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November 29, 2023 15 mins

Skeery can literally fall asleep anywhere!

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Elsie show are rolling?

Speaker 2 (00:16):
We are rolling.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Let's do it the fifteen minute morning show podcast. Here
we are, we're all together again. There's Danielle and there's
Scottie b and I see Nate and I see Scary
sharing a camera with Garrett and sharing a camera with Gandhi.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
Oh, there's two of Skeary's.

Speaker 5 (00:32):
It's crazy like sharing a bedroom.

Speaker 6 (00:37):
It off.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
So here we are.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
We're on beautiful, beautiful Norwegian cruise line Viva, getting ready
for the christening. And we had been up late and
we were up early doing the show, so we all
needed to go take a nap.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
So we had a few rooms we could share.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
In one room there was Nate and Scary and Andrew,
three guys and they needed to try to figure out
how to take a nap, and.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
It was less than twin beds.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
By the way, I was going to ask you walk
us through what you guys went through to take a
nap together.

Speaker 7 (01:09):
So Andrew went into the room prior to Skeary and
I entering and realized, I think it was a queen
that they had to split up. So they split it
up into two mattresses. So it's less than a it's
less than a twin bed already. And Andrew, to his credit,
he took the couch, which he's curled up on a
love seat. And so I'm sleeping or in the bed

(01:32):
next to Scary. Scary's closest to the window, and then
Andrew's closest to the door. And then lights go out
and Scary starts snoring like I have never heard in
my entire life. I've never heard anybody snore like that ever.

Speaker 8 (01:48):
And I'm sorry for snoring. I've been known to snore loudly, Scary.
It's not about the fact you're snoring loudly and you
should be ashamed of it. It's that it could be
very dangerous health wise.

Speaker 7 (02:01):
You know, well it definitely is, because they call it
what chain stoking or something like that, or sleep apnea
where he.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Would be snoring like.

Speaker 5 (02:10):
Yeah dead, and then Andrew and I would like start
to get up, and then all of a sudden.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
An kicked back in. I mean, I gotta get android
hang on.

Speaker 8 (02:21):
But you and I just will say this, I am
going If people are asking already, why don't you do
something about this?

Speaker 6 (02:28):
Yes, I'm going for a sleep test.

Speaker 8 (02:29):
I'm gonna take home this kit and they're gonna I'm
gonna put all these suction cups on me or whatever
the case, and it's gonna monitor my night's sleep, and
then I'm going to get the results. And at that point,
I guess if I find that I have sleep apne,
I may need one of those seapap machines.

Speaker 9 (02:43):
You have sleep apnea, and we have the audio. You
don't need to do the test, just give the audience.

Speaker 6 (02:46):
Can't you snore and not have sleep apnil?

Speaker 10 (02:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Responsibly?

Speaker 4 (02:50):
Yeah, I snore badly as well, But I don't think
I have sleep apnea.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
And we're not doctors, so we're not we're not qualified, pat,
but I'm pretty sure you have sleep just saying.

Speaker 6 (03:02):
They say snoring occurs when the lower jaw rests.

Speaker 8 (03:06):
And kind of folds back and then it hits the
esophagus and makes that noise.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Can you shake your chin again? Well, I will tell you.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
After I had my my my procedure where they took
it away most of my stomach and I lost a
lot of weight back in the day. My I went
from sleep apnia overnight to not having any snoring whatsoever.
And it was with me, as with many people, it's
a weight issue. Well, you have a lot you have
do you do you know if you less room in
your in your throat?

Speaker 2 (03:37):
What scary?

Speaker 10 (03:37):
Do you know?

Speaker 9 (03:37):
If you snore like the in first quarter?

Speaker 6 (03:40):
Scary?

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yeah, when you were skinny in the first quarter of
the year.

Speaker 6 (03:42):
I'm told that I don't snore, that this problem goes away. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (03:46):
Wow, yeah, but that's what they say Nate yesterday when
like you heard a scary snoring? Did you do that
thing where you're trying to get Andrew's attention Andrew, Andrew, I.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Mean we were both wide away and they were laughing.
You said you were rolling on the floor laughing. Well,
that's I started laughing. It come to this.

Speaker 7 (04:04):
I started laughing because we were discussing when we were going.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
To wake up.

Speaker 11 (04:08):
And Andrew's like, okay, I'll set an alarm for two o'clock,
and scary is that talks? Well, that's my impression of it,
pitched and so then Scary goes, Okay, you gotta set
for for three o'clock. Okay, just wake me up if
I'm not awake by then.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
Immediately. And then I'm like, scary, did you scary? Did
you just fall asleep because what he legitimately, yeah, I'm
not making this up.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
No, you're not.

Speaker 12 (04:36):
And then he he actually when he did it, goes, yeah,
I have narcolepsy.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
I think I'm.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
I think it's an eye know.

Speaker 5 (04:47):
And then I could not stop laughing because I have
never ever witnessed anybody fall asleep that quickly.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
He had literally just finished speaking.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Well, keep in mind, though we were really really dropped dead, tired,
very sleepy.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
I'm sure they had something to do with it, Scary.

Speaker 8 (05:02):
I could promise you if we did an experiment and
you laid me out across the floor and didn't say
a word to me and I'm just at peace, I
could probably well, let's.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Do it right now on the floor. Yes, right now.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
But wait, we gotta gotta let's just calm down, make
it nice and quiet in the room here. Probably okay,
we probably need to get a camera.

Speaker 8 (05:28):
That we have a packed in the car on the
way home, to always keep talking when we're in the
car with Scary, because there have been a couple of
times where we think we heard.

Speaker 12 (05:36):
Him start snoring while he was driving.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
We're talk wake, okay, okay, calm down it he said,
he's not comfortable. You look very comfortable. It's like an
orchestra with different movements.

Speaker 5 (05:55):
It was like it was literally like the William Tell overture,
you know, boom boom.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
I mean it was.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
I bet you we could talk like this and he
would eventually fall asleep.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
Oh yeah, so too.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
He's got his hands in his pocket.

Speaker 12 (06:08):
He fell asleep like that on the bed yesterday like that, yes,
like a corpse.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
Like he looks like I want to go buy him
and throw flowers.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Oh my god. Yeah, he's lying in state.

Speaker 10 (06:19):
Well, he fell asleep while he was holding his phone.

Speaker 12 (06:21):
Before you even walked in the room, I heard him snory,
but he was holding his phone, and like, how did
he do that?

Speaker 9 (06:28):
He's falling asleep on me when he I'm talking to
him on the phone and he's laying in bed. I
goes scary, what was that noise? I dropped my phone?
He fell asleep?

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Hey, hold on saying scary? Are you getting a little sleepy?

Speaker 6 (06:41):
I'm getting sleepy, but I need I need something for
my head. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Well, I don't think it's gonna work because everyone in
this room is like clowning around and screaming.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
He's never gonna fall asleep.

Speaker 12 (06:51):
Honestly, I think he was listening to his Instagram at
full volume yesterday and still managed to fall asleep sitting up,
So I don't think that it's.

Speaker 8 (06:59):
At far off he had superpowers sleep.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
There was another thing that happened when we were we
were in line at the Nathan's hot Dog stand at
Miami Airport. God help us in that airport, by the way,
and he's standing off to the side and he's looking
staring at the menu and Daniel's and Nines. He says,
he says, scary, what do you want? Scary, scary? What
do you want? And he doesn't answer, and then oun't

(07:21):
know where we're talking, and he starts answering, I'll have
the hot dog with the slaw, and if are you
talking to us? It was he wasn't even talking to us,
but he was talking out loud like I can't hear.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
You, I can't hear the chicken fingers. And then those
ef and chicken fingers took so long everyone else got
their meal but me because of his stupid chicken fingers.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
But my point is Daniel, he was just in a
daze in answering the question. He was half asleep standing
at the Nathan.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
Tom Dog, Yeah, tote, we're getting there.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Those guys all right, all right, it's okay.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
Oh he looks so comfortable, he said, he was very comfortable.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Now, stay calm.

Speaker 13 (08:07):
When we were getting off the plane, he said too.
We were like, you were snoring, and he goes, he's
the same thing he did today. I could fall asleep anywhere.
He was all fall asleep in the aisle right now.
We were like, no, please don't.

Speaker 14 (08:19):
It is super annoying when somebody falls asleep on an
airplane and they snore so loud like and they're alone.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
What can you do?

Speaker 6 (08:24):
Yeah, he is that guy.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
I've recorded him doing that.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Before on a plane. Hey, scary, are you getting sleepy?
I am. I'm not even kidding.

Speaker 6 (08:32):
I'm getting tired.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
He just kidding tired.

Speaker 9 (08:36):
He's talking like you were just giving that example of them.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
I mean, you've been up for two days NonStop. You've
been working hard. He really wasn't.

Speaker 14 (08:45):
I feel like he could totally rip Van Winkle, Like
if he fell asleep now, he would just sleep for years,
grow a big giant beard.

Speaker 6 (08:51):
I got it. There's too much on my mind, though,
I can't.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
I know, well, I know and it was like eight
of us in here talking. Are you sleep yet? Wake up?
Are you sleepy?

Speaker 6 (09:01):
Guys?

Speaker 2 (09:03):
You do sound like you're getting a little lethargic.

Speaker 8 (09:05):
I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 10 (09:10):
He said, he's very, very sleep I can hear it.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
The drive home today. I know it now. Now I'm
getting sleepy. Jesus, I'm firing. I know.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
Someone wanted to come on and hypnotize this, and I said,
that's not a good idea on a radio show because
people are driving to work.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Oh yeah, it works on a podcast though. Have you
ever been to a hypnotist show.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
Yes, and they're putting someone to sleep on the stage
and you look up next to you and the friend
you're with is falling asleep with him. You're like, wait,
hold on. I was with my friend Wayne. We had
to wake him up sort of and take him down
to the stage, and the hypnotists had to after the
show wake him up. It had to like bring him out.
He was so far under.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
If you had that power, would you wield it irresponsible?

Speaker 6 (10:00):
I would?

Speaker 2 (10:01):
How do you know? I don't do it every day.
This is a good point, because you don't talk at.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
Watch Sheldon was out like one of those carnivals where
they bring all the people up on stage and they
hypnotize them. And he had video of himself like clucking
like a chicken and all these other things, and he
is convinced that he was totally under.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
I would use this to my advantage.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Hypnotism is real, question, absolutely it is. It is for
some people but not others. If you question it, it
probably isn't for you, because I it isn't for me.
I've never been hypnotized. Scary seemed to be hypnotized right now?

Speaker 9 (10:35):
Is it kind of like magic?

Speaker 11 (10:36):
Though?

Speaker 9 (10:36):
You just have to like believe in it.

Speaker 10 (10:38):
I think you do, know.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
I think your mind has to be open to be
You're a fairly suggestive person. Yeah, but wait, look, it's scary. Scary?
Are you sleeping? Oh a little bit, a little bit?

Speaker 10 (10:53):
You will know a.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Hundred person happen. Hey when guys say that, it happens
to all guys.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Yeah all right, Well, what if we just ended this
podcast and stayed here until he falls asleep, then do
another podcast.

Speaker 13 (11:17):
I think it's about to happen, to be honest, he's
doing he's getting like into the baby phase or his
hands start coming up and he starts.

Speaker 5 (11:23):
Like he covered his eyes from white.

Speaker 13 (11:25):
It's happening. Another two minutes and I think it'll happen.
But we don't need to stay on for that one.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
But if we if we just pretend we're still doing
the podcast and then we just kind of each walk
out separately or one at a time, I think he
won't even notice.

Speaker 9 (11:40):
He's kind he's kind of like a young puppy. You
need to put him in total darkness.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
Scotty, you leave first. See what happened.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Scotty left. Hmmm.

Speaker 10 (11:53):
I'm gonna walk out. Alter the lights down, turn the
lights down. H the a sm R podcast. Now, okay,
the lights are getting turned out. Other side the other button. No,
there you go, before you go. We're in total darkness. Okay,

(12:15):
the lights are down. We're trying to be quiet in here.
Mm hmm. He's snoring really sleep Is that.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
How he sleeps with his like that?

Speaker 10 (12:53):
I hear him.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
H O.

Speaker 10 (13:06):
This is amazing.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
H m hmm. Could we do a four hour show
about this.

Speaker 9 (13:47):
It's like one of those YouTube videos where we want.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
A worried put the listeners to sleep.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
He's wiping the droll off of his mouth.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
Hold on, hold on, scary did you have a nice nap.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
I didn't full sleep tonight, Yes you did.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
It's Thursday. It's Thursday, Scary Thursday.

Speaker 6 (14:08):
That's what he said yesterday, Sepp scary.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
Yeah you were? You were snoring?

Speaker 11 (14:15):
Was I?

Speaker 14 (14:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (14:16):
You were?

Speaker 2 (14:17):
I had no idea.

Speaker 11 (14:18):
Good job, buddy, that's good.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
That's the whole point of sleeping, having no idea.

Speaker 6 (14:21):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Alright, all right, well, let's let's re examine this tomorrow
on the show, shall we.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
I can't believe he's scary.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
He's two hours two hours he slept, scary. Do you
feel like you got a little rest? I did. Yeah.
See they say you need micro doses of sleeping.

Speaker 6 (14:38):
Wow that was micro How long was that?

Speaker 2 (14:40):
That was maybe two minutes?

Speaker 6 (14:43):
Podcasts are still on.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
You were asleep for a good two to three minutes. Wow, incredible.

Speaker 14 (14:50):
That's that's a new way to get our fifty minute
morning show to fifteen minutes.

Speaker 9 (14:54):
Just just literally, we got seven minutes left, Scary, go
to bed.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
All right, Well, I think we're done for today, but
we've definitely got to investigate this on tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
So can we pull that sound and make sure we
can play it? Yeah, we'll get it.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Oh awesome, all right, well can we say goodbye? Yeah, alright,
we're still in the dark, but bye bye bye.

Speaker 6 (15:14):
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