November 20, 2024 • 5 mins
Danielle gets to deliver Steven the bad news that his mother-in-law is staying with him much longer than originally planned!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran Phone's happened, Daniel?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
What's it all about?
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Well, it comes to us from Jessica. She says, my
mom's coming in for Thanksgiving weekend, so my husband Steven
cannot stand her. They don't get along. So I want
you to call my husband, tell him my mom's flight
home was canceled and that she has to stay a
lot longer. And she's going to start the call and
then I'm going to hop in later. I was like
the travel agent.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yep, the evil travel agent.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Let's listen to today's phone tap. Here we go.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Hello, hey, honey, do you have a second? I just
booked mom's tickets and believe put me on hold. There's
something screw up with the flights or you know, it's
so crazy right now it's going on, and well, she's
they're not going to be able to put her on
a flight till that Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
What do you mean to like then?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
But it's going to be weak, it's not going to
be a big deal.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Come on, just there's not one flight that goes out
that weekend.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I don't know, that's why I follow you. I didn't understand.
She said it was going to be insanely expensive. They
were gonna take this is both, this is both?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
No.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Oh, for good no, I can't what do you mean,
For God's sake, I can't know.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
She's not staying till Wednesday.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
I know my mother's a little crazy, but just you know,
a little crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Man. She pulled out a rangy board last time. She
pushes my buttons, and she makes these. You know, she
has to make her sweet potatoes, which tastes like I've
been feeding him to the dog for the past few years.
I'm sorry. I love you and I can handle your
blown you know, just for a little bit of time,
but not for a whole week. Oh my god, I'm
(01:38):
being honest with you. I can't do this for a week.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
You know she loves them.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
We have to fix the plumbing, Jessica. We spent fifteen
hundred bucks. Clocked the toils.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
She clocked the toils.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
That was not a bowl. Oh please, come on, she
had a baby coming out of her get her out.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Hello, I'm say this is my husband, Stephen. To get
him on the line. I wasn't really curious what you
were saying, so could you sure?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
No, I'll explain it so, Steven. So the problem is
is that your wife had booked your mother in law
on a flight leaving to go back right and unfortunately
that flight has been canceled. And I'm trying my best
to find something to accommodate you.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Guys. I'll get a silence license in less than twenty
four hours and I'll fly this flame.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
The problem is is that as of right now, there
are no flights that day or for like three or
four days after.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
So there's not one flight for three days.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
This is not a last Excuse me, excuse me, sir.
I'm trying my best here, and I really wish you
wouldn't take that tone with me.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
I wouldn't say you're not taking that for.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Either my mother in law. You've never met me, Okay, okay,
but a flight. There's got to be a flight. I mean,
we got to get her out in the evening or
afternoon or even six in the morning.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
So I'm true, Okay, I'm trying my best. Give me
a few minutes. I will get back to you, guys.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Okay, I want to cry, all right, hold on, you.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Rap, and you don't pay day.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
In my life.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
You're not twelve anymore you are.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
This isn't a matter of twelve years old. She pushes
my buttons, she starts fights with me.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
General, I know, rip your buttons off. If you don't
calm down, we'll figure this out.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Just I've never had a problem with blood pressure. And
then every time she gets there, it goes up.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Hello, Hello, So I did find something. But okay, it's
going to cost you a little bit more money. And
I think you said you don't mind that.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Well, you know, if it's like an extra one hundred
ball or so, I can do it.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
It's gonna come to almost two thousand. What come on,
and you'd be sending her first class. She would be
relaxing all the way home back to Fort Lauderdale.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I think that you could be comfortable, you know, then
she can stay.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
I honestly, honestly missed, sir.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Sir, let's get her up by bus. Can you put
buses to say?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
You're gonna put my mother on a bus?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
What's the matter with the boss?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
They got coming side?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
So you know, this seat is actually for larger people.
That's why it's a little more expensive. And Lee is
a little bit larger, am I.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Right's of a boatswagon? Oh, for god, here's the bottom line.
I don't have two thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
There is one other option I'm going to work on,
but you have to give me a few minutes. So
just discuss the first class issue, because if.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
You were it the space shuttle, how about a swing?
How about a can and how about an artillery show?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
You're so hilarious.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
How about we put her in a body of an ICBM.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
The other option, Unfortunately, your mother in law would have
two layovers and she would be staying in the airport
for about two hours at one, and it looks like
about three hours in there.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
It's not fine, okay, I can know.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
No, that's about five to six hours of just sitting
around an airport.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
You're okay with leaving you I'm okay with it.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
You can read a book, she can tell people to
cook sweet potato. She can plot their toilet at the airport.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Okay. So basically I should book that one because you
can't have her stick around for a couple of extra days.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I cannot have her there for an extra few days. Okay,
you've got it. Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
So why don't you just write the check out to
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show. What your wife Jessica
just phone tuped you. God, your mother in law is
actually going home on that Saturday. Don't worry.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Oh my God.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
And Steven, the sweet potato is really that bad?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I really have been feeding them, confesses to our dog
the Elvis Duran's phone tap.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by all
participants the Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran Phone's happened, Daniel?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
What's it all about?
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Well, it comes to us from Jessica. She says, my
mom's coming in for Thanksgiving weekend, so my husband Steven
cannot stand her. They don't get along. So I want
you to call my husband, tell him my mom's flight
home was canceled and that she has to stay a
lot longer. And she's going to start the call and
then I'm going to hop in later. I was like
the travel agent.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yep, the evil travel agent.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Let's listen to today's phone tap. Here we go.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Hello, hey, honey, do you have a second? I just
booked mom's tickets and believe put me on hold. There's
something screw up with the flights or you know, it's
so crazy right now it's going on, and well, she's
they're not going to be able to put her on
a flight till that Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
What do you mean to like then?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
But it's going to be weak, it's not going to
be a big deal.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Come on, just there's not one flight that goes out
that weekend.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I don't know, that's why I follow you. I didn't understand.
She said it was going to be insanely expensive. They
were gonna take this is both, this is both?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
No.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Oh, for good no, I can't what do you mean,
For God's sake, I can't know.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
She's not staying till Wednesday.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
I know my mother's a little crazy, but just you know,
a little crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Man. She pulled out a rangy board last time. She
pushes my buttons, and she makes these. You know, she
has to make her sweet potatoes, which tastes like I've
been feeding him to the dog for the past few years.
I'm sorry. I love you and I can handle your
blown you know, just for a little bit of time,
but not for a whole week. Oh my god, I'm
(01:38):
being honest with you. I can't do this for a week.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
You know she loves them.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
We have to fix the plumbing, Jessica. We spent fifteen
hundred bucks. Clocked the toils.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
She clocked the toils.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
That was not a bowl. Oh please, come on, she
had a baby coming out of her get her out.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Hello, I'm say this is my husband, Stephen. To get
him on the line. I wasn't really curious what you
were saying, so could you sure?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
No, I'll explain it so, Steven. So the problem is
is that your wife had booked your mother in law
on a flight leaving to go back right and unfortunately
that flight has been canceled. And I'm trying my best
to find something to accommodate you.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Guys. I'll get a silence license in less than twenty
four hours and I'll fly this flame.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
The problem is is that as of right now, there
are no flights that day or for like three or
four days after.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
So there's not one flight for three days.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
This is not a last Excuse me, excuse me, sir.
I'm trying my best here, and I really wish you
wouldn't take that tone with me.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
I wouldn't say you're not taking that for.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Either my mother in law. You've never met me, Okay, okay,
but a flight. There's got to be a flight. I mean,
we got to get her out in the evening or
afternoon or even six in the morning.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
So I'm true, Okay, I'm trying my best. Give me
a few minutes. I will get back to you, guys.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Okay, I want to cry, all right, hold on, you.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Rap, and you don't pay day.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
In my life.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
You're not twelve anymore you are.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
This isn't a matter of twelve years old. She pushes
my buttons, she starts fights with me.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
General, I know, rip your buttons off. If you don't
calm down, we'll figure this out.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Just I've never had a problem with blood pressure. And
then every time she gets there, it goes up.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Hello, Hello, So I did find something. But okay, it's
going to cost you a little bit more money. And
I think you said you don't mind that.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Well, you know, if it's like an extra one hundred
ball or so, I can do it.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
It's gonna come to almost two thousand. What come on,
and you'd be sending her first class. She would be
relaxing all the way home back to Fort Lauderdale.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I think that you could be comfortable, you know, then
she can stay.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
I honestly, honestly missed, sir.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Sir, let's get her up by bus. Can you put
buses to say?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
You're gonna put my mother on a bus?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
What's the matter with the boss?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
They got coming side?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
So you know, this seat is actually for larger people.
That's why it's a little more expensive. And Lee is
a little bit larger, am I.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Right's of a boatswagon? Oh, for god, here's the bottom line.
I don't have two thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
There is one other option I'm going to work on,
but you have to give me a few minutes. So
just discuss the first class issue, because if.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
You were it the space shuttle, how about a swing?
How about a can and how about an artillery show?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
You're so hilarious.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
How about we put her in a body of an ICBM.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
The other option, Unfortunately, your mother in law would have
two layovers and she would be staying in the airport
for about two hours at one, and it looks like
about three hours in there.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
It's not fine, okay, I can know.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
No, that's about five to six hours of just sitting
around an airport.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
You're okay with leaving you I'm okay with it.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
You can read a book, she can tell people to
cook sweet potato. She can plot their toilet at the airport.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Okay. So basically I should book that one because you
can't have her stick around for a couple of extra days.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I cannot have her there for an extra few days. Okay,
you've got it. Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
So why don't you just write the check out to
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show. What your wife Jessica
just phone tuped you. God, your mother in law is
actually going home on that Saturday. Don't worry.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Oh my God.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
And Steven, the sweet potato is really that bad?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I really have been feeding them, confesses to our dog
the Elvis Duran's phone tap.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by all
participants the Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show
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