December 5, 2023 • 13 mins
If you live with your significant other how do you designate chores? Producer Sam assigns chores to her husband so they can each take care of things around the house.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
To what would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Fine Elvis.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
A fifteen morning show.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
It is the fifteen minute morning show podcast. We've got
lots to cover. Let's go. We've got oh, Scottie b
in the serial Killer podcast room, I've got Scary, and
there's Gandhi, and there's Straight In eight, who is a
little still giddy. We'll explain that in a second. Here's
Danielle and here's Garrett and I do believe we have
a special guest today, Producer Sam is coming into the podcast.
(00:36):
I don't see her on a camera.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I'm logging in. I'm logging in.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Okay, let's start with you Straight In eight. Okay, yesterday,
at this time, we had Kyle Creek, you know, the Captain.
He was on with us for the podcast. He was awesome,
just a super cool guy. Gandhi, thank you for bringing
him on the podcast. That was a great gift for us.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
I'm so glad you guys like him as much as
I do. I think he's awesome.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Well, we like him a lot. Nate's in love with him.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Yeah, man, I saw it as it was happening. I
was like, this is a moment, this is going to
turn into something.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
No, hold on.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Second, This is a very interesting thing for us to
sort of investigate. When you have kind of a crush
but not in a sexual way on someone of the
same sex or of the opposite sex. You really want
to be their friend, but you're you know, you're going
to come home too strong, and how do you break
through that wall and figure it out? So Gandhi helped
(01:27):
be she was a wing woman. She helped you a
little bit.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Yeah, matchmaker, I got you, Nate, no problem.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
I mean is a guy.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
And we've talked about this before, and I know this
sounds trite, but it's like, it's hard to make friends
as a guy, especially as you get older.
Speaker 6 (01:38):
Ye.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yeah, you know, you have your.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Group of friends that you've had for years and that's it.
And like if you find someone that you think you
can connect with, because like it or not, there's people
out there that we realize are perfect matches for us platonically,
but we just don't know it. And then you find
that person, you're like, I'd really like to hang out
with this dude, I'd have a great How.
Speaker 7 (02:01):
Do you do that?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
That's the hard thing.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
It is hard across the board, except for women to women.
I think women make friends very easily. I mean, it
happens in the bathroom of bars all the time, like,
oh my god, you're still pretty. No, you're still pretty.
Let's be friends, and here you go. I think if
if women and men want to be friends when they're adults,
I think that can get kind of sticky too, because
you just want to be friends, but maybe one person
thinks the other one's trying to do something I don't
know right, and you don't.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Want to try too hard. For instance, Alex and I
have these new friends and it seems like when I
text them, they seem to be a little standoffish. But
that may be their texting style. I don't know. So
we both agreed we're going to back off and see
where it goes, because you know, you got to be careful.
You can't you can't peddle the metal too much with
these people.
Speaker 7 (02:42):
You know, really is you know, I.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Was talking to a friend about this who's back in
the dating world.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
This sucks, this is hard, and like, you know, you
kind of have to do this friend.
Speaker 7 (02:54):
Who's this friend scutty?
Speaker 5 (02:56):
I didn't mention any names. You kind of have to
do this dance, whether it's it's it's a guy.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Friend or if it's a girlfriend, and.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
You kind of have to do that dance. You can't
come on too strong, you know. I mean unless alcohol
is involved and you're like, hey, let's do shots, and
then you instantly could become somebody's friend. But if you're
just meeting them on the street or outside of studio,
good luck.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
It's tough. It's a tough dance because you want to
be yourself too, and if who you are is somebody
who comes on strong, then you should not hide that.
But at the same time, it might really drive people away,
So right, you gotta be.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Careful, just like in a romantic relationship. Okay, then reverse roles.
What if you meet someone at a party or at work, whatever,
and then they seem to really be pushing you to
go out, have drinks, be friends, and you just aren't
feeling it. You're like, yeah, I have a lot of people.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Meets me at this point and wants to be my friend.
I'm like, red flag, there's something wrong.
Speaker 6 (03:53):
You.
Speaker 8 (03:56):
Three people that are in my texts these one kid
I met at a promotion a few weeks a few
years ago, and he continues to text me, Hey, let's
hang out, let's have drinks.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Hey, after jingle ball, what are you guys doing?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
You gave him your number?
Speaker 8 (04:10):
Yeah, yeah at the time, and I just I don't
have the bandwidth and I don't have the room in
my life for my car friends.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
So I mean, so I'm trying to still balance that.
And I always said it as I.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Got if they had something to offer that was exciting,
you would probably hop to it.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yeah you think so.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
I think you would for sure.
Speaker 9 (04:31):
I think if you could relate to this friend, you
would hang out more and text more.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Guy's like ten years younger than me.
Speaker 9 (04:37):
But that's what I'm saying, Like, if you had something
like a baseline of something to relate to that person with,
you would Like I have a friend Joe that I
just like kind of met about two years ago. Every
time he text me, I got a smile on my face.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
See there you go. But scary, what if this guy
who's befriending you are attempting to was like a popular
food blogger influencer.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Well, you know, then would you.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Find room in your in your bed if you can.
Speaker 8 (05:04):
Get me the hot reservation you know at a great restaurant? No,
I know, but like you have to have more to it.
It needs to be substance to a friendship that is
substance to be a user though.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
As guys, does it matter, like say you're a swing
and single, does it matter how hot the other guy is? Like,
if you meet a guy and he's really good looking,
do you want to be friends with him more or less?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Personality? Personality? I mean, I'm instantly kind of drawn to looks.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
I'll be honest, but then it because you're so hot
kind of. But then like they have to say something
and then you have you know, like yesterday he just
god his vibe.
Speaker 10 (05:43):
You really think the first thing though, that attracted you
to him was his beard?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Well, yeah, because.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
You're so jealous, buddy.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yeah, here's the thing.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
If you are a guy that works out or you
have great facial hair, you never.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Get compliments from women.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
You get them from guys that want to look like you. Right,
that's think about it.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
No woman ever compliments the guy's mustache, But guys compliment
mustaches all the time.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
I do, but I try to be careful because I
don't want people to think I'm hitting on them.
Speaker 7 (06:13):
Well that's your great beard.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
You lead people on, Yes, that's it.
Speaker 7 (06:18):
I remember yesterday Kyle.
Speaker 9 (06:19):
Kyle came in and was like, oh, I was gonna
wear my stents in if I knew like my cowboy hat,
and it's like, oh.
Speaker 7 (06:24):
You should have worn it. You would have looked great.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Knew a stets in. I mean, like, I don't know
if people probably think that's.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
A can I touch.
Speaker 8 (06:34):
As a general rule, I don't think single guys want
to be friends with guys hotter than them because then
they get the women all the time.
Speaker 10 (06:41):
No, I don't think so, because you know why, you
you get like slopped, even if it's slopping. Second, if
someone comes over to him and he doesn't want it,
sometimes it passes it over to the uglier.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Like overflow you didn't watch.
Speaker 7 (06:55):
Yeah, it is.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Effectious for Kylie.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Is scary the turtle of our morning show.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Terrible.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Well, okay, we'll keep an eye on this budding relationship.
And and Gandhi, thank you for helping be the what
do you call it a hinge on this on this
always moving fluid relationshippy to do it.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Thank you, You're.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Welcome, Nate.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Hey, So, Nate also said we have to bring in
producer Sam Well.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Speaking of relationships. Sam brought something up on the show
yesterday that's scary and I exchanged a glance on when
suspicious Sam talked about quote unquote signing duties around the house.
So do you do you assign your self duties?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Or is this you are saying?
Speaker 6 (07:48):
And if you guys were listening, you would have literally
heard me say that in the same sentence.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I heard that, See Sam, I didn't. My takeaway was
not the same as theirs. I just thought, Hey, and
when you have roommates or a relationship in the same
dwelling you you each sometimes have things you do.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
You know, let's can I explain this a little bit
only because there are other people much like Scary and
Nate who heard one word and.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Then turned off.
Speaker 7 (08:10):
Man, am I right?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Got me crazy?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Yeah, it's not me giving him assignments.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
We each have assignments because it's easier when one person
has a lane.
Speaker 11 (08:20):
Maybe if you said responsibility then people wouldn't be like.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Oh, I don't care if people are that triggered, who.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Was doing the assigning? I mean, you have it like
I imagine.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
She just explained it to you.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
But does William do.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
The assigning or do you have a big poster board
you put little gold stars.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
When he does live in six hundred square feet, there's
no room for a poster board. But we just figure
what your strengths are.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Kind of thing.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
So he makes the bed. I get out of bed first,
he's still in the bed. I can't make the bed.
I cleaned the bathroom and the kitchen. He takes Savannah
to the vet because his schedule.
Speaker 8 (08:51):
Now what happens to him if he doesn't do his assignments?
Speaker 7 (08:56):
What do you think?
Speaker 3 (08:57):
What do you think I shocked him on the radio.
I don't know two days ago.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
I just know. I know some I can't even mention names.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
I know some people in relationships.
Speaker 8 (09:08):
Where if the guy does something wrong, he gets his
nose rubbed in it.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
You know, it's like you shit on the floor, You're
now I'm gonna rub your nose in.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
It, you know, like like or they can hanging out
with or or if he if he's disobedient to her,
She screamed.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
She screams all three of his names out in public.
Speaker 7 (09:26):
Maybe it's time for new friends. Scary, No, but.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Like I'm like, oh my god, I would never scary.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Okay, okay, okay, hold on Okay, reeal this back. Let's
let's go back to one of the assignments as you
call them. Uh is he will is Since he sleeps later,
he makes the bed right, right? So what happens if
you come home and the bed's unmade? What where does
that go from there? Hey?
Speaker 6 (09:50):
Usually it's ignored, unless it's like a bunch of days
in a row and then be like, dude, make the bed.
I'm like, okay, sorry, And that's as dramatic as it gets.
I don't think I need to use all three names.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
But it's just like it works for roommates. This isn't
just even a relationship thing.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
If you guys, can't, you know, figure out whose turn
it is when, because neither person should be responsible for
the entirety of a household, then you each have a lane.
Speaker 8 (10:15):
Okay, thanks for clarifying, because I took something away from
that that was completely difficult.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
When I saw that, I could see I can see
the two of you, you and Nate, and.
Speaker 8 (10:23):
Looking what, I'm sorry five hours married to Sam scary.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
We wouldn't get to our one.
Speaker 7 (10:31):
I wouldn't even get to the altar like I mean.
Speaker 10 (10:36):
Sam wants to marry you. I do I do have
a question, Sam, if he doesn't do Like in my
sister's house, her husband is supposed to be the one
that washes the dishes a lot of the times because
she cooks and whatever. She will let the dishes pile
up in the sink because he and she goes. I'm
not doing it. It's his responsibility. I'm not doing it.
(10:57):
And she would just let them sit there for days.
Speaker 6 (10:59):
I mean, to spite my face, I might be like
washing dishes huffing, but I can't live in that.
Speaker 10 (11:07):
I can't wouldn't be able to do it. She can
do it, I wouldn't.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
You know.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
What I will do a standoff for is clean clothes.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
Like he'll wash his clothes and then bring it up
to the apartment and sometimes it'll sit in the living
room for like a week and a half, and I
will just move the clothes closer and closer to like
the couch, put it right in.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Front of the television.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
That like, that's like my little annoying, passive aggressive, like, Oh,
here's our new roommate. His name is clean Clothes. He
moved in about a week and a half ago. Where
should we put him? That's that's the thing. I will
leave because it's not dirty, but dishes't.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Brandon says, the scariest thing I say is it's all good.
I'm just gonna do it myself, he says. Whenever you
say that, I'm like, shit, shit, shit.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
I gotta do it exactly and it works, it does
effective as hell.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Just do what you want to the fact that, as
an example, said that a spouse would shoot.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
On the floor, then the nose in it on the floor,
you know, I nose it.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
I think a relationship should be given take.
Speaker 8 (12:13):
I think there should be there's got to be sacrifice,
and there's got to be you know, you know, you
got to meet in the middle.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
And I get all that. I understand that. It's it's
just when you know scary.
Speaker 6 (12:24):
You only get it in theory though you never put
it into practice, so.
Speaker 7 (12:29):
That you give the person who cleaned your house assignments.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Oh you, I'm paying them. That's that.
Speaker 8 (12:42):
I just didn't know if there's a point. You guys
had like a reward system going. You guys had like
some kind of a chart when you guys were dating. No,
I must have.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
One, scary.
Speaker 6 (12:54):
I would love to meet the version of myself that
is in scary's head.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
She sounds.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Tirants tyrant.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
I said something.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Else well with that said, I think we've had a
nice round here at the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast
like that, I'm gonna go shit in the corner.
Speaker 7 (13:11):
Alex is gonna rub your nose in it, and I
was just gonna rub.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
My nose in it because we're really into that scat thing.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Pleasure. Guys, your microphone is on.
Speaker 11 (13:20):
Oh I forgot what are they talking about? Okay, just
a little back real quick backstory. So, Elvis, you just
texted me and asked me if there's any work to
do after the show.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Yes.
Speaker 11 (13:30):
So I texted Andrew and said, hey, is there anything
to do after the show? And he literally just sent it.
So I showed him the text from you at nine
forty four and it just came through. He's like, why
are you throwing me under the bus?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Like I didn't throw you under the bus.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
I was just asking, Okay, it's no big deal. Let's
all call him down.
Speaker 7 (13:44):
That's old rub his nose in it.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Oh my god, someone is sitting on the floor. I
gotta get out of here.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
The Fifteen Minute Morning Show
To what would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Fine Elvis.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
A fifteen morning show.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
It is the fifteen minute morning show podcast. We've got
lots to cover. Let's go. We've got oh, Scottie b
in the serial Killer podcast room, I've got Scary, and
there's Gandhi, and there's Straight In eight, who is a
little still giddy. We'll explain that in a second. Here's
Danielle and here's Garrett and I do believe we have
a special guest today, Producer Sam is coming into the podcast.
(00:36):
I don't see her on a camera.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I'm logging in. I'm logging in.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Okay, let's start with you Straight In eight. Okay, yesterday,
at this time, we had Kyle Creek, you know, the Captain.
He was on with us for the podcast. He was awesome,
just a super cool guy. Gandhi, thank you for bringing
him on the podcast. That was a great gift for us.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
I'm so glad you guys like him as much as
I do. I think he's awesome.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Well, we like him a lot. Nate's in love with him.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Yeah, man, I saw it as it was happening. I
was like, this is a moment, this is going to
turn into something.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
No, hold on.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Second, This is a very interesting thing for us to
sort of investigate. When you have kind of a crush
but not in a sexual way on someone of the
same sex or of the opposite sex. You really want
to be their friend, but you're you know, you're going
to come home too strong, and how do you break
through that wall and figure it out? So Gandhi helped
(01:27):
be she was a wing woman. She helped you a
little bit.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Yeah, matchmaker, I got you, Nate, no problem.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
I mean is a guy.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
And we've talked about this before, and I know this
sounds trite, but it's like, it's hard to make friends
as a guy, especially as you get older.
Speaker 6 (01:38):
Ye.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yeah, you know, you have your.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Group of friends that you've had for years and that's it.
And like if you find someone that you think you
can connect with, because like it or not, there's people
out there that we realize are perfect matches for us platonically,
but we just don't know it. And then you find
that person, you're like, I'd really like to hang out
with this dude, I'd have a great How.
Speaker 7 (02:01):
Do you do that?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
That's the hard thing.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
It is hard across the board, except for women to women.
I think women make friends very easily. I mean, it
happens in the bathroom of bars all the time, like,
oh my god, you're still pretty. No, you're still pretty.
Let's be friends, and here you go. I think if
if women and men want to be friends when they're adults,
I think that can get kind of sticky too, because
you just want to be friends, but maybe one person
thinks the other one's trying to do something I don't
know right, and you don't.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Want to try too hard. For instance, Alex and I
have these new friends and it seems like when I
text them, they seem to be a little standoffish. But
that may be their texting style. I don't know. So
we both agreed we're going to back off and see
where it goes, because you know, you got to be careful.
You can't you can't peddle the metal too much with
these people.
Speaker 7 (02:42):
You know, really is you know, I.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Was talking to a friend about this who's back in
the dating world.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
This sucks, this is hard, and like, you know, you
kind of have to do this friend.
Speaker 7 (02:54):
Who's this friend scutty?
Speaker 5 (02:56):
I didn't mention any names. You kind of have to
do this dance, whether it's it's it's a guy.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Friend or if it's a girlfriend, and.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
You kind of have to do that dance. You can't
come on too strong, you know. I mean unless alcohol
is involved and you're like, hey, let's do shots, and
then you instantly could become somebody's friend. But if you're
just meeting them on the street or outside of studio,
good luck.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
It's tough. It's a tough dance because you want to
be yourself too, and if who you are is somebody
who comes on strong, then you should not hide that.
But at the same time, it might really drive people away,
So right, you gotta be.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Careful, just like in a romantic relationship. Okay, then reverse roles.
What if you meet someone at a party or at work, whatever,
and then they seem to really be pushing you to
go out, have drinks, be friends, and you just aren't
feeling it. You're like, yeah, I have a lot of people.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Meets me at this point and wants to be my friend.
I'm like, red flag, there's something wrong.
Speaker 6 (03:53):
You.
Speaker 8 (03:56):
Three people that are in my texts these one kid
I met at a promotion a few weeks a few
years ago, and he continues to text me, Hey, let's
hang out, let's have drinks.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Hey, after jingle ball, what are you guys doing?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
You gave him your number?
Speaker 8 (04:10):
Yeah, yeah at the time, and I just I don't
have the bandwidth and I don't have the room in
my life for my car friends.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
So I mean, so I'm trying to still balance that.
And I always said it as I.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Got if they had something to offer that was exciting,
you would probably hop to it.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yeah you think so.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
I think you would for sure.
Speaker 9 (04:31):
I think if you could relate to this friend, you
would hang out more and text more.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Guy's like ten years younger than me.
Speaker 9 (04:37):
But that's what I'm saying, Like, if you had something
like a baseline of something to relate to that person with,
you would Like I have a friend Joe that I
just like kind of met about two years ago. Every
time he text me, I got a smile on my face.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
See there you go. But scary, what if this guy
who's befriending you are attempting to was like a popular
food blogger influencer.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Well, you know, then would you.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Find room in your in your bed if you can.
Speaker 8 (05:04):
Get me the hot reservation you know at a great restaurant? No,
I know, but like you have to have more to it.
It needs to be substance to a friendship that is
substance to be a user though.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
As guys, does it matter, like say you're a swing
and single, does it matter how hot the other guy is? Like,
if you meet a guy and he's really good looking,
do you want to be friends with him more or less?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Personality? Personality? I mean, I'm instantly kind of drawn to looks.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
I'll be honest, but then it because you're so hot
kind of. But then like they have to say something
and then you have you know, like yesterday he just
god his vibe.
Speaker 10 (05:43):
You really think the first thing though, that attracted you
to him was his beard?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Well, yeah, because.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
You're so jealous, buddy.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yeah, here's the thing.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
If you are a guy that works out or you
have great facial hair, you never.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Get compliments from women.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
You get them from guys that want to look like you. Right,
that's think about it.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
No woman ever compliments the guy's mustache, But guys compliment
mustaches all the time.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
I do, but I try to be careful because I
don't want people to think I'm hitting on them.
Speaker 7 (06:13):
Well that's your great beard.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
You lead people on, Yes, that's it.
Speaker 7 (06:18):
I remember yesterday Kyle.
Speaker 9 (06:19):
Kyle came in and was like, oh, I was gonna
wear my stents in if I knew like my cowboy hat,
and it's like, oh.
Speaker 7 (06:24):
You should have worn it. You would have looked great.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Knew a stets in. I mean, like, I don't know
if people probably think that's.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
A can I touch.
Speaker 8 (06:34):
As a general rule, I don't think single guys want
to be friends with guys hotter than them because then
they get the women all the time.
Speaker 10 (06:41):
No, I don't think so, because you know why, you
you get like slopped, even if it's slopping. Second, if
someone comes over to him and he doesn't want it,
sometimes it passes it over to the uglier.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Like overflow you didn't watch.
Speaker 7 (06:55):
Yeah, it is.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Effectious for Kylie.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Is scary the turtle of our morning show.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Terrible.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Well, okay, we'll keep an eye on this budding relationship.
And and Gandhi, thank you for helping be the what
do you call it a hinge on this on this
always moving fluid relationshippy to do it.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Thank you, You're.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Welcome, Nate.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Hey, So, Nate also said we have to bring in
producer Sam Well.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Speaking of relationships. Sam brought something up on the show
yesterday that's scary and I exchanged a glance on when
suspicious Sam talked about quote unquote signing duties around the house.
So do you do you assign your self duties?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Or is this you are saying?
Speaker 6 (07:48):
And if you guys were listening, you would have literally
heard me say that in the same sentence.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I heard that, See Sam, I didn't. My takeaway was
not the same as theirs. I just thought, Hey, and
when you have roommates or a relationship in the same
dwelling you you each sometimes have things you do.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
You know, let's can I explain this a little bit
only because there are other people much like Scary and
Nate who heard one word and.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Then turned off.
Speaker 7 (08:10):
Man, am I right?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Got me crazy?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Yeah, it's not me giving him assignments.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
We each have assignments because it's easier when one person
has a lane.
Speaker 11 (08:20):
Maybe if you said responsibility then people wouldn't be like.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Oh, I don't care if people are that triggered, who.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Was doing the assigning? I mean, you have it like
I imagine.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
She just explained it to you.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
But does William do.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
The assigning or do you have a big poster board
you put little gold stars.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
When he does live in six hundred square feet, there's
no room for a poster board. But we just figure
what your strengths are.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Kind of thing.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
So he makes the bed. I get out of bed first,
he's still in the bed. I can't make the bed.
I cleaned the bathroom and the kitchen. He takes Savannah
to the vet because his schedule.
Speaker 8 (08:51):
Now what happens to him if he doesn't do his assignments?
Speaker 7 (08:56):
What do you think?
Speaker 3 (08:57):
What do you think I shocked him on the radio.
I don't know two days ago.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
I just know. I know some I can't even mention names.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
I know some people in relationships.
Speaker 8 (09:08):
Where if the guy does something wrong, he gets his
nose rubbed in it.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
You know, it's like you shit on the floor, You're
now I'm gonna rub your nose in.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
It, you know, like like or they can hanging out
with or or if he if he's disobedient to her,
She screamed.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
She screams all three of his names out in public.
Speaker 7 (09:26):
Maybe it's time for new friends. Scary, No, but.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Like I'm like, oh my god, I would never scary.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Okay, okay, okay, hold on Okay, reeal this back. Let's
let's go back to one of the assignments as you
call them. Uh is he will is Since he sleeps later,
he makes the bed right, right? So what happens if
you come home and the bed's unmade? What where does
that go from there? Hey?
Speaker 6 (09:50):
Usually it's ignored, unless it's like a bunch of days
in a row and then be like, dude, make the bed.
I'm like, okay, sorry, And that's as dramatic as it gets.
I don't think I need to use all three names.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
But it's just like it works for roommates. This isn't
just even a relationship thing.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
If you guys, can't, you know, figure out whose turn
it is when, because neither person should be responsible for
the entirety of a household, then you each have a lane.
Speaker 8 (10:15):
Okay, thanks for clarifying, because I took something away from
that that was completely difficult.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
When I saw that, I could see I can see
the two of you, you and Nate, and.
Speaker 8 (10:23):
Looking what, I'm sorry five hours married to Sam scary.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
We wouldn't get to our one.
Speaker 7 (10:31):
I wouldn't even get to the altar like I mean.
Speaker 10 (10:36):
Sam wants to marry you. I do I do have
a question, Sam, if he doesn't do Like in my
sister's house, her husband is supposed to be the one
that washes the dishes a lot of the times because
she cooks and whatever. She will let the dishes pile
up in the sink because he and she goes. I'm
not doing it. It's his responsibility. I'm not doing it.
(10:57):
And she would just let them sit there for days.
Speaker 6 (10:59):
I mean, to spite my face, I might be like
washing dishes huffing, but I can't live in that.
Speaker 10 (11:07):
I can't wouldn't be able to do it. She can
do it, I wouldn't.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
You know.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
What I will do a standoff for is clean clothes.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
Like he'll wash his clothes and then bring it up
to the apartment and sometimes it'll sit in the living
room for like a week and a half, and I
will just move the clothes closer and closer to like
the couch, put it right in.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Front of the television.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
That like, that's like my little annoying, passive aggressive, like, Oh,
here's our new roommate. His name is clean Clothes. He
moved in about a week and a half ago. Where
should we put him? That's that's the thing. I will
leave because it's not dirty, but dishes't.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Brandon says, the scariest thing I say is it's all good.
I'm just gonna do it myself, he says. Whenever you
say that, I'm like, shit, shit, shit.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
I gotta do it exactly and it works, it does
effective as hell.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Just do what you want to the fact that, as
an example, said that a spouse would shoot.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
On the floor, then the nose in it on the floor,
you know, I nose it.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
I think a relationship should be given take.
Speaker 8 (12:13):
I think there should be there's got to be sacrifice,
and there's got to be you know, you know, you
got to meet in the middle.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
And I get all that. I understand that. It's it's
just when you know scary.
Speaker 6 (12:24):
You only get it in theory though you never put
it into practice, so.
Speaker 7 (12:29):
That you give the person who cleaned your house assignments.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Oh you, I'm paying them. That's that.
Speaker 8 (12:42):
I just didn't know if there's a point. You guys
had like a reward system going. You guys had like
some kind of a chart when you guys were dating. No,
I must have.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
One, scary.
Speaker 6 (12:54):
I would love to meet the version of myself that
is in scary's head.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
She sounds.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Tirants tyrant.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
I said something.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Else well with that said, I think we've had a
nice round here at the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast
like that, I'm gonna go shit in the corner.
Speaker 7 (13:11):
Alex is gonna rub your nose in it, and I
was just gonna rub.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
My nose in it because we're really into that scat thing.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Pleasure. Guys, your microphone is on.
Speaker 11 (13:20):
Oh I forgot what are they talking about? Okay, just
a little back real quick backstory. So, Elvis, you just
texted me and asked me if there's any work to
do after the show.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Yes.
Speaker 11 (13:30):
So I texted Andrew and said, hey, is there anything
to do after the show? And he literally just sent it.
So I showed him the text from you at nine
forty four and it just came through. He's like, why
are you throwing me under the bus?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Like I didn't throw you under the bus.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
I was just asking, Okay, it's no big deal. Let's
all call him down.
Speaker 7 (13:44):
That's old rub his nose in it.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Oh my god, someone is sitting on the floor. I
gotta get out of here.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
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