot. That yeah, McDonald's has invented a
fork made out of French fries. Oh, let's see. Starbucks
has a new one, the Mermaid Frappuccino. If we talked
about this one, yea, they have a new frappuccino being
introduced almost every day at Starbucks. And if you work

(24:51):
at Starbucks, you hate these sons of bitches because they're
impossible to make, very difficult. Shoudn't we send Gregg Tea
down to get them though, so we can taste it
in the instagram if you want. Again. Chipotle is showing
their teacher appreciation. Uh this week it's teacher Appreciation Week,
but for today by one get one free deal and
Burrito's bowls, salads and tacos today. Did you have a

(25:12):
favorite teacher? Of course you and Elvis. You've said before
you didn't really, I for some reason maneuvered through school
with every bad teacher they had. But they're all my
friends had great teachers. But anyway, Uh so I'm learning
through others that there are great teachers out there. So
yours was I had? Mr Steve Wells was my band teacher,

(25:33):
and um Signor Krasik was my Spanish teacher, and both
of them my junior year when ish really hit the fan,
uh in my personal life, both of them noticed and
separately pulled me aside and said, whatever you need, I'm
here for you. And that was the first time that
grown ups who weren't my parents showed me that, like
they saw me as a human being and not just
a kid. It was amazing. What about you, Daniel. Favorite teachers? Yeah,

(25:56):
doctor to Zick was my music teacher, Doctor to Zick,
that's what us. Miss Pelosi was our language arts teacher,
and she was she made this the class so amazing.
She was dramatic and she would come in and she
was so cute and everyone loved her and it was
so great to go to her class. But I was
very lucky. I had tons of great teachers in college.

(26:17):
I had great teachers. So yeah, that's why that's nice.
So you know, maybe the Morning show challenge today is
remember that great teacher and find a way to find them.
You probably can't on Facebook if you remember their first name, Yeah,
you're You're They're most likely easy to find find them
and just say thank you. I can't imagine what it's
like being a teacher and getting, uh an email or

(26:40):
text or whatever a message from a student I had
ten years ago that says, I just want to say something.
I thought about you today and I'm thinking about how
great you made my my school career. Yeah that's cool,
and uh yeah, I had Professor Pottilli at St. John University,
who is still there, still teaching communication. And I got

(27:00):
my internship at the radio station because he said to me,
when your phone rings, you go in the hallway and
pick it up and see if you got that internship.
And I remember coming back into the classroom and telling
him I got it, and the whole class applauding, and
it was just like a big moment, and he was
cool enough to let me go get you know, take
the phone call and understand that, you know, it was important. Well,
I didn't have a cool teacher in third grade. It

(27:22):
was Ms mcmurder. Okay, Well, her name was Miss McMurray,
but we called her Ms mcmurder because you would stand
at the board and have to write out math problems
and if it was wrong, she would poke her bony
finger into your shoulder until you bled. That was Ms
mcmurder still around. Yeah, And then I hated to look

(27:42):
at my teacher. Her name is too common. Oh yeah,
be careful to Her name is Lynda Miller. And then
there's okay, here's another favorite one. I had a texted
in Texas. We had to take Texas history. I did
Texas History, who was a teacher who was a member
of the k K K time great and since since

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you know a lot of my friends were black or Hispanic,
he did not like me. And I'm convinced that's why
I got bad grades in his class. I'm truly, I'm
telling you right now, I thought I had the worst teachers.
He was a member of the clan. That's insane. I know,
it's insane that even let this guy teach. I don't know,

(28:23):
but this is my my list of teachers. I think
you need to do over. Is it too late to
go back to high school? Watching watch Reasons why we
finished it up last night, I'm like, gosh, I get it.
I mean, look, you know, those students were going through hell,

(28:45):
and it really does sort of mirror how a lot
of high schools feel when you're when you're trying to
navigate those hallways. I mean, kids suck, but teachers need
to need to help them. That's why I'm happy there
are we wors of fantastic teachers listening to our show today.
Once one of my teachers did theater and I showed

(29:05):
up one day and there she was naked in the
best little horehouse in Texas, A and I'm like, oh, okay,
I best teacher, A great teacher in the musical arts. Yeah,
she was awesome. No mind, we're in the KKK. I
think I got screwed over a little bit. The host
of the party on his national radio show, Elvis, your Taste,

(29:28):
your talent have contributed to popular culture, maybe in a
way that no one else has. Elvis Duran in the
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and one. So I hate to ask a depressing questions
are a sad question? Um, are you about to go
through a breakup? I hope not. I was having this

(30:10):
discussion with a friend of mine last night who was
about to break up with someone, and I told her,
I said, can you find a way because it was
it's it's kind of a messy situation. And then sometimes
they get messy. Sometimes we don't. We don't have a
clean break and everyone walks away happy. Does that happen?
Can you try to try to make it an adult breakup?

(30:31):
Try to be mature about it. At one time you
were in love with this person, they were your best
friend or you thought they were, so there should be
some level of respect as you walk away to your
separate corners. So you know, that depends on what the
jackass did first, depends on what the jackass But it's

(30:52):
at some point you both realize it's over. Let's move
away now. You could you could go from one end
of the spectrum, meaning you take a baseball bat out
and you beat there a windshield in Yeah. On the
other hand, you can just like, oh, you're fabulous, goodbye.
You know, I don't know somewhere but somewhere in between.
Is this less stressful way to handle a breakup? Do

(31:15):
you agree? Yes, the best breakup I ever had was
the way that's a funny line. I know, tell us
about the best breakup you ever had was. And I
think we hadn't been dating terribly long, so I think
that's why it happened. But we ended it, and then
I sent him a long email with all of my
thoughts about like why, you know, I was sad, but

(31:36):
I understood, and then he sent me a really long
email back, and now we're best friends. The worst breakup
I ever had was we both tried to be adult
about it and then it just fell apart and we're
not speaking to this day. Yeah, but there was a
lot more emotional investment in the one that didn't go

(31:57):
well than there wasn't the one that did. Um My
breakup my best break up every It was very difficult, though.
It's difficult to break up on good terms. But I
did find that in the long run, it was a
more positive experience and it was less draining and less stressful.
Where you just give all you can. There's a level

(32:18):
of guilt you know there that you've got it. You
don't want to play too far into you don't want
to give them the moon just because you feel guilty
because you're you know, you're moving on. I've done that. Well,
you got to break up with somebody, and I like said,
why don't we go out to dinner? And we sat
there and we had nice dinner and we talked about it,
and then they cried and I said, okay, forget it,
I want and I stayed with them because they cried.

(32:39):
What's up Frog, I do the girl that I was
dating before Lisa. I tried to explain to her why
the breakup was going to be the best thing for her,
not me, and I just didn't want to be with
her anymore. And I thought that it was really going
to be good for her, and I tried to handle
it like an adult, and it didn't go very well,
you know. Unfortunately, Unfortunately, Lee, it's hard for us to

(33:01):
let a relationship go even if we know we should leave,
because we don't want to admit there's a failure there.
We don't want to admit that someone has rejected us
or someone's not really into us. We'll let that go.
That that's the difficult part. So I was reading online
looking a little more into this Unlezoe report. Uh, ways
to break up like a grown up. Here we go.

(33:23):
Grown ups do not ghost anyone. Don't just disappear. Explain
what's going on. If they don't understand, they need to
figure that out. It's not your problem. At some point,
speak honestly but without cliches. Froggy, don't use the it's
not you, it's me thinking. I use that exact line. Well,
just it really wasn't her. It totally was me. I

(33:44):
just wasn't into it anymore, and it was better for her.
And I'll tell you I saw her ten years later
and she told me you were right. It was the
best thing that ever happened to any Also, and here's
the one I had a difficult time with. Don't drag
your feet on it. Yeah, Like, if you ever find
yourself in a five of your relationship and you're in
it about four years too long? How many of us

(34:05):
are guilty of that? Probably most people? And then it's
so easy to go well, I guess I needed to
be in a bad relationship for four years to really
learn about what it was all about. No, you're spending
your wheels in the mud. Be gracious, treat your former
future partner with respect. I got this off this website,
which means no name calling. Don't try to prove to

(34:26):
them that you found someone better. Cut ties. They also
say cut ties your social media ties. You gotta you're
gonna move on. And you cannot argue against that one.
You know, I can argue against that I found somebody
better if they were a total jack butt, Because if
they really were, and if they treated you like crap,
if they cheated on you made you feel like no,

(34:47):
because everybody out there knows that you want to get
revenge and you want to say, look what I got there.
You want to get revenge if you want to punish them. Yea,
that is that is wasted and or g you should
be putting that energy. Yes, it is. You all know
I'm right, and you can argue to the end of
the day. We should I put my energy yourself and

(35:09):
whoever you're you're in hot pursuit of it. Yeah, letting
the other person know how much happier I am. Do it,
Go ahead and do it. Waste your time? Hello, happy
without you? Hello Tyler? How are you not too bad?
How are you doing? Okay? So you're ex cheated on you,
but you still work for her dad. You still work

(35:30):
in the family, so you guys have to kind of
keep it together a little bit. Yeah. I don't really
talk to her much anymore, but I talked to her
dad on you know, every couple of the day business. Right,
So so you had to find a somewhat civil way
to end this relationship. Yeah. She kind of came up
to me and said, hey, you know, I've been talking

(35:52):
to this other guy and I kind of had suspicions
about it. We tried to work it out civilly and
a few times in it out real for a little while. Man,
it just didn't end up well between the two of us.
But I still have to talk to her that on
a weekly basis. You know, it's always the easiest vice,
advice to give, but sometimes it's difficult to follow. Are

(36:15):
you in this breakup? Acting? Is as if you want
your friends to act in their breakup. If you had
to give advice to a friend who was in a breakup,
would you tell them, Hey, you really should sit outside
their house at night, and you really should see who's
coming and going. You really shouldn't know. You would tell
them not to do that. Cut the crap, let let
me go. And you did cut the crap. And aren't

(36:36):
you glad you cut the crap? Oh for sure, I'm
in a relationship pretty soon end up marrying this girl. Yeah,
for my two weeks in last Friday. So oh good,
I'm probably a good idea, all right, Tyler? Thank you,
congratulations and thanks for listening. We sure to appreciate your
listening to us. Thank you listening you guys every day.

(36:56):
Thank you so much. For letting me come so thank you,
thank you. Yes, scary, I know, have a list of
things you would talk about here. Yeah, no, no, I
feel like if you want to be an adult about it,
then you put the onus on yourself. Elvis, it was
you who said I don't want to put my anus
on anyone. That's the whole point. I want my anus
to myself for words, I feel this way. Yeah, you

(37:17):
put the onus on yourself. I feel this way. They
can't argue with your feelings. Let me ask you this, scary,
if you're breaking up with someone, would this line work best? Hey,
this isn't working for me, which is what you're saying,
put the onus on you. I had to You can
even use that in during the relationship if there's a problem,

(37:39):
this isn't working for me. How more powerful into the
point can you be? And if they look at you
and say, well, it's not about you, and you can
easily look at them and say, well it is. It
is about me. Relationship can't just be about one person
now exactly. They don't work very well. It's so easy
to ghost them, it's so easy to fight, it's so

(37:59):
easy to kick and scream. I got a big old baby,
but it's gonna get you nowhere. But frustrated and with
pemble in in in bad eating habits and drinking like
a fish. I mean, I have all those things anyway,
and I'm in a great relationship. I blame those on
just the need to consume. Good morning, Sarah, How are
you good morning? I'm great. How are you guys? Doing

(38:21):
very very very well? Sarah? So you and your ex
broke up on an airplane coming home from vacation. How
did that work out for you? Well, so vacations went fine,
but I think we both just kind of realized, like
this wasn't it for the two of us. We it
was actually very applicable, and I think doing it on

(38:43):
the airplane was probably the best place to do it.
Why is that like raise your voice. You're surrounded by
like hundreds of people, so you just kind of have
to like talk to each other without making a scene.
He kept storm off the plane. Where did ego? He's mad?

(39:05):
He was sucked out somewhere over South Dakota. Okay, I
get that. So it's controlled atmosphere, But sometimes, I mean
I saw a fight through the day in public. I mean,
oh my God, Alexan, We're walking through the streets of
New York City and we saw this man and a
woman what she was screeching at him, calling him the

(39:26):
worst foul names in the book, and he just kind
of took it. He even said, hey, can you keep
it down? People are listening. I don't and he was.
It was so abusive and I can't see awkward. It
was awkward. So you chose the quiet of the airplane? Yeah,
we both agreed, you know, we just both kind of
realized after racation it's going to work out. So we

(39:48):
got off the plane in one our separate ways and
we've never talked again. There was no blood, no bloodshed
on the plane, so unusual. All right, Well, Sarah, thank you,
congratulations on ending it in a of all manner. Thank you.
But Samantha says, sometimes you have to ghost people. What's
that all about, Samantha, Hi, everybody, So good morning. I

(40:10):
was in a relationship for roughly five years and it
was kind of one of those things where I should
have ended it after the first year, but I had
to ghost in because we had both mutual friends and
they would have just forced me to stay in a
relationship regardless of how my feelings were about it. How
could anyone force you to do something you don't want
to do. It's a very it was a very quicky groove,

(40:34):
and you know, they would have probably probably said to me,
don't give you another chance to change. You needed to
disconnect from anything, from everyone and everything exactly exactly. I'm
glad you did that. By the way, I'm glad you
start up for yourself and knew what was good for
you and walked away. Could you at least explain? Did

(40:54):
you at least explain to your ex, Hey, I'm disappearing
here because I'm getting pressure here. I don't want I mean,
did you kind of explain why you were ghosting? It
was difficult to do that because he was so emotionally
upset about the whole thing that I had to just
kind of, you know, speak into our apartment and get
myself out. And wow, I'm so sorry that you had

(41:15):
to go through that. And sometimes you do. I'm not
saying that it's always easy. It never is, but nobody,
nobody knows, you know, those these feelings that the other
person has in a relationship, and you know, they weren't
walking in my shoes. They didn't live my license. What
I had to do was on a day to do basis,
So I just had to leave. All right, Well, listen, congratulations.

(41:36):
I hope you're you're in better waters these days. Oh
I am very much that I'm getting married in September,
and my fiance is just an amazing, amazing, congratulating tay.
Wait wait, wait, you're getting married in September. Oh, big
Daddy's got something for you. Okay, now hear me out. Okay,
have you seen those Eminem's bottles. It's the plastic bottles

(41:59):
filled with Eminem' would be eating them the Guardians of
the Galaxy all over Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy, Volume two. Okay,
so I'm gonna give you, Yeah, you're gonna have these.
You're gonna have these on your wedding night. But also
we're giving you a five hundred dollar cash gift card
thanks to our friends Eminem's Bottles, that'll buy you one

(42:19):
six of your wedding flowers. Gosh, you know, I hear
you do that for other people, and I'm like, oh
my gosh, how awesome would that be. Well, now we
did it to you. Don't forget Marvel's Guardians of the
Galaxy Volume two is in theaters this Friday. Oh, I'll
be there. Okay, yeah, well, thank you very much. Congratulations

(42:42):
to you. Thanks, thanks for listening, Thanks for telling your
story too. Oh anytime, guys, any time, Hold on one second. Okay.
Thinking it's hard to ghost if you have a husband
and kids is tempting, isn't it. Yeah, I don't know.
Relationship up you're rough. Breaking up is rough, Staying with
him is rough. It's all rough. Sometimes you just need

(43:05):
to break. Sometimes you need to break from everything that's rough.
If it's a relationship, if it's work, if it's just
bad weather, if it's just whatever. You know, some people
have it worse than you, and you have it worse
than others. I get it, it's all relative. But sometimes
you just need a break. Everyone needs a break. And
if it's bad, don't give yourself excuses about why to stay.
I know that you know you can handle it, but
you didn't. You shouldn't have to handle it. You shouldn't.

(43:27):
A relationship shouldn't be something that you have to get through. Yeah.
I want to do that. You all right, let's get
into your headlines. Uh. Gabbaret Citaba is coming up in
about minutes. She here already. I'm so excited. She here's
thumbs up. Yes, all right. Sorry Nate forgets that we're

(43:50):
on the radio, which sometimes it's good to hear, so
he thumbs up. Is that a yes? Okay? Sherds Uh,
let's get into your headlines, beth Any, what's going on?
All right? Protests went down around the country yesterday for
May Day, but most of them were peaceful. Not so
in Portland, however, protesters through molotov cocktails and cans of
pepsi at police, police and riot gear broke up the

(44:12):
demonstration and canceled a permit for the march. Fox News
as co president has resigned. Bill Shine faced a lot
of criticism over how he handled sexual harassment claims against
Bill O'Reilly and former chief executive Roger Ailes. If you're
planning to head overseas to Europe this summer, the State
Department is warning you about terrorist threats across the pond.

(44:33):
In a new travel warning, the State Department reminds Americans
going to Europe to always be alert to the possibility
of a terrorist attack. It warns travelers to be extra
cautious and tourist sites, as well as hotels and places
of worship. The warning site's recent attacks in France, Russia,
Sweden and Britain. Have any of you changed travel planned
because of the possibility of of a terrorist attack or

(44:56):
just being a little more cautious. I haven't changed plans.
I've just found myself more aware. Um and even in
day to day life like going to the subway or
walking down the street. I'm just more aware. Now you
have to be, but I think that's just good practice
in general. And you guys, breathe. This is your hourly reminder. Alright, alright,
and this is my nightmare. A family in Ireland had

(45:19):
to move out of their house for three days after
deadly spiders were found on bananas that they bought at
the grocery store. No, this is this happened, the mother said.
As I peeled the bananas, a white egg sack which
I hadn't noticed before, broke and hundreds of little spiders
were crawling on my hands and arms, down my pajamas.

(45:43):
I threw the banana on the bed and they spread everywhere.
Everyone is itching now. They had to leave their house
for three days until they were able to fumigate it
and why did you do that story over like some
girls like the New Christy Teague in diets out? Couldn't
you do that story the creepy spider bananas? Spider bananas?
Now you're making all become with potassium, thank you? H

(46:05):
And who doesn't? Alright, so we have a brand new
phone tap on the way? Scary? Who does it? Greg? Alright,
let's see what that's all about coming up now? Dizzy?
Is how you see in the morning in the Morning show.

(46:32):
I'm so out of it. Okay, So I know summers
on the way for two food three three food things well,
once a wine when it's rose season. I know summers
on the way when my first ice cream cone of
the year happens, I know it's summertimes happened yet for you? Yea?

(46:52):
And here's my crazy one corn pizza. Now this is
a thing that is new to me. You introduced me
to corn pizza. But I know that it's like an
emotional connection you have. In Italy, we're in Tuscan, the Italy.
One year, driving across the countryside, we went into this
little hole in the wall. They said that this place
has the best pizza. They're totally cheap. Go try it up,

(47:14):
so okay, and it was just it was no red sauce,
just some some mozzarella and uh and some corn to
sprinkled on top. And they took balsamic balsamic vinegar and
just barely hit it with it. It was it was
the most summary, wonderful thing in the world that sounds
so good. So Tony Bologneys over in Hoboken, New Jersey,

(47:34):
famous for their taco pizza, brought me over one of
these corn pizzas with smoked mozzorella and their honey balsamic glaze.
Now it's almost summer, but Tony Blogneys became extremely famous
because of this taco pizza that has Look at that

(47:55):
it's a pizza made out of tacos on Taco Tuesday. Great,
there's your Taco Tuesday. Exactly, it's raining taco Come on now, tacos.
It's actual taco shells with taco like meat in them
around the perimeter of the pizza. Imagine a platter of tacos,
but the platter is a pizza. Well did you know
this pizza alone has like a half a billion views

(48:20):
around the world. And I'm not exaggerating at all. Belgi
pizza because it kind of would make sense when pizza
Tony Beliza Nobo. He hasn't made Tony. They took a
guy named Tony and they sliced him in half. They
put him on now with more Anthony's, Yes, with drops
of Anthony Anyway, Tony Belone's and Hoboken, thank you for

(48:41):
the gift today the taco pizza on Taco Tuesday. But
my my corn pizza with the smoked mozzella and oh
my god. Hey, so I just met a New Yorker
that I'm in love with, Gabaret Sita Bay. You've seen her,
my gosh, I remember from from Precious of course, that's
the first time I really became familiar with her. That
the Lee Daniels movie from the late two thousand's right

(49:03):
two nine. But also she's an American horror story. Yeah.
The list of everything she's done I think is fascinating
and now an empire unbelievable. Well, her book is called
Try Not to Stare, and uh, I thumbed through it
because I just got it. I didn't get a chance
to read it. But our friend Samantha read the whole

(49:24):
thing and says, it's like having a conversation with a
good friend. So, uh, this is just my face. Try
not to stare. Gabbaret Cina Bay. It's the book. She's
coming in in a few moments, and I'm so excited
to her. She is the best hugger in the world
because she gave me a big hug and she now
I smell at her, and I'd like to thank you
for that because she smells so good, smells amazing. Kind

(49:47):
of freaking out. Yeah, we're all kind of freaking up
and we love sniffing our guests. So anyway, she actually
grew up listening to our show. She's I believed, from
bed Sty She's from from Brooklyn. So we're gonna talk
to her in just a few minutes. What else is
going on? Phone tap? Great tea, you have the phone tap?
I do. All right, let's see how this works. Elvis Duran,
Elvis durand phone Tap talk about it all right. So

(50:10):
Darius is in charge of putting together terrence is big night,
his bachelor party evening. So Darren's Darius reached out to
me and I play the part of Glenn. I'm the
Limo slash bachelor party connection, and I planned a crazy
night for Terrence on his last big night only Terrence.
He wants a little bit more calm, cool, collected bachelor party.

(50:31):
All right, yeah, Usually for bachelor parties, the husband to
be really doesn't want to get as crazy as his
friends who are all like in marriages and things like
great tea for instance. Yes, I love crazy bachelor party,
so I love this one. It has nothing to do
with the with the guy getting married, has anything to
do with your entertainments. See how great teath phone tip
goes Hello, Hey, what up? I got? I got things

(50:55):
on hold and looks like a good time to talk
about I got about five I can take a break. Yeah, man,
be quick. Hey this is Glenn Blastomo. Is the darisy there? Yeah? Yeah, right,
I wanted to walk through everything with tans. So he's
like cool with you know what we're doing? Okay, great,
all right, what's going on? Glad? What's heup? Brother? I'm
pulling up your account right now. All right, it looks
like you guys got the eighteen passenger Infinity q X eighty.

(51:19):
You get the first round of tricks on the house.
That's a good thing, right, You know that we didn't
I didn't ask for eighteen but we totally have like
five people. It's not a party bus. And then you're
also gonna get one girl per three gentlemen. So you
guys are gonna get six girls. WHOA what? I just
want to go to the casino. So I didn't want

(51:40):
to do a strip club. Let let him finish. It's
some pretty cool thing, but it's all the time like
something I want to do. Man, But go ahead, bro.
Uh you got the total nude package, which is awesome.
They got oil, they got like a gag ball, so
they're gonna get a gag you and then they do
a strip tease. What gag ball? Come on, man, this
is this was a smart move on your part. You

(52:02):
took part of the hostage kidnapping package. So we got
a couple of fake police officers that raid the place.
Right they run in, They're gonna then grab Terrence. They
arrest Terrence throwing the back of the pickup truck. They
take you out to Alligator Alley. Man. Hell no, bro,
hell no, we ain't had this slaying man. No, man,

(52:23):
I'm not doing the fake as hang over. A lot
of bachelor parties they're looking to step in the Hell now, bro,
I ain't with this man, all right, talk about tell
you what I'm gonna put you guys in. Hold you guys,
hammer it out. I'll be right back. No, man, I
ain't trying to do all this. Man, why are you
mad at me? Because I'm trying to make your bass
some product better? Like, I don't understand that you already
know how Sean is gonna be. Bro, I can't even

(52:45):
let girls take this on Instagram without how going crazy.
Y'all trying to give me some strippers and thrown in
alligator alley. Bro, we're not doing this man. First off, Yo,
this ain't the terrorist I know, Like, where is this
going from? This ain't the terrorists in college giving swirls
and dropping the ice cream and girls they're licking it off. Man,
So I got you whipped already, and I love and
I love it. I'm cool with being with what you're saying.

(53:08):
You man, you're not listening to me. D Hey, Hey,
what's going on? Everything's all figured out? Or what glad
I told Darius? I want a simple, simple bachelor party
with me at my homeboys, some drink, some basketball, and
some gambling. All right, well, listen, here's one thing that
you can't refuse. This is Greg t from the Elvis
Durin Morning Show and your boy Darius, and I just

(53:28):
phone tapped your ass all right, man? Man, you played
too much? Man? What's up now, Terrence? How you doing whatever? Man?
I'm outside yelling on the phone and stuff outside of
my job. What do you want to tell Darius? Now?
I wan't tell him that he ain't about to be
in my wed no more. You gotta get that plane.
Take a refunded, bro, because you're out. That was pretty awesome.

(53:54):
It worked out, yeah, and it worked out. They were great.
You were you were good. Man. Can you imagine, Oh
my gosh, Okay, when you're getting married, you can't be
crazy anymore. I love it and that is what I
love the most, going to crazy bachelor parties. So this
was it's the phone tap right up? You guys mean
while we never hang out is because we have nothing

(54:15):
in common. Anyway, Thank you, Gregory, you got you got.
You're fantastic. You have an idea for a phone tap?
Let us know got Elvis Durand dot com and click
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the microphone, type in Elvis for Sherry's berry. Oh my god,
I'm so happy. Yeah, call zero one Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show. So the question do you call her Gabbaret?
You call her Gabby. If you know where you probably

(56:11):
call her Gabby. Well, there actually is a chapter in
her book about you know what to call her? I think,
so Gabaret Citabe. I'm gonna say, I'm not gonna sit
here for an hour and tell you how much she's
done that impresses us. So let's just bring her in.
Decide for yourself, judge for yourself. Please, welcome to the show.
Gaberret Citaba. That is your seat, and no one can

(56:34):
take it from you. No one can take this microphone
from you. You can take that home and you Okay,
I'm up on it. Okay, before we get started, this
button right here is the dump buck. So if you
if you use foul language, which I'm not encouraging you do,
are you sure? I feel really encouraged. Wait, how many

(56:57):
do we get? We don't talk about that? Um so
so so? Did you actually have to go through like
some media training to stop using foul language? Oh my god, yeah,
I We'll do that later. Um no, okay, yes, I've

(57:18):
been through media training, one for the film like years ago,
and just recently one for book. Nobody said anything about cousins.
I feel like I'm free to do what the I want.
You should be. I've grown up and we all are.
But this is what makes me instant about this this

(57:38):
radio thing, because she, of all people, Danielle from the
from the South Bronx, you should there are certain words
that are they shouldn't even be curse words anymore. I
feel like they're just so norm I can't say them
just saying they should be well, the ones that things
stay on order, SPU. Yeah, we should be able to
say that here, because I feel like they say some

(57:58):
stuff do they do the victim had can I say,
I don't know, are you ready for the button? Because
I feel like your fingers far away from the button
and I'm ready, but you're not. This is like a
family feud. I'll hit it, Gabrite. Do we call you gay? Gabrette?

(58:21):
I know you actually addressed this in your book. Do
you want to be called You can call me Gabby honestly,
Like the rule is just to call me um, to
not call me precious. Do not call me becky. Do
not call me anything other than one of my names,
which is either or Gabby. Y'all ask Bethany how match
gets people call her Beth. Oh my god, It's not

(58:42):
that I don't like the name Beth, it's just not
my name. My name is Bethany. Your name is exactly
like my name is on suits. I hate this is
like stupid and dumb. But I hate when like a
brand new stranger, like a straight up stranger, is like, hey,
gab and I'm like, who the who the gab? Who
this gay? I want to under press the button? You
want to do it? Like, I'm like, you're a stranger.

(59:05):
You don't get to nickname me, Like, don't Yeah, No,
it's it's Gabby. Gabby's You're giving us enough rope right there,
You're you're giving us enough. I'm very kind. Excuse me.
Going all the way back to Precious, which is the
first Let's role I ever saw you in, and of
course Lee Daniels, I just I have such a crush
only Daniels and anything and everything he does, but all

(59:28):
the way to today through American Horror Story, and of
course Empire right now, which is kicking ass. When your
character Becky got some on the rooftop, all those that
sounds so dirty, I got some on the rooftop. Yeah,
that was just me getting some on the rooftop. And
they filmed it and I was like, all right, guys,
I guess you can use it. Yeah. I grew up

(59:51):
in New York in bed sty right, yes, harm you
actually listened to our show. I have been listening to
you guys since um I was like eight or nine
years old, very young. I grew up here. And I
just realized after talking to you guys in the group,
like this is like meeting the cast of the Muppets,
Like it really is it is. I met miss Piggy

(01:00:14):
Want and I'm still freaking out about having met her.
I just like you guys have been like alive in
my life and like ushering me off to school every
morning like forever. And it's so dumb that I get
to finally meet you. I think when I was on
tour for Precious, I got to talk to you and
I was so pissed you did. I remember that interview
a long time ago, A long time ago. Isn't it

(01:00:34):
funny how one day that noise? Are you hungry? Oh? No,
well I had, you know, Gastrick sleeve, And ever since
I had that done, I might I make these noises?
Is that what this is? Because I remember? Okay, so
when you were getting your star, my best friend Crystal,
who also listened to you guys just as much. I
was like, wow, elpis looks really good. What the hell happened?
But it's I had it too, We had to. But

(01:00:59):
do you have weird noises that kind of up? Okay,
back to where I was going with this. We're talking
about your your your your role of Precious was back
in two thousand nine. This is now. So you wake
up one day and you're like, holy s, look at that,
And I don't just now Are you the type of person,

(01:01:22):
Gabby that makes you happy and proud or do you go, oh,
I'm getting I'm getting older. I'm you know, I missed
my young days. Which person are you when it comes
to that? Oh? No, every day is a gift. Isn't
it fantastic not to be that person? But like, um,
you know, people die young, like and so like, it's
pretty great to like get any bit of time because

(01:01:43):
you don't know, Like the greatest mystery in life is
that you don't know when you're going to die. You
just know it will I mean like you and not me,
but you know, like I'm grateful for any Yeah, I'm
My birthday is on Saturday and I'm about to turn
up like it's gonna be pop in. And I know
you guys get tired of me for saying this, But
my favorite quote is from Winston Churchill, and it is
these are the best days. They really are. It's just

(01:02:06):
you know, going backward him missing something that happened in
the past, and that's part of your history. It's today
and what we're doing to set up for tomorrow, which
is just so enlightening and fun, isn't it. Yeah, everything
is a purpose I believe in like the butterfly effect,
and I just think that everything that we go through
brings us to like wherever you go, there you are
you know, you're a great listener and and but you've

(01:02:28):
been trained to listen. Is this true went through? Is
there such thing as listening training? Because as an interviewer,
this is the best idea ever. Okay, so I guess, okay,
so um. I was a phone sex operator for about
three years, really for two months seriously, and then I
got kept getting promoted. But if you work in a
phone sex office and you're a woman, you have to
take calls when it gets too busy. And so I

(01:02:50):
know some of the FCC rules because we had to.
We had to abide by them as well. We didn't
have a dump button, but we had to abide by them.
And at the point I think people think, oh, phones
is about like getting the caller off, but it's about
keeping the caller on, because I can't make money when
you hang off hang up, Yeah, you have to keep
them on. So like that, in order to keep people

(01:03:11):
on the line, you have to be an active listener.
And that's all like a that's like a therapy term also,
but Yeah, I'm a good listener because I'm I'm looking
for clues on how to keep you here and out
of all places to learn that incredible incredible excuse me,
trait right or skill? That was where you learned him? Yeah,

(01:03:32):
that's how I learned by being Melody twelve sixty six
for three years when I was twenty one, and I
left when I was twenty four because I literally got
precious Yes, sir, what is your name? Hi? Hi, Brian.
I'm not going to connect you with Melody, but we

(01:03:54):
also have two others here with you today. We also
have we have Chica what's up? And we have mary Anne? Hey,
What's what's going on? How is it going on? Now?
We used them as our phone sex, our praators from Wisconsin, Hi,
and from the Bronx. All right, oh god, so so

(01:04:16):
go ahead, We'll start with with mary Anne. Yeah, okay,
well uh here, um, so what's your name again? There? Hi?
My name is Brian. There, Brian. I've never done this before. Okay,
So would you have for dinner last night? Some Teter
Todd hot dude? Did you have? Did you have a

(01:04:37):
tune on noodle casseroles? Yeah? I bet it was. I
bet it was hot, wasn't it? Okay, let me let
me connect you with a cheek and go ahead, Yo,
what's your name? Briant? All right, I'm just gonna call
you jackass? All right, so listen, this is what you're
gonna do. And when I tell you to stop, you stop.
And if you don't stop, you know what happens. Right, Yeah,
hit me, I calm down, and I kick your bleeping ass.

(01:05:01):
I put it right down. So, Melody, is this what
you had to deal with? Are hitting me? But through
this you learn the art of listening and keeping them. Yeah,
like this guy really wants to be hit, so you
gotta like hit him, but like you also got to

(01:05:22):
make him wait for it. But they tell me all
the bad things you've done that would make me want
to hit you, Brian, I stole something from a store?
Oh what did you steal? Oh? What kind of gum?
Was it? The line on the line Wrigley's fruit. The

(01:05:45):
longest you would keep somebody on the line, um, so
there is, so you can. The longest call I've ever
had was somewhere like three hours, but only because like
sometimes okay, so, like guys will call and they'll have
three hours and then at the end of the call,
um like the system will be like the coal interrupt
or like it, or like it will beep on your computer.

(01:06:06):
So you say, Brian, you know our call is about
to end, but I really enjoy talking to you. If
you're going to call me back, just call Melody twelve
sixty six and I'm right here. If you want to
call back right now, say goodbye. We got to talk
about it. I'm gonna milt some Velveta singles all over

(01:06:26):
your Okay, okay, please hold now. This is like one
of the incredible stories you get out of Gaborge's new book.
It's called this is Just My Face. Try not to stare.
And um, I was thumbing through Gosh. Learning about your
childhood to me is just fascinating beyond belief because it's

(01:06:47):
it's a little different than what we're all used to
in our childhood. I mean, you would go visit your
family down in Africa, what part of Africa from my
father's Synegalese. But it's a whole different culture down there.
And but your take on how you merged into that
culture and into the wedding practices and this and that,
it's just hilarious. I don't want to give away too much,

(01:07:08):
but but you learn a lot about yourself when you
when you merge into other cultures, like that, what did
you learn from all of this? Absolutely well? I found
that h being born in Brooklyn, but and having a
mother that is from Georgia and a father from Senegal,
I realized that I was neither African enough nor American enough,
and so um, I tried to figure out how to
merge the two but I couldn't. But I so like,

(01:07:30):
I'm like this kid. They grew up in Brooklyn, New York,
listening to Biggie Smalls, but doing African dances too, Biggie
Small almost and like and like wearing T shirts but
with African print skirts and things like that and grand
Boo that's what we call it. Grand Bubble's Um, that's
what the clothing is called. And um, I spoke a
little bit of French and a little bit of wall
Off and like what's stupid now is when I was

(01:07:52):
learning to speak Spanish and in Italian in high school
and junior high I would accidentally speak in wall Off,
which is the language from Sena all and like I
still do it now, Like if I'm walking across the
street with my friends, will just means hurry all right, like, um,
hand me the choppy, which is like he's and I'm like,
why are you doing this, idiot? You don't even speak that,

(01:08:12):
but like these words are somehow implanted in me, and
it's just like, yeah, I'm still not American enough or
African like farm but I'm less African. But she not
to disagree, but I think you're more American than ever
from what you're saying to you. It seems confusing to us.
I think it's kind of cool. I mean, it gives
you love. It I feel real smug you guys a

(01:08:33):
much more special than you. But it is it's what
makes you up who you are. And that's what the
book is all about. Now, why does someone sit down
and write a book? What was it you had to
get out? You know what it was? Yeah, kind of.
I don't think. I didn't mean to write a memoir.
I thought I would write funny stories about like what
it's like to I mean, like I was like, yeah,

(01:08:55):
I thought I would talk about like what what's it
like to be nominated and then losing off skirt? Like
you know, I thought I would talk about dumb things
like that. But I wrote a story about overhearing like
a fashion editor insult me but also praised me, and
I realized so, like, uh so, Andre Leon Tali, who

(01:09:18):
is the who was the I guess editor at larger
editor in chief of Vogue magazine wanted to put me
on the magazine. But um, I was like, I'm gonna
put that. You probably need the bleeps. I'm gonna put
that fat black bitch on the cover of Vogue, which
is like accomplished. No. I overheard it. I overheard it.
They were he was in a phone conversation. I overheard it,

(01:09:38):
and um, and I hadn't met him yet, and I
didn't know what he looked like. I didn't know that
he actually looks a lot like me, and so yeah
he is, um and so but like so I think
about it, and I'm like, oh, was that did he
see like some camaraderie in me? Like? Was it? Would
putting me on the magazine means that he somehow got
on the magazine through me until it to like it's

(01:10:00):
kind of a lesson in what words mean and how, um,
how we can tie our intentions too emotions and things
like that. And so um, but I realized that the
first sentence of the story, UM, I felt horrible about it,
but by the last sentence, I felt really good and
alleviated from it. Yeah, I worked through it, and writing
it is what helps you work through it. Yeah. And

(01:10:22):
so there's a bunch of stuff in my life that
I had to work through, and I guess I did it,
and then I guess I sold it. I mean, still
a new book. But if you picked it up right now,
what chapter would you go to that would make you laugh?
Without thinking about it? Even though you know that every
chapter by heart, there's there's still something in this book
that makes you laugh. What was it? Loss of it? Okay?
So my favorite chapters are twelve sixty six, which is

(01:10:45):
about my time as melodies, you learn you know, different
phone sex lingo, um, and is This a Date? Which
is a chapter about how I'm horrible at dating? And
I never know if I'm like on a date or
network eating, but they never between the two. I swear.
There's always like some guy that's like, when you're gonna

(01:11:07):
let me take you out? What are you doing this?
And then finally I'm like, I am tying, let's go out.
I don't know why I used that voice, but I did.
I took I made a choice. But I'm like, yeah,
let's go out. And then we're on the date the
sch mate as I call it, because it might be
in date and it might not. And and he's cool
for a bit and then um, he's like, so I
got the script and I'm like, oh, this ain't no date.

(01:11:29):
You're trying to get a job, like that's what it is.
So like that's a chapter that's really fun. And also
Obituary where there was like a death hoax about me there, Yeah,
there's a death hoax about me. Did you report that,
Daniel report? Yeah? What's it like to wake up and
find out you're dead? It's the worst. So how did

(01:11:51):
just without giving too much of the book away, how
how did that that? How did that that fall out?
What was? It was just it was weird because like
my dad called me to find out if I were dead,
and people like It's like, like it was really really
funny for a second. And then the thought of like
my family thinking that hearing on the radio, like hearing
are reading and like the article that was about my

(01:12:12):
death like had no date or like I died of
an asthma attack, which feels fat phobic, okay, because I
don't even have asthma. It's just I don't have it.
But like both my parents were victim of it, like
my they both called me at different times and I
was like we heard and I was like, you know,
I don't have asthma. Well, look, the last thing you
want your family to think is that you're dead. That's

(01:12:32):
that's the tragic part. But what funny thing, what funny
called or funny thing did you hear about someone responding
to your death? I mean, someone surely said something so
stupid or something so funny or is it just it's
just like I mean, it's kind of the funny thing
is like it's just about like what the internet does
and how how easy the thing is. What happened is

(01:12:53):
they killed every every cast member of Empire and so
like I mean, I was reading that they went under
all of my pots and was writing like R I P.
And here's the thing I am beloved. Okay, if I died,
it would be on more than just some dumb website
like Brad Pitt will cry Okay, live on television. If

(01:13:15):
I died and he got damn better. Okay, you don't
know when I die. Okay, please, let's let's talk about Empire. Okay,
I mean hotter than how this show is still doing
so well and uh and it just talks to so
many people, and which is we need we need more
of that? How much you love and doing Empire? I

(01:13:36):
love it so much? What I love my cast so much?
We're also we shoot in Chicago. Were the only people
we know, so we hung out quite a bit, so
we're really like a family. But everybody is so like
chic and dope and smart and genius, and it's so fun.
And we're the greatest costumer in the world, Paulo and
we just we just get to like dress up and

(01:13:57):
be fun every day. It's like loving hip hop up
except not weird. And you look back on American Horror Story.
We were living in New Orleans for a while for
seven months, and so when we went to New Orleans
after you guys were done, of course we stalked the
house and took pictures in front of it. We yeah,
we did the whole thing. We walked across the street,
took pictures under the same we we walked in your
in your in, your footsteps. But but as an actress

(01:14:18):
at another day at the office, for you is either
living in Chicago or living in New Orleans. But then
I've had this conversation with other fantastic artists we've had
on when the production is done. Actually I've worked with
Danielle for twenty two years. But but you know, and
you were there, you were there when you were a kid.
But when your production is done, you move on to

(01:14:40):
new coworkers in a new office. And then I burned
my bridges to the ground. Was done, right, You're done? Covin, Like,
how hard is it to go away from those people
and not have them in your life every single day?
I mean, hella easy. I think that you, like you
understand what the job is in the beginning, well at
least I do. But I'm also like a little bit

(01:15:01):
of a sociopath. Um, you know what the job is,
and we have a lot, a lot of fun. But
by the end of a production, like we're working sixteen
hour days sometimes like on top we were doing six
day weeks. You know, they are your family, they're my family.
But also it was like great to get away and
go lay down, honestly and just like and like we
see each other, because the thing is you become friends

(01:15:21):
and you become family, and so we text each other
all the time. We hang out. I just saw Emma Roberts,
like the writer um one of the writers John Gray
who also writes on Feud and all these all the
other Ryan Murfree television shows. Like we're still like really
good friends. And he helped me pick my house and like, yeah,
he's my buddy. I think I like write thank you
to him in my book. We're we're we're still friends.

(01:15:43):
It's almost like graduated from elementary school and then having
friends from training high and in high school. Although I
didn't have friends in school, so I don't know what
that's like. I had yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah, now
I have friends. By the way, you're just turning us
on gab here. Her new is called This is Just
My Face. Uh wait, you're gonna be everywhere in New

(01:16:04):
York City this Friday. Is there a website people can
go to or can we link over from Elvis Duran
dot com? Because this is Just my Face dot com?
You're okay? That makes it easy this Friday and Saturday.
You're here in New York and you're in Philly, Uh,
they're listening to us on QUMO two. You'll be there
on the next Thursday, but you're all around the country.
I want people to be able to come out and
say hi to you. They totally can't. I'm super cool,

(01:16:25):
I'm really cute, and I smell good. Do I smell
like roses? Two things I wish God, I wish we
had more time U. Two things I wanted to get to.
First of all, feud is just the most fabulous thing ever.
And I hope there's a feud with you coming up.
And if there was a feud with you in it,
I wonder what it would be. Okay, So the best
I've literally been talking about this for three days. Um,
the best idea for feud is a wreath of Franklin

(01:16:49):
and Patty Bell. They hate each other. Yes, I mean,
just the other day there's a story about Dion Warwick
and I think Aretha Franklin. Franklin fact amazing the whole
If you can't see me, I have the Holy Ghost
in here thinking about what this would be. There's the

(01:17:09):
feud and the other one I wanted. The other thing
I wanted to talk about was mental health. Now, mental
health just just like Okay, I'll take it back. The
procedures we had done, the surgeries we had done. I
had the gastric sleeve and you I don't know which one, Okay,
not that long ago. It was so for some reason
taboo to talk about it. I don't know why. Because

(01:17:30):
it's saved my life. I can see my penis. It's fantastic.
I know you can say it's saved my life. So
I'm proud to talk about it. And and I'm sure
if you hear anyone, anyone say Gabby, thank you, you
say my life you're in You inspired me. It's a
fantastic thing. But mental health to me is the new one.
This is something we should stop being afraid to talk about.

(01:17:52):
Here's the thing. Your brain is the thing you just
It's an organ. It's an organ, and it connects to
your entire body. I think that it's hard for people
to get around the fact that you are stick in
a way that can't be seen. You know what I mean. Um,
but you have to live with yourself every day, so
you have to make sure that your brain, your emotions,
your sanity is in check, and that you're okay. And honestly,

(01:18:13):
I love therapy The last line of my book is
a shout out to my therapist. Okay, and um, honestly,
I was, you know, I can be unraveled at any time.
I'm sensitive. But just having forty five minutes to an
hour a week where you don't have to worry about
monopolizing the conversation, where you don't have to worry about

(01:18:34):
whether or not the person you're talking to will be offended,
whether you'll hurt their feelings, or that they'll change their
opinion of you, is worth its weight in gold. It's amazing,
just and that's the best way. It's one of the
first of all. We should be taking care of ourselves
in different ways. That's from getting surgery that you need
or doing your own nails and things like that. Take
care of yourself, but also take care of your emotions

(01:18:55):
because they are real. Wow, and you totally talk about
this in the book. Is absolutely and I think of
the same. For the same reason that I talked about
the surgery, I didn't think I would. I mean, it's
not that I didn't want to remember people being like
she secretly got surgery, and it's like I just did it.
I just didn't tell you about it. It wasn't a
secret or anything. I just like, I'm a private person

(01:19:16):
to um, like any of us. But the thing is,
I didn't want to. I think it's a forest to
say that everything I am is easy and you can too.
All you need to do is like do the cookie
diet or do this diet or whatever, or just like
I don't know, just be positive. It's hard to do
these things. It's hard to be these things, and it's
unfair for me to tell you how I got them.

(01:19:37):
And it doesn't mean that that's how you're gonna do
It doesn't mean that therapy or surgery or any of
these things is how you should do it. It's just
how I did it. So I don't want to catch
you out here thinking that everything I do was so easy,
because even like I get a rap for being confident,
but I have to put my confidence on multiple times
a day. It's like lipstick, you know what I mean?
Like lipstick will wear off, confidence will wear off, stanity

(01:20:00):
we'll wear off. You have to work at it, and
I worked and acknowledging that that's how it is, is
how you Yeah, I work. Unfair. I think it's unfair
to say that it's easy. All you have to do
is this, Like, that's no. All you have to do
is work your ass off, and you are responsible for
your own health. You are responsible for your own happiness.
It's not hinged to somebody else. Sorry I'm in here

(01:20:21):
preaching true. But you are responsible for your happiness the
same way you are responsible for your unhappiness. Okay, take
a choice. Any more questions. I spent to church. I'm good.
I'll be passing around the collection plate twenties only so,
of course someone gave me fifty A t M gave

(01:20:43):
me fifty easy. The other day, I'm like, what the
hell do you where? You do buy? Like they're a
t M that will give you gold nuggets there. It's
the strangest thing, of course. Uh gabarete citabey, this is
just my face. Try not to stare. I do believe
there are many reasons you should pick up this book.
You tell me right now, real quick, why should I

(01:21:03):
read this book? Because? Okay, why should you read this book? Look?
Because it's really fun and you ain't got nothing better
to do. Cool man. By the way, you'll be in
Philly this Thursday and then and you'll be here in
New York this Friday and Saturday and all across the country.

(01:21:25):
Go to this is just my face dot com to
learn more and of course on Empire. Love you and
it was so great to see you in person. This
is really I mean like you are Kermit coming alive
to me. I'm gonna text Miss Piggy and tell her
about my dad. Uh Bay, thank you for coming in today.

(01:21:47):
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the native by Mistrand in the Morning Show. So how
fantastic was gay? Can she come back now? Get sent
a Bay. I'm telling you, we're watching the text messages
roll through so much positivity and the name of her
book and you heard I think what's a great representation

(01:22:53):
of what her book feels about. If it feels like
the name of her book is this is just my face.
Try not to stare at it, friend, it's to stare.
It's available now, And uh, what a great interview. I
love what she said about confidence, that she has to
put it on multiple times a day, likely like lipstick,
because you see people who are confident and you're like, oh,

(01:23:13):
they just have it. It's just a thing you have
and it's not. That was a really, really good reminder
because she comes off as someone who's just like whatever,
life is amazing and I'm amazing, but she works at it.
Very good point. Yeah, she's great, So I guess we
can all work on a little more. Nay, no, don't

(01:23:35):
you know. It's kind of weird were I was talking
about this with someone a few days ago. If you
come across as someone who is confident, which I guess
I do from time to time, you're expected to always
be confident. So in those moments where you feel scared
or timid or shy, people look at you like you're
out of your mind. They really do. People look at

(01:23:55):
me like, well, what's wrong, Well, I'm just being me.
Well know, do you? I know, it's always confident. Well knows,
then you don't know me. It's like your parents. I've
talked about my father before he passed away. He said,
you never really grow up. And he was almost ninety
years old, and I asked him when he met about that,
and my dad said, well, it doesn't matter how old
you are, and it doesn't matter that I am your

(01:24:17):
father and I you know, raised you. But I still
get scared at things, I still learn things. I still
need to admit that I don't know everything. But he said,
you sometimes parents don't want their kids to know that
vulnerable side of their parents. So I don't know. As
a parent, how does that make you feel? Forget about it.
You you know, you're every day trying to instill confidence
in your kids, and when they have anxiety, they have questions,

(01:24:40):
or they're not confident, you try to, you know, keep
going and keep pushing. But it's not always easy, you know,
and you don't want them to be cocky, but at
the same time, you don't. You know, you want them
to believe in themselves, but at the same you want
them to be humble. So he balance, how often do
you let them see your vulnerable. All my kids have
seen me cry. We had a conversation and seven year Yeah,

(01:25:00):
I had a conversation with my seven my eight year
old last night and he was asking me about smoking.
And he was saying, Mommy, be honest, have you ever
done this? Have you ever done that? And I'm totally
honest and I'm an open book. And I said, mommy
has done this, Mommy has never done this? What? And
I'm like, yeah, And I want you to know because
I want you to know what what I experienced and
how bad it was, so that you never go through
it and you can always come to me and you

(01:25:22):
can always ask me because I'm always going to be
honest with you. So it's I think, you know, the
communication is very important, and you want to you want
to kind of be an open book to them because
they're gonna learn half this crap someplace else, and they're
gonna ask questions someplace else, so you might as well
be the one given them the answers. What's up from?
I feel exactly the same way. I want to be

(01:25:43):
the one to teach my son the things that are
important to me. I don't want somebody else to teach
in those things, and so you have to take that
time and be honest, because now it's a case of
your children can tell on your lyne to them. They
can tell when you're b asking them and when you're
just like trying to just get through the moment. Yeah,
to be honest with your kids, and you got to
tell them truth. And I want to be the one

(01:26:04):
to teach him things that are important that will last forever.
There you go. Shearing as a song on his album
and he talks about how everybody will always say to him, well,
you're famous, You're supposed to be happy all the time.
You're supposed to be everything is wonderful, everything's great, and
he said, it's not always great, and I'm allowed to
not always be great. That's it, you know what I think.
And I wish you could find out which song that is,

(01:26:26):
because being allowed to be yourself is what it's about.
We need to allow each other to be themselves and
sometimes we don't. And I know I'm guilty. Okay, I
know I'm guilty of this too, you know, having expectations
from from people, from you guys, and then when I
when you're being another version of you, I'm like, what's
your problem, right, So what's up? We'll start with Bethany.

(01:26:47):
What's going on today? Bethany in that way, having Gabby
in this morning was just such a lovely reminder that
like she brought such a great energy with her and
a really upbeat, positive energy with her, and it's just
minded me that those are the people you need to
surround yourself with. Like, if you look through your life,
you know there are people that you can't wait to
be around, and you know there are people that you

(01:27:08):
dread there you unless that person you dread being around
is like I don't know, someone you have to work
with or something. You don't need to keep those people
in your life. It is not worth it. You are
allowed to get rid of people in your life who
don't make you feel great and who don't believe in you.
There's no reason to keep them around, and you should
get rid of them, and you should get rid of them, unless,

(01:27:30):
like I said, there's someone you have to like. Toxic people,
get rid of them. So Nate, we gotta let you go. Sorry,
So we have to keep up. All right, what's up
with you today? Scary? You know, I came in in
a crop mood and then internal Lexa says to me, hey, Scary,
you look good. You got a tan, And I'm like, well,
thank you, And that totally turned my day right around.

(01:27:51):
And I just want to let you know, give someone
a compliment today, because you're gonna turn somebody else's day
right around. Find them doing catch them doing something right?
Is tan doing something? It's true though, Hey, Danielle, I
just want to say how fantastic peanut butter is. Okay,
it's in my my overnight oats and it just makes
it so much better. But peanut butter on so many things,

(01:28:12):
Like if you don't want to have a piece of
celery or a carrot because it's gross, put a little
peanut butter right on there, and it tastes so much better. Mozza,
peanut butter takes great with Mazza. There's so many things
you can put peanut butter on that's so delic Yeah,
so good. You know some dog loves peanut butter. Okay, yeah,
I like that. College what step to frow? I've got

(01:28:38):
a college of knowledge question for you. As we move along,
Who's that? Who are you? There's some some very attractive
gentleman staring into our studio. He looks very powerful. Who's
the powerful man? Call me now and tell me who
the powerful man. He's a powerful man. We have a

(01:28:59):
powerful man? Well, who is it? It's right? Hi, right,
all right, okay, back to my college of question. What
do these men have in common? Rick D's Casey Ksum,
Dick Clark, Rei, Philbin, Michael Strahand What do they all

(01:29:20):
have in common? One? Zero d Rick D's Casey Casum,
Dick Clark, Regis, Philbin, and Michael Strahan. What do they
have in common? Call me now one eight hundred to
four to zero one alright into sound, Hey Gary, Hey,
good morning. All right, what do you got going on? Hot?
Let's start with this. So the Amazon Alexa has a

(01:29:44):
new feature. It has a whisper feature, so when it
talks to you, it also whispers. So here's some examples
of how creepy it sounds. Right now in New York,
it's seventy degrees with cloudy skies. Hello, Raymond, I'm so
happy you're home. I don't want hurt. No, no, no,
I don't go. How do you get that? I wanted
to do that. It's a new feature. You have to

(01:30:05):
enable it when you get home. No, I don't know,
we don't. Yes, I don't need someone whispering in your house.
So yesterday Kelly Ripple announced her new co host, which
is Ryan c. Crest. So here's the opening of the show.
Listen to how excited the announcer was to announce there
are Kelly Ripper words. Christ A right there, he is, there,

(01:30:25):
he is, and he's often running. Welcome to New York, Ryan.
Now I want to introduce you to an Alaskan malamute.
You know what that is. It's a dog. But listen
to it. Per Wow, dog's not broken. He needs breathewright,

(01:30:50):
strips um, shut up the dog? All right, all right, okay,
what's your next? All right? Last night Dancing with the Stars.
So the professional dancer Lindsay and baseball player David Ross.
They were practicing, so we were watching their their warm

(01:31:11):
ups before they got on the dance floor, and Lindsay
did this cartwheel ended up in front of David's face,
and David's microphone was right there and she just happened
to fart in his face. Oh, they have websites for that. Yeah,
we have the sound for that. We have the sound
for it. Surpassed my expectations. Wow, that was loud. But

(01:31:38):
it's not the first time people have farted on Dancing
with the Stars, like Nancy Grace farted when she was
a contestant. I saw them several times during the dance
and they were smiling so big. Well, let's see if
the judges can give us something to smile about after
the Yeah, the show is a bunch of fargers. All right, well,
thank you. You're sometimes you're an okay America, right, but

(01:31:59):
you're a good all right, thank alright, Okay, back to
the college. Okay, what do these guys have in common?
Rick ds, Casey Ksum, Dick Clark, We just Philbin and
Michael Strahan. Good morning, Zach, Hello, Hello. What are these

(01:32:25):
guys all have in common? I don't know that that
they worked with Kelly Rippa. No, that's not You're very
close though, very close. But thank you Zack, Hi Mark,
how are you doing well? Thank you for listening. First
of all. Secondly, what do Rick D's, case Casum, Dick Clark,

(01:32:45):
Redis Filming and Michael Strahan all have in common? Did
they all host the New Year's Eve? The Rock and
New Year's Eve? That is not correct? Very close? Please
hold wow, no one has come up with the answer yet.

(01:33:05):
Good morning, Titha, Hi, good morning, hey Tiha, thanks for listening. Now,
what do Rick D's Casey case Dick Clark Reaches, Philbin,
and Michael Strahan all have in common? Have they all
hosted a daytime morning talk show? Uh? No, I'm not
the answer. We're looking for it, but thank you. One's

(01:33:27):
so close, very close, no one, No one has it yet,
so hundred two two zero one hundred. I thought surely
someone would have this earlier. Hit a button. Hello, Hey,
good morning sir. What do Rick D's Casey case Dick
Clark Reaches, Philbin, and Michael Strahan all have in common?

(01:33:47):
They have their own shows. There's their own shows. It's true,
it's true, but it's actually would be nice. There's actually
more to it though, but thank you. I'm coming on here.
Hello anyone? Hy Who is this? It's and I hope
you get this right. Rick D's Casey casem Dick Clark reads,
Philbin and Michael Strahan. What do they all have in common?

(01:34:09):
A very specific answer. I can't believe no one's getting this.
The text messages. They all have herpies. No, they're all
radio hosts. Well, no, actually, but close. Hello, Nick, how

(01:34:30):
are you? I'm good? How are you well? Here we
go again, Rick D's, Casey Caseum, Dick Clark, reads, Philbin,
and Michael Strahan. What are they all have in common?
They were all replaced by your favorite Ryan Secret. He's
replaced all of them, every last one of the man.
We congratulate Ryan on his move to New York City,

(01:34:52):
now hosting with Kelly Ripper as he replaces Michael Strahan
and read just Philbin. Yes. And then the New Year's
Eve he'll replace Dick Clark on American Top four to
this weekend, he'll replace Casey Caseum, and of course on
his radio show in l A he replaces Rick D.
What do you have for day? Have anthing fun for Nick?
We have we have absolutely nothing? All right? Hold on, um,

(01:35:14):
what do you have for the one and only Nick? Oh?
It's a five dollar cash gift card and the supply
of Eminem's bottles. As we celebrate Marvel's Guardians of the
Galaxy Volume two, Here we go. It's a convenient, easy
container that is great and they can be snapped closed
and putting your pocket bag until the time is right.

(01:35:34):
Guardian Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy Volume Jwelian Theaters Friday,
and there you have it. Thank you, Nick, have a
great day and support our our friend Bryan Seacrests. Right.
All right, listen, do you want to get into what's trending?
All right, we gotta take a break. I'm getting yelled
at bout the producer. We'll be back right after this.

(01:35:57):
I've been sleeping with my hand down my pants a lot.
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love to see, the ones you need to see. Some

(01:36:40):
of our friends. We we we we have Tony nominy friends.
That's so weird. Who do you have? So best actor
in a play? H We'll actually know what Let's just
do the ones with our friends Best Actor in a musical,
Ben Plat, Dear, he goes up against Josh Grobin, David Hyde, Pierce, Andy,
Carl Christian boy El. Um, let's see what do we do? So?

(01:37:02):
What do we do? We were friends with Ben Platt
and Josh Groban? Who do we go for? I think
that we are happy for which either one, whoever wins?
I think no, you must choose one now now. And
also for best Musical, Dear Evan Hanson is up for
Best Musical, going up against Come from Come From Away,
groundhog Day and Great the Great comment. Um, Dear Evan

(01:37:23):
Hanson wins? And then um, do we like? Are we
friends with Bette Midler Patty Lapone? We want to be?
Do we want to be? Really? We want to be
friends with them? Best Revival of the musical Bette Midler?
Are we friends with I'm not friends? Are you friends? Know? Okay?
Well anywhere? So, Dear Evan Hanson's really are big one? Wait?

(01:37:46):
Hold on, Kevin Spacey is going to be on today
Where you wish from were on the radio? I can't hear?
But why but why? When I turn on a microphone,
why don't you just talk? Because I can't hear you. Yeah. Okay,
So Kevin Spacey is not today. I thought you said
he wasn't well on our show. Okay, So here's the
note he sent me. I just want everyone to know
what we go through. Kevin Spacey on soon and he's

(01:38:08):
hosting the Tonies. That's what he forgot to put on
the note. Major fail. I love I love you, I
love you straight, Nate. You know that I'm having protein
shape of one of the nominees you mentioned earlier. Danielle
was best actor in a musical, Andy Carl. I saw

(01:38:28):
him in Groundhog Day, and that's what he's up for.
I gotta tell you he really was outrageous. Alright, he's amazing.
We don't know him, but will Adam to our list
of people we don't know alright, perfect. Remember when I
had a crush on David Hyde Pierce when he was
on Fraser. I know, I thought he was so adorable
in that geeky way. You're like one are my best

(01:38:50):
friends from high school. She only fell for gay guys,
I always, and here she is now. I always thought
George Michael and boy George, we're gonna cut my way
one day. I really did. So I'm looking over greg
Ts upcoming topic train list. He he wants to play
Do Mary or Kill? I love that game, I know,

(01:39:13):
but not with people. He wants to play do Marry
and Kill with tacos, burritos and enchilados. I thought it
would be for like Taco Tuesday. So I'm like, why
don't we do that? I wouldn't you gotta do the taco?
I seriously? Or you do? Do you do the burrito?
Why wouldn't you do the enchilada? I would kill the enchilado. See,

(01:39:37):
I would marry the taco. I kill the taco. You
kill the taco. Alright, we'll be we'll get into this later.
All right, I think my husband married the taco. We'll
get into that later. Let's see what's trending. I'm sorry,
are you in mid chew? I don't know we were
doing this and I took a bite of him off. Okay,
we're turning off. You're you're watching a radio show. Completely

(01:39:58):
just slide down the slippery slow the hell? Are you are?
Your muffin almost gone? Don't choke. I'm good, I'm good.
I'm gonna muffin gone. Trending so well, we were in Mexico.
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let's go to the Danielle Report. Danielle. Alright. So Jimmy
Kimmel told a very serious story during his monologue last
night about how his newborn son was born with a
hole in his heart and how he underwent surgery. Do
you want to play a part of Yeah, sure, okay,
we'll get okay, yes. And he appeared to be a normal,

(01:41:48):
healthy baby when a very attentive nurse at seater signed
a hospital, her name is Nanuche was checking him out
and heard murmur in his heart, which is common with
newborn babies. But she also noticed he was a bit
purple and his lungs were fine, which meant his heart wasn't.
So Now more doctors and nurses and equipment coming in

(01:42:09):
and it's it's terrifying thing. I'm you know, my wife
is packed in the recovery room. She has no idea
what's going on, and I'm standing in the middle of
a lot of very worried looking people kind of like
right now, um, who were trying to figure out what
the problem is. They did an echo cardiogram, which is
a sonogram of the heart, and found that Billy was

(01:42:31):
born with um heart disease, uh, something called tetrology of
fellow with pulmonary atresia. So our best goes out to him.
Everything is going well, so thankfully, what did Kimmel do
or how did he say it? That made us just

(01:42:52):
become such huge fans and you want great things for him?
So I was talking about this earlier. The reason Princess
Estate fought against that EP of unreleased material isn't because
they were protecting him and what he wanted before he passed.
It was because the family wants to use the music
in a reality show. Are you serious? I'm gonna curse

(01:43:16):
because that's stupid and it pisses me off. Okay, let's
just talk about TV tonight. The voices on you have
the Flash n C. I guess Pretty Little Liars prison
Break is on Chicago Fire. Of course, you can always
go over and watch the Netflix because there's always fun
stuff there. Are still watching Pretty Little? This is the
last season? Are you kidding me? Of course? When are
you watching it as it comes out? No? No, I
will watch it then because my son DVRs and so

(01:43:38):
we watch it the next day. All right, thank you, Dane.
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Sharing with Elvis Durrand in the morning show and Elvis
had so much fun this morning with Gabby Cita Bay always,
I actually say siboday Cita Bay. She was fascinating and
one thing she talked about was confidence. If you missed

(01:45:50):
the interview, of course, you can hear it on our
replay channel I Heart Radio. Uh. But listen to what
she had to say about confidence, because she came across
s such a confident person. Where is it? It was
here earlier? All right, well I'm so confident. We're going

(01:46:14):
to find the sound about confidence for you in just
a second, and here it is right now. Listen to
what she says about confidence. I love this from Gabby
even like I get a wrap for being confident, but
I have to put my confidence on multiple times a day.
It's like lipstick. You know what I mean, Like lipstick
will wear off, confidence will wear off, stanity will wear off.

(01:46:35):
You have to work at it, and I worked and
acknowledging that that's how it is. Is. Yeah, I think
it's unfair. I think it's unfair to say that it's easy.
All you have to do is this, Like that's no.
All you have to do is work your ass off.
And you are responsible for your own health. You are
responsible for your own happiness. It's not hinged to somebody else.
Sorry I'm in here preaching true, but you are responsible

(01:46:57):
for your happiness the same way you are responsible for
your unhappiness. Okay, make a choice. Wow, I think that's
so well put. Yeah, it's it's it's scary to be like,
you know what, I have to be the one who's
responsible for it. But it's also sort of a relief
because you don't have to wait for somebody else to
do it for you. You can do it for yourself
right now. Love her. So we took a picture of

(01:47:19):
Gabby and me in the window sill. Yeah with the
Samsung Galaxy Sight. Yes, by the way, our partner. We
we love doing business with them, and they sent us
one to play with cosm a mild heart attack when
we were in Mexico and someone dropped it in the water. No,
there's a difference between water proof and water resistance. This
is I believe water resistant. Yeah, he shouldn't throw it

(01:47:40):
on purpose, but we did. No, Alex, did Alex do
it in the ocean? I said, what are you doing?
And it works. The good thing is I like to
put mine in the back of my pocket and my jeans,
and sometimes it has fallen in the toilet when you
go potty, So now I won't have to worry about it.
If I got okay, potty is good, right, froggy, potty works.
Potty is good. I was in the pool with scary

(01:48:02):
scary check this out. Look what's in my pocket and
my Samsung Galaxy in pocket. I wouldn't tempt it. I mean,
don't go deep sea diving with it. No, no, no, no, no,
al right, So thank you Samsung again. We love partnering
with you, and it's fantastic the Samsung Galaxy S eight.
The colors are unbelievable in these photos. Now tomorrow I'm

(01:48:22):
want to talk to you, Samantha Hi about your cleans. Yeah, no, no,
and why why are you're on a cleanse. Yeah, I'm
doing it. It's a it's a juice cleans. I just
we took on a lot of toxins this weekend. Although
fun toxins still toxins. We're doing shots of toxins. It
was breakfast toxins. We were just all the time. And

(01:48:44):
as I've said before, if I got rid of my toxins,
I would have really nothing left. I'm a shell of
a human today. Don't you think these juices, these juice diets,
I mean, don't you think they're just a bit much.
I feel like they can be, but I just crave
really bad stuff after I eat poorly, So I'm just
trying to jump right back into good habits. I think immediately.

(01:49:05):
I think if you use it for the right thing,
like kick starting your healthy lifestyle, yeah then that's a
good thing. But if you're using it just to hey,
I'm losing I want to lose a few pounds that
it's just like I missed chewing. Have to drink all
your meals for the day, and it's really boring. And
of course we had Tony Boloney today, like I'm dying
in pizza fantastic. I wouldn't know. Okay, so tomorrow I

(01:49:30):
just want to I want to see what you're drinking.
Bring me what you're doing. I will juice with you
for the day, but I'm sure i'll be a fool
by noon. That sounds good to me. When the last
time you juiced, Bethany, I refuse. I think it's a gimmick.
But why do I not look happy that you are on?
Is it the one we usually do? Yeah? And it
has like the coconut. Yeah, it's actually one of the

(01:49:52):
best tasting ones I've ever done in my life. It's
so good. So it's like, you know, the bottom of
the barrel, but still exactly is a pineapple minty thing.
I don't like you. I like perpetually fighting against being crabby,
so I feel like doing a juice cleanse. Is you
don't want that at all? You know what? I couldn't

(01:50:13):
put my finger on it, But now this is I
agree with you. Yeah, I'm always just covering up the
crabby and I don't you know, I'm covering up my
my inner bitch with this. I'll bring it out. So Nate,
can you imagine working with me if I was on
a juice cleanse? Hey, by the way can we talk
to We'll talk to about your cleans tomorrow. Bring me
some Bring me some juice. Um straighten, Nate, you seem

(01:50:35):
to be very distant today. Do you can we just
open up and have a have a have a group discussion,
a family discussion in front of everyone. Yeah? No, I
you seem out of it today. I woke up at
two thirty and could not get back to sleep, So
I am. I know what I need to be doing,
but I forget about it when I go to do it?
Makes sense? Yeah, No, I feel like I'm constantly five

(01:50:58):
minutes behind on what I need to you doing. I'm
like that rabbit in Alice in Wonderland with the watch.
I'm late. Well, this is good to talk about because
a lot of people listening to our show go through
the same thing. You may have bouts of weeks you
cannot sleep well, or maybe you never sleep well, or
maybe you sleep very well every night, and I haven't
been sleeping very well the last couple of weeks. Are
you a mouth breather when you sleep? Oh yeah, my

(01:51:20):
mouth breather, mouth drueler. Okay, okay, first of all, and
I didn't know this, They say Breathing through your mouth
is nowhere near as healthy as breathing through your nose
because when you breathe through your nose you get more
oxygen in your system. Did you know that? Plus when
you're breathing in through your mouth, you have the chance
of snoring and in which it could lead to other things.
So like you know, losing girlfriends. Yeah, I give you

(01:51:43):
drooling on them definitely, but I'm killing them partly it's
because of allergy season two right, So I'm a mouth
breather during allergy season because my nose is all stuffed up.
Your sciences are all jacked up. Yeah, okay not. The
key to this is this, if you are are sleeping
with someone asked them too, if they remember to pay

(01:52:04):
attention to your breathing habits while you're trying to sleep,
so happens. If it works out, timing is all there,
they'll be able to hear you and tell you what
you're doing. You really need you need to sleep. That
that's the key. Maybe you got to go to one
of those sleep you know places and then they put
you jack you up to a machine. All I did that,
and well, you can't sleep in a sleep place where

(01:52:27):
they jack you up to a machine. The guy keep
walking in. How could I sleep? And then you know,
when I went in for my my surgery, my stomach surgery,
they wore me up every two hours to give me
sleeping pills. What do you do? Let me sleep? Yes, froggy,
what's up? I went to that same study and they
kept coming in there like you've got to go to sleep.

(01:52:47):
I'm like, you've got all these wires attached to me
and I can't sleep. Come in and the next day
they say, you know, you're lucky to be alive. You're
sleeping habit. You're just awful because you won't leave me alone. Exactly.
It's like when the dentist jams floss up your gums
and they're like, why are you bleeding? And I'm like,
because you're jaws up. Hey, who's going to the dentist next? Anyone?

(01:53:08):
I've got it next week or the week after. I'm
kind of excited. I finally found a dentist. I like,
how rarely is that we find a dentist? We like,
can I go to yours? Yeah? I've been fired mine.
I've been with mine forever forever. I mean, do you
still get you know, like a little horsey or a
little doll. If you're a good girl in the dentist chair,
gives me a new toothbrush, which is very nice. That's nice.

(01:53:29):
That's nice. I like that. But anyway, so dentist time,
I want to get into dentist tomorrow. I want dentist
to call up and tell us how we can be
better patients. We have so much, so many important things
to do tomorrow. What scared? I hated going to the
dentist until I met a dentist that I fell in
love with. And this guy is the best. So now
I go every six months to see him. My teeth

(01:53:50):
has never been cleaner. Relationship with your dentist, you're gonna go.
You trust them, all right? Scared you guys? Remember when
I went to the dentist and I sat down and
the dentist I had never seen before came in and
she had no idea why I was there, and neither
did anyone at the front desk, even though they had
scheduled it. That's when I fired my dentist. You know what,

(01:54:12):
That's gonna be a weird world, the world of dentist tree.
We gotta move on. Why by the way, great tea. Yeah,
you remember when his tooth smelled because he didn't go
to the dentist for like years, Great tea, when's those
time you went to the dentist. It's been now three years,
Because I did remember, I had that the cavity it
was decaying, and so I went having because you your

(01:54:35):
mouth smelled like the cat box. I had to take
al toys to clean it. Are not for dental health.
I got so squeamish. So I'm in the other room
and I heard that you were said tomorrow we're gonna
talk about dentists. I was in her shake. You know what,
there have been many people listening who haven't been for

(01:54:55):
over three years. I'm starting it again. I'm on three now.
I went to seven. Now my three. He just said
he cleaned his mouth without he used to brush his teeth.
I'm not even kidding. With a brownie and a Coca
Cola that morning, you brush your teeth with brownies because
you know, if you think about it, you have bad
breath when you wake up, right, But if you don't brush,
they just start eating and no one will really know that.

(01:55:16):
You know, you really don't if you have a brownie
and whatever, like you're normally eating now, so no one
really knows they smell brownie. You are so odd, All right,
get out of here. Look at my top looking top
white teeth now like I think I think they gonna
filled in because your your gums are receding you your

(01:55:36):
brain is receding. Disgusting. No, he's gross. It's like he
took a white cookie and dipped it into caramel. That's
what the tops of his teeth looks like. That's not right. Okay,
Look a lot of people are in the same boat
because they are definitely afraid of the dentist, and I
don't want to take that away from them. Look, you
do have a fright find a good dentist. I don't

(01:55:56):
have time for news. We've been so busy talking about
great teething. This is a reminder to take a deep breath,
you know, like every autumn when they have those those
corns of cobs of cobs of corn that are all brown.
That's what his teeth looked like. His teeth came out
of a corner copia. Oh my gosh, all right, great
tea gives you your phone tap coming up next? Really

(01:56:17):
like my dog poop better than this Elvis Dran in
the morning show Elvis Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone
tap talk about it, all right. So Darius is in
charge of putting together Terence's big night is bachelor party evening.
So Darren's Darius reached out to me and I play
the part of Glenn. I'm the Limo slash bachelor party connection,

(01:56:41):
and I planned a crazy night for Terrence on his
last big night only Terrence. He wants a little bit
more calm, cool, collective bachelor party, all right. Yeah, Usually
for bachelor parties, the husband to be really doesn't want
to get as crazy as his friends who are all
like marriages and things like t for instance, Yes, I
love crazy Batcher party. So I loved this. Has nothing

(01:57:04):
to do with the with the guy getting married, has
anything to do with your entertainment. We see how great
tea stone tip goes Hello, Hey, what up? I'm showing
I just got I got I got a little things
on hold, and it's like a good time to talk
about the packages. I got about five I can take
a break. Yeah, man, be quick, Hey, this is Glenn
Blastmount Limo. Is it dariusy there? Yeah? Yeah, right, I

(01:57:24):
wanted to walk through everything with hands. So he's like
cool with you know what we're doing? Okay, great, all right,
what's going on? Glad? What's brother? I'm pulling up your
account right now. All right, it looks like you guys
got the eighteen passenger Infinity q X eighty. You get
the first round of tricks on the house. That's a
good thing, right, you know that we didn't I didn't
ask for eighteen, but we just totally have like five people,

(01:57:46):
not a party bus. And then you're also gonna get
one girl per three gentlemen, so you guys are gonna
get six girls. WHOA what? I just want to go
to the casino. So I didn't want to do a
strip club. Yeah, let let him finish. It's some pretty
cool thing. But it's all time like something I want
to do, man, But go ahead, brouh. You got the
total nude package, which is awesome. They got oil, They

(01:58:10):
got like a gag ball, so they're gonna get a
gag you and then they do a strip tease. What
gag ball? Come on, man, this is this was a
smart move on your part. You took part of the
hostage kidnapping package, so we got a couple of fake
police officers that raid the place. Right they run in,
They're gonna then grab Terrence. They arrest Terrence, throw them

(01:58:33):
in the back of the pickup truck. They take you
out to an alligator alley. Man. Hell no, bro, hell no,
we had this slam man. No man, I'm not doing
the fake as hangover a lot of bachelor parties. They're
looking to step in. The Hell now, bro, I ain't
with this. Man all right, t tell you what. I'm
gonna put you guys on hold you guys, hammer it out.
I'll be right back. No, man, I ain't trying to

(01:58:55):
do all this. Man, Why are you mad at me
because I'm trying to make your past some property better?
I don't understand that you already know how Sean is
gonna be. Bro, I can't even like girls take this
on Instagram without how going crazy. Y'all trying to give
me some strippers and thrown in alegant addie, Bro, We're
not doing this man. First off, Yo, this ain't the
terrace I know, Like, where is this going from? This
ain't the terrorists in college giving swirls and dropping the

(01:59:17):
ice cream off the girls. They licking it off man,
so I don't got you whipped already, and I love
and I love it. I'm cool with being with you,
is what you're saying. You Man, you're not listening to me.
D Hey, Hey, what's going on? Everything's all figured out?
Or what glad I told Darius? I want to simple,
simple bachelor party with me and my homeboys. Some drink,

(01:59:39):
some basketball and some gamling. All right, well, listen, here's
one thing that you can't refuse. This is Greg t
from the Elvis Durin Morning Show and your boy Darius,
and I just phone tapped your ass. All right, man, man,
you played too much? Man? What's up now? Terrice? How
you doing whatever? Man? I'm outside yelling on the phone
and stuffing outside of my job. What do you want

(02:00:00):
to tell Darius? Now? I won't tell him that he
ain't about to be in my word no more. You
gotta get the place taken refunded, bro, because you're out.
Have an idea for a phone tab. Go to Elvis
duran dot com. Click on the phone tap tab tell
us what you want to do. This phone table was
prerecorded with permission granted by all of her t supis
the Elvis durand phone tab were on Elvie Durand in

(02:00:24):
the Morning show, What a day. I'm worn out, but
in a good way. It was a great day. I'm
worn out because like after great sex, you're just all
worn out. I'm gonna go home and smoke a ham. Hey.

(02:00:47):
So the picture I put up Gabby, Sita Bay and
me and the on the window sill, it does look
like I'm between her legs delivering a baby. And she
even mentioned that when I She's like, oh my god,
you're like delivering a baby, because I mean, my legs
were outside hers and it was it looked like my
hands are down there waiting for the ball to be

(02:01:07):
passed from from the I don't know, but but that's
not what's happening. I think when I'm trying to tell
you is that's not what was happening. She did not
berth you this morning, Peel left out. Hayley Steinfeld will
be here tomorrow. Let's see how she does on the
window sill. And then also this week, Kevin Spacey and
Halsey is coming in Friday and she's performing I do
believe two songs from Halsey on Friday. I have to

(02:01:31):
say a special special Thank you to producer Jake. Jake
and his incredible camera skills did such an amazing job
during our dysfunctional family vacation in Mexico. The official video
is up at Elvis Duran dot com. I mean, if
you haven't seen it, it really does capture all the
phone we had, without a doubt. He's so talented, absolutely

(02:01:51):
without he got oh my god, beautiful shots. Also the
shots we did, we did, and we got updated photo
gallery as well from the hashtag of us left to Mexico.
It's all at Elvis Duran dot com. One more look
at Danielle report. Hey Danielle, all right, so we all
know most publications are kind of scaling back and there
may be moving towards the internet. Not Granteth Paltrow. She

(02:02:11):
is moving in the opposite direction. She's going to do
a print version of her group website. I know, web girl, Kathleen,
I want me the first one to get it because
she's obsessed with Glenneth Paltrow. Johnny Depp. So right now,
he is in a legal battle with his former financial handlers.
They are claiming that he has mismanaged his money, that
he suffers from a compulsive spending disorder. They said he

(02:02:32):
employed a personal sound engineer and the guy's only job
was to go to the movie set feedline to Johnny
through a near piece because a long time ago Johnny
decided he was no longer going to be memorizing scripts.
So but hey, I guess if you know, if that's
how we wanted to do it, that's how he does it.
And congratulations to our friend Ben Platt from Dear Evan Hanson.
He is up for Best Actor in a Musical. Your

(02:02:54):
Tony Award nominees came out today and we're very excited
to see his name there. To live, I get all
write it and we'll do it lot, Elvis Durant in
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