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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I really wanted to start the show with rappers delight
with what's his name? I don't know. We'll, we'll, we'll,
we'll figure it out in a second. Welcome to the
Bonus Hour. This is Z one. It's a forming, A
beautiful day is forming up outside. What's the forecast from
now till Memorial Days? Gary, We got a sunny stretch,

(00:20):
gonna be sixty seven for a high today. Tomorrow looks
great too, high in the mid sixties. Could be some
rain at night on Saturday, but otherwise an awesome Memorial
Day weekend around seventy degrees and right now it's fifty seven.
All right, Well, welcome to the Bonus Hour. It's our
time just to be on Z one or wherever you're
listening around this great planet of ours, if you want

(00:41):
to listen to us on the one hundred New York.
Welcome to the show. Do we have anything we want
to accomplish this hour? Or do we just want to
sit back, relax and be fine? Yeah, let's let's relax.
What wasn't that drunk girl said from the beach in Texas?
She's as long as the are nights. We're all gravy baby,

(01:02):
we're all grave bababy all right, So we did have
a last minute vote. Come in on the text messages
the song to start the show with, and we all
agree it sounds so good hit it's scary, remember the
song Let's be called against Scary. This is Paul with
shifty shell shock and storry. I'd surprise once again. I

(01:33):
found myself with my friends danced in the night away.
It's like the body never ends. Then again, we don't
want it to stop because tonight to night ego sweatbox
least it being flashing nights, flound cards, been from our
stressed in stars and strike exact thicking a drinking ladies
and even and drinking with the making and matched into
the music. I could do anything, freaky, dicky stars, nikels
in pink butterflies. Love is nights so nice. I walk

(01:55):
into a club and I found fever dies. I'm seeing stars.
I can't believe my eyes and sug oh and start
me I surprise some day in the sun lies dance
all night. We're gonna dance all night, dance all night
and this DJ. I should be danced all night in
this d j Oh my star surprise surmise dance all night.

(02:17):
We're gonna dance all night, dance all night to this DJ.
Or Sugar Dance all night to this DJ. Dance all
night to this DJ. I love a dance all night
to this DJ. Now the record up with friends on

(02:39):
the trails. We played the water closing in. But that's
okay because I've been reading all week to feel this way,
and it feels so good, so good. I'm a top
of the world to cool was hid in the neighborhood,
So let me be a stop for one night. That's right.
Sweat box lays are being flashing light. You got to
feel the rush, feel the spice a light, the life
shifty Rosa days, got a surprise. Hyes inlets rise in

(03:00):
the makes the sick ones because what we alwaysdict them
to fund. Come on, come on, the fun is just begun.
Come on the front of this begun. Oh, my Starvy
I surprised Sunday in the Sunrise dance all night. We're
gonna dance all night, dance on night and this DJ.
I Sugar dance all night and this DJ. Oh and
my starby I Surprise and day Sunlights dance all night.

(03:25):
We're gonna dance all night, dance all night to this DJ.
I Sugar dance all night to this DJ. A dance
on all night to this DJ. Another dance all night
to this DJ. Yes, I see stars, I'm seeing stars.

(03:48):
I'm seeing stars and hen stars. I'm seeing stars, seeing stars.
I'm seeing stars and my starby I Surprise Sunday in
the Sunrise Dance All Night. All right, it's over. It's okay,

(04:19):
you know it was okay. I was like excited to
hear the intro, like, oh my god, I remember we
used to play this one one hundred all the time
and they're like halfway through. I'm like, what else, It's
gotta be something else? Okay? That bad. I'm sorry. Paul Openfold,
if you're listening, Um, I don't know where to start. Uh.
You know. Governor Murphy in New Jersey came up with
that line don't be a knucklehead. Every time someone would

(04:40):
go out and do something dastardly, he used the word knucklehead.
We were like, God, this is like something Dad would say. Well,
they're actually turning it into it don't be a knucklehead
campaign benefending the New Jersey pandemic relief funds. They want
everyone to chip in and try to design a shirt
and sell shirts. Don't be a knuckle head, design Max
stop barking. The money will be donated to the New

(05:05):
Jersey Pandemic Relief Fund. I love that more and more
people are talking about getting to the beaches this weekend,
and of course now we're hearing more and more restrictions
here and there. You need to have an idea that
says you're from the area and in some beaches. I
don't even know what your beaches rules are. Figure it out.
Why you laughing because Max is having a conversation with somebody.
He is just Someone asked me to day, do don't

(05:27):
you get a don't you get kind of irritated when
he barks like that? I'm like, I'm not still on.
I'm hearing noises? Am I still on? Okay? My my
boxes making noises in my head? Anyway, we've all been no, no, no,
So people say, don't you get really irritated when your

(05:48):
dog barks like no, that that's what dogs do. He's
doing what dogs are supposed to do. If they see
something unusual, they bark, and they're they're protecting you. You know,
I always say, my dog, my dogs are talking to
each other when they're barking like they're having a rotation.
Maybe they are, maybe they are, I don't know. Lazio says.
Even though public schools will be conducting summer schools through

(06:08):
remote learning, uh it's it's getting right, he says, New
York City public schools will be conducting summer school through
remote learning, and people are already enrolling, so they're ready
to go. What's new? What else is going on? What
other local news do we have to talk about today?
I like the Peter Luger steakhouse news. That's exciting. Yeah, yeah,

(06:30):
they haven't done that in a hundred thirty three years. Yeah.
You can call the restaurant, order pickup and delivery, or
you can use caviar or whatever. Uh yeah, Peter. Here's
the thing though, and I look, I want I want
them to prosper, I want them to do well. But
there's nothing like going into Peter Lugers and those old
cranky waiters start yelling at I think I'll have the

(06:56):
New York trip now, Okay, you tell me, Okay, yeah,
I meant I missed it down. I missed going to
Peter Luker's. And you can still get the steak sauce.
I have that steak sauce at my refrigerator all the time. Uh. Yeah,
Well Daniel, what happened? Did you drop your can? Yeah,
we'll drop my phone. It's actually a pretty cool thing

(07:16):
on On that you can take part in tonight. It's
actually a tribute to hold On um uh Mandy Gonzalez
who was in Hamilton's. She just beat breast cancer. So
they're doing a virtual thing tonight. Linn Manuel, Miranda, Sir,
Elton John and Moore are going to do a virtual

(07:38):
Hot Pink Evening. It's a virtual Hot Pink Evening and
it's the Hot Pink Party, but it's gonna be a
virtual format and it's gonna be a lot of fun.
And the way you get in is to donate money.
So if you go to Hot Pink Evening dot org,
the pre reception is at seven forty five, everything else
starts at a PM. You donate some money and you're
in and you can take play. You can take part

(07:59):
in this and it's gonna just be a lot of fun.
A Broadway tribute to Mandy Gonzalez. And if you're into
Broadway something, uh, you go to Hot Pink Evening dot
Org And like I said, today's the twentieth, right, so
it's going on today tonight? All right? Excellent? I love
hearing that. I was thinking hot pink. What do I
have in my arsenal of clothing that's hot pink? Anyway?

(08:22):
And and I actually opened my closet last night and
looked at some I brought some clothes out here that
you are you know, stuff you would wear out if
you went out. Of course, I'm not going anywhere. And
I was like, wow, what have I just like put
some nice clothes on and just sit here in the house.
Is it worth it? It'd rather you're stretches. No. I
did it the other day. I was just feeling like

(08:43):
a bum, and I was like, man, my poor boyfriend
has been seeing me look like a crazy lion for
like a month straight. Let me just attempt to do
my hair and put on normal clothes. And I felt great.
It actually was nice. I think you should do it
more often also to make sure things still fit. Yeah,
it may fit. We received a text say I'm opening
my restaurant tomorrow. I'm so scared. I'll listen to you
guys every day. I've been listening to you for years.

(09:04):
Wish me luck. I wish men who you were. Eric
could six or three? Let us know Connie online one
is six months pregnant and wants to shout out to
all the pregnant people out there, all the pregnant people
in the house. Hey, how are you doing. I'm good.
I'm good staying positive through all this. Yes, and it's

(09:26):
easy to do sometimes, you know, if you put your
mind to it. Now, what is it like carrying a
child during this as you call it? Um? I mean,
it's it's all right. I mean when this all started,
I was stuck at home, basically not able to go anywhere.
My husband was about getting all the shopping done, and
I was just kind of taking walks around the block

(09:47):
with my dogs. Thank God my dog is with me
because he's just so cute and cuddly and I love
to cuddle him when I need it. Yeah, they're great,
They're they're awesome. But what about it. It's a mom
bringing a child into this world like this. I mean,
I must assume it. It's it gives you like things
to think about, like how you want to raise your child,

(10:08):
knowing that this is possible in your life. Oh. Absolutely,
Me and my husband, Like I look at him, I'm like,
what's going on in the world, Like, you know, this
is not obviously what we grew up with. When we
grew up, it was totally different. And now there's new
things you gotta worry about and it's concerning. But you
know you can't let that stop living your life. No,

(10:29):
and you won't. And now now with a baby on
the way, I mean, is is this your first Connie? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
And you know, throw the rules, the rule books out
the window. I'm just assuming, as we've heard from Danielle
and others who have had babies, that it's like you
make up the rules that you go. You know, you're
gonna use your brain and you're gonna do the make
the right decisions, and I bet you're gonna have a
great life, a great life with your family. Connie, congratulations

(10:53):
to you, Oh, thank you so much. Yeah. And having
a dog too, that's the icing on the cake. I
love that kind of dog. I have a little Yorki,
but he's like a different breed. He's like seventeen pounds
and he almost looks like a fox. Wow, he's bigger
than the baby is when the baby comes out, so

(11:13):
don't worry. You're good, do you imagine? Oh my god,
congratulations to you. And you're bringing you're bringing this child
into a great world as long as you're in it.
So you're and have a great day to day. Okay,
it'll be good here, Thank you so much. All right,
people are yelling at us because we didn't play rappers. Delight,

(11:35):
all right, we okay, we may have to do that.
Let's get into the three things we need to know, gandhi,
what's going on? Well, all right, we may be getting
better protection from the coronavirus once things start to get
going again. On the subways, the MTA started an ultraviolet
light pilot program that they say is proven to kill
COVID nineteen. They're testing two and thirty minute or portable

(11:56):
UV lamps on subways first. If it works, those UVY
lamps would be used on the Long Island Railroad and
Metro North trains. And yes, ultra violet lights are effective
and allegedly safe to humans, so don't worry about that part.
And I don't know if you guys saw this, but
did you see the political activists from New Orleans who
rented out the Brooklyn barber shop? If you didn't. This

(12:17):
guy has been very upset about social guideline guidelines and restrictions,
so he came to Brooklyn and rented out a barbershop
for a day, then had a camera crew come and
film him cutting his girlfriend's hair because he wants to
protest everything that's going on. Of course, the police came
and shut him down pretty quickly and he was given
a warning. And finally, guys, it's Fleet Week in New

(12:38):
York City. But for obvious reasons, I know this year
it's gonna be all virtual. The event is gonna rock,
I know, and it'll show new content daily. On face
it's not the same at all. There will be new
stufdaily Facebook, Twitter, Instagram. If you want to go look,
you can have video tours of a guided missile destroyer
and aerial images as well. But that's gonna be Fleet

(12:59):
Week this year. And those are your three things. Wow,
how weird? Add that to the list. Oh, by the way,
opening her restaurant tomorrow. Her name is Ashley in New Hampshire.
Her name is of the restaurant is Al Burritos A
L B U R R I T O. S Oh
doesn't a burrito sound great? Right now? I just said
she's a little nervous about opening up tomorrow. Good. It's
okay to be a little nervous. You're excited to I

(13:21):
bet that's great. Uh. Text messages rolling in, uh talking
about being pregnant. My sister just gave birth to her
baby April. He was three months premature. Y has to
stay in the hospital till July. It's tough on her.
She can see him two hours a day. But I
bet anything, it's gonna be good. Uh. Let's see. I'm
gonna give a shout out to my parents. My dad's
the CEO of her Critical Access Hospital long term care facility.

(13:43):
My mom is the director of nursing there as well.
They've been under so much stress trying to keep all
the residents and staff safe. They're amazing and I've been
buying lunch for the staff every Friday since this started.
They deserve so much love. Uh, Emily, to your mom
and dad. Cheers, bottoms up, and there you go. Very local,
but noteworthy shout out to Jill Oliva. We love Jill Olliva.

(14:05):
She's worked with us at the one hundred for a
long time. Her daughter is celebrating her sweet sixteen on Sunday,
she had sewn over two hundred masks, raised six hundred
dollars and donated all to Angels of Long Island, St.
Vincent de Paul Society and the help petch Hog Restaurants
Feed hospital workers go fund me page. So there you go.
Jill's been on our sales team for closer to twenty

(14:25):
years now. So Jill, congratulations on having such a cool daughter.
I feel like I just made all the class announcements
and I'm like the assistant, thank you. All right, let's
take a break. We have more with a bonus hour
one one now, even more of Elvis random show. Here's

(14:46):
Elvis see one hundred. It is the bonus hour. Should
I go ahead and warm up my grill? Now? I
am so ready to grill this weekend. Good, Yes, bring it. Yeah,
we're gonna take it out. We're do you put it?
It's onto the deck. It's like unto the one of
the grills, and we have one big not then we

(15:06):
have my husband's not listening. We have one big grill
that I have to whisper he's in the next room,
one big grill that like he doesn't like to clean,
so like he makes every excuse, and I'm like, hey,
let's grill. He's like, yeah, well, you know, let's just order.
I'm like, dude, let's just grill. Let's just order. Like no,
let's grill. I don't think he's like, don't like to clean? Well,

(15:31):
I like to clean, yea once again. You know, I
woke up this morning and I needed I needed to
clean because I couldn't come down here and do the
show knowing there's dishes in the sink from last night upstairs.
So then I realized, you know, there's trash I didn't
take down to the trash can, so I had to
drive trash down to the trash can. And then then
I realized, oh my god, you know, and I looked
at the clock. It it was like twenty minutes till
those started. And this is one of those things about

(15:53):
working at the house. You do, you know, chores while
you're working. And I don't know what. Every morning I
do the toilets in the morning because I have three boys,
do you know what it's like every single morning, I'm like,
oh gosh, I cleaned the bathroom before I come and
sign on for the show. And then I watched this
and then by the time, I'm like, oh my gosh,
I gotta go downstairs and sign on. They're gonna think

(16:14):
that I overslept, just like you're picking it boy Pond.
And I'm sure he doesn't claim any of that is
his own, doesn't now. He accused Brandon of peeing on
the floor the other day and he was like, what
is wrong with you? Why would I do that? I'm like,
I don't know, you're a boy because I hear all

(16:34):
of this from like Danielle that it happens all the time.
It was not he it was condensation because I took
such a long hot shower from the side of the
toilet that it dripped down. And he's like, what do
you think of me? Do you think I'm like an
idiot two year old? I peeing all over the floor?
It's wrong. And in the middle of the night, you guys,
in the middle of the night, you're gonna tell me

(16:55):
that sometimes you haven't missed in the middle of the night.
We know why I don't, because the night I sit
I p and I'm proud to admit it. If if
if the lights are off, or if I'm just kind
of wobbly because I'm still half asleep. I will sit
down in pee and the night. Yeah, no shame you
two frog. Do you have any shame but sitting at no?

(17:17):
Absolutely no, no shame because you know of the night.
I don't want to spray all over the room. I'd
lose my balance. I'm tired. I don't want to turn
the light on and blind myself. No, I sit down.
I know I'm not gonna miss Even if it hangs
in the water a little bit, I'll deal with it. Yeah,
you wish it hangs in the water the lower you're okay,

(17:39):
you're not laughing. You're an old lady. Years all hang
in the water too. You get them fixed. They don't
hang anyone. When you get what are we doing here?
Should we get into the Daniel Report? Is that what
we do here? Okay? I can't hear straight Nate Westraight? Nat?
I mean you could. Were you gonna talk about cereal

(17:59):
or no? Oh? Okay, well, okay, thank you for listening
to the Bonus Hour. Shody B has been with us
since the very beginning. He of course, he and Andrew
are hosts of our favorite one of our favorite podcasts
called Serial Killers. Well have you seen the new design
of two Can Sam from the Fruit Loop box. Unfortunately

(18:20):
I have Oh Kellogg. Kellogg's just redesigned Too Can Sam
from Fruit Loops Fruit Loops and he's got a turquoise
body and a psychedelic rainbow beak, and a lot of
people are saying they hate it. Yeah, they hate him.
What is the problem with Too Can Sam? Well, he
looked he looks like some cracked out anime bird. You know,

(18:42):
he's just he you want two Can from back in
the day. Two Can has been around since the sixties,
you know, or even earlier. Too Can Sam. You can't
mess with him. He's a classic character and he's completely
changed now. And it just seems like it's being more
geared towards kids because they debuted on the Nickelodeon Kids
Choice Awards a puple of weeks ago. That's when we
first saw him. And I'm not sure if he's actually

(19:03):
gonna make it onto the boxes. I believe he's just
for the commercials. But we'll see how that plays out. Well,
I know, but I mean, aren't Fruit Loops geared toward
kids mainly? Yeah? But I think older kids eat them
and adults like me, kids like forty year old kids
exactly exactly. Are you and Andrew still doing past Yes,

(19:24):
we are. We still do two a week. We're going
to record another one today. There's a brand new cereal
that came out from General Mills called Minions and um
that one is a funky colored cereal with marshmallows plus
my cereal Squirrel at the shop, right, Joel, He just
texted me and they got the brand new apple Jack's
caramel in, so I'm gonna go pick those up today.
That sounds like a tasty treat. It's like apple dipping caramel,

(19:48):
perfect for Halloween and broadcasting. But you're staying in closing
that Kellogg's made a mistake by changing to can Sam
to look like a crackhead anime bird. I think so.
I think he will be reverted back to the original
you can Sam do everything bad crackhead. I don't know.
I know that that particular version of two cand Sam

(20:08):
just looks like it. He looks like he's like wigging
out on something, you know what, Gandhi. But Scotty is
also one of those people who calls every drug on
the planet dope and thinks it makes people here we
go he does, he said, people who smoked, smoke, dope
or dirty and they have tattoos. To him about the
crackhead bird, I think the well, it's because you're a crackhead,

(20:32):
Because girl crackhead with your weed and your tattoos. Yeah,
you have a sereal squirrel at shop right? What is that?
My buddy Joel that works there. Every time a brand
new cereal hits the market, he sends me a text message,

(20:54):
Hey man, you have this one yet? And you know
and I'll run down there and pick it up. He
hides it in the back office for me. Living in
this world, I do not understand. Nobody does, and nor
should anybody. We love you kids are different. Yes, so
all drugs are considered dope and if you smoke pot,

(21:15):
you're dirty. And I have tattoos. And you have a
serial world at the stopping shop right, yeah, Scott, you are.
And Danielle. Danielle joins us for our new episode on Friday.
Oh you do part of Serial Killers? What's wrong? Come

(21:36):
on in? He sends me cereal in baggies. It's very funny.
They arrive at my house all numbered in little baggies
and I'm not allowed to eat them until we do
the episode. Yeah, all right. Well, as I told you,
Alex left for a few days. He you know, he
comes and goes. He's three days here, four days out

(21:57):
or whatever. So when he leaves, I have to assess
us the damage. Um, and I'm not talking you know,
like doing all the laundry and you know, and cleaning
up the kitchen and doing you know whatever. He's very
clean when it comes to cleaning up dishes. But he
knocked a speaker that was mounted off the wall off
the wall while he was here because he thought he

(22:17):
was just the sound. And also when he was digging
holes to plant basil, he cut a hole in the
irrigation line. So when when the when the sprinklers come on,
it shoots water forty five ft into the air. So
that's fun. It is a guy. This is so, this
is what happens. But every every time Alex Lee's I

(22:38):
have to assess the damage. So actually it's not a
bad week. We're okay, it's okay. It's so if you
need me, I'll be out plugging up holes in irrigation
lines and remounting speakers. What are you doing today? Stores
around the house today, because Froggy usually has chores, but Nate,
what do you do around the apartment of the condo?

(22:58):
What do you do? It's it was a until if
there's a problem, I just emailed them. I mean it's
pretty nice. It's rather enjoyable not having to do any work.
You've gone. What are you doing around the house today?
Around the house? Absolutely nothing, because the boyfriend handles everything
as soon as it pops up. He gets up in
the middle of the night and cleans and drills shelves
into the wall and does all kinds of stuff, So

(23:19):
I would in the middle of the night. Yes, that's great,
that's awesome. Frog. I know you've got it. Some yard
work or something going on today? What do you do
for sure? For sure, I've got some I need to
finish cleaning out some of the landscaping beds and putting
down some bark today, right, but putting down bark, Danielle,
what's your what's your big mission today? I'm gonna go

(23:41):
geo catching and get I've decided. And yeah, I have
a fourteen year old son. So the other day I said,
this band is there needs to be painted, so he
did that. You know, scary. What are you doing today
around the house? I have stacks of unnecessary paper and things.
An old male. It's inside of my washing machine because

(24:06):
I have no place to store it's take it. It's been.
That's where I've been storing it inside like a sideloader.
You know. I don't like send them out. But anyway,
so I did, right, But so so I'm gonna. I
need to take them out. I need to shred. I
need to shred them. I need to throw stuff out.
I need to go through things. But wait, hold on,

(24:26):
you store things in your washing machine? Okay, don't you
store stuff washing machine? You're one person in your house.
You have a washer and a dryer, and you send
them out. The dryer's full too, with your story? What

(24:46):
are your story? In your dryer? More papers and things
like old junk stuff. I don't want my insight, so
I have to shove it in someplace. Yeah, you're hoarding.
Here's what you should do, just just for fun, get
high and go turn them on your dryer and start
tumbling and washing all the papers and stuff like a

(25:10):
news stories made of This is like the stuff like
you see a news story and you're like the man
stored papers and dry like this is not normal people,
uffins as a shoe Wrex. This is the guy who
yesterday said he wanted to take a broom and start
beating a robbin's mess. We have that. Daniel has her
report all the way, Daniel, what do you have coming up?

(25:32):
I'm getting over this. Pete Davidson has something the King
of Staten Island movie on the way. I'll talk about that.
Why do you send your clothes out when it's just
you in your house? Like, how much clothes could you
possibly have that you can't wash and dry them yourself.
It's the worst thing in the world is to have

(25:52):
to wash and dry and iron I like when things
coming a nice little all right, thank you, Uh, it's
all good. Let him do it. It's just she's scary.
I'll take a break. You back after that. You have
earned a significant bonus. Now even more of Elvis durandom
to show. Here's Elvis. It is the bonus hour. I

(26:17):
know I keep asking Scary for some weather, but I
just want to make sure we're set because we got
a very important weekend on the way. Scary, what's going on?
We are right on track Sunshine into the mid sixties today,
the same for tomorrow and Memorial Day weekend looks great
high round seventy each day. Could get some rain on
Saturday night, but otherwise just gorgeous right now fifty eight.

(26:39):
I love this article I was reading in the New
York Post. Uh. And this is especially for you, Condh
because I know you're you're you're my science girl, through
and through. Give me, give me some science music. Scary.
NASA scientists detect evidence of parallel universe where time runs backward.
I love it. That is heading. Does that mean a

(27:02):
planet of Benjamin Button's, because that's what I picture what
it could be. We also call that, you know, South Florida.
But that's what's happening. I'm just gonna read the article
from the Post. They wrote it beautifully. Uh. In a
scenario straight out of the Twilight Zone, a group of
NASA scientists working on an experiment in Antarctica have just
detected evidence of a parallel universe where the rules of

(27:23):
physics are the opposite of our own. So, in other words,
where they're saying, thirteen points something billion years ago, when
the Big Bang happened, two identical universes were born ours
and then that one. But the difference is their time
is going a different direction of ours as ours whatever
that means. I wish Governor Cuoma was here to explain,

(27:47):
explain it the simplest explanation. Well, this phenomenon is that
the moment of Big Bang thirteen billion years ago to
universe as were formed. Now, what does that mean? There's
ours in one that from our perspective, is running in

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reverse with time going backward. Thank you. I never will
be able to nail the Governor. I said a little
British on that one. Sorry about that anyway. I just
think that's so cool. It's nice to know that, you know,
even though we look at COVID nineteen as being the
end all and biggest thing to affect our lives ever,

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look there. Actually it's a tiny little blip in the
grand scheme of things. Look at the universe. Yeah, you
know what I'm saying. We always make our issues. Yeah,
we always make our issues, even though we do have
to live in reality here with this crap. We always
make them out to be the only thing that has
has ever mattered and will ever matter. It's not true.

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So I understand that. You know, light of the end
of the tunnel, we're gonna get out of this thing
soon and have another universe waiting for us with Benjamin
Button lives. All right, let's get into daniel Report, Danielle,
what's going on? Alright? So Pete Davidson has returned to
Instagram and he's only been on not very long, three posts,

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two point three million people already following him again because
they were waiting him to come back, and just in
time to promote his latest film, The King of Staten Island.
It is going straight to video on demand, but especially
if you're from Staten Island, you definitely want to see it.
June twelfth is when you can. Lady Gaga, she is
debuting a brand new Stupid Love makeup palette. It came
out yesterday eighteen beautiful shades, inspired by her upcoming album,

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which is out very soon, and her first song, of course,
from the album, is called Stupid Love. So that's pretty cool.
Two handwriting experts claim that the signatures on the will
and power of Attorney of Carol Baskin's missing husband Dawn
were forged and you know she wound up getting his millions.
What is so funny? Behind you? They'd think they're playing

(30:02):
light and see please Lord. I never ever want to
returned to the main studio. I just want to work
like this, just cats every day. We really are something
about these cats. Forget my report. These cats, they are
so much like us. They fit into my my household

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so perfectly, like they're the best personalities we could have
ever asked for. And we actually adopted them from Cubby,
who's on you know, kat you one of our other stations,
I mean late Light f I'm sorry. Now he's on
Light and he rescues cats, and they're just a perfect
fit for us because they're crazy, just like my family. Anyway,

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it's just it's a great side show going on while
we watched your report. In the background, we see cats
climbing up curtains. Cricket. Nat is not amused. Amused. Look
at Nate's face, he's got pissy face on was amused.
I'm sorry, I enjoyed it. Whatever, cat all right, and

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let me finish off with j Lo. So I don't know,
you can go on and on. We go to Elvis
Duran at Elvis Duran show on Instagram. There's a j Lo.
She took a selfie in her gym and there's a
man in the background. At first we thought he was
wearing a mask. Now it looks like someone put their
hand over his face. But now some people think, well,
is he planted? Did they want him there? Who knows?

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Somebody else said maybe she kidnapped him. I'm gonna go
ahead and say I doubt j Loo is kidnapping people.
But it's really funny, So go check it out when
you give a chance. Oh what else should I talk about?
Kristen Bell launching a cbd uh skincare line, so that
I don't know what does cb D do for your skin?
I know what it does for you for other things,
like for calming, for anxiety, if you have eggs and pains.

(31:51):
I wonder what he has to look it up, I'll
tell you what it does. It has the letter CBD
on it, so they think people like scary will buy this.
So washing machine for paper storage will pay money for
my CBG. I can't. And the Webby Awards went virtual

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this year, which in my book, they should always be
virtual because they're the Webby Awards. But okay, Jimmy Fallon
won something. John Krasinski want something for his some good news,
Miley Cyrus, Little Nasax want something for Panini, And you
said something else, won Elvis that you were talking New Jersey.
The state of New Jersey has the funniest tweets, so
that's I followed them. But anyway, yeah, they want to

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win up New Jersey. And I hospened up with Kamila Kameo.
She partnered with master Card. She's gonna bring us a
couple of mini concert series. She's taking some of her
older songs that we love, revamping them with some other
popular songs. Next Wednesday will be the first one. The
catch just ran out of this room Cha. June third

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will be the second of the concert series. I'm gonna
punish them later. They're gonna be grounded. Here's the thing
when when j Lo took that photo of herself looking
all hot right yea, and the guy shows up in
the background, it's taking all of the attention off of
her and focusing on this guy. And it's the same

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as watching Danielle. We don't give a rats ass what
she says that her reports. We just want to watch.
We want to watch those cats, the Dynamic. I'm gonna
start an Instagram page for them, the Dynamic duo, Diggie
and Fred I love Hey, Nate, I'm just asking in
the room. What time should we start the song? That's

(33:39):
all a nice right right now. I didn't mean when
I said song by question mark by what time? The
I will tell you who the song is by. It
is by sugar Hill Gang. This is great. We're really
gonna play. I love it. Thank you for listening to
the Z one hundred bonus hour out everybody. Thanks for

(34:03):
listening to see one hundry. I said, to hit, they

(34:28):
do the hit. However, you don't stop the rocket to
the band man, but you say up jump the bigger
to the rhythm of the bigger to be Now, what
you here is not a tax. Stop the rappid to
the b and me the groove and my friends are
gonna try to move your feet. See, I am wonder
mine and I like your saying hello to the block,
to the white, the red and the round of the

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pripple and yellow. But person, I gotta bang bang the
buggy to the bigger, said, I'll jump the bigger to
the bank. Game, will you let's rock? You don't stop
up the riddle that I'm mean jump by that wrong?
So far you've hurt my voice said, But I brought
two friends a long and next on the rock is
my man hand can come on and send that, so
check it out. I'm the C A X and the

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OV eight and the rest is and very why you
see I go by the cold of the doctor of
the mix and these reasons, I'll tell you why you
see him six foot one and I'm turning to fund
and I guess to a TV. You see, I got
more clothes than my hammadi, and I get so vicious.
I got by the guards. I got two big cards
that definitely ain't the whack. I gotta linking cop to net.

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I'm so you gotta loac softer school. And I take
a dip in the pool which is real that on
the wall. I gotta color TV so I can see
the next play basketball him and talking my check book
and it calls more money, and then a sucker could
never spending. But I wouldn't give a second or pom
from the rock and not a doctor. I made it together,
never about I get old till off more si off.

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What's he gonna do today? Because I'm gonna get a
fly girl, gonna get some spring to drive off in
a Oh j jail. Your girl stops acting up, then
you take her friend I'm not the jail. It's on you.
What you're going to do well, it's on and not

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And the know the beat don't stop into the breaker, don't.
When I said the m A s a t r
achieve with a double e, I said, I go by
the unforgettable name of the man they called her master Gee.
Well my name is no one all over the world
but all the fox. The ladies said the dead girls,
I'm going down in history as the battered up the
ever couldn't be. Now I'm feeling the highs and you're

(36:37):
feeling the lowest. The beat starts picking into your too.
You start pumping your fingers, then stopping your feet and
moving your body by you're sitting and you stopping that
damn they start doing the freak, I said the boy,
I write it out it you see, Stan, you throw
your hands high in the air. You're rocket to the
bags and get their air. You're rocking to the beat
without the kid with the shore shot mcs for the affair. Now,

(36:57):
I'm not as told as the rest of the game,
but I wrapped you to beat just the same. I
got a little face at a bar by Oh my,
here a dude. Ladies his hip the tip, I sing
it on and the knowing and knowing on the north
the beat, don't stop it to the freaking door. I
was singing on and the knowing and noing. No one
there knowing like a hot butt of the pop that box,
the box give it that they bock the bop bop.
You don't there, stop and come alive, y'all. Give me

(37:18):
what che god. I guess by now you can take
a hunch and find that I ampt the baby of
the bunch with that silk kay, I still keeping strikers
all I'm here to do with because I'm wigging you're behind,
singing on and the noing and no and noing to beat,
don't stop it to the prayer door and sing it
on and the noing and knowing on the noing Right
rock y'all A throw on the floor. I'm gonna feed
your head. I'm gonna feed your day. I'm gonna move

(37:38):
you out of this at your fix because I want
to be come and I'll shop your mind. I'm put
the tip dick gigs in yore behind you. Say the one, two, three, four,
Come on, girls, get on the floor. I come on live, y'all,
give me what cha go, cause I'm guaranteed to make
you rock and said one, two, three four telling me
what to Mike, what are you waiting for? The hip rock?

(37:58):
They hit it through the head and a hip hid behind.
But you don't stop rock it to the bang making
the book and say jumped the bugget to the rhythm,
mother bigger to beat? What's kidding to me? My weed
rocket Scooby Diddy, We guess what America? We love thee
because it's dinner room with as so much so you
can rock the your hundred and one years old. I
don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boat, but
we're like hot butter on the breakfast toast, block it up,

(38:20):
a baby ba babba bas b bappa to buget babbaye
the bugger tipa beat beat and so unique. Come on,
and everybody has to dance to the meat he ever
went over. Our friends has to eat and the food
just ain't no good. I mean the maccaroni. So I
get the peas all monthday and the chicken tastes like wood.
So you try to play it off like you think
you can't buy it, saying that joe full and then

(38:40):
your friend says, Mama, he's just being polite. He ain't
finish your hollo that's full, So your heart starts captain.
Then you think of a lie and you say that
you already ate, and your friends says, man, there's plenty
of food, so keep poll for more on your plate.
But while the sticky boosh steam in your mind starts
to dream another moment, it's time to leave. And then
you look at your paint in your chickens little gout
and into something that looks like cheese. So you see,

(39:02):
that's it. I got to leave this place. I don't
care what these people fake. I'm just sitting here and
making myself noxious with the suddenly food that steaks. So
if I stop been doing while it's still close, still
sick from the food, you ate, and then you run
to the store for quick re leaf from my body
look old pec taine. And then you call your friend
a two weeks later up to see how he has
been and he says, I understand about the food, babe,

(39:26):
but bapah, where we're still friends? Or with a him
to him me to the him and a hip hip hoppy,
you don't stop the rocker to the bad man can
say I'll jump the rigging to the rhythm mother brigging
the bead