The Exterminators are Coming AGAIN

Kenny hates spending Monday, so his wife lets him know she’s ordering an exterminator to come check out there house AGAIN!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis duran the Elvis Durand's phone.

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Tap Theniel, Yes, it's up to you, all.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Right, So I got was that on the phone? She
wants the phone tap her husband, Kenny. Why do you
want to get Kenny with that?

Speaker 3 (00:11):
I want to get Kenny because we've had a spider
problem in our home where we've had an exterminator two
times already and I still see spiders.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
So we want to call Kenny and say we're having
a new exterminator come, and it's going to cost you
even more money, right, and he doesn't like spending money exactly.
All right, She's going to go crazy, yep, all right,
let's call Kenny.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Hello, Hey Kenny. Last night while I was in bed,
there was another spider crawling on me. Oh yeah, yeah,
So I called another exterminator and they're going to do
it again. The only thing is that you have to
go to home depot and get plastic so you can
cover all the stuff. They said, And how much is
this going to cost? It's only five hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
I'm hanging up on you right now.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Don't wing up on me, Kenny, I'm serious, said, this
is set Kenny I can't have the spiders crawl.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
We need to call the other people up. The other
people who was almost three hundred dollars, And what are
you gonna every time you see a spider's going to
call an Exterminator's going to cost us eight hundred dollars
every two months.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
No, you don't understand. I do see the guaranteed it.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
So did the other guy. He said, everybody's gonna guarantee it.
Don't be gullibu.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
He said, please, no, Kenny, I can't. I can't be
like going into bed and finding spiders all over me.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
One spider is all over you.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yeah, one spider can bite me and like poison me
or something. You gotta go to home depot and get
the plastic and stuff like.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
I'm not kidding any of it. You're getting it. I'm
not doing I'm not being a part of this. Maybe
it's only Harry. I'm not participating it. It's only five
hundred dollars. Yeah, the only one was only two hundred
and seventy dollars. What are you talking about? Only five
hundred dollars?

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Well, what do you expect me to tell?

Speaker 1 (01:37):
What I expect you to do? Get some spray and
try your damn self. Why you keep calling exterminators? Talk
to somebody that owns a house and said, and see
who's being a little ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
I've had to talk to other people that own houses,
and when they have spiders, they get exterminators.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yeah, they get one exterminator. They don't get eight exterminators.
Every time you see a spider, you're not calling an exterminator.
How do you not think that is ridiculous? What do
you think that we're just made of money? Come on,
think about it, and you say, you're acting very irrational.
It's not going down with me. I'm not helping you
on this one. I'm sorry. This is something between you
and the damn spider. I don't have nothing to do

(02:13):
with it. And you have nerves. Oh, it's only five
hundred dollars. It's only five hundred dollars only for what
he said, one fighter that you found crawling on you.
It's gonna happen, he said. I hate to tell.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
You all the fighters that I find them, I put
them on your side of the bed test kill them.
And that's it.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
You gotta do this.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Just get your ass in the car and go get
me the plastic.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
I'm not getting it.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Why because I'm not getting it because you said you're
not gonna you can't do it for me?

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Said, I gotta go. Huh, I have to go.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Who?

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yes, we're just gonna ring over one hundred spiders and
pour them in your bed. Would that be okay?

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Who?

Speaker 1 (02:52):
I'm the exterminator.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Ah, man up, Kenny, what you've been phone tapped?

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Huh Hey, Kenny, maybe let me using explicitor.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
This is Danielle Minaw there's no exterminator coming.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
That's bad.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
What do you want to say to your wife?

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Kenny? That was good? The Elvis Durant phone tap