Daughter’s Wedding is Pushed Back

Al’s daughter is about to get married, and dad gets a call with some bacd news from the church.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran the Elvis Durant phone
tapping right, Garrett, tell us all about your phone tap.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
So Shana wants to play a phone tap on her
dad Al. Now Shane is getting married in a few
weeks and Shana's dad Al has been a huge help
in planning and paying for the wedding. So I'm going
to call Dad Al from the church where the wedding's
going down and saying there's a slight change in plan.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
These phone taps always work because you have a wedding,
you have a nervous father who doesn't want to spend money.
You know, there's always a problem. Great, great chemistry for
a phone time. Let's see what happens in Garrett's phone tap.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Here we go, Hello a Hi, Yes, I'm looking for
one Al well you should do look. Yeah, this is
l Oh Hi, this is Mon signor Farrell. I'm calling
on behalf of Father Ryan over at the church.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
Okay, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Father Royn had to take a little leave.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Ok.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yeah, no, he just had to tend to some business
outside of the church. I see that you have a
wedding for next Sunday, plan for it looks like maybe
a daughter.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
Yeah, yeah, you might want to share that.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yeah, slight change your plans.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
We just got six more baptisms put on the book
for Sunday and that is going to push everything back
almost two hours.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
That's not going to work.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
We're trying to inflate our numbers into the church and
by saying no, that's just not a good look for us.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Well.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
I understand that you want to grow the church, but
I mean I've been coming to this church my entire life,
and you know, I feel like I should have think
it a priority here. I mean, really, I think it's
fair for putting us out like this.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
So you have to understand our situation too as a
parish where we have to open our doors on the
babies who want to come in and have water poured
on their heads to welcome them into the church.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
I understand you're concerned for these babiescause you've got to
understand my concerns to my baby. Okay, this is my
only daughter, all right, and I've been putting money into
that collection plate my entire life, so I think I
am owed a little bit of something here. Okay, who
exactly do you report to? Because I would like to
talk to them.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
You would like to talk to my boss?

Speaker 4 (01:59):
Yeah, I would like to for your boss.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Okay, are you looking up right now?

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Excuse me?

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Look up to this guy.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
What're you talking about?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
All right? Start talking to this guy?

Speaker 4 (02:09):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (02:11):
That's my boss.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
I want to talk to the person that walks here
on earth that you were responding to.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Okay, System Moreen and her crew are going to really
get a good hoot out of this story. Wow, I
hope you're not going to be drinking at the reception.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
Excuse me?

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Well, I just I would hate for you to have
a temper like that. I'm going to move my excuse me,
I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Okay, Well, you gotta understand this has been a very
very stressful two weeks. Okay, we were getting down to
the zero hour here for a lot of time and
a lot of money and a lot of work and
making sure this is going to be the perfect wedding
day for my daughter and I just, I just I
feel I'm about to jump out of my skin through
this phone and do something that I'm going to regret.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Al Can I help you solve some of those problems?
My name's actually not Monsignor Farrell. It's gar from Elvis
Duran in the morning show. And you got phone tappu
the beautiful bride your daughter.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Hi, Dad, are you okay? It's all a joke, just
a joke. Everything's fine.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
It's untroubled Pa. All this money for your wedding and
you go on phone top me on the radio like this.
There's too much. Who I have to make it this.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Vir phone tip. Wow,