When Did Your Pants Get So Tight?

In episode forty two, Gandhi chats with a man named Mark, aka Squirrel Daddy, about how he went from rescuing a baby squirrel to becoming an Only Fans content creator with BIZARRE subscriber requests. This entry of the Burn Book is a case of misaken identity submitted by Producer Diamond. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
All right, what's up? It's gone the with another episode
of Sauce on the side. Today is gonna be a
little bit different. It's definitely gonna get weird, as we promise.
But I have a different producer sitting in with me,
one who might be one of my favorite people. Hello Diamond, Hi,
you just.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Got me really excited. I did the high pitch thing
because you just made my day.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
So everybody always asks us like, oh, do you have
a radio voice or oh my gosh, your voice sounds
exactly the same off the aras on the air. You
have a radio voice, which.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Is very weird because I think I do it because
I get nervous, and I never realized that at first.
Really yeah, yeah, it gives very like hi and high pitched,
and then when we're just having regular conversations, I'm like, yeah,
so whatever.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yes, that's like like the natural. Diamond is first of
all my favorite because I know I'm gonna get some
real shit when you're talking like that. But I always
think of you. Remember like Paris Hilton way back in
the day, she used to talk.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
But it was her nervous, Like the thing that she
did when she was nervous.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Was it nervous. It was nerves that did that. I
always just thought it was her trying to be like
extra sexy or do whatever. But then the cameras would
catch her slipping every now and then she'd be like,
what up?

Speaker 2 (01:12):
You know? Watch her show the show Love in Paris
or Life in Paris. It's on Peacock. It's good, it's
really good.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
You have me watching a lot of shit lately. Love
is Blind season six. We're gonna have to try and
get some of these people on the podcast at some point. Specifically,
I want Kenneth, I want Jimmy, I want Chelsea. Who else?

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Matthew, Matthew.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Who?

Speaker 1 (01:38):
I gotta be honest, just based on what you see
on the show. I probably would have picked Matthew because
he's so fucking weird.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Oh my god. I would have picked him just to
have conversations with him. He just Matthew. You deserved better, buddy.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Maybe maybe I don't know, but if you haven't watched
Love is Blind season six, you gotta watch it because
there's a lot of shit going on. I think all
the last episodes drop today the twenty eighth.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah, but I didn't realize we were already at the
end of the season.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Yeah, I think those remaining episodes are coming. Oh oh no, no,
I'm nervous. So you got me watching that bullshit. You
got me watching The Traders, but you you sold me
with one person. So of course CT is great. He's
like your typical Boston, like southy Boston boy. That is him.
You would maybe like if you love him, you might
like Southeast Ooh, I used to in Boston.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Can we take a trip?

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Yeah, I'm into it.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Let's go Red Sox.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
We should. But now you have me watching some shit
life in Paris?

Speaker 3 (02:33):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (02:34):
And it's actually really really really good, like you get her? Okay,
it's good.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
I'm excited about this, into it. I don't know, we'll see.
I'll give it a little shot. And you still are
trying to get me on the Real Housewives. Please please,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
I don't beg.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
You can do it. You know I'm into weird stuff
and that's what it is.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Okay, whatever, I'm not even gonna do this because you're
gonna make me beg.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
I'm not and I will. I'll beg all right if
if I were to watch it, which I probably won't.
Which seasons, which cast do I start with.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
I think it depends on the franchise. Okay, so if
we're doing Atlanta seasons one through six, maybe, Dear God. Yeah,
but like you could pick a random season within from
one through six, and I think that you would be
thoroughly entertained. Beverly Hills. I say, the first two seasons,
or skip to season five or season ten. Okay, trust me,

(03:25):
I know, I'm I rewatch all the time. And then
in New York you want to watch season seven, eight
and nine, maybe six, seven eight.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
I'm actually very impressed by the fact that you even
know these seasons. Oh no, cast off the top of
your head.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
I'm into it, and I think that you would love
this one specific housewife. Everybody always gets confused or they
like look at me like I'm crazy when I say
that my favorite housewife of all time is Carol Radswell.
She was married to Lee Radswell's son, who was Jackie
Kennedy's sister. I mean, so she was like a big

(04:06):
deal in like or she was related to people who
were a big deal. But then you come on this
show and people were like, what are you doing here?
And she was just so smart and witty and just like,
oh Carol, I miss you girl.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Where'd she go?

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Not on any she quit because she got into it
with Bethany. Bethany was like her best friend. They got
into it, and technically, I think like from the outside
looking in, it looked like Andy took Bethany's side. So
Carol pistap Atown down and that's it. And they still
talk about each other to this day. And that was
like twenty sixteen. Oh what a time.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Your your depth of knowledge on the Housewives is incredible
at all. I wish you had a Housewives podcast. I
actually wish you just had your own podcast in general,
because a lot of people don't know a lot of
really dope shit about you, which I think, you know what,
you know what. So I said, I want to do
an episode on all of the show members who don't
have their own segment on this show. So that would

(04:57):
be and I know we talked to you all the time,
but like just you, right, So that would be you, Josh, Andrew, Deanna, Scotty, Scotti.
We already did Scotty. That was a mess. That was
a mess, But I think maybe we should do you next.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
I'm down, Yeah, yeah, let's get into it.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Okay, but before we do that, there is a person
who is going to be my guest today who talk
about weird stuff. I guess we should just get to it.
I don't want to hype it up. We're gonna get
into the meat of it because he's already here. Let's
just do it, all right, this is gonna be a

(05:35):
great one and a weird one. I am so excited.
You know, I'm an animal lover. And a few years ago,
during the pandemic, right, yeah, during the pandemic, we all
started following Peanut the Squirrel on Instagram. Peanut has a
handler named Mark. We're allowed to use your name, rate, Okay,
Mark's here. Obviously Peanut has a handler named Mark, and
it was such a cute relationship we all got obsessed

(05:57):
with it. Mark came on the show. That's when we
met you for the first time, and things have taken
a drastic turn from there in good ways. So welcome
to the show, Mark aka squirrel Daddy whatch she hates
being called?

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Thank you so much for having me.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Okay, so let's start with the cute stuff. Peanut the Squirrel,
how did you guys meet? I know it's kind of
a sad story.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
I work in New York City and I was leaving
a project and saw this squirrel get hit by a car.
It was like a busy intersection downtown. So I ran
in the middle of the intersection because I saw she
was still moving. Unfortunately she had passed and what was
moving was this little baby and he was trying to
cross the street. I ran in the middle of Manhattan,
you know how that is. Yeah, and me and him

(06:36):
locked eyes and I tried to like shuffle him out
of the way, and he crawled up my leg and
I was like, let's go, you know, let's go. So
got in the car, drove back to Connecticut on the
phone with their vet and they were like, Mark, we're
just gonna put him down. I was like, you can't, can't,
there's nothing wrong with so.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
He was injured or no, he wasn't injured.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
And injured he said one eye closed. He was still
very young, and they were like, we're just gonna put
him down. Yeah. So I took a picture of him,
started him on Instagram and boom, somebody called me and
was like, do you want to get your wildlife rehabber's license.
We can coach you. You could take the test in
the course and then you could do your community service
hours while you know, managing Peanut. So I was like,

(07:15):
this is awesome. You know, I will build a bond,
I'll get him ready for the wild. I'll put him
in my backyard so he'll be close. So that time came,
so I'm bawling my eyes out and there he goes
up to his first tree, and I'm like, all right,
that he'll be in the backyard. Maybe he'll bring me
some babies, or he'll come home if he needs some
food or something. A day and a half later, sitting
on my porch missing half of his tail. Oh, so

(07:35):
we ended up getting attacked by something. I have no idea,
but that was the end of peanuts wildlife career and
he became a domesticated indoor squirrel.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
So he got attacked and he came back to your
porch like, hello, this doesn't work out for me.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
It was not for him. I think he tried to
make a friend and the friend wanted to eat him instead.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
So that's terrible. And you never found out what attacked him.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
He never found out. There were some local cats and stuff.
But I having a.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Clue, Okay, does he have weird reactions to like dogs
or anything or any animals that would make you think.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
That's the problem is he has no survival instinct, like
he'll go to.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
A home, he has his own room. Oh yeah, what
kind of survival instinct? What do you happen? Literally nothing,
you're living my dream life. Tell me some of the
best things that have happened from this.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Oh yeah. So I'm not a big person into dms.
I do like to communicate as many people as possible,
just say thank you for the love and support, because
I'm nothing without be nut. And I posted up a
picture of him eating oatmeal and holding a sign, and
my now wife shot me a DM. She wrote in
love and I was like, got a message, this one

(08:39):
back and we started talking like accounting investments and I
was like, this is a catfish. This is you in
the basement and he's having a blast with me.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Send me your cash app.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
And I was like, don't want to be rude, but
do you mind facetiming me? And she hit me with
the like I could do it in twenty five minutes
and I was like, this dude's going to get the girl. Yeah,
this video turns out. She went and got a flying
squirrel costume, one of the costumes I wear in one
of Peanuts videos. She facetimed me with the costume on,
and I was like, I'm in love with you. How

(09:13):
do I meet you? This is the coolest thing in
the world. And ended up meeting her. We traveled the
world and Peanut gained a squirrel mom and now she
takes the videos with him and she's just been blowing
up on TikTok and I'm just the background noise.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
No oh no, We're gonna get to why you're not
the background noise in a moment. So he was cool
as soon as she came in, like, yes, this is
a new friend, no problem.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
I was a tiny bit jealous, not gonna lie. You know,
I dealt with this squirrel for seven years and he's
seven seven.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
How long does squirrels live?

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Ten to twenty years?

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Oh my god, Okay, we're rooting for twenty you know.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
I'm just glad he lets me live in a house.
You know, if I could, if he could talk, then
you know, it'd be out of this this portion of
my life. But yeah, he's been like and again, I
don't know what happened. I wish I had an explanation
to why he's so good with people, but he loves.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Well the person saved him.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Yeah, usually they tend to like the person that saved them,
and then they're very defensive towards everybody else. Weird thing
is I got to meet other people's squirrels.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Is that like a big community, the squirrel community?

Speaker 3 (10:15):
Shockingly, it's bigger than you think. Wow?

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Yeah, how big are we talking?

Speaker 2 (10:18):
Like?

Speaker 1 (10:18):
How many people could I meet that have a squirrel?

Speaker 3 (10:21):
Like five hundred to one thousand. Interesting?

Speaker 1 (10:24):
So, in the process of all of this, you started
a wildlife rescue. What is that about? Because you sort
of mentioned it right before this interview started. And the
numbers I have here on my bio are clearly very
old because this says you have eleven horses, but you
said you have how many?

Speaker 3 (10:40):
We're close to forty.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Now you have forty horses that you have rescued, Yes, from.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
We tend to look for animals that are coming from
the auction lines or the kill pens, so we're kind
of their last line of defense. What's happening a lot?
And I didn't know this. I'm not a horse guy,
my wife is. And we started this and we realized
how many animals were going to the auction that were
being mistreated. We were like, okay, this is a perfect

(11:05):
opportunity to turn Peanuts' pages into something really good and
why not start a nonprofit with one rescue and help
as many as we could. So we just started in it.
The floodgates opened with peanuts social media being you know
where it's at. A lot of people were like, this
is amazing, but we also know that this animal needs,
you know, a home. This one does, this one does,

(11:27):
and we just kind of started to travel and travel
and travel. We couldn't say no.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
So Peanut has taken you around the world.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
Peanut has taken me around the world.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Does he make these trips with you ever?

Speaker 3 (11:37):
I wish? Okay, I wish the diva himself. He stays
at home. Why is that he doesn't like the car?
It gets a little car sick. We're driving to our
new place and he started gagging and I'm like, oh no,
he's gonna die. Called everybody up and they were like,
he starting just being dramatic.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Can you do a squirrel gag?

Speaker 3 (11:59):
See? I do a lot of the noises, but this
one was a little unique, and I was like, Oh,
he's dying. He's dead. I'm calling everybody crying. I'm like,
he's this is it, this is it. We're we're going down.
He took a bad turn out on the side of
the highway. Crying in the middle.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Was very funny.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
I have the cat screaming in my in the passenger
seat and Peanut on my lap, just like spitting up ship,
and I'm like, this is it.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
So that's the one one and done that does not travel.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
He's made it clear, don't travel.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
All right? How many ghasts do you have?

Speaker 3 (12:28):
One hundred and fifty right now? My god?

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Six miniature horses? Do you have more than that?

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Now?

Speaker 3 (12:33):
Yeah? Six manture horses. We have too many donkeys? We
have ten l packas, stop it.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
The softest little My god, sheep? How many sheep? Two sheep?
What's a hinnie?

Speaker 3 (12:48):
A hinnie is a donkey and a horse mix.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
And how many of those do you have? You have
two innies?

Speaker 3 (12:55):
How many birds the flock of chicken, geese and quails?
Probably fifty? And then somebody adopted their macaw to our
How many?

Speaker 1 (13:04):
How big is the place where you live? Are you
guys all on top of each other?

Speaker 3 (13:07):
Or one hundred and fifty acres, so wow, plenty of room.
And again we wanted to establish something really big. I know,
it was like a big, big journey in a big
project to start, but we thought, why not try to
make it as big as possible?

Speaker 1 (13:21):
When is this peanuts Freedom Farm?

Speaker 3 (13:23):
This is Peanuts Freedom Farm?

Speaker 1 (13:24):
So all these animals stay there just for the rest
of their lives. Are you trying to get them back
out to other places?

Speaker 3 (13:29):
We do have an adoption program for our horses and
our goats, but it kind of depends because we take
so many in that are older, have disabilities, have lingering injuries,
or need medications. We're going to keep them. So we
do have healthier animals as well that we're hoping to
get back into loving families. Okay, I'm not a horse guy,
and I will go and hang out with them all
day long. They're the coolest.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Asking for a friend, do you have any raccoons soon?

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (13:54):
So?

Speaker 1 (13:55):
And do you have visitors that can come to the
farm and check things out.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
All of the time, literally touch things? Yes, everything you.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Could be touched. What do they all have names? They
all have names, you know all their names for.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
The most part. Yes, sometimes there's a goat or two
that don't really remember. And then I realized that my
wife snuck two more goats.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
In, and so there was one day I was like,
those people are like hide shoes in their trucks. Your
wife sneaks in goats goats. I like her, this is great.
So I'm gonna come touch all the animals on your farm.
Drop it real quickly. If people want to donate to
Peanuts Freedom Farm, I'm saying peanut because we're getting some
other stuff in a minute. Peanuts Freedom Farm. How would
they do that?

Speaker 3 (14:29):
We do have a website and Peanuts abbreviated p and
uts Peanuts Freedofarm dot com. We also have an Instagram
Peanuts Freedom Farm. We've been just kind of rolling with
the punches.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Now your background earlier, you were saying you have two degrees.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
You are educated in what mechanical engineering and criminal justice. Okay,
So this whole social media thing was never a real
big thing for me for the most part. For a while,
I hid my face and then people are like, well,
who's this guy behind the squirrel? Yeah, so I incorporated
my and I was like, well, I have really bad anxiety,
and I was like this will be a really good
way for me to work on it. If I, you know,

(15:05):
show the world who I am, they might take a
liking or they might think I'm a dick. So we
just got to go with it. So I used it
in my benefit to kind of break out of my
show because I am just introvert. I'm a homebody, and
I was like, you know, this would be cool if
I'm the background noise of this scrol we can make
some funny content. I think people will just enjoy this
very much.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
Has it worked with the anxiety? Has it helped you?

Speaker 3 (15:27):
It really has. You know, we've been doing interviews like this.
You give me three years ago, you wouldn't have seen me.
I would have been like, thank you, but no, thank
you really? Really?

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Are you still working? Are you still doing a day job?

Speaker 3 (15:37):
I am?

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Or has this given you the.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Freedom I will never stop doing my day job?

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
As cool and awesome as the internet stuff is, it's
a wave, and I think the more that you understand
it's a wave, the better you'll be out in the
long run.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Correct. So the reason I ask has this taken you
in a completely different direction from your job? Is because
as we started watching peanut, you fly onto your hand,
you walk in. It's very adorable. All great, Then your
pants got tired and tighter. Was this on purpose?

Speaker 3 (16:06):
This was not on purpose? And I will, oh, come on,
I will fight this till the day I died. Okay,
So two things happen and people are like, you're full
of shit playing hockey my entire life. I had emergency
surgery on my groin. Nothing crazy. They cut me open
four different spots from my belly button down to my manhood.
I became one percent woman that day. They gave me
a big patch of the vaginal mesh on my left

(16:27):
side of my groin. Didn't tell me that, right, I'm
just yep, is it? And you know I do get
lingering pain from it. So I always wore compression clothes,
so that was always my thing. And then cool thing
that I got was a cool gym sponsorship. So this
company was sending me close and first time they send

(16:48):
me clothes, I called the rep and I was like, dude,
I don't think I could wear these and he was like,
what do you mean? And I sent him a picture
and I was like you sure these are extra large
and he was like yeah. I was like they don't
look extra large. I think I'm gonna get ridiculed for this.
He was like, make a video, see how it goes,
and we'll send you more clothes. Oh and I was like,
this is a setup, fair enough, okay deal. I was like,

(17:10):
just keep am exl because I don't think I could
go any smaller than this and I would just get
chewed apart on the internet. Like you shop at the
baby Gap, you steal your They do look tight, but
it was never intentional. I think what really happened was
I got a little off track with peanuts diet. He
loves avocado, but we got thick. The man when he

(17:30):
jumped couldn't go anywhere but straight. So from the counter,
I am around six to one mm hmm. My booty
is right next to the counter, So he wasn't jumping
any lower, he wasn't jumping any higher. He just landed
on my landing pad, which Hockey helped me build.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
So, through a series of strange coincidences, we have a
company that wanted to sponsor you. They gave you pants
that just happened to be tight. And now we have
a squirrel who's gained a couple pounds and can't jump
any higher than right at the butt, and what happens
from there?

Speaker 3 (18:01):
Again, the biggest thing about the kitchen stuff was I
would find him in my oatmeal. I would find him
in the refrigerator. There was one day I was getting
the milk from the refrigerator. I shut the refrigerator, couldn't
find Peanut for like forty five minutes. I'm panicking around
the house, and then I went back downstairs and the
milk is literally seeping through the refrigerator and I open
the door. Milk's everywhere. He jumped to me, and I'm like.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Cute, So you're living my dream life. He also almost
maybe throws to that. So initially the internet is ridiculing
you your s medium pants. I see what you're doing here, buddy.
What's going on? How did this then turn into OnlyFans?

(18:45):
And I'm gonna read you real quickly what this bio says.
It says the New York based engineer has become an
unlikely TikTok sensation by documenting his unique relationship with Peanut
the squirrel, Though some fans appear to be scratching multiple
itches as they follow the duo's exploits, as one gay
fan put it in the comments. Come for the nuts,
stay for the meat. How did we get here? Mark?

Speaker 3 (19:09):
Just I happen to get a message, and again I
kind of begin not that message to hey, do you
have a page? Do you have a page yet? Do
you have a page yet?

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Was it mostly men mostly women?

Speaker 3 (19:19):
It was a large majority of men. Yes, okay, it
was a large majority. Again, I wanted to do two things.
I wanted to reiterate that I was straight, so it
didn't bait anybody into thinking something else. Because the biggest
thing that I've learned out of this entire thing is
a gay man's compliment. Take that and run with it,
because gay men will tell you straight to your face.
Yes they will, that you're ugly and you need to

(19:40):
go play in traffic.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
And I've never felt better about myself or worse about
myself than when gay guys say things to me. Sometimes
I'm like, oh my god, and other times I think,
oh my god.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
Right, okay, most of mine are like, you would do
that to me.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
So you're getting flooded by compliments, mostly gay men, and
you think there maybe some money in this.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
I did. I did one of those did you do.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
That by yourself or did you have an influence from
someone else?

Speaker 3 (20:06):
I did this okay, And it was in the bathroom
after a shower, and I was like, could I see
myself doing this? So call my mom and dad. My
mom and dad are the hell out of here stubborn
Italians but the most down to earth people, and I
was like, if I'm going to do this, I need
to make sure everybody around me is okay with this.
So I called my dad and he's like, what.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Did you have to explain to them? What OnlyFans?

Speaker 3 (20:30):
Was? No, no, see they your dad knew. My mom
and dad know everything. My mom and dad are in
their fifties. They think they're in their twenties, still party
and hard, having fun, and they were like, shit, if
you're gonna make a ton of money, go have a bus.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
Did you explain to them what all you would be doing?
Which I don't know yet and I'm gonna get to
that in a second.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
But the first thing I said, I was like, I
might sell some feet picks and my mom was sign
me up. Yeah, And everybody's like, all right, if you're
doing the feet thing, and I was like, well, I'm
going to see how this goes and see, you know,
best part about this website is you kind of have
your own rules. So uh, that was what I was juggling.
My parents were like, go ahead and do it. Have fun.

(21:06):
We're gonna laugh at you the entire time.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
No way, at this point are they thinking it's just
feet picks.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
I think they had a gist of it was going
to be a little bit of everything. As a kid,
I never really had clothes on, so they kind of
thought this was going to happen anyways, and it just
felt more comfortable in the house. I didn't go out parading,
you know, the nude the nude self, but uh, you know, indoors,
I was just like, you know, fuck it, but you
know I started it, and uh it exploded like literally

(21:35):
yeah nu when in when nuts out? And that was
That was kind of a day. One hit a lot
of money, and I'm not a materialistic person. I didn't
want to go everybody's like, go buy a car, Like
for what, I have a car, right, you know, go
buy this, go by that, my guys, I really don't
want to do that. No.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
I think I'm gonna buy hundreds of animals, right, Okay.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
That was my biggest goal was you know this. This
organization was like, we can make a lot of money,
and I was like, well, what's a lot of money?

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Only fans is talking to you, Hey, we can make
the money.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
Yeah, okay. We went and it was like the whole
mob thing. We could we could really do that, and
we kind of we beat that number by a mile.
Yeah really yeah. I was like, you could go on
the internet and see everything for free.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
And wait, at this point, is it still fee or
have you graduated to other things?

Speaker 3 (22:19):
I think I did a little bit of a photo set,
nothing too crazy. I think everybody just wanted to see
what was underneath and uh.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Wait do you prep for the photo shoot? Are you
going like Drake? Did you see the Drake video?

Speaker 3 (22:33):
I saw that this morning. I was driving in and
I was like, good for you.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Yeah, you're only fans.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
Yeah, yeah, you don't have enough money. You could do
You could do much much better.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
I'll make a million, right yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
Because it was just like I put my camera in
the corner of my bathroom and I was like, this
is ridiculous, let's do it. You know. I did like
one of these like jiggles and I was like, okay.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
So this is on camera I don't know if it
just caught that wiggle. I'm gonna try yeah a little bit. Well,
maybe we'll have to have you stand up and do
the wiggle. But you can also catch it on only fans. Okay,
So you get up here in the bathroom, You're like,
this is it. I'm going to do this wiggle.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
I did a little research, reached out to a guy
who's doing pretty well, and I was like, what do
you do? What do you do that a straight guy
can do? And he was like, armpits?

Speaker 1 (23:18):
What okay, just showing your armpits. Get the hell out
of here, Diamond. Are you taking notes? Are we going
to be doing this?

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Yo? This was the farthest out of the room that
I've ever been. We were looking to relocate because we
had a couple of horses already and we were looking
for a small stable with a house and nothing too. Again,
I didn't want to turn this into be like, oh
I got all this money like it was nothing like that.
And we found this ranch, this this farm in upstate

(23:46):
New York, and it was a perfect It was everything
that we would ever want. And I know it wasn't
like the best way, but I paid for the property
with my Only Fans money.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
So we're talking that much money.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
Yeah, we did paid it off, we bought it, and
you know, I got to start the bigger. I donated
all of the construction, you know. And again I didn't
want to like be like, hey, guys, I did all
this stuff and people be like, well, you just you're
waving your your man parts around the internet. It's like,
I just I don't want these two to mix. You know.
I don't want to be the only fans guy that's

(24:18):
saving animals.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
You don't want to wipe your dick around a bunch
of animals, right, I think that might be illegal.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
You might be flack. Yeah, you might not see me
after that, if you know. When it was like, oh
now there's this sexy farmer scroll daddy, and I was like,
we're gonna run with it, but I'm going to keep
it separately from Peanuts page. So I think when when
you guys kind of mentioned his page again, when you
guys found out my Only Fans, yeah, I had posted
it once on there, and then you know, I got

(24:43):
like really good positivity, but I was like, this is
kind of a family page, and I don't want to
have my shirt off on this page. I was like,
every once in a while somebody would send me something
funny or unique and I would wear it in a video,
but then it backfired. So like, somebody sent me this
like you're he and underwear it was a squirrel like
there were squirrels all over it, and I'm like, Halloween,

(25:05):
I'll write squirrel cowboy on my chest where these underwear,
get Peanut and his cowboy hat and make something funny.
And people were like, what the fuck are you doing?
There are children on this page, and I was like, guys,
it's really just a joke. It was Halloween. I was like, no, like,
just enjoy the squirrel, Like, how many squirrels do you
see that are living in a house wearing cowboy hat
holding his side? How are we missing this in my life?

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Zero? Run now one?

Speaker 3 (25:28):
And that's where I started, like my squirrel dad account.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Okay, so you have drop them real quickly. So Peanut
the squirrel is at Peanut Underscore the underscore Squirrel twelve. Yes,
and that's where you have oh shitlottle followers like half
a million there, Squirrel Daddy, go.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Ahead, girl, a squirrel underscore Dad Underscore twelve is there?

Speaker 1 (25:45):
Another squirrel Dad. There was all sick there was.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
I reached out and I was like, listen, man, I'm
the squirrel Daddy. I don't want this title, but I
got this title. Yeah, can I have it? He was
like nope.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
They always say no. Man.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
It's like whatever.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
Some rapper tried to fight me for baby Hot Sauce
and I told him he could have it if he
would have a rap battle with me and then whoever
won would get the name. And he said absolutely not.
And now all these years later, Instagram is flagging me
for being a child predator because you can't use the
word baby in hot together. So I'm Shadow band. We're
working on it. I'm not.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
They took away peanuts TikTok. Why Peana had four million
bollowers on TikTok?

Speaker 1 (26:23):
What happened to peanutsticks?

Speaker 3 (26:24):
Somebody hacked peanuts TikTok. They took it away all what happened?

Speaker 1 (26:27):
What they hacked with?

Speaker 3 (26:28):
I don't know, Okay, But one day I went on
there and I was by Permia band talking to TikTok.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
All right, it's not funny, and I was just like, what.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
Did I do? I was like, you go on TikTok,
and you could see everybody's only fans. Yeah, you could
see people in the back of a bus talking about
what they've done on OnlyFans. And you want to take
away my account. That's what the squirrel.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
So you had to rebuild, you had to start over.
Just give it up there.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
I gave it off. It was kids and stuff like that,
which was great. It was cool to get kids. I
was like, you know what, and again the comments I
just couldn't deal with anymore. It was just ridiculous. So
it's like he branched out for Peanuts Facebook, which did
very well. We landed on lad Bible and like he
ended up getting like two hundred million views on a
video on there.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
And he's a star. Does he know that he's a star?

Speaker 3 (27:12):
He knew it on day one.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
And he spoils himself with avocado.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
It's unbelievable. Like a quick little story about him. He
does the vet annually. There was a week he stopped
eating and I'm like, he's dead.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
So he's died twice so far, once s gagging in
the car and now when he stopped eating, go.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
To the vet. Bet goes in, comes out immediately and
it's like a slow walk down the hallway, and I'm like,
oh no, oh no. He comes up. He's like, Mark,
he's fine, Mike, what do you mean he hasn't eat
in seven days? How is he fine? He's like, go
to the store, get organic stuff. Feed him the organic stuff,
Like I clean his fruits and vegetables. All right.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
I can't.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
I can't afford to go organic for this squirrel. I
go and get organic food. He devours it.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
I had put two little bowls down regular food. Organic
food didn't touch the regular food destroyed.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
So he could smell the chemicals and the icky stuff
on the Oh wow, but that should be a sign
for all of us. If the squirrel won't eat it.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
Why are we exactly?

Speaker 1 (28:11):
Okay, I'm fascinated by the only fans. How long did
it take from the time you started it too? When
did you start it?

Speaker 3 (28:16):
About a year and a couple of months ago.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
In a year and a couple months, you were able
to save enough money solely from that to buy a farm.
That's three hundred and how many acres? Three hundred fifty
three hundred and fifty acres? You made that much?

Speaker 3 (28:28):
Yeap?

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Holy shit?

Speaker 3 (28:29):
Yeah, done it.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
We're gonna do this, and she's noddings, not.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
Yet knowing you. I gotta do is put some pudding
in a bucket and step on it and somebody will
buy it.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
I was saying that today, I said, I have seen
so many different things that are not even that sexual
that my parents wouldn't be mad about that. I could
be okay with like the crush porn thing smashing some
mashed potatoes, right, I do that for free when I'm drunk.
Why would I not get paid for? You are an.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
Inspiration Two birds at one stone exactly.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
I would never hurt an animal, though I know they
do some weird things with that swishporn. Yeah, I would
never step on a fish. Mashed potatoes, sign me up,
no problem. The whole cake category.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
What if you ever want to help. I'm a good baker, so.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
So we don't need good cakes. They're just getting farted.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
I could bake things, Oh, they're good, might be perfect
for the feet.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
I love this. You're an inspiration.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
Wild and again I never really I don't know. And
the whole kind of thing is very confusing to me,
because again, Internet's free. You could see a lot of things.
Just the squirrel guy, well, what do you.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
Think is different about this? Then do you interact with
people personally? Like, what are they getting that's different than
just going to a porn hub and searching whatever it
is that they would search. What's different about only fans?

Speaker 3 (29:38):
I think I'm just a little bit more personal. I
think the most shocking thing that people get are like,
oh my god, you answered my message. I'm like, well,
the least I could do is say thank you and
spark up your small talk, because you guys are the
reasons why I get to do this. I met like
one of my really good friends. He subscribed to my
only Fans, and me and him became were.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
You friends before? After?

Speaker 3 (29:59):
After?

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (30:00):
And again, like this is the biggest and the funniest
thing is usually like when people say only fans are
thinking like the raunchiest things you could possibly Sure, Yeah,
you'll get a large majority of people that just want
a conversation.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Yeah, wellliness is an epidemic. We talk about that on
the show.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
I'm lonely all the time, so it's nice that I
don't have to talk to animals all the time. My
wife just kicks me out and to go do something,
So it's nice to like just be like, hey, you know,
like I am a person. This is a cool journey.
But you know, like I have no problem have a
conversation with you, especially if it's like animals or you know,
what I could do to make your only fans experience
a little bit better within my limits, you know. But

(30:39):
some people say some some wild stuff.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Have you ever blocked someone like, dude, that's a little
too far from me?

Speaker 3 (30:44):
It's like and again I'm just like, hey, no judgment,
but I don't do that. And it's like you sure.
I'm like, can you mention what it was? Go number
two on the toilet and film.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Yourself filming the shit?

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Get it?

Speaker 3 (30:57):
But like here was the kicker was like, bend over
in your closet ship on a towel and point the
camera so we could see it all.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
And I was like, wait, how much were they offering?

Speaker 3 (31:06):
Not enough? Maybe that would have been enough?

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Was is there a number that would have been enough?

Speaker 3 (31:10):
Like you got it? It's like set like that's a
big one.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
That's seven figure.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
That's a seven figure from me.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Because your face is in all of this right, well that's.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
Yeah, And I have distinctive tattoos. So if I didn't
show my face. You'd be like, oh, yeah, that like
I have peanut on my leg, tattoo poina on my leg.
They'd be like, oh yeah, that's Mark.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
So you draw the line at shitting on a towel.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
Yeah, that was That was it. There was a lot
of there's nothing that's going inside me, okay, and there's
no you know that the peeing and the shipping thing.
We're gonna, you know, bypass that part.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
You want to talk about how much you hate the
term squirrel, daddy, but you're just leaning into it.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
No, I know. I'm trying my best to like figure
out a way from my brain and heart to like
take this in and stride there's nothing.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Because Daddy discussed you.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
Daddy, I can't. It takes the soul out of my body.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
I agree, it's kind of gross. Yeah, So this whole
thing has been really great for you. What is the
biggest change in your life and what's the coolest thing
that has come from it? Besides the freedom farm, because
obviously that's that's a great one.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
I think it's just given us a little bit more
flexibility with our life, you know, getting out there, you
get to meet a lot of new people. You get
to a lot of like experience you've never thought you
would imagine doing, traveling to Europe for some cool stuff
and doing a commercial because you're the squirrel guy. That
was pretty cool. Also got to talk to a lot

(32:27):
of celebrities and that was really cool.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
He was your favorite.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
I did a whole Jersey Shore kind of video for them.
Jay Well like followed Peanut and started liking a bunch
of his stuff, and I'm like, this is the coolest thing.
And then like Demi Lovado did it, and then like
Rosie O'donald's You're getting like just all different sides of
the spectrum when it came to like celebrities and you know,
and then like Andy Cohen talked about Peanut and me

(32:52):
and told me how to find Booty and I was like,
just jap on right. He was like the pug dude
is good, but have you seen the squirrel guy? I
was like, fucking nail, I find well, did I beat
the pug guy? Don't know who this guy is. I'm
sure you're doing well, but I'm better.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
And what's what is I mean as far as experiences,
what are some of the cooler experiences? Because you said
you traveled the world.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
I've gotten to go and talk with Peanut and do
a lot of really awesome things with kids. Like we
established like waffle Wednesdays for Peanut, and we just kind
of I did my protein waffles and I just told everybody, like, hey,
calaries don't count on Wednesday. It's waffle Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
Then we still lying to children, lying to children terrible?
Was terrible asking for a friend again this waffle Wednesday.
Can adults get in on it?

Speaker 3 (33:38):
This adult we'll put down whole box waffles and tell
everybody doesn't count. You know, people are like, you're into fitness.
I'm like, I do fitness so that I could eat
a bunch of crap that I'm not to posed to.
I don't do fitness to be a meathead. I will
finish the gym and go get twelve donuts. Before I
came here, I ate twelve Krispy Kreme donuts.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
I don't believe. I don't want to hear this stuff
some people I don't know. I don't want to hear
it from people who work out and have a lot
of muscles. Zero body felt, Oh, hou'se the pizza. I
just take twelve, don'ts I find you to be a liar. Listen,
I'm gonna sign up for fans to watch him twelve
donuts because I don't buy it.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
Entire section of food eating. We'll do it like the
asmror whatever it.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Is, chewing right in the microphone.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
Oh man, donut, sushi cakes, cheese cake, lactose and tolerant.
But I'll suck it through once again.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
That could really help you out with what that guy
wanted you to do on the towel.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
Maybe, like that's a whole new avenue I need to incorporate. Yeah,
I have to tell you this because this is funny.
Because this happens to be about my parents too, It's
could be a laughable one. So I had a gentleman
ask for a pair of socks, and he wanted them
like raunchy. Problem is, I don't have stinky feet. My
dad has the stinkiest feet I have ever smelled my
entire life. So we had a day on the farm.
I pocketed up his socks, shipped him out to this man.

(34:48):
The man message me and said those were the best
socks he has ever had in his entire Because.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
People who are into that, they like like the funky
or the better yeah, and he said your dad's funky
feet were the best he's ever had, but he thought
that they were yours.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
Oh yeah, so called up my dad. I was like, listen,
I'll be needing about twelve pairs of those every month.
And he was like, how much is my cut? I'm
no cut cut.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Do you make your dad work for free?

Speaker 3 (35:12):
He comes up here and makes me pay for everything
that kind of happens up here. So I definitely say
thank you in my own ways.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
But yeah, so is this guy a repeat customer? He's
a stinky sock man.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
I'll get like DMS. It'll be like I had the
most fun with myself looking at you today and I'm.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Like snipping your sock.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
Do you ever tell them like, ha ha, joke's on you,
that's my dad.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
There was one.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
It was one, Okay, So you've got the nasty socks,
the people requesting that maybe do something weird in the closet.
What other strange strange only fans request have you gotten,
because I know they're weird.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
It's mostly clothes, like they want like your shirt jeans.
I'll have people send me jeans to wear to the
gym so I could sweating.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Them jeans at the gym jeans Do people look at
you like.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
Who's the fucker in the gym? They're like, who's that dick?

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (35:56):
And I like, I don't tell anybody.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
You don't tell them. Oh, I'm just doing this, yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
Nothing like oh sorry, I was out working. I didn't
have time to change. I was a farm life, you know. Yeah,
Like these aren't farm jeans. They're tighter than your farm jeens.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
So they want you to sweat and really tight jeans
and then you send them jeans.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
Right, but they also want me to rub like skin
marks on them and like the fluids in there and everything.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Do you give up your DNA to these people? I mean, well,
I guess the sweaty stock it's not yours, that's not yours.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
No, No, I don't go that far.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
But sweaty jeans, there's probably something in there.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
My my biggest thing. And I sat down with my
friends because they love to make fun of me with
this stuff. What if this person goes out and kills somebody,
puts your DNA all over things?

Speaker 1 (36:40):
How much DNA are you sending them? Man?

Speaker 3 (36:42):
But that was my That was where I was like, Okay,
maybe I don't do the DNA thing. Maybe we we
we don't do that because it was like, can you
send me a condom?

Speaker 1 (36:49):
And I'm like, no, no, You're gonna have like babies
running around Somehow, I don't know how it all happened.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
Like this is okay, We're gonna put a limitation on this.
I'll wear clothes and sweat and them. I'm fine with that. Wow,
like being my ass with the jeams, I just worded
the gym. I don't think I'm gonna do that. This
is incredible and I think this was the perfect thing
for society these days to allow people to express themselves.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
I'm doing a service for humanity. Have you recruited other
people to be part of all? I mean, this is
very enticing.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
So I have a lot of people reach out, okay,
and I just kind of go through the pros and cons.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
What are the cons?

Speaker 3 (37:28):
You don't want to lose your job? You want to
make Yeah, how does that work? Again? I went to
everybody and was like, hey, this is a good opportunity
for me. What do you think? And it was just
like if it doesn't affect my life, it doesn't affect work,
doesn't affect anything.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
I feel like we get a raise for that around here, right.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
And I kind of just tell people, you know, this
is a forever thing. You know, you don't want to
go into it having a regret or think you might
have a regret one day, you know, because again, if
you're doing this and you're looking for like a serious relationship,
very difficult.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Wait did your only fans come before after the relationship?

Speaker 3 (38:04):
After the relationship? Okay, So so you talk to her
about it. I was just kind of like, hey, what
do you think about this? And she was like, let's
try it. Okay, you're already on the internet. Everybody you
know judges you with your clothes on. What's the harm
in doing get with no clothes on?

Speaker 1 (38:18):
You know, it is a nice little party trick though.
Hey it's mostly well in conversation.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
People would always be like, you use the like pickup
line you want to see my squirrel.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
I was like, you refer to it as a squirrel? Please?

Speaker 3 (38:31):
Internet that was not for me.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
And you've met one of your good friends from as
they were a subscriber.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
He is he owns his own vet clinic. Oh and
the dude like saves animals on it consistent, Like this
guy is one of the best human beings I ever met.
It's like, it was nothing weird about this, and people
like us that's really weird. I'm like from the outskirts.
It's very weird. But you get to meet people that
you didn't really think you would have a connection with.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
So interesting that you said that, And I've taken enough
of your time, So I promised we were at this
up soon because I'll keep asking you like a billion questions.
But you have this giant online community, you're close with
your parents, you have a real job, and you said
you were still feeling lonely, lonely enough that you're talking
to some people online who are also feeling lonely. How

(39:19):
many people do you run into who are just super
lonely and what do you suggest to do about that?

Speaker 3 (39:27):
So I kind of always touch base on my mental
health because I don't think men talk about it enough.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
They don't. Yeah, and I'm gonna say it louder.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Yeah. I for thirty two years of my life, I
didn't say a word of it. I bottled it up.
It was a terrible thing that I did, because it
would make me an angry person and attribute a lot
of my changes in life to the squirrel to peanut.
You know, he made me a more patient person. He
made me somebody who just realized, like, this is not
a good way to live. Like and I just kind

(39:54):
of started talking about a little bit more. And every
day I'd be like, hey, guys, just want you know,
like lust weeks have been really hard for me, Like
anxiety has been taken a toll. It's got a little
bit of depression, roll through the punches, but just let
you know, like, I don't like to fight alone, and
if you're ever having a tough time, you could always
reach out. I was born with big ears. I'm a
good listener. It would come down to people being like

(40:17):
today I thought was my last day until you know,
I heard your message and I'm like, again, I don't
want accolades. I don't want to starve from this. I'm
not trying to win an award. It was just like, hey,
you know, the social media stuff is a fantasy. What
you see on the internet is not what you see
in life, and people have a hard time controlling what's
fantasy and what's real life.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
You know, So you've helped people, do you feel like
they've helped you?

Speaker 3 (40:40):
Yeah? And it's from the little cracks of the jokes,
and you know, you get more family style people that
will have no problem like hitting you with a joke
or cracking at your like weak points and you could
laugh back.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
If you need that, you need to come around here.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
Yeah, I was gonna say, like, when the whole crew
is here and you guys are just just rat I
love it. I love it.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
I'm sure they would love to have you in at
some point. If you want to come on the big show.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
Too, I would love to. It's that's when you know
people like you or you have a close knit family,
if you can make fun of the person next to
you and we could both laugh.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
Oh yeah, don't come in here having a bad day.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
You're gonna get roasted, right. And sometimes when you listen
to the story, you know somebody's having a bad day
because that person keeps just getting jabs. I love it.
And because the best part is I know in the
radio's off and you guys are in here just just
giving it to each other.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
So I say all the time, one of my love
languages is light bullying. If I'm fucking with you, I
love you, And that's me trying to pull you out
of a maybe like a little rut or whatever or
else just getting my jollies. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (41:39):
Some days it's for me, some days it's for you.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
But I find nothing, then that's a totally different story.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
All right.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
So people want to find you Instagram, where can they
find you?

Speaker 3 (41:47):
Peanut Underscore, the Squirrel and you know Squirrel Underscore Dad
Underscore twelve. Theres a lot of underscore.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
I still can't believe it was taken. And then OnlyFans.
If people want to find you, let's make you some
more money.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
Squirrel Underscore Dad.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
He hates it, but he's really leaning into it.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
You gotta just roll with the punches. And I think
the more I could try to take it in, the
more you'll kind of fade away.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Don't they take it in? People are gonna ask me
some things.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
You gotta watch your words about you're talking about this
stuff now, because everybody's like, oh, this like doing porn,
and I'm like, well, it's kind of.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
But you bought a farm, right and not in the
way that you died Gray, But I know who that is.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
Funniest thing it is because you talked about it on
the radio and I was like, oh my god, I
swore I saw.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Him in Jersey City and he has some very identifiable tattoos,
and I was like, I know that's him. I know
it's him, but.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
You I ship you not. I heard you say. I
looked it up and I was like, that guy has
a whole alphabet coming up his tattoo are like and
I was like, wow, geez, I was getting to do
it is flying high? Good for you man, you.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Oh my gosh, this has come full circle. I love it.
Is there anything you want to talk about that we missed?

Speaker 3 (42:55):
No, I just want to say thank you for having
me anytime.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
This is great.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
It's like, I shit, you're not still starstruck because I
listened to.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
You guys for years and that's amazing.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
The first time that I woke up and I had
like fifteen miss Coles and a DM from Danielle, and
my mom was like, they're talking about you on the stage.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Oh yeah, oh no, the show loves you. I told you.
They're sad that they weren't here for this particular podcast,
which is why I think we should talk to Andrew
and set up a time for you to come in
and actually like be on the big show, because they
would really enjoy this and you're so fun. I appreciate
that and open to talking about anything.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
You can't come to this office and not.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Just you're right.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
We don't like that because you'll find it yes, and
then we'll be on the radio and you'll be like, so,
what's that. I have no choice but to say, yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
I will just say and I'll end it here. But
I when we were talking, I asked you, is there
anything off limits? Are E OnlyFans And you said nope, nope,
open book whatever you want. And this has gone well,
this went exactly as I thought it would, actually a
little bit better. So thank you. Thanks for spending so
much time. Loved it. I feel like I've learned some
things and you've inspired me to go step in some pudding.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
Listen. If I don't get I will subscribe right back.
I need that one.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Here you go subscriber mark. Thank you, Diamond thoughts.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
That was a time.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
It was something.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
It was something. It was very interesting. But also I
like my head was cocked to the side a few times.
She's like, Okay, where is this going.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
You know, I'm very interested in stepping and putting for money.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
Yeah, but I think it lost me in the beginning
when we were talking about a squirrel as.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
If it was a dog. You don't like dog exactly care.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
Which is why I'm like, I don't know to think
of I don't even like dogs. You think I'm gonna
like a squirrel.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
You're a monster. I don't understand how you hate dogs,
but it is what it is, that is you. We
were talking on the show the other day about f
that make you just like red flag somebody wouldn't date,
and I said, people who don't like animals, specifically dogs,
And you know what I was thinking about you.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
Wow, it's okay.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
You could never be my girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
He said. The squirrel has a room in his house.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
How dope is that?

Speaker 2 (45:14):
No? No, no, no, no, I can't. Oh sorry, he is.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Coming for her. Her name is Diamond Cooper at Diamond
Sincere on Instagram Peta. That was her, not me.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
Sorry.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Free range squirrels are my vibe. God. All right, but
let's get to the other stuff. So I know this
is your first time producing a podcast with me. I
appreciate your time, by the way. So we do two things.
We do a burn book. You know what the burn
book is. It's where we basically light somebody on fire yep,
metaphorically for something they've done to piss us off. And
let me tell you, I've been keeping a list of things.

(45:49):
There's so many. Oh you're ready, I'm ready, but I
kind of want one from you today.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
Oh I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
And then we do something called ask Me Anything, where
you can go through the questions that listeners. By the way,
if you're the thank you listeners have asked me that
they're interested in. So let's start with the burn bull.
Oh I'm ready, she's ready. Okay.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
So this past weekend I went to the Saint John's game,
Go Johnny's. I was really excited to be there. They said, Oh,
we may put you on the jumbo.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
Tron, so you are an alumni.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
Yes, what happened here?

Speaker 3 (46:21):
You know?

Speaker 2 (46:22):
It's very fuzzy.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
I step out to go to the bathroom and to
get something to eat because I'm greedy, and I come
back to my seat. People are running around looking for me.
The camera is exactly where I was sitting, so I'm like, oh,
she's going on the JumboTron. I sit down and they
say and from power one oh five nine less simone,
and I'm like, oh, it's one of those things where

(46:45):
you want to say, well, who the fuck is Nyhlessamone?

Speaker 1 (46:48):
But I know her. She's actually a friend.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
No.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
I didn't want to be shady, but I'm like, girl,
are you serious? Right now? Black History Months hasn't even ended,
and you mixing up the black people.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
I can't do this.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
So I don't know exactly who I want to burn.
But whoever was responsible for me being called Nihilis Simone
in front of I don't know thousands of people did it?
Say it on the Jumbo's, you know, And I'm like
an idiot looking into the camera waving because what.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Else are you gonna do? No, that's when you cause
a scene and you do the little like cutthroat thing
like no, no, no, that ain't it, that is not me,
and then you mouth to the camera I am diamond. No.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
First of all, I can't do the cutthroat thing because
there were too many actors from the sopranos in the
audience shut up or on the court Bobby I don't
know his real name.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
His name is Steve Siripa Shiripa.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
Well he was there. I couldn't do the little cutthroat thing. Okay,
but you know it is what it is. I made
the best out of it. I smiled. Wasn't happy about that.
So whoever the motherfucker is who was in charge of that?
I hope your ass burns.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Okay, flamed them? I love that. Do you going for
if this happens again? Do you have a plan?

Speaker 3 (48:02):
No?

Speaker 2 (48:02):
Because it was so what are you gonna do? I
can't do the No, that's not me. Why that's so bad?

Speaker 1 (48:08):
They fucked it up?

Speaker 2 (48:10):
Oh maybe I'll just hit the adele. You know that
meme of her saying court side while the camera's on
her and she's like looking everywhere else. Maybe I'll do
that because you're talking to Nilosamone, not me. I don't
know why the camera's on me.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Oh does Nyla know this?

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Yeah? She thought it was funny, of course.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Because she got some extra shine.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
Yeah, I'm like, you know, I'll take it as a compliment.
That's fine. But also, I'm not fucking Nilo Simone. Okay,
I feel like that.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Should be the name of this episode. I'm not who
is Nila Simone? Because every episode is a question. That
would be it. Oh man, all right, are you ready
for the ask me anything? I am hit me with it.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
Okay, So this question comes from running All Day ninety four. Okay,
very interesting at name. I want to hear more about
that later. They asked, do you ever have a bad
day on air? And how do you navigate them?

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Oh? That's a good question, is hm? I mean I
would say, yeah, who doesn't have a bad day on
the air. I think the problem is I don't know
when it's happening. Why listen? In my head, everything I
say is the best thing I've ever said, So I
don't really know how like in the moment, I don't know.

(49:21):
Do you think I have bad days? No? Why?

Speaker 2 (49:25):
No? So I interpreted the question as like, if you're
having a bad day and you go on air, how
do you navigate it? And I asked, or I picked
that question because if you are having a bad day,
you don't publicly say anything like I don't know about it?
You know? So I'm like, what do you do to
basically not let it show so publicly?

Speaker 1 (49:45):
What do you do a lot of drugs? Just start
with just kidding. That was a joke. Mom and dad,
who aren't listening because they don't know how to work podcasts.
It's great. I think we all have really shitty days,
and we have bad days. I think the one thing
that I try, like I kind of pride myself on,
is being professional. I mean this might be a little

(50:07):
too in depth, but I have dated people who I
swear to God would like wake up in the morning
and just choose violence, like start a fight with me
while I was on the air, and I'd be like,
are you fucking kidding me? Like, we're gonna fight about
this right now. So I learned a long time ago,
even when I was an intern, how to sort of
compartmentalize the two things. There are just four hours in
a day that I need to focus on what I'm
doing and have a good time, and it's also an

(50:28):
escape from whatever bad, shitty thing is happening. So it's
easy to just focus on, Hey, we're gonna have a
good time, we're gonna laugh about stuff, and it kind
of gives you an excuse to not focus on what
you maybe should be focusing on. But like, just give
me this break for these four hours. There have been
times where something is weighing on me a little bit
and it's appropriate to talk about on the air, and

(50:48):
we talk about those things, like my damn hare we
talked about that the way. Oh, thank you, even though
you told me it looks like it's giving mullet.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
It is a.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
Bullet, but you can make me sound like such an
asshole thing.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
No, that's how you know we're good for what it is.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
It means that it's growing, which is I'm very very
happy about it. Well, thank you.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
I appreciate it. So if you didn't know what happened
over the summer, I got really sick. About three months
after that. I was sitting down combing my hair and
it all just started coming out, and I lost a shitload.
And I think, actually, Diamond, you're the only person who
has seen how bad it was because you were helping
me put the hair on that one day. Otherwise I'll
wear a hat or a scarf like I would hide
it because I'm not a graceful ball person. Shout out

(51:30):
to the people who are. I'm not one. But this hair,
bless its heart, it's growing back and now I have
these little like chicken hairs everywhere. So the top is
just fluffy. And Diamond's got to tell me it's given bullet.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
It is given.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
What don't want me to do about it?

Speaker 2 (51:41):
Making of love is blind. It's giving Trevor from Love
is Blind at the top.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
But it's okay, go straight to hell. You know what
it is, what it is. So we share those moments
on the air, and the ones that aren't appropriate for
the air, we just ignore until ten oh one when
we're off, and then you just go about your business.
You start fighting with somebody again.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
I guess I'm in the bathroom, curse.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
Somebody out in the st you know all the things.
But that's I guess that would be the answer.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
What about you, I say, I don't know. I'm so
grateful to like have a job, that have the job
that I have that I feel like if I'm in
a shitty mood, like shake it off and figure it out,
like it is what it is. There are some people
who live shitty lives and have shitty jobs on top
of it. So it's like like what do I have
to be upset about?

Speaker 1 (52:22):
And also just I laugh at.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
Everything that I go through, like I'm like, oh I
got a ticket?

Speaker 1 (52:27):
What a loser? Okay, great, Okay. So this is a
part Diamond where Andrew usually says, don't forget like phone subscribe.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
I gotta do that. Yeah, yes, saying oh, okay, don't
forget like what don't forget like phone subscribe stuff? What
uh saw some side Yes with Gandhi wherever you get
your podcasts.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
We've had a great time. I love you, Diamond, thank
you for being my producer. I might have to keep you.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
Hit us up on Instagram. Hit me up on Instagram
at Baby Hot Sauce if you can find it, I've
been shadow band. You can also just search my first
and last name. Good luck spelling it. And Diamond, where
can they find you?

Speaker 2 (53:02):
At Diamond? Sincere on everything besides Twitter. Because someone won't
give me the name. Your nader's Rose or Ruby or
something like. It's not even Diamond, say Ruby. We'll put
her in the burn book next time.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
Yep, yep, okay, good this nitch Ruby. He is not
even diamonds sat Oh my god, it pisses me off. Okay,
so we're gonna burn Ruby. We're gonna get to know
Diamond in the next episode. Like follow and subscribe at
Baby Hot Sauce. Leave a review, even if you hate us,
leave a review. I mean, maybe don't do that, but
I have to be you know, diplomatic.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
Yeah, don't do it because you'll get a really nice
reply back, so okay, and we'll see you next week.