The Day We Looked For Trouble

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Kerker breakfast off my book time to me, I will
never not be relevant. I wish I could just complete
a sentence. You're getting ann Yeah, maybe it's just down
my shirt. I feel no sexual desire right now at all. God.

(00:22):
That was cross still strill in the Morning Show. As
we roll into a Wednesday, the eve of our favorite
day of the week, which is, by the way, Thursday.
If you're thinking about what an eve means Wednesday, the
eve of Thursday. Are you following along? Welcome to the day, Hi, Danielle,

(00:42):
good morning, Hi, Gonday morning. There's Froggy. I was looking
for you, Froggy. How you doing? Hello day, I'm doing great. Hello, Hello,
sc Hi. And of course there's producer Sam. Good morning,
I see Scottie beat Master control. Hi. And there's my
Diamond Hi. And let's see Brodie's not here yet. I
don't see again. How does we Garret's rolling around and

(01:06):
of course he thought I was gonna forget it. Oh,
senior a, Nate, you guys want to wake up yea
like man, just we just allow me to jolt you
out of bed, all right. I don't know. Hey, I
thought i'd played a song that we probably shouldn't play,

(01:29):
but hey, what are you gonna do? Hey, welcome to Wednesday.
You guys want to get into some trouble today? Well, okay,
I bet we can make that happen. I know if
I've played The Romantics day, Brody would show up. We'll

(01:49):
welcome to the day, our first caller of the day.
Very interesting, it's sort of a mystery. Let's let's find
out more, shall we? Hello? Is this code Breezy? Yes, sir,
Hello ladies. So Breezy will not tell us where she
is currently located in that time, totally fine for safety reasons.
It's telling us that deployments are hard. So I guess

(02:11):
we could guess that you are serving in our military, Yes, sir,
and you're undeployment as we speak. One month left. Knock
on wood. Can't wait to get home to the wife
and kids. Well tell you what. Until then, I'll be
your wife and kids every day. Oh god, hey, that
works for me. I'll take Max and Ali any day
of the week after this morning, there are yours. Hey listen,

(02:35):
so Breezy. I love that you're listening to us. And
you know the countdown is on. How long have you
been out? Too long? To count. Yeah, okay, see, this
is what's going to happen interviewing Breezy. You're only gonna
get vague answers, and that's totally fine. Now, what do
you miss most other than the wife and kids? What

(02:55):
do you miss most about home? Oh? God, besides kisses
for my dog? Hot coffee? Yeah, oh wow, they don't
have hot coffee. Can't you build a fire out there
in the desert. Yeah, it's like a powder. It's like
instant and sister, that is not It's like turpentine. It's

(03:15):
not good. That's rather just drink water. That's like every
crazy uncle in a crazy family always drink that sanka.
Are you guys allowed to accept gifts if we ship
you a coffee machine? Uh? Not out here? No? No?
Is there even a place to plug it in? Negative?

(03:37):
I think I think you know where we're already crossing
the line rhymes with don't answer them. That's that's the crew.
Even though they know that if you gave away your
location it would put your life in danger, they don't care.
They're gonna keep asking question why I'm with Aasghanistan? Well,

(03:58):
I love that no matter where you are, you have
the ability to listen to our show, and I do,
and that's great. That's great and having you listening and
doing what you're doing serving our country, and your family
serving our country too by their sacrifice with letting you leave.
You know, well, I tell you Ovis, My wife is.
She's the true freaking hero, you know, taking care of

(04:20):
the kids. We got three dogs, we just PCs, so
she did the move all on herself. So yeah, she's
the real hero here. You know what, I bet you
can't get wait, Oh, you can't wait to get home.
And I bet they can't wait to have you home, Breezy. Look,
here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna find out a
nice civilian esque address to send you. If you want

(04:42):
a Wendy's gift card for fifty dollars, you can have
some breakfast when you get home, and we'll figure that
out without getting anyone in trouble. Okay, so fantastic. Yeah,
the civilian address is fine, all right, good, And I
can't wait till you arrive back at your civilian address, Breezy. Again,
it's an honor to have your listening. Thank you so much. Listen, Elvis,
just before you go, I got everyone where I'm staying

(05:05):
listening to y'all show. We have a little speaker that
put on and they're like, where did you find this show?
And I'm like, just listen. And so it's like a
morning ritual when everyone's getting ready. So yeah, I just say,
you know, you guys keep us going and keep us laughing,
and I appreciate you. Oh no, and we appreciate you.

(05:28):
You know what. The meeting of meaning, the feeling is
so mutual. I can't talk. I mean, even the prisoners
downstairs getting tortured. Are they listening to you know, while
you hook up the battery to theirs quotums and stuff?
Turn on down, listen, we'll listen to you. You don't
need batteries, you don't. We got the phone taps. I

(05:48):
don't torture them enough. We'll leave it at that, don't hey,
don't everybody are off the rails? Girl? I don't thank you. Girl.
All right, hold on one second, there you go. They're
about they're they're about to hook the battery clamps onto
some guy's nipples to make him talk. He's like, just
play the phone tap. I'll say anything. Jeez, I know,

(06:11):
but you know what, Look, we have everyone that listens
has a story, right, and everyone has a different lot
in life, a different journey, a different accomplishment. They're trying
to seek and conquer and knowing that someone like Breezy's
listening serving our country. And you know what I'm saying,
I'm in a place. I can't tell you where I am. Yeah,
but I'm want to let you know we're listening to you.

(06:32):
That's nice, right, And everybody else over there who's listening,
or under there or under the way way up there,
you don't know the outer space. Let's roll into so
much going on, the three things we need to know
from Gandhi, then we'll get on with our trouble filled day. Gandhi,
what's going on all right? In a very controversial move,
how Speaker Nancy Pelosi addressed Taiwan's parliament, calling it one

(06:55):
of the freest societies in the world. She delivered those
remarks early this morning, of course their local time, after
being mourned against that visit by China. Beijing considers independently
governed Taiwan to be part of China. Pelosi said she
was proud to lead a delegation to a flourishing democracy.
This now makes her, the highest ranking US official to
visit the island in twenty five years. The White House,

(07:16):
which had expressed some concerns about the timing of the
trip even before it was confirmed, said President Biden respects
the Speaker's decision. President Biden, we'll talk about securing access
to reproductive healthcare later today, he set to address the
first meeting of the Interagency Task Force on Reproductive Healthcare Access.
He'll do so virtually since he's still in isolation with COVID.

(07:37):
The event comes after yesterday's vote in Kansas, where it
became the first state in the nation to vote on
abortion measures since the Supreme Court overturned rov Wade. Voters
actually rejected an amendment that would have stripped the right
to access abortion care from the state constitution, so abortion
care will remain in place. And finally, Salona based wallets
might be seeing millions of dollars leave those wallets. If

(07:59):
you have one, pay attention. Could be Yeah, a lot
of there's a hack going on right now. So so far,
up to eight million dollars has been taken. They're saying
it's likely due to a supply chain issue being exploited
to steal users private keys. Over eight thousand wallets have
so far been compromised, with the hacks still ongoing. Is
that where my eight million dollars went? Oh? That must it? Huh? Well,

(08:23):
Scary is checking his wall, so my Salani money is
still there for now. I'm sure all forty five dollars
are still diceing. You're Doub's coined pennies and those are
your three things? Thank you, gandhi Ready for your Wednesday? Yeah,
good mornings. It's scary jokes. The good neighbors at State

(08:43):
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Elvist ran in the Morning show. I know it goes
without saying, and maybe you're tired of hearing it, but
you know, when it's really a hot and you have
heat warnings going on and you have pets, you gotta

(09:04):
just keep up with them. You know, you take your
dog for a walk, you know, do you realize how
hot the pavement is? No, you let them out in
the yard and they're playing out there. And sometimes even
though they're smart, they're not as smart as they need
to be. Sometimes they don't seek out shade. They stay
in the sun even with all that furt my dogs. Look,
I'm always paranoid about that. But when I read a
story like I was talking to you guys about during

(09:25):
the song, it's so hot that people are strapping those
portable fans to their cats and dogs. Nice. You gotta
be careful if it's a long haired dog, though. Yeah,
you know from personal experience, right, Gandhi. Oh yeah, I
had one of those little fans that plugs into your phone.
It's supposed to be a selfie fan. I got too
close Dreadlock. Immediately I had to cut my hair. Oh

(09:46):
my god. I'm just afraid. People are gonna put these
high powered fans on their cats, and their cats are
gonna take off like an airplane. If you have a
little dog, like a tiny little dog, the dog's gone.
It's just they're flying. I'm sorry, just fly by. I
think so well. They actually have these cool dog vests

(10:11):
or light strapping portable fans to your cats and dogs,
but apparently they're safer for your dogs. You can do
an Amazon search for their like seventy five dollars order
them online. Do they have them in human size? Would
it be nice? Yeah? I need a nice little ice
vest or something. They have they have ones for heat
for the winter. I know because I haven't for soccer games,
but I haven't seen the ice ones yet. That would
be Yeah, we got work to do on that. What's

(10:32):
that straight name. I believe they make cooling vests. I
believe there's certain medical conditions that Nate Alfredo. They for
certain medical conditions. There's people that can't get too hot,
so they do have cooling vests. So you should get
a call the doctors. Okay, call the doctor. Hey. Um,
So I thought I would bring in a bunch of pizza.

(10:54):
Yea and thank you, and so it's kind of funny Nate,
I said, Nate, come pick me up. I can't walked
to work with all these pizzas. So I he's I'm
gonna be there in four minutes, okay, Grey, So I
brought also brought some banana pudding from Magnolia Bakery. So
I had seven pizzas stacked up. So I'm out in
front of my apartment and I see Nate out of
the corner of my eye pulling her up the block.

(11:15):
I'm like, and he stops like twenty feet shy of me.
I'm like, I'm here, I'm over here. I couldn't and
I'm like, well, why is he not coming to pick
me up? It was one of those things you don't
ever expect to see because I couldn't even see your face.
The pizza boxes, We're covering your entire torso and head.

(11:36):
I've never seen that many pizza box He thought you
were the pizza delivery guy. Four thirty am. Pizza delivery.
You caught you. We were like, hey, I'll have a
couple of pizzas. I wasn't expecting you to have all
of the pizzas. It's seven. It was a huge suck.
Thank gosh you got that Tacoma because everything fits. I'm
sure you know it does. But the funny thing is

(11:58):
is everyone looks at you, like, why are you bringing
all these pachas. That's like, because I love you, you
just you bought them for us specifically. Yeah, that's nice.
He's like, what you at a party? No on eight pizzas?
So you brought us the leftovers? No, I don't give
a hell while you brought him, Thank you, I brought
you pizzas. It was last night he text that he goes,
are you in tomorrow? My deah? Why he goes bringing
the pizza? Yeah, it's so exactly. I'm bringing pizzas from

(12:20):
time to time. You know, Ruberosa is one of my
favorite pizzas in town. Had them delivered. They're here for
you enjoy. And what's scary? No, I feel like we
think that you would act the way we would act.
We would bring in the leftovers, but you actually bought
pizza for everybody, specifically for today. I did take one
slice for myself. Is that? Can I ask if that's okay?

(12:42):
Because the other day we were bringing Dunkin Donuts to
a friend's house and I got a little hungry in
the car and I was just wondering, if I go
with one less donut in the box? Is that rude?
I was just curious. Let's say it's your birthday, Danielle,
I bring your birthday cake and there's a slice out
of it. Okay, so it is rude. I didn't do it.
I thought it was, but I was reel tempted. I've

(13:02):
figured it's seven pizzas one slice missing, and yeah, I
think if it's something you can split up. It's fine.
But if you were bringing your friend like dinner and
you ate half their spaghetti, that'll be weird. Half your
half your meat loaf. Yea, all right, what are we
doing horoscopes? Yeah, producer Sam Hi, Uh, there's a great

(13:22):
pizza for you. What is it? It's there, Um Ruby
Rossa has a special summer pizza. It's a white pizza
with um the flowers, zucchini flowers and slice zucchini and corn. Oh,
I'm so excited. It's beautiful. I can't wait. It's going
to go fast. All right, but let's move on. Let's

(13:44):
move on. Okay. So I wanted to do horoscopes with
Froggy today because it's a very important birthday in his life.
It is, it is, it is. Who's years old? Thomas
Edward Patrick Brady, your favorite friend? All right, anyway, let's go.
So if you celebrate a birthday today, you celebrate also
with Metallica's James Hetfield and Tony Bennett. He's ninety six

(14:07):
and Tom Brady is forty five years old today. Happy birthday,
Tom Brady, Capricorn. Let your hair down and let loose.
Who knows what may come when you let go of
your inhibitions. Your days and nine Aquarius, dig deep and
ask hard hitting questions to get the answers you deserve.
Your days of six Pisces. While others may have let
you down in the past, it's time to overcome that
anger and show up no matter what. Your days of

(14:29):
five aries, hold on to that spirit you're manifesting in
your heart. Your days and eight Taurus, take the path
of lease resistance and just chill out. Your days at nine, Hey,
gem and I dream big and don't allow others to
cut down on what you really want. Your days and
eight Cancer, avoid toxic people and situations. Maybe even use
this time for a social media detox. Your days of

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seven Leo, connect with something deeper and try and look
for answers in unconventional places. Your days and eight, by
the way, Tom Brady's a Leo Virgo, be consistent in
how you feel and how you act to foster healthy relationships.
Your days at nine Libra, turn your pain into power
and create something beautiful. Your days of ten Scorpio, respond
to an argument from a neutral space. Do not let

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others see your hand. Your days of seven, and finally, Sagittarius,
you are far from done on a project that needs
your attention, your days of six and those arer Wenday
morning horoscopes. There you go, Happy birthday, Tom Brady or
Leo's Happy birthday tom Brady. Yeah, you know what what
he and I have been common? What deflated balls? I

(15:34):
know what that means. It just sounds kind of funny. Anyway,
remember ball Gates deflated? Of course I do. How could
you forget that? That's because you're a huge fan of
Tom Brady, aren't you. Gandhi. For a second, I thought
it was going to be an actually like meaningful birthday.
I thought Lisa's birthday, Oh my gosh, it's so sweet. No, toy,
tom Brady's is more important than that. It is certainly not. Okay,

(15:54):
moving on, Danielle, Yeah, I'm coming up. Well, Kanye's pissed
and so is my Lewinsky will discuss for the same reason,
I know, totally different checking taste, So good Man crying
show this Elvis Duran in the Morning show, So much's

(16:14):
going on? This pizza really has everybody acting like fools.
I know, you know, look the pizza. Look, you know,
I order it at night and I bring it in
the morning, which is not unusual to have a next
morning pizza right right now, and I tell everyone, you
need to put it in a toaster. You need to
warm some of the Some of this pizza is good
enough to be out the toaster. Some of them, like
the Vodkas lines, Yes, you need to go to the

(16:35):
toast that's in the toaster. Yeah, otherwise it's a little floppy.
So Nate he was like, yeah, this pizza is not
very good. It's kind of floppy. You know what. Screw you. Yeah,
I told you, I gave you instruct he and he
it was nice enough to bring pezza. You don't complain
about gifts. As we've been told several times by several
friends who know Nate, they all he meant, he's kind

(16:56):
of a little bit sometimes. Yeah, yeah, god, yeah, I'm sorry.
Go put the pizza in the time. Okay, I will.
I'm sorry. My dander's up this morning for several reasons.
Then use hidden shoulders. That is another. I have actually
prescription that Dan drop for that. But yeah, I got it, Okay,
I'll go put it in the toaster. I won't complain.
I usually put it in the microwave because I do

(17:17):
like a little bit off of you, off of you,
off of you. The toaster is a fight to the
death though, Yeah, people fight for the toaster. We need
more toasters, I think so. And we don't know exactly,
like because it's an atomic toaster, we're not sure where
we should put like the dial. So we have to
call Brody and to help us. The atomic toaster. This
toaster is from the nineteen seventy. Yeah. And when you
turn it on, all the lights in the building dim yep,

(17:40):
So we have to call k D and warn them.
Very true. It's called brown up. We have a brown up. Ye.
By the way, Nate did open up the conversation where
he says, my dander's up today. He's waiting for us
to ask him what's going on. I know what's going on.
What it's being a little bitch, ask Scottie. Okay, okay,

(18:01):
So he didn't bring you Okay, okay, Scott. N Nate, Yeah, sorry,
I'm angry. He's angry, becau Scott. He didn't bring in breakfast.
I brought seven pizzas. What do you said his dander
was up? I go in my head, it's not really allergy. No,
it's that Let's just move on. To Danielle. All Right,

(18:21):
BTS fans, guess what you're getting a cookbook. It's the
BTS Recipe Book, the Book of Tasty Stories. Brodie said,
everything's gonna be cooked with butter. Okay. It will include
lots of fried rice recipes, scorched rice crackers, sugar field
griddle cakes, and more. Each chapter will be introduced by

(18:42):
lyrics from the group No offense. Do you think any
of the guys from BTS are making griddlecakes? No, but
it sounds so good it does cakes. You can order
the book US shoppers are gonna be twenty eight bucks
for it and it will be shipping out mid too
late November. Stranger Things season five, the writing has begun.
They put it on Twitter. Stranger writers posted it and

(19:05):
it's basically just an image behind the scenes day one
and their writing. So that's pretty cool. Legendary baseball broadcaster
Vince Scully has passed away at ninety four years old.
He was born in Bred, New Yorker. His run is
the longest of any broadcasting with a single team in
professional sports. His been Dodgers seventy years with the Dodgers.

(19:28):
I've been seventy years. Okay, uh, and let's see, Monica
Lewinsky is really pissed off. So you know how Beyonce
had to remove that lyric yesterday because it was a
little bit offensive or his offensive to certain people. So
Monica is offended by some lyrics in a Beyonce So yeah,

(19:49):
with Bill Clinton. Now, it's called the Partition song, and
it basically says he Monica Lewinski all over my gown. So,
oh no, she doesn't want to be a Herbush. So
back in two thousand, yeah, well she got it wrong too. Well,
back in twenty fourteen, she asked if they could change
it too, he Bill Clinton all over mind right, because

(20:11):
she said that technically that's what he did. Now she'd
like it removed all together. I'm not sure if that's
going to happen, but I'm just like, I've already learned
all the words to that song. Yeah, I didn't even
know that partition partition for you. Maybe I just don't
listen to the lyrics so disgusting. Uh So why is
Kanye pissed? Well, yesterday was Easy Day and apparently Adidas

(20:34):
did not ask for approval for Easy Day. They just
go ahead and do it, And he said they brought
back colors and older styles and all kinds of stuff
without his approval um and he is not a happy camper,
so he was pissed off. I don't know if anybody
took advantage of easy Day, but that happened yesterday. Willow
Smith's top stopped her performance because somebody in the crowd
where she did faint. Know, somebody in the crowd fainted

(20:54):
and uh, people were actually taking to social to applaud
her for stopping in for really care she was opening
up for Machine Gun Kelly in Pittsburgh. Well that's a
good thing, right, every day you should have a report
on which celebrities are mad? Okay, why are you mad?
Why are you mad? And you guys remember Jeanette McCurdy
from I Carley. She played Sam. Then she did that

(21:16):
spinoff show with Ariana Grande called Sam and Kat. She's
got a book coming out called I'm Glad My Mom
died Now. Her relationship with her mom was very complicated,
and she controlled everything about her career, her money. She
caused her anxiety, self self loathing. She said she basically
didn't want to be this child actor and it was
kind of her mom's dream and it was not cool.

(21:38):
So she's thirty years old. Now she's putting this out.
It comes out August ninth, and you may want to
check it out. What are we watching? Oh my gosh,
there's so many cool things. The three part Netflix documentary
train Wreck would Stock ninety nine. If you don't remember
that wood Stock, it was a train wreck, so learn
all about that. Disney Plus gives you Marvel's Studios assembled

(21:58):
the making of Miss Marvel light Year. If you didn't
go to the theater to see light Year, you can
see it today on Disney Plus. That's pretty cool. And
there is a three hour special of the CMA Festival
over on ABC tonight, thirty performances from the CMA Fest
if you want to check that out. And that's my
Danielle report. All right, a great dad joke submitted on text.
Oh oh, what is Forrest Gump's password? One? Forrest one?

(22:28):
It's not funny? What's wrong with us? Nothing? Hey, um,
I said we should get into trouble. I'm trying to
determine what that trouble shall be. Trouble we have from
the first beat music from movies. You have to get
the movie, not necessarily the song. Can you do it.

(22:49):
That could be trouble, okay, Danielle trouble Froggy Trumpet, I
don't think about it. Kind of trouble. Something that we
can yell at each other. It's always trouble. Let's call people,
hang up on them. Let's tell those stupid jokes. Your
bathroom you're you know, your toilets running, toilets running. We

(23:10):
could pull the fire alarm. Oh, we've done that before accidentally,
Yeah we did, but we actually caused a fire. Scary.
We could give away a prize that we are unauthorized
to give away. We've done that before, give away a
cow at one time. We could go through each other's phones.
I have nothing minds boring. What kind of trouble can

(23:30):
we get into? Text us? Give us some ideas? Obviously
we're dry, uh text us at fifty five one hundred.
What do I have to read? Message and data rate
to me apply? Do they really apply to anyone? For
some people that have antiquated plans from like twenty ten,
I would feel like they're still paying to send text messages.
Do you back in the day, like, don't call me

(23:53):
because it's you're using my you're using my minute? Yea
do we still have minutes? Some people do. Well, you
need an upgrade that because I'm tired of reading that thing?
Is it? Okay? Yeah, all right, we may have to
flush the format. Ye. That always gets us into a
little trouble. All right, we're looking for trouble. That's what

(24:14):
today is all about right here in River City. Yes, um,
we'll be back after this with trouble. Wow, you got
home in the morning show with a strawberry frosty time
to enjoy yourself is built right in. They're so rich
and creamy. They're basically built for you to slow down
and relax, just take it all in. So when it's

(24:36):
time for frosty time, and strawberry Frosty time is for
a limited time, choose wisely choose Wendy's limited time only
at participating Wendy's Pizza. This pizza is so good. It
really is good. Oh my gosh. You know this is
from Rubert Rossa, which is down in little Italy. Rubert
Rossa was opened up years ago a guy named aj

(24:58):
Papolardo from Staten Island. He's from the family that's famous
for uh Godwin, which pizza player Joe and Pats. Oh yeah, yeah,
and other. I mean, they're just famous on a Staten island,
so he decided to open this restaurant. Of course, it's
more than pizza. It's great Italian food. Whatever. Well, AJ
left us several years ago, the restaurants still just cruise
it right through. Man, it's still so good, so good.

(25:19):
And I gotta say, the atomic toaster makes a pretty
damn good slice. Yeah, it's just really good. Yeah, pizzas
are the perfect breakfast food in my opinion. I agree. Yeah,
And isn't it like the whole food. It's got all
of the groups. It's got your carbs, it's got your fats,
it's got your veggies and your meat, all of it. Well,
not the one. I love that healthy justification. Yea wholemeal pizza.

(25:43):
It's really good. And I brought seven pies in and
it's scary. You better go get your slice because it's
almost done. My leg is shaken right now. I'm just
not doing my work yet. I can't just go out
there and just don't shirk my responsibility. Done with your work.
I have a slice in the toaster. Don't move my slice.
Don't stay too long, you'll turn it into Senders have
to go get it. But anyway, so so aj Popolardo

(26:03):
listening to us in heaven, Thank you so much for
an incredible, incredible restaurant. Oh yeah that pizzas Um. Getting
into trouble huh, that was my request. What can we
do to get ourselves into trouble? We had some very
interesting text messages. You guys should call and mess with
all the block numbers you have. No, No, I think

(26:25):
that's a bad ide. Know we blocked them because we
don't want them in our lives anymore. Somebody say you
should call the celebrities in your phone. I don't really
have any celebrities in my phone. I do, but I
got a couple, but they wouldn't pick up. Um what
what frog? They wouldn't pick up? Like, yeah, I'm not
talking to them. It's morning time. They're probably calling me

(26:46):
for a reason. Good back, you're probably on the air.
My favorite thing where we can all get into trouble
is you do that thing where you call so when
you love say hey, I love you, and then hang
up on them. Oh no, they wonder, okay, wonder like
are they kidnapped? Are they dying? I could do that.
That's a fun one, Okay, all right, um what there was? Also?

(27:08):
Hang on, uh oh, we should play a game with
two people and make it opposite day, so the winner
or the loser is the winners so easy to rig.
You just don't answer, why would you strive to win? Right?
Oh man, Yeah, that's not supposed to let them know
that until the end of the game. I guess yeah.
I think the only thing that we're accomplishing in getting

(27:28):
into trouble day is we're not getting into the intronta.
We're flushing all the bad ideas. Yeah, up next we'll
have something. Are we vetting the ideas? You know? Everyone's
feelings could be butt hurt? If we have an uncomfortable
dinner uncomfortable dinner party, you got a plan for us? Scary?
You can't just like add water and stir. Yes, none
of us brought anything except for the pizza. You don't

(27:50):
bring food to the uncomfortable dinner party. You bring deep insults. Yeah,
I bring the mashed potato. All right, well, think it
through it. We could play butt hurt on the air
the teen minute morning now, but her ready to go?
Do you have scary? I need music for butt hurt?
Why did we play yesterday in the fifteen minute morning show.
Stone stupid or drunk, stone or stupid. Yeah, we're not

(28:10):
doing that. It's time for but hurt. Okay, but yeah,
don't forget Nate, the Red Ones or the mon I've
got it forget. So we could do that tortilla challenge,
God slap tortillas on each other's faces. Actually, let's do
the cold pizza slice challenge. Hear any music race that
pizza the four number four hit the four. It's now
time for but Hurt. Here's here's the thing about but hurt.

(28:35):
You're supposed to play it with some friends that you
know you're gonna get under the scan to make him mad. Yeah,
we really can't do that anymore. No one gets mad
in here except for Brodie gets big, big, big bad
be ready all right? So are we playing with just
people that have a microphone in front of them right
now or anybody in our sphere? Here? Let's start with us.

(28:56):
Here we goes, who has the worst temper in the room? Yeah?
Almost me? Yeah? You know why? Because you push me,
You push me, you push me to the edge. You
people exhibit You know, people don't understand if you listen
to this show long enough and you hear me like

(29:18):
ranting and ranting and raven about something. Typically I'm just
kind of kidding around, Okay, but not always I'll ask
individual people's questions so they're more on the spot. Okay, Danielle,
who is the biggest pervert? Oh, Scottie B comes in
close second. I was hoping to get away with that way. Okay,
Froggy who is the rudest person here? Oh? Hey, Brody,

(29:46):
Now he's not all right. But you can't just give
an answer and not explain it. Guys, guys, guys, you
want to move on? Well, I thought this game with
some people with microphones. I don't know have microphone? Do
you may? I don't have a microne, but I sure
can't hear you. Okay, is Brody rude? Or is he's

(30:08):
just to the point and it doesn't always filter out
the things that maybe sometimes he should filter? He's which
which is which? You just described? Rude? Okay, similar question scary?
Who should be considered clinically insane? Oh uh god, that's

(30:30):
a tough one. That's that's a noxious one. But I'm
gonna go with David Brodye. See I don't think so
at all. Who would you say, Scotty B is insane. Yeah,
Scotty be by far, he's a guy that gets like
like whole body tremors when he stands up to your
own own a pete. Yeah, okay, Scotty B. Who would

(30:50):
get picked last for a team sport? Me? You can't see.
I don't think I think it's scary scary scary? I
know for a fact one at the time. Everyone, okay,
so ahead, okay, Elvis. Who is most likely to die alone? Gone?
All of us? Probably? No, it's it's scary, you know

(31:12):
if you here's the thing. This is why I want
scary to get a cat, so at least the cat
will like eat the evidence when he passed mose. I'm
trying to check myself into an old age. I'll answer
the next one. Who has the ugliest nipples? Probably scary. Yeah,

(31:33):
we've seen you were like pepperoni, like those super sod pepperoni.
I thought we weren't going to get mad at each other.
It seems to be this is great, not at all.
Oh who would not last long in prison? Anybody? Oh? Oh,
this is for the whole room? Yeah scary. I don't
think i'd last Pretty boys don't do well, wait, are
you trying to say because you're better looking than scary y? Yes? Yes,

(31:58):
I also that's the trick a surviving p say that too.
Being a pretty boys actually your pass to survival. Yeah,
you get up real quick, but then they'll be trading
me for like packs of cigarettes. I don't want that,
all right? I don't know if I could say this
one who is most likely to participate in an orgy? Can? Actually?

(32:19):
How about all of us right now? Not Gandhi? Okay, Danielle,
who is going to die? My gosh? Oh we didn't
fully answer the orgy one. Yeah, don't ask that next
one because that's gonna okay, that's gonna jinx us all. Okay,
he was most likely to participate in an orgy? This
is gonna be a difficult one, would you see? Uh?

(32:41):
An coaster boy? Josh? Oh, you're saying that because he's
not in the room. No. I say that because of
what has happened at the Iowa State Fair and stuff
like that. But that was not an orgy, I know,
but I still think he would do it. I disagree. Okay,
are we can we move We're gonna move on, okay, Gandhi,
who is most likely to look through your stuff? You're gone. Oh,

(33:04):
this is tough. None of you are really that, Probably Garrett,
he's not even here to defend you. Just asked Gandhi
the question where she should answer herself. You, in my opinion,
are most curious and would take a peek. I am
very curious, but I would never look through your stuff.
I hate that because I feel like sometimes you see

(33:25):
things and you can never unsee ithn't and I don't
want to know that. Okay, on account of three, we
all answer this question after I ask it? Who is
the most out of shape? One? Two, three? I don't know.
I think I'm at the point where I'm most out
of You're not okay? You still walk to lunch at

(33:46):
least exactly true? Is it? Hot? Um? Did you call
me Nelly? Because? Oh Elvis? Who is most really to
spoil the ending of a movie? No? I can't do
that one. Let me see it. Well, I could use

(34:10):
a different word. Who is most likely to raise a
child that will grow up to be an asshole? Not
at all? I would say who was most likely to
raise a trial? My mom and dad? Oh my god?

(34:34):
Who jerk? Can we end on this one? Yes? Please.
Who is the worst person period in the room? No
one on the show. I don't think so, Nate the
probably Who is the last person that would help you
bury a body? Oh, Danielle's a snitch. Danielle would help

(34:56):
you bury the body, didn't she tell? Everyone? Ask you
why all the the whole time you were doing it.
You'd want to know why. So, by the way, the
name of this game is butt Hurt. And by the way,
they're not paying us to play that. We're just playing
because it's something to do. And uh, you know, once
you order it. I think they have it on Amazon
or whatever or wherever games are sold. It could be fine. Okay, right,
so music, thank you for playing but hurt? Hey, you know,

(35:20):
yesterday was the thirty ninth birthday of Z one hundred Radio,
where we are located in New York. Today, I believe
is the forty ninth birthday of the world famous Why
one hundred in Miami. Who it is? He nominated for
a Marconi Award. What a great year for our station,
Why one hundred. How long have we been on Y
one hundred frog since two thousand and six? May have

(35:42):
two thousand? Do the math? Do the math? Sixteen year,
sixteen years, Rody would have it. He's there, He's there,
e'van calculator. What anyway, happy birthday to why one hundred?
What a great radio station? What a history? All the
crazy people who've walked through those doors, jo of them
have been incarcerated, But anyway, we'll love them. Still not satisfied.

(36:05):
I still I feel like we have not really truly
gotten into trouble. So let's let's plan something else. We
may have to flush a format, yes, which makes everyone upset.
What we do a game? We put all of our
names in a hat and the person that's name is
picked has to pay the winner. Oh good thing, we

(36:26):
don't have any hats. Let's move on to the three
things we need to know. Gandhi, what's going on? All right?
The Chinese military says it plans to conduct drills around
Taiwan after how speaker Nancy Pelosi leaves the island. A
post on Chinese state media says live fire drills will
begin tomorrow in five sections of the South China Sea
and the Pacific Island surrounding Taiwan. A map of the

(36:48):
military drills shows some of those exercises will take place
in Taiwan's territorial waters. The Chinese military is calling for
all boats and airplanes to avoid those areas for three days.
China has expressed anger over Pelosi's trip to Taiwan and
has set it threatens relations with the United States. This
is like the bully thing on the playground. Yeah, you

(37:09):
say to someone you know, I don't like you hanging
out with my friends. If I see you hang out
with my friends, I'm gonna go beat my foot fist
to a door so you can see what I can
do to you. Yeah, it's not cool, but it's going down. Yeah.
Parts of Kentucky, devastated by catastrophic flooding are in for
some more misery this week because weltering heat is going
to make conditions even more difficult. The National Weather Service

(37:31):
has issued a heat advisory from today through tomorrow night.
Governor Bashir called it our new weather challenge. At least
thirty seven people have been killed by the flooding so far,
but the governor now says most of the missing have
been accounted for, so that's some good news there. The
state has set up nearly a dozen cooling centers, and
areas that have been without power can you imagine in
your neighborhood flooding started rolling through now and then all

(37:53):
of a sudden, the next day, houses are just missing
and no one knows where they are. Absolutely not. I mean,
these videos are devastating. And you showed us flooding out
in New Mexico. It's happening in Vegas. I just it's
it's very sad. Redcross dot Org yep. These people need
help always. And finally, on a good note, the Senate
is sending a Veterans Exposure bill to President Biden's desk.

(38:14):
The Packed Act passed yesterday evening eighty six to eleven,
with potential to expand benefits from the Department of Veterans
Affairs to almost four million veterans. The bill will add
extra care for vets who suffered from illnesses due to
exposure to toxins, including from burning pits during the military service.
Biden is expected to sign that bill. And those are
your three things. John Stewart, what a guy. Wow? Did

(38:35):
you see all of the response he had to that
passing yesterday? Passing of the bill? I mean, John Stewart
is he's like a hero for people who like he
was always there for the first responders nine to eleven
down here at what we called ground zero at the
time and now the veterans. I love him so much.
Me too. Anyway. Yeah, yeah, the last time we had
John Stewart on, we were at a comedy club. No,

(38:56):
it was the Saint Patrick's Day morning. Yeah, and we're
all smoking cigarettes with him. That was that we were
smoking cigarettes in a bar. That's how long ago it was. Wow, Okay,
it's true. A one thousand dollars free Monty phone tap
on the way. What's going on? Guys? Hey, what's up?
It's a girl, Rihanna. This is Selena moment. Hey, this
is Taylor Swift and you're listening to Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show? Is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show?

(39:20):
So I'm a grown man. But if I went to
your wedding, and I went to your wedding, I really
like you long I would probably shed it here at
the wedding. Weddings when you see the union between two
people and you just know that they were just meant
for each other, and it's just like and to witness
it and be a part of it, be invited to
be a part of it, such an honor, right um,

(39:42):
I would cry. I would cry a little bit. But
their head been weddings. I have been to where you know,
during the reception, after a drink or two, we'll place
bets on how much more time that marriage is gonna last. Yeah,
it's like you know, okay, Yeah, we tried to talk
him out of it. Maybe or maybe no, they didn't listen.
It's hard to talk people out of getting married because

(40:04):
they get mad at you. You become the enemy, right. Yeah,
have you ever placed bets maybe not money, but uses
I give it a year on someone's marriage. Yeah, I
was in one of them. You're in a marriage? Yes,
it was me that ended it. No, I was in
the wedding and we kind of a few of us
discussed how we weren't loving this this idea, but we're

(40:26):
going to support it no matter what. And as they
were walking down the aisle as the couple, we were
both just kind of like, ah, and I was right
because they just split up. Oh how long ago was
it that they split up? How long ago? How long
were they married? About three and a half years years.
That's a long time in a miserable marriage. Well, and
we don't know if it was all miserable. And sometimes

(40:48):
people get married and you know they weren't right for
each other, but they find their way and they figure
it out. You know what. We've had this discussion several
times in our show about arranged marriages where you're like,
oh gosh, that arranged marriage. You don't have time to
get to know them or whatever. You were forced to
marry them, or you choose to be forced to marry
them in some cases, and they end up being married forever,

(41:10):
have great kids, right, and they're fine. They found their way. Yeah,
a couple relatives that had arranged marriages and it went
very well for them, and it's the arranged marriage is
the way that they've done it. Are not the way
a lot of people think, where it's like a twelve
year old and a fifty year old and they all
hate it. Nothing like that. You sit down. It's your family,
your friends and other relatives who pick a bunch of

(41:30):
people who you might like, and then you get to
go through them, you get to meet them. You decide,
oh this could work, this couldn't work, and if you
like it, you go for it. It's almost I don't
want to call it a game show because that trivializes
a little bit, but it is it. Yeah, it's a matchmaker,
but a bunch of them who's going to pick better
for you than that you would get along with and
your best friends. That's my point. Yeah, you know who
can tell you no, don't marry that person better than

(41:53):
a family member or a good friend. So that's why
in this situation, the way you're describing it, that seems
like a great idea. Yeah, in this situation. So but
you know, look, you know you could be with someone
and be happy as clams. You know, I think you
could be the perfect couple. Everyone could say this is
the perfect couple. They're gonna get married and last forever,

(42:14):
and that the journeys change. People are different, you know,
you're in different lanes. We know someone who got divorced
on their honeymoon. They yet they got married and it
was great, fantastic. They dated for years, they got married,
they went on their honeymoon, and they came back separated.
And what was my first question? Who cheated? No? Oh,

(42:34):
do we get the gift back? It was a scam? No, Well,
because it just got married. It's not like it was
like even a month. It was like a couple of days. Yeah,
you know. Look, you know when you marched down that aisle,
you were rolling the dice. Basically, I mean, it's a
leap of faith. Maybe it's a better way of putting. Yeah,
maybe it shouldn't use a craps table um whatever, But no,

(42:59):
it's a leap of eight. And whatever you do and
choose to do in life, it's a leap of faith.
It just so happens. Getting married is a major leap
of faith. Yeah, And your leap of faith is you
have faith in the fact it's gonna work. Yeah. You know,
I've been thinking a lot about marriage lately because I
really want a lot of presents, and everybody else I
know got married and they had kids. So you have
wedding showers, baby showers and engagement parties, the actual wedding,

(43:21):
and I buy gifts for all this stuff, and I
don't get any presents. So are you thinking of getting married? Yeah?
Fake one. Oh well no, just call it what it is.
You know, we're not getting married, but we would love
a bunch of gifts us some gifts exactly. No one's
gonna do that, Nope, what Yeah, I'll tell you a register, Okay, okay,
no problem, the texture coming in. We were married almost

(43:41):
twelve years and she just left me. Wow. We found
out after our wedding some guests said it wouldn't last.
I was nineteen, he was twenty one. We celebrated our
thirty fifth anniversary this year. Way, there you go. I'm
happy you prove them wrong. Yeah, I was told my
marriage wouldn't last because he was twenty. I was twenty seven.
Fourteen and a half years we've been married. Wow. When
my friend got engaged, we her friends were discussing how

(44:04):
she'd handle it when they got divorced, and they did
two to three years. There you go. I mean it's
different for everyone. You can't. You can't say it's the
same for everyone. Everyone's different. We have we all have
many moving parts, of course, But for your friends behind
your back, to exty place bets and then they tell
you after the fact, we knew it, Just so you

(44:25):
know we knew it. Why didn't you tell me that thing?
Why don't you know? Because if you can't win by
telling you someone this isn't the right one for you,
I don't know. Hello Brooke, Hi Elvis. Well, hello, so
your best friend's mom bought all the bridesmaid dresses right now?
Could Usually the bridesmaids buy their own dresses. Why did
she buy them? Well, typically the bridesmaids do buy their

(44:49):
own dresses. I've been twelve weddings similar to Gandhi situation, UM,
And this wedding, we were about to purchase our dresses
and the mom put us all in a crew chat
and she was like, hey, please don't tell the bride,
but I want to purchase these. And I was a
maid of honor. So I texted the mom because we
had been best friends for fourteen years, and I was like,

(45:10):
is everything okay? And she's like, I just don't think
this wedding's going to happen. And I grow I don't
want you girls to be out of the money. And
the bride still doesn't know. She wasn't saying the marriage
wasn't gonna last year. She didn't think the wedding event
wouldn't happen, right right. She didn't think the wedding in
general it was going to happen. And what happened, we

(45:31):
did go through with the wedding, UM, but you know,
things were as predicted later in the marriage, but the
wedding itself actually happened. But the bride still doesn't know
that our dresses were bought. Yeah, maybe that's best know that.
How long did they actually stay married? Um? They had

(45:53):
Let's see how old is their daughter through she's four?
She's four? Four years? Hey, but look a beautiful daughter
came out of this. Yeah, so you know it is
so there's a reason for everything, right, absolutely, And I
want you guys to know I moved to China for
two and a half years and you guys got me
through some of my homesick days and I'm so thankful
for that. That's and you're back. But now you're living

(46:15):
in Alabama, Alabama? Hi, I am you know what can
you tell the difference China and Auburn, Alabama? I have
what a wonderful, wonderful experience in life to be able
to live in a different culture, and you know what,
it's a learning experience. It's great. We're glad to have
you back, though, thank you, thank you all right, Brook,

(46:37):
thanks for calling it. But that's your secret. You're not
going to tell your friend about what her mom did.
Probably not maybe if she gets married again. I like
bout my home, blad say stress, Okay, you have it.
Then you say, guess what this is gonna last? Why?
Because last time? Let me tell you what this is
why we don't drink rose run our friends? All right,
thank you, Brooke? Can you well? I can't move it up.

(47:01):
I can't see the next call. It's Nick, Okay, what line?
How come we don't have a system where I can
see that. I'm having a talent meltdown? Hi? Nick? All right,
so your friends got married a week later you got
the wedding gifts sent back to you. Yes, well that

(47:23):
was nice of them. Yeah, it obviously did not work
out for them. But the question is, did you knowgether
for a long time? Oh, they were together, So they
were they were dating for a long time. But maybe
it's the same people that I know. But I didn't
get my gift back. I know, but they were together.
I mean, you say they were together for a long
time before the wedding. How long was a long time?

(47:45):
All the way through college and then after you hear
of this a lot. I don't know, it's a long time. Well,
people date a long time and they get married and
the wheels fall off. Yeah, yeah, I don't know what
happened on that wedding night. But they work out. It's
kind of weird, Like I get the wheels falling off
when you finally live together for a really long time
and you see the quirks, you know, but on the honeymoon,

(48:07):
how does the how do the wheels fall off on
the honeymoon? I don't know, Yeah you don't, but some
dynamics change. Look, you know, when I got married, almost
everyone's like, hey, does it feel different because you guys
have been together for like ten years? Does it feel different?
It does? Really it did for me, for me absolutely
in a good way. I thank god. No, it felt

(48:28):
it felt different, Yeah, it was really. It was a
cool feeling. It was like, wow, I have a husband now,
like this is a official. It's like it's a It's
hard to explain it, but it definitely is different, even though,
like you said, we lived together for a long time. Well,
that same thing, mom, that same thing you feel, and
I feel it's a cool feeling, maybe a uncool feeling
for people. I don't. All right, Nick over Nico hung
up on us. All right, Nick, thank you all good.

(48:50):
So there you have it. Hopefully Sam will stay married
past the honeymoon. So we all bet on my getting
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(51:06):
all right, what's going on? Uh? Joe? Anne wanted us
the phone tap or friend Keisha Keisha is. They're both
moms at a dance school, and Keisha's been calling and
leaving messages complaining that her daughters never in the front
of the dance routines, and so I call her as
one of the owners to explain to her why her
daughter is never in the front of the dance All right, not?
What could possibly go wrong? Here? Here we go, Brody's

(51:28):
phone tap. Let's listen in. Hello, is Keisha home? Yeah,
this is Keisha Keisha. This is market nig and Elf.
My wife Ellen and I own the dance studio. Were
your daughter dances? Okay, Hi, I sorry to bother you.
I hope I'm not interrupting anything. My wife wanted to
call you, but she's not the type for confrontation, and

(51:49):
so I understand you've had a lot of complaints about
your daughter's situation at the dance school. Um, okay, what
what is it? Because it is a problem. I gotta
be honest with you. You're you're driving my wife crazy.
I'm driving your wife. My daughter is the best dancer
in the group, and she has always been pushed to

(52:09):
the bath and I don't appreciate that we try to
rotate the kids, but placement is done based on performance,
based on work ethic, based on overall look in the choreography.
And I'm sorry, but Jasmine, while she belongs in the
background corner most of the dances, this is what you're talking.
First of all, my daughter is a great dancer. Okay,
she is a great dancer. When they have their shows,

(52:29):
people always comment on how good she is and that
she should be more upfront. Yes, and she is never upfront.
And she's not rotating anything. No, she can. Speaking of rotating,
she has a problem rotating on her spins. She has
a problem with her pot of berets. The reason why
your friends think she looks good dancing is she's so
far in the back they can't see all the flaws
in her routine. I studied dance before as well, when

(52:50):
albums was younger, and all those things is perfect, is beautiful, Okay,
you study dance. She knows how to spot when she
does pirouette. She knows all of that. So I don't
know what you're talking about. Why is she always in
the back, And how you be talking about somebody's child
like that? Okay, my daughter talking you're talking about Okay, Keisha,

(53:10):
I've owned this business now for fourteen years. I don't
care if you've owned a business years. I don't know
who the hell you are to be saying that my
child thinks, or anybody's child think. You are a rude
as your daughter has a problem with her aerial run day.
She can't lift her leg up high enough. There are
some people that are born to dance, and there are
some people that are born to be cashiers. Oh please,

(53:31):
is this some type of a joke. This is a
ridiculous conversation. Okay, Becky, the girl that has the prosthetic foot,
she's better at hip hop than your daughter. Hello? Hello? Yes,
Oh my god? Is that what she does every week?
She is so angry? All r right, here's what I
wanna do, Joan. Let's let's you just call her and
then just let her just tell you what the hell

(53:51):
went on? All right, here we go. Hello, Hey, I
just had this ridiculous conversation with this idiot from the dance.
I mean, I can't believe these people who called you.
Ellen's husband called me telling me that he doesn't want
me to call his wife anymore, and that my daughter
stinks some boat and he crosses line, because who the

(54:15):
hell is he to be insulting people's kids like that.
First of all, he says he's contradicted herself because you
say they won't take the kids all the time, and
then he says she would below she'd always be in
the background corner. So I'm like, Okay, that's contradictions right there.
He's every right to call you. It's his business, so
he has ever right to call you if you're harassing
his wife, Joanne? Are you crazy? Keisha? Hello? Who is this? Yeah?

(54:36):
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(56:04):
the right stiff correct? Yeah, we're unveiling more every day
this week. All right, Daniel's coming up next? What do
you have, Danielle We I gotta talk about Selena Gomet
She's doing something pretty cool. I'm sorry what and Keenan
Thompson getting a star? Okay, move ahead? Is this day
happenings Ran in the Morning Show Elvis d ran in
the morning show. So how much do you know about

(56:26):
your nuts today? Okay? Today is Grab some Nuts Day?
And of course I immediately thought of Froggy and of
course Froggy. Froggy get in here. Yes, we're talking about nuts. Yeah,
because today is national grab some Nuts Day. See Froggy
celebrating is so very day. Well, exactly do you want

(56:49):
to know more about nuts? Please do Yeah. Pistachios are
actually a fruit. Okay. Peanuts are not nuts, they are legumes.
Did you know? No, which nuts does your gut love
the most? Which one? I don't know? Okay, they're saying
that almonds may play a role in increasing healthy bacteria

(57:14):
in your gut. There you go. I love it. We're
not so expensive, which means on how difficult it is
to raise them, you know. And Madamas. They come from
what Hawaii? Have you seen air fare to Hawaii? Crazy?
It's funny liked here in h New York, we call

(57:36):
them pinoli nuts, right, pine nuts. Basically they're very expensive here.
You go to New Mexico where we have tons of
pine trees. They where they called them pinon nuts, same nuts.
You can buy an eight pound vat of them for
like two cents. I'm exaggerating. I need to grow my
own nuts because I love eating them and they're too expencive.

(57:57):
I don't know if anyone who's grown their own I
don't either. I know a lot of people that have
those hydroponic gardens where the growl kinds of plants. Never
met a nutgrower, I don't know. I've never met a nutgrower.
I thought we knew a lots of I've met a
lot of nuts showers, yes, but not growing, not the growers. Yeah.
So today's National Grab your Nuts State and all they say,

(58:19):
you know, a little some nuts, date, grab some nuts,
grab some some It doesn't matter who's nuts you grab.
They should be ones in your own pocket. Okay. Now
they always say to have like a little fistful of
almonds in your pocket. Yeah during the course, okay, okay,
test we have fifteen people in the show. How many
people have nuts in their pockets? And I got to no,

(58:41):
there's the obvious joke, but almonds. Seriously, where are you going?
I don't Well, we're behind a break, so she's leaving. Okay,
thank you, um, Danielle. I guess the producer has told
me we got to stop talking about nuts. Well, we
don't have to say thank you and move on. Danielle
Well Warner Brothers. And so yesterday that bad Girl has

(59:01):
been completely axed. That means seventy million dollars to make
this film. Well, premiere on any platform at the studio,
not theatrically, not an HBO, Max nothing. I guess I
don't sound like it, So I don't know that it
was it that bad Jiech. Yesterday we talked about why
don't we the white don't we fan? Remember that broke

(59:22):
into Daniel's house, slept in his bed, Wars sweatshirt, looked
through his cabinet and he saw it on the camera.
Thank you security camera. And this is not the first
time she's done it, we're finding out. So now she
has a restraining order against her. Apparently she's been following
him to the gym stuff like that. Yeah, so pretty scary.
EM and M dropped the track list for Curtain Called

(59:42):
two via Twitter comes out on Friday. You know, it's
his Greatest Hits compilation. It's the sequel to Curtain Call
the Hits. And we are definitely going to get his
collab with fifty cent on there. So that will be
something to look forward to. Selena Gomez is reportedly and
talks to remake the nineteen eighty eight movie Working Girl,
Remember that with Melanie Griffith and Harrison Ford years ago. Yeah,

(01:00:04):
so she will be the producer. No word on whether
or not she will star in it, but as of
right now, they're saying she's definitely producing it. And then
another Selena. You guys remember singing Selena who passed away
in ninety five. Well, her estate is saying they're putting
out a thirteen track item called album called Moonchild Mixes.
It's gonna come out in a couple of weeks and

(01:00:24):
it's basically recorded when she was thirteen to sixteen years old.
She was twenty three years old when she passed away.
DJ Kalett is giving us his thirteenth studio album called
God Did August twenty sixth He will be putting out
a new song on Friday, just kind of like give
us a preview. And on August eleventh, Keenan Thompson from
SNL will receive his star in the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

(01:00:46):
It is the two thousand, seven hundred and twenty eighth
star on the Hall of Fame Star. Yeah, so it'll
be on sixty six twenty seven Hollywood Boulevard and it
will be right next to SNL executive producer Lorne Michael's star.
So that's pretty awesome. Is that a better part of
the neighborhood. There's really no good part of that neighborhood.

(01:01:07):
When when we did the Wendy Williams star, yeah, he
was right across the street from the Hustler store. You
can go by all sorts of goodies. You got Big
Brother tonight, So you think you can dance? Doctor Pimple Popper.
Also a three part documentary on Netflix called train Wreck.
Woodstock ninety nine ABC gives you a three hour special
of the CMA Fest and Disney Plus is a lot
of fun stuff including light Year. If you didn't see

(01:01:29):
it in your theaters, you can see it on Disney Plus.
And that's my Danielle Report. Thank you Danielle in the
Morning show. Hey, it's Danielle. Arm and Hammer Laundry and
Dress for Success have teamed up to celebrate the strength
and determination of women everywhere. Join arm and Hammer Laundry
on August twenty seventh and twenty eighth as we partner

(01:01:51):
for this year's Virtual Power Walk. Every dollar raise will
empower women to achieve economic independence. Breakfast off time. I
will never not be relevant. I wish I could just
complete a center. You'll be you're getting naked? Yeah, down shirt?

(01:02:12):
No sexual desire right now at all screen. In the
Morning Show, all right, you guys always get mad at
me when we do like a sound contest. We played
some pieces of songs. You guess what the song is
or the lyrics or whatever. Yes, I usually kind of
bend the rules to help people out so they can
win money. You do. So Gandhi walked in and she said, okay,

(01:02:33):
I'm taking over what Gandhi? We're gonna play a game.
It's guessed the song from the first beat, songs from
famous movies. That's okay, but you can't cheat. Cheating, No cheating,
because if we're gonna cheat, why don't we just give
them the money from the beginning? I want with us
telling him not to cheat. You know, we're always looking
out for people. You are, all right, okay, So I

(01:02:53):
promise I want to cheat on this one. So right,
they have to guess the movie, Right's all right? It
could be a song from a movie. You can't give
us the name of the song. It has to be
the first beat of a song from the movie. Tell
us the name of the movie. Yes, yeah, that's the rule.
And if they give us the song, that doesn't work. No, no, Froggy. Apparently,

(01:03:14):
apparently I've been too nice. Yes, you have, because I
look out for people. We're going broke because of your niceness. Well,
what mean we are going broke? It's out of my pocket.
I'm looking out for you, all right. So call Diamond now, Diamond,
wake up, Hey, good morning. You guys are out there
rapping to Rhanna Dianna. All right, call Diamond now at

(01:03:34):
one eight hundred two four two zero one hundred. We're
looking for someone who must name the name of the
movie and identify it through the song. We play the
first note of this song. It's multi the lead and
the lead actor from the movie, and the year the
movie came out. Moving forward. We need the name of

(01:03:55):
the movie. The name of the movie, all right, one
eight hundred two four two zero one hundred. All right,
So I'm sorry, who's talking? Oh that's Diamond. Okay. So
this morning I've run in seven pizzas from ruber Rosa fantastic, right,
And you didn't notice there are some pizzas that are
okay when they're cold ruber Rosa's. I think it's better
when you warm it up. Yeah, how'd you like your

(01:04:18):
slice there? Or your four slices? There's getting I loved
all four of them, one better than the next. But
I gotta say the longer that they were in the
atomic toaster, the better it tasted. That last one that
I thought was burned came out the best. And you
had four, No wonder you don't want the banana pudding? Well, okay,
so thanks for bringing that up. I also brought in
some of the world famous Magnolia banana pudding. Now the

(01:04:40):
original Magnolia Bakery right there on Bleaker Street, I believe. Um.
I remember I went through the first day they ever
served banana pudding, and now they're kind of famous for it.
I kind of love it. So I had them deliver
a bunch of little banana puddings. I'm the only I
had a little half of one. I'd like to take
one home, please, you're good, Yeah, I'll take one home.
Sheldon would love it. He love banana pudding, and uh

(01:05:02):
straight and eight ate the whole thing. Oh, he'd heard
his name, and then of course I put him to
the test, knowing he would fail. Well, name that cookie
that's in the banana pudding, and you said nilla wafer. No,
you said vanilla wafer. Well, no, rules, that's not right you.
You scolded me after I said that, I'm like, wait

(01:05:23):
what Oh, and it's a nilla don't they have the
apostrophe before it too? I don't know about that. It's
just nilla wafer. Yeah, sorry, I bet you could find
some like well, Scotty, you're familiar with grocery stores. Yeah,
is there like like a lesser brand that says vanilla wafers?
Nilla wafer is the brand name from Nibisco. Exact. Vanilla
wafers are just plain old every other brand. That's why

(01:05:44):
you always read for the vanilla wafer. That's current. You
need to remove the vava I'm looking at now. Yeah,
you're right, nilla wafer. Okay, exactly, Thank you. Anyway, great

(01:06:06):
banana pudding. It is great. So what fattening thing can
I bring tomorrow? Let me know order ahead. I should
bring sushi in or something. Oh, I have a contestant
ready to go. Scary you have any music for this
where it's now time for name the movie. This music

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is actually from a movie. It is, Yes, I don't
incredible the incredible. So the way you play, you'd have
to identify the movie by just guessing the first note
the first beat of a song from that movie. We
have a contestant. Her name is Kelly. Hi, Kelly, Hi,

(01:06:49):
how are you? We're doing very well? Which list? Timmy
had a box of Nilla wafers. Oh there's a bath
they really are playing? Oh I know, gosh, I want
one now well I just had one. All right, here
we go, Kelly. I hope you know your movies. I
hope you know your music from movies. Okay, and I've
been I was made to promise I would not bend
the rules, right, Okay, don't do that. But I'm going

(01:07:13):
to take a swing at it. Okay, take a swing
at it. Now. We're gonna give you first note, or
in several notes from songs that are in movies. You
have to guess the name of the movie. You ready,
These are ten dollars a piece. Who's keeping scorks? I don't?
Here we go? Here is from the first beat song
number one. Wait, that's it. That's so easy. It's so easy.

(01:07:36):
M h um, the shining What it's actually the first
song of the first song notes from My Heart Will
Go On by Selene Dion from Titanic. Alright, you reach

(01:08:02):
your chest? All right? You ow us ten dollars? All right,
here we go. Here's the first beat from a song
from a movie. Tell us the name of the movie.
A lot of beats there, right, Well, that sounded like
my Heart Will go On too. Oh no, that's from
the Jurassic Park theme song I'm not you're not allowing

(01:08:27):
me to break rules? These are hard, You're not hard?
All right, Here we go. You owe us twenty dollars. Yes,
here we go. Here's the first couple of beats from
a song from a movie. Tell us the name of
this movie. Oh oh, I have a tiger? What movie? Rocky? Yes? Yes,

(01:08:56):
all right, now you only ten dollars. You're good, You're
all right here. I'm really swinging at bet Yeah, you
really are. This one may be challenging for you. Here's
the first beat from a song from a movie. The
name of the movie. Well, that wasn't even a whole beat.
I know these are too hard. Fine, give her, give
her the hook and see if she can get it

(01:09:18):
amusing the movie just lose yourself. It's eminem. Now what
movie is that from? Fast Inferious? Oh my god boy,
all right, we already buster. What she says after the

(01:09:41):
bus her, I never heard of buzz. I never heard
of buzz. I heard the buzz. We're bending the rules,
ran I thought cheating was not alone. There's no, this
is not bending the rules. It's stretching. It's well, I
must remind you, girl, you're in my hut now. Oh damn,
you told me to keep you honest. All right, she
didn't say eight eventually after the bus Okay, okay, what

(01:10:05):
the good news is you? You want ten dollars? Bad news?
And now you're at an even zero. Here we go.
The movie is this song from okay um something country? No, No, okay,

(01:10:27):
not no, not something country? I that what's out? Thank god?
I know? All right? Well so bad? Yeah, it's the

(01:10:48):
first beat of the Ghostbusters theme. You know what you're down?
Ten dollars us ten dollars. I hated that movie. Give
it to her. Here we go. I've got I've got
thousands of these all right, here's the first beat from

(01:11:09):
a song from a movie. No, uh yeah, dancing, um,
Patrick Swayzy, Jennifer Gray. Um, oh, it's uh m hm
the time of from which movie? And you actually said
one of the words, Oh my god, he threw her

(01:11:35):
up in the mirror. No, you did say the word.
She did say the word dancing that the movie. Yet, Yeah,
what kind of dancing like if it's a lot of dancing,
kind of dancing, it's a kind of dancing. It's not
clean dancing. It's oh my god, trying not to cheat here.

(01:12:03):
All right, all right, so she's okay. I was so stuck.
I was gonna say flash, not flash dance. But that's
what came to my head because I'm older. It's a process.
It's a process. So she's at one. Zero. Okay, there
we go. We're getting there. Okay, okay zero Now I
think you'll get to this one. It's a newer movie
than Dirty Dancing. First part of the song is it

(01:12:34):
sounds like a live concert with a guitar playing and
a duet's about to happen. If you want to give
her the hook. Oh gosh, yeah, I loved the first one.
I love the first one better. It is um yeah,

(01:12:57):
Bradley Cooper, Lady Gaga Sharp, you can do It? Star
is Born? How much I liked the first one, which
was actually the second one. You know, actually there were
four total? Did you know that? There's I thought there

(01:13:17):
were three there. Actually I think there were four. It
was made, the original was made a long long time ago.
Am I looking at it? Yeah it is, Yeah, I
thought there was three or four. It's been around that long. Okay,
here we go. Here's another one. You're of ten dollars?
Another one? You should quit all right? This is from
a movie here? Oh, come on, come on. Oh that

(01:13:43):
was terrible. No, hell was great. I know that if
everyone can everyone just calm down, calm down, Mary, can
we play that after? It's a great song by a
friend of ours so differently used to be in a
boy band. He's married in the name, okay, justin Timberlake.

(01:14:22):
Can't stop the feeling, I know. I yeah, I don't
know movies from back to zero. Yeah, I wouldn't have
gotten her. I'll tell you what. This song is from
a movie that actually is very popular again, sort of,
isn't it. I don't know what you're looking at the Yeah, yeah, oh,

(01:14:43):
I tucked on take my breath away. Band's not around anymore.
All right, So she's okay, you're in ten dollars. Here
we go. Here's another one you'll get. Well, I know

(01:15:07):
the song, I just I don't know the movie song.
The song is the movie. You're up to twenty dollars.
You're you're not okay, pretty woman? All right, you're up
twenty dollars. Okay, alright, I got this, I got that,

(01:15:32):
got this? Okay. Now, this movie came out in the nineties.
I believe a beautiful ballad performed by a dude that
looks like a lady. I absolutely loved Who what I no?

(01:16:00):
Kawaii Pearl Harbor? Right, no, no, oh my gosh, You're
so trying to help me, and I'm getting my movies
mixed up. Oh well, the name of the song is
Don't want to Miss a Thing. It's not from Pearl Harbor.
It's from Armageddon? Which song was from Pearl Harbor? These

(01:16:26):
are really these are really actually not hard. But when
it's like you have to think about it right away,
it's like the worst. So where is she? Now? I
have one more ten dollars. You're ten dollars? Okay, Now
you will get this. Okay. This guy's been in the
news of late. He told someone to keep his wife's

(01:16:47):
name out of his mouth. What movies is from? Um,
I'm going to say independent didn't stay. Are you are?
You really don't say that? I okay, I'm not, oh

(01:17:17):
man in black. That's actually what I meant. That's what
you meant that as you said, you did take a
swing in it. You missed an even zero. She's not
an even negative twenty, probably like a negative a hundred.

(01:17:41):
But that's okay. So good to talk to you, guys.
We nold. We got to send her something. Oh, we'll
send you printed up copy of all the dirty texts
that have been coming in old On. Hold on, we're
gonna send you something. Kelly, you're not walking away empty headed.

(01:18:01):
Let's here it for Kelly. Try maybe over the phone.
It's difficult. Maybe if she was here in the studio easier.
Maybe I don't know. The text messages seemed to think
that they all would have gotten every single one. They
make you think that that was a great game though,

(01:18:22):
the great music from great movies. That was a whole point.
What's scary? I feel like it's a little different when
you're put on the spot. I agree, I agree, it's
nerve wracking. It is game nervous. All right, I'll tell
you what. Let's let's let this think breathe. But I mean,
let's take the brawl off and let it all air out.
My heart will go on. Yeah. You know there was
that one who loves a good jerky Elvis Duran in

(01:18:45):
the Morning Show. Hey, it's Danielle. Arm and Hammer Laundry
and Dress for Success. I've teamed up to celebrate the
strength and determination of women everywhere. Join arm and Hammer
Laundry on August twenty seventh and twenty eighth as we
partner for this year's Virtual Power Walk. Every dollar raise
will empower women to achieve economic independence. Down Hello so loud, Hello,

(01:19:07):
Oh hi? Are we far enough into the summer? We
can we can sort of proclaim the Summer song for
twenty twenty two. Oh yeah, maybe thanks? What is it
for me? It's Nicky your roof and sudden roof. Yeah.
Plus you know we met him at the Y one

(01:19:28):
hundred pool party. He's just the sweetest guy. That's my song.
But I'm gonna hear yours of Summer song. Summer Song
of twenty twenty two. I really like Lizzo It's about
Damn Time? Yeah, how can you argue against that? Yeah?
I think I would pick that one too. Yeah. Yes,
I like Sweetest Pie from Duelipa and Megan Thee Stallions.
If that song is not summer, is it? Yeah? I

(01:19:51):
don't know if that's your summer song, I'm not getting
get in away. There are a couple from Beyonce's new
album that could be like Summer Renaissance and Thick. I
love both of them. I know what it came along
too late? Yeah, Usually summer songs are planted in the spring.
I think Barbie Girl is a good summer song from
What Decade? What about You? Sam? Producer Sam? What about you? Froggy?

(01:20:12):
I want to hear summer songs. What do you like?
I'm gonna go with Lizzo about Damn Time? I think
that really is when when I hear that song, I
want to turn it out. What is the summer song
for twenty twenty two? Yeah? I think about Damn Time? Okay,
it's it's an excellent song. How can you say? No?
What about you? Garrett, Break My Soul? Beyonce, Um Girl,

(01:20:32):
Akua Dan you know this summer the Keys twenty twenty two.
I'm gonna go with the Lizzo song as well, about
Damn Time, About Damn Time. It is a huge. It
is the biggest song of the summer, isn't it? Yeah?
Maybe what about First Class by Jack Harlowe? I feel
that the summer though Diamond Diamond, good morning. What is

(01:20:56):
the official summer song for twenty twenty two? Well, I
don't think you guys are going to agree, but I
think it's Last Last by burn a Boy. Sorry, that's
so bad. Why not apologizing? No, your summer song is
your summer song. You can't, we can't. It's not an argument.
Well then it's Beyonce Alien Superstar. Never mind, thank you.

(01:21:18):
If someone just texted it. My summer song is running
up that hill? Oh god, no, it was rereleased this year.
It qualifies even though it's forty five years old. Yeah,
but don't ask her about hills. She will not answer
the question you've never seen a hill? Never seen one?
Why would she do that? I let the person goes
look out that one or that's a hill. I will
not do that. Let's move on. I can't look at

(01:21:39):
a hill. Where are we in the clock. I don't
even know. Well, this is the forty one break, so
this is what we have to Okay, we're good, So
we're good. We're good, We're golden. Let's get into a
sound Yes, Garrett, good morning, going on. All right, let's
go to News twelve. So down in Florida, deputies were
about to evict someone from the house for not paying rent.
The problem was there at the wrong house. Hello, what

(01:22:01):
are you being We're to finalize the eviction. They told
me that they were serving in eviction, which is news
to me because I don't rent. I didn't know if
these people are trying to get into my house. I
didn't know if everything was okay, we have the wrong house.
I just think that if I didn't catch it, would
all of my stuff been out on the driveway. Can
you imagine out of the wrong house. But that's true.

(01:22:23):
Though she wasn't home, they would have just went in
and kicked her out. Then, right, Yeah, I've been evicted once.
I've been asked to leave once. Yeah, I think we're
in radio. We've all been well no, no no, no, an
apartment Like I lived in an apartment on Staten Island.
And what I'm saying is if you're in radio, you
know what eviction? So why were you being evicted? Well,
the guy wanted my wife, Ali and I to move

(01:22:44):
out because he wanted to move his daughters into this
apartment that he built. So the only way to do
it was to serve us papers. So did you have
a lease. Uh no, It's kind of like a handshake,
But in Staten Island, a handshake means nothing. No, nothing
evited once too, you're in radio. Yeah, no, okay, all right,
So little kids saying the darnest thing to her mom.
So the mom's about to jump off a cliff into

(01:23:06):
some water and listen to what the daughter says. She
told her mom she's probably gonna die. Well did she? No?
She did not her? How awesome it was? All right,
you're in radio, Foggy. Weren't you ever evicted? Well? Remember

(01:23:28):
I started dating the apartment community manager rent about marrying.
I ended up marrying that woman from her she victed
you out of the bedroom A couple of times. We
go to Los Angeles. So in Los Angeles, when you
order Postmates, sometimes it gets delivered with a robot. And
if the robot sees that you're not around and moves
on to the next house. So this guy's trying to

(01:23:49):
catch his postmate robot to get his food with his
dinner robot for like fifteen minutes. Stop, this is my food,
road Stop. Stop. I guess it's programmed not to give
the food up right, exactly. Gandhi's right though. Robots are
about to take over? Are they're coming? Guys? All right?

(01:24:11):
This mother and daughter pilot duo, they just uh became
the first mother daughter pilot for Southwest Airlines to ever
fly a flight from I believe, Florida to New York. Wow.
Today is a really special day for me. I would
like to introduce to you your first officer and my daughter.

(01:24:38):
Very special day. We are the first mother daughter duo
ever on the flight tech of Southwest Airlines. That is
so cool. I think that's great. All right. Now, finally,
we've been talking about weddings a lot, so let's go
to a little proposal. Guy and his girlfriend sitting on
one of those slingshot rides at an amusement park and
he decides to pop the question, baby, I want to

(01:25:00):
spend the rest of my life, baby, baby, baby, how
are you naming? I love? That's the actual sound of

(01:25:21):
the marriage all over the place. All right, there you go. Nice,
You spend all that money on the ring, and why
are you going to chance it by proposing on the
ride to be different? There you go. You're going America.
By the way. You know, we have Michael Boublet on
the show tomorrow and Garrett is proclaiming the new song

(01:25:41):
is really good? Where is it? Can you play the
clip of it? In three? That's here's your Michael Bubla
the nicest guy. Yeah we better be he is anyway,

(01:26:03):
Ryan Tedder produced that song. I do believe you still
are a good American. Thank you around the room. We'll
start with Gondep. What's going on with you today? I
have a challenge for everybody. I was talking to Danielle
about this yesterday. We all have clothes in our closet
that we say i'll wear that one day, I'll get
back to it, and you don't give it away. I
have started to wear all of those things out of

(01:26:24):
my closet and it's like I have a whole new
wardrobe and you get compliments about it because nobody's seen
this stuff in years. So wear something out of your
closet that you swear you're going to and you haven't.
It's just sitting there junking it. Will do it won't
be able to baton it, but I'll put it on
when we have that section of the closet too. Yeah,
I got that button that later someday. That section of
my closet is called my closet. Hey, producer, Sam, what's up?

(01:26:47):
So please someone here tell me you have a weird
collection of something? Yes, yes, okay? Good? Because William found
a whisker of savannahs on the floor and he goes
aw Savanish at a whisker and went to throw it away,
and I yelled, no, wait, I took it from him
and I put it under this little jar. Are you
ripping your dog's whiskers? Nol? But when I find them
on the floor, I have all of the whiskers that
I found And I didn't quite realize how weird it

(01:27:08):
was until William experienced me doing that and he stared
at me and he goes that, you gotta stop. That's
freaking while I don't know I have a collection of
the dog's whiskers in a jar anyway. Else weird collections,
A weird collections? Anyone? A son of a bitch, I'm
clipping them. My collection is not weird dishes. Oh okay, yeah,

(01:27:29):
I don't know, I out weird jealous. I do think
it's weird that all of the parents keep baby teeth
and then my mom gives it to me, Like, what
am I going to do that? That's kind of weird. Yeah,
my mom kept my baby hair from my first haircut. Yeah.
Oh yeah, a lot of do that. What's up, Froggy? Well,
tonight Lisa is going to dinner with some girlfriends and
the cmafest is on tonight for three hours, so she's like,

(01:27:51):
I'm sorry, but I'm not going to be here to
watch CMA fest with you, and I'm a little i
feel a little lonely. I'm gonna have to watch it
by myself for the first hour, hour and a half.
And is that the hat? Is that weird? No? Enjoy yourself?
The first nice thing you've said about Lisa all time. No,
I liked it. I like to do. Things are better.
I will say this about Lisa. Things are better. Whether
it's travel, whether it's watching something, it's doing something, It's

(01:28:11):
always better if I'm doing it with Lisa. What's today? Date? Wednesday?
The third of all, you know what my line is,
no matter where I'm in this world, no matter what
I'm doing, I'm much where to be with you. Yeah. Yeah,
what's going on? Well, I'm gonna dilemma because I feel
like my iPhone is limping to the finish line. The
new one doesn't come out until October. But this one

(01:28:32):
here that I have, which is like an old like twelve,
is crapping out. Now. Wow, it's not holding the charge.
It freezes, and I'm like, I don't want to go
up to get the thirteen. Now I'm in this weird
vortex and I have to put up with this crap
for another couple of months before the October one comes out.
So I don't know what to do. But I kind
of need the thirteen now because it's impeding my performance,
you know, but it's impeding your performance. It dies quickly,

(01:29:00):
cratch out. It sounds like something else. Tape it together. Hey, Danielle,
what's up? So I'm so upsetted. I bought my cats
Halloween cost because they still out quickly. So I went
to pet Smart and I got Stranger Things. So I
got a Hawkins T shirt for Diggy, and then I
got a dustin thinking cap for Fred. So they're gonna

(01:29:23):
be kids from Stranger Things folloween lots of treats. Yeah yeah,
I love that. Costs are the best. All right, Who's
who's missing me? Oh? Straight name? Yeah? What's upright? Life?
Pro tip if you ever own a phone call and
you don't want to talk to that person on your iPhone,

(01:29:43):
don't just hang up. Turn it on airplane mode. It'll
disconnect and it'll say call failed. That way, that person
doesn't know that you just hung up on Now we'll know. Yeah,
now it's a dead zone. That's why call failed. So
what do you do again? Nate? Tell me how you
don't just hit the red button, you go and then
turn the phone on airplane mode. The call will disconnect.

(01:30:06):
We'll say call failed. Yeah, I use Wi Fi callings. Yeahs,
you just hang up? Well, because you don't want that
person to know you. It's the same. It's the same,
though it says call failed. It's a different screen. You
tell him your battery's dying. Then you hang up and
you show the phone off. Scary can say that now
because he's got you know that the ancient twelve All right, Well,

(01:30:27):
there you go, Thanks for teaching us how to be jerks.
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much has changed since the beginning of a pandemic. Something
that did happen right before pandemic struck is alongside with
our friends at Norwegian Cruise Line, we did this incredible
program for teachers. We all met up in Seattle where

(01:31:54):
one of our ships was ready to sail away. I
think it was Bliss as a matter of fact, or Joy,
I don't know. We had people vote for their favorite
teachers and the winners were all flown to Seattle to
receive a trip on Norwegian and some cash for some
of their classrooms and stuff like that. We call it
the Giving Joy program. So as a matter of fact,

(01:32:18):
Aaron was one of the teachers we met and gave
a trip to. Hi, Aaron, is it you? This is me?
How are you doing very well? How many years ago
was it when we all gathered in Seattle and you
got that trip? So it was twenty nineteen pre COVID, right,
it seems like a million years ago. Right, Yes, we
were in Seattle. So the good news is our one

(01:32:41):
of our favorite teachers, Aaron, won a trip on Norwegian.
The bad news is COVID hit. Oh so have you
taken the trip yet? I have not. Norwegian had extended
our prize. So I am happy to say that I
am leaving on Sunday to sail out Supermutize. Finally, good thing.

(01:33:03):
Bermuda is still there waiting for you. You're all good? Yeah,
you know. Norwegian is doing it again this year. We're
all going to gather in Galveston, Texas, and I do believe.
Oh wow, who Kelly Clarkson is going to be there.
And we're giving more teachers, more trips and more money
for their classrooms. That's great and I'm so glad you're
finally doing Are you still teaching? I am still teaching? Even?

(01:33:28):
How will this starts on Long Island? Oh you're from
Long Island? Okay? Cool? I am, Well, I tell you
what we're doing. We're doing this incredible program with Bick.
You know, the favorite pen in America, the big writing
utensil of course, that I use in my class room.
Here you go, thanks to Bick We are recognizing teachers

(01:33:49):
and educators that have gone way beyond what's expected and
they are making a difference in these students lives, right, Daniel, Yes,
my kids come home all the time and they're like this,
you did this, or I'm one of my kids was
said to leave school for summer break because they loved
his teacher so much. Isn't that crazy? Yeah, So when
they touch your lives like that, you definitely want to

(01:34:09):
take care of them. So it's right for teachers dot
com write the number four teachers dot Com nominated a
teacher about somebody that's done something special. Write something special
about them. They could win a thousand dollars. They could,
So you can nominate yourself if you want, Aaron, or
have a nominated a friend. But anyway, since we love
Bick and we love you as a teacher, we're gonna
give you five hundred dollars in a cash gift card.

(01:34:31):
Oh my gosh, yeah, good news. Is that is amazing?
Thank you so much. They accept cash gift cards on
board Norwegian from Oh my god, have a great No,
you're amazing, you're a teacher, Aaron, hold on, We're gonna
send you your five hundred dollar cash gift card from BICK. Okay,

(01:34:52):
oh my gosh, thank you so much. Hold on, hold on.
If you want to nominated a teacher, you're gonna give
you that address again. In a minute. Let's go talk
to hello Shannon. Hello, how are you doing very well?
And as you know, different school systems start school different dates.
Now you're a fifth grade teacher in Savannah, Georgia. Today's
your first day of school. I am, and I want

(01:35:15):
to tell you the only way I get reception is
putting it on speaker phone. And all my students just
came in and we're seeing you're listening to you. As
soon as we're done, turn it off because it's gonna
get dirty. Ye, Shannon, you heard what we're doing with
BICK right recognizing teachers with a Right for Teachers program.

(01:35:35):
I did. We were listening well fifth grade? Hey kids. Yeah,
when you get home today, tell your mom and dad
to go online and nominate Shannon. Or what is your
name in which missus Ford? Miss Ford? Yeah, miss Ford?
She could win a thousand dollars. Okay, now if you

(01:36:00):
would go, if you would go to the to the
chalkboard and write down this rite for teachers dot com.
It's w R I T E. The number four teachers
dot com and everyone who goes to that website and
nominates you you could win a thousand dollars. But until then,

(01:36:21):
we're gonna give you five hundred dollars. We're gonna have
a class party already. I love it. Of course, a
cash gift card from Bick on the way to you two. Okay, perfect,
Thank you so much. Hello lady, all right, hello, all
the kids and missus Ford, miss Ford's class, have a

(01:36:42):
beautiful day. Okay, when you get home today, find out
where mom and dad keep your money, can send it
to me. Hold on, Shannon, thank you so much, Shannon,
hold on one second. Yes, what you're in that classroom?
I just got so nostalgic could be in a classroom
all of a sudden. I remember at the end of

(01:37:02):
the day, the teacher would give us the spray ball.
We'd spray our desk, we wiped the desk, and then
we'd sit there and like we'd sing a song or something.
I just missed that for like, wow second, you know
I just said that. Nostalgia just clicking in my brain.
I'm like God, I'd love to be in a classroom
right now. You know. God see I'm older. We never
cleaned our desk. We just put our heads down in

(01:37:22):
pools of saliva. Such a good memory, Thank you, Shannon.
You guys remember my memory from grade school? Oh? What
was that when I ate Bill bill Cox's chapstick? Bill
Cox's whoa? Bill Cox didn't come to school one day
and he kept cherry chapstick in his desk. So I

(01:37:44):
used over. I grabbed down the whole thing. Oh yeah,
Bill Cox's chapstick was fabulous as Cox. By the way,
of course, it is okay, where's your head anyway? Danielle.
By the way, if you want to nominate a teacher
for a thousand dollars, it's right for teachers dot Com.
That's w R I te the number four teachers dot com. Danielle,

(01:38:07):
all right, let's talk up Brad Pitt. He says he's
not retiring. He said he's just going to be extra
selective on the roles he plays since he's past middle age.
Snoop Dogg and Blackish creator Kenya Barris they are teaming
up for a comedy called The Underdogs. So John Boyega
films something for Marvel, but he's not joining the Marvel universe,

(01:38:31):
even though these rumors are going around. I'm not sure
I believe him, but we'll see what happens. So Jeopardy,
you know, having their little rest their offseason, a lot
of changes coming their way. They're going to have a
Second Chance tournament of eighteen players who will compete for
a spot in the Tournament of Champions and the new
season Beavis and butthead will include music videos from BTS,

(01:38:52):
Post Malone, Olivia Rodrigo, b and Beavis even admits that
he's part of the BTS army really loves Willows Okay,
here we go. Willow Smith stopped her performance because somebody
had fainted in the crowd. They have it on video,
and people took too social to applaud her for doing

(01:39:13):
the right thing. She was in Pittsburgh opening up for
Machine Gun Kelly. Monica Lewinsky has asked Beyonce to remove
a lyric referencing her affair with former President Bill Clinton
from a song back in twenty thirteen. Now, she had
asked her to replace the lyric originally, but she's asking again.
So this is the lyric he Monica Lewinski all over

(01:39:35):
my gown, So first of all, it should be he
Bill Clinton all over here. Technically anyway, I'm gonna go
ahead and say she's probably not gonna get her wish
and stranger things. They just started writing the new season
season five, so we can't wait. And that's my Damiel Lavorida.
It's scary jokes. The good neighbors at State Farm believe
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(01:39:56):
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I love this. Why is it? I mean, what a
dumb question. I know the answer, okay, but it is
a proven fact through polling that couples have more sex

(01:40:19):
while they're own vacation didn't win they're at home because
you have these new scenes around your new rooms and
curtains and you don't have to get up and go
to work stuff like that, and sometimes you don't have
the kids with you and stuff like that. All romantic. Yeah,
but I think being in the new scene I think
could be right there at the top of the reason
why it's like, oh, it's a whole new bedroom oh,
especially if there's a good view woof, and maybe also

(01:40:42):
your own vacations, so maybe you a little cocktail or
two or three. All right, well, so, um that's why
if okay, hear me out. Let's say you're in a
great relationship, but you wish you could have more sex,
which is not unusual for the sex to drop off
with some people. Yeah, you're talking okay for a friend, right, okay, Um,

(01:41:03):
then how do you do that? Do you do? Look
at staycation like on a Saturday to night down the
street at the motel. You may do that, right, I
don't know if you want to switch it up. I mean,
I think that's a good idea. What if you went
to the guest bedroom, hello, I don't know, another bedroom.
Don't go to the kids bedroom, please, I don't know.

(01:41:24):
You know what the full story says. When Ganty and
now we're talking about this, she feels more disturbed because
you're all a bunch of you. You are going on
a trip soon. We're all going on a trip together,
not long. We all are. Yeah, well that's right, we are. Yeah,
that's so we're all gonna we're all bringing our plus
once exactly. There's gonna be a lot of sex, and

(01:41:45):
I know what's going to happen, and we're all going
to be together, and I'm uncomfortable. We'll be on a ship.
I know, don't bother knocking. If this ship is a
rocking you know, you know Nate's gonna get into something weird.
I mean, isn't just know in fact that sometimes no
matter where we are, if we leave the bar and
we're at the end of the night, there's a chance
some of us are gonna be doing it right if

(01:42:05):
if our other halves are with us, of course for sure,
but I just you know, how close are our rooms
going to be? Well? The great thing about that ship
is there pretty soundproof rooms. Yeah, I mean you could
murder somebody in there, said the mass murderer. Yeah, I
thought about that. I'm like, Oh, couples have more sex

(01:42:26):
on vacation. Huh, we're all going on vacation together. Well,
Sheldon won't be there, so guess what, I'll be good.
I'll come to your doors and put my ear to
the door. We all have to bring a toy for Danielle. Please.
Why can't we all bring a toy for Danielle? No,

(01:42:47):
thank you, Danielle can you, and can you please not
block me in my attempt? Oh no, because I am
your plus one as well. So it's me, Frank and
Lisa got well anyway else never know, Danielle gets in
the way. Okay, So what I'm saying is this, if
you're sitting there going you know what, Oh, you know what?
I really wish I could spark it up a little

(01:43:07):
bit in my relationship. Will keep what I said in mind.
Maybe you could be the person who in the relationship
who decides, well, I'm going to surprise him with a
weekend downtown at the time. Yeah, or whatever. It sanks
the scenery, that's true. Just the change of scenery is
a big deal. You know. Really, does that bother you
that we're all going to be having sex on the ship?
I've been thinking about it a lot, I really have been.

(01:43:29):
Does it bother people that the ship company Norwegian? I
hope they're not bothered? And actually we are the first
one is probably to have sex in those rooms because
we are the first one staying in those rooms. So
once you selling it, there you go, that's our room now,
all right, I want to do something kind of fun.
Don't play that yet, So as you know there's a

(01:43:53):
song by is it Will Smith? Yes, it wasn't DJ
Jazzy Jeff. It's both of them. Yeah. So it's DJ
Jazzy Jef and the Fresh Prince called Summertime. You've heard
it before, yes, and you hear that thing in the
background going yea, all right here, what's where here? Did

(01:44:17):
this come out? Do you know? Anyway? It came out?
All right? All right, good enough, good enough? So anyway? Uh,
did you know that he samples they sample a song
from the nineteen seventies called Summer Madness No Idea. And
I remember when this came out. It was like it

(01:44:39):
was always on the Smooth Jazz nights, like on Sunday
nights if we're getting one channel. Thanks. Anyway, when it
kicks in, you'll go, oh my god, this is the
song they sampled. You know, hear that little thing coming,

(01:45:05):
you know, recognize it from Summertime. So far I'm already
hear it. Anyway, here's a better sound here right here?
You recognize that one more that came out of nineteen

(01:45:27):
seventy four. It's such a trippy song. Very it's by
Cool and the Gang. Oh, the same people who brought
Celebreak time, Come on same people. That's crazy. I didn't
have no idea. I had no idea, And it's such
a trippy song. If you do, if you want to
make sure you put your earbuds in into a search

(01:45:48):
for summer madness by cooling the Gang right long before
many people listening were even born. What is it that
makes that noise? It's a So that's where they got

(01:46:10):
the foundation for this song. Wow, what a great song.
M sounded amazing. Cool in the Gang, So celebrate good times,
come on deep anyway, there you go. It's interesting. I
I don't know how much they made off of that.
I wonder if they made any if they made anything
off of them. You think they just said, sure, you

(01:46:32):
can have that sample. I don't know. It just makes
me wonder, like, how many songs do we listen to
that have sampling going on and we have no idea? Yeah?
So many? Yeah? That one just blew my mind. I
had no idea, Thank you. I knew it was from
an old song. I didn't know it was about cooling
the gang, which is like what yeah? Um, anyway, what's

(01:46:52):
the other song? They had a lot of a lot
of hits. There's a potty going on, right, that's celebrate.
How do you feel about sampling overall? Like, do you
feel like it pays respect or it's a cop out
and they're cheating and taking something cool? No, I think
it's an hard forms. It's music. It's musing. Absolutely. I
don't think you should sample someone without thanking them or

(01:47:13):
getting from her mission. Oh absolutely, she's fresh. Oh yeah, yes,
like that Fergie song with Jack Harlowe. If I was Fargie,
I would be like, dude, this is so cool, first class. Yeah, yeah,
that's awesome. Yeah, I don't know. How do you feel? Well? Listen,
done right? I think it's the best, like Notorious Big
that song momentey More Problems, which samples I'm coming out

(01:47:38):
right Diana Ross with the best song ever, both of them.
You know. It goes back to the club's Uptown in Harlem,
back in the day when DJ's would do a joint,
they would close it down, the kids would come and
they would sample. They they would do the turntables and
they would sample different songs and they would create the beat.
And that's really where, in my opinion, that's where it

(01:47:58):
came from. Reolutely an art form. Really, I think it
is it's now it's all computers. But that's those are
those are music instruments now, so no, so there you go.
I find it totally fascinating. Uh what else? Another cool?

(01:48:20):
The gang song? How're you gonna do? You want to
get down? What's the going down? Tummy? What's get down?
You want to get down? Sit down on it? You

(01:48:40):
want to get down? All right, that's enough of that.
I think we've done enough. Let's get into Gandhi's three
things and we move forward. I'll try to bring you
more musical stories. Thank you. Okay, you're very welcome. Gandhi.
What's going on? All right? Voters made their way to
the polls in five states yesterday to decide prime elections.

(01:49:01):
In Michigan, Tutor Dixon claimed victory. Meanwhile, Kansas is now
the first state in the nation to hold a vote
on abortion access after the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade.
Voters rejected an amendment that would have stripped the state
constitution of abortion rights. Voters also cast ballots today in Arizona, Missouri,
and Washington State. In a very controversial move, House Speaker

(01:49:23):
Nancy Pelosi addressed Taiwan's parliament, calling it one of the
freest societies in the world. She delivered those remarks early
this morning, of course, that was their local time. After
being warned against a visit by China. Beijing considers independently
governed Taiwan governed Taiwan to be part of China. Pelosi
said she was proud to lead a delegation with flourishing democracy.
This makes her the highest ranking US official to visit

(01:49:45):
the island in twenty five years. The White House had
expressed some concerns about the timing of the trip even
before it was confirmed, but President Biden said he respects
the Speaker's decision. And finally, we've all been talking about
this lottery. Nobody has claimed yea what real officials say.
The winner of last week's one point three four billion
dollars jackpot has yet to come forward. They're encouraging everybody

(01:50:07):
to check those tickets to see if they've won. The
Mega Millions ticket was sold at a gas station in
a Chicago suburb. As we mentioned, we may never know
who this person is, even if they do come forward.
In Illinois, lottery, winners of over two hundred and fifty
thousand dollars or more can choose not to have their
names revealed. I bet you if it's a gas station,
they have them on camera buying that ticket, So I
bet to get a look at it. And you know what,

(01:50:29):
they've been many times where people have not come forward immediately.
True if they never do, how long does it take
before they put it back in the Podn't is it
a year? Maybe? I don't know how long do they have?
We should look this up. What if it just rolls over?
What if somebody lost that ticket? Oh my god, that
would be crazy if you imagine. I'm sure it's happened before. Well,
all right, well let us know when they claim it. Okay,

(01:50:50):
we need to get to be friends with them. Okay,
I'm addicted to a secret. Buttholes tell grand in the morning.
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