August 29, 2023 • 16 mins
Scotty B, Skeery, Froggy, and Garrett are all trying to figure out if they did something wrong in certain situations. Are they the problem? Find out!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
fifteen show?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Hello, Happy Monday, Monday, Good morning show.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
This thing I'm going to be fifteen minutes. Why I'm
telling you right now?
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Take it back? How long, Scotty?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Maybe nine nine nine minutes from Scotty?
Speaker 5 (00:30):
You don't think we could go for fifteen minutes?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
But let's see, Well, we're down two people, We're down Elvis,
and we're down Night, so they might contribute, you know,
three minutes apiece each of content or conversation. Then maybe
we will be short.
Speaker 6 (00:42):
We've got a lot of topics ready, there are a
lot of topics already.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Scotty wants to do. Am I a dick? If yeah
and the answer is yeah? That his face, I feel
like the answer is yes, it is a.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Well, I mean it's always, it's always yes. If you
have to ask the question.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I think, Okay, no, no, not always? What is this? Basically?
Am I the asshole?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Right?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
First of all, we have to introduce everyone. Ski is here?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (01:00):
How are you everybody?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
We have Garrett, we have Danielle, we have Scotti Bee yes,
and we have me.
Speaker 7 (01:05):
Maybe we should have invited more people into the room,
like Salm and Diamond, like, where are they?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Danna's in the back. Deanna tell everybody.
Speaker 7 (01:11):
Deanna tells Sam and Diamond to come in here. Okay,
they'll help us to say Alley's here too.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Wait a second, Danielle Deanna is the camera person.
Speaker 6 (01:19):
That would be like telling somebody I'm here, live here
a live network hello.
Speaker 8 (01:23):
Yeah, oh sorry, I forgot.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
I would be like taking on a live network television station. Hey,
put down the camera and go.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
She's not in here with.
Speaker 7 (01:31):
The camera today.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, but she's still on the switching. Don't switch on it.
Don't what I thought?
Speaker 7 (01:43):
I thought that like it was maybe like voice activated
like zoom. So when Gandhi talked and she was saying something,
it went to you like, does that That's what I
thought that dude, we need to get better equipment.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
She shouldn't have to be in there hitting the button.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
It's called the switcher. It's it's a lot, it's an
actual room.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah, it's more reliable than the switch. I didn't even
know her. See, I think we can get to fifteen minutes.
Those kind of quality you do it thought.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
It was like a robotic ordinating. There's a person here,
scary there.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
I'm talking Gottie talk Hello, and I know you should
go to Gonne.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
So what Dianna's doing is she's listening for who's talking,
and then she's switching the camera to that person.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
And Scotty's leaning in but there's a camera right in
front of her.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
No, I can't see the screen from here.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Oh okay, totally robots.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Hello, Hi, hell are you?
Speaker 8 (02:35):
She's good?
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Hey?
Speaker 8 (02:36):
Hey here, she's very Hello. She do we all talk
over each other like pretty usual?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
I know how switched?
Speaker 5 (02:44):
How fast can Deanna switch the cameras on the video switcher?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
All right, Scotty, why do you want to know if
you're dick? Would you do? Okay?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
So, speaking of Dianna, she's allergic to everything. So am
I a dick?
Speaker 8 (02:53):
If?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
I knowingly eat something she's allergic to around here? I
mean like I was in.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Your studio, I was in the moon peanuts Okay, So.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I went and I got a bag of peanuts and
then she came to my dorm, was about to push in.
I was like, oh no, no, no, don't come in.
But like, should I try to avoid eating things people
are allergic to? Or just you know, go about my dad,
So you're.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
In your little cubby hole. I feel like if you
were in the main studio, it's kind of different because
she has to come in here and you know, you
never know, but you're isolated.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
But if I went out into the hallway with does
peanut dust come out of my mouth? I don't know
how that works.
Speaker 7 (03:23):
I think it depends on how allergic you are, Like,
is she allergic to not be around it at all?
Can't be around and maybe we should, like, you know,
but he did the.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Right thing though, he told her, you know, even though
he came across as like, I don't want you in here,
it was because she was looking out for her and you.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Kind of in your peanut free table over there.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's why I always eat alone.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
You should put a little sign on your door. Nuts
could be in the air.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Nuts, you're always in the air in this room.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Something else, non allergy free studio.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Yes, this is a non Nuts might be in.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
The air.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Anyway.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Okay, I'm dick.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
I don't think you're a dick for that.
Speaker 8 (04:02):
Actually, for other things, but not that exactly.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
When he set it up, I thought he was gonna
bring up multiple other things because he.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Is Am I a dick for being pissed off that
Garrett was sitting next to me at a restaurant on
Saturday night?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Was he just sitting next to you? No, what pissed
you off?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Just sat at our table the whole time, and the
dump drinks on my girl's friends.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Oh no, what yea, this is Scotty. Just you know again,
I understand why Andrew. Yeah, I understand why Andrew hate
you sometimes. Oh wow, So yes, go ahead, Garrett, Scotty.
Scotty was having dinner because he was going He was
taking his daughters and her friends too. This is a concert.
I was going to a later show. I went to
go to a Broadway show. So I said, I told
(04:43):
our friend, Hey, it would be funny just to sit
me next to Scott hilarious.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Oh no, yeah, okay.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Well, first off, Scotty, Scotty turns into typical dad mode
where he doesn't talk about poop or farts or anything.
He sits there with his collared shirt and and you know,
cuts the food and like.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Save that crap for us, Scotty.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Yeah, so I told them that I would sit at
the bar and let's just let the four of them
sit along. You know, I didn't want to intrude on
their girl thing.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
So they're all sitting there quiet around the table, and
and it's a very loud restaurant. So as I came in,
I sat down and they got served their food. So
I'm like, let me serve your food. So I started
serving the food to everybody. And then this one girl
lifted up her plate. She didn't lift it up high
enough and she spilled soda all over her pants. That
she did. She spilled it because of her plate.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Garrett spilled it because he was trying to be a server.
She could have gotten her own chicken.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
This is a tough one, But then on tough one
because you never want to sit by your coworkers, right
like when you go out, like you're at dinner with
your family. He's a dinner with his family. You want
the safe distance, like I don't want to be forced
to socialize.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
On top of he.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Wasn't socializing with anybody. I was doing them a favor
because I was doing them a favor.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
You put the clown mask on, and you were trying
to be like dud dude, did a little do dude, dude?
Speaker 4 (05:51):
You were boring Dad at that dinner and like you
you were sitting there like doing nothing, like.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Because I was trying to let them do their thing.
They're tiktoking and they're talking about boys in my house.
Speaker 7 (06:00):
My kids are like, when can Garrett come hang.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Out with us?
Speaker 7 (06:03):
They call him, they text them, They're like BFFs with them.
We're actually going away together and they're like, Garrett's gonna
come with us when we do this, Garrett's gonna come.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
It's such a.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
To All I know is when we walked out, of
the four girls were like that guy was weird.
Speaker 7 (06:16):
It's a different relationship with the boys. The boys get Garrett. Yeah,
all right, who.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Else is a dick?
Speaker 5 (06:26):
We decided I'll tell you how I was a dick.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
I pray that people don't make the same elevator that
I'm in when I'm in my when I'm in my house,
you know, in my uh my building.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
I live in a high rise. I go into the.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
Elevator and I actually we actually have the doors that
actually work with the door closed. If I'm like several
steps ahead of somebody and I don't want to share
the elevator, is.
Speaker 7 (06:50):
It because you're gonna fart?
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Because it has to.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
Stop on another floor first, and I'm over near the top.
How do I just don't like when the elevator stops.
Speaker 8 (07:00):
That's a dick move.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
I'm going to be a dick. So I kind of
run into the elevator and press the door closed.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
Button and it works and then hopefully, and then they're like, oh,
I'm coming, And then I do the fake arm reach
like oh hold on, let me but I'm like, oh,
I'm sorry, and I stick my hand in the thing
to try and maybe, you know, save the door from
make it look like I'm trying to keep the door open.
But then I don't want to get my hand chopped off,
so I pull it back. I'm like ooh, And they're like,
I'll take.
Speaker 8 (07:25):
The next At a restaurant when you go to lunch
with Elvis.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 8 (07:34):
I do something that's a total dick move. If I
know you have made a mistake and it's going to
come back to bite you in the ass, I wait
for it to bite you in the ass, and then
I bring it up. I'm like, yeah, you don't like.
Definitely people I don't like. But sometimes I'll even do
it to other people just to remind them like, yeah,
you know what, too bad? Shouldn't done that? Frogy?
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Are you sitting on things right now? Like waiting for that?
Speaker 8 (07:58):
Absolutely? Yeah all the time.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Can you give us an example?
Speaker 8 (08:02):
Well, I don't know if they listened to this or not,
so I don't want to say that.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Okay, can you give So let's say that.
Speaker 8 (08:07):
Somebody that we possibly knew lived somewhere and they sold
their house because they wanted to try and catch the
market and make all kinds of money. And I told
him that was a bad idea, okay, and they sold
their house and now they can't afford to buy a house.
And I every time they send me a new house
they want to buy, I always like, oh, you canna
afford that? You shouldn't have sold the house you had.
That's usually my answer.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
What is that called? There's a word for that. No,
it's like shouldn't shouldn't freuda something like that, where you
like take shooting freuda something like that, you like take
glee and other people's downfalls.
Speaker 8 (08:40):
It's not that I'm taking glee, It's that I warned
you that it was a bad idea, so then when
you did it. Anyways, now I'm more vindicating the fact
that I was right and that you probably should have done.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
So it's like and I told you so.
Speaker 8 (08:51):
Yeah, it's kind of like a it's a reverse I
told you so, but Scott, he's right. It's also called
being a dick.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Okay, I got one. So if you go to dinner
and your coworker sitting with his dog right next.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
To him, yes, didn't you have a You had an
Is it you? Is it them? Didn't you?
Speaker 5 (09:08):
Well?
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Yeah, coming home from that show, there was a group
of ten people and we all decided, you know, it's
going to cost a lot to get a van or whatever.
So we we all took the train from from New
Jersey into the city and at the end of the
show late night, one couple drove themselves because they might
have had leave early from you know, the show, just
(09:29):
in case. One of the other couples said, oh, can
I get a ride, leaving the rest of us to
like slept back to go take a train, and we go, well, what,
we all live in the same area. Why were you
going to do that? So we were wondering, is it
is it a dick move to to just tell everybody,
all your friends that you were going with Hey, I'm
(09:49):
going to take this free ride and screw you guys.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
That's what we thought too.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
But here's how they got They got bitt in the butt.
When they were waiting for the car, the car lift
got stuck, so they had to wait in an extra
forty five minutes.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Yeah, I don't know. I'm torn because like if one
one couple has a chance to get home a little earlier,
but you think you should all suffer together. I don't know,
maybe you want to let the one team one team go.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Well they did it, like, hey, you going back to Westfield.
We're all going back to Westfield.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
We all live five blocks.
Speaker 8 (10:22):
From each other.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
That they got in ahead of you.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Well, not that they didn't get in ahead. It was
all like you make a pack as friends, like hey,
we're going we're gonna we're gonna suffer together and all
go back home together like this, And then one friend goes, nah,
I'm screw you guys, I'm going home, you know damn wow.
Speaker 6 (10:39):
I mean I'm scared to do that hard on a
flight if I have an opportunity to move up to
like if I get some kind of an upgrade, my
friends in the dust, even though.
Speaker 8 (10:51):
Your girlfriend because she.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
Doesn't have check. Debatable if that's a dick move. No,
I suffered and paid for Global re entry and for
tsa pre check and for clear. She's had every opportunity
under the sun to match me and get the same stuff.
I've tried. I've led the horse to water, but she
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refused to drink. She doesn't want to go online and
fill out the applications. She doesn't want to go to
the interview.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
She's lazy.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
So guess what when.
Speaker 6 (11:20):
It comes time for me to go to the airport
with her, I'm like, I'll see you on the other side.
I'll meet you at the gate because I don't want
to take my shoes off. I don't want to unpack
my laptop. I want to be able to because I
paid for that. Well security, Well, she's getting the full
on pat down and take off your shoes and socks
and all that crap, and.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
Waiting that long ass line.
Speaker 6 (11:43):
I said, I'm gonna get a coffee and I'll meet
you with another coffee. Yeah, you have two coffees, and
I'll sit there and I'm gonna wait for you to
pass by security. Sorry, it's not a dick move. No,
it's not, she.
Speaker 8 (11:54):
Thought it was a dick move until Scary just explained
it like that, that he paid for it and went
through the deal, and she won't do it.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
She don't do it.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
I want to get tsa pre check. I can't get
an appointment at an airport to save my life, like
I've been looking forever. It's three four months out, then
I'll book. It doesn't ever happen like it's stressful.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
I want to get I said this to her four
years ago when I got it. I'm like, now's the time,
and every trip now is that twenty trips later wherever
we're going, And here she is still I'm like, look,
I'm not.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Waiting online with all those other people.
Speaker 6 (12:26):
Because I paid for the I paid for the benefit
of not waiting on line with all these other people,
so I'm gonna lose the.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
Benefit Otherwise, what point is it?
Speaker 6 (12:32):
Is it that I went through all this rigamarole to
get a coun for myself?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Still kind of dick, it's still your girlfriend, l.
Speaker 8 (12:42):
Yeah, but I see where he's coming from. And and
I did think he was a dick before, but now
that he explains it like that, listen, she had the opportunity.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
To believe anyone in the dust at any moment ever,
should never be allowed.
Speaker 8 (12:52):
To sit in the gregg t almost died one time.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Yeah, because of the apple thing left him on the
side of the road. I was eating breakfast with Scary
one day. Now, mind you, he was in group one.
You're already in the first group. You're gonna board, You're
gonna get your overhead space. He left me at the
table to pay the bill while he ran to be
the first person in the first four. Well, he does
that every time.
Speaker 8 (13:14):
I was like you, I'm guilty of that too, Scary,
thank you.
Speaker 6 (13:19):
We can't hang around for group four, five, six, and
seven people, which is ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
I wanted to hang around for me, But you didn't
have to be number one in group one.
Speaker 6 (13:26):
I want to be no, because sometimes the people steal
the overhead compartment space, and.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
I want to make sure that five.
Speaker 7 (13:33):
I think if you were number five in group one,
you'd see might.
Speaker 8 (13:36):
You might yeah, But here's the problem. You might might
get the overhead compartment at your seat. You might get well,
you might have to walk backwards on the plane. Then
when the plane lands, you gotta wait for everybody. You're
that guy walking back to leave you. You can't chance that.
Speaker 6 (13:49):
Gotta be early, gotta be prompt, gotta get my bag
up there.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Scary will kill us all in an emergency.
Speaker 8 (13:55):
But I got it. I got on a plane not
long ago. A woman got on. She started rearranging the
overhead bins and asking whose is this, Well, this can
go into your seat. My stuff needs to fit here,
and she was like rearranging the whole thing. I'm like,
wait a second, is she the overhead compartment?
Speaker 5 (14:08):
Police?
Speaker 8 (14:10):
Don't tell me where my shit goes.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
You definitely don't not touch people's stuff.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
No.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
It is also a little dick though, when people put
their stuff on the way, but they tell you to
do that. That the air. The flight attendants are like,
if you see the space, take the space.
Speaker 6 (14:27):
It is not personal to the seat above it below it,
which is so stupid.
Speaker 7 (14:32):
Should be if everyone is entitled to at least bring
one carry on bag, they should have enough space above
everyone's head for at least your one carry on bag.
Don't put three bags in there, you jerk, but one
bag at least enough space and it should.
Speaker 5 (14:46):
Go the problem.
Speaker 6 (14:48):
Put your bag, think about the space, and there's only
allowed one bag can fit for three seats, because if
you're saying directly over that's one bag and there's three
people that what if three people have carry on bags,
that's where the problem starts.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
There's there's always room for at least two or three.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
No, there isn't.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Yes, there is, there is. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (15:09):
On a regular size plane, there is he and I
mean nothing's wide.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
So if there's six seats across and there's two over oversize.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
One on each side, three three, three and three, No, you.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
Line three bags up and you you're you're well into
the next row.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
You're supposed to turn your bag on its side and
put the wheels in first, you put it flat. You're
going to be in a dick there. You're supposed to
be on the side. Jacket.
Speaker 7 (15:30):
Your jacket take up a whole fucking space. No, your
jacket should not be up there taking space unless it's
on top.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
Of your bag.
Speaker 8 (15:36):
Sit on that ship or put it over your legs
on the cold plane exactly.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
I were over fifteen. Who I don't dare I could
be wrong. I don't give a ship.
Speaker 8 (15:48):
Scotty doesn't give a fuck.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
This is Scotty. Anytime you ask him to do something,
by the way, he's like okay, fine. Every single time
I asked him to do it around the room, he
acts like I stabbed him in the bladder.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
No, I was doing something, but it's a okay whatever.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Alright, we're done.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
Bye, bye bye. The fifteen minute morning show
Speaker 2 (16:09):
H
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
fifteen show?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Hello, Happy Monday, Monday, Good morning show.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
This thing I'm going to be fifteen minutes. Why I'm
telling you right now?
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Take it back? How long, Scotty?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Maybe nine nine nine minutes from Scotty?
Speaker 5 (00:30):
You don't think we could go for fifteen minutes?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
But let's see, Well, we're down two people, We're down Elvis,
and we're down Night, so they might contribute, you know,
three minutes apiece each of content or conversation. Then maybe
we will be short.
Speaker 6 (00:42):
We've got a lot of topics ready, there are a
lot of topics already.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Scotty wants to do. Am I a dick? If yeah
and the answer is yeah? That his face, I feel
like the answer is yes, it is a.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Well, I mean it's always, it's always yes. If you
have to ask the question.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I think, Okay, no, no, not always? What is this? Basically?
Am I the asshole?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Right?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
First of all, we have to introduce everyone. Ski is here?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (01:00):
How are you everybody?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
We have Garrett, we have Danielle, we have Scotti Bee yes,
and we have me.
Speaker 7 (01:05):
Maybe we should have invited more people into the room,
like Salm and Diamond, like, where are they?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Danna's in the back. Deanna tell everybody.
Speaker 7 (01:11):
Deanna tells Sam and Diamond to come in here. Okay,
they'll help us to say Alley's here too.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Wait a second, Danielle Deanna is the camera person.
Speaker 6 (01:19):
That would be like telling somebody I'm here, live here
a live network hello.
Speaker 8 (01:23):
Yeah, oh sorry, I forgot.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
I would be like taking on a live network television station. Hey,
put down the camera and go.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
She's not in here with.
Speaker 7 (01:31):
The camera today.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, but she's still on the switching. Don't switch on it.
Don't what I thought?
Speaker 7 (01:43):
I thought that like it was maybe like voice activated
like zoom. So when Gandhi talked and she was saying something,
it went to you like, does that That's what I
thought that dude, we need to get better equipment.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
She shouldn't have to be in there hitting the button.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
It's called the switcher. It's it's a lot, it's an
actual room.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah, it's more reliable than the switch. I didn't even
know her. See, I think we can get to fifteen minutes.
Those kind of quality you do it thought.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
It was like a robotic ordinating. There's a person here,
scary there.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
I'm talking Gottie talk Hello, and I know you should
go to Gonne.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
So what Dianna's doing is she's listening for who's talking,
and then she's switching the camera to that person.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
And Scotty's leaning in but there's a camera right in
front of her.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
No, I can't see the screen from here.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Oh okay, totally robots.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Hello, Hi, hell are you?
Speaker 8 (02:35):
She's good?
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Hey?
Speaker 8 (02:36):
Hey here, she's very Hello. She do we all talk
over each other like pretty usual?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
I know how switched?
Speaker 5 (02:44):
How fast can Deanna switch the cameras on the video switcher?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
All right, Scotty, why do you want to know if
you're dick? Would you do? Okay?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
So, speaking of Dianna, she's allergic to everything. So am
I a dick?
Speaker 8 (02:53):
If?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
I knowingly eat something she's allergic to around here? I
mean like I was in.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Your studio, I was in the moon peanuts Okay, So.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I went and I got a bag of peanuts and
then she came to my dorm, was about to push in.
I was like, oh no, no, no, don't come in.
But like, should I try to avoid eating things people
are allergic to? Or just you know, go about my dad,
So you're.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
In your little cubby hole. I feel like if you
were in the main studio, it's kind of different because
she has to come in here and you know, you
never know, but you're isolated.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
But if I went out into the hallway with does
peanut dust come out of my mouth? I don't know
how that works.
Speaker 7 (03:23):
I think it depends on how allergic you are, Like,
is she allergic to not be around it at all?
Can't be around and maybe we should, like, you know,
but he did the.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Right thing though, he told her, you know, even though
he came across as like, I don't want you in here,
it was because she was looking out for her and you.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Kind of in your peanut free table over there.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's why I always eat alone.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
You should put a little sign on your door. Nuts
could be in the air.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Nuts, you're always in the air in this room.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Something else, non allergy free studio.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Yes, this is a non Nuts might be in.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
The air.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Anyway.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Okay, I'm dick.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
I don't think you're a dick for that.
Speaker 8 (04:02):
Actually, for other things, but not that exactly.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
When he set it up, I thought he was gonna
bring up multiple other things because he.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Is Am I a dick for being pissed off that
Garrett was sitting next to me at a restaurant on
Saturday night?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Was he just sitting next to you? No, what pissed
you off?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Just sat at our table the whole time, and the
dump drinks on my girl's friends.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Oh no, what yea, this is Scotty. Just you know again,
I understand why Andrew. Yeah, I understand why Andrew hate
you sometimes. Oh wow, So yes, go ahead, Garrett, Scotty.
Scotty was having dinner because he was going He was
taking his daughters and her friends too. This is a concert.
I was going to a later show. I went to
go to a Broadway show. So I said, I told
(04:43):
our friend, Hey, it would be funny just to sit
me next to Scott hilarious.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Oh no, yeah, okay.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Well, first off, Scotty, Scotty turns into typical dad mode
where he doesn't talk about poop or farts or anything.
He sits there with his collared shirt and and you know,
cuts the food and like.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Save that crap for us, Scotty.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Yeah, so I told them that I would sit at
the bar and let's just let the four of them
sit along. You know, I didn't want to intrude on
their girl thing.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
So they're all sitting there quiet around the table, and
and it's a very loud restaurant. So as I came in,
I sat down and they got served their food. So
I'm like, let me serve your food. So I started
serving the food to everybody. And then this one girl
lifted up her plate. She didn't lift it up high
enough and she spilled soda all over her pants. That
she did. She spilled it because of her plate.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Garrett spilled it because he was trying to be a server.
She could have gotten her own chicken.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
This is a tough one, But then on tough one
because you never want to sit by your coworkers, right
like when you go out, like you're at dinner with
your family. He's a dinner with his family. You want
the safe distance, like I don't want to be forced
to socialize.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
On top of he.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Wasn't socializing with anybody. I was doing them a favor
because I was doing them a favor.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
You put the clown mask on, and you were trying
to be like dud dude, did a little do dude, dude?
Speaker 4 (05:51):
You were boring Dad at that dinner and like you
you were sitting there like doing nothing, like.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Because I was trying to let them do their thing.
They're tiktoking and they're talking about boys in my house.
Speaker 7 (06:00):
My kids are like, when can Garrett come hang.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Out with us?
Speaker 7 (06:03):
They call him, they text them, They're like BFFs with them.
We're actually going away together and they're like, Garrett's gonna
come with us when we do this, Garrett's gonna come.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
It's such a.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
To All I know is when we walked out, of
the four girls were like that guy was weird.
Speaker 7 (06:16):
It's a different relationship with the boys. The boys get Garrett. Yeah,
all right, who.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Else is a dick?
Speaker 5 (06:26):
We decided I'll tell you how I was a dick.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
I pray that people don't make the same elevator that
I'm in when I'm in my when I'm in my house,
you know, in my uh my building.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
I live in a high rise. I go into the.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
Elevator and I actually we actually have the doors that
actually work with the door closed. If I'm like several
steps ahead of somebody and I don't want to share
the elevator, is.
Speaker 7 (06:50):
It because you're gonna fart?
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Because it has to.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
Stop on another floor first, and I'm over near the top.
How do I just don't like when the elevator stops.
Speaker 8 (07:00):
That's a dick move.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
I'm going to be a dick. So I kind of
run into the elevator and press the door closed.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
Button and it works and then hopefully, and then they're like, oh,
I'm coming, And then I do the fake arm reach
like oh hold on, let me but I'm like, oh,
I'm sorry, and I stick my hand in the thing
to try and maybe, you know, save the door from
make it look like I'm trying to keep the door open.
But then I don't want to get my hand chopped off,
so I pull it back. I'm like ooh, And they're like,
I'll take.
Speaker 8 (07:25):
The next At a restaurant when you go to lunch
with Elvis.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 8 (07:34):
I do something that's a total dick move. If I
know you have made a mistake and it's going to
come back to bite you in the ass, I wait
for it to bite you in the ass, and then
I bring it up. I'm like, yeah, you don't like.
Definitely people I don't like. But sometimes I'll even do
it to other people just to remind them like, yeah,
you know what, too bad? Shouldn't done that? Frogy?
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Are you sitting on things right now? Like waiting for that?
Speaker 8 (07:58):
Absolutely? Yeah all the time.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Can you give us an example?
Speaker 8 (08:02):
Well, I don't know if they listened to this or not,
so I don't want to say that.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Okay, can you give So let's say that.
Speaker 8 (08:07):
Somebody that we possibly knew lived somewhere and they sold
their house because they wanted to try and catch the
market and make all kinds of money. And I told
him that was a bad idea, okay, and they sold
their house and now they can't afford to buy a house.
And I every time they send me a new house
they want to buy, I always like, oh, you canna
afford that? You shouldn't have sold the house you had.
That's usually my answer.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
What is that called? There's a word for that. No,
it's like shouldn't shouldn't freuda something like that, where you
like take shooting freuda something like that, you like take
glee and other people's downfalls.
Speaker 8 (08:40):
It's not that I'm taking glee, It's that I warned
you that it was a bad idea, so then when
you did it. Anyways, now I'm more vindicating the fact
that I was right and that you probably should have done.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
So it's like and I told you so.
Speaker 8 (08:51):
Yeah, it's kind of like a it's a reverse I
told you so, but Scott, he's right. It's also called
being a dick.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Okay, I got one. So if you go to dinner
and your coworker sitting with his dog right next.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
To him, yes, didn't you have a You had an
Is it you? Is it them? Didn't you?
Speaker 5 (09:08):
Well?
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Yeah, coming home from that show, there was a group
of ten people and we all decided, you know, it's
going to cost a lot to get a van or whatever.
So we we all took the train from from New
Jersey into the city and at the end of the
show late night, one couple drove themselves because they might
have had leave early from you know, the show, just
(09:29):
in case. One of the other couples said, oh, can
I get a ride, leaving the rest of us to
like slept back to go take a train, and we go, well, what,
we all live in the same area. Why were you
going to do that? So we were wondering, is it
is it a dick move to to just tell everybody,
all your friends that you were going with Hey, I'm
(09:49):
going to take this free ride and screw you guys.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
That's what we thought too.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
But here's how they got They got bitt in the butt.
When they were waiting for the car, the car lift
got stuck, so they had to wait in an extra
forty five minutes.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Yeah, I don't know. I'm torn because like if one
one couple has a chance to get home a little earlier,
but you think you should all suffer together. I don't know,
maybe you want to let the one team one team go.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Well they did it, like, hey, you going back to Westfield.
We're all going back to Westfield.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
We all live five blocks.
Speaker 8 (10:22):
From each other.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
That they got in ahead of you.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Well, not that they didn't get in ahead. It was
all like you make a pack as friends, like hey,
we're going we're gonna we're gonna suffer together and all
go back home together like this, And then one friend goes, nah,
I'm screw you guys, I'm going home, you know damn wow.
Speaker 6 (10:39):
I mean I'm scared to do that hard on a
flight if I have an opportunity to move up to
like if I get some kind of an upgrade, my
friends in the dust, even though.
Speaker 8 (10:51):
Your girlfriend because she.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
Doesn't have check. Debatable if that's a dick move. No,
I suffered and paid for Global re entry and for
tsa pre check and for clear. She's had every opportunity
under the sun to match me and get the same stuff.
I've tried. I've led the horse to water, but she
(11:13):
refused to drink. She doesn't want to go online and
fill out the applications. She doesn't want to go to
the interview.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
She's lazy.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
So guess what when.
Speaker 6 (11:20):
It comes time for me to go to the airport
with her, I'm like, I'll see you on the other side.
I'll meet you at the gate because I don't want
to take my shoes off. I don't want to unpack
my laptop. I want to be able to because I
paid for that. Well security, Well, she's getting the full
on pat down and take off your shoes and socks
and all that crap, and.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
Waiting that long ass line.
Speaker 6 (11:43):
I said, I'm gonna get a coffee and I'll meet
you with another coffee. Yeah, you have two coffees, and
I'll sit there and I'm gonna wait for you to
pass by security. Sorry, it's not a dick move. No,
it's not, she.
Speaker 8 (11:54):
Thought it was a dick move until Scary just explained
it like that, that he paid for it and went
through the deal, and she won't do it.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
She don't do it.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
I want to get tsa pre check. I can't get
an appointment at an airport to save my life, like
I've been looking forever. It's three four months out, then
I'll book. It doesn't ever happen like it's stressful.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
I want to get I said this to her four
years ago when I got it. I'm like, now's the time,
and every trip now is that twenty trips later wherever
we're going, And here she is still I'm like, look,
I'm not.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Waiting online with all those other people.
Speaker 6 (12:26):
Because I paid for the I paid for the benefit
of not waiting on line with all these other people,
so I'm gonna lose the.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
Benefit Otherwise, what point is it?
Speaker 6 (12:32):
Is it that I went through all this rigamarole to
get a coun for myself?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Still kind of dick, it's still your girlfriend, l.
Speaker 8 (12:42):
Yeah, but I see where he's coming from. And and
I did think he was a dick before, but now
that he explains it like that, listen, she had the opportunity.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
To believe anyone in the dust at any moment ever,
should never be allowed.
Speaker 8 (12:52):
To sit in the gregg t almost died one time.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Yeah, because of the apple thing left him on the
side of the road. I was eating breakfast with Scary
one day. Now, mind you, he was in group one.
You're already in the first group. You're gonna board, You're
gonna get your overhead space. He left me at the
table to pay the bill while he ran to be
the first person in the first four. Well, he does
that every time.
Speaker 8 (13:14):
I was like you, I'm guilty of that too, Scary,
thank you.
Speaker 6 (13:19):
We can't hang around for group four, five, six, and
seven people, which is ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
I wanted to hang around for me, But you didn't
have to be number one in group one.
Speaker 6 (13:26):
I want to be no, because sometimes the people steal
the overhead compartment space, and.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
I want to make sure that five.
Speaker 7 (13:33):
I think if you were number five in group one,
you'd see might.
Speaker 8 (13:36):
You might yeah, But here's the problem. You might might
get the overhead compartment at your seat. You might get well,
you might have to walk backwards on the plane. Then
when the plane lands, you gotta wait for everybody. You're
that guy walking back to leave you. You can't chance that.
Speaker 6 (13:49):
Gotta be early, gotta be prompt, gotta get my bag
up there.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Scary will kill us all in an emergency.
Speaker 8 (13:55):
But I got it. I got on a plane not
long ago. A woman got on. She started rearranging the
overhead bins and asking whose is this, Well, this can
go into your seat. My stuff needs to fit here,
and she was like rearranging the whole thing. I'm like,
wait a second, is she the overhead compartment?
Speaker 5 (14:08):
Police?
Speaker 8 (14:10):
Don't tell me where my shit goes.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
You definitely don't not touch people's stuff.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
No.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
It is also a little dick though, when people put
their stuff on the way, but they tell you to
do that. That the air. The flight attendants are like,
if you see the space, take the space.
Speaker 6 (14:27):
It is not personal to the seat above it below it,
which is so stupid.
Speaker 7 (14:32):
Should be if everyone is entitled to at least bring
one carry on bag, they should have enough space above
everyone's head for at least your one carry on bag.
Don't put three bags in there, you jerk, but one
bag at least enough space and it should.
Speaker 5 (14:46):
Go the problem.
Speaker 6 (14:48):
Put your bag, think about the space, and there's only
allowed one bag can fit for three seats, because if
you're saying directly over that's one bag and there's three
people that what if three people have carry on bags,
that's where the problem starts.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
There's there's always room for at least two or three.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
No, there isn't.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Yes, there is, there is. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (15:09):
On a regular size plane, there is he and I
mean nothing's wide.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
So if there's six seats across and there's two over oversize.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
One on each side, three three, three and three, No, you.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
Line three bags up and you you're you're well into
the next row.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
You're supposed to turn your bag on its side and
put the wheels in first, you put it flat. You're
going to be in a dick there. You're supposed to
be on the side. Jacket.
Speaker 7 (15:30):
Your jacket take up a whole fucking space. No, your
jacket should not be up there taking space unless it's
on top.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
Of your bag.
Speaker 8 (15:36):
Sit on that ship or put it over your legs
on the cold plane exactly.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
I were over fifteen. Who I don't dare I could
be wrong. I don't give a ship.
Speaker 8 (15:48):
Scotty doesn't give a fuck.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
This is Scotty. Anytime you ask him to do something,
by the way, he's like okay, fine. Every single time
I asked him to do it around the room, he
acts like I stabbed him in the bladder.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
No, I was doing something, but it's a okay whatever.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Alright, we're done.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
Bye, bye bye. The fifteen minute morning show
Speaker 2 (16:09):
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