My Daughter Doesn't Want to Date You

Gino's is protective of his daughter Natalie, so Garrett calls to pester her as a guy who wants to date her!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Let's get into your phone tap, Garrett. What's it all about?

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Well, Natalie wants to play a phone tap on her dad.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
GINO.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Now, I called Natalie to kind of like game plan
what we wanted to do on her dad, but her
dad was home, so normally we like map it all out,
but I decided let's just.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Roll with it. Okay, look at that, mister spontaneity over there,
Garrett's phone tap. Let's listen in.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Hello, Hey is Natalie? Yeah, Hey Natalie, it's Garrett from
Elvis Durning in the Morning Show. Oh, I wanted to
call and talk about the phone tap?

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Is now on? Good time?

Speaker 1 (00:34):
No? Maybe not?

Speaker 2 (00:35):
The is your dad home?

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:40):
All right?

Speaker 1 (00:40):
All right, listen, all right, we'll do this real quick.
I want you to be like, please stop calling me.
I don't want to go out with you, and then
just hang up with me and then I'll call back.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Okay, okay, all right, say it really loud right now
so you die. I can hear you. Please stop calling me.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
I don't want to go.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Out with you.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Hello, do a one more time real quick, and then
just hang up on me.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
I don't want to go out with you, all right,
Just stop calling, aren't goodbye? Hello?

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yo, I'm looking to speak to Natalie.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
I'm Jino. I am Natalie's father, all right?

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Was that some nickname?

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Look, she's not interested in you. Just to stop calling,
all right, Yo.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Put baby girl on the phone.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
She's not talking to you. Lose the number.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
You're misunderstanding something. I'm looking for Natalie.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
No, no, no, you're not understanding something. You little love
sided bastard. You're not supposed to call. If somebody says
don't call, she'll lose the number and hang up the
phone right now.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Hello, Hello, sir, I am looking for Natalie. Please.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
What what the hell you took a ten breaking? It
took to something? I said, don't call anymore. She doesn't
want to go out with you. Find somebody else and
stop calling. And if you don't stop, there's gonna be consequencing.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Oh please please. Empty threats mean nothing to me.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
If you call again, you're gonna find out what a
Canodi tastes like at the right Shove it up here.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
I'm not looking to be tough. I'm looking to take
out sweet baby girl out for a little day. To
Applebee's get it.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Through your head that she's not going out with you,
So knock it off and get off.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
I think we got off to a bad hand.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Off the phone. Hello, how's your dad doing okay? Again?
Is that him again? Give me the phone if your fine.
If you call again, you're gonna find out what dirt
looks like on your face because the man have you
buried alive? Pal, So knock it off.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
I'm gonna bury you before you could even bury me.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Bury anybody. You goop, be bastard. Stop calling the house
right now. I know FBI people. I got your phone
number in case you didn't know.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
There's a thing.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
I'll call it right day and I am gonna be
on you like nothing.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Oh yeah, well, I'm an informant for the police, so i'll.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Know FBI with your informant.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Gino money.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
My name is garithamel Is Durand of the Morning Show,
and you've got phoney.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Gonna pay for this. My God paid back baby.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
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Duran in the Morning Show