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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast Elvis.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Show.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
It is a fifteen minute show podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Something tells me we're going to get into a lot
of trouble on today's podcast. Danielle is here, and there's
Scottie Bee drinking his liquid sud shot and drama, and
there's Gandhi and there's Nate, and there's Scary and there's
Garrett and here we are back from vacation making fun
of Scotty b first trapping all over social media?
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Not rename it from the Serial Killers Studio to the
first Trap Studio.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Why why is it a thirst trap?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Because you are you're in there being sexy Zaddy boy,
you know, on the beach in Jamaica.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
What's the what's the what's the definition of thirst track?
I'm trying to get people to click on the you.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Got that face on? Yeah that hey come hither face.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
No shirt off?
Speaker 4 (01:04):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yes, no, I had a bathing suit on.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
No, but were you wearing pants and there?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yes, I had a bathing suit on. I was taking
a quick break. Yeah, a little liquid sundshote break the java.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
And so there's another thing going on you need to
know about to says you listen to this fine podcast
is whenever Scotty Bee posts, he always has a clever,
clever sentence describing the scene in the photo.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Can I here's when you here's the caption.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
You should have used coffee tea me or me coffee
tea or me?
Speaker 5 (01:36):
The music to wait wait wait wait, this is the music.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
No, it's Jamaican.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
That's come get Me, Come get Me music.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Well, so you another reason you should follow Scotty b
is because he does have very very predictable posts and things.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
He said, and we love seeing you naked on the beach. Okay,
you had a good time. You had a great time
in Jamaica though, right beach is negrill was it was
just gorgeous. It was just it's scary at a wonderful
time in Jamaica as well.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
Yeah, Sandals Dun's River let me tell you something. See
it's crazy, yes, no question, Yeah, I loved it.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Go ahead.
Speaker 6 (02:19):
And because Sandals is an adult, it's adults only. So
I got the best of my favorite world with you know,
for me not having kids around and just doing things,
you know, with with couples and people hanging out at
bars and drinking, swim up pools things like that.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Scary had some shirt off pictures too.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
How come you don't get you? Hold on a second, well,
I hold on no.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
I made it a point to try to only be
filmed shirtless from behind, although.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
A couple of frontal pictures of me got in there.
Stay snuck in there somehow, half frontal by the half frontal. Yeah, yeah,
of course, sonyway, you look fine.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Look you having a good time.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Okay for fifty I dare say, he's only in second
quarter out you Yes, I'm being totally serious. All right, Okay,
well there you go. But you know you're in the
fourth quarter.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
The problem is when the sun is overhead and you
you're filmed shirtless, the sun casts a shadow over your boobs,
making them look thick.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
They're bigger than they really, Oh no to self, Yes,
oh yeah, it's it's it's sort of like the sun
dial philosophy.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Yes, I guess, bit so I like.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
When it's cloudy out. And then Danielle.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Danielle actually drove down the turnpike to Jackson, New Jersey. Yes,
six Flags, great adventure, but she went on safari. It
looks so cool.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Well, because there's you know, they have the Safari that
they have now Safari, the Safari trucks they drive you through.
It's a whole big experience. But now they have Savannah
Sunset Resort and spa where you actually stay on the
safari and it's glamping and it's They're so cool. We
got to meet like a new animal every day at
a certain time, like a small animal. I pet a snake,
which I thought I would never do because that was
(03:57):
one of my dad's biggest fears.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Sneake me too.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
But I put a snake. I'm so so yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
It wasn't slimy, wasn't anything like that.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
They feel like boots.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
But the best one to me was the giraffes. They
are my favorite animal. They are so fantastic and I
love them so much, and I couldn't get enough of them,
learning about them and seeing them and watching them.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
They're so majestic, aren't there majestic?
Speaker 5 (04:22):
And they're so inquisitive and they're like they want to
be in your business. It's so cute, Like if you're
doing something, they're like, what are you going? Like they're
like sticking your head on over and they have a
lot of VIP experiences that you can add on to
your stay, so you can pet rhino or you can
like you know, encounter just giraffes a little bit closer.
But to wake up every single morning and have animals
in your backyard, giraffes in your backyard, like it was
(04:44):
just the coolest thing.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
It was so cool awesome. Yeah, So, Garrett, what did
you do on vacation?
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Well, aside from keeping this show afloat and David Cat's
turning it off as we talked about on the show,
I had my niece's wedding down in a Jersey over
the weekend. So my niece and new uh I guess
what would I call her husband? Then nephew in law,
Kylie and Ben. They got married. It was great. But
(05:10):
in the hotel we stayed at, the room right next
to us was the door was burst busted down by
the cops because someone's parents called for a wellness check
and they tracked their credit card to the room right
next to it. And I've never seen anything like this.
It's like imagine watching Cops but live. So I'm with
(05:31):
my two kids. The cops have their their flashlights on
and going oh boy, yeah, no, that's that's that's a
crack pipe. Yeah no, that's powder. Wow, all right, yeah, no,
they're not here, by the way, No they're not here.
You can tell the parents they're they're not here. They're
not here.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
The room was flipped upside down. And and then so wait,
hold on, this is your vacation highlight.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
I've never experienced anything like this, Elvis. So I'm like, well,
so I asked the cops as they're leaving, I go, hey,
between us, should should I move my family? And they're like, oh,
this is a very safe hotel. And I go, sir,
in all fairness, you're leaving with two bags of god
knows what with you. You're the brown paper bags, say otherwise,
(06:17):
And they took the danger with them.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
They took the danger with them.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
So then then so I come home that night and
there's a little pamphlet the cops left about, you know,
don't do drugs. But it looked like, you know, uh,
you know, a delivery worker would like slip it under
the door for like Chinese food or pizzas for the
kids the next day.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
The next day, they can't. That's that's my thing. I mean,
they left their drugs there. No I'm thinking I come
back and try to find them.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
So the hotel goes, oh, we asked them to leave
three days ago. I go, I'm pretty sure they're back
in that room right now. Knock on the door. Excuse me,
as anybody cut the forgotner. I'm like, oh boy, God,
I go, Alie, take the kids out the back, please,
my niece. My niece is in her wedding dress, ready
ready to leave. As the cops are entering to to
escort them off the property. I go, I go, excuse me, officer,
(07:04):
I question, why wouldn't you arrest these people?
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Well, it's just a wellness check.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
I go, you literally left with the god knows what
paraphernalia in there, and you're not doing any well. We
can't because we didn't see them. Do You were in
their room and you took all this stuff. So I
love your vacation. Vacation there you get?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
That's crazy?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
And Nate, what did you do? I was just trying
to do some drugs in New Jersey. I mean, I
don't know. People kept knocking on the fucking door. Okay,
sounds like you had a great time. All right, Well, look, uh, you.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Know we're still doing our five minute, fifteen minute morning
show podcast, because it's the.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Summer hours and summer night till we're over twenty first,
we're over, We're over.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Yeah, and the fall hours, we're going to fall behind.
So we're when you behind, you lose time.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Minute, we're gonna fall fall back.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
All right?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Well, anyway, I'm all back together. What did you do
on your break? I don't think we really we really
got to figure that out. Well. I I worked.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I worked on a house that needed needed some love,
and I got tires replaced on cars, and I had
a dent fixed and I had to go to the
d M. I had to go to the DMV to
replace at the lord, I was the hottest guy there.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
What's the question?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Name the question the room?
Speaker 3 (08:27):
It was a week of that, by the way, guessing
how many cable boxes you have at your residence?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Do we really want to talk about this? And I
fought with the cable company. I fought with the cable
all week long. And I actually tried to have some
things fixed online and it didn't work, and finally got
some lady who does not speak English on the phone
and she screwed it all up. So I had to
go down to the cable box office and they said
(08:54):
it was then an office.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
They said it was fixed. Went home, It wasn't fixed.
Still doesn't fix.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I bet you were the hottest guy at the cable box.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
I was the hottest guy.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
I was the hottest box. I was the hottest box
at the cable office.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
That was your question, Nate. My question, what's the over
under on how many cable boxes Elvis had to take
care of during his timelfe seven?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I'm gonna say eight. Okay, if it's.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
If he has a cable box for all the rooms.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Okay, yeah, I think he cut the cord.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
I don't think he has.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Right, Well, technically seven is what I needed, but I
had eight because they they they added went on for
some reason. I can't get them to take it all away.
It's the biggest fuck up I've ever seen in my life.
So I'm about I'm thinking about maybe cable is a
thing of the past.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
YouTube TV cut the cord, Elvis cut the cord. Baby
about to do it?
Speaker 4 (09:56):
To do?
Speaker 3 (09:56):
The thing is is I you know I need to
watch a little local TV. I can still do that
on Hulu or something. Canton.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Yeah, you can still do all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Yeah, okay, because I.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Want to see my friends who have TV shows that
are local. Anyway, that was my vacation. Thanks for asking.
It sucked a big donkey dick. Okay, it was awful.
It sounds like you need another one, though, Tariko. Oh,
I've got one coming up.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
I've already planned my next month and this one's gonna
be good.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Okay, we got to get out of here The five
Minute fifteen Minute Morning Show Podcast.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Tomorrow we'll continue this conversation.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Good Bye, The fifteen Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast Elvis.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Show.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
It is a fifteen minute show podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Something tells me we're going to get into a lot
of trouble on today's podcast. Danielle is here, and there's
Scottie Bee drinking his liquid sud shot and drama, and
there's Gandhi and there's Nate, and there's Scary and there's
Garrett and here we are back from vacation making fun
of Scotty b first trapping all over social media?
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Not rename it from the Serial Killers Studio to the
first Trap Studio.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Why why is it a thirst trap?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Because you are you're in there being sexy Zaddy boy,
you know, on the beach in Jamaica.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
What's the what's the what's the definition of thirst track?
I'm trying to get people to click on the you.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Got that face on? Yeah that hey come hither face.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
No shirt off?
Speaker 4 (01:04):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yes, no, I had a bathing suit on.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
No, but were you wearing pants and there?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yes, I had a bathing suit on. I was taking
a quick break. Yeah, a little liquid sundshote break the java.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
And so there's another thing going on you need to
know about to says you listen to this fine podcast
is whenever Scotty Bee posts, he always has a clever,
clever sentence describing the scene in the photo.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Can I here's when you here's the caption.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
You should have used coffee tea me or me coffee
tea or me?
Speaker 5 (01:36):
The music to wait wait wait wait, this is the music.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
No, it's Jamaican.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
That's come get Me, Come get Me music.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Well, so you another reason you should follow Scotty b
is because he does have very very predictable posts and things.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
He said, and we love seeing you naked on the beach. Okay,
you had a good time. You had a great time
in Jamaica though, right beach is negrill was it was
just gorgeous. It was just it's scary at a wonderful
time in Jamaica as well.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
Yeah, Sandals Dun's River let me tell you something. See
it's crazy, yes, no question, Yeah, I loved it.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Go ahead.
Speaker 6 (02:19):
And because Sandals is an adult, it's adults only. So
I got the best of my favorite world with you know,
for me not having kids around and just doing things,
you know, with with couples and people hanging out at
bars and drinking, swim up pools things like that.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Scary had some shirt off pictures too.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
How come you don't get you? Hold on a second, well,
I hold on no.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
I made it a point to try to only be
filmed shirtless from behind, although.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
A couple of frontal pictures of me got in there.
Stay snuck in there somehow, half frontal by the half frontal. Yeah, yeah,
of course, sonyway, you look fine.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Look you having a good time.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Okay for fifty I dare say, he's only in second
quarter out you Yes, I'm being totally serious. All right, Okay,
well there you go. But you know you're in the
fourth quarter.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
The problem is when the sun is overhead and you
you're filmed shirtless, the sun casts a shadow over your boobs,
making them look thick.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
They're bigger than they really, Oh no to self, Yes,
oh yeah, it's it's it's sort of like the sun
dial philosophy.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Yes, I guess, bit so I like.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
When it's cloudy out. And then Danielle.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Danielle actually drove down the turnpike to Jackson, New Jersey. Yes,
six Flags, great adventure, but she went on safari. It
looks so cool.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Well, because there's you know, they have the Safari that
they have now Safari, the Safari trucks they drive you through.
It's a whole big experience. But now they have Savannah
Sunset Resort and spa where you actually stay on the
safari and it's glamping and it's They're so cool. We
got to meet like a new animal every day at
a certain time, like a small animal. I pet a snake,
which I thought I would never do because that was
(03:57):
one of my dad's biggest fears.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Sneake me too.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
But I put a snake. I'm so so yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
It wasn't slimy, wasn't anything like that.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
They feel like boots.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
But the best one to me was the giraffes. They
are my favorite animal. They are so fantastic and I
love them so much, and I couldn't get enough of them,
learning about them and seeing them and watching them.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
They're so majestic, aren't there majestic?
Speaker 5 (04:22):
And they're so inquisitive and they're like they want to
be in your business. It's so cute, Like if you're
doing something, they're like, what are you going? Like they're
like sticking your head on over and they have a
lot of VIP experiences that you can add on to
your stay, so you can pet rhino or you can
like you know, encounter just giraffes a little bit closer.
But to wake up every single morning and have animals
in your backyard, giraffes in your backyard, like it was
(04:44):
just the coolest thing.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
It was so cool awesome. Yeah, So, Garrett, what did
you do on vacation?
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Well, aside from keeping this show afloat and David Cat's
turning it off as we talked about on the show,
I had my niece's wedding down in a Jersey over
the weekend. So my niece and new uh I guess
what would I call her husband? Then nephew in law,
Kylie and Ben. They got married. It was great. But
(05:10):
in the hotel we stayed at, the room right next
to us was the door was burst busted down by
the cops because someone's parents called for a wellness check
and they tracked their credit card to the room right
next to it. And I've never seen anything like this.
It's like imagine watching Cops but live. So I'm with
(05:31):
my two kids. The cops have their their flashlights on
and going oh boy, yeah, no, that's that's that's a
crack pipe. Yeah no, that's powder. Wow, all right, yeah, no,
they're not here, by the way, No they're not here.
You can tell the parents they're they're not here. They're
not here.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
The room was flipped upside down. And and then so wait,
hold on, this is your vacation highlight.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
I've never experienced anything like this, Elvis. So I'm like, well,
so I asked the cops as they're leaving, I go, hey,
between us, should should I move my family? And they're like, oh,
this is a very safe hotel. And I go, sir,
in all fairness, you're leaving with two bags of god
knows what with you. You're the brown paper bags, say otherwise,
(06:17):
And they took the danger with them.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
They took the danger with them.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
So then then so I come home that night and
there's a little pamphlet the cops left about, you know,
don't do drugs. But it looked like, you know, uh,
you know, a delivery worker would like slip it under
the door for like Chinese food or pizzas for the
kids the next day.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
The next day, they can't. That's that's my thing. I mean,
they left their drugs there. No I'm thinking I come
back and try to find them.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
So the hotel goes, oh, we asked them to leave
three days ago. I go, I'm pretty sure they're back
in that room right now. Knock on the door. Excuse me,
as anybody cut the forgotner. I'm like, oh boy, God,
I go, Alie, take the kids out the back, please,
my niece. My niece is in her wedding dress, ready
ready to leave. As the cops are entering to to
escort them off the property. I go, I go, excuse me, officer,
(07:04):
I question, why wouldn't you arrest these people?
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Well, it's just a wellness check.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
I go, you literally left with the god knows what
paraphernalia in there, and you're not doing any well. We
can't because we didn't see them. Do You were in
their room and you took all this stuff. So I
love your vacation. Vacation there you get?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
That's crazy?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
And Nate, what did you do? I was just trying
to do some drugs in New Jersey. I mean, I
don't know. People kept knocking on the fucking door. Okay,
sounds like you had a great time. All right, Well, look, uh, you.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Know we're still doing our five minute, fifteen minute morning
show podcast, because it's the.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Summer hours and summer night till we're over twenty first,
we're over, We're over.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Yeah, and the fall hours, we're going to fall behind.
So we're when you behind, you lose time.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Minute, we're gonna fall fall back.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
All right?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Well, anyway, I'm all back together. What did you do
on your break? I don't think we really we really
got to figure that out. Well. I I worked.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I worked on a house that needed needed some love,
and I got tires replaced on cars, and I had
a dent fixed and I had to go to the
d M. I had to go to the DMV to
replace at the lord, I was the hottest guy there.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
What's the question?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Name the question the room?
Speaker 3 (08:27):
It was a week of that, by the way, guessing
how many cable boxes you have at your residence?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Do we really want to talk about this? And I
fought with the cable company. I fought with the cable
all week long. And I actually tried to have some
things fixed online and it didn't work, and finally got
some lady who does not speak English on the phone
and she screwed it all up. So I had to
go down to the cable box office and they said
(08:54):
it was then an office.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
They said it was fixed. Went home, It wasn't fixed.
Still doesn't fix.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I bet you were the hottest guy at the cable box.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
I was the hottest guy.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
I was the hottest box. I was the hottest box
at the cable office.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
That was your question, Nate. My question, what's the over
under on how many cable boxes Elvis had to take
care of during his timelfe seven?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I'm gonna say eight. Okay, if it's.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
If he has a cable box for all the rooms.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Okay, yeah, I think he cut the cord.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
I don't think he has.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Right, Well, technically seven is what I needed, but I
had eight because they they they added went on for
some reason. I can't get them to take it all away.
It's the biggest fuck up I've ever seen in my life.
So I'm about I'm thinking about maybe cable is a
thing of the past.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
YouTube TV cut the cord, Elvis cut the cord. Baby
about to do it?
Speaker 4 (09:56):
To do?
Speaker 3 (09:56):
The thing is is I you know I need to
watch a little local TV. I can still do that
on Hulu or something. Canton.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Yeah, you can still do all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Yeah, okay, because I.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Want to see my friends who have TV shows that
are local. Anyway, that was my vacation. Thanks for asking.
It sucked a big donkey dick. Okay, it was awful.
It sounds like you need another one, though, Tariko. Oh,
I've got one coming up.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
I've already planned my next month and this one's gonna
be good.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Okay, we got to get out of here The five
Minute fifteen Minute Morning Show Podcast.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Tomorrow we'll continue this conversation.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Good Bye, The fifteen Minute Morning Show
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