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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firms Represents fifteen minute Morning Show. Wow, we haven't been
in this room in a while. It feels weird. So weird,
it feels weird. We're back. We're back to the fifteen
(00:26):
minute morning show podcast. Hey, so in the room we
have Froggy and Danielle and Gandhi Straighten, a Scary Brody
and there's uh, the one and only Garrett And here
we go. It's time for our fifty minute morning show podcast.
When's the last time we did one of these? It's
been two months off. Oh wow, wow, I don't remember how.
(00:54):
So we asked what happened in the last two months?
Did I miss anything? Oh? No, not at all. What
have we been playing instead? Have we been not having
a podcast? We took the bonus hour and turned that
into the fifteen minute morning show. Oh, we're clever. So
(01:15):
this is gonna be the first day that we're not
staying on the extra hour on onew York. And uh,
gotta be honest, I'm not gonna miss it, you know
what I am. I am going to miss the fight
I have with Scary over the weather. I am going
to miss that. Yeah, we'll feel free to fight. You know, so, Nate,
you're the senior executive producer. How do we move forward
(01:36):
with this? Well, you know, I think one great thing
is the fact that we can swear on this, because
I know a lot of people were texting in and
commenting on the fact that we weren't doing the fifteen
minute Morning Show and saying I miss you guys, cursing,
thank you, Davie, Okay, Kirsten wins. Yeah. Now, should we
(01:57):
just use foul language because we can't in or should
we just pepper it liberally when it needs to be
peppered liberally? What the funk? Why don't we just come
out of the box just cursing like the Sailors. Yeah, well,
there you go. People have mixed I'm not going to
do what people have missed the expletives that's been the feedback.
It's hard to say I have missed the expletives. Well, okay,
(02:19):
maybe we'll have an expletive for two along the way.
But let's get going, all right, So the fifteen Minute
Morning Show podcast, We're done with the Bonus Hour. The
Bonus Hour was great, It really really, uh did what
we wanted it to do, and um, but it's gone.
And now, what are you gonna do with your your
ten o'clock I mean at ten o'clock today, Danielle, what
are you doing right now? Well, tomorrow is my husband's birthday,
(02:41):
so I will be wrapping presents at ten o'clock today
for tomorrow. That's what I'm doing today. Yeah, Gandhi, what
are you doing with your ten o'clock hour today? Are
you gonna miss me? Now? I am. I'm gonna miss
you guys a lot. But if I'm being honest, I'd
like to say, Oh, I'm gonna work out and strawpe
and take care of my life. I'm gonna go back
to sleep. What's gonna happen? It sounds good? Yeah? What hey, Garrett?
(03:03):
What are you doing with your hour today? So today's
my wedding anniversary and uh, I have to think outside
the box because we're not going out for reservations or
anything like that. So a friend of mine is a chef,
so I asked him to recreate the meal that we
had seven years ago. So I have to go pick
that up, uh, you know, from his house. It is great.
(03:24):
You're so sweet, Garrett. Thankyd Hey, Brody the only one
we cannot see in our zoom room because he doesn't
like to be photographed for some reason. What are you
doing with your extra hour today? Oh? This is great?
So instead of napping eleven to three, I'll be napping
tended to ok how about that you you napped that
(03:46):
many hours? I napped more if they let me, I
can't nap. What are you doing today? I'll be snacking.
I'll add an extra hour snacking that I wasn't able
to do before. Yes, yea scary. What are gonna do
with your ten o'clock hour? I'm gonna go for a
(04:08):
very long walk. I really am gonna to the refrigerator
and back. You know what he's gonna do. He's gonna
find another town that's open that doesn't want him to go.
And today I will be getting my car serviced. I
usually use the time right after the show to run
errands and things, so that is the errand of the day,
(04:29):
so it will start an hour earlier today, right, and Nate,
what are you doing? I gotta build garden boxes today?
Because is this froggy? Is this what happens when you
get like in a relationship? Okay, so she Heather wants
to grow vegetables, and apparently, in order to grow vegetables,
(04:50):
you can't just plant the vegetable seeds in the ground. No, no, no,
So when you when you do the vegetable box, you
keep it in a controlled environment. It's she's she's right
on this one. Actually, okay, whatever, Well, I gotta go
buy cedar planks right and cut them to specific Yeah. Yeah.
The reason you use cedar planks is because those don't rot.
They're much better, thank you. And they can't get a
(05:14):
thing called a miter yes, a miter saw, yes, yeah,
a miter box. Yeah, because you want to be able
to cut corners. Otherwise you'll just lay the corner on
it. It It won't match. So you know, I will pay
for your flight. Can you just come up here and
do this right there? Not during the vid? You know,
you know, you know, you can go down to the
lows and they can I think they have these already
(05:35):
for you. You know that. You know what else, we
can just go to the supermarket and buy vegetables. Apparently
everybody had the same thought. So they're sold out of
the pre made garden boxes. And the guy was explaining
to me, well, you could just get some cedar planks.
I'm like, we slow down. I gotta buy wood now,
(05:55):
so I gotta figure this out. So you'll figure it out.
So that's what you're doing. At ten o'clock, I will
tell you I've been I've been planting. I I planted
for two hours yesterday. I have so many vegetables. I
planted soybeans. I planted at a mommy. I planted peppers.
I planted. We've got more tomatoes on the way. I'm
(06:16):
I'm I'm a total farmer. Now you should come see
my crops. Yeah, what are you laughing at? What's so funny?
Everything about this, honestly, like picturing Nate with a miter saw,
is just sort of comical in itself. Like with your luck.
I don't know if you should be doing it, Nate.
You gotta hire someone else. And do you know how
(06:39):
to use the saw on a miter box? I don't
even know what. I don't even know how to pronounce it.
This I wish I wish you could have Heather hold
the phone so you can go on live on Instagram
so we could watch this. Another interesting thing about this is,
(07:01):
of course Garrett is here and we speak to him,
you know, for one segment every morning. But Brody, we
haven't really talked to Brody at all. Brody has been
totally absent from our lives except for, you know, seeing
what he writes in the roody types in the room.
So Brody, like you have all this pent up frustration
or thoughts or funny stuff. What do you what do
you want to say? Um, that's a great question. You know,
(07:26):
I'm not pent up or frustrated. Who are you fighting
with now that you can't fight with us every day? Like?
Who do you? Who do you argue with? Day? I
had a fight with Taco Bell. I had a fight
with Wayfair. I ended up getting a free six hundred
dollar chaff from them. You should listen to the Brooken
(07:47):
Boys podcast. Damn well know Taco drive to ask you
up and park and wait for my food, and I
said no, it's wrong with that when I go to
drive through to get my food at the drive thru,
not to go park in a parking space by garbage pail.
I said no to them, and then they bitched about
(08:09):
me behind the way Brody, you're holding up the people
behind you at that point. That's the great point, Froggy.
There was nobody behind me. You know, um well, I
have to say, if I just may say to the
whole room, I love Taco Bell. Taco Bell is fabulous,
and I love them no wrong, and I want you
to go back today and I want you to apologize
(08:31):
for them. They deserve an apology from you. You were,
you were, You were a little rude to them. Give
them more money too. I'm pretty sure I already heard
this on a Brooklyn Boys podcast because my son is
obsessed with the Brooklyn Boys pod. My son listens to
and now he tells me when things don't go my
way at a restaurant or something's not right, and I'm like, hey, whatever,
we'll just we'll just my son says, oh, Dad, Brodie
(08:53):
would never do this. This is not the way Brodie
would handle it, even as not even you know Brodie
would not go for this. I'm like, you know, go
love with Brodie. Oh my goodness you Brodie. Are you
enjoying being at home? Are you ready to get back
to the office? Double sided question. I'm enjoying sitting on
(09:17):
the couch and sitting by the pool, but I miss
you guys. What about your family? What would they say
if we asked them? Are they are they ready for
you to go back to work. Oh um, So I
have a little den off the kitchen which were I
sit in the morning, and about twenty years ago I
took the door off so it's easier to get down there.
They would like me to put the door back on,
(09:38):
so I think on my own private world and leave
them alone. Yeah, they're ready to invest. Maybe you can
get a free door from someone. I could. I'll call
those now. So how much time left on the fifteen
minute morning show podcast? Is exactly five minutes? Right now? Okay,
(10:04):
is the first thing going to be at a twelve
minute morning show. Let's let's make this. Let's make this
the very last fifteen minute morning show podcast. What do
you say you can't do that? Yeah, I can't. We
cannot leave, like you know, get into this in phases
if you'd like, you know, we could show is ten minutes.
(10:28):
I did it, so, so, uh what am I doing
a ten you ask? Well, no one I asked. No
one gives a funk about what are we doing. I'm
gonna go ahead and tend my crops. Gonna be a
crop duster. Yeah, I'm tending my crop straight. N I
(10:55):
imagine you in overalls with no shirts and a hole
and a hole. His name is Alex. Just call Alex. No,
only Froggy knows who this person is. They say, they're saying,
I look like Junior Samples. Remember him exactly who that is?
(11:17):
Samples for Junior Samples. That's me. And if you want
to if you want to buy a car from you
have to call b R five four nine. I think
there was a number. There used to be a show
called He Hall and it was it was you know,
it was it was a you know, it was a
very country music based variety show, and Junior Samples was
(11:42):
one of the guys. You're saying, that's me, Junior Samples,
Junior Samples. Everyone do a search for Junior Samples. Samples.
That is totally you shut up anyway, Now, how much
(12:09):
time do we have? Three minutes? We could cause for
three minutes people missed us car. We can go around
and say our favorite curse work. Use it in a sentence.
I think, why don't you lie about the time? I
lie about the time every morning, And I'm like, obviously
gotta wrap. Oh yeah, as a matter of fact, we're done,
(12:31):
We're done. We're over. Hey, guys, I'm looking at an
article here. Apparently Junior Samples died at fifty six. How
old are you of us? Hey, scary start preparing the
montage retrospective show. That's so sweet thinking of the future.
(12:55):
I appreciate that. Hey, Brody, I didn't ask you are
you were looking forward to seeing a King of Staten
Island with Davidson Pete Davidson. No, I'm undecided. I don't
know if I like him or not. I mean, I
love the rest of either. I want to see it.
It looks like I saw a preview that was pretty long,
(13:16):
and I thought it actually looked pretty interesting. He was
in an interview. It was on CBS Sunday morning. I
believe if I'm not mistaken, and I don't know, I
think I need to watch it. I think there's more
to this kid than we know. There's something could be
something worth watching. Well, if you like it and recommend it,
I'll definitely watch it. But he does look around like Steve,
(13:36):
who I think plays his father. He doesn't look a
little like him. What about you, Garrett, You're from Staten Island.
Do you have any desire to see Pete Davidson? I do, actually,
because I understand what he always says about his hometown
where I'm also from Staten Island, where there's that group
of people that are just a holes and he grew
up around it, and I get it. And you know,
(13:58):
I'm not as an outspoken as he is, but I
understand what he tries to say sometimes about his hometown. Right, yeah,
I think if you're from Staten Island, you can make
fun of stet Island, but if you're not from there,
you really shouldn't make fun of Staten Island. I think
it rolls exactly anyway. So any final thoughts before we
(14:18):
turn this ship off anyone? It feels the same. You
got thirty seconds, get them, Let's go late. I'm gonna
go late. That'll be like the regular show. All right,
all right, we did it. I promise tomorrow we'll have more.
(14:39):
We'll have more to talk about. Would you put that
kind of pressure on us? I don't know. Have a
beautiful day and welcome back to a new season of
The fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast Yet Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firms Represents fifteen minute Morning Show. Wow, we haven't been
in this room in a while. It feels weird. So weird,
it feels weird. We're back. We're back to the fifteen
(00:26):
minute morning show podcast. Hey, so in the room we
have Froggy and Danielle and Gandhi Straighten, a Scary Brody
and there's uh, the one and only Garrett And here
we go. It's time for our fifty minute morning show podcast.
When's the last time we did one of these? It's
been two months off. Oh wow, wow, I don't remember how.
(00:54):
So we asked what happened in the last two months?
Did I miss anything? Oh? No, not at all. What
have we been playing instead? Have we been not having
a podcast? We took the bonus hour and turned that
into the fifteen minute morning show. Oh, we're clever. So
(01:15):
this is gonna be the first day that we're not
staying on the extra hour on onew York. And uh,
gotta be honest, I'm not gonna miss it, you know
what I am. I am going to miss the fight
I have with Scary over the weather. I am going
to miss that. Yeah, we'll feel free to fight. You know, so, Nate,
you're the senior executive producer. How do we move forward
(01:36):
with this? Well, you know, I think one great thing
is the fact that we can swear on this, because
I know a lot of people were texting in and
commenting on the fact that we weren't doing the fifteen
minute Morning Show and saying I miss you guys, cursing,
thank you, Davie, Okay, Kirsten wins. Yeah. Now, should we
(01:57):
just use foul language because we can't in or should
we just pepper it liberally when it needs to be
peppered liberally? What the funk? Why don't we just come
out of the box just cursing like the Sailors. Yeah, well,
there you go. People have mixed I'm not going to
do what people have missed the expletives that's been the feedback.
It's hard to say I have missed the expletives. Well, okay,
(02:19):
maybe we'll have an expletive for two along the way.
But let's get going, all right, So the fifteen Minute
Morning Show podcast, We're done with the Bonus Hour. The
Bonus Hour was great, It really really, uh did what
we wanted it to do, and um, but it's gone.
And now, what are you gonna do with your your
ten o'clock I mean at ten o'clock today, Danielle, what
are you doing right now? Well, tomorrow is my husband's birthday,
(02:41):
so I will be wrapping presents at ten o'clock today
for tomorrow. That's what I'm doing today. Yeah, Gandhi, what
are you doing with your ten o'clock hour today? Are
you gonna miss me? Now? I am. I'm gonna miss
you guys a lot. But if I'm being honest, I'd
like to say, Oh, I'm gonna work out and strawpe
and take care of my life. I'm gonna go back
to sleep. What's gonna happen? It sounds good? Yeah? What hey, Garrett?
(03:03):
What are you doing with your hour today? So today's
my wedding anniversary and uh, I have to think outside
the box because we're not going out for reservations or
anything like that. So a friend of mine is a chef,
so I asked him to recreate the meal that we
had seven years ago. So I have to go pick
that up, uh, you know, from his house. It is great.
(03:24):
You're so sweet, Garrett. Thankyd Hey, Brody the only one
we cannot see in our zoom room because he doesn't
like to be photographed for some reason. What are you
doing with your extra hour today? Oh? This is great?
So instead of napping eleven to three, I'll be napping
tended to ok how about that you you napped that
(03:46):
many hours? I napped more if they let me, I
can't nap. What are you doing today? I'll be snacking.
I'll add an extra hour snacking that I wasn't able
to do before. Yes, yea scary. What are gonna do
with your ten o'clock hour? I'm gonna go for a
(04:08):
very long walk. I really am gonna to the refrigerator
and back. You know what he's gonna do. He's gonna
find another town that's open that doesn't want him to go.
And today I will be getting my car serviced. I
usually use the time right after the show to run
errands and things, so that is the errand of the day,
(04:29):
so it will start an hour earlier today, right, and Nate,
what are you doing? I gotta build garden boxes today?
Because is this froggy? Is this what happens when you
get like in a relationship? Okay, so she Heather wants
to grow vegetables, and apparently, in order to grow vegetables,
(04:50):
you can't just plant the vegetable seeds in the ground. No, no, no,
So when you when you do the vegetable box, you
keep it in a controlled environment. It's she's she's right
on this one. Actually, okay, whatever, Well, I gotta go
buy cedar planks right and cut them to specific Yeah. Yeah.
The reason you use cedar planks is because those don't rot.
They're much better, thank you. And they can't get a
(05:14):
thing called a miter yes, a miter saw, yes, yeah,
a miter box. Yeah, because you want to be able
to cut corners. Otherwise you'll just lay the corner on
it. It It won't match. So you know, I will pay
for your flight. Can you just come up here and
do this right there? Not during the vid? You know,
you know, you know, you can go down to the
lows and they can I think they have these already
(05:35):
for you. You know that. You know what else, we
can just go to the supermarket and buy vegetables. Apparently
everybody had the same thought. So they're sold out of
the pre made garden boxes. And the guy was explaining
to me, well, you could just get some cedar planks.
I'm like, we slow down. I gotta buy wood now,
(05:55):
so I gotta figure this out. So you'll figure it out.
So that's what you're doing. At ten o'clock, I will
tell you I've been I've been planting. I I planted
for two hours yesterday. I have so many vegetables. I
planted soybeans. I planted at a mommy. I planted peppers.
I planted. We've got more tomatoes on the way. I'm
(06:16):
I'm I'm a total farmer. Now you should come see
my crops. Yeah, what are you laughing at? What's so funny?
Everything about this, honestly, like picturing Nate with a miter saw,
is just sort of comical in itself. Like with your luck.
I don't know if you should be doing it, Nate.
You gotta hire someone else. And do you know how
(06:39):
to use the saw on a miter box? I don't
even know what. I don't even know how to pronounce it.
This I wish I wish you could have Heather hold
the phone so you can go on live on Instagram
so we could watch this. Another interesting thing about this is,
(07:01):
of course Garrett is here and we speak to him,
you know, for one segment every morning. But Brody, we
haven't really talked to Brody at all. Brody has been
totally absent from our lives except for, you know, seeing
what he writes in the roody types in the room.
So Brody, like you have all this pent up frustration
or thoughts or funny stuff. What do you what do
you want to say? Um, that's a great question. You know,
(07:26):
I'm not pent up or frustrated. Who are you fighting
with now that you can't fight with us every day? Like?
Who do you? Who do you argue with? Day? I
had a fight with Taco Bell. I had a fight
with Wayfair. I ended up getting a free six hundred
dollar chaff from them. You should listen to the Brooken
(07:47):
Boys podcast. Damn well know Taco drive to ask you
up and park and wait for my food, and I
said no, it's wrong with that when I go to
drive through to get my food at the drive thru,
not to go park in a parking space by garbage pail.
I said no to them, and then they bitched about
(08:09):
me behind the way Brody, you're holding up the people
behind you at that point. That's the great point, Froggy.
There was nobody behind me. You know, um well, I
have to say, if I just may say to the
whole room, I love Taco Bell. Taco Bell is fabulous,
and I love them no wrong, and I want you
to go back today and I want you to apologize
(08:31):
for them. They deserve an apology from you. You were,
you were, You were a little rude to them. Give
them more money too. I'm pretty sure I already heard
this on a Brooklyn Boys podcast because my son is
obsessed with the Brooklyn Boys pod. My son listens to
and now he tells me when things don't go my
way at a restaurant or something's not right, and I'm like, hey, whatever,
we'll just we'll just my son says, oh, Dad, Brodie
(08:53):
would never do this. This is not the way Brodie
would handle it, even as not even you know Brodie
would not go for this. I'm like, you know, go
love with Brodie. Oh my goodness you Brodie. Are you
enjoying being at home? Are you ready to get back
to the office? Double sided question. I'm enjoying sitting on
(09:17):
the couch and sitting by the pool, but I miss
you guys. What about your family? What would they say
if we asked them? Are they are they ready for
you to go back to work. Oh um, So I
have a little den off the kitchen which were I
sit in the morning, and about twenty years ago I
took the door off so it's easier to get down there.
They would like me to put the door back on,
(09:38):
so I think on my own private world and leave
them alone. Yeah, they're ready to invest. Maybe you can
get a free door from someone. I could. I'll call
those now. So how much time left on the fifteen
minute morning show podcast? Is exactly five minutes? Right now? Okay,
(10:04):
is the first thing going to be at a twelve
minute morning show. Let's let's make this. Let's make this
the very last fifteen minute morning show podcast. What do
you say you can't do that? Yeah, I can't. We
cannot leave, like you know, get into this in phases
if you'd like, you know, we could show is ten minutes.
(10:28):
I did it, so, so, uh what am I doing
a ten you ask? Well, no one I asked. No
one gives a funk about what are we doing. I'm
gonna go ahead and tend my crops. Gonna be a
crop duster. Yeah, I'm tending my crop straight. N I
(10:55):
imagine you in overalls with no shirts and a hole
and a hole. His name is Alex. Just call Alex. No,
only Froggy knows who this person is. They say, they're saying,
I look like Junior Samples. Remember him exactly who that is?
(11:17):
Samples for Junior Samples. That's me. And if you want
to if you want to buy a car from you
have to call b R five four nine. I think
there was a number. There used to be a show
called He Hall and it was it was you know,
it was it was a you know, it was a
very country music based variety show, and Junior Samples was
(11:42):
one of the guys. You're saying, that's me, Junior Samples,
Junior Samples. Everyone do a search for Junior Samples. Samples.
That is totally you shut up anyway, Now, how much
(12:09):
time do we have? Three minutes? We could cause for
three minutes people missed us car. We can go around
and say our favorite curse work. Use it in a sentence.
I think, why don't you lie about the time? I
lie about the time every morning, And I'm like, obviously
gotta wrap. Oh yeah, as a matter of fact, we're done,
(12:31):
We're done. We're over. Hey, guys, I'm looking at an
article here. Apparently Junior Samples died at fifty six. How
old are you of us? Hey, scary start preparing the
montage retrospective show. That's so sweet thinking of the future.
(12:55):
I appreciate that. Hey, Brody, I didn't ask you are
you were looking forward to seeing a King of Staten
Island with Davidson Pete Davidson. No, I'm undecided. I don't
know if I like him or not. I mean, I
love the rest of either. I want to see it.
It looks like I saw a preview that was pretty long,
(13:16):
and I thought it actually looked pretty interesting. He was
in an interview. It was on CBS Sunday morning. I
believe if I'm not mistaken, and I don't know, I
think I need to watch it. I think there's more
to this kid than we know. There's something could be
something worth watching. Well, if you like it and recommend it,
I'll definitely watch it. But he does look around like Steve,
(13:36):
who I think plays his father. He doesn't look a
little like him. What about you, Garrett, You're from Staten Island.
Do you have any desire to see Pete Davidson? I do, actually,
because I understand what he always says about his hometown
where I'm also from Staten Island, where there's that group
of people that are just a holes and he grew
up around it, and I get it. And you know,
(13:58):
I'm not as an outspoken as he is, but I
understand what he tries to say sometimes about his hometown. Right, yeah,
I think if you're from Staten Island, you can make
fun of stet Island, but if you're not from there,
you really shouldn't make fun of Staten Island. I think
it rolls exactly anyway. So any final thoughts before we
(14:18):
turn this ship off anyone? It feels the same. You
got thirty seconds, get them, Let's go late. I'm gonna
go late. That'll be like the regular show. All right,
all right, we did it. I promise tomorrow we'll have more.
(14:39):
We'll have more to talk about. Would you put that
kind of pressure on us? I don't know. Have a
beautiful day and welcome back to a new season of
The fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast Yet Minute Morning Show
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