September 13, 2023 • 15 mins
Tiffany stopped by the show the morning after a LONG night at the VMA's. Comedy, Movies and Music, Tiffany has so m uch going on! Tiffany lets Skeery know his Lil Wayne isn't 'The Best' . Tiffany also talked about opening her own supermarket and growing vegtables!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast Elvis.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Fifteen Morning Show Live from the Mercedes Benz Interview loud.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Tiffany is here?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Is she ready? By the way, we knew we only
had a limited time with you, so we went ahead
and we played uh till the club closes.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
We just played it. Thank you. People loved it.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Thank you guys so much for leving and it. Thank
you for playing.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Are you kidding me? I love how you're e merging
into music now? Oh yeah, it's called pivot. I'm pivoting.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I'm waiting for when's Beyonce going to pivot to comedy?
But you know, Beyonce is actually very funny in conversation.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
She is, but she's here. She doesn't need to pivot
to comedy. Though that was such a little flex. I
talked to Beyonce. I didn't say that. You said that.
Thank you. Okay, So let's let's set the record straight.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Tiffany Hattish, of course, was all over the major Let's
not you did the red carpet. You were there, I mean,
and then you're up partying. You can't go to bed
after that? So four am maybe yet four am? And
I thought I saw I prepared for the bed. But
then that's not what happened.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Okay, did you go to afterwards?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
That is a good question, That's a very good question.
Let me just say there was people there. I saw
a cardy at the party.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Okay, what party?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
You know what. But you're supposed to go out and
it's great, dress up, go hang out with people in
the industry.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
There's that energy going. You go out, you don't want
to go to bed.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Then you fall asleep on the couch, sitting up straight
as you're trying to post to tell everybody what just happened,
but you fall asleep in the process.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I'm trying to.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Tell everybody what happened. And then you wake up, and
then your hotel room is full of people ready to
do your makeup and here for the next day in
this the same day.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Well, you know what, this is not the first time.
This just happened.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
And then you try to put your shoes on it
you realize your feet are the size of little hot dogs.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
You know what, But you gotta do. There's time to
sleep when you're dead. You know that's what You're supposed
to sleep exactly when you're did. And I've been somebody
tells me when you're dead, You're still gonna be away.
When I'm dead, I'm still gonna be active. Okay, So uh,
it's the haunting people. What are your thoughts? All my
enemies get ready. When I'm dead, I'm haunting. I loved
you in the Haunted Mansion.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
You know what I'm gonna say, thank you, And that's
all I can say.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Give me, So let's talk about this music. Tell me
about the Music's not all strike. It's kind of pivot,
maybe pivot pivoting. I'm gonna work forever. Same e, she's
in the pivot ship. Hey, give guess your final thoughts
about last night? You had fun things you saw that.
(02:49):
What are your feelings? You walked away feeling it was
a great night. It was annoying.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Because on this side watching it was one of the
best females ever. It was great.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
It was the most amazing night. First of all for me,
the carpet was super fun. The way that it was
set up was lovely. And then when I got in there,
got to my seat and the Wayne came out. That's
my favorite rapper.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Like if I could be the female version of Little Wayne,
but this beautiful but like Wayanne, that's what I would
want to be. You put your heads on the tough
girl and your leg got the toilet. No, what was
that that sounded? That sounded like something that's supposed to
be in munchkin Land, just like he thinks. You've been
(03:34):
working on that for years. You know what, I ain't
gonna hate on your dreams.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
I ain't gonna hate on that.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I'm gonna tell you that pivot and you need to
pivot back the other way we are. Sometimes we pivot
in the wrong direction. That's that's we learned from that.
We learned.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Sometimes your friends don't tell you.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I'm your friend.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
I'm gonna tell you. Talk to me about your another way,
talk to me about Childer Club. Cut this, I'm gonna
play again tomorrow and we're gonna kick comf the weekend
with it Friday. You're just gonna play it again tomorrow.
You're not gonna play it again today? Well, we just
played it. Well, we're leaving.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
As soon as you leave, we're leaving. We have no
control after this is.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Okay, okay, But when I'm back tomorrow, I've got control
and I will be playing it. Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
I might show back up tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
She still be awake. I'll be wearing the same outfit.
So okay, So you're like, you woke up on this
said okay, let's let's go do it.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
No.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
So So I've been making music for years, and if
you ever watch any of my projects, you'll notice that
there's a song or there's a something in there that
I've done quite a few things where there's music involved in.
I'm a part of that music, producing it, singing it, whatever.
And then you know, I have this huge catalog of
all these songs, and I'm like, what them, there's nothing
(04:46):
to do right now?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Oh wait, there's something to do. I can put all
these songs out and let everybody know about it. So
to the club clothes that actually we did it. I
did it like probably five months ago, okay, and it's
out now. And then there's go be another song that
got like Lil Wayne and Snoop Dogg on it, Perry's Hilton.
Then another one with E forty and Me and Dan.
(05:09):
There's another one in another one in another one.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
I guess I should just dropping singles one after the other.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I think I'm gonna do what I'm thinking. You know
what I'm gonna let I'm gonna let the universe work it.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
But my playing, my playing, I don't know. I don't know.
You should.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I started my own music label and I don't know
what I'm doing, but I'm having a blast.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
She Ready music. I'm the only one signed to it,
and you could actually be a great tax break for me.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
It. You know what. I'm gonna play it again in
set in five five minutes. Okay, I play it again.
If you play it again, I'll.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Dance to it. Yeah. Can we video that?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Or we can video that? Okay, we can video that.
If you dance with me. I know her name is.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Elvis, it ain't gonna happen. Yeah, come on, you ain't
nothing but the hound. You don't want to see this thing?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
This thing? I want to.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
I want to see that thing you. I want to
see how you move? Did you so you have a
long day aheady, because I'm telling you you're all glammed
up and ready to go. Obviously you wake up. No,
it's not it, you wake out of wake up like this.
You're up till four. You got up, glammed up. Now
you were I guess we were your first stop I'm
assuming you got a whole day. But it's okay. You've
done it before, you'll do it in people could place it.
(06:25):
I can't get up late and stay up late with
you because I gotta work. You're gonna lift through it.
How many times we come in.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Here busted as hell? Yeah I've come.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I've come in here drunk with bubbles coming round of
my mouth and also really nasty.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Get in trouble, they just give you chips. It's crazy, really,
they give you lots of rella sticks here. Actually remember it.
One day Nate had to put me in the shower. Yep,
we went. Once, we went and picked him up at
his door.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
We knocked on the door, opened the door. He was
in the same closed as last night. He laughed at
us and closed the door. So I'm not gonna sit
here and go, oh, poor Tiffany Hattis, she's gonna have
a loan it.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
No, no, por Tiffany. Tiffany hadis living her dream. Okay,
this is a dream right now. I could be sleep
as we speak. It feels like it. But it also
I'm very excited to be here. I love you, man.
Where are you living now?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
I live in success and abundance at the corner of
at the corner of despair and anxiety. Are you a
West coast or East coast? Are you back and forth?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I'm West Coast, but I did get something here on
the East Coast, and I'm just trying to decide do
I want to stay in that little box or do
I want to rent that box out? Yeah, and that
sounds horrible. I'm talking about a condo, guys.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Is your box rent control? That's what I know.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
The price goes up every day. It's good to know, though,
the choice yesterday is not the price today.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Did it go down last night or up?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
The price went up last night? So the so the
box was empty?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Did you see a little Nazac slast night, so glamorous
show girl? When I was like, oh, it's gonna there's
a Vegas number, happened.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
And I, oh, no, that's a little not that.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
He was sitting in the audience though, and there was
someone sitting behind him, and he had that big hat on,
and I kept thinking was.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
If I was the person behind him, I'll be a
little pissed off.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
I can't see.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Okay, seeing you haven't been to a black church. Okay,
Easter Sunday. That was the Easter Sunday hat. That was
actually his grandma's had he just added extra fea and
plus he's seven feet tall. Anywhay, Yeah, he had on
like ten inch platforms to go with that. The person
(08:40):
sitting behind him actually played for the NBA, so it
was nothing. They felt like they was at an atrium
watching birds fly by, and in church, the taller they had,
the closer to God. Man had closer to God. It's
called praise and worship.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
What is the process of you guys getting ready to
go to the VMA's because some of these outfits are
like maybe stuck on with glue or tape. I know
your mind.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Mine was sold on. It was sowd on.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
It quite sheer, girl, it was sea thrown. I wore
a leotard under that thing. No, that was the process was.
It was very simple.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
You wash your body and then you let people do
stuff to it, right, and then.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
You put that clay.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Then you put jewels and beads and things on top
of it, some fabrics, and then you walk around and
let your toes hurt but act like it doesn't hurt God.
I mean, hey, did you see a photo in the
paper yesterday about some of the models from fashion week
here in New York. They were showing their shoes and
their feet are scraped to hell. I mean they're like
blisters and these beautiful shoes are supposed to be open, right,
(09:44):
blood come in on their shoes. Mom always said, if
it don't hurt, it don't look good.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Well yeah, well my grandma said, beauty, beauty hurts, right,
it has to be beautiful. If you see someone beautiful,
know that they're probably suffering.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Okay, that's people tell themselves its motto.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Is it an ugly person's model or is that coming
from somebody who's actually beautiful that knows the pain.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
The pain that I'm in.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Now I'm so beautiful, I have to take my shoes
off and bleed all over your white.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Carbon I'm going to leave DNA here. Let's talk about
what else is going on the after party. Let's talk
about where do you want to go, what else we
can talk about. We can talk about anything you want
to talk about, really, anything I want to talk about.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Okay, So you know, I live in south central Los
Angeles and one of the things that I'm doing in
my community that I'm really excited about is I'm opening
a grocery store.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Oh that's cool.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah, I'm going to be a grocer. I'm also a
farmer already, because what.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Are you growing?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I'm growing bees and the collar greens, Kel's spinach. I
got celery, I got onions, I got merry goals. I
got plum trees, lemon trees.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Are you selling any of the stuff?
Speaker 2 (10:55):
So I was donating the honey, and I was donating
honey to flamengo estates. They brought me to bees. They
introduced me to bees, and they're in my backyard.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Me and bees.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
We talked to each other. Do you a swimming pool?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
No?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I got a waiting pool though from Amazie. I blew
it up myself.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
They say we wanted to do bees, but they said,
you got a swimming pool, They will dive bomby if
you're in your pool.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Are you serious?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Should we never?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
You know?
Speaker 3 (11:21):
That's people?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Yeah, shoul, if you have a swimming pool, do not
get bees. We wanted eggs, but the foxes eat the chickens.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
You know how the fox? We got fox?
Speaker 1 (11:30):
What does the fox say? We got bears? We got everything?
Where do you live in hell? Oh?
Speaker 3 (11:39):
That don't sound like New York.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Well, is it hard to learn how to grow all
these things? No, it's very easy. It's very easy.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
See.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Here's the thing about growing stuff. You don't have to
do a lot of the work. It's gonna do most stuff.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yeah, all you gotta do is dig a hole, right,
put a little bit of fertilizer in the hall, drop
the seed that you barely can see, cover that up
water on a daily basis, let the sun does what
the sun does, and back up and watch it grow. Wow.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
I feel like I kill it all.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
But if you feel like you're gonna kill it, you
will kill it. It's how you think, however you're thinking
in life. If you know you're gonna do well, you're
gonna do well. If you know you're gonna kill something,
you're gonna kill it.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Amen, create it, you know.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
But let's be so satisfying when you see it grow
and you're like, I want to eat that for dinner.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
I feel like I can do magic.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Okay, I feel like I'm an alchemist of sorts, Like
I am a magician. I take this little black thing
that I could barely say look like a flee, throw
it in the dirt, and then six months later, I
have a harvest and I can share that with all
my neighbors, or I can cook it like I make
the best call of Greens. I almost made you, all Son,
but then I was out at the club last night.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Party took the club. My grandmother never said that.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
On Collar Green Sunday, she said, little, but you're gonna
get your call green and your corn bread and your
black eyed peas.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Good for you though, it's so good for you. I
love talking to my plants. I love growing that food.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
And I'm going to open a grocery store in my
community and I'm very proud of it. And that'll be
a great text break for me. And then on top
of that, it's music. If I have time right now
to hit the song and say, good mind, let's go.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
No, you want another, you want another? Spend?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
That's part of club clubs, all right, Tiffany had it,
Lil job to the club Club, Bobby four By, Party
to the Clip Club. Thanks for coming in today, Tiffany Haddish, Everyone, Brooklyn.
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Boys, my microphone is falling apart.
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Speaker 3 (14:56):
The fifteen minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast Elvis.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Fifteen Morning Show Live from the Mercedes Benz Interview loud.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Tiffany is here?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Is she ready? By the way, we knew we only
had a limited time with you, so we went ahead
and we played uh till the club closes.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
We just played it. Thank you. People loved it.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Thank you guys so much for leving and it. Thank
you for playing.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Are you kidding me? I love how you're e merging
into music now? Oh yeah, it's called pivot. I'm pivoting.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I'm waiting for when's Beyonce going to pivot to comedy?
But you know, Beyonce is actually very funny in conversation.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
She is, but she's here. She doesn't need to pivot
to comedy. Though that was such a little flex. I
talked to Beyonce. I didn't say that. You said that.
Thank you. Okay, So let's let's set the record straight.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Tiffany Hattish, of course, was all over the major Let's
not you did the red carpet. You were there, I mean,
and then you're up partying. You can't go to bed
after that? So four am maybe yet four am? And
I thought I saw I prepared for the bed. But
then that's not what happened.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Okay, did you go to afterwards?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
That is a good question, That's a very good question.
Let me just say there was people there. I saw
a cardy at the party.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Okay, what party?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
You know what. But you're supposed to go out and
it's great, dress up, go hang out with people in
the industry.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
There's that energy going. You go out, you don't want
to go to bed.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Then you fall asleep on the couch, sitting up straight
as you're trying to post to tell everybody what just happened,
but you fall asleep in the process.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I'm trying to.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Tell everybody what happened. And then you wake up, and
then your hotel room is full of people ready to
do your makeup and here for the next day in
this the same day.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Well, you know what, this is not the first time.
This just happened.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
And then you try to put your shoes on it
you realize your feet are the size of little hot dogs.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
You know what, But you gotta do. There's time to
sleep when you're dead. You know that's what You're supposed
to sleep exactly when you're did. And I've been somebody
tells me when you're dead, You're still gonna be away.
When I'm dead, I'm still gonna be active. Okay, So uh,
it's the haunting people. What are your thoughts? All my
enemies get ready. When I'm dead, I'm haunting. I loved
you in the Haunted Mansion.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
You know what I'm gonna say, thank you, And that's
all I can say.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Give me, So let's talk about this music. Tell me
about the Music's not all strike. It's kind of pivot,
maybe pivot pivoting. I'm gonna work forever. Same e, she's
in the pivot ship. Hey, give guess your final thoughts
about last night? You had fun things you saw that.
(02:49):
What are your feelings? You walked away feeling it was
a great night. It was annoying.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Because on this side watching it was one of the
best females ever. It was great.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
It was the most amazing night. First of all for me,
the carpet was super fun. The way that it was
set up was lovely. And then when I got in there,
got to my seat and the Wayne came out. That's
my favorite rapper.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Like if I could be the female version of Little Wayne,
but this beautiful but like Wayanne, that's what I would
want to be. You put your heads on the tough
girl and your leg got the toilet. No, what was
that that sounded? That sounded like something that's supposed to
be in munchkin Land, just like he thinks. You've been
(03:34):
working on that for years. You know what, I ain't
gonna hate on your dreams.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
I ain't gonna hate on that.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I'm gonna tell you that pivot and you need to
pivot back the other way we are. Sometimes we pivot
in the wrong direction. That's that's we learned from that.
We learned.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Sometimes your friends don't tell you.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I'm your friend.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
I'm gonna tell you. Talk to me about your another way,
talk to me about Childer Club. Cut this, I'm gonna
play again tomorrow and we're gonna kick comf the weekend
with it Friday. You're just gonna play it again tomorrow.
You're not gonna play it again today? Well, we just
played it. Well, we're leaving.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
As soon as you leave, we're leaving. We have no
control after this is.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Okay, okay, But when I'm back tomorrow, I've got control
and I will be playing it. Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
I might show back up tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
She still be awake. I'll be wearing the same outfit.
So okay, So you're like, you woke up on this
said okay, let's let's go do it.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
No.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
So So I've been making music for years, and if
you ever watch any of my projects, you'll notice that
there's a song or there's a something in there that
I've done quite a few things where there's music involved in.
I'm a part of that music, producing it, singing it, whatever.
And then you know, I have this huge catalog of
all these songs, and I'm like, what them, there's nothing
(04:46):
to do right now?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Oh wait, there's something to do. I can put all
these songs out and let everybody know about it. So
to the club clothes that actually we did it. I
did it like probably five months ago, okay, and it's
out now. And then there's go be another song that
got like Lil Wayne and Snoop Dogg on it, Perry's Hilton.
Then another one with E forty and Me and Dan.
(05:09):
There's another one in another one in another one.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
I guess I should just dropping singles one after the other.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I think I'm gonna do what I'm thinking. You know
what I'm gonna let I'm gonna let the universe work it.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
But my playing, my playing, I don't know. I don't know.
You should.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I started my own music label and I don't know
what I'm doing, but I'm having a blast.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
She Ready music. I'm the only one signed to it,
and you could actually be a great tax break for me.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
It. You know what. I'm gonna play it again in
set in five five minutes. Okay, I play it again.
If you play it again, I'll.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Dance to it. Yeah. Can we video that?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Or we can video that? Okay, we can video that.
If you dance with me. I know her name is.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Elvis, it ain't gonna happen. Yeah, come on, you ain't
nothing but the hound. You don't want to see this thing?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
This thing? I want to.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
I want to see that thing you. I want to
see how you move? Did you so you have a
long day aheady, because I'm telling you you're all glammed
up and ready to go. Obviously you wake up. No,
it's not it, you wake out of wake up like this.
You're up till four. You got up, glammed up. Now
you were I guess we were your first stop I'm
assuming you got a whole day. But it's okay. You've
done it before, you'll do it in people could place it.
(06:25):
I can't get up late and stay up late with
you because I gotta work. You're gonna lift through it.
How many times we come in.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Here busted as hell? Yeah I've come.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I've come in here drunk with bubbles coming round of
my mouth and also really nasty.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Get in trouble, they just give you chips. It's crazy, really,
they give you lots of rella sticks here. Actually remember it.
One day Nate had to put me in the shower. Yep,
we went. Once, we went and picked him up at
his door.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
We knocked on the door, opened the door. He was
in the same closed as last night. He laughed at
us and closed the door. So I'm not gonna sit
here and go, oh, poor Tiffany Hattis, she's gonna have
a loan it.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
No, no, por Tiffany. Tiffany hadis living her dream. Okay,
this is a dream right now. I could be sleep
as we speak. It feels like it. But it also
I'm very excited to be here. I love you, man.
Where are you living now?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
I live in success and abundance at the corner of
at the corner of despair and anxiety. Are you a
West coast or East coast? Are you back and forth?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I'm West Coast, but I did get something here on
the East Coast, and I'm just trying to decide do
I want to stay in that little box or do
I want to rent that box out? Yeah, and that
sounds horrible. I'm talking about a condo, guys.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Is your box rent control? That's what I know.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
The price goes up every day. It's good to know, though,
the choice yesterday is not the price today.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Did it go down last night or up?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
The price went up last night? So the so the
box was empty?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Did you see a little Nazac slast night, so glamorous
show girl? When I was like, oh, it's gonna there's
a Vegas number, happened.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
And I, oh, no, that's a little not that.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
He was sitting in the audience though, and there was
someone sitting behind him, and he had that big hat on,
and I kept thinking was.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
If I was the person behind him, I'll be a
little pissed off.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
I can't see.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Okay, seeing you haven't been to a black church. Okay,
Easter Sunday. That was the Easter Sunday hat. That was
actually his grandma's had he just added extra fea and
plus he's seven feet tall. Anywhay, Yeah, he had on
like ten inch platforms to go with that. The person
(08:40):
sitting behind him actually played for the NBA, so it
was nothing. They felt like they was at an atrium
watching birds fly by, and in church, the taller they had,
the closer to God. Man had closer to God. It's
called praise and worship.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
What is the process of you guys getting ready to
go to the VMA's because some of these outfits are
like maybe stuck on with glue or tape. I know
your mind.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Mine was sold on. It was sowd on.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
It quite sheer, girl, it was sea thrown. I wore
a leotard under that thing. No, that was the process was.
It was very simple.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
You wash your body and then you let people do
stuff to it, right, and then.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
You put that clay.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Then you put jewels and beads and things on top
of it, some fabrics, and then you walk around and
let your toes hurt but act like it doesn't hurt God.
I mean, hey, did you see a photo in the
paper yesterday about some of the models from fashion week
here in New York. They were showing their shoes and
their feet are scraped to hell. I mean they're like
blisters and these beautiful shoes are supposed to be open, right,
(09:44):
blood come in on their shoes. Mom always said, if
it don't hurt, it don't look good.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Well yeah, well my grandma said, beauty, beauty hurts, right,
it has to be beautiful. If you see someone beautiful,
know that they're probably suffering.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Okay, that's people tell themselves its motto.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Is it an ugly person's model or is that coming
from somebody who's actually beautiful that knows the pain.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
The pain that I'm in.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Now I'm so beautiful, I have to take my shoes
off and bleed all over your white.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Carbon I'm going to leave DNA here. Let's talk about
what else is going on the after party. Let's talk
about where do you want to go, what else we
can talk about. We can talk about anything you want
to talk about, really, anything I want to talk about.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Okay, So you know, I live in south central Los
Angeles and one of the things that I'm doing in
my community that I'm really excited about is I'm opening
a grocery store.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Oh that's cool.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah, I'm going to be a grocer. I'm also a
farmer already, because what.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Are you growing?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I'm growing bees and the collar greens, Kel's spinach. I
got celery, I got onions, I got merry goals. I
got plum trees, lemon trees.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Are you selling any of the stuff?
Speaker 2 (10:55):
So I was donating the honey, and I was donating
honey to flamengo estates. They brought me to bees. They
introduced me to bees, and they're in my backyard.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Me and bees.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
We talked to each other. Do you a swimming pool?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
No?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I got a waiting pool though from Amazie. I blew
it up myself.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
They say we wanted to do bees, but they said,
you got a swimming pool, They will dive bomby if
you're in your pool.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Are you serious?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Should we never?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
You know?
Speaker 3 (11:21):
That's people?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Yeah, shoul, if you have a swimming pool, do not
get bees. We wanted eggs, but the foxes eat the chickens.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
You know how the fox? We got fox?
Speaker 1 (11:30):
What does the fox say? We got bears? We got everything?
Where do you live in hell? Oh?
Speaker 3 (11:39):
That don't sound like New York.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Well, is it hard to learn how to grow all
these things? No, it's very easy. It's very easy.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
See.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Here's the thing about growing stuff. You don't have to
do a lot of the work. It's gonna do most stuff.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yeah, all you gotta do is dig a hole, right,
put a little bit of fertilizer in the hall, drop
the seed that you barely can see, cover that up
water on a daily basis, let the sun does what
the sun does, and back up and watch it grow. Wow.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
I feel like I kill it all.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
But if you feel like you're gonna kill it, you
will kill it. It's how you think, however you're thinking
in life. If you know you're gonna do well, you're
gonna do well. If you know you're gonna kill something,
you're gonna kill it.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Amen, create it, you know.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
But let's be so satisfying when you see it grow
and you're like, I want to eat that for dinner.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
I feel like I can do magic.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Okay, I feel like I'm an alchemist of sorts, Like
I am a magician. I take this little black thing
that I could barely say look like a flee, throw
it in the dirt, and then six months later, I
have a harvest and I can share that with all
my neighbors, or I can cook it like I make
the best call of Greens. I almost made you, all Son,
but then I was out at the club last night.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Party took the club. My grandmother never said that.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
On Collar Green Sunday, she said, little, but you're gonna
get your call green and your corn bread and your
black eyed peas.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Good for you though, it's so good for you. I
love talking to my plants. I love growing that food.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
And I'm going to open a grocery store in my
community and I'm very proud of it. And that'll be
a great text break for me. And then on top
of that, it's music. If I have time right now
to hit the song and say, good mind, let's go.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
No, you want another, you want another? Spend?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
That's part of club clubs, all right, Tiffany had it,
Lil job to the club Club, Bobby four By, Party
to the Clip Club. Thanks for coming in today, Tiffany Haddish, Everyone, Brooklyn.
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Boys, my microphone is falling apart.
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