Jackie recently got a Mercedes and her boyfriend has been telling her be careful about parking near the meat trucks....so that's exactly what she did!
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Episode Transcript
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Durande, Elvis duran phone tap,
we spun the wheel.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's Danielle's turn to do a phone tap.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Here we go, Hey Jackie, Hey, all right, Jackie wants
to get her boyfriend Mike. Jackie recently got a Mercedes yep,
and Mike's been telling Jackie not to park at certain places.
Why don't you take it from there?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I report down a office and we share a common
driveway with a butcher, so we can only we're only
allowed to park like two cars against our building. And
constantly all day long, there's meat trucks going in and
out of the driveway and cars have gone hit in
the spot that he did not want me to park in.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
So you're gonna call Mike and tell him that your
Mercedes has.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Just been hit by the meat truck yep.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Oh, and so we're gonna have scary come in at
some point. He's gonna play the meat truck driver and
he's gonna confront your boyfriend. Yeah, all right, here we.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Go, Ella, Mike. Yeah, what's going on? Given minute? What's
the name of that guy at the Mercedes dealer that
I had to all regarding the toe service? What happened?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
What happened? My car was kind of hit today? Can
they get hurt? No? Are you okay? I'm fine? What
we did you do? Where I was in work? How'd
your car get hit when you're on work? Where it
was parked? Where was it park don't even stated driveway?
I had a parking in the driveway. Say I had
(01:25):
a parking in the driveway. How Mike, I was running
late for work this morning. There's nowhere to park in
this town. Jesus, we talked about it. He has no memory.
What did I tell you about parking the driveway? Where
did you want me to park? Cossonymised you for I
couldn't park. The guy want to across the Where is
the car? Hit? The car? The butcher and the guy
that brings to me next door? I told you about
(01:48):
that he hit the driver's side, but then he kind
of I can't get in that door. I'm parked very
close to the building for the reason that when the
trucks go in, it won't get hit. So now I'm
kind of pushed into the building, our building, and I
don't know what to do. Now I'm gonna rop the
guy that's off his body. Did he come in by you? No,
he didn't come in, but the truck is still next door.
I'm coming over, coming over. I'm gonna be over. You
(02:10):
can't come over. I'm gonna come over. How are you
gonna do? You can get the car code number one?
Good bye, good bye, goodbye?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
All right, Jackie, we've gotta call Hi Mike back right
away and tell him you have the guy that drives
the butcher truck that hits your car on the phone.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Oh my god, what Jack, I'm coming over there for
well not you can't come over. I'm coming over. Hang
on a second, No, I have the guy. I got
the guy on the clone to me the guy? Have
the guy?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Is he there?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Hello, it's Chuck Roast wuck. I drive the truck.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
You where are you?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
And down here next to your car?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
It looks like an accordion. You didn't know what Jack? Goodbye?
I ain't talk as we could solve this. Man. We're
gonna stove it. I'll be right there. If your girlfriend
had n't talked old cock eye like a moron, holy
would never happen. Many yo, yo yo, it's okay, it's okay.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
We could take care of this Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Let's take care of it. How are we gonna take
care of it? I know a guy from down the block.
He'll burn your car.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
You'll never see it again.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
You'll get your insurance money and everybody will be happy.
Call me Jack, I'm gonna come on report and that
I'll bring Chuck.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
And you gotta include one thing in that report.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
What this is a phone tap?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Jack, You guys are gonna be Elvis Dana phone tap
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