November 7, 2023 • 13 mins
A listener texted the show telling us that she wants to commit to her BF but this one BIG thing is holding her back, plus we got Dip N Dots!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Fine Elvis Present.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Shows, I'm rolling dish that we started.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Damn, I guess we're gonna start.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
I thought we were waiting on Andrew.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Andrew. Is he even here?
Speaker 5 (00:23):
Yeah, he's here.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
He showed up. He's bringing in some dippin' dots.
Speaker 6 (00:27):
That Mike is dead?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
What is that?
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Mike dead?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
What did you do to Elvis? That's right, I let
him talk into that one good.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
That is not you. He's such a crusty old man.
Speaker 7 (00:39):
Why are you mad? Why are you mad at Andrew today?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I'm always mad at I had so many the plethora
of reasons.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
Podcast, what else?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Podcast storage and move.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Okay, so the garage thing's totally different.
Speaker 8 (00:50):
But in Andrew's defense, even though he doesn't get here
all the time at six am when the show starts,
he's here until like two and three o'clock, so doing
all kinds.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Of show, I'd be impressed.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Yeah, you're not. So he's like an hour late coming in.
It's not is he really late? He's like Josh.
Speaker 7 (01:08):
Josh doesn't come until later, but later the rest of us.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Yeah, I think you.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Get out and then come back here.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
We need you Andrew, I was trying to stay up
for you.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
But have we started yet or started?
Speaker 5 (01:20):
We're doing a podcast?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
What are you guys talking about? What's going on? We've
we started like five minutes ago.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
The hell out of that was?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
He was all, just that was? That was the podcast?
Speaker 9 (01:30):
Really talk about behind He showed me tickets for Jerry Seinfeld.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
I'm like, what are we doing right now? We're in
the middle of a conversation. You think we started started
with that relaxed.
Speaker 7 (01:39):
I'm so sorry, But that's that's how real everything is.
People want to see behind the.
Speaker 10 (01:45):
Coarse you know. I had a conversations today with another
morning show.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
They're like, how do you guys do it?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Damned if I know.
Speaker 10 (01:52):
So here's the Dipping Dots thanks to our intern, our
former intern, and go under smile and Stephen just put
him down? What are you pointing at?
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Just put him because people are giving him different hand directions.
Does smiling work for Dippin' Dots?
Speaker 5 (02:05):
He represents them, he does.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
He works with pr Yeah, Nate, I had him reach
out to you. He asked me. I wasn't sure.
Speaker 10 (02:11):
Yeah, So we've got a couple of different riders because
what Travis Kelsey or something is doing something.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Oh so it's Jason and Travis Kelsey have their own
favorite flavors.
Speaker 10 (02:22):
Oh, Dippin' dots.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
I've always been fascinated by dippin' dots.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
You know, it's the ice cream of the future.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Yeah, but where it's been the ice cream that you're
in the.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Future for twenty five years.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
How could something so so tiny like that have such
big flakes?
Speaker 5 (02:33):
How do they do it?
Speaker 8 (02:34):
But it was it was correct right because thirty years
ago it was the ice cream of the future, we're
in the future.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Now it's still I guess you're right here we are.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
But it hasn't left up. It hasn't left the theme parks.
Speaker 7 (02:44):
It is great though.
Speaker 11 (02:45):
I'm telling you, that's all my kids want when they're
when when the zoo, or you're in an amusement for
the movies. Oh yeah, they always want dippin' dots.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
You can get them in walls and stuff too. There's
kiosks all over the place.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
They numb my tongue really quickly, and they have a
lot of good sleeps.
Speaker 8 (02:59):
What you got there.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
My tongue sounds like a tongue twist.
Speaker 7 (03:02):
So I feel the cold from here, like from the bottom.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Opening, Andrew, take that out with your hand, the dry eyes,
just reach in and grab.
Speaker 11 (03:13):
Have you ever taken dry eyes and then poured water
over it and like made a whole smoke thing in
the front of your house.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
I love doing Halloween.
Speaker 10 (03:19):
So while he's doing this, he wanted to get into
the impressions.
Speaker 8 (03:23):
Oh okay, So yesterday I was talking to Night about
something and he did an impression of somebody on the show.
And it was so funny because I said, everyone on
the show has impressions of other people on the show.
And how they talking I don't.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Even remember, but it made me laugh. I just remember
being like, Nate, wait, do me now, and he was like,
I don't. I don't have any one of you.
Speaker 8 (03:44):
Here's the thing, either you're lying or I'm very sad
because I want I want to be impressionable. I want
people to have an impression of But you have one.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Scotty's gonna be supid. No no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
No no no, yeah no. I have to tell you something.
It's crazy that you say say that because years ago
and Andrew will attest to this. You know, do you
know that Josh Coast Boy Josh didn't talk to me
for like three years. Why because I asked Andrew to
do an impression of him and Josh get all pissed off.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Did you realize it?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
No, I had no idea.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
You just thought he was being quiet.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
What was the impression? Or is this going to send
us down a dark path?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
No?
Speaker 5 (04:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
You know, Josh, Josh was just very like you know
he guys, you know, kind of like that, And that's
what I wanted Andrew to do. And Josh got really
mad at me.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Three years he didn't talk to you.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
It was a good number of months at least.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Josh get him.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I don't know what flavors do we have?
Speaker 5 (04:38):
I which ones? Which ones? Jason and Travis's Andrew?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Wait, so now that now that the dippin dots are
in there, everyone doing their impression of scary go so good?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
So good?
Speaker 5 (04:56):
You got a toy the carcinogens.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Mike up?
Speaker 10 (05:01):
Can Andrew?
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Wait, Andrew? Because Andrew has the best impressions of everybody.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Very fair, That's what got me in trouble.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Andrew. Can you go around the room and do impressions
of everyone?
Speaker 9 (05:10):
Kay?
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Okay, you want to start with the easiest of Scotty.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yeah, okay, I'll start with Scotty.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Dick while you're doing that, you dick. Or then if
he's like talking to Elvis, it's hea.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
You need.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I work in radio. It's so important. I'll take it Gandhi.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
I've really tried to think of what it is.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
If anything I say, maybe you just it's like a
quick like idiots.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
All of you are idiots. It is very good.
Speaker 10 (05:41):
Scary.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
It's I just know when you do the weather with Scotti,
it's like you'll get really high up to it.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I have to stand for this one.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
It'll be.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Mixing.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
I mixed some class today.
Speaker 8 (06:00):
We talk about that for a second, because anybody knows
if you've cut a live out of the scary a
minute is maybe seventeen or eighteen minutes to actually get
it done right.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Yeah, but when he does his.
Speaker 8 (06:07):
Little guy chest hair thing and he reads really quickly
off of a piece of paper, he doesn't mess up.
Speaker 6 (06:14):
No one work to happen because because it's live on
the air. For some reason, if I'm live on the air,
I don't do that. If I had when I do
weather the air, I rarely.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Or if there's a witness he's really good. Diamond will
stand in here sometimes and he goes right through it
in one take.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Because I don't want her to put me on, you know,
on Instagram.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
She had the phone ready to go visible.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
When there's real pressure in any way, I actually get
it right and I'm good one take. But if I
know it's being recorded, my mind already goes to I
could screw up and I can have fun with this,
and that you often do.
Speaker 7 (06:53):
Okay, not fun for me?
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Do Nate Andrew? Do Nate?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Nate?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Let me think? What does Nate do?
Speaker 5 (06:59):
That's oh, come on, you have an impression.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I want to see it. Uh, maybe it's that it's
just oh come on, oh.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Wait now, then the Nate impression is simple. You go
up to.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
Nate.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Hey, Nate, how come blah blah blah, wasn't doone? You
told me you're gonna do it?
Speaker 12 (07:16):
Well?
Speaker 10 (07:18):
Yeah, That's why I don't really have an answer. Is
when it goes high, like you're like, hey, we have
money to give this person, right, yeah?
Speaker 7 (07:23):
Sure, that's when he sounds like mister Hanky the Christmas
pood Yes, okay.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Do daniel Let me think, Danielle, you're so stupid.
Speaker 7 (07:40):
Now wait, worried?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Do Elvis do Elvis?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Yes, this would be Let me think, what is Elvis?
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Is I have an Elvis one?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
I'm not ready?
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Or why is no one ready?
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Well you have to ask me a question.
Speaker 10 (07:55):
Uh okay, yeah, are we doing?
Speaker 4 (08:02):
That's my favorite, no extremely act.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
That's called three year old boy, go clean your room.
Flattery is the greatest is it?
Speaker 10 (08:12):
Impression?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Is the greatest form of flattery or something like that?
Speaker 10 (08:15):
Not always now, not really, by the way, I just
froze them crap out of my tongue with these dipping dots.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Spoon there are stings taped to the top of the box.
Speaker 7 (08:25):
Oh, usually dippin' dots have a little spoon like in them,
like when you buy it.
Speaker 10 (08:30):
At the at the smiling Steven sent us some dippin' dots.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
I love smiling Steve. And what a sweetheart. How did
we let that one go?
Speaker 5 (08:38):
He smiled his way out of here. Make more money elsewhere?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Anyways, Andrew, is the sorbet ones also or just the ice?
Speaker 13 (08:47):
Hey have you brought up doggies to her yet? Because
we didn't bring it out and we're waiting for you
all right.
Speaker 10 (08:52):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Thanks.
Speaker 13 (08:53):
So we had a text earlier from someone I don't
know if it was a male or female called a female.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
She's is that she really likes this boyfriend of hers.
Speaker 13 (09:02):
They're having a great relationship, but he doesn't like to
do it doggy style and she really wants to do
it doggy style.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Okay, so she's like, well, what if I'm with him
the rest of my lives.
Speaker 13 (09:15):
I mean, I'm never going to do doggy style ever again.
And so she's a little cornered with this. Well huh,
I guess it depends on how important doggy style is
for you.
Speaker 8 (09:27):
It's also interesting because usually in that situation, the woman
is the one that's not as down with it as
the guy is. Sometimes things get poked and moved around
and that's no fun. But it's interesting that in this
scenario the guy's.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Like, no, it's not for me.
Speaker 13 (09:42):
Well, and someone else texted and said maybe her asked stank, No,
we didn't think about it.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Well, you know, and keep in mind, you.
Speaker 13 (09:50):
Know, if you're a woman doggy style, there's several different
things that can happen, you know.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
I mean, if she really is it's a yes or
no question. Okay, go ahead, garn.
Speaker 9 (09:59):
I think if she really likes him. She just waits,
waits it out. Give give it some time, you know,
just bring it up again in six months, you know,
or and go, hey, do you mind if we try
that again. I think that's the way to approach it,
as opposed to just like I'm never doing this ever again.
I mean, right now it might feel that way, but
I think give it, give.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
It some time.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
I think we need to get to the bottom of
why he doesn't like it, Like, what is it about?
Speaker 3 (10:21):
You know?
Speaker 8 (10:22):
Maybe maybe he doesn't want to see certain things. Maybe
he's just not a fan of I don't know her,
but in particular, I think there's a lot of a
lot of callow up questions.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Maybe she has a really bad tattoo right above her
ass crack that could be.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
There's a lot of what r I P daddy, Oh god,
oh god, what don't you remember that one?
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Maybe that's why we forgot we were talking about that
was somebody that used to work here, remember what? Yeah?
Speaker 12 (10:49):
Oh yeah, what yeah, way back in the day, she
had u an R that's right, daddy, yeah, above her yes, yes, yes,
there's a lower back tattoo.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (11:02):
Wait, let me ask a question. Was it for her
father or is that what she called significant.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
That wasn't well thought?
Speaker 10 (11:12):
Well?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Who are we? Who are we to you? Someone's yum, sure,
are you gonna go ahead?
Speaker 13 (11:20):
Daniel?
Speaker 7 (11:20):
I say, wouldn't that definitely make you not do it
that way?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (11:25):
There you go?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Was it his face or just the words?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
The face would have been really awkward?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
What are you eating? Scary? Can you swallow before you?
Speaker 3 (11:32):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Dos diff dots? Okay?
Speaker 13 (11:35):
So if I looked at you and said, you know what,
no doggy style deal breaker, well obviously you have other
issues you don't care about as far as they're concerned
as well, I guess right, all.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Right, So there was the there was that would that
be a deal breaker for you?
Speaker 1 (11:53):
All this I'm not talking to you about this, all right.
Speaker 10 (11:58):
Speculating on the reason really kind of took not on this.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Podcast, all right, text me colimulator, cumulator.
Speaker 10 (12:08):
I think speculating on the reasons why he didn't want
to do it really took the air out of this conversation. Yeah,
because I have a friend that he experienced that and
it was significantly.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Hi Mark, we're doing the podcast.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Hi Mark Medina. We're talking about anal sex Come on it.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
And he turns around.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
You know what, can we call her and see if
we can talk to him, because I would be curious.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Well, now, but Nate was making a point, where were
you using?
Speaker 10 (12:41):
I think the point I was making is there could
be very valid reasons, some of them quite disgusting, why
this guy doesn't want to do that?
Speaker 5 (12:49):
And so, yeah, there's too much gray area.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Cook enough, it's a brown area.
Speaker 8 (12:58):
Mark was like the road runner, like, if he has
valid reasons, then okay, maybe he has valid reasons. But
if it's just I don't like that position, I don't
want to do it, then maybe he could compromise a
little bit.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Maybe he's already compromised.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
Oh, I've never talked about this while eating Dippin' dots.
Speaker 7 (13:16):
He is the first for everything, Garrett.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Well, welcome to a new world anyway.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Okay, but we sure know how to clear a room,
don't We.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Turned right around.
Speaker 7 (13:26):
He looked like he had something so important to tell us.
Speaker 9 (13:29):
He came and he was like, what I didn't he
turned He was probably coming to tell us to take
the code of conduct.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
I'm glad we had this conversation first. Hey, so look
at the clock on the wall.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
What is it time to go.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
Wow, well you.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Guys, eat your dippin' dots.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
He's out everybody later, Oh I will
Speaker 1 (13:51):
The fifteen minute morning show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Fine Elvis Present.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Shows, I'm rolling dish that we started.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Damn, I guess we're gonna start.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
I thought we were waiting on Andrew.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Andrew. Is he even here?
Speaker 5 (00:23):
Yeah, he's here.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
He showed up. He's bringing in some dippin' dots.
Speaker 6 (00:27):
That Mike is dead?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
What is that?
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Mike dead?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
What did you do to Elvis? That's right, I let
him talk into that one good.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
That is not you. He's such a crusty old man.
Speaker 7 (00:39):
Why are you mad? Why are you mad at Andrew today?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I'm always mad at I had so many the plethora
of reasons.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
Podcast, what else?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Podcast storage and move.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Okay, so the garage thing's totally different.
Speaker 8 (00:50):
But in Andrew's defense, even though he doesn't get here
all the time at six am when the show starts,
he's here until like two and three o'clock, so doing
all kinds.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Of show, I'd be impressed.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Yeah, you're not. So he's like an hour late coming in.
It's not is he really late? He's like Josh.
Speaker 7 (01:08):
Josh doesn't come until later, but later the rest of us.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Yeah, I think you.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Get out and then come back here.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
We need you Andrew, I was trying to stay up
for you.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
But have we started yet or started?
Speaker 5 (01:20):
We're doing a podcast?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
What are you guys talking about? What's going on? We've
we started like five minutes ago.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
The hell out of that was?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
He was all, just that was? That was the podcast?
Speaker 9 (01:30):
Really talk about behind He showed me tickets for Jerry Seinfeld.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
I'm like, what are we doing right now? We're in
the middle of a conversation. You think we started started
with that relaxed.
Speaker 7 (01:39):
I'm so sorry, But that's that's how real everything is.
People want to see behind the.
Speaker 10 (01:45):
Coarse you know. I had a conversations today with another
morning show.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
They're like, how do you guys do it?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Damned if I know.
Speaker 10 (01:52):
So here's the Dipping Dots thanks to our intern, our
former intern, and go under smile and Stephen just put
him down? What are you pointing at?
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Just put him because people are giving him different hand directions.
Does smiling work for Dippin' Dots?
Speaker 5 (02:05):
He represents them, he does.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
He works with pr Yeah, Nate, I had him reach
out to you. He asked me. I wasn't sure.
Speaker 10 (02:11):
Yeah, So we've got a couple of different riders because
what Travis Kelsey or something is doing something.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Oh so it's Jason and Travis Kelsey have their own
favorite flavors.
Speaker 10 (02:22):
Oh, Dippin' dots.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
I've always been fascinated by dippin' dots.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
You know, it's the ice cream of the future.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Yeah, but where it's been the ice cream that you're
in the.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Future for twenty five years.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
How could something so so tiny like that have such
big flakes?
Speaker 5 (02:33):
How do they do it?
Speaker 8 (02:34):
But it was it was correct right because thirty years
ago it was the ice cream of the future, we're
in the future.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Now it's still I guess you're right here we are.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
But it hasn't left up. It hasn't left the theme parks.
Speaker 7 (02:44):
It is great though.
Speaker 11 (02:45):
I'm telling you, that's all my kids want when they're
when when the zoo, or you're in an amusement for
the movies. Oh yeah, they always want dippin' dots.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
You can get them in walls and stuff too. There's
kiosks all over the place.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
They numb my tongue really quickly, and they have a
lot of good sleeps.
Speaker 8 (02:59):
What you got there.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
My tongue sounds like a tongue twist.
Speaker 7 (03:02):
So I feel the cold from here, like from the bottom.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Opening, Andrew, take that out with your hand, the dry eyes,
just reach in and grab.
Speaker 11 (03:13):
Have you ever taken dry eyes and then poured water
over it and like made a whole smoke thing in
the front of your house.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
I love doing Halloween.
Speaker 10 (03:19):
So while he's doing this, he wanted to get into
the impressions.
Speaker 8 (03:23):
Oh okay, So yesterday I was talking to Night about
something and he did an impression of somebody on the show.
And it was so funny because I said, everyone on
the show has impressions of other people on the show.
And how they talking I don't.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Even remember, but it made me laugh. I just remember
being like, Nate, wait, do me now, and he was like,
I don't. I don't have any one of you.
Speaker 8 (03:44):
Here's the thing, either you're lying or I'm very sad
because I want I want to be impressionable. I want
people to have an impression of But you have one.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Scotty's gonna be supid. No no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
No no no, yeah no. I have to tell you something.
It's crazy that you say say that because years ago
and Andrew will attest to this. You know, do you
know that Josh Coast Boy Josh didn't talk to me
for like three years. Why because I asked Andrew to
do an impression of him and Josh get all pissed off.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Did you realize it?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
No, I had no idea.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
You just thought he was being quiet.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
What was the impression? Or is this going to send
us down a dark path?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
No?
Speaker 5 (04:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
You know, Josh, Josh was just very like you know
he guys, you know, kind of like that, And that's
what I wanted Andrew to do. And Josh got really
mad at me.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Three years he didn't talk to you.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
It was a good number of months at least.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Josh get him.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I don't know what flavors do we have?
Speaker 5 (04:38):
I which ones? Which ones? Jason and Travis's Andrew?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Wait, so now that now that the dippin dots are
in there, everyone doing their impression of scary go so good?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
So good?
Speaker 5 (04:56):
You got a toy the carcinogens.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Mike up?
Speaker 10 (05:01):
Can Andrew?
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Wait, Andrew? Because Andrew has the best impressions of everybody.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Very fair, That's what got me in trouble.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Andrew. Can you go around the room and do impressions
of everyone?
Speaker 9 (05:10):
Kay?
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Okay, you want to start with the easiest of Scotty.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yeah, okay, I'll start with Scotty.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Dick while you're doing that, you dick. Or then if
he's like talking to Elvis, it's hea.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
You need.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I work in radio. It's so important. I'll take it Gandhi.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
I've really tried to think of what it is.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
If anything I say, maybe you just it's like a
quick like idiots.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
All of you are idiots. It is very good.
Speaker 10 (05:41):
Scary.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
It's I just know when you do the weather with Scotti,
it's like you'll get really high up to it.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I have to stand for this one.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
It'll be.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Mixing.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
I mixed some class today.
Speaker 8 (06:00):
We talk about that for a second, because anybody knows
if you've cut a live out of the scary a
minute is maybe seventeen or eighteen minutes to actually get
it done right.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Yeah, but when he does his.
Speaker 8 (06:07):
Little guy chest hair thing and he reads really quickly
off of a piece of paper, he doesn't mess up.
Speaker 6 (06:14):
No one work to happen because because it's live on
the air. For some reason, if I'm live on the air,
I don't do that. If I had when I do
weather the air, I rarely.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Or if there's a witness he's really good. Diamond will
stand in here sometimes and he goes right through it
in one take.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Because I don't want her to put me on, you know,
on Instagram.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
She had the phone ready to go visible.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
When there's real pressure in any way, I actually get
it right and I'm good one take. But if I
know it's being recorded, my mind already goes to I
could screw up and I can have fun with this,
and that you often do.
Speaker 7 (06:53):
Okay, not fun for me?
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Do Nate Andrew? Do Nate?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Nate?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Let me think? What does Nate do?
Speaker 5 (06:59):
That's oh, come on, you have an impression.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I want to see it. Uh, maybe it's that it's
just oh come on, oh.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Wait now, then the Nate impression is simple. You go
up to.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
Nate.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Hey, Nate, how come blah blah blah, wasn't doone? You
told me you're gonna do it?
Speaker 12 (07:16):
Well?
Speaker 10 (07:18):
Yeah, That's why I don't really have an answer. Is
when it goes high, like you're like, hey, we have
money to give this person, right, yeah?
Speaker 7 (07:23):
Sure, that's when he sounds like mister Hanky the Christmas
pood Yes, okay.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Do daniel Let me think, Danielle, you're so stupid.
Speaker 7 (07:40):
Now wait, worried?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Do Elvis do Elvis?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Yes, this would be Let me think, what is Elvis?
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Is I have an Elvis one?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
I'm not ready?
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Or why is no one ready?
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Well you have to ask me a question.
Speaker 10 (07:55):
Uh okay, yeah, are we doing?
Speaker 4 (08:02):
That's my favorite, no extremely act.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
That's called three year old boy, go clean your room.
Flattery is the greatest is it?
Speaker 10 (08:12):
Impression?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Is the greatest form of flattery or something like that?
Speaker 10 (08:15):
Not always now, not really, by the way, I just
froze them crap out of my tongue with these dipping dots.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Spoon there are stings taped to the top of the box.
Speaker 7 (08:25):
Oh, usually dippin' dots have a little spoon like in them,
like when you buy it.
Speaker 10 (08:30):
At the at the smiling Steven sent us some dippin' dots.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
I love smiling Steve. And what a sweetheart. How did
we let that one go?
Speaker 5 (08:38):
He smiled his way out of here. Make more money elsewhere?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Anyways, Andrew, is the sorbet ones also or just the ice?
Speaker 13 (08:47):
Hey have you brought up doggies to her yet? Because
we didn't bring it out and we're waiting for you
all right.
Speaker 10 (08:52):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Thanks.
Speaker 13 (08:53):
So we had a text earlier from someone I don't
know if it was a male or female called a female.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
She's is that she really likes this boyfriend of hers.
Speaker 13 (09:02):
They're having a great relationship, but he doesn't like to
do it doggy style and she really wants to do
it doggy style.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Okay, so she's like, well, what if I'm with him
the rest of my lives.
Speaker 13 (09:15):
I mean, I'm never going to do doggy style ever again.
And so she's a little cornered with this. Well huh,
I guess it depends on how important doggy style is
for you.
Speaker 8 (09:27):
It's also interesting because usually in that situation, the woman
is the one that's not as down with it as
the guy is. Sometimes things get poked and moved around
and that's no fun. But it's interesting that in this
scenario the guy's.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Like, no, it's not for me.
Speaker 13 (09:42):
Well, and someone else texted and said maybe her asked stank, No,
we didn't think about it.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Well, you know, and keep in mind, you.
Speaker 13 (09:50):
Know, if you're a woman doggy style, there's several different
things that can happen, you know.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
I mean, if she really is it's a yes or
no question. Okay, go ahead, garn.
Speaker 9 (09:59):
I think if she really likes him. She just waits,
waits it out. Give give it some time, you know,
just bring it up again in six months, you know,
or and go, hey, do you mind if we try
that again. I think that's the way to approach it,
as opposed to just like I'm never doing this ever again.
I mean, right now it might feel that way, but
I think give it, give.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
It some time.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
I think we need to get to the bottom of
why he doesn't like it, Like, what is it about?
Speaker 3 (10:21):
You know?
Speaker 8 (10:22):
Maybe maybe he doesn't want to see certain things. Maybe
he's just not a fan of I don't know her,
but in particular, I think there's a lot of a
lot of callow up questions.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Maybe she has a really bad tattoo right above her
ass crack that could be.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
There's a lot of what r I P daddy, Oh god,
oh god, what don't you remember that one?
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Maybe that's why we forgot we were talking about that
was somebody that used to work here, remember what? Yeah?
Speaker 12 (10:49):
Oh yeah, what yeah, way back in the day, she
had u an R that's right, daddy, yeah, above her yes, yes, yes,
there's a lower back tattoo.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (11:02):
Wait, let me ask a question. Was it for her
father or is that what she called significant.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
That wasn't well thought?
Speaker 10 (11:12):
Well?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Who are we? Who are we to you? Someone's yum, sure,
are you gonna go ahead?
Speaker 13 (11:20):
Daniel?
Speaker 7 (11:20):
I say, wouldn't that definitely make you not do it
that way?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (11:25):
There you go?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Was it his face or just the words?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
The face would have been really awkward?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
What are you eating? Scary? Can you swallow before you?
Speaker 3 (11:32):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Dos diff dots? Okay?
Speaker 13 (11:35):
So if I looked at you and said, you know what,
no doggy style deal breaker, well obviously you have other
issues you don't care about as far as they're concerned
as well, I guess right, all.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Right, So there was the there was that would that
be a deal breaker for you?
Speaker 1 (11:53):
All this I'm not talking to you about this, all right.
Speaker 10 (11:58):
Speculating on the reason really kind of took not on this.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Podcast, all right, text me colimulator, cumulator.
Speaker 10 (12:08):
I think speculating on the reasons why he didn't want
to do it really took the air out of this conversation. Yeah,
because I have a friend that he experienced that and
it was significantly.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Hi Mark, we're doing the podcast.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Hi Mark Medina. We're talking about anal sex Come on it.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
And he turns around.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
You know what, can we call her and see if
we can talk to him, because I would be curious.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Well, now, but Nate was making a point, where were
you using?
Speaker 10 (12:41):
I think the point I was making is there could
be very valid reasons, some of them quite disgusting, why
this guy doesn't want to do that?
Speaker 5 (12:49):
And so, yeah, there's too much gray area.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Cook enough, it's a brown area.
Speaker 8 (12:58):
Mark was like the road runner, like, if he has
valid reasons, then okay, maybe he has valid reasons. But
if it's just I don't like that position, I don't
want to do it, then maybe he could compromise a
little bit.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Maybe he's already compromised.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
Oh, I've never talked about this while eating Dippin' dots.
Speaker 7 (13:16):
He is the first for everything, Garrett.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Well, welcome to a new world anyway.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Okay, but we sure know how to clear a room,
don't We.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Turned right around.
Speaker 7 (13:26):
He looked like he had something so important to tell us.
Speaker 9 (13:29):
He came and he was like, what I didn't he
turned He was probably coming to tell us to take
the code of conduct.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
I'm glad we had this conversation first. Hey, so look
at the clock on the wall.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
What is it time to go.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
Wow, well you.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Guys, eat your dippin' dots.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
He's out everybody later, Oh I will
Speaker 1 (13:51):
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