Pookah and Astro Made Puppies

Carmen’s dog just had puppies, and Skeery calls as the father to the dog-dad and wants half the puppies!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Duran the Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
Interesting phone tap from Scary today. You know what, I'll
just say this life is not always fair. You may
be the father of a child, it doesn't mean you
get to be the father of the child. It could
make for a sad story in today's phone tap. Well
today they're phone tapping Carmen setting up the phone tap
for her husband and her co worker Antonio. Scary is

(00:28):
the guy from the neighborhood who has a complaint about.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Well, you'll see. Let's listen in. Hello, Hello, guys, beat
to Carmen. Please, yes speaking, How are you? You don't
know me? My name is Bill and I live in
the neighborhood. My German shepherd actually got your dog pregnant? Okay,
you have those three puppies right, Yes, Well, I'd like

(00:57):
to get at least one, if not two, of those back.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
No, you can't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Well, the puppies are twelve weeks old, and if you
were that concerned about it, it would have been you
would have checked this out earlier.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Don't you think that I'm I'm titled to at least
half of the litter.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Actually I gave one away already to a friend of mine.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Well, what are you doing with Astro's kids? I mean
he's the father.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
This isn't like a child. Okay, this isn't. If you
want to play like that, then I'll ask you for
child support. Then wait a second, you.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Can't go making money off my dog's seed.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
I dealt with them since they were born. I dealt
with her since she was pregnant.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
What's your dog's name, Pooka. Well, if it wasn't for Astro,
Pooka wouldn't have gotten pregnant.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
It's not like they're married. So, I mean dogs get
together to breed, so that's their whole purpose.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Well, can I at least bring Astro over your house
so he could play with his kids?

Speaker 2 (01:51):
That's fine. When I get out of work at six, I.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Mean Astro's in a deep depression, he.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Really, And I get out of work at six. Can
you not understand that I'm just going to stop by this.
Try if you try to take one of the puppies,
we're gonna have trouble which one.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Is less important to you?

Speaker 2 (02:04):
What do you mean less important to me? No, it
doesn't work like that. And plus I have two girls,
and they don't want to give it and give them away.
We're not giving them away.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
So there's nothing to do with your kids.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yes, they do if they tell me if these girls
been with these dogs since the day they were born.
They were there and they watched the birth of the
dogs and they said no.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
So I'm sorry, No, I'm gonna need custody. Okay, for Astro,
I'm gonna need custody of one of the puppies, all right.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
To need custody.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
You think that your kids are gonna tell you what
to do. Who's in charge of your house?

Speaker 2 (02:36):
I mean, that's not even the case. The case is
that these girls been they're attached to these dogs.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
What about the father Astro.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Let them get another dog pregnant?

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Are those dogs out in the backyard right now? I'll
swing by your house right now.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
No, they're not, And if you try to come in
then I will call the cop.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Tell your brady kid, you'll get them a dog somewhere else.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Don't call my kid a brat. My kid is not
a brat.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Mommy, Mommy, keep the dog, Mammy way. I don't want
to get rid of the dog. Where does the kid
realize what's at stake here? Does your child know?

Speaker 2 (03:03):
You're being really stupid about this. You're acting like you're
like eight or five years old, and you're a grown
ass man.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
You know what. You can't extort money from me to
pay child support on a puppy just because you're.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Ting now, because you got rude, you went off of
the mouth.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
No, I'm taking one of those puppies right now. I'm
going to get one because Astro is gonna be reunited
with his daughter. He will Look, where's Pooka.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
What do you mean, where's Pooka. She's at the house.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
I'm gonna have a conversation with her.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
You're gonna have a conversation with Pooka. I'm gonna let
you know. If Pooka does not know you, she will
bite you, So be prepared to get.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Bit No, I'll throw Pooka a bone this way. I'm
gonna make sure that I get my puppies back.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Okay, we need to end this conversation because I'm getting
tired of this.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Well, then I'm getting tired of this too. Uh. The
truth of the matter is you've been phone tapped.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (03:51):
This is scary? Jones in the Morning Show you got
phone tapped.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
I'm gonna pull Antonia.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
It was Antonia and your fiance John.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Hi, Wookie, the

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Elvis Durant phone town