The Day We Felt Fancy

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Por she ends up this program. We're prerecorded. Please welcome,
hell must try let's hear it. Whoah, my god, come
on guys, high good no idea my voice was that annoying?

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Holy us listening to the station that I found you
guys and if you guy Elvis Duran in the morning show.
So I heard a rumor. What's heard a rumor that
today is Frida? Cut off my legs and call me shorty. Yeah,

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short I am ready to go. Good morning, Danio, Good morning,
Hey there, Gandhi, Good morning, Hello, Scotty, Hi, Elvis, Hi,
producer Sam, Well, good morning, there's Scotty be Hi, there's
my funky froggy. Hello there and wait on this there
is straight and Nate. Hey, well, welcome to the day.
All right. So you know, Scary, I'm gonna give you

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the request today. What song? It needs to be a
holiday song? What song do you want to start the
show with? Elvis? My only wish this year it's for
us to play Britney Spears. My only wish to this year?
That was that was so parney? Really what a DJ's DJ?
All right? Hit it Britney Spears. Oh yeah, last night

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I took a walk in the snow, couples holden hands,
places don't go. It seems like everyone with me is
in love. Senter. Can you hear me? With a kid
off and just this, I know that me what I

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want this year? Center? Can't you hear me? O my
baby baby? I want someone love me, someone old, bathing
being be all my own baby back. Can't you hear me?

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I have been so good this year and all I
want is one then sell me by you do this here.
It's all I want just for me underneath my Christmas
Yet I'll be ware Center. That's my only wish this year.

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Oh yeah Christmas. I excuse without he wrong, was taking
a bee because I heard that you come in the town, Sander.
Can't you hear me? I really hope that you're on

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your works with some postession for me and you see
all please make my wish come true? Stander, can't you
hear me? I want my baba bay I was someone
loving someone alone. May then neba be all love under

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the miss time. Can't you hear me? I have been
so good that you is one day? Tell me by
your love is here. He's all I want just for
me under lead my christmastreet I'll be waiting, Sand, that's

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I only wish thisye my little reaches you in time.
Oh yeah, I can call my mind. Yeah, because I
have been so so good this year. I can't be

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don't run to be so too. He's all I want
and a big bad I can't hear me. I have
been so good this year. I one is one. Ain't
ain't tell me my true love busy, he's all love

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one just for me. I don't leave my Chris mush.
I'll be said. That's my Alish dizzy please just for me,

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my Christmas lady. Sand, that's all elishy, that's my own wish.

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There you go happy, Yeah, it sounds good. Happy. I'm
so excited. Elvis, thank you you got another song with
Brittany and jingle bells in it. I mean, what else
do you want? It checks off all the boxes, you know,
Scotty b that was supposed to be your request today. Yeah,
well what are you gonna do, Scotty's I was going
to pick some obscure Blink one eighty two song anyway,

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So that's that would have been nice too, baby next
week Okay, but someone needs to remind me because I
don't I don't have a memory at this hour of
the day. Okay, I will, I'll remember. Okay, we'll welcome
to the day. And Scottie, I hope you're having a
nice festival of lights. You started your Hanaka season with
night number one last night, were just screwing the light bulb. Yes,
well we lit the light bulb and lots of presents

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and lots of laccas. So my belly is full this morning.
I know I love a good potato pancake. Let's go
talk to line eight. Amanda, Amanda, Well here we go,
starting the day with a teacher. You know, we love
doing this. Hello Amanda, Good morning, guys. How are you.
We're doing well, We're doing well. Amanda is a special
education teacher, and I've been Jacksonville High Froggy from the Jacks. Hey,

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but wait a second, Amanda, you're doing something this weekend
you could have easily backed out of and found an
excuse not to do. But you're doing it anyway, and
it's gonna be miserable. Tell everyone what you're doing, Amanda
this weekend. Well, I have a grinch of a friend
and she is not wanting to put put up decoration.
So I am going to surprise her in Georgia with
a Christmas decore, and I'm going to torture her by

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secorating her brand new house her first weekend in it
with Christmas stuff. You know everything about that. You know,
you're throwing yourself under the bus because there's a good
chance you're friends gonna be like, what the f are you? What?
Nor absolutely is going to be doing that? Well, how
come she pushes back on Christmas decorations? What's her deal? Um?

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You know, I think it's just newly single, brand new house.
A lot going on, um, And I think that she's
just trying to trying to avoid it, not make the time.
So I'm going to make the time for us. You know, Amanda,
once you get it all decorated, you slap all the
decorations up and do what you need to do. You
sit down with her, have a glass of wine, or
just relax at night and look at the little lights
on the trees and stuff. You're gonna she's gonna look
at you and go thank you, Amanda, You're a good friend.

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Or she's gonna say, bitch, get this out of here.
And until January when all the lights have to come
down and Amanda's nowhere around it. You gotta drive back
up to Georgia to take all it down, all of
this stuff down in January. Hey, I will do it.
It's worth it. Hey, Amanda, I'm so happy to hear
from you today. It is a special dating to be
the first caller of the day because it's Friday, our

(08:14):
favorite show of the week, and we're gonna send you
some Elvis Duran Morning show scrubs from our friends at
Hackensack Meridian. I hope you have a great weekend and
have a safe drive to Georgia to make your friend.
No thank you. I just want to tell you, guys,
I so appreciate you as a special Nates teacher. Sometimes
it's hard to get up and do our job, but
you motivate me every morning. Danielle, Dandie, all of you
make me laugh my hast off. So thank you, Oh,

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thank you, our ashless friend. Have a great weekend. Here
comes straight Nate to schmooze and and give you fake laughter.
What genuine when it's the listeners, it's fake when it
comes to you Will. Oh my god, I cannot say

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what it is, but Nate got a a message of
great news yesterday, and he cannot wait to divulge it.
We can't do it yet, Daniel, stop being nosy, stop it.
I can't wait to find now. This is where Daniel
starts guessing. Don't guess, secret, Santa. I have to know no, no,
all in due time. I pretty okays, first person I

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thought to share it with. I know, I love that.
I love the great news coming from Nate. We'll leave
it at that. Let's pump in it, all right, let's
get into a horoscope. All right, let's see producer Sam.
Who do you want to do it with? I'd love
to do them with Danielle. All right. So it is
Hailey Steinfeld's birthday, but on Sunday we have a very
special birthday because it's Gondy's birthday. Wow, if we were together,

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Daniel would bring a cake in. I know. Thanks. Guys
like you too, Capricorns, you're not shy away from an
upcoming conversation. Speak your mind. Your day isn't eight, Aquarius.
A lot of details could be thrown your way. Take
lots of thorough notes to reflect upon them later. Your
day's an eight. Hey, pissy your relationships with your family,

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with your friends. They have never meant more to you,
so show them how much you care. Your day is
a nine Aries. Don't let yourself live in a fantasy world.
Come back to Earth and be ready to deal with
some real world issues. Your day to seven, hey Taurus.
Take your latest ideas to the next level. Do not
sit and wait. You gotta move on. Your day is
a seven Gemini. Make someone close to you feel good.

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Life's supposed to be full of fun moments. Your days
of nine can't to remember to take your time and
go at your own pace. Be the tortoise and not
the hair. Your day isn't nine the tortoise, Leo. Your
ability to follow through and be a leader is garnering
the attention and praise of those around you, So good job.
Your days in eight, hey Virgo. Before stepping up to
the plate for others, make sure you stand up for yourself.

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Your day is a ten Libra. Your mind is open
and craving to learn a new hobby. Your day's in
eight Scorpio. Different opportunities may tempt you, but put yourself
in the driver's seat and take charge of what you
want most. Your day is a ten, and finally, Sagitts
Harrius walk away from a situation that is no longer
emotionally fulfilling to you, Your day is a nine, and
those are your Friday morning horoscopes. It's rolled into the

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three things we need to know to kick off the weekend. Gondhi, oh, gondy,
birthday girl, Yes, that's me. Do you still believe in
birthday spankings? Of course I do. If you can catch
me next time I see you, I owe you. Okay, great,
I can't wait. This is gonna be so funky, all right. Well, sadly,
the number of Americans who have died of the coronavirus

(11:27):
just surpassed the US death toll in World War Two.
Last night, the Department of Veterans Affairs says the US
tops two hundred and ninety two thousand coronavirus deaths, which
is several hundred more than the number of Americans who
died on the battlefield. And of course it continues to climb.
The spread of the virus is now at over two
hundred thousand new cases per day in the US. That
is higher than ever. But there is some good news.

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An FDA panel is recommending emergency use authorization for Fiser's
COVID nineteen vaccine Formal approval from the FDA will clear
the way for millions of Americans to get vaccinated. On Monday,
the Elector College is set to meet to elect Joe
Biden to be the nation's forty sixth president. All states
had to certify their results by Tuesday. The final tally
shows Biden defeated President Trump by more than seven million

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votes for a three hundred and six to two hundred
and thirty two electoral College win. Biden won more than
eighty one million votes, while Trump took home slightly more
than seventy four million. Trump continues to refuse to concede
and is challenging the results in the courts. He claims
the election was rigged. Courts have routinely rejected these claims,
citing a lack of evidence. And finally, I know you
guys have been talking about this, but they have confirmed it.

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The company that makes Chlorox wipes said that they will
be in short supply until the middle of next year.
Doesn't mean there won't be any Yeah, they're just saying
that the stores have obviously been running out, and even
though they are working as hard as they can to
keep everything stocked, they're having trouble getting them to stores
versus other places that might need them as well. So
even though the company is producing more, the demand has
been incredibly high. If you have your Chlorox wipes, hold

(12:52):
on to them because they say they won't be back
to normal until the middle of next year. And those
are your three things. You can always tell that my
grocers store that I go to all the time, I'm
When you hear cheering on Aisle three, that means that
means there was a lysol delivery. I kid you not.
I kid you not. You'll be over in the meat section.
You hear this. Wow, it sounds like a pep rally
at a high school. Oh my god, it's them. And

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when they cart out the big box of lysol on
the dolly, it's like a parade. They're throwing confetti. I mean,
it's kind of fun. It's like a day in New
Orleans in the French Quarter. It's kind of great. A
tube of player walks by. Yeah. Anyway, it is Friday.
Do you have any guests today? Straight and eight? Nobody?
Just us? All right, we'll be our own guests. You

(13:35):
guys ready for Friday? Yeah, it's amazing how you guys
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dot com. Slash Elvis is Elvis Duran In the Morning show,
did you know? Are you ready to learn something? Yeah?
Did you know that penguins have knees? No way, No,
I gotta find a penguin knee. That's cool. Their legs
look super short because most of their leg bones are

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covered in feathers. There you go, huh, why do they
walk like they don't have knees? Those little dufises. No
one told me to shut up. Shut up, shut up,
penguins have knees. Shut up up, seriously, scary, what are
you in straight and talking about? Well? And I have
the buddy system with making each other coffee every morning. Yes,

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so we take turns. And then I just finished my
cup of coffee, and all of a sudden, name comes in,
smiling ear to ear, here's your cup of coffee. Scary,
I shouldn't do it though. Okay, here's what's gonna happen. Scary.
If you haven't any more coffee, we're taking the microphone
away from you. You You cannot speak. That was a rule. Yeah, scary,

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two cups, scary as a it's a whole other show.
I think you're right. We should pour this down the dream. Yeah.
Oh no, it's like when you took that diet pill
that you used to come in every day, but you
used to. We used to have to strap you down
because you were nuts. You told him no, you said
no more. I asked no more of that one. Yeah,
that diet. He came in every day on that diet pill.
It was it was a client of ofvirus. Right, it

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doesn't doesn't don't exist. Well, there's a reason why he
would come in every day, bouncing off the walls, gandhi.
He was. He was just he would be I rate
one minute and then happy and then started giggling out
loud with no reason. It was insane. He didn't until
I saw him overdose on the coffee. I can't even
imagine Scary being like that. But then I saw the
jitters and it was kind of hilarious, and I don't know.

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It was a completely different question. I was beside myself.
I didn't there were four of him, right, Danielle. I
knew you were going to say, Jesus all right. It
was nuts. It was really crazy. He was loosening eating.
You ever see those old black and white films where
they go into some sort of institution and they have
people who are in they're all wrapped up in straight

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jackets and they're they're doing experiments with LSD on them
and stuff like that. That That was scary every day, Oh
my god. And they tried to warn me and they say,
you're you're not yourself, and I'm like, I don't know
what you're talking about. I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm more, I'm perfect, I'm fine. It's okay. Oh my god,
you were like Jesse and saved by the bell. Okay,
So no more coffee. Coffee? So what's on the menu today?

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Do we want to talk about what happened last night?
Anyone want to talk about the big concert event? I
Heart Radio jingle Ball presented by Capital One. Sure could
we talk about our highlights of the evening? Yes, Harry
Styles whatever, Yeah, me too. Man When he sang Watermelon
chuckar That song never gets old for me. It is
so good and he's so good. Love it. And oh,

(16:50):
Sean Mendez his hair, his hair is looking fantastic. It
is It's thick and luscious. Are you yeah? Okay, so
we have to have the I Heart Radio jingle Ball wards.
So for best hair Harry, Harry Styles or Shawn Mendes. Yes,
which styles? See? I say, Shawn Mendez. Yeah. I thought

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Harry Styles performance was the best. I thought Shawn Mendez
had the best hair there, I said, yeah, I'll agree
with you. Yeah, he's put in the hair, So goddie.
What's on your mind today? Oh, let's see. I have
a birthday coming up this weekend and I'm excited because
I'm going to go spend it with my sister. And
aside from that, I've just been painting. That's it. I

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have paint all over every single thing I own except
my new sweatshirt. Aside from that, everything is painting. What
about you, Daniel, what's on your mind today? Nothing? Just
finishing up Christmas shopping. I'm ahead of schedule, which I'm
very excited about. Things are wrapped and under the tree,
which is what I'm like, what I think it's because
it's you know what's insane because we haven't been traveling
like we normally do. This month, I'm sitting on the

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couch at night and I'm going, why do I have
extra time? What the hell is going on? And then
I realized, Oh, it's because we're not traveling, so I've
got everything done. This is weird. This is why your
neighborhood is full of light. This is why more people
are decorating this year, because they're like, what do we
do with yourself to do? Let's decorate? Yeah? It actually
it pays off. It looks great, it looks awesome. All right,

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Producer Sam feel, is this today? You're gonna make us
feel bad? Well, you have an option, Elvis. Do you
want to feel goods? Or do you want a stinky
story story? Anyone else want those stinky story Let's story?
Yeah now, producer saying with the feel bads all right.
A sucks man. A pharmaceutical distributor Offcare is recalling a

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whole bunch of pills because there's been a mix up
of the erectile dysfunction pills and antidepression pills. Yep, okay, oh, yeah,
uh huh, So the tablets were packaged together by a
third party vendor. And besides the obvious side effects of
the two, unintentionally taking the erection medication can cause low
blood pressure to dangerous levels if you already have a

(18:55):
pre existing condition, and well the other one it can
cause dizziness, constant patient and even sedation. So if you
take Sildenafil or tazedone, please contact your doctor because you
could be in grave danger. Yeah. Some of the signs are,
well you have a heart on, there's that. Yeah, and uh,
what about it? All right? Do you want to do

(19:19):
a feel good story? I got one of those two, right, yeah, alright.
Tina Bussy sent me the sweet story about New York
couple Jim Glob and Dylan Parker. So for the past
ten years, these two gentlemen have accidentally been receiving letters
to Santa through the ups so the letters didn't make

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it to the real Santa. I don't know why, but
they decided to open a letter and see what it
was all about, and it touched their hearts so much
that they decided they had to open and respond to
as many letters as possible on half on behalf of
the real Santa clause, just to make this kid these kids' days.
They've responded to over two thousand letters and they've started
to recruit friends and families so they can get even

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more done because it just touches them so much. So
what a sweet couple. Thank you so much, Tina for
the feel goods And if you have a story that
deserves to be featured, email me Sam at Elvistrand dot com,
subject line feel goods. Thank you Sam. All Right, My
funniest moment from jingle Ball last night yea our time
with Louis Capaldi. Oh, he talked about his hamdrhoids. He

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just talking My hamrhoids are great and feeling good. He's
so funny him. I love him. He's just awesome and
his performance is great too. All right, If you want
to relive at all, simply go to iHeartRadio dot com.
All the pictures and a lot of video there if
you want to watch some some of the performances from
last night. And I do believe it's going to be

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on the CW Monday night. Is it not? Am I crazy?
Is it? Oh? Good? Okay? If you're watching CWT, the
Big the Big Bad Network on Monday night, nine o'clock
East Coast time, you can watch I Art Radio's jingle Ball,
presented by Capital One. Danielle, what do you have coming up? Oh?
I can't believe how much some people are making on cameo.
It's insane, scary how much you make it on cameo?

(21:05):
These things? It's not scary. Yeah. Wait, you see whether
all these other washed up people have been making there
making a lot. Here's the thing. They're they're washed up
and you're not. They should usually be making more money
than them. It should be or we should just we
should expedite you being washed up. Then you get money

(21:26):
on the cameo. Which one do you want to do?
You choose? You think about the cameo. Okay, let's take
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in the Morning show. So yeah, the new toilet arrived yesterday.
I'm so excited. It came in three parts. It's like
a really heavy box and then a less heavy box,

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and then a very less heavy box, and I figured
out the big heavy box is like the thing you
sit on, like the master master part of it. The
next one was the tank that goes above it, and
the lightness box is the toilet seat. And it made me.
It reminded me of a conversation we had a long
time ago. A lot of our listeners at work in
construction talk about how when we're plumbing, actually when they

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install a toilet in a new house whatever, they like
to be the first to use it, to take the
toilets virginity. There is such a thing as toilet virginity.
So I did some searching around last night during jingle ball, okay,
and there was actually a lady who was having toilets
installed in her house, and she put a note on

(23:38):
the walls in the bathrooms telling the plumbers the toilets
in my house are not rightfully yours to use. We
were paying for an outdoor toilet for to use. Do
not take the virginity of our toilets. It sounds like
a father, you know, talking to the guy who's taking
his daughter out on a date. You know, yeah, stop

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one outside for you, telling you this one, oh man,
So do not take the virginity of our toilet seats.
So as soon as this one's installed, even though it's
going to be in the guest bathroom, I am going
to make sure I'm the very first to take its virginity,
the only one to take its virginity. Yes, probably, you're
exactly right. This is a thing. So and not the
house I live in now, but the house we lived

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in before. We redid two of the bathrooms and we
put brand new toilets in, and I made it very
clear to everybody who lived in the house that I
was going to be the first one to use the toilets.
You could do like, you know, the first thing. I
was going to test them out, and I did. God, yeah,
you know what you're you're redoing your house straight. Nay,

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this is something you should plan ahead for. Yeah, we're
actually having three new toilets. Put it right. I can
have like a toilet orgy if I wanted. But the
question I have, and the issue I have, is maybe
they do that for a reason. What if there's a
problem when they go to flush, and because you're the
one elvis taking the toilet's virginity, then it overflows, whereas

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if it had been the plumber to do it. Well.
I think you're overthinking it here. I don't want to
get graphic because we have a new rule in the
show now to talk about pooh. Okay, yeah, I think
you can flush the toilet all you want, you can,
uh whatever, But sitting on that seat and doing a
bodily function, that's my job. If you want to test

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it with like some you know, Welch's grape jelly you
spoon in the air or something, I'm saying, oh, thanks, exactly,
it has to be a consistency that you need to test. Well, okay,
what else would you use? No, I don't want to
get into this because it's gonna get exactly okay without
getting lewed. All you have to do is give me

(25:44):
the name of the product that would be a good
tester for the toilet. I say, like, you're gonna have
to sacrifice a jar of jam. I think nutella. Okay.
I was thinking like many francs, many francs, like Vienna sausages. Yeah, yeah, yeah, alright,
I think we went no, No, golf balls cannot be

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broken down. All right, Okay, We're gonna stop this conversation
right now because I know exactly where you guys are
gonna take it, and we're not going there. Why don't
you guess what? You have the entire show to yourself
all day to day. If you take it any further,
I would love the day off. Oh no, clean, I'll
be I'll be the housewife I've always wanted to be. Today,

(26:34):
ye turn your hey. So, Time Magazine they have announced
their persons of the Year on an NBC special last night.
Because I know you're watching the iHeartRadio jingle Ball presented
by Capital One. Time Magazine shows Joe Biden and Kamala
Harris as persons of the Year. Donald Trump was one

(26:55):
of the four finalists. Uh, let's see, but they you know,
they recognize a lot of people poll. Did you know
the very first Time magazine Person of the Year was
Fdr Franklin Delano Roosevelt in nineteen thirty two. Other finalists
included and this was here's who I wanted to see
on the cover of Time, frontline healthcare workers as our

(27:18):
persons of the Year, and doctor Anthony Fauci, who have
been leading America through the COVID nineteen fight to see
all frontline workers might have won the reader's poll yeah, yeah,
and there was they did. Uh they Yeah, they have
all these different levels and things. I loved the fact
that they were acknowledged healthcare workers, postal workers, sanitation workers,

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transportation workers, many others. And finally the movement for Racial Justice,
which is still ongoing. Of course. Uh also bts as
an Entertainer of the Year. Yeah, what a global reach.
You know, that was very interesting, Daniel. I'm not taking
some of your stories, don't know. I don't you know what.
I thought that like we were going to cover that

(28:03):
more as news, and so I did not. I don't
have that in my report. Right, let's get into your
your As we get into your report, let's go talk
to Joe. You get the music going. Joe is a plumber. Joe,
isn't true that you're taking people's toilet seats virginity all
the time. I almost always, um, take the toilets virginity
and um. When I was a helper many years ago, um,

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my my superior would actually he actually taught me about
the toilets virginity, and me being the helper, I would
install the toilet and he would stand there and he
would kind of direct me um. And then as soon
as I was done, and as soon as the water

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filled up, he grabbed me by the shoulder and pulled
me out, and he said, I'm going to be the
one to christen it. Oh god, oh wow. It's like, okay,
it was sort of like a ritual, like a turn
it is it very much was? It sounds like a
weird porn as well. It's so strange. It's like, all right,

(29:10):
young Joe, please step aside. It's now time for me
this toilet. I feel like you're giving us plumbers wait
so much credit. He was much more redneck than that. Okay,
well it's okay. I think he should just as redneck
as he might have been. He should break into a
British accent. Yeah, okay, young Joe, please step aside and

(29:34):
allow me entrance to the toilet to take its virginity. Yes,
all right, Well how many toilets of virginity? How give
me a number? How you would you phrase this question?
How many toilets did you take the virginity from? Virginized?
I can't easily say triple digits? Who goodness, this is crazy? Yeah,

(30:01):
a toilet horr? I know the thing is is you
know something tells me Joe that this has been like,
you know, just as magicians have secrets, they don't want
you to know their tricks. Something tells me this is
a plumber secrets that they don't want you to tell.
Maybe you should walk your doors and hide this weekend.
They're coming to look for you. Well, good thing. They

(30:22):
just know me as Joe. Yeah, I'm sure there's a
couple of plumbers named Joe out there. Listen, Joe, thank you.
How many Joe the plumbers are out there? Oh yeah,
it's like Tony's who run pizzerias. I mean it's the
same thing. All right, Thank you, Joe, Thank you for
your help. I think you're my favorite caller so far today.

(30:43):
Have a great day, Okay, Joe, thank you so much. Wow,
so much to learn. This is a learning you know
what they should let us teach a master class all
the ways of the world. Listen, Drew, Really you keep
giving me calls Nate, Nate, hold down. I'm sorry. Well
I know, but let's go talk to Drew because I
don't want to be rude. Hello, Drew, how many morning Elvis?

(31:08):
Hey Drew, So Drew, uh is it true that when
you you and your buddies installed toilets, you actually fight
to see who's gonna christen the toilet. You actually lay
it out. So basically we all just kind of argue
whether some of us are in the house and we're
doing the ceiling in the front room, and someone's getting
the bathroom ready, and we've been outside using like you know,
a porta potty that's been ordered. You know, everybody's looking,

(31:29):
you know, we're watching the toilet come in, go up
the steps, and as soon as it, you know, as
soon as you hear you can hear the guy you know,
popping the caps on, getting the toilet steep flapped on,
and it's kind of like a race, like a free
for all. Who's gonna get in there, who's gonna put
the other guy? It's you know, it's it's like, you know,
it's like a cow walking through a creek filled with Piranha. Wow, No,

(31:54):
exactly exactly. You know, you know, we've we've thrown each
other out of the bathroom to see who's gonna do
it first. Some guys will just drop their pants and
run right to it. You know, this video of that,
see this is a thank thanks for having me on, guys.
I appreciate it. Thank you appreciate morning. You guys are great.

(32:15):
I don't want to burn up anymore your time, have
a great morning. Well, the time you burned up was
fabulously entertaining. Thank you, Drew. I didn't know this was
the thing. This is crazy, I know, I know we're
learning so much today. This is the best show I know.
That'll put a new toilet in my house just so
I can watch this. Right. Do you see a bunch
of construction workers with their pants around their ankles and

(32:36):
battling toward the toilet, running like like penguins? Yeah? Straight name?
Did you see that Texas came through? Which one? The
one about Gracie Mansion? So one. Gracie Mansion, of course,
is the Mayor's mansion here in New York City. This
person says they took the Mayor's master bathroom for genity.
You don't call it. I'm impress there listening to a show.

(32:57):
All right, we gotta go, Daniel, here we go. What
do you have? All right? So last night was the
iHeartRadio jingle Ball. A lot of cool things went down.
Dojikat she We learned that she likes waffles better than pancakes.
She on Mendez had fantastic hair, he looked great, and
he told us that for the holidays he's going to
spend quality time at home with Camilla Gabayo, his puppy,
and his parents. Let's see Billie Eilish. She performed, and

(33:20):
she revealed that she loves baking and decorating Christmas cookies
and gingerbread houses. And of course Harry Style standing in
front of a sunny airstream singing looking fantastic. And here's
a little bit of what he sounded like last night.

(33:41):
So good. I love it. I don't know exactly what
it means to swim, but I think I'm swimming every day.
So great. The Kardashians signed a deal with Hulu, which
means they're not going away anytime soon. It will be
new global content that will be debut in late twenty
twenty one at midnight. You guys know, Taylor Swept dropped

(34:03):
a new album. Evermore, it is actually the sister album
to Folklore, which she dropped less than five months ago.
So I know. A lot of stations are playing different
songs during the day today, like we are, um so scary.
How much do you make on cameo it's fifty dollars
per per Cameo. Okay, when they brings the price and

(34:24):
you make a video for people, right, Yeah, so Scary
says it's fifty dollars per Cameo asked him how much
money he's made. He said forty two dollars. Okay. So anyway, Um,
the guy who played Kevin in the Office, he will
see about a million dollars this year in cameo video money. Yep.

(34:45):
And Laron Thomas, who was the soup Nazi on Seinfeld,
he's seeing six figures right now. So yeah, they are
making bank. It's I have said, it's a great gift.
Like if there's somebody on there, I've gotten people from
ninety day fiance. I think one of my friends disordered
William hung for someone else. Like, it's just kind of
fun to open that up and see these little things.

(35:05):
If it's someone you really love, you know, you know,
a D list or whatever, or someone hasn't been around
in a while, why not. I'm not gonna lie. I
had John Taffer from Bar Rescue tell my friend to
shut it down because he owned a bar. Oh geez,
all right, well, it's always sunny in Philadelphia. Has been
renewed for four more seasons. That the eighteen seasons total

(35:26):
the longest running sitcom in television history. Congratulations to them.
And tonight the Christmas Carol or Challenge. It's the season
premiere there. It's kind of yourself, you know what it's about.
Football gives you the Steelers and the Bills and some
other football over the weekend. Ninety day Fiance and the
prom is on Netflix now so you can watch that.
It was on Broadway. We love it Now it's on Netflix. Yeah,

(35:47):
with Meryl Streep and everything. So that's hysical. I will
be watching that. Thank you. All right, let's take a break.
It's Friday. We'll be back after this. More from the
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great things from something and you experience it and you're like,
oh almost, yeah, it's good. So I drove through Panera

(36:58):
Bread yesterday like you told me to do, Gandhi, and
I got the flat bread pizza Hu and I had
a bite on the way home and it was okay, okay.
But I did to this flat bread pizza from Panaro
Panaro what I do to most pizzas. I crisped it
in the oven on a nice hot sheet and it

(37:20):
was great. It just needed it needed my little it
needed Daddy's little tweak. Oh I bet. And now it
makes me want to go try it because I haven't
tried the new version of their flatbreads. I only tried
the ones they had like years ago, and I thought
they were amazing. So now I have to go back
try it. I had him the other day. I thought
they were good. We had what we had. There's three
different ones. We had one each, yea. But Sheldon, Sheldon

(37:42):
was like you, Elvis. He was like, crisp it up.
You know what, you can do your own thing to it.
Another thing with me. It's just like, okay, I've been
watching The Flight Attendant okay with Katie Quoco, and it's
been pretty good. Last night I caught up, and I
don't want to give too much a way, but there's
this thing she does where she kind of has this

(38:03):
in her head dialogue with another character and stuff. It
got to be too much last night and I was like,
I don't even know if I can finish the series. Now. Wow,
I got through it. I got through it and it
got a little better. But so it's like, what do
you do. Do you give up on it or do
you give it more of a chance. Yeah, Nate, Well
you and I have very similar TV tastes, and I

(38:24):
thought the same exact thing. I'm watching it and I
just I turned to Heather and I said, I can't
do this anymore, Like this is too much. It just
too much. But I agree with you. I'm at the
point where I just need to finish it though, I
need to know what happened. Yeah, I've got a power through,
as painful as it is power through. I watched that
episode four of Middle what's the name of Middle Lane? Middle? Oh?

(38:47):
Murder at Middle Beach on Middle Beach, the final episode. Fantastic.
Oh I still haven't watched it. You'll love it. I'm excited.
Is that's the final episode? There's only four? Yeah? Oh wow? Yeah, yeah,
But I get the feeling there's more on the way
for some reason, I don't know. Okay, well, there needs
to be more on the way because we have unanswered questions. Also,

(39:08):
you know what I did last night. You know, every
once in a while, you want to give yourself a
luxurious treat, but you don't want to spend a lot
of money for it. I enjoyed a box of toaster
strudal last night. Oh yeah, good for you. Love toasted strudle.
You know what, even when I was a kid, I
always thought it was like such a really, really expensive treat.

(39:31):
I assumed it was because you toast the strudal thing, right,
and then you get that bag of that sweet goo
and just swirl it all over it and you can
try to write your name, but there's never enough to
write your name if you have a big name. And
I feel like it's a luxurious treat that's cheap. Do
you agree with me? Yeah, I can totally see that.
Do you have any more of those like that? Oh? Yeah?
I mean I like, this is a weird one. I

(39:53):
love green olives with a little red thing in the middle,
and for some reason, they make me feel fancy when
I eat them, because I think maybe because like John
uncle Johnny will toss them into a martini and I'm like, oh,
condiment thing olive with a pimento in the middle. You're like, whoa,
someone actually spent the time to do this for me. Yeah, yeah, aluxury. Yeah,
like a fixing. Like if somebody's coming over and I

(40:13):
want to look fancy. Instead of putting out the saltine crackers,
I put out those water table crackers. Yeah, those look
rich and fancy. They're really not, but they look finus.
Cheddar cheese, a block of cheddar cheese, not like pre Yeah.
If it's like and I have to cut it on
my cheeseboard, I'm like, whoa, this is fancy. I'm making

(40:35):
a presentation. It's true. You know, in every Christmas season,
my mother would bring out on Christmas e if she
bring out the the what's the store and the mall
that has the sausage that lasts forever? Yeah yeah, and
she just sliced those little summer sausages and she would
put oh, she wouldn't put regular crackers out, she would
put those uh those oh club crackers. Yeah, we're like, whoa,

(40:58):
this must be Christmas because this is some fun. Seriously,
you treat yourself, that's right, yeah, scary. I feel fancy
whenever I buy anything that's individually portioned in a glass jar,
like glass jar apple juice, glass jar, chocolate milk or
chocolate pudding, you know, anything, because I'm like, oh my god,
this was much more expensive to manufacture because it's in

(41:20):
glass yet one portion and throw it away. It's like wasteful,
but you know it's fancy. Yeah, that's that's way too.
That's way above what we're talking about. That is a higher,
higher world, like coca cola in a glass bottle. That
makes me feel fancy. Yeah, I'm with you there. Oh yeah,
go on, anybody else do what I did, and like
take the toaster strudle pastry cream and eat it before

(41:42):
the stroodle even came out of the toaster. Yeah, okay,
I don't want to get graphic, but you would. It
was a tube of pastry cream or what's it called icing. Yeah,
you cut off the tip and then you put it
over your mouth and you're like, yeah, juice it like
a cow's utter into your mouth. I did. If anyone's
all you doing it, they would accuse you of being dirty.

(42:03):
You dirty girl. I used to eat all of them
before anyone would get into the different toaster stoodles, And
so when my family would come and they'd go to
get their stoodle, there'd be no no cream left because
I ate it all. Very telling, young lady. Sorry, where's
where's our pastry icing? Oh? Danielle used a spoon to

(42:25):
get every drop? Okay, I don't know. Are we on
the air? I thought we were just having any conversation.
We're not on the radio, are we? Oh? We are? Oh?
We are? Actually, this is content. This is what people
are listening for. I've never heard Nate so excited than
he wasn't bout hickory farms like that was. I loved
that you would walk in that store and they would

(42:46):
have those barrels. I mean, the store looks so unfinished, right,
because it was some it was meant to be like
a farm, and so you would walk in there and
the smell of smoked meat. Oh, I loved it. And
they would have the little sample with the tiny little
piece is all cut up. They would all, you know,
the tiny little pieces so that you wouldn't get too much.
I loved Hickory Farm. Another another U treat you can

(43:08):
have that makes you feel like you're you're like pampering
yourself is anything from Pepperidge Farm. Like Mulano cookies right right, Ganda,
you were talking about Milano cookies are the best, and
I think that they do a really good job with
kind of giving you a scarce amount of them because
they put like five cookies in the top tray and
then once you're done with it, you feel like you
shouldn't eat anymore. But then you remove the little foil
thing and you keep going. It's so great. Right. Also,

(43:30):
someone just in a text and they're saying, you know,
when you want to put some jam on your bread,
it's those little jars. The little jars, Yeah, they have
on airplanes and in hotels. Yeah, yeah, frog Skin and
Pepperidge Farm. I remember as a kid we had a
neighbor down the street. My mom always bought like the
cheap sugar cookies. But when we would go when I
would go to Greg Broughton's house, his mom had the

(43:51):
Pepperidge Farm sugar cookies. And I used to go home
and tell my mom they were rich because they had
those kinds, and we why did we have to get
the cheap kind? It had the real good sugar cookies.
My friends all had high head oreos and my mom
had high rocks. Oh yeah, anything like when you got
real ice cream off of the ice cream truck. That
was awesome because then you go home and it would

(44:12):
be like the Chucko bar in your actual fridge. Everyone,
I'm just waking up again. Are we really talking about
this on the radio. Oh, I'm so sorry. We've got
to move. We do have a one thousand dollar gravity
blankets free money phone tap on the way. It's our
last of the week, which makes me sad. Do we
have more free money phone taps next week? Straight name? Yes, sir,
we do. Who's that It's gonna be the long year?

(44:34):
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get into the three things we need to know from Gandhi.
Gandhi Hello, also likes gray Poopal. That makes him feel royal.
It's written fancy and they used to do the commercials

(44:54):
past the gray poop. They're riding around window in the
back of a a silver Shadow where those cars were like, oh,
you're how many proodpall? I'm sure I'm riding around in
the back of my roles for ricating mustard. I know
who does? All right, Gandhi, what's going on? The FDA

(45:16):
could authorize the Fiser Corona vaccine as soon as today. Yesterday,
an FDA panel recommended emergency use authorization for the vaccine.
Once it is authorized, it will be shipped to all
fifty states, and vaccinations could begin within days for healthcare
workers and nursing home residents. On Sunday, an advisory panel
for the CDC is scheduled to hold a meeting to
determine a final recommendation on who should get the vaccine.

(45:39):
First four battleground states President elect Joe Biden one are
firing back at states that want the Supreme Court to
throw out their results. Georgia, Michigan, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania are
all urging the High Court to throw out the lawsuit
filed by Texas President Trump. Texas and close to twenty
other states want the Court to undo Biden's victory. The states,
in their response yesterday, said the case has no factual

(46:00):
or legal grounds and offers only bogus claims. The Electoral
College is expected to meet on Monday to formally elect
Biden the nation's forty sixth president. And finally, this might
be the greatest food news of my whole life. Maybe
you guys will feel the same way. Oreo is coming
out with a new Brookie flavor next month. If you
don't know, that's a brownie and a cookie put together,

(46:24):
shut up. It'll have three types of cream inside. You
could get it with original flavor, brownie or cookie dough,
and they're only going to keep them as long as
supplies last. So, dear God, if there's an Oreo person,
please send us those. Yes, we won't do that. That's
are your three things? One am I reading here? Major news.

(46:46):
They just said live on Good Morning America, the USFDA
will grant the emergency use authorization to the Fiser vaccine.
We're moving forward, a very nice light at the end
of the very long dark tunnel. Thank God. All right,
let's take a break. Your thousand dollars free money phone
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Daniell Dan, Here we go, Duran, Elvis durand phone tap.

(48:56):
You know, as we get into the phone tap, Daniel,
I don't like this coll oncept of the elf on
the shelf. It's a brilliant concept and Santa is all
behind it, so it's awesome, creepy, it's just kind of
evil life. No, it's an elf that Santa sends you
from the North Pole and he's with you for the
holiday season. He watches you every night. He goes back
to Santa and lets Santa know whether you've been a

(49:17):
good or a bad little boy or girl? Now does
he like cameras in his eyes? He's he's magic. Is
it that same thing we used to keep an eye
on the nanny? No, he's different. He's from Santa. All right. Well,
what's what's his phone tap all about? Okay, So Mitch
and Robert are brothers, and um, Mitch has a son.
His name is James, and James has an elf on
the shelf. Well, Robert kicked the elf on the shelf.

(49:38):
You're not supposed to touch the elf on the shelf
because his magic disappears. So when the little boy went
back to school. We had some issues. He was very upset. So, Um,
I am posing as Mitch's girlfriend, Lindsay telling um Robert
how upset I am that you messed with his kids
out on the shelf. Let's listen in today's phone tap
from Danielle. Here we go. Hello, I am looking for Robert.

(50:00):
Please speaking Hi Rob. This is Lindsay, m Mitch's girlfriend. Okay, Um,
I wanted to ask you a question. What's up? The
other day when you were over Mitch's house. He told
me how you took the elf on the shelf and
how you kicked it across the room and you were
making such a big deal that you were touching the elf,
and I wanted to talk to you about it because

(50:22):
James is really upset. Yeah, I know, Mitch he told
me about it. Why are you calling me? How did
you get my number? I'm calling you because he's six
years old and he believes in that elf so much
and it's so important to him, and now he thinks
he's not getting any presents from Santa because Uncle Rob
touched the elf and it's now lost all its magic.

(50:42):
Okay again, how did you get my number? Well? Mitch
was at work. I went through his Apple contacts, so
he doesn't even know you're calling, no, because I don't
want him to be upset, but I want you to
know how serious the situation is. James went to school
crying this is well, I'm upset. I'm upset. Now you
should you should calling me? Well, you should be upset now.
James thinks he's not getting any presents and his elf

(51:03):
doesn't have any magic. Elf on the shelf is very
important things to children, and who are you to them
to even have the ball to call me about this? Well?
You know what, It shows that I really care about
the kid. And obviously his uncle Robu kicks the elf
across the room doesn't give twas about him? Now does
he think? Do you think you care about him more
than I can? Oh? Yes I do. I would never
do that. I know the importance of the elf on
a shelf to a child, and you don't just take

(51:25):
the elf and kick him across the room like a football.
But my brother dats a lot of girls. Help can
be gone in a few weeks, all right, And who
are you to say you make his decisions for him?
You can't even you don't even know how to treat
a child and what's important to a child. Well, I
look after my brother, and when that's crazy bitches in
his life, I'm gonna say something. You know, you have
no idea what he's going through now with James trying
to convince him that he's still gonna get presents from

(51:47):
Santa when he's convinced no, because Uncle Rob touched his Elfy,
it's not a toy. It's an elf that Santa sends
from the North Pole. Two of the children of the world.
Lady Weird, my name is Lindsay, not Lady Lindsey. I'm
gonna say, you know, I'm gonna tell my brother that
you called I don't care, and he'll be and you
know what, I bet you he'll say, Wow, you know

(52:08):
what she really cares about James. What a great woman.
I definitely want to marry her one day. Actually, he's
gonna know that. You're crazy bitch that looks through his phone.
But you're not taking it serious enough. So I'm making
it my business. Are you taking it too seriously? That's
your problem? How many kids have you stolen Christmas from? Oh?

(52:31):
He thinks I'm sicho. Let's wait till he called you
and then we'll call him back. Okay, I love it.
It's perfect. I love it. Okay, Hello, hey I missed
your carl. Dude, I met your new girlfriend. What if
she just called me out of nowhere? Did you ask
her to call me? No? I think I think so.

(52:53):
This girl nuts. She's nuts about the ELpH on the
shelf and about James and how he was sad said
or whatever. Are you serious? She's telling me that I
ruined Christmas, that he's upset that I'm not protective. It's
like she's like, she says, mother, she's crazy. She's gotta
upset immediately, just yelling at me like she's she has

(53:14):
anything to do. You've been dating this girl for like
three months. Can you get her under control? Can you
leave her with this? Is? Look? I'm looking out for you, bro.
So I mean, like, what exactly did she say to you?
She's just saying that I'm a uncle, just all this
crazy nonsense about I'm like, I'm ruining Christmas for James.
I'd love that kid that was playing jokes. I wouldn't

(53:36):
have kicked the elf across the room. I think that
it's gonna make him that upset. It's a toy. I
didn't think get rid of that thing, if it's that
big a deal. I never met this girl. Look like,
I can't imagine that she would yell at you. I
mean sure, like she just you know what she yelled
at She yelled at me, okay, and I don't need
this bullet. Look, you know, you know she stayed over
last night and he was crying in the middle of

(53:56):
the night. So you know, I guess, I guess that's
why he still crying about thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like
three nights ago, I didn't even do. I didn't even
realize kids have memories that long. Like, if you want
me to buy him something, I'll buy him something I
don't care, like a boy, a new video game, or
whatever it is that'll take to shut him up and

(54:17):
stop crying. Whatever. Jane lights up when she walks into
the room. Man, so it's you know, whatever she's she's
trying to be his mother. That's you to be careful.
I'm just looking up for you. But if you don't
see this as a major red flag, you out of
your mind. Dude. I've broken up with girls who just
use my toothbrush. This is absurd. Hey, Mitch, did you

(54:38):
tell him? Yeah, I'm trying to talk to him about it.
Are you serious? Is she there with you? Hello, Mitch,
are you kidding me? This is Dan, yelled a narrow
from Elvis Durrand in the Morning Show. You got phone tapped. Um, believable,
Jesus Christ, Oh my god, unbelievable. Thank you Danielle for

(55:01):
a mighty fine phone tap. Yeah, welcome. It was worth
a thousand dollars as go. Talk to Jamie on Line eleven,
calling in from Syracuse. Oh, hey, big Orange, how you doing? Hello?
Oh my god, to keep going? You this you just
won one thousand dollars Jamie, good going. Oh my god,
this is amazing. You guys are amazing. This makes this

(55:23):
makes the year for me. It's been a crazy year.
You guys. This is unbelievable, and I just want to
thank you for all you do for us every day.
Thank you, Jamie. What do you do every day? What
are you up to every day? What are you doing today?
I do mortgagees, so I've been working. We've been very
very busy with mortgage race UM and my husband's plice officer.
So it's been crazy. You know, it's been a safty year.

(55:47):
But we've been very, very lucky. We're very fortunate. We've
been both working, so we're so lucky. Jamie. Crazy, but
it has been a crazy year, and we all have
a different perspective in a different level of craziness, and
it will continue for a little bit longer, but we
do see light at the end the tunnel. We're gonna
send you a thousand dollars, Jamie, for you and your husband,
and would spend it anywhere. It's all thanks to our

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Thank you for listening to us. We'll see you next week. Okay,

(56:28):
thank you, thanks so much. You guys have a great holiday.
We will, thanks to you. I love you her, Thank you.
I know she's great. Ow came. You can't be happier
like that, Danielle. At what you're ready to go? You
have something to tell us. Sure, Scary, will you please
put my Harry Styles in again? Oh god, he was
so so great last night. Ridiculous. All right, before you

(56:53):
hear him. Let's talk about the sway House. Hey, Scary,
you don't have to worry. The sway House on TikTok
is not done. There's a lot of jama. We know
there's a lot of drama going around, but Josh Richards said, uh,
definitely not dead. So we are all good there. I
know you know you couldn't sleep. Kelly Clarkson is bringing
her soon to be ex husband Brandon to court. She

(57:14):
has filed legal documents with the California Labor Commission claiming
that he defrauded her out of millions while acting as
her personal manager. Meanwhile, she's actually being sued by his
company for over one million dollars. So there's a lot
of craziness is going on now. A lot of craziness
is going on over there. Let's see. I told you

(57:34):
guys about the Kardashians coming to Hulu, right, They're going
to be around for a while now. Some people are
like what, but they are so deal with it. At
Disney made a bunch of big announces this is huge
yesterday's Disney Investor Day event. There are twenty Marvel and
Star Wars series coming, along with fifteen Disney Pisar series

(57:56):
and fifteen Disney picks Oar movies. Hayden Christians And will
return as Darth Vader for the new Obi Wan Kenobe series.
Black Panther will not recast the late Chadwick Boseman's character
for the twenty twenty two sequel. There is a third
ant Man film in the works, and there is also
a new Fantastic Four movie on the way, so a
lot of exciting news there. Tiffany Hatish was asked to

(58:17):
host the Grammys the pre telecast premiere ceremony, and the
Recording Academy wanted her to host it for free. It
was a three hour live streamed event. They didn't even
want to pay for her hair, her makeup, or her wardrobe.
So she said no, And she said it was a
disrespectful offer. I mean, really, come on, at least throw

(58:37):
her hair and makeup, and I mean it so come on,
so ridiculous. Instagram just launched a new shopping feature for reels.
This is pretty cool because now businesses and creators can
tag their products and so you can shop and you
can buy things like the makeup, the skincare lines, all
the stuff that you look at. Scary little ears pop up.
It's like, oh, I like I like this. The Christmas

(59:01):
Caroller Challenges on tonight the season premiere. There Football gives
you over the weekend. For us. In my house, it's
all about the Steelers because my family's obsessed. Ninety Days
Beyonce and if you want, we saw it on Broadway
and we loved it. The Prom with Meryl Streep now
on Netflix and that's my Danielle report. Hey, um, there's
this Guy's name is Jordan Peterson. He's a writer, he's great.

(59:22):
He has the Jordan Peterson's twelve Rules for Life. Everyone
you'll ever meet know something you don't. It's one of
my favorites on there. I love that everyone you meet
knows something that you don't know. So I guess the
the clue there is you got to find out what
they know so you can know something you want to hear.
What's on this list? Yes, please, Jordan Peterson's twelve Rules

(59:46):
for Life. I'll give you all of them. Number one
stand up straight with your shoulders back face a bad
See everyone listening is doing it well. If you face
a bad day with a good attitude, it can still
be a meaningful one. Posture holds power while you can
overdo the fake it till you make it of how
you carry yourself. Making an effort to not collapse in

(01:00:06):
the face of adversity, both mentally and physically, is overpowered.
It'll it's empowering. Show up, stands straight, smile, conquer your attitude,
to conquer your day. All right, let's shot away and
then just change my entire outlook on the day when
I sat up, did you it really does? I actually
feel better and healthier and more confident when I do
stand up straight with the shoulders back. Yeah, hey, Nate,
stop slouching. What okay? Yeah, Foggy, what do you think.

(01:00:31):
I've thought about getting one of those devices. I've seen
them online because I know that I do tend to
kind of slatch a little bit of my shoulders of
kind of cave in. I've seen those devices where you
put like the band around you and it keeps a
contact on your back and you have to sit up
straight and keep your shoulders. You know, that's good fraud.
We have them in this house because we yes, we
have soccer players in this house, so it helps them

(01:00:52):
when they're back arts. And I'd tell you, you know,
I have bad back problems. It makes my back feel
so much better when I wear that thing around the house.
There's another two. I think, Okay, you could do that,
and that's great. They do work. But the whole point
of this is you need to consciously do it, because
it's if you just have a contraption doing it to you.
It doesn't change your attitude. It just makes you set
up straight, and that's good. Yeah, but you need to

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consciously go, wait a minute, I'm just watching and then
you think about it. That's that's the whole point here.
Number two. Number two, treat yourself like someone you are
responsible for helping. Ah, that's a good one. What would
my friends tell me to do if you're in a rut? Like,
what would my friends tell me to do? Right now?
Get out of your space and look into other people
in their perspective of you and what you're going through.

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Number three, make friends with people who want the best
for you. That's so important. Yeah, yeah, we always talk
about how you got to surround yourself with people who
are cool. Number four, compare yourself to who you were yesterday,
not to who someone else is today. Like, what did
I do yesterday? Am I doing it a little better today? Wow?
This is a tough list. And it's okay to change

(01:01:57):
your mind about things if you get new information and
it makes you think differently about something. You're allowed to
be a different person than you used to be. And
you shouldn't let people make you feel bad about that. No,
never let anyone make you feel anything. I think, even
unless it's good, then we'll allow that. Number five. Do
not let your kids do anything that makes them makes
you dislike them. Daniel, let me read this again. You're

(01:02:20):
you would know, and Froggy, you're a parent. Do not
let your children do anything that makes you dislike them. Yeah, yeah,
because that means if they do it in public, other
people will dislike them. Exactly at the house, if they're
doing something that makes you hate them, don't let them
do that because you're gonna have the number six, set
your house in perfect order before you criticize the world.

(01:02:41):
And now I have used this phrase all the time
when when someone would criticize me about how I do something,
I always looked them in the eye and say, you know,
as soon as you have your stuff in order, then
you can come work online. Right. I won't name names.
Nobody has their house in order. If there's anyone who
has their house perfectly in order their lives, please, nobody does.

(01:03:02):
If you have someone in your life that's always complaining
about how you do things, about how other people are
just the worst, look at them and go, hey, you
get your stuff in order, then we'll let you run.
Everyone else's life done. Pursue what is meaningful, not what
is expedient. This reminds me of Valdemart in Harry Potter
and the Goblet of Fire. Dumbledore actually tells Harry soon

(01:03:24):
we must all face the choice between what is right
and what is easy. Do what is right. It may
not be easy to do. Number eight. Tell the truth,
or at least don't lie. Number nine. Assume that the
person you're listening to might know something you don't. Let's
go back to that. Yeah, I think that's the most
important one. I remember seeing that quote once and it
just knocked me off my feet because I hadn't thought

(01:03:46):
about that before. But it's true. Every single person you
ever meet is going to know something you don't, and
it's worth a conversation and it's worth finding out what
that thing is. Yeah, there's something in there. There's an
interview you can do with everyone. Number ten, This is
a tricky one. Be precise in your speech, and for instance,
you want to be clear with what you want. Don't

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say I want to be rich. That's a dream. I
want to own a house on the beach in ten years.
That's a plan. I mean you, there's a difference between
just speaking in general terms and then being very specific.
What is it you want in your relationship with someone?
I wish you'd stop being mean to me. Well, that's
one way of putting it, but that's not teaching anyone
anything about how you feel. There needs to be a conversation. Oh,

(01:04:31):
here's a good one. Do not bother kids when they're
skateboarding because they'll fall on their faces. When I was
a kid, me and my friends used to race down
along hill with our scooters. One time we skidded on
a wet foliage and we felled. We got up, we
walked for a bit, and we got back on our scooters.
Failure is an essential part of life, and if we
don't have room to experience failure on our own, then

(01:04:52):
we'll be ill equipped to handle it later when it
really matters. Yes Nell love this one. Gandhi Pett a
cat when you see one on the street. Okay, you
could be allergic, you could hate cash, whatever. The whole
point of this is small moments are what life is
made of, and in the end of it, all these

(01:05:13):
moments are what we'll remember. Little things. Be aware walking
down a street. We're walking down the street and seeing
what's around you. So okay, if you want to do
a search on this, we gotta take a break. The
guy who wrote this is Jordan Peterson. Just do a
Google on him and go from there. That's all I'm
gonna give you. Gotta take a break. We're back after this.
This is Elvistran in the Morning Show. Tis the season

(01:05:37):
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please welcome he us trail. Let's hear it? Oh my god, guy, good,

(01:06:08):
no idea, my voice was that annoying hound. You guys
like the morning show. Well, I don't know if you've
heard about one of our podcast on the Elvis rand
Morning Show podcast channels. Uh, it's called Brooklyn Boys. The
Brooklyn Boys Podcast. People are discovering it every day, so

(01:06:31):
there is technically static. Statistically speaking, you most likely have
never heard of it. A lot of you have. I
want you to give it a try. And it's with
Brody and Scary. Scary and Brody who worked with our show.
They're both from Brooklyn, and it's really them just kind
of bitching and moaning about life. And then it's kind
of fine, and then sometimes it's like, really it's mostly

(01:06:53):
Brody bitching. Yeah, By on the phone kind of likes
to kind of bitch and moan. Yeah, Scary the color
and then and then call out Scary for being a
little slow on some things. You know, it's it's really it.
I don't know, we're not doing it justice. Hi, Brody, Hi, Elvis.
Bitching and moaning? Is that two of the headlines from

(01:07:14):
Brooklyn Boys podcast? Yeah, well they decided because they are
doing really well in the world of iHeartRadio podcast. I mean,
they're in the top ten and they're doing so well.
A lot of people are listening. A lot of people
have never heard of them, so let's talk about them. Um.
They also have merchandise, and I'm wearing my Brooklyn Boys

(01:07:36):
podcast hoodie. I love it. Yeah, that's the property of
one which which, by the way, it says property of
You ain't getting it back. So what kind of legal
contract we have just because it's his property of it's yeah,
yeah right, Um, But anyway, Brodie's mad being a little
frugal and entrepreneurial that Scary's is giving away their merchandise.

(01:07:58):
Scary just sent me this. He also let me the
ugly Christmas sweater Brooklyn Boys ugly Christmas sweater sweatshirt. Yeah,
but I got it. I'm wearing my hoodie today. I'm
loving it. Brodie. It feels good. It feels good because
it was free. Yeah mine. But yeah, wait a minute, okay,

(01:08:21):
see Elvis. Elvis can get it for free, because not
only is he doing a great job promoting the podcast,
but he actually posted the pictures last night, which was
really above and beyond very That was very kind. Yeah,
very nice. My issue is scary, is it? He gives
them out to everyone he meets a couple of weeks ago.
He says, oh, yeah, so and so from the radio

(01:08:41):
station down the hall wanted his shirt, because I'm not
giving that guy one. I don't even know him. Then
a week later he goes, oh, I gave the guy
two shirts and a mask. I thought that, Ah, he's
nice and something. Brody doesn't know that. I'm just gonna
tell him right here, because he's gonna love this. They
sent us a case of Brooklyn by Boys hand sanitizer
wipes with that. I got the great case. Yeah, I

(01:09:05):
sent to Elvis one of them if we have one
here at the studio. But I gotta tell you, I'm sorry, Brodie.
That's all that's left because last night I hosted the
iHeartRadio Jingle Bowl watch party, and I said, why don't
why don't I have them just put them on all
the tables. That's great promotion last night. You're the that's
a great idea. Did you save any one? No, no, no,

(01:09:26):
he just said, no. Sary. He's the pt Barnum of
the Brooklyn Boys podcast. He is all right. Well that said,
we're all wearing our our Brooklyn Boys podcast where today
a lot of us are. I just want you to
know that, Brodie, thank you well. I appreciate that. If
you guys can wear them again on Monday when we
do a fifteen minute morning show on camera, that would all.
That would be great. I don't okay, this is a

(01:09:48):
lot of This is a lot of promotion for a
little bit of money for these shirts. To be honest. Yeah,
and I gotta be honest. This isn't the one I
asked for. Scary, I wanted the other colors. So I'll
take you. You're going to send me the other one.
I'll say you the Navy one. I want one. I
would love I love Navy. I want one too, can one? Sorry,

(01:10:11):
I'll give you both. All right With that said, Brooklyn
Boys be a slice for life. Check it. Thank you
all right, Brody, love you You're the best. Please love
you guys. Thank you. All right. Listen, let's tease around
the room and then we'll play the secret sound. We
have a secret sound. If you know us, then you'll

(01:10:31):
know who's making the sound you're about to hear. First
of all, what is on your mind today, give us
the headline, Froggy Danielle ruins everything. Danielle, what's your headline today?
He saved her? Okay, gandhi, our listeners have ticked me off. Okay,

(01:10:52):
only a couple scary. It's beginning to look a lot
like a Chris Miss. Okay, you Sam, we broke my
dog already? Oh no, what we broke my dog already?
You broke your dog? A minute? What that means? In
a minute? What about you, straight Nate? Oh? Do you
suffer from analysis paralysis? Find right out. We'll find out

(01:11:14):
what all of that means. You coming up in a minute.
And now it's time to guess that secret sound. Now,
if you're new to the show, welcome. We're glad you're
listening to us. But as you get to know us,
you'll learn all the little quirks, you'll learn all the
things that makes us tick, and you'll be able to

(01:11:37):
guess today's secret sound. So here's the secret sound. Who
is doing this and why? M hmm? All right? If
you know the show, you know who made that secret sound?

(01:12:02):
Call me now one eight hundred two two zero one
hundred for example. For instance, so far my secret sound
was me strangling the microphone when a caller was going
too far. I love that. And uh, there was another one,
oh Gandhi lighting up a joint. And then we had

(01:12:22):
Froggy getting inappropriate with his dogs. Yes, just making out
it wasn't inappropriate. Frog's dog was licking his face. It said,
He's all you heard was licking sounds. But you know,
Froggy is dogs. But if you know this person and
why they made that secret sound, you could win now.
One eight hundred two four two zero one hundred. All right,
let's get into the round the room. I want explanations.
I want you to tell me what you're talking about. Froggy.

(01:12:43):
What was your headline? Danielle ruins everything? Okay, what is
your ruin now? So I've been trying to find these
hot chocolate bombs, these like chocolate shells with marshmallows and
hot chocolate powder inside of it. I couldn't find any anywhere.
There were priced on Amazon. Daniell's like, hey, I've got
a friend that makes them. I said, okay, that's awesome.
Can you please send me three of them? I'll pay

(01:13:04):
you for them. I just I don't know how they ship.
Just do whatever you gotta do. Yesterday in the afternoon,
three o'clock in the afternoon, I get a text from Danielle.
It's got me and my wife on the text. And
what does it say. It says, quote, Hey, there, I
got your hot chocolate bombs. I'm going to send them
out tomorrow. I'll wrap them in bubble wrap and hope
they make it. Love you. She said it to me
and Lisa. It was Lisa's Christmas gift. Here's the deal.

(01:13:28):
Can I just say, in my defense, he never said
don't tell Lisa, and he knows I talked to Lisa
every day, so I don't understand why he wouldn't have said, Hey,
by the way, it's a surprise, don't tell Lisa. So
technically it's not my fault, it's his fault. Thank you.
Oh okay, I kind of think I agree with you

(01:13:49):
on that. If I tell you stop tell her how
she's supposed to know? Right? What do you know if
I talk to her every day, if you just cut
your information in a half, maybe you would save a
stoke stuff like that. Nope, okay, So Danielle, um, So
my mom. You know, my dad passed away a year
ago and it's been a very It's been a struggle,

(01:14:10):
especially for my mom, you know, living by herself and everything,
and she finally broke down and got herself a cat.
She got a black cat named Salem. She rescued him,
and she keeps telling us that he rescued her. It
is the most amazing thing to watch these two. He
loves her so much. He circles her, he follows her

(01:14:30):
around the house. He's always with her. He doesn't want
her to be away from him, and she is just
like every time I talk to her, you can hear
her glowing, and to hear my mom so happy and
to hear the love, it just makes my heart so happy.
And so I'm so happy that they found each other.
So it's just incredible what a pet can do for
somebody without Yeah, so I'm just it just makes me

(01:14:51):
happy that he saved her without measure. There's no way
to determine how fantastic a pet is. Oh yeah, I
love eat for Sam. We'll find out what that's all about, Gandhi,
What was your head? Rhine? Mine was? Our listeners have
ticked us off, ticked me off, actually, but it was
in a good it's in a good way kind of
so we always talk about what should we watch on TV,
and a lot of listeners have been telling me, oh

(01:15:12):
my god, you have to watch Yellowstone because it's amazing
and there are animals in it. So I was like, yes, animals,
let's go watch. They haven't been nice to one animal
in that show. Not one. It's all terrible stuff. But
the show is amazing. It's all about Yellowstone and you
know some of the stuff that goes on behind the
scenes and the politics, and it's a wonderful show. But
the animals stress me out. So I love our listeners,

(01:15:33):
but let me stray there. Yeah, the problem is it
is about animals. You know, there are a lot of
animals in the show, but I mean they blew up
a horse. I mean that's not loving. Spoiler are opening
scene ruined my whole day? I was like, sorry, what
is happening? Love animals? Let's watch this show exactly not scary.
What was your headline? It's beginning to look a lot

(01:15:55):
like a Chris miss Um. You know, my family and
I got together on Thanksgiving and we were saved by
the great weather. The only reason why we did it
because we were able to eat outside. That's not going
to be the case for Christmas. Chances are it's not
going to be sixty five degrees in Sonny on Christmas Day.
So now here we go again with the conversation where
it looks like we may be spending Christmas apart. So

(01:16:19):
it's it's been a difficult run. And my parents are
trying to get us to come over, and she's like,
I want to see my grandkids. So it's it's been
it's been a bit unnerving behind the scenes for me.
But I don't know what I'm gonna do. You know
what scary. It's interesting you bring this up because a
lot of people are listening are going through the same. Yeah,
exact thing you're doing is a virtual one. I'll alone

(01:16:40):
than to do a virtual Christmas. I made a list
of ways that you can conquer this. I'll get to
that later. I made a list of ways for you
to slowly let them know you're not coming over. Producer
Sam broke your dog. I did? I think we did? So.
William and I have not had Savannah for that long,

(01:17:00):
and she's a very active, aggressive dog. And she went
to a dog park and we saw a dog much
bigger than her hip check her and we didn't think
much of it until she started holding her back leg
up and walking around like a little pirate with a
peg leg. Back there, we took her to the vet.
Part of her knee is detached, detached, and the vet said,

(01:17:21):
at this level of activity, she just probably needs surgery.
That's like the only fix, because she won't she won't
give it a break. We come home and she doesn't
seem to know that her leg hurts, so she'll jump
around and pounce, so she's not letting it heel on
her own. So already I'm going to have to bring
my poor girl in to get surgery. And I'm so mad.
We went to that dog park because I thought we

(01:17:42):
should wait a little bit longer before she interacts with dogs. Now,
you know what it's like to be a pet owner,
and I'm assuming a parent of a kid. You're gonna
break him in half several times. It's just the way
it is. You'll be fine. Plus it gives you an
opportunity to get them used to go into the vet
and there are good things that are happening. Your dog
will be fine. Thank you for the optimism, Elvis. You're fine, finally,

(01:18:04):
straight night, what was your headline, Oh, do you suffer
from analysis paralysis and analysis paralysis? Because I do. And
analysis paralysis is when you're investigating something and doing research
on possibly a purchase, and you're doing so much research
that you can't make a decision. I've been trying to
buy door knobs for the last four months, but I
keep looking up doorknobs and say, well, this one's a

(01:18:25):
little bit better, but this one has a feature I
really like, and this one I can't make a damn decision.
You're gonna drive yourself nuts, and it's driving me nuts.
Here's what I did every time I've had to do this,
because I've done it a lot. You just buy it
if you like it. If you don't like it, you
can change it later. It's not a tattoo, it's not permanent.
Go buy a frigging door knob and put it on
the door. If you don't like it, It's like people

(01:18:46):
who are afraid to paint color on their walls. Doesn't matter.
If you don't like it, you can paint over it.
Just you're gonna drive yourself for nuts. Thanks for sharing,
all right? Step by step guide for canceling okay for
canceling your we're about to get the one here a second,
but I want to give this to you quickly, A
step by step guide for canceling on your family for
the holidays. Aren't you glad I have this for you.

(01:19:07):
I don't even know where I got this. I ripped
it off somewhere. Number one, be confident in your decision.
This is a very important decision you're making to not
get together with parents or family or friends. It's very
important be confident you're doing it for the right reasons. If,
even if they give you guilt. Number two, tell them
as soon as possible to Christmas is two weeks away
from today. I believe two weeks away from today. Tell

(01:19:30):
them now, get it done. Yeah. The faster you get
it done, the better. Number three. Validate your feelings once
you break the news. Be prepared to listen and validate
their feelings. I know, I know what you're feeling, mom.
I know you want to be with your grandkids. I
get it. Understand that you understand. Use facts if you
need to go to the CDC website. They have a

(01:19:52):
thing on the guide to holiday day celebrations. Modify your traditions.
If you're close enough to drive over, maybe you could
make some food or take some food, leave it on
the front boards and leave. Yeah, it's your way of
like connecting. And finally, just remind them that we're all
looking forward to next year, and you know what, we
I keep saying this, it better, it better worked this way,
or I'm screwed. Let's let's just know that next year

(01:20:13):
we're gonna have quadruple this stuff to celebrate because it's
gonna be a better year. Okay, remind them next year
we're all gonna get together. Good luck and God bless
it scary? Can you handle those those things? I can?
Or I could quarantine and take a COVID test, you know,
but I don't know if you do that. And my
sister may just choose not to come. And okay, two
of us show up, work it out. Everyone listening. I
know you're going through it. A lot of people are.

(01:20:34):
It's it's it's okay. You're gonna get through this. I
promise you we all will. All right, back to the
secret sound. The music just relaxes me. All right, play
the secret sound for us again. Who on our show
is this? If you know the show, you know who
this is and why they're doing this there you go,

(01:21:04):
the secret sound. Let's go talk to Jennifer. Line three, Jennifer,
who was that? What is that secret sound? Hi? Hi? Um?
I think it's Froggy. Why is that? So? It sounds
like he's rummaging through something, like he's looking for something
on his desk. And then, um, he made that sound,

(01:21:24):
so I knew that that was Broggy. Yeah, stuff around.
Why is he moving stuff around on his desk? My
guess is probably something that Lisa moved on him. I
guess I could think of that like somebody would move
you do know them very well. But that wasn't the sound.

(01:21:48):
Damn it to hell, Jennifer, Hold on one second, Hold on,
don't Jessica. Line four, Jessica, that secret sound? Who was it?
And how do you know that was them? Looks like?
Line four hung up? Oh, who's got a cliffhanger. We'll
get the answer coming up. Let's get into the three
things you need to know from gone all right, Oh,
what's going on? The FDA is on the verge of

(01:22:08):
authorizing Fiser's COVID vaccine. An FDA advisory panel has already
recommended emergency use authorization for it. Once the FDA actually
authorizes that the vaccine will be shipped to all fifty states.
On Sunday, an advisory panel for the CDC is scheduled
to hold a meeting to make final recommendations on who
should get the vaccine first. On Monday, the Electoral College
is set to meet to elect Joe Biden to be

(01:22:30):
the nation's forty sixth president. All states had to certify
their results by Tuesday. The final tally shows Biden defeating
President Trump by more than seven million votes for a
three oh six to two thirty two electoral College win.
Biden won more than eighty one million votes, while Trump
took in slightly more than seventy four million votes. Trump
continues to refuse to concede and is challenging the results
in court. He claims the election was rigged. However, courts

(01:22:51):
have routinely rejected the claims, setting a lack of evidence.
And finally, a little mystery out of New Jersey has
been solved. Resident we're reporting large blasts being heard in
the Hammonton area. It turns out that it was a
homemade hail cannon created to protect a guy's crops from
bad weather by sending a blast of shock waves into

(01:23:11):
the sky to break apart, cloud formations, and scare away birds. Yes,
does that sound? Hail cannon available on Amazon wat one.
Apparently he learned how to make it because he was
bored during the pandemic, so he started watching YouTube videos
on how he could protect his crops. So it looks
to be totally legal. He's not firing any projectiles, he says,

(01:23:31):
he's only using gas and sending waves up into the air.
And he says you can actually hear the sound of
cloud formations breaking apart, which is fascinating. I know. And
those are your three things. Woud cannon? I need one?
Oh wait wait, Jessica, We'll get back to the secret sounds.
Scary Jessica line too. Jessica, here's the secret sound one
more time. Listen closely, Okay. If you know, ah, there

(01:23:58):
it is. There's the payoff. If you know the show,
you knew who that is? Who is that and what
is that person doing? Um? I thought it was Danielle? Okay?
And why opening a box from Amazon? Is that correct? Danielle?
Was that you? It is very good. I love you

(01:24:19):
guys so much. Thank you, Jessica. As you know, if
you listen to the show, Danielle has an Amazon delivery
like once an hour, every sink it, Lisa. But the
cardboard industry is winning because of Danielle. Yeah, what does

(01:24:40):
Jessica win? There? Straight eight scott A Paris scrubs from
our friends, A set of scrubs from Hackinseck Meridian. Enjoy
your Elvis drain Warning scrubs, Jessica. Hope you have a
great weekend. Thank you, guys, We love you, Love you more.
Hold on a second, all right, we'll be back after this.
This is wild. This is hello, ladies, Hello in the

(01:25:03):
Morning Show. Hey, meet Danielle. You know everybody has their
own little quirks when it comes to feeling better. Well,
one of your go to it should be the calming,
cooling scent of vix Vapo rub. Families trust vix Vapo rub,
including mine, for that soothing relief. It's always there for you. Honest.
How many people are here to see Elvis Terrell in

(01:25:26):
the Morning Show. I don't know where this came from.
I just want to put this out there and I
know other people will agree with me. When I'm trying
to parallel park, can you just go away and stop
looking at me? Yes? Oh my gosh, I wish that
was a law. You have to avert your eyes when
someone's parallel parking. I don't need you looking at me.
You're gonna be nervous. I'm gonna hit all the cars
around me. I'm gonna hit the curve. I'm gonna have to,
like my tire will be up on the cur Go

(01:25:50):
about your business. Let me parallel park my car, because
I'm awful at parallel parking. It's just not my it's
not my strong suit. My favorite is when it's the
person whose car is parked behind you and they're standing
there making sure. Yeah, they're making sure you're not hitting
their car. I'm going to know who you are, Danielle,
shut up front? Or what about so bad and you're

(01:26:12):
doing such a bad job that a random stranger pops
out to help you. Yes, that happened, Oh my god. Yeah.
There's a guy that stands in front of our building.
He's security and I was and I didn't want him
standing there because I can't parallel park. Like Elvis said,
when there's somebody watching and then all of a sudden
he just sees me having issues that he just puts
his arm up and starts waving me forward. I love

(01:26:36):
those people. Oh my gosh. Uh yes, scary. I once
had the person sitting in the car in front and
in backing and I was trying to get between them
in that in that spot. It was very unnerving. That's
not good. I would have to just go find another
space anyway. So in closing, please, if you see someone
parallel parking, walk away, yes, respect, respect their need to focus.

(01:27:02):
It's all I'm asking. Hey, let's go live to the
kitchen of Garrett Garrett has sound. Good morning, Garrett, good morning.
What do you have today? God, I hope you have
some stuff from a jingle Ball last night? Yes, And
I don't know if you know this, but you were
on the TV's last night Elvis. Oh you know what.
Jingle Ball will be back Monday night, starting at nine
East Coast on the CW network. So let's go over
some of the performances. We'll start with Sean Mendes My

(01:27:29):
Wonder and then of course he covered one of Danielle's
favorite songs too, the Elvis. You talked to Sam Smith
and this is their Christmas cover. Oh. It sounds so

(01:27:55):
good and it's there for when you want to play
it in its entirety very soon du Alipa here some
of her songs. This is levitating, you want me, I'll
let all right. And then of course she teamed up

(01:28:22):
with a bunch of fans too to sing this Christmas song.
That was so cool that she would do that with
our iHeart listeners. That was a big contest. We had
people sent in their videos of singing, and then Billy
Eilish given us some Christmas music as well, Christmas and

(01:28:55):
the weekend, the weekend decking out his living room with
lasers and giving us a preview of what the super
Bowl might look like. I still love that song, even
though we played it until it's dead. I still love it.

(01:29:17):
Good song of the year too, everybody, everybody loved it.
But the grimys um uh. And then finally Elvis, You
and Seacrest closing out the show wishing everybody a very
Merry Christmas and then sharing a drink. Elvis, I think
it's time for us to start. Oh start, I started
hours ago. Is there a kick in your cup? Here
we go. Merry Christmas, everybody, good night your Christmas Ryan,

(01:29:39):
you too, buddy, and to all a good night. That
was so cute. I got I thought was so cute.
It was a very long pause. You would think, like
when you say good night, you follow up with good
night Elvis, but he like he took a sip. I
would have just went right to the good night Elvis.
It was very very sexy how he did. Yeah, I
thought it was very her sensual. Ryan and I had

(01:30:02):
a spark of a moment, a moment. All right, let's
let's go over and that was of course our iHeartRadio
jingle ball from last night. Let's go over some sound
and some new music that dropped today. Let's start with this.
We've been talking a lot about teachers and their virtual
learning on on Zoom. This teacher decided that her class
was a little like dull, so she decided to play

(01:30:23):
a fart sound and of course it led to laughter.
Most of us are here, so if you want to
pull out your journey's book, who I've been too funny?
I don't know that huge farts are funny. Daniel Bobby

(01:30:54):
Brown does that in your master Classes night. Dave Girl
had as Hanaka series covers that he's going to be
doing for the next seven more nights, and this is
him covering Beastie Boys sabotage right as we know. Taylor

(01:31:16):
Swift also dropped a new album today, and this one
offer album kind of reminded me of Nate Nobody No
Crime Match, So look for that on CSI very soon.

(01:31:40):
I have a feeling I could just hear it on CSI.
This one's for Froggy BSB Britney Spears. This is called matches, Matches, Matches, Matches.
This might some damage damage stop dancing frog sounds very natural, yes,
And so we get some holiday music from BTS. We've

(01:32:02):
heard this song Dynamite before, but this is the holiday
remix Day hit Baseball. I'm ready, sweetest funny again. This
beach chain like money, This is I mean today, I'm
to go. I'm sounds great. Yeah from jingle Bells back

(01:32:22):
there too, all right? And then finally, I mean I saved.
I guess the worst for last or best for least,
depending on how you want to look at it. David
Hasselhoff has new music and it's not Hey, Hey, don't

(01:32:47):
mess with the number one, number one in Germany, number
one in Germany. Not it will be. It sounds like
a theme song from a cartoon from like the eighties.
Yeah Thunder, Yeah, it is I thank you Ryan, Ryan,
thank you, Garrett. You're a You're a good American. Absolutely, holidays,
Happy holidays. Well are you coming back next week? Aren't you?

(01:33:09):
Are you? Today was the last day? Sorry? You got
another week? Sorry? Bad name? Oh yeah, all right? Absolutely. Hey.
You know, every single year Pentatone Color Institute comes out
with their new shade for the new year. We've had
different types of purples and violets and greens, and so

(01:33:34):
they just announced the selected shades for twenty twenty one.
You don't want to hear what it is? Yes, please,
ultimate gray and illuminating. The first time in Pentatone's twenty
two years of picking top annual color gray has one
gray interesting everybody's mood right now? And color for twenty

(01:33:54):
twenty they chose two gray and yellow. Oh together yellow good? Yeah? Yeah,
Gray and yellow look gray together? They do. They're saying
the combination represents a message of happiness supported by fortitude. Okay,
they say. Of the color picks, which per USA today,
are based on color trends seen in the media, fashion, entertainment,

(01:34:14):
and other influences. Dave decided yellow and gray, gray and yellow.
So as you decorate as you do things this year.
Keep it in mind, gray and yellow. Pantone Color Institute
has called it so okay and there you have it right.
They're usually right on. You see a lot of decorators
and you know people who are designing homes for people

(01:34:34):
in office space for people, they usually go with the
shades and the colors that Panotone choose for that year.
So they do pretty good. Joke, So anyone, gray, yellow, anyone?
I'm in okay and yellow, gray and yellow? All right?
Thank you? Hey, you know what, I would love to
hear a Christmas song here? You know, I want to

(01:34:55):
hear that Sam Smith. Oh, it's gonna it's mellow, and
this is where scary. It's really slow. You're gonna scary.
Sometimes people like to relax. They don't want to listen
to That's fine, it's a great song. Do you do
you want to do the one from last night or
the actual studio version of that song? How do you
have the one from last night? I don't see then,

(01:35:16):
why are you offering? It's like a waiter comes to
the table says today, let's see. Would you like the
Surlo instake? Yeah, well we don't have that. I feel
like I saw it earlier. Here it is I have it,
I have bosions. So last night we gave you I
Heart Radio's jingle Ball, presented by Capital One and one
of our favorite holiday performances. And there were a lots,

(01:35:36):
there were lots of them, one of our favorites from
Sam Smith. And here it is Chris Let your bend

(01:36:09):
from How Troubles Will Be Up, shr Son, I marry

(01:36:29):
little Chrispin, make the time game from How Troubles Will
Be Man. Oh he has known the name. Happy going day,

(01:37:03):
be faithful brands, who what to ear gavin me to
eyes once more through the we all will be together

(01:37:31):
if the faith suld hang, a shining start, a bonding
guest and now the soul and baby it took christmer. Wow.

(01:38:11):
Thank you Sam Smith for performing for us last night
last Night's I Heart Radio jingle Ball presented by Capital One.
If you want to see it, we got it for
you Monday night on the c W at nine o'clock
East Coast time. Wasn't that nice and relaxing? Yes? Yeah,
it wasn't scary? Yes? Oh no, no, that was nice
and mellow. I love that I could smoke a j

(01:38:33):
what you would not? I never smoked your life. He smoked.
He smoke pot with me in my apartment one time,
a long time ago, and scary high. It's just not
a lot of fun. I would do an edible to that.
I would. I love music like that. Guy, If that's
Christmas Carol's really make you want to get high? Slow,

(01:38:58):
hey man, stop bow guy didn't bully up. I can't
even I swear. How many years ago was it I
smoke pot in my apartment? It was. It was the
first time I tried it. Really, it was like twenty
five years ago, twenty It was a long time ago.
Have you smoked since then? I have a couple of times.
Do your mom and dad still smoke pot? My father

(01:39:20):
did up until recently. He used to have the paraphernali.
He used to have this like this really really weird
blue tupperware in his underwear drawer. And then I opened
it up and I smelled him like, whoa, it's a pipe.
It's all that dead, it's all that good. Gad scary you?

(01:39:41):
Oh my god? On the radio, yes you are. Danielle
is coming up next? What do you have coming up?
Danielle Megan thee Stallion talking about jay Z and Beyonce
give her advice. Seriously. I used to wake in bake.
I would we would smoke pot morning noon night. This
was long time ago. And now if I can't, I

(01:40:06):
can't even if I do a little bit of an edible,
I go to bed. I'm just so bored. You know.
This is when people say, no, you're taking the wrong one.
You gotta take this one and not all of them.
I've taken all of them and they do nothing. I've
turned it in Toto like an old fuddy duddy. We'll
find you some new things to enjoy, all right, would
you fuddy duddy? A word that Nate would use. I

(01:40:26):
use it all the time. And by the way, earlier
we were alluding to the fact that Nate has a
big announcement to make. It is embargoed. We cannot make
an announcement until the turn of the new year. Maybe
our first day back from vacation. Maybe yeah, yeah, January fourth.
So you're gonna have to sit on it. You'll you'll
forget about it, probably, Oh, I guarantee you on. No,

(01:40:49):
Nate is so excited about our announcement January fourth. Dude,
this that would be something good, because if we're were
no January fourth for it, and then it comes and
we're just like what, No, it's good. It's excited Anneal
especially you know why he's excited, and it's good to
see Nate finally get excited about something. All right, let's

(01:41:10):
take a break. Danielle is coming up after this. This
is justin Timberlake and you're listening to Elvis Duran, Elvis
Duran in the morning show. Oh oh, I forgot. We
have to talk about Oh stamps Okay, Stamps dot Com
loving them. I'll tell you why. This is the time
of year you're shipping stuff, right, I mean you're sending

(01:41:32):
stuff to more people this time of year than ever
unless you're in a business, a mail order business. Stamps
dot Com reminds us, hey, you don't have to go
to the post office to do the things, all the
wonderful things the post office does for you. We love
the USPS and we're not replacing them, we're helping them
with stamps dot Com. There's no risk. With my promo code, Elvis,

(01:41:53):
you can get a special offer that includes a four
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you want stamps dot Com. Like I said, anything and
everything you can do at the post office you can
do at home, the safety, the convenience of your house.
With a click of a mouse. You can have stuff sent.
Don't you don't pay too much postage on it because
you can weigh everything right there. And you can get

(01:42:15):
discounts five cents off every first class stamp up to
forty percent off priority mail. That's a lot. And they
even do ups with stamps dot com up to sixty
two percent off ups shipping rates. That's a buttload of savings.
So I want you to try it for yourself. Go
to stamps dot com, click on the microphone at the
top of the homepage and type in Elvis and then

(01:42:35):
a whole world of shipping convenience comes to you again.
Never go to the post office again. Even though we
love our usps, we want to support them and you
can do it stamps dot com. Click on the microphone
at the top of the homepage and type in Elvis.
In the morning show so much to get to we
have to play match game. We have to do the
Danielle Report. I'll tell you what. Let's solicit from mass game.

(01:42:57):
Match game right, is this What you want to do
is train ame and solicit, do Danielle, and then we'll
come back after commercials with wait, what turn the music?
What we need to do, Danielle really quick solicit and
then okay, contestant stirring spots. Okay, don't call yet, perfect
all right, Danielle, Yes, all right. So this is the

(01:43:21):
worst show ever. Scary and and Nate are drinking wine.
So if you wonder why it's a little more difficult
to get a show to work, it's because they're drunk.
I'm perfectly fine. Yeah, all right. So Megan thee Stallion
is talking about jay Z and Beyonce and how they

(01:43:43):
both give advice, but in different ways. She said, jay
Z always gives you the fun advice, like have a
good time, go overnax, go out on a boat. Beyonce
has a zen approach where she is like, you know,
really from above and she wants you to be positive
and she tells you things like that. So it's a
little bit of different ways, but at least they're giving
good advice. Jay Z, by the way, has a new

(01:44:04):
cannabis line Gandhi. It's called Manogram and it includes four
strange that are designated either light, medium or heavy, So
I knew you'd be excited about that. You can do
the light one. Last night was our iHeartRadio jingle Ball
and of course amazing performances, and we learned some things
about some of the artists, like Doji Kat she likes

(01:44:26):
waffles better than pancakes. We also learned that Billie Eilish
really loves to bake, decorate Christmas cookies and make gingerbread houses.
And we learned that our boy Shawn Mendes is going
to plan to spend the holidays, of course with Kamila
Cabeo at home with his puppy and his parents. Well,
of course that was the headline of the night. Is
Sean Mendez in his hair? Oh fabulous? Yeah, so fabulous,

(01:44:50):
Well he really does. Ellen DeGeneres has COVID. She posted
about it. She said she's feeling good, thankfully right now.
Carrie Ana Naba from Dancing with the Star she has
it as well, and she says she is suffering from
aches and pains. So hopefully everyone's gonna get better. Uh,
you know, last night at midnight tailers who have dropped
some new music her new album Evermore. She says it

(01:45:10):
is the sister album to Folklore, which came out less
than five months ago. And the Kardashians signed a deal
with Hulu, so we thought they were going away. They're not.
They're probably gonna be back and bigger and better than ever.
It's global content. That little debut in late twenty twenty one.
And we know Scary is on cameo, you know, making
videos for fans and sending them out, and he says

(01:45:32):
he charges like fifty bucks a pop. Well, some people
are making a lot of money. Brian Baumgarder, I hope
i'd say his last name right, Kevin from the Office.
He is set to make more than a million dollars
in cameo videos this year. And Namber one, right, that's right,
you said you paid for one. And Larry Thomas Soup

(01:45:52):
Nazi he's gonna make six figures. He's the guy from Seinfeld,
the Soup Nazi in the six figures. It's but people
still love them. Solved it. It's crazy. The Christmas card
A Challenge tonight, The Christmas Carol or Challenged Sorry is
on tonight. The season from me here you do have
football in my house. It'll be all about the Steelers
some ninety day fiance and we saw the prom on

(01:46:12):
Broadway and we loved it. And now it's on Netflix.
Meryl Streep, isn't it And you may want to check
that out. And that's my Danielle report. Okay, so I
rarely use Twitter for some reason, but I just tweeted
something out. I retweeted something at Elvis Duran. There's a
film coming out in February called Nobody. Have you seen
the trailer for Nobody? It has Bob is Odin Kirk.

(01:46:33):
Oh yeah, the guy who plays better call Saul. Oh yeah,
I saw. Okay, you have to watch the whole thing.
Watch this trailer and you may get excited. It looks
like a violent as hell movie. Okay, great, it looks fantastic.
I'm actually looking forward to a film that's coming up,
but until February. I gotta wait. It's called Nobody. Anyway,
follow me at Elvis Duran on Twitter, my long lost

(01:46:54):
account and watch that retweet. All right, coming up, we
have to play a match game. It's a special edition
of Match Game as authored by our own Dave Brodie.
It's the Christmas Edition, Part two. If you want to play,
be just called us now one eight hundred two four
two zero one hundred. We have a lot of glamorous
prizes this time, right, Nate, Nate, Yes, okay, okay, you

(01:47:15):
are you can't drink at work, dude, you gotta you're
at the wheel. No, I just I thought you were
going into spots there. Well, I am, but okay, call
me out to play match game the Christmas edition one
eight hundred two four two zero one hundred. There's just
something about his tongue show in the Morning Show. No,

(01:47:40):
Froggy's son has a very good point. Kayden just into
the room naked, and he wants us to rate his
Probably can you hear me, Kaden? I don't know if
you can hear me or not. You can hear you? Yeah, Kayden?
You want us to. By the way, we're we're watching
Froggy on the zoom camera and his son naked, naked.
Kyden just walked in looks like he has morning would

(01:48:01):
just saying yep, Scotty be noticed that. By the way,
I don't know even interesting you were the first one
to notice that anyway, immediately anyway, So what is your question?
What did you want to do here? Ye? So my
question was you know. I hear like everybody say, yeah,
my dad's a great guy, like he's he's great. But
I want to know like your perspective of how he

(01:48:23):
really is, because you see him as much as I do. Okay,
so how do you want us to do this? Yeah? Um,
on a scale of one to ten, I want to
know one being like yeah, like garbage, and then ten
being like fabulous. Oh okay, let's go around the room. Yeah, well,
well we'll ask you last, Caden, uh Danielle, how do

(01:48:43):
you rate from he's a ten? He's one of my
best friends. Of course there's a gandhi rates right right, Froggy,
I'm gonna give him a ten. I think he's awesome,
all right, scary, terry, scary, go for Froggy. Yeah, I'm
gonna have to say at ten as well. I'm all right,
all right, this is like a seven, seven and a half. Okay,

(01:49:04):
we're just still like a nine. So go ahead, all right,
what are you? Yeah, how do you rate your father?
Eight and a half? Okay, that's nice, that's nice. It
a half is nice. Hey, it wasn't a three and
a half. You got an eight and a half from
your son? A good? I didn't hear from Nate. I
didn't hear from me. Oh, Nate, what I'm gonna give
him a zero because you're his son and you're making
us late right now? Can we get this go? Oh? Sorry?

(01:49:26):
All righty going go polish that off. We got work
to do, all right, Here we go. Welcome to Celebrity
Match Game Match the Stars. It win glamorous prizes today.
We will have a first and we will have a
second place. Okay, but because we have several great prizes
to get away right straight, Nate, what are we playing
for today? We got fabulous prizes. I'll announce them after
the game is doumb thanks Elvis. Oh okay, I can't

(01:49:49):
find my phone. If you don't do that on any
other game show, here's what you're gonna win. We'll tell
you later. Yeah, okay, the game is on my phone
and I can't find my phone. How do you How
do you lose a phone? I've been sitting here all morning.
Hold on, it's not in your center pocket of your
Brooklyn boys Um sweatshirt? Is it? I put stuff in

(01:50:13):
there and forget it's in there. Okay, yeah, yeah, I
feel like I can't come putting things in my my pocket.
All right, here we go. Welcome to Match Game Christmas
edition number two. Let's go talk to contestant number one,
Drew on line six. Hey, Drew, Drew's a property manager
in Jersey City, New Jersey. Hey, how's everything across the river? Drew?

(01:50:35):
Everything's awesome. How are you guys? We're doing very well,
very well, and welcome to Celebrity match Game. Do you
know how to play this? I do? Oh good. Well.
The good news is you do know how to play.
The bad news is we had no celebrities, so we're
using us instead. Here we go. Now, I'm gonna read
out the sentence with a blank in it. Don't give
us your answer for that blank. Give the stars a

(01:50:55):
chance to write down their answers, and we'll see if
you can match. Here we go. Vinny said, my neighborhood
is so dangerous. It's so dangerous that on Christmas even,
instead of a sleigh, Santa went house to house with
a blank. All right, think about that for a second, there, Drew.

(01:51:16):
Vinnie says his neighborhood is really dangerous. On Christmas Eve,
Santa can't use a sleigh. No, not in this dangerous neighborhood.
Santa went house to house with a blank all right,
all right, the stars ready to go? All right, so,
Vinny said Drew. Vinny said his neighborhood is so dangerous
on Christmas Eve. Instead of a sleigh, Santa had to

(01:51:38):
go house to house with a What I think Santa's
rolling up in a tank? A tank? Yeah, all right,
all right, bad neighborhood. Let's see how the stars match froggy.
Vinny's neighborhood is really dangerous. They don't expect Santa to
take a sleigh. It's so dangerous. He has to take
a We got ourselves a match tank. Thank you, sweet Jesus.

(01:52:01):
We never have a match on this stupid capin game,
all right, Alli, Drew. Let's move on to Danielle. Danielle.
Vinney's neighborhood is dangerous Christmas Eve, rolls around, not a sleigh.
Santa needs a bulldozerazer he can roll over anyone who
gets in his way. They're getting like, all right, yeah,
not a match, but gandhi. Vinney's neighborhood is so dangerous

(01:52:25):
on Christmas Eve. Santa can't use a sleigh, he has
to use a Okay, I said an armored truck, which
I think could be a tank. Yeah, that's the same thing.
Could I say that, Judges? Yes, yeah, okay, all right,
it's close, uh scary. Yeah. Vinny's neighborhood is very dangerous.

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Santa can't use a sleigh, not in this neighborhood. He
has to use a a glock. Okay, the hell that's vehicle,
it says. He goes goes around with a glock glock. Okay, okay,
all right, it's not a match, but Nate hey, Nate,
Benny says his neighborhood is so dangerous. On Christmas Eve,

(01:53:06):
instead of a sleigh, Santa goes house to house with
a give me a ding because I said tank. Oh yeah,
give that boy, Benny. That is kind of weird. You
have two matches, I know, laugh all you want. It's
a serious thing. Hold on one second, isn't it three matches?
Because gdnt right, Oh yeah, three matches because all right now,

(01:53:32):
let's go met contested number two. Kate Kate works for
Oh the Big V Verizon up on beautiful katee cod
how is it up? There is a beautiful it's a
beautiful time of year on the cape, right, Kate? It
is oh. I love women named Kate from kpe cod
It's so Catherine, hepburn of you. It's so cool. I

(01:53:53):
love that. All right, Kate, you know how to play
this this game? All right? Well, Drew on the other
line has two and a half points. Let's see how
you do. Okay, here we go. Old Lady Agnes didn't
have money to decorate her tree with ornaments this year,
so instead she hung her blank on the tree. Think
about it, old lady Agnes. She must be old. Her

(01:54:17):
name is Agnes. She didn't have money to decorate the
tree with ornaments this year, so old Lady Agnes instead
she hung her blank on the tree. People still writing
their answers. All right, Kate, Kate, it's so good to
have you here. I hope you have a great weekend.

(01:54:38):
But okay, we need two and a half matches here,
so Kate. Old Lady Angus didn't have a lot of
money to decorate the tree with ornaments this year, so instead,
old Lady Angus hung her blank on the tree. I
want to say underwear, underwear, so undergarment said that covers
a lot. Okay, here we go. That sounds like a
fun thing to do. I would hang my my drawers

(01:55:00):
on the tree. Hey, froggy. Old Lady Agnes didn't have
money to decorate the tree with ornaments, so instead she
hung her blank on the tree. I got vibrators. Oh
my god, Lady Agnes as a vibrator a photo, Kate,
I'm sure, Kate. I'm so sorry. I apologized for Kate.

(01:55:21):
Has he offended you? Kate? Are you okay? No? I
was told to keep a g Who told you that? No?
I didn't say that. I did not say that. I
just said not R not X. Okay, Well, vibrators are right.
All right, let's move on. We're looking for undergarments. Old

(01:55:41):
Lady Agnes h Danielle didn't have money to decorate the
tree with ornaments, so instead she hung her old lady
wood on the tree. Dentures. Oh, let's go on. That
makes sense, right, okay, but it's not a match. I'm sorry, Gandhi. Yes,
old Lady Agnes didn't have ornaments this year, so instead

(01:56:01):
she hung what on the tree? I said, her depends.
That's that's a half a point, Absolutely, it is. It's
half a point. Gandhi over here today, all right, we
need two solid points here. Scary Old Lady Agnes didn't
have money to decorate the tree, so she used what

(01:56:21):
instead her teeth? Okay, Oh that's den. It's not just
for the fun of it, Nate. What did old Lady
Agnes hang on the tree? Her life alert bracelet? All
and it can't get Kate. Don't leave empty handed. What

(01:56:42):
do you have for Kate? Okay, for Kate, I am
a neutribullet blender. Oh my gosh, it's so good. You
can make soups and you can make smoothies, and you
can make dips and all kinds of stuff and it
you're gonna love it. You're gonna use it for so
many different things. Comes with a great recipe book. Glad
you want? Yeah, Kate, enjoy your neutral bullet. That's great,

(01:57:03):
that's awesome. Thank you. Oh well, thank you. Hold on,
have a Kate cod weekend and happy holidays to you.
Hold one second, let's go back to Drew. Drew. Oh, Drew, Hey,
you won with two and a half matches. What does
Drew win? Drew wins a five hundred dollar cash gift card. Teacher. Yes,

(01:57:23):
and you can go there for lots of great things
for teachers. Fit all your supplies, even your lunch in
the teacher tote. They even put a whole teacher in there.
It's the teacher for ten percent off. Use the code
Elvis at the teacher to dot com. Thank you, Drew,
have a great weekend, and thanks for playing with us.
Thank you. Hold one second and we take a break.
Your phone tap coming up next. Yeah, I know we're

(01:57:47):
double with you. You can go away now. Good morning.
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(01:58:12):
the Elvis durand phone tap. You know, as we get
into the phone tap, Daniel, I don't like this concept
of the elf on the shlf. It's a brilliant concept
in Santa is all behind it, so it's awesome, a creepy,
it's just kind of evil life. No, it's an elf
that Santa sends you from the North Pole and he's
with you for the holiday season. He watches you every night.
He goes back to Santa and lets Santa know whether

(01:58:33):
you've been a good or a bad little boy or girl?
Now does he him like cameras in his eyes? He's
he's magic? Is it that same thing we used to
keep an eye on the nanny? Nonny? He's different. He's
from Santa. All right, Well, what's what's this phone tap
all about? Okay? So, Mitch and Robert are brothers, and um,
Mitch has a son. His name is James, and James
has an elf on the shelf. Well, Robert kicked the

(01:58:54):
elf on the shelf. I mean, you're not supposed to
touch the elf on the shelf because his magic disappears.
So when the little boy went back to school, we
had some issues. He was very versa. So I am
posing as Mitch's girlfriend, Lindsay, telling um Robert how upset
I am that you messed with his kids out on
the shelf. Let's listen in today's his phone top from Daniel.
Here we go. Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Robert. Please

(01:59:18):
speaking Hi Rob. This is Lindsay, m Mitch's girlfriend. Okay, Um,
I wanted to ask you a question. What the other
day when you were over Mitch's house he told me
how you took the elf on the shelf and how
you kicked it across the room and you were making
such a big deal that you were touching the elf
and I wanted to talk to you about it because

(01:59:39):
James is really upset. Yeah, I know, Mitch. Why are
you calling me? How did you get my number? I'm
calling you because he's six years old and he believes
in that elf so much and it's so important to him,
and now he thinks he's not getting any presents from
Santa because Uncle Rob touched the elf and it's now
lost all its magic. Okay again, how did he get

(02:00:02):
my number? Well, Mitch was at work. I went through
his Apple contacts. Oh so he doesn't even know you're calling. No,
because I don't want him to be upset, but I
want you to know how serious the situation is. James
went to school crying. This is well, I'm upset. I'm upset.
Now you should be You should are you calling me? Well?
You should be upset now. James thinks he's not getting
any presents and his elf doesn't have any magic. Elf

(02:00:22):
on the shelf is very important things to children, and
who are you to them to even have the ball
to call me about this. Well, you know what, it
shows that I really care about the kid. And obviously
his uncle Robu kicks the elf across the room doesn't
give two about him. Now, doesn't you think? Do you
think you care about him more than I can? Oh, yes,
I do. I would never do that. I know the
importance of the elf on a shelf to a child,
and you don't just take the elf and kick him

(02:00:43):
across the room like a football. But my brother dats
a lot of girls be gone in a few weeks,
all right, And who are you to say you make
his decisions for him. You can't even You don't even
know how to treat a child. And what's important to
a child. Well, I look after my brother, and when
that crazy bitches in his life, I'm gonna say something.
You know, you have no idea what he's going through now,
with James trying to convince him that he's still gonna

(02:01:03):
get presents from Santa, when he's convinced no, because Uncle
Rob touched his elf. It's not a toy, it's an
elf that Santa sends from the North Pole. Two of
the children of the World. Lady, you're weird. My name
is Lindsay. Not, Lady Lindsay, I'm gonna say, you know,
I'm gonna tell my brother that you called. I don't care,
and he'll be and you know what, I bet you

(02:01:24):
he'll say, Wow, you know what she really cares about James.
What a great woman. I definitely want to marry her
one day. Actually, he's gonna know that you're crazy bitch
that looks through his phone. But you're not taking it
serious enough. So I'm making it my business. You're taking
it too seriously. That's your problem. How many kids have
you stolen Christmas from? Oh? He thinks I'm psycho. Let's

(02:01:51):
wait till he called you and then we'll call him back. Okay,
I love it. It's perfect. I love it. Okay, Hello,
mister Carl, Dude, I met your new girlfriend. What if
she just called me out of nowhere? Did you ask
her to call me? No? I didn't. I think So.
This girl's nuts. She's nuts about the elf on the

(02:02:14):
shelf and about James and how he was sad or
up sad or whatever. Are you serious? She's telling me
that I ruined Christmas, that he's upset, that I'm not protective.
It's like she's like she's his mother. She's crazy. She's
got him upset immediately, just yelling at me like she's
she has anything to do. You've been dating this girl
for like three months. Can you get her under control?

(02:02:35):
Can you leave her with this is Look, I'm looking
out for you, bro, So I mean, like, what exactly
did she say to you? She's just saying that I'm
a uncle, just all this crazy nonsense about I'm like,
I'm ruining Christmas for James. I'd love that kid, I
was playing jokes. I wouldn't have kicked the elf across
the room. I think that it's gonna make him that obsess.

(02:02:56):
It's a toy. I didn't think get rid of that
thing if it's that big a deal. I've never met
this girl. Look like, I can't imagine that she would
yell at you. I mean sure, like she just you
know what she yelled at She yelled at me, Okay,
and I don't need this bullet. Look, you know, you
know she stayed over last night and he was crying
in the middle of the night, So you know, I
guess I guess that's why he's still crying about the thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

(02:03:19):
Like three nights ago. I didn't even do. I didn't
even realize kids have memories that long. Like, if you
want me to buy him something, I'll buy him something
I don't care, like a toy, a new video game,
or whatever it is that'll take to shut him up
and stop crying. Whatever. Jane lights up when she walks
into the room. Man, So it's, you know, whatever she's

(02:03:40):
she's trying to be his mother. That's you need to
be careful. I'm just looking up for you, guys. But
if you don't see this as a major red flag,
you out of your mind. Dude. I've broken up with
girls who just use my toothbrush. This is a third
he next did you tell him? Yeah, I'm trying to
talk to him about it. Are you serious with you? Hello, Mitch,

(02:04:02):
are you hitting me? This is Dan Yellem Narrow from
Elvis Durand in the Morning Show. You got phone tapped.
Um believable, jeezus, Oh my god. You have an idea
for a phone tab. Go to Elvis Durrand dot com,
click on the phone tap tab. Tell us what you
want to do. This phone table is prerecorded with permission

(02:04:24):
granted by all participants. Elvis Durand phone tab. We're on
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