May 12, 2025 • 4 mins
Giovanni is so proud of his family meatballs, so his daughter enters him in a reality tv show.....of the world's worst meatballs!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapping?
All right, Garrett, what's your phone tap all about?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Angela wants to phone tap her dad Giovanni. Now Giovanni
thinks he makes the most amazing meatballs ever. And they
even have a small family business too that surround these
these amazing family meatballs. So I'm going to start the
call to Dad Giovanni, let him know that he's been
submitted for a new reality TV show about meatballs. Oh cool,
and then Angela is going to join in later on.
(00:25):
People take their meatballs very seriously. Yes, let's see what
happens to today's phone tap was listening?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Hello, Hey, I'm looking for Giovanni, So let's talk.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yes me, what my name is?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Matthew cook over at bash Ballers, and we got a
submission about your meatballs and we'd love to feature them
on our brand new TV show on the Cooking Network.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Did you just say ballers? What the hell is this?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
It's a meatball show that we're just starting up, and
we'd love to have you apart. Your meatballs have been
submitted and we'd like to feature them on our show.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
All right, who told you about my meatballs.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
We got a submission from your daughter, her Angela, and
she said that your meatballs really have an effect on
people that really uh you know, move them.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Well that that makes perfect sense. Yeah, my, you know,
three generations of great cooking at least in this country. Yeah,
my meatballs are definitely the best in the country.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Not like that. Actually, this show focuses on people who
have the worst meatballs in the country.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
My daughter, my daughter, My daughter said my meatballs are
the worst meatballs.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah, so it basically the catch. It's bashballers. We come
to your hometown and then we bash your meatballs for
and we help you though. That's the great thing, that's
the positive part of this show.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I don't need any help my meatballs. This is some
kind of sick plank. My daughter would never say that.
This is both who is this?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
We do have our audition table right here. Hold on
one second, let me see if you could hear this.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
All right, I mean and my dade Vannie, it's not
the best.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Involved and can you imagine like flat next tomato saws
and made our saws like.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
What like his meatballs are like.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Giovanni c right there. We have her on tape, she submitted, So,
if you don't want to be a part of the show,
I totally understand that is this.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
She would never say that about my meatballs. That's our
family recipe. My great grandmother made them and we hate
them every Sunday.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
So I'm going to guess that you don't want to
be on the show. If you do, I can leave
you my phone number and you just want to call me.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I would never be on your show, your sixth show.
You wouldn't know what good meatball taste like if they
smack in them. Okay, surprise, you know.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I might not be Italian, but a good German knows
what a good meatball tastes like.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Oh my god, So, Andrea, we'll.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Have you call him back and then you're gonna let
him know that you signed him up for this TV show. Okay,
oh my god?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Hello? And that AUSI. Yeah, I just got a call
from some weird that my meatballs were garbage, some kind
of shore. They said, you put me up for this.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
But don't do that to me. I just got a call.
I heard your voice. I heard you say my meatballs
were terrible. You said, what, what the hell is that.
What are you doing to me? You spiting my neotballs out?
I never seen you do that. When you're doing that,
you get ten thousand dollars to go in this show.
None has turned me over in a grave right now?
What do you think about that? I int then the
whole heritage to me? Who cares? There's something wrong with you.
(03:28):
I don't know what's happened to you. You do not
assault a family and our heritage. What the heck are
you doing? It's wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
You know for anything?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Moms me both are better. What let me call the
second rate. She has a lot of things. I don't know.
When you get up. No, no, I've not calmed down.
I will not calm down.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Hey do you have honey?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Who is this?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Money's Garrett from Elvis Durand of the Morning Show. And
you just got phone tap by your daughter.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
It's that phone ball. My daughter just phones happening. You're open,
Oh my god? Alright. By the way, my wife's me
balsa just as good as my see
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Elvis duran phone tap
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapping?
All right, Garrett, what's your phone tap all about?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Angela wants to phone tap her dad Giovanni. Now Giovanni
thinks he makes the most amazing meatballs ever. And they
even have a small family business too that surround these
these amazing family meatballs. So I'm going to start the
call to Dad Giovanni, let him know that he's been
submitted for a new reality TV show about meatballs. Oh cool,
and then Angela is going to join in later on.
(00:25):
People take their meatballs very seriously. Yes, let's see what
happens to today's phone tap was listening?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Hello, Hey, I'm looking for Giovanni, So let's talk.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yes me, what my name is?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Matthew cook over at bash Ballers, and we got a
submission about your meatballs and we'd love to feature them
on our brand new TV show on the Cooking Network.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Did you just say ballers? What the hell is this?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
It's a meatball show that we're just starting up, and
we'd love to have you apart. Your meatballs have been
submitted and we'd like to feature them on our show.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
All right, who told you about my meatballs.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
We got a submission from your daughter, her Angela, and
she said that your meatballs really have an effect on
people that really uh you know, move them.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Well that that makes perfect sense. Yeah, my, you know,
three generations of great cooking at least in this country. Yeah,
my meatballs are definitely the best in the country.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Not like that. Actually, this show focuses on people who
have the worst meatballs in the country.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
My daughter, my daughter, My daughter said my meatballs are
the worst meatballs.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah, so it basically the catch. It's bashballers. We come
to your hometown and then we bash your meatballs for
and we help you though. That's the great thing, that's
the positive part of this show.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I don't need any help my meatballs. This is some
kind of sick plank. My daughter would never say that.
This is both who is this?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
We do have our audition table right here. Hold on
one second, let me see if you could hear this.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
All right, I mean and my dade Vannie, it's not
the best.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Involved and can you imagine like flat next tomato saws
and made our saws like.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
What like his meatballs are like.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Giovanni c right there. We have her on tape, she submitted, So,
if you don't want to be a part of the show,
I totally understand that is this.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
She would never say that about my meatballs. That's our
family recipe. My great grandmother made them and we hate
them every Sunday.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
So I'm going to guess that you don't want to
be on the show. If you do, I can leave
you my phone number and you just want to call me.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I would never be on your show, your sixth show.
You wouldn't know what good meatball taste like if they
smack in them. Okay, surprise, you know.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I might not be Italian, but a good German knows
what a good meatball tastes like.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Oh my god, So, Andrea, we'll.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Have you call him back and then you're gonna let
him know that you signed him up for this TV show. Okay,
oh my god?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Hello? And that AUSI. Yeah, I just got a call
from some weird that my meatballs were garbage, some kind
of shore. They said, you put me up for this.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
But don't do that to me. I just got a call.
I heard your voice. I heard you say my meatballs
were terrible. You said, what, what the hell is that.
What are you doing to me? You spiting my neotballs out?
I never seen you do that. When you're doing that,
you get ten thousand dollars to go in this show.
None has turned me over in a grave right now?
What do you think about that? I int then the
whole heritage to me? Who cares? There's something wrong with you.
(03:28):
I don't know what's happened to you. You do not
assault a family and our heritage. What the heck are
you doing? It's wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
You know for anything?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Moms me both are better. What let me call the
second rate. She has a lot of things. I don't know.
When you get up. No, no, I've not calmed down.
I will not calm down.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Hey do you have honey?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Who is this?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Money's Garrett from Elvis Durand of the Morning Show. And
you just got phone tap by your daughter.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
It's that phone ball. My daughter just phones happening. You're open,
Oh my god? Alright. By the way, my wife's me
balsa just as good as my see
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Elvis duran phone tap
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