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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast? Fine,
say Elvis fifty fifteen minute morning show. Let's do it
to fifteen minute morning show podcast. I don't know what
we call it that. It's fifteen minutes on the title.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
We still can't can't co off the half assed podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
We can call it that, Call it whatever you want.
It's the half ass Podcast. Here we go, and there's Danielle,
there's Gandhi, There's Nate who thinks he's God's gift to
the world. There's Garrett, and there's Scary. Does see Danielle,
Danielle Scotty Bee, and we.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Got Scary who thinks you at nighttime?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
He looks thirty now Fridays? All right? Sorry, Friday nights.
Friday night, Yeah, he says all of his friends. Hey,
you're looking great on Fridays. Yeah, you're telling me.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
You girls, when you guys get all done up and
made up and stuff, you don't feel or look younger
in your head.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
I definitely feel like I look better. Sometimes I don't
because I feel like I have too much makeup on it.
You put too much on us. But I definitely feel
more confident. But I wouldn't say I feel like I
look younger, like I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I think sometimes the makeup actually makes you look older. Yeah,
because when you have just like a fresh face and
there's nothing on there, it doesn't settle into.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
That's my favorite.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
But when you yeah, if you put a lot of
makeup on, but sometimes you know, into those lives.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I wear makeup for.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Oh here, cameras, cameras.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Okay, outside of our aquarium.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
What do you wear a makeup or guys, your husband
or other.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Because my husband would rather have probably face like a
little bit of misscaron a lip thing.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Well, you know what you and Gandhi though, To be honest,
you and Gandhi have very beautiful facial features and you've
got great skin. So you know why why you choose
extra makeup If it's just for cameras and lighting, I
get it.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
But yeah, it's mostly four for cameras and light an event.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yeah, let's get let's get right of cameras.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Ships that I've been in. You as a woman get
dressed up for other women?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Is that true? I don't really, I don't know. No,
I looking to you, it really says a lot about
who you've been with. I guess I feel like if.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I'm getting dressed up, it's because there's an event or
there's going to be a camera on a picture. And
as much as I'm okay with like a fresh face
and no makeup, the camera does not agree with me
on that. So I would like to be a little
bit more dramatic for those reasons.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
If you want to tell Gandhi and I, oh, the
dress code is sweatpants and sweat we would be like, yes,
let's go.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
That is our adhere to that rule. Hey, well, tonight,
Danielle are going to be in the audience while we
watch our friend Gandhi walk on.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Color. I'm planning on hooting and hiding.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Danielle, you hoot, I'll holler okay. So Gandhi is this
is a great organization and uh, I can't wait to
see you in the fashion show tonight. Talk about what
you're doing and.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Who is for I'm so excited to be part of
the New York City cap Walk and that c ap
cap Walk, which is a foundation started by Natasha Burma
on Fox Live for people who are having hair struggle,
lost their hair, kids with cancer, grown women with cancer,
to give them caps that have hair on them that
you can just pop on and off, and it really
(03:08):
makes such a huge difference in your life because, as
I know and a lot of people know, losing your
hair is kind of devastating when you're not ready for it.
And the wigs that they have and the pieces they have,
they're so hot and they're so intensive to put on.
But these caps you can just kind of like pop
it on, leave the house and have a good day.
So that is what this is for.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Are they gonna have them on the run on the
bad That's so cool.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I'm walking the wrong way with a cancer survivor who's
wearing her hat.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
It's gonna be It's gonna be a meaningful, meaningful night
tonight and we cannot wait to be there to hoot
and houler.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
I'll wear makeup for the sweatpants.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I was told sweatpants.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
No, no, no tonight. Damn Well, okay, we weren't told.
It's cocktail attire.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
I feel like cocktail is so many things nowadays, because
you could do a fun like sparkly top for a
woman with a jacket and a nice pair of pants,
and that's get away with cocktail.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
What's cocktail for guys?
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Used to be a suit?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
No time no time.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Now, I think it's less than that, right, elvis, I
think you can get away with like a cool jacket
doesn't have I'm gonna wear.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
I'm gonna wear a fun jacket tonight. I'm not gonna
wear a suit jacket. So you can do dark jeans
and a sports yet yeah, fun fested shirt underneath.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Right.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
You know I may have something leathery or swedy on
because we're transitioning into swayed and leather seasons. Pets my
leather pants.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I know that you guys had said, hey at some
point to be super fun. It's in the front road
a fashion show, so they might have you guys in
the front.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Oh my god. We have to learn good day. I've
never I've never sat on well, no, the only time
we sat front road and fashion show was that two
exist men's underwear show. Yeah wow, and I got in trouble.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Do you have to practice still.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
How to sit like in the front road because everybody
sees you.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Where do you put your.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Hands like I'm gonna man spread?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I do baby, give everyone a show? Can I ask
what you guys got for the underwear runway show?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Because we were drinking and we kept grabbing them.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Wait wait, wait, grabbing your own or grabbing.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Others two hands. No, we did not, we didn't grab
It was a joke. I was kidding. Okay, can't prove anything.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Can you feel free to Gray.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I'm gonna grab you. It's so weird to see that
culture of fashion shows and runways and models, and it's
it's it's a whole o the world. I mean every
year we have, you know, fashion week here in New York,
and in Milan they have it, and in Paris, around
the world, and it's just it seems so intense. I mean,
if you travel to Milan or Paris and you want
(05:43):
to go to these fashion shows, you have to send
your clothing ahead because you have so many outfit changes.
You can't be seen the same thing twice. It's heavy.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Oh the Kardashians. When you watch the Kardashians get prepared
for one of these things, it takes them months of fittings,
and one like one stylist or one like designer is
going to be the designer that you wear for the
whole entire week. So you go to there and then
they fit you and you have certain looks and you know,
nothing can look Oh my gosh, it's insane. It's insane
(06:13):
my fitting the target.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yeah, all right, very easy. They said, we think you're
gonna like this. I tried and honest said, you're right,
thank you. Yeah, perfect.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
We love the convenience of that. So scary, Garrett, Yes,
what's going on in your world over there? You're just
so quiet, Garrett, You're the most quiet.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
All right, Well, no, I was I was going to say,
those fashion shows, outside of what Gandhi's doing today, it
feels like it doesn't really make sense for normal people.
Like when do you see those dresses? They're never going
to be a Target or Old Navy or on Amazon.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
You know.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
I just feel like it's one of those things that
normal people can never really achieve, Like why, you're very right,
you know.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Sometimes you wouldn't even wear it, like you look at
it coming down the runway, exactly who is where on that?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Well, for instance, they had a fashion show on him Paris.
I was watching one of the episodes last night, all
the guys who are wearing suits, but they had big
old fake dicks episode, the Penis episode. Yes, that was
that was a that was a fashion statement. Well, the
thing is a lot of times you see these crazy
wacky fashions on the Runway. But what they do is
(07:17):
they take their collection and they they kind of screw
it up a little just for that Runway show. They'll
add like an aquarium with fish, and that's you know,
they don't mean for that to be the main thing.
You gotta have to look below some of the add
ons on these runway shows to see what they're all about.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
There's also a certain element of like the structural integrity
of these things, like, wow, you made that and it's
a dress, but like Elvis just said, maybe it's an aquarium,
but somebody can wear it. I think that that's part
of it.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Well, they have competitions where people make dresses out of
duct tape for high school proms and stuff like that,
and they look really nice and they're wearable.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Project Runway the Unconventional challenge that was always my favorite.
It was so good.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yea, what do they do?
Speaker 2 (07:54):
They would just give you like a random room, so
it will be like an example of a room at
Chuck E Cheese. You have, you know, the gopher thing
where you're hitting it, and a ball pit and all
kinds of stuff and you have to grab whatever materials
from that room you can to make a dress out
of it.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
And it was.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Yeah, because I saw a competition once where they had
to like take the curtains off off the windows. If
it wasn't that a hotel. Okay, well here we go.
What we went from talking about, you know, fashion shows
into talking about people who blow loads on curtains and hotels.
That's what we just did. Is just in case you're wondering,
(08:35):
Am I right? Am I right? That's where Scotti took it. Really,
Scott your turn.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Gone with the wind in a different way, right when
she took those curtains and made a dress.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
My favorite line is I saw it in the window
and couldn't resist. That's right, Carol Burnette, right exactly, look
at you all the time. So what else? Guess? All right, well, bye.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Bye everybody? Bye. How long was the long?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Nine minutes? It's longer than song the fifteen minute Morning
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