February 17, 2025 • 3 mins
Mrs. Mashgalopsis tries to book a dentist appointment for her hemorrhoid problem, and it goes about as well as you'd think!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone tappen.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
The return of Miss Moscas.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Oh, yes, all right. So Donna is working at a
doctor's office. So her daughter said, I want to call
my mom and phone tapper because she gets all weird
people calling at the doctor's So miss moshcallopsis.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Is Josh trying to make an appointment? She's just an
old lady. Yeah, let's see what happens. Will she get
the appointment?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Let's find out in today's Daniel phone.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Tap doctor Tanasa's office.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Hello, I need to make an appointment.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Have you been here before?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
No, I'm a new patient.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
I can't sit down anymore, so I think I need
to come in, ma'am.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I'm sorry, I don't understand it. Do you have some
sort of mental problem?
Speaker 3 (00:48):
My son Marvin when he bought me to you know
the cushion that you put on the knee when you
have any problems, and I put it undern but I can't.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I still can't sit down. I'm in so much pain.
I really got to come in and see the doctor.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Uh huh, ma'am, this is a dentist office. Do you
need to make an appointment for your teeth.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I need to come in for my hammorrhoids. You're what
my hemorrhods?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Wait a minute, you're hemorrhoids are no? No, no, this is
this is to do with the mouth, ma'am. This is
cheeth gum. Are you having an issue like that?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I don't have hemorrhoids in my mouth. I have hemorrhods
in my my butt talks area. That's where I have
my hemorrhoids.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
All right, well, ma'am, this is a dentist office. Like
I said several times, I no, that's.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Why I'm calling you because your adopted and I need
a doctor's helm. My name is Missus marsh Gallopsis. You
want me to spell that for you?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Now? What I need you to do is hang up
with me.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
But if I hang on with you, I haven't made
my palming yet. So I can be there tomorrow morning
at eight am.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
All right, No, you can't be here at eight am
because we can't help you.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
You do you open at eight thirty?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Hermorhis have to deal with the anal area. We do
not handle that.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I don't talk about stuff like that's my buttocks every
you thank you?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
No, no, no, no, we handle teeth now if you
have a two things I don't have ta you need
an extraction or root came out? Did you ever go
for cleaning or X raising your cleaning of your I
do need.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
My my buttocks area clean. It's fine. I do a
good job.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
You have a problem like a hemorrhoid in your mouth,
which we don't call it that. It could be an abscess.
We're not handling your situation. We need to handle peace peace,
but I don't need it. But do you have teeth
growing out of your backside? Ma'am?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
What are you talking now? You're talking crazy.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I'm not talking crazy. Do you understand two different openings?
You know, you going in and the other one was
fool going out?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
You're ridden out. You're being rude.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I told you we don't this good handle chut.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
You know you don't like old people? Is that what
it is? You just don't like? It's not nice.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Okay, I've had enough.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Well, maybe if my boss, if I have my boss.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
And make the apoM of moment you actually work.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Yeah, have a boss. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
My boss's name is Elvis.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Elvis Elvis is a performer. He dies like in the seventies.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
No, he's not.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
He's really my boss. This is me Om and Arrow
from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show. And you got
phone tap?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
What your daughter?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
She plays this?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
O god I am so I'm at work right now,
carrying on like a lunatic.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
The Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone table was pre
recorded with permission granted by Authorty Space.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
The Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone tappen.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
The return of Miss Moscas.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Oh, yes, all right. So Donna is working at a
doctor's office. So her daughter said, I want to call
my mom and phone tapper because she gets all weird
people calling at the doctor's So miss moshcallopsis.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Is Josh trying to make an appointment? She's just an
old lady. Yeah, let's see what happens. Will she get
the appointment?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Let's find out in today's Daniel phone.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Tap doctor Tanasa's office.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Hello, I need to make an appointment.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Have you been here before?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
No, I'm a new patient.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
I can't sit down anymore, so I think I need
to come in, ma'am.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I'm sorry, I don't understand it. Do you have some
sort of mental problem?
Speaker 3 (00:48):
My son Marvin when he bought me to you know
the cushion that you put on the knee when you
have any problems, and I put it undern but I can't.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I still can't sit down. I'm in so much pain.
I really got to come in and see the doctor.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Uh huh, ma'am, this is a dentist office. Do you
need to make an appointment for your teeth.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I need to come in for my hammorrhoids. You're what
my hemorrhods?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Wait a minute, you're hemorrhoids are no? No, no, this is
this is to do with the mouth, ma'am. This is
cheeth gum. Are you having an issue like that?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I don't have hemorrhoids in my mouth. I have hemorrhods
in my my butt talks area. That's where I have
my hemorrhoids.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
All right, well, ma'am, this is a dentist office. Like
I said several times, I no, that's.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Why I'm calling you because your adopted and I need
a doctor's helm. My name is Missus marsh Gallopsis. You
want me to spell that for you?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Now? What I need you to do is hang up
with me.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
But if I hang on with you, I haven't made
my palming yet. So I can be there tomorrow morning
at eight am.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
All right, No, you can't be here at eight am
because we can't help you.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
You do you open at eight thirty?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Hermorhis have to deal with the anal area. We do
not handle that.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I don't talk about stuff like that's my buttocks every
you thank you?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
No, no, no, no, we handle teeth now if you
have a two things I don't have ta you need
an extraction or root came out? Did you ever go
for cleaning or X raising your cleaning of your I
do need.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
My my buttocks area clean. It's fine. I do a
good job.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
You have a problem like a hemorrhoid in your mouth,
which we don't call it that. It could be an abscess.
We're not handling your situation. We need to handle peace peace,
but I don't need it. But do you have teeth
growing out of your backside? Ma'am?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
What are you talking now? You're talking crazy.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I'm not talking crazy. Do you understand two different openings?
You know, you going in and the other one was
fool going out?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
You're ridden out. You're being rude.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I told you we don't this good handle chut.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
You know you don't like old people? Is that what
it is? You just don't like? It's not nice.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Okay, I've had enough.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Well, maybe if my boss, if I have my boss.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
And make the apoM of moment you actually work.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Yeah, have a boss. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
My boss's name is Elvis.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Elvis Elvis is a performer. He dies like in the seventies.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
No, he's not.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
He's really my boss. This is me Om and Arrow
from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show. And you got
phone tap?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
What your daughter?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
She plays this?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
O god I am so I'm at work right now,
carrying on like a lunatic.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
The Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone table was pre
recorded with permission granted by Authorty Space.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
The Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.
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