October 11, 2023 • 15 mins
We all have some facts about history and we talk to Diamond about why she is scared of big dogs!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast, Firm.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Elvis Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Here we go the fifteen minute morning show podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
We got a houseful today, We've got scary, we have
Gandhi and there's a froggie waiting for.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
A tropical storm Nicole. Yep, it's gonna be a big one, right.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Oh, they say it's gonna be a hurricane when it
makes land fall. It is starting to enter a little
more up the coast of Florida. Yesterday it was around
West Palm. Now the latest stuffdate has it up north
of Okachobe, around Port set Lucy. So yeah, it could
be a Jacksonville meant more and more as it starts
to this way.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Of course, by the time you see this podcast, who.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
Does you want to see it? Maybe you'll have no power.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
There you are, there's Garrett, there's Scottie Bright, there's Danielle
and there's a straight Nate. What a what a show today.
A Morocco was our guest today. If you have no
idea who mo Rocca is, you need to get to
know Moroka. He has this podcast called Mobituaries. He also
is a contributor to CBS Sunday Morning. This is an
interesting guy, And when I asked what he does for
(01:12):
a living, he's like, well, I do the electives, the
fun courses that you take in college. He's like, that's
my profession. Everything I do is fun and cool to me,
he said, I love that. Any thoughts I mean, I
would love to do.
Speaker 6 (01:26):
I think, first of all, it was fun to see
you really really loving a guest that came in here,
not that you don't normally, but you're actually a huge
fan of Morocca, so that was entertaining. But the things
that he's doing with mobituaries really sums up what you
say we all need to do with our lives every day,
which is leave a legacy of some sort. And he's
finding the legacy everybody left behind and putting it into
(01:46):
books and podcasts.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Is really cool.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
It's a great way to study history. History.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
God, you know, you think of history classes when you're
growing up and you're thinking, oh god, it's just another
class I have to try to pass.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
History can be very fun learn.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
We learn about who we are today because of what
people did before us.
Speaker 7 (02:04):
I feel like he's the type of guy you want
to take to a party with you because you know
that he'll He'll be so cool to like take around
to your friends and you'll always have something to talk about,
Like you can meet different people while you're there, because
he's just that guy who Yeah, he's totally the icebreaker.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Can you guys think of anyone in history that probably
did not receive the recognition they deserved, but they did
big things. There's a story behind everyone and every big
thing that we participate in today.
Speaker 8 (02:32):
You guys know who Charles Adams is? No, the creator
of the Adams Family. Yes, oh yeah, so I don't
know a lot about him. But outside of the Watcher,
which is famous now, is from based off of the
town I live in Westfield, New Jersey. Charles Adams and
the house that we saw from the Adams Family is
based off of Westfield, New Jersey.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Oh where you live?
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Yes, exactly.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
That's why it's important to you.
Speaker 8 (02:56):
Yeah, I just learned they have an Adams Fest. I'm like,
why are we celebrating the Adams Family all of a sudden,
like every October, Like I get it, Halloween, whatever, But
it's it's to honor him because he created it and
developed it.
Speaker 9 (03:07):
And that's pretty cool.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
On the town I grew up there, you go anyone else.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
I mean, this isn't like a person through history who
did something. But I know Nate loves the Golden Girls,
so I know he knows this. But b Arthur, who
played Dorothy, she used to drive a truck for the
Marines back in World War Two.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Really I could see that.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
That's crazy to me.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
Bad is that was so long ago when you know,
women weren't even all that prominent.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Elizabeth she actually worked on true mechanic. She was a
mechanic during the war. Absolutely, that's so cool. And she
you know, she used to drive around her her kingdoms,
her castle land to go, you know, hang out with
wildlife and hunt and whatever. And whenever one of her
range rovers got stuck in the mud or died, she
(03:52):
would fix it.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Wow, she'd get out and fix it.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Absolutely. There you go. The things we didn't know about people,
that's it mystery.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
You know him West who played Batman.
Speaker 10 (04:02):
Okay, so remember there was a character called Aunt Harriet, Yeah,
played by Madge Blake, who was in something that you usual,
she was in a million million things. Anyway, the producers
wanted to fire her for whatever reason, and Adam West
heard about this, went in and talked to the producers
stood up for her. She kept her job. The very
next day, in his dressing room, Adam West found a
freshly baked cake from Madge Blake. It just goes to
(04:28):
show what aer like. You hear stories about these these
actors and you think they're full of themselves and narcissistic.
And here's this guy standing up for somebody else and
he got a cake and he considered it the greatest
compliment he ever received.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Oh cool, I would like the cake.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
One of my favorite scenes from the old Batman TV
series was Batman, you know, through the thirty minute show
saved this woman's life whatever, And he went into her
apartment wearing his bat costume and she says.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Would you like to come in for some cookies? Batman?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
He said, yes, I will, and then he turns to
the camera and says, Man cannot live on crime fighting alone.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Design Any railed her.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
She slid down the back pole type of story, up
and down the back pole.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I'm assuming some of this stuf. There's always a greasy
bat pole involved, all right. Well that ran out of
the air.
Speaker 8 (05:22):
Yeah, Well, we don't know enough about Daniel and I
were talking about She was talking about Richard Nixon, But
the I Am Not a Crook speech was held at
the Contemporary Hotel in Disney World.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Another Disney historical moments.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
There are so many of them because.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Of Elvis's mustache. That's why. Oh god, I don't get it.
Speaker 9 (05:41):
This Disney stuff is coming up, because now you look
like the old dead Walt Disney.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
Okay, this is a stretch. It looks more like old
alive Walt Disney.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
But whatever, Yeah, I look like like old drunk Walt Disney.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I'm going to shave this ship.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
All you got to keep the Maybe can I trim
it so this can catch up to this?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
You could dye it if you're really freaked out about it.
You could like get the just for men and keep
the little paintings.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Person who ties women to the railroad.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
I love the people who use just for men. But
they get it all over their skin and they get
very little in the hair, and they're like their their
scalp or their face is all dark.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Yeah, I can't dye this.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
They get a different color, like a totally different pink.
Speaker 10 (06:23):
One hundred and some years ago, it was common for
men to have mustaches.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
But it's not then like thirty years ago, No, eighties,
fifty years ago.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
They were petty coats back there too. But they don't
do that anymore.
Speaker 10 (06:34):
Like you look at any picture of anybody from the
Civil War, ninety nine percent of the time they.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Got a mustache.
Speaker 7 (06:38):
My dad had a mustache. If my dad, when my
dad shaved the mustache, it wasn't right. You had to
know I put that mustache back. I don't even recognize you.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
True.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
But to be fair, though, you walk down the street
of New York and majority of the guys have beards
and mustaches. Yeah, so that's you know, but it's just
the lone mustache. That's the creepy fucking part right here,
right here, Yeah, creepy.
Speaker 7 (06:58):
I wish Sheldon would like keep his because and he
grows a little bit of the gruff and gruff or
must just a little gruffruff.
Speaker 8 (07:08):
It doesn't do anything to your face, like when you know,
I love it. That's the complaints I get from my wife.
He's like, you gotta shave your ears.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
It's a side tickler.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
Brandon without a beard looks like a child, and it
makes me so uncomfortable. He came out once and totally
shaved the whole thing. I'm like, Eh, who are you
back in there? He's still so cute, but he just
looks so dumky little.
Speaker 8 (07:27):
I'm just realizing this now. I've known my dad now
for thirty eight years. I've never seen him without a mustache.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Thirty eight years.
Speaker 10 (07:34):
Yeah, yeah, it's weird. I've never seen my uncle Bill
without a mustache. He's always had a mustache the entire
time I've known it, and I look.
Speaker 9 (07:39):
Like a weirdo. Completely clean shaven. I hate it, so
I don't ever. I always leave at least like a
little bit of the goatee. If I shave it completely off,
I look like an idiot.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
That's not what makes you look like an idiot.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Maybe the an idiot makes you look like I guess
you're right, You're not an idiot. You're far from an idiot.
Scottie Beeing, I had a great lunch together yesterday.
Speaker 6 (08:01):
That's Did he do anything weird?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
I don't think so. I did suck a cherry, but
it wasn't he was cherry sucking.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
You know, why don't you go suck a cherry, Scottie.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
We had a great lunch.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
I'll leave it till okay, we're all having a great
lunch today.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I guess I can't.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
I have to miss the lunch.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
You know you come to lunch. Today's winman.
Speaker 9 (08:25):
My dog is here. I can't with the dog.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
You can't bring the dog.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
Can we talk about how perfect his dog is?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Can we get a shot of the.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
Greatest dog on the planet. I Sawyer so much, Sawyer important.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Action the dog, seeing eye dog.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
The thing is, Sawyer gets near Nate and Nate breaks
out in hives. He's so allergic and por.
Speaker 7 (08:48):
Diamond is petified of this dog.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
Okay, okay, we should bring her in here for this
because we.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Love you.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
You can see he's like he's tail is.
Speaker 9 (09:01):
Just the type of dog he got caught in the
car door when he was a puppy. Yes, no that's
not that's the Australian Shepherd don't have tails.
Speaker 6 (09:10):
Okay, but okay, so Diamond, we all know she is
a little menace.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Love her for it.
Speaker 6 (09:16):
She's scared, scares the ship out of Scottie on a
daily basis. So he brings a dog in today. Lets
the dog pop out of a box and Diamond nearly
ship herself over it. But I think she was genuinely
mad at him, and I say, turn about his fair play.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
Scare him all the time? He scares.
Speaker 7 (09:33):
Yeah, I don't agree because I think that, yes, you
scare him. But when you scare someone with a dog,
a huge dog, and.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
The rules, Danielle, you don't get to write the rules
when you with.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
Somebody, it's different.
Speaker 7 (09:47):
Because of scare.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
He's so harmless, he's not gonna do it.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
No, she didn't know that.
Speaker 11 (09:51):
She knows that.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
She knows that she's been around.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
I knew he was bringing Sawyer in today and I
got it and I said, we're Sawyer. He says he
couldn't come. I mean, what do you mean, where's so
you're gonna bring Sawyer? And he said he couldn't come.
And he says in the studio, I have saw your
hit in the back. We're going to scare this ship
out of time.
Speaker 11 (10:10):
And he did, and he did. And this is why
when I say he's not a good person, I mean
it so because well what he did to me wasn't
I you heard me screaming, so I did hear?
Speaker 8 (10:22):
It?
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Sounded like you're being murdered.
Speaker 11 (10:23):
Well, I felt like I was being attacked. The dog
jumped out of the box, just say, oh, the dog
is here, ha ha ha, Like no, he I literally
asked him, I said, what's the dog?
Speaker 10 (10:36):
Where's the dog?
Speaker 11 (10:41):
I was fighting for my life?
Speaker 5 (10:43):
Okay, a mouse.
Speaker 6 (10:48):
There's another person in the building who brings a tiny
little French bulldog in, and Diamond has the same sort
of reaction to Taz. You know these dogs aren't gonna
kill you. The only thing I'm saying is when you
continuously scared ship out of Scottie and you have, as
a human, jumped out of a box before.
Speaker 11 (11:04):
The same no, because of the simple back that I
scare him and I keep it pushing he the dog
jumped out of the.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
Box, You stop it. The dog jumped out of.
Speaker 11 (11:15):
The box and was like quickly approaching me.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Okay, and I'm like harmless.
Speaker 11 (11:20):
He is such a little teddy hair big to me,
it's just hair.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
I'm happy for him, but.
Speaker 11 (11:29):
I just don't like I don't like the idea of
a dog like reaching up at me and being like
above my hip or something. It freaks me out.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
I just feel like you're alone.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
There are a lot of people are definitely afraid of
cats too.
Speaker 11 (11:41):
I'm petrified as well.
Speaker 10 (11:42):
I don't do them.
Speaker 11 (11:43):
I don't even like looking at cats on TV. Really
bad experience with the cat. So my babysitter's cat just
decided one day like it was just gonna at me.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
And I've just never been the same.
Speaker 11 (11:57):
I can't do it, sorry.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I can't. Can't be frightening, And that's what sticks in
your head that we're done.
Speaker 7 (12:04):
I was there when my sister got attacked by a
huge dog and like I had to shove my arm
in its mouth, and I was writing it around the
house and she has marks and there was a lot
of blood and it was very, very scary and she's petrified.
So I that's why when you reacted that way, it
brought back these memories and I totally get where you
(12:25):
were coming here.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Danielist off at Scotty.
Speaker 11 (12:27):
Was that because he was laughing instead of like, you know,
I'm freaked out, just grab the.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
Dog, but I'm a hold on.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
In all fairness, you guys laugh your ass off every
time you scare Scotty.
Speaker 6 (12:39):
Different if Scotty is scared of a human murdering him
and she's popping out a box and he does not
know who is there and what's happening, it's like the
same thing.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
You can't people and then write the rules on how
they get you back.
Speaker 11 (12:51):
Yeah, I can, it's my life.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
No, you can't just like he the dog, just like leap.
Speaker 11 (13:01):
When I say leap, that thing.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Was I saw, I saw your thought you wanted to play.
Speaker 11 (13:09):
And I didn't do.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
Dogs.
Speaker 9 (13:13):
Dogs know when people don't like them and they are
attracted to them.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
It's It's true.
Speaker 9 (13:17):
Like when people come to our house that I know
don't like dogs, he goes right to them, and the
people that like dogs he leaves alone. I think dogs
know that they have that intuition they want.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
To win them over.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Is that it when people over? Is that it makes it?
I think it makes them curious. It makes them curious. Well,
what's going on over here?
Speaker 9 (13:35):
Nate?
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Why are you still stand offish? The dog's not even
in here anymore. You have no reason to need you know,
you're right.
Speaker 10 (13:39):
There's this thing where dogs look for eye contact, and
eye contact is in essence kind of approval. And if
you don't like dogs or are allergic like me, you
tend to not look at the dog because you think
looking at the dog, the dog is going to come
to you. Well, it works in reverse if you don't
give that dog the attention it wants. It wants the
attention at approval, so it will come closer to.
Speaker 6 (13:58):
Maybe that's a bad vibe, and it's like, why are
you in my house? I'm gonna come check you out.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
What would it take for you to give Sawyer a hug?
Speaker 11 (14:04):
No?
Speaker 5 (14:05):
Absolutely not. That's a hard no for me. He's no.
He cute dog, your swimming. You can get over your
dog fear with you.
Speaker 11 (14:14):
It's not really the same. I just I don't know.
So this is the thing. If Scott would have held Sawyer,
I don't have an issue with like being around a dog.
It was just the way that it happened.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
But to scare you, yeah, and that is why, because
you scare him all the time.
Speaker 11 (14:30):
He's not a person after this?
Speaker 6 (14:33):
Are you going to continue to scare Scotty?
Speaker 11 (14:36):
I don't know, because the thing about it is that
I said after the computer thing that I would never
do it again, and I keep doing it.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
You Scotty, Scotty, Scotty, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Scotty, Scotty, it's not always about you.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Never Mark you got it? Okay, let us know, let
we're done.
Speaker 11 (15:08):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
That was that progress.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
That's progress, right, there progress, all right, there we go, Sawyer.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
We loved having you here today.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
I'll take him home if you need.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
All right, let's get out of here. Are we done?
We're done, We're done. Okay. The fifteen Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast, Firm.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Elvis Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Here we go the fifteen minute morning show podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
We got a houseful today, We've got scary, we have
Gandhi and there's a froggie waiting for.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
A tropical storm Nicole. Yep, it's gonna be a big one, right.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Oh, they say it's gonna be a hurricane when it
makes land fall. It is starting to enter a little
more up the coast of Florida. Yesterday it was around
West Palm. Now the latest stuffdate has it up north
of Okachobe, around Port set Lucy. So yeah, it could
be a Jacksonville meant more and more as it starts
to this way.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Of course, by the time you see this podcast, who.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
Does you want to see it? Maybe you'll have no power.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
There you are, there's Garrett, there's Scottie Bright, there's Danielle
and there's a straight Nate. What a what a show today.
A Morocco was our guest today. If you have no
idea who mo Rocca is, you need to get to
know Moroka. He has this podcast called Mobituaries. He also
is a contributor to CBS Sunday Morning. This is an
interesting guy, And when I asked what he does for
(01:12):
a living, he's like, well, I do the electives, the
fun courses that you take in college. He's like, that's
my profession. Everything I do is fun and cool to me,
he said, I love that. Any thoughts I mean, I
would love to do.
Speaker 6 (01:26):
I think, first of all, it was fun to see
you really really loving a guest that came in here,
not that you don't normally, but you're actually a huge
fan of Morocca, so that was entertaining. But the things
that he's doing with mobituaries really sums up what you
say we all need to do with our lives every day,
which is leave a legacy of some sort. And he's
finding the legacy everybody left behind and putting it into
(01:46):
books and podcasts.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Is really cool.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
It's a great way to study history. History.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
God, you know, you think of history classes when you're
growing up and you're thinking, oh god, it's just another
class I have to try to pass.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
History can be very fun learn.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
We learn about who we are today because of what
people did before us.
Speaker 7 (02:04):
I feel like he's the type of guy you want
to take to a party with you because you know
that he'll He'll be so cool to like take around
to your friends and you'll always have something to talk about,
Like you can meet different people while you're there, because
he's just that guy who Yeah, he's totally the icebreaker.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Can you guys think of anyone in history that probably
did not receive the recognition they deserved, but they did
big things. There's a story behind everyone and every big
thing that we participate in today.
Speaker 8 (02:32):
You guys know who Charles Adams is? No, the creator
of the Adams Family. Yes, oh yeah, so I don't
know a lot about him. But outside of the Watcher,
which is famous now, is from based off of the
town I live in Westfield, New Jersey. Charles Adams and
the house that we saw from the Adams Family is
based off of Westfield, New Jersey.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Oh where you live?
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Yes, exactly.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
That's why it's important to you.
Speaker 8 (02:56):
Yeah, I just learned they have an Adams Fest. I'm like,
why are we celebrating the Adams Family all of a sudden,
like every October, Like I get it, Halloween, whatever, But
it's it's to honor him because he created it and
developed it.
Speaker 9 (03:07):
And that's pretty cool.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
On the town I grew up there, you go anyone else.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
I mean, this isn't like a person through history who
did something. But I know Nate loves the Golden Girls,
so I know he knows this. But b Arthur, who
played Dorothy, she used to drive a truck for the
Marines back in World War Two.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Really I could see that.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
That's crazy to me.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
Bad is that was so long ago when you know,
women weren't even all that prominent.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Elizabeth she actually worked on true mechanic. She was a
mechanic during the war. Absolutely, that's so cool. And she
you know, she used to drive around her her kingdoms,
her castle land to go, you know, hang out with
wildlife and hunt and whatever. And whenever one of her
range rovers got stuck in the mud or died, she
(03:52):
would fix it.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Wow, she'd get out and fix it.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Absolutely. There you go. The things we didn't know about people,
that's it mystery.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
You know him West who played Batman.
Speaker 10 (04:02):
Okay, so remember there was a character called Aunt Harriet, Yeah,
played by Madge Blake, who was in something that you usual,
she was in a million million things. Anyway, the producers
wanted to fire her for whatever reason, and Adam West
heard about this, went in and talked to the producers
stood up for her. She kept her job. The very
next day, in his dressing room, Adam West found a
freshly baked cake from Madge Blake. It just goes to
(04:28):
show what aer like. You hear stories about these these
actors and you think they're full of themselves and narcissistic.
And here's this guy standing up for somebody else and
he got a cake and he considered it the greatest
compliment he ever received.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Oh cool, I would like the cake.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
One of my favorite scenes from the old Batman TV
series was Batman, you know, through the thirty minute show
saved this woman's life whatever, And he went into her
apartment wearing his bat costume and she says.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Would you like to come in for some cookies? Batman?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
He said, yes, I will, and then he turns to
the camera and says, Man cannot live on crime fighting alone.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Design Any railed her.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
She slid down the back pole type of story, up
and down the back pole.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I'm assuming some of this stuf. There's always a greasy
bat pole involved, all right. Well that ran out of
the air.
Speaker 8 (05:22):
Yeah, Well, we don't know enough about Daniel and I
were talking about She was talking about Richard Nixon, But
the I Am Not a Crook speech was held at
the Contemporary Hotel in Disney World.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Another Disney historical moments.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
There are so many of them because.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Of Elvis's mustache. That's why. Oh god, I don't get it.
Speaker 9 (05:41):
This Disney stuff is coming up, because now you look
like the old dead Walt Disney.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
Okay, this is a stretch. It looks more like old
alive Walt Disney.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
But whatever, Yeah, I look like like old drunk Walt Disney.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I'm going to shave this ship.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
All you got to keep the Maybe can I trim
it so this can catch up to this?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
You could dye it if you're really freaked out about it.
You could like get the just for men and keep
the little paintings.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Person who ties women to the railroad.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
I love the people who use just for men. But
they get it all over their skin and they get
very little in the hair, and they're like their their
scalp or their face is all dark.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Yeah, I can't dye this.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
They get a different color, like a totally different pink.
Speaker 10 (06:23):
One hundred and some years ago, it was common for
men to have mustaches.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
But it's not then like thirty years ago, No, eighties,
fifty years ago.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
They were petty coats back there too. But they don't
do that anymore.
Speaker 10 (06:34):
Like you look at any picture of anybody from the
Civil War, ninety nine percent of the time they.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Got a mustache.
Speaker 7 (06:38):
My dad had a mustache. If my dad, when my
dad shaved the mustache, it wasn't right. You had to
know I put that mustache back. I don't even recognize you.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
True.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
But to be fair, though, you walk down the street
of New York and majority of the guys have beards
and mustaches. Yeah, so that's you know, but it's just
the lone mustache. That's the creepy fucking part right here,
right here, Yeah, creepy.
Speaker 7 (06:58):
I wish Sheldon would like keep his because and he
grows a little bit of the gruff and gruff or
must just a little gruffruff.
Speaker 8 (07:08):
It doesn't do anything to your face, like when you know,
I love it. That's the complaints I get from my wife.
He's like, you gotta shave your ears.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
It's a side tickler.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
Brandon without a beard looks like a child, and it
makes me so uncomfortable. He came out once and totally
shaved the whole thing. I'm like, Eh, who are you
back in there? He's still so cute, but he just
looks so dumky little.
Speaker 8 (07:27):
I'm just realizing this now. I've known my dad now
for thirty eight years. I've never seen him without a mustache.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Thirty eight years.
Speaker 10 (07:34):
Yeah, yeah, it's weird. I've never seen my uncle Bill
without a mustache. He's always had a mustache the entire
time I've known it, and I look.
Speaker 9 (07:39):
Like a weirdo. Completely clean shaven. I hate it, so
I don't ever. I always leave at least like a
little bit of the goatee. If I shave it completely off,
I look like an idiot.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
That's not what makes you look like an idiot.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Maybe the an idiot makes you look like I guess
you're right, You're not an idiot. You're far from an idiot.
Scottie Beeing, I had a great lunch together yesterday.
Speaker 6 (08:01):
That's Did he do anything weird?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
I don't think so. I did suck a cherry, but
it wasn't he was cherry sucking.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
You know, why don't you go suck a cherry, Scottie.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
We had a great lunch.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
I'll leave it till okay, we're all having a great
lunch today.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I guess I can't.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
I have to miss the lunch.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
You know you come to lunch. Today's winman.
Speaker 9 (08:25):
My dog is here. I can't with the dog.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
You can't bring the dog.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
Can we talk about how perfect his dog is?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Can we get a shot of the.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
Greatest dog on the planet. I Sawyer so much, Sawyer important.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Action the dog, seeing eye dog.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
The thing is, Sawyer gets near Nate and Nate breaks
out in hives. He's so allergic and por.
Speaker 7 (08:48):
Diamond is petified of this dog.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
Okay, okay, we should bring her in here for this
because we.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Love you.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
You can see he's like he's tail is.
Speaker 9 (09:01):
Just the type of dog he got caught in the
car door when he was a puppy. Yes, no that's
not that's the Australian Shepherd don't have tails.
Speaker 6 (09:10):
Okay, but okay, so Diamond, we all know she is
a little menace.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Love her for it.
Speaker 6 (09:16):
She's scared, scares the ship out of Scottie on a
daily basis. So he brings a dog in today. Lets
the dog pop out of a box and Diamond nearly
ship herself over it. But I think she was genuinely
mad at him, and I say, turn about his fair play.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
Scare him all the time? He scares.
Speaker 7 (09:33):
Yeah, I don't agree because I think that, yes, you
scare him. But when you scare someone with a dog,
a huge dog, and.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
The rules, Danielle, you don't get to write the rules
when you with.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
Somebody, it's different.
Speaker 7 (09:47):
Because of scare.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
He's so harmless, he's not gonna do it.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
No, she didn't know that.
Speaker 11 (09:51):
She knows that.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
She knows that she's been around.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
I knew he was bringing Sawyer in today and I
got it and I said, we're Sawyer. He says he
couldn't come. I mean, what do you mean, where's so
you're gonna bring Sawyer? And he said he couldn't come.
And he says in the studio, I have saw your
hit in the back. We're going to scare this ship
out of time.
Speaker 11 (10:10):
And he did, and he did. And this is why
when I say he's not a good person, I mean
it so because well what he did to me wasn't
I you heard me screaming, so I did hear?
Speaker 8 (10:22):
It?
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Sounded like you're being murdered.
Speaker 11 (10:23):
Well, I felt like I was being attacked. The dog
jumped out of the box, just say, oh, the dog
is here, ha ha ha, Like no, he I literally
asked him, I said, what's the dog?
Speaker 10 (10:36):
Where's the dog?
Speaker 11 (10:41):
I was fighting for my life?
Speaker 5 (10:43):
Okay, a mouse.
Speaker 6 (10:48):
There's another person in the building who brings a tiny
little French bulldog in, and Diamond has the same sort
of reaction to Taz. You know these dogs aren't gonna
kill you. The only thing I'm saying is when you
continuously scared ship out of Scottie and you have, as
a human, jumped out of a box before.
Speaker 11 (11:04):
The same no, because of the simple back that I
scare him and I keep it pushing he the dog
jumped out of the.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
Box, You stop it. The dog jumped out of.
Speaker 11 (11:15):
The box and was like quickly approaching me.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Okay, and I'm like harmless.
Speaker 11 (11:20):
He is such a little teddy hair big to me,
it's just hair.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
I'm happy for him, but.
Speaker 11 (11:29):
I just don't like I don't like the idea of
a dog like reaching up at me and being like
above my hip or something. It freaks me out.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
I just feel like you're alone.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
There are a lot of people are definitely afraid of
cats too.
Speaker 11 (11:41):
I'm petrified as well.
Speaker 10 (11:42):
I don't do them.
Speaker 11 (11:43):
I don't even like looking at cats on TV. Really
bad experience with the cat. So my babysitter's cat just
decided one day like it was just gonna at me.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
And I've just never been the same.
Speaker 11 (11:57):
I can't do it, sorry.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I can't. Can't be frightening, And that's what sticks in
your head that we're done.
Speaker 7 (12:04):
I was there when my sister got attacked by a
huge dog and like I had to shove my arm
in its mouth, and I was writing it around the
house and she has marks and there was a lot
of blood and it was very, very scary and she's petrified.
So I that's why when you reacted that way, it
brought back these memories and I totally get where you
(12:25):
were coming here.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Danielist off at Scotty.
Speaker 11 (12:27):
Was that because he was laughing instead of like, you know,
I'm freaked out, just grab the.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
Dog, but I'm a hold on.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
In all fairness, you guys laugh your ass off every
time you scare Scotty.
Speaker 6 (12:39):
Different if Scotty is scared of a human murdering him
and she's popping out a box and he does not
know who is there and what's happening, it's like the
same thing.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
You can't people and then write the rules on how
they get you back.
Speaker 11 (12:51):
Yeah, I can, it's my life.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
No, you can't just like he the dog, just like leap.
Speaker 11 (13:01):
When I say leap, that thing.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Was I saw, I saw your thought you wanted to play.
Speaker 11 (13:09):
And I didn't do.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
Dogs.
Speaker 9 (13:13):
Dogs know when people don't like them and they are
attracted to them.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
It's It's true.
Speaker 9 (13:17):
Like when people come to our house that I know
don't like dogs, he goes right to them, and the
people that like dogs he leaves alone. I think dogs
know that they have that intuition they want.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
To win them over.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Is that it when people over? Is that it makes it?
I think it makes them curious. It makes them curious. Well,
what's going on over here?
Speaker 9 (13:35):
Nate?
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Why are you still stand offish? The dog's not even
in here anymore. You have no reason to need you know,
you're right.
Speaker 10 (13:39):
There's this thing where dogs look for eye contact, and
eye contact is in essence kind of approval. And if
you don't like dogs or are allergic like me, you
tend to not look at the dog because you think
looking at the dog, the dog is going to come
to you. Well, it works in reverse if you don't
give that dog the attention it wants. It wants the
attention at approval, so it will come closer to.
Speaker 6 (13:58):
Maybe that's a bad vibe, and it's like, why are
you in my house? I'm gonna come check you out.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
What would it take for you to give Sawyer a hug?
Speaker 11 (14:04):
No?
Speaker 5 (14:05):
Absolutely not. That's a hard no for me. He's no.
He cute dog, your swimming. You can get over your
dog fear with you.
Speaker 11 (14:14):
It's not really the same. I just I don't know.
So this is the thing. If Scott would have held Sawyer,
I don't have an issue with like being around a dog.
It was just the way that it happened.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
But to scare you, yeah, and that is why, because
you scare him all the time.
Speaker 11 (14:30):
He's not a person after this?
Speaker 6 (14:33):
Are you going to continue to scare Scotty?
Speaker 11 (14:36):
I don't know, because the thing about it is that
I said after the computer thing that I would never
do it again, and I keep doing it.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
You Scotty, Scotty, Scotty, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Scotty, Scotty, it's not always about you.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Never Mark you got it? Okay, let us know, let
we're done.
Speaker 11 (15:08):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
That was that progress.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
That's progress, right, there progress, all right, there we go, Sawyer.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
We loved having you here today.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
I'll take him home if you need.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
All right, let's get out of here. Are we done?
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