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March 21, 2018 • 15 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firms Morning Show, the Extreme Weather edition of the fifteen
Minute Morning Show where everyone was extremely eager to get
the hell out of here and just leave Garrett and
David Brody and myself sitting here today? Was that the

(00:25):
right Garrett, David Brady and myself. I'm a big fan
of me rather than myself. Like for me, I used
myself as I did it by myself with myself, but
I don't refer to myself as myself like, oh she
and myself myself, just me. Because I did something on
Twitter the other day that upset you. I'm sure you'll
talk about We'll talk about that on our podcast. But
if it was two people, would it scary? Just say

(00:45):
then Brody and I. This is where I'm sad gets
me every time. This is he gets me because we
I put this out on Twitter the other day and
I said, you posted Charlie and I were in a
you together. Nope, you said, it's a picture of Charlie
Pooth and I yes, because there's a famous play called
The King and I and I always think about but

(01:08):
I was in that show The King and I. Yeah,
I was one of the like the kids. I was
in fourth grade and uh. It was my first acting
debut on stage for a blessed sacrament in Staten Island,
and my job was to meet I forget the name
of the woman who falls in love with the King,
but I was to come out present myself. H yeah,

(01:29):
that's the actor in the original movie. Yeah. Uh, and
uh I had dirty hands before. I was supposed to like,
you know, put my hands down and like kiss her.
And I had dirty hands. I was supposed to wipe
them off. Got a huge laugh, and then I retired
after that. Yeah. I was in the King and I
at school also yeah. Yeah, And I was also in um,
My Fair Lady, I'll meet me too, but they called
it My Fair Student, and it was all like a

(01:51):
parody version. So I was in a instead of I'm
getting married in the morning. Is that the thing you guys? No, no, no, no,
no no. I stepped on his punch line. Go no.
I was just a story, really my story. It was
My Fair Student. So instead of I'm getting married in
the morning, ding dong the school the church bell is
gonna chime, it was I'm getting tested in the morning,

(02:12):
ding dong, the school bell is Gonna chime. It was
all and I didn't write it as as as it
turns out, But it was all a schooled up version
of My Fair Lady. I was in Once Upon a Mattress,
remember that one at Red ruff H. Also, we had oh, Oliver, Oliver, Please,

(02:32):
I want some more? Yeah, I know, I wasn't in Oliver. Yeah,
back to the King. I didn't understand why I couldn't
be in Annie though. When I was in fifth grade,
fifth grade, I went to go try. I didn't I
didn't know that. I didn't know if I was. I
didn't know the story of Annie yet, so I I
just saw that a bunch of kids were trying out
to be orphans, so I didn't know it was an

(02:52):
all female orphanage. So I tried out and then they said,
I'm sorry, we no parts for you. And I I didn't understand.
It couldn't be Daddy Warbucks it. Well, no, I couldn't
because I was only in fifth grade, and and you know,
they got an adult to dude, Mrs Hannigan. Again, couldn't
do that because I was a kid. So I went
and they turned me down right away. I was so

(03:13):
piste off. Didn't understand why until I saw the play
the hard Knock lifecharacter. But you know, nowadays they would
probably make it an integrated orphanage. Yeah you think, Yeah,
you could have been genero, you could have been gender fluid.
Often you could. I mean back then, no reboot anyway
back to the King and I and I think again

(03:34):
it covered I think we covered on episode thirty of
the Brooklyn Boys podcast. But here's the thing. There's two
ways to remember if it's I or me. If it's
before the action, it's I, and if it's after the action,
it's usually me. And the easiest way to remember which
one it is is if you take out the other name,
does it still makes sense? So you wouldn't say here's
a picture of I. You would say here's a picture
Charlie Pooth and me, because you could say here's a
picture of me. I think the picture of is the

(03:58):
subject matter. And then then aimes came, haf got it.
If you had said Charlie Pooth and I took a picture,
that'd be correct. You wouldn't say Charlie Pouth and ME
took a picture because you wouldn't say me, okay, So
I think I got it. Now for Life by George.
I think he's got it. He says that now and
you know what's going to happen. Yeah, he'll do it
again tomorrow. Rain and Spain stays on the plane. Let
me back all the way up to the beginning. This
is the extreme Weather edition of the podcast, where well, yeah,

(04:22):
well we all know how extreme weather. You know hates
weather like this. Oh, here comes Danielle. You're talking about
in the freaking weather. I hate the freaking weather. But
you know what, not just snow, because people get extreme
weather all over the country and extreme weather in general.
Because right now people are listening to this in South
Florida and they're like, what the fund does this have
to do with me? So but extreme weather events, it

(04:44):
doesn't just do that. It makes everyone either go crazy
or become experts in the weather. Right now, there there's
I would say, all four of us in this room
right how think they know what is going to happen
and how it's going to happen and what time things
will happen, even though we have no idea. You know what.
The problem with the people in my life, mostly the
people who work on this show, and my wife will

(05:06):
throw her in there. No, no, you guys always underestimate
the weather report. I agree and never overestimateservative. But if
they say if they know, you're not, if they say,
um uh, sixty inches, you guys are probably like nothing,
maybe two inches, but nobody ever say inches. Oh my god,
I bet it's gonna be a foot and a half.
But then on the other hand, on the other hand,

(05:29):
Danielle and Brodie are the far extreme where it's automatically
the worst of worst. But what you don't understand is
we drive the farthest out of any of you, and
Greg t and the Scotty, but he'll train it in.
It's hard for us to get in and we have
also you know, when you live close and you have kids,
but it's hard for us to get here, and we
have to leave our entire family behind. I understand that.

(05:50):
But you see now you're putting Now you're putting emotions
into the forecast. I'm just trying to call like it is.
I don't want to be an alarmist. No, this thing
I'm trying I try and compy people down by going
a little bit under what we might be getting, because
because nine out of ten times it's always blow vading.
Just hold ony here's the thing you're talking about exaggeration.

(06:16):
You just exaggerated that stat. It is not nine out
of ten times. It's probably three at a ten times,
very good at that, but it sticks with you. Oh yeah,
he exaggerates like a million times. So how many times
has it been where the forecasters called for a ship
ton of snow and whatever and then we got I'll
tell you why, why that's a good thing. If they

(06:37):
say there's gonna be a foot and a half of
snow and you over prepare and it's only seven inches
of snow. Well, but if they tell you seven inches
of snow and you go on about your day and
you don't stock off, and you you'd go for a
drive and it's a foot and a half and you're left,
you're gonna be pisted to weather guy. So it's not
about emotion. When Daniel says about leaving your family home,

(06:57):
I don't leave in my family home. I can live
without them for a but now my wife and kids
have no My wife and kids have to shovel the
driveway right, and then shovel the driveway again. When the
stupid plow pushes everything to the right and buries my
driveway again when they plow right last. You can't live
on a cull to sack. Everything's on the right, so
believe me. When I was looking to buy a house,

(07:19):
I wanted a house on the left. But you don't
realize this when you live on a dead end street
with a call to sack, every house is on the right,
regardless of which side of the street you live on.
I didn't realize that. So well, you call sack, called
the sack sack. Oh my god, it's the weather, so alright,

(07:40):
that's why I'm just trying to be about the weather. Okay,
so the first that's all ten to fourteen. Everyone's saying,
now it's higher. Guess what I just They just canceled
my freaking massage that I had booked for down after all,
but they has canceled it because no one's coming to work.
Let's go up the street on Canal Street. I'm sure

(08:01):
you could find something. You'll get a massage with one
s Everything's were the only slubs here, by the way,
I mean, working in this building. People are leaving the
morning shows are all staying over. I'm not couppy staying over.
Let me let me tell you something scary. I understand
your proximity to the city and how you're going to
uber it in. But if you for some reason can't

(08:25):
get in the morning, you're a dead man. Like you,
you're gonna get your ass. But but I I also
believe in scary he's not going to as he normally
wakes up at you know whatever, a half hour, he'll
come into three am. I think he'll come in earlier
and and be there just in cad. Why would you
do that to yourself? Why wouldn't you stay in a

(08:46):
hotel when, especially when you don't have a family to
go home, to stay in a hotel and sleep in
an empty apartment, empty existence. But again you're talking, You're
talking about him being no more than five five miles
from the radio stakes probably bals if it's really bad
out is a lot more most of those through a tunnel.
I just I hope I'm wrong. I really maybe I'm

(09:07):
taking this too lightly. What if every uber is taken
in the morning, because everybody's taking an uber and you
can't get an uber or a lift or whatever, I'm screwed.
I'm just saying you're taking a risk, because what are
you gonna do? Called Elvis at six o'clock and go, hey,
I couldn't get in because I thought it was gonna
be a few inches off. So you know, it's weird.
Of the people that run my building. Uh, they send

(09:29):
out an email yesterday to the entire building. This is
make sure you have your emergency supplies. Make sure you
I mean this person is contributing to the problem that
by adding want you to be prepared in case there
make fresh What if they don't. What if this elderly
people in your building that can't get out when it's
two inches of snow, there's a full off. There's a

(09:51):
full service supermarket at the base of my building. You
don't even have to go outside. And what if those
employees can't get to work. I'm just saying, I just
think every thing out of proportioned. There was a forecaster
who told there was a meteorologist who told me that
a lot of other meteorologist people and forecaster people they

(10:12):
do this thing called wish casting. I said it on
the Big Show this morning. Wish Casting is when the
people that you know, the types to whether people that
roll up their sleeves and they get into the nitty
gritty and the tie is coming off, and they really
they live for these events because it means ratings, ratings, ratings,
and they have hours of programming where people gonna watch
the snow. But the snow coverage on TV. What purpose

(10:34):
does that serve? Why can't you just be just be
normal about it? Why can't you be realistic not be
an alarmist? That's all I'm asking because a simple question.
Because on those sunny days where there's nothing going on,
they have this knowledge that you and I will never
have or understand that they can actually apply to it.
They can apply to the masses. I'm just not I'm

(10:55):
not a wish caster. I'm a forecast. You know what,
if you look at the meteorologist reports, the European model,
the American model, those are people all over the world,
the top scientists in the world that don't work on ratings,
who predicted this storm was gonna be huge. They don't
work on ratings. There's scientists. How does the farmers on
that work? How do they figure that out? They figured

(11:15):
it out. They still send out those books, the farmers books.
I mean, they know how much it's gonna rain. We
just got a text in Okay, fifteen minute morning show
best or worst snow day memories go Okay, Uh. When
I was a kid, Brooklyn had two and a half
feet of snow and we were able to jump off

(11:35):
the roofs of cars. And then a week later it's
snowed another foot. There's almost three feet of snow on
the streets. Would that be the blizzard of three not?
Neither of those does doesn't matter what here it was. Anyway,
there was a bread truck that broke down in the
middle of the street and the slogan said don't leave
home without Leavies Leavis rye bread. And the guy left

(11:56):
the truck. I thought was ironic at the time that
he left the truck that said don't leave home without it, right,
and so uh, the neighborhood kids popped open the back
of the truck and we all took the bread out
of the truck because by the third day it was like,
let's take the bread. Then he was coming back for
the truck. Listen, someone through the bread at me. I
grabbed it. I didn't go on the truck. My point
is that's one of my favorite memories of the entire

(12:19):
city shutting down with multiple feet of snow and no
plows to plow it fet of snow. Danielle, what I
have to one is uh, staying home with the kids
and just having movies and making chocolate chip cookies and
playing board games about growing up, growing up. That's when
she was eight. We had wait growing up. We I remember, actually,

(12:40):
I can I say when I was in college, we
had a snow day that was we didn't know what
was happening, and it was hysterical because we woke up
and it was like, oh my gosh, there's all the
snow outside. Yeah, so Elvis shut down the show. He
decided we weren't coming in whatever. We went to a
diner that was open and they ran out of salad.
But for some reason, I always remember this as one

(13:03):
of the most fun days I've ever had on a
snow day because we were outside playing. We were throwing snowball,
and we were college students. But we had the best
time just getting around, even though we went to the
place and they ran out of salad and we were
upset because we all wanted salad. It's very strange, but
it's the stupid little tiny things. Speaking of speaking of salad,
Brody would like this. I was just reading an article

(13:23):
they say the best no, no, no, The best way
to eat a salad is without the leaves. And that's
not a salad. Everything else, but I thought you eat
they said the best way. Tomatoes, cucumbers, they say, that's
the best way to eat a salad. My mine. I
do remember losing my because when I went to school

(13:46):
back around ninety we went to school. Then they would
cancel school once you got there or halfway through the
day they would call. So I remember getting home and
I lost my brown lunch bag in the snow with
my bologna sand on gin it and I because there
was almost two feet of snow. I did not find
that bologney sandwich for at least a month and a half.

(14:06):
And it was solid. It was it was it was
an ice. I don't know. It's a natural freeze. It's
nature's sezing. Bologney does not taste good Nature's freezer, that's right.
So if you lose power in your house during like
a storm, we put all one year, we put all
that stuff on the deck in the freezer bags like
a big carry bags and it stayed out there until

(14:28):
the squirrels ripped through it and ate everything. But a
couple of days. It was a good idea. Mine wasn't
a snowstorm. It was actually Hurricane Gloria, which wasn't a
very severe hurricane. Yeah it was and and and the
memory was my friends and I all had off from
school and we were playing whiffleball. Let me tell you something,
I was never such a great picture. Nasty, nasty curveball

(14:50):
playing wiffleball and hurt. And you're a lefty too. You're
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