September 21, 2023 • 10 mins
With no cameras on in the studio, what actually happens during today's podcast!
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcasting
show's audio audio?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Here we go, Here we go. She's so excited. You
cannot see us. I don't have to suck it in
because today is an audio only version of the podcast.
A lot of people only listen to the audio version.
Didn't started, baby, there's a video version too. You can
see what we look like, but not today because we
can't see you.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Let's take off our shirts.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Yeah, yeah, Nate's got the titties out.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
You do have the titties. They're getting a little jiggly.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
They are not.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
I do like the fact that Nate's eyes match his
shirt very well today.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
And you're the pink of your lips matched the pink
of your titties.
Speaker 6 (00:59):
They do, they do, doesn't it?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
And it also matches the pink of something else.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yeah, they're saying, you're anus sometimes the same shade as
your lips because it's the same type of skin.
Speaker 6 (01:10):
Yeah, it is.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
The pigmentation goes the same way there.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
And if you pucker up like a kiss, like it
kind of looks like a butthole.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
It does.
Speaker 6 (01:18):
Say that.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah, kiss kiss me on my butt line.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
Now mine looks too much worse.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Oh, my god, it's just really the tone of the podcast.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
I was telling Scotty about it, what I'm.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Breed of monkey with the red asses.
Speaker 7 (01:31):
So Scotty b just walked in. Now, Scotty, what you heard?
What do you think we're talking about?
Speaker 6 (01:36):
When when Nate puckers his lips, it looks like a butthole?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yes, yeah, good Scotty, because the pigmentation of your lips
is the same as your anus, and so they if
we looked at your anis right now, it would be
the same color as your lips.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
We're gonna look in the mirror later.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Straddle your mirror. Get back to it.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
You have too much free time on your hands.
Speaker 6 (01:56):
I want to look at my butthole.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Yes, this is.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
The worst beginning to a podcast ever.
Speaker 6 (02:01):
That's great, he came out.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I'm hit the share button. Hey maha, everybody. Everyone got
to hear this episode.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
Of the fifteen Morning show Butthole.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Garrett, thank you for moving from buttholes to not buttholes.
Thank you for signing up your friend Chris DiStefano. Yes,
coming into the show today.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
He's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
So did you guys grow up together on Seaten Island?
Speaker 7 (02:24):
I met him about ten twelve years ago, and he
was on a show called Guy Code and Girl Code
on MTV, and then he started doing these small shows
and he did a comedy show in Hoboken. My wife
and I went to go see where he performed for
ten people in the back of a restaurant during Hoboken
Comedy Festival. So for to see him go from ten
(02:45):
people at an Italian restaurant to five thousand people at
at Radio City Music Hall on Friday night is pretty incredible.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
Are you going to see him there Radio?
Speaker 7 (02:54):
Yeah? And I go, I'm paying for tickets and he
wouldn't let me pay.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Aw, that's nice.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Well that's not good business.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
I know.
Speaker 7 (03:01):
That's why I go, how are you gonna pay for stuff?
Speaker 6 (03:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
You know you got to insist on paying. But anyway,
great interview. What we were so impressed with. Not only
is he hilarious christ Di Stefano, I can't say it. Uh,
he's very motivational in the way he speaks, and he's
very very positive and reinforces positive things in life. I
love him. I think he's great. Anyway, that was great.
Other highlightsman Today's show is that it probably that was it.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Breakfast was good.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Yeah, but my breakfast is really good.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
It's good you missed yesterday highlight.
Speaker 7 (03:32):
Scary paying for breakfast for everybody and realizing and he's
still paying for it.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
No, actually I paid for today, thank you, But I
would like to be hear when someone else pays one day.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
I think we've taken a lot of turns. Yeah, it's been.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Good because when I found out how much I paid
over the years in total, insane it was a month.
Probably it was a lot more than that.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
That reaction was the same Scary had for yesterday's breakfast.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
It was really poppingly it was a two hundred and
twenty three dollars.
Speaker 7 (04:03):
Bill, so ten thousand dollars versus two hundred I've read
how much.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Let me look it up on you guys talking about you.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Well, you were buying breakfast every single day for all
of us a long time.
Speaker 7 (04:12):
Probably.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Yeah, I hate to be mister pooh poohy here, but
do you know how cheap breakfast is to make? Like
that's where restaurants would traditionally make a lot of their money.
There is because eggs and bacon and bread, it's really
not potatoes is really not that expensive.
Speaker 8 (04:28):
You know, they should have put a functional kitchen in here.
There could be a chef in here every morning, and
that'd be much cheaper to make us all.
Speaker 7 (04:34):
We can't even get the bathroom to work.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
You're right, yeah, yeah, that's the other problem.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Why is it the new thing to clean the bathrooms
while we're on the air, and then they put it
out with that, then they close the bathroom and they
won't let you in. I'm like, dude, I got three
minutes to pay.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
What are you doing? Yesterday?
Speaker 5 (04:49):
I had to go in the.
Speaker 6 (04:50):
Something right now I wanted the boys was closed today too.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
When did they start doing this?
Speaker 9 (04:55):
A couple of days ago, a couple of weeks they've
shifted the schedule.
Speaker 7 (04:59):
They like a limbo stick up by the door, like
you can't get around.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
I had to have some A guy watched the boy's
bathroom for me yesterday. Actually yeah, and so that I
could go to the bathroom and not have another guy.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
A guy walking you say, boys, yeah, the boy's bathroom is.
I wasn't back.
Speaker 8 (05:15):
I was back to school night last night and I
had to go to the boy's bath The boys bathroom was.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Like real low.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
Yes, the toilets are like way down on the floor.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Well, it's good news because you have a really long penis.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Wow, did you aw? Did the thing happen?
Speaker 6 (05:30):
I didn't sit? I didn't sit.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Yeah. No, I spent running around ten thousand dollars on breakfast.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
That's insane.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
And how many months, like since January?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I think it's kind of weird. Can I show you
something I said? So I did a search for text
messages using the word breakfast, and it says right here
for with Froggy. Oh, the ten thousand dollars breakfast. So
I pull up that conversation with Froggy, and right above
that is a photo that I sent Froggy this guy
with this massive schlung. Oh you know this is the
(05:59):
guy it was dating, Ricky Martin.
Speaker 6 (06:02):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Now that's a ten thousand dollars breakfast right there. Everybody?
You know, Okay that I noticed that.
Speaker 9 (06:09):
You ever reach out to somebody you haven't in a
long time, or a group a thread that you haven't
seen in a long time, and then you look at
the texts that were right above it that were not erased,
and it's just like a whole different time zone or whatever.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Smutty porn, a dirty meme.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Do you guys delete text messages like threads.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
Oh no, you do, I have them all.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
I don't either all the time.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Usually, Well I know, but you're not talking about the ship.
We're talking about it.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
I have all my threads from my dad before he died.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Oh see, I want to race those.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
And then one of our.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Friends, Joe, Joe Rainey, who passed away. I have my
whole thread with him and stuff. So I get nervous
that things are gonna get deleted.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I used to delete Joe Rainey text. But I tell you,
I was in the habit of just I would do
a text and delete, and you would look in my
text messages. I won't have like four histories. But now
it's building.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
So you know what I noticed because my phone started
acting weird and I had to get the battery swapped out.
That even videos that we delete on text messages, they're
still in your phone, like there there's like a layer beyond.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
On I have to delete them.
Speaker 7 (07:14):
Well, well outside of the trash, they stay in like
the text messages. So if I send Danielle like a
picture of a phone video and delete it, it's still
in the phone.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Even though I see what you're saying, It's still in this.
Speaker 7 (07:25):
It's for the police, right right, So you have to
go in and delete it again, called that exhibit A.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
In a court of law.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Yeah, they want to though you. There's no amount of
deleting that you can do that'll keep it from getting
recovered if somebody wants to recover it.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
Well that but I needed space on because my phone
was slowing down. So I was like, why is my
phone slowing down?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Okay? So if I had a dick pic and it
was in my photos, and also there's one in a
text to you, Gandhi, And if I deleted on my
photos and I delete that text stream, it's still available somewhere.
Speaker 7 (07:52):
It's still deep down in your iPhone cloud, not in
the cloud.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
But they can, cops can come back and get all
kinds of stuff from them.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Nothing's ever really with Garrett can. Surely the cops can.
Speaker 7 (08:05):
I am the cops.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
I had some drug dealer the other day.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
They deleted twenty thousand messages and the cops got them immediately.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
Okay, but don't the dick pics blur?
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Now they're supposed to at some point.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I don't know then, what's the point.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Why are they stealing our joy?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
It is terrible.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I was drinking. It was blurry the first time I
saw it.
Speaker 7 (08:25):
So if you go into Settings iPhone Storage and then
it shows you like everything down there, and.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Then Settings iPhone Storage okay, okay.
Speaker 7 (08:32):
And then you see recommendations of things to delete like
review large attachments, old conversations, messages, and then you see
what like on your phone get takes up the most
space like text, messages, apps and whatnot. And then you
can go in and start deleting things that you thought
you were.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yeah, I need to start working on that. I mean,
nothing illegal going on.
Speaker 7 (08:52):
It's just like, well, yeah, but your phone will get
faster eventually, yeah, because the new ones on the way.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Yep, all right, this is boring.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
Are we tapped out?
Speaker 2 (09:02):
You've really accomplished nothing. You've given us nothing.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
So outside of Christmas stuff, you know what was your
favorite part of the morning.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Well watching Nate say are we done yet? You haven't
done anything. You haven't contributed it. The other thing, you
took your shirt off at the beginning and that wasn't
even real. You lied about that.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
You've ruined it.
Speaker 7 (09:24):
Don't you remember the magic of radio.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
We could say we did anything in the studio, but.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Nobody saw it to video. No, yeah, not since video
came out. Nobody sees this. There's used to see this stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Oh my god, they have.
Speaker 6 (09:35):
Naked people in there.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Really, now you actually have to tell the truth.
Speaker 8 (09:38):
You know, how much back in the day, how much
stuff that Greg t and I embellished when we went
out before there was a video of all this crap.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
I don't want to hear that. I believe it. It
was all true.
Speaker 8 (09:48):
I mean, most of it happened, but we made it
sound better than it was. It was theater of the mind.
Speaker 6 (09:51):
You know.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
One time we did a show where I said, hey,
let's take our for clothes, and we pretended to take
all of our clothes off. Listeners were so offended. There
were some people that is just that is just awful.
There's kids listening.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
They were offended at the thought of you naked.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Exactly. I am too.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
This is ridiculous. Also, when you call something theater of
the mind, in essence, it's really a lie. Right, So
can I just lie all the time and call it
theater of the mind when you're lying? Yeah, that's what
it is.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
No, obviously I did not steal that car. It is
the theater of the mind.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
I think been schizophrenia.
Speaker 6 (10:24):
Sure, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Maybe can we leave again? Yeah, we're not on camera,
we don't have to wave goodbye. We're waving goodbye, but
not really theater of the mind by the fifteen minute
Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcasting
show's audio audio?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Here we go, Here we go. She's so excited. You
cannot see us. I don't have to suck it in
because today is an audio only version of the podcast.
A lot of people only listen to the audio version.
Didn't started, baby, there's a video version too. You can
see what we look like, but not today because we
can't see you.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Let's take off our shirts.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Yeah, yeah, Nate's got the titties out.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
You do have the titties. They're getting a little jiggly.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
They are not.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
I do like the fact that Nate's eyes match his
shirt very well today.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
And you're the pink of your lips matched the pink
of your titties.
Speaker 6 (00:59):
They do, they do, doesn't it?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
And it also matches the pink of something else.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yeah, they're saying, you're anus sometimes the same shade as
your lips because it's the same type of skin.
Speaker 6 (01:10):
Yeah, it is.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
The pigmentation goes the same way there.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
And if you pucker up like a kiss, like it
kind of looks like a butthole.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
It does.
Speaker 6 (01:18):
Say that.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah, kiss kiss me on my butt line.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
Now mine looks too much worse.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Oh, my god, it's just really the tone of the podcast.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
I was telling Scotty about it, what I'm.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Breed of monkey with the red asses.
Speaker 7 (01:31):
So Scotty b just walked in. Now, Scotty, what you heard?
What do you think we're talking about?
Speaker 6 (01:36):
When when Nate puckers his lips, it looks like a butthole?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yes, yeah, good Scotty, because the pigmentation of your lips
is the same as your anus, and so they if
we looked at your anis right now, it would be
the same color as your lips.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
We're gonna look in the mirror later.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Straddle your mirror. Get back to it.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
You have too much free time on your hands.
Speaker 6 (01:56):
I want to look at my butthole.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Yes, this is.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
The worst beginning to a podcast ever.
Speaker 6 (02:01):
That's great, he came out.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I'm hit the share button. Hey maha, everybody. Everyone got
to hear this episode.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
Of the fifteen Morning show Butthole.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Garrett, thank you for moving from buttholes to not buttholes.
Thank you for signing up your friend Chris DiStefano. Yes,
coming into the show today.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
He's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
So did you guys grow up together on Seaten Island?
Speaker 7 (02:24):
I met him about ten twelve years ago, and he
was on a show called Guy Code and Girl Code
on MTV, and then he started doing these small shows
and he did a comedy show in Hoboken. My wife
and I went to go see where he performed for
ten people in the back of a restaurant during Hoboken
Comedy Festival. So for to see him go from ten
(02:45):
people at an Italian restaurant to five thousand people at
at Radio City Music Hall on Friday night is pretty incredible.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
Are you going to see him there Radio?
Speaker 7 (02:54):
Yeah? And I go, I'm paying for tickets and he
wouldn't let me pay.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Aw, that's nice.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Well that's not good business.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
I know.
Speaker 7 (03:01):
That's why I go, how are you gonna pay for stuff?
Speaker 6 (03:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
You know you got to insist on paying. But anyway,
great interview. What we were so impressed with. Not only
is he hilarious christ Di Stefano, I can't say it. Uh,
he's very motivational in the way he speaks, and he's
very very positive and reinforces positive things in life. I
love him. I think he's great. Anyway, that was great.
Other highlightsman Today's show is that it probably that was it.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Breakfast was good.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Yeah, but my breakfast is really good.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
It's good you missed yesterday highlight.
Speaker 7 (03:32):
Scary paying for breakfast for everybody and realizing and he's
still paying for it.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
No, actually I paid for today, thank you, But I
would like to be hear when someone else pays one day.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
I think we've taken a lot of turns. Yeah, it's been.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Good because when I found out how much I paid
over the years in total, insane it was a month.
Probably it was a lot more than that.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
That reaction was the same Scary had for yesterday's breakfast.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
It was really poppingly it was a two hundred and
twenty three dollars.
Speaker 7 (04:03):
Bill, so ten thousand dollars versus two hundred I've read
how much.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Let me look it up on you guys talking about you.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Well, you were buying breakfast every single day for all
of us a long time.
Speaker 7 (04:12):
Probably.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Yeah, I hate to be mister pooh poohy here, but
do you know how cheap breakfast is to make? Like
that's where restaurants would traditionally make a lot of their money.
There is because eggs and bacon and bread, it's really
not potatoes is really not that expensive.
Speaker 8 (04:28):
You know, they should have put a functional kitchen in here.
There could be a chef in here every morning, and
that'd be much cheaper to make us all.
Speaker 7 (04:34):
We can't even get the bathroom to work.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
You're right, yeah, yeah, that's the other problem.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Why is it the new thing to clean the bathrooms
while we're on the air, and then they put it
out with that, then they close the bathroom and they
won't let you in. I'm like, dude, I got three
minutes to pay.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
What are you doing? Yesterday?
Speaker 5 (04:49):
I had to go in the.
Speaker 6 (04:50):
Something right now I wanted the boys was closed today too.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
When did they start doing this?
Speaker 9 (04:55):
A couple of days ago, a couple of weeks they've
shifted the schedule.
Speaker 7 (04:59):
They like a limbo stick up by the door, like
you can't get around.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
I had to have some A guy watched the boy's
bathroom for me yesterday. Actually yeah, and so that I
could go to the bathroom and not have another guy.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
A guy walking you say, boys, yeah, the boy's bathroom is.
I wasn't back.
Speaker 8 (05:15):
I was back to school night last night and I
had to go to the boy's bath The boys bathroom was.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Like real low.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
Yes, the toilets are like way down on the floor.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Well, it's good news because you have a really long penis.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Wow, did you aw? Did the thing happen?
Speaker 6 (05:30):
I didn't sit? I didn't sit.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Yeah. No, I spent running around ten thousand dollars on breakfast.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
That's insane.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
And how many months, like since January?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I think it's kind of weird. Can I show you
something I said? So I did a search for text
messages using the word breakfast, and it says right here
for with Froggy. Oh, the ten thousand dollars breakfast. So
I pull up that conversation with Froggy, and right above
that is a photo that I sent Froggy this guy
with this massive schlung. Oh you know this is the
(05:59):
guy it was dating, Ricky Martin.
Speaker 6 (06:02):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Now that's a ten thousand dollars breakfast right there. Everybody?
You know, Okay that I noticed that.
Speaker 9 (06:09):
You ever reach out to somebody you haven't in a
long time, or a group a thread that you haven't
seen in a long time, and then you look at
the texts that were right above it that were not erased,
and it's just like a whole different time zone or whatever.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Smutty porn, a dirty meme.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Do you guys delete text messages like threads.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
Oh no, you do, I have them all.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
I don't either all the time.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Usually, Well I know, but you're not talking about the ship.
We're talking about it.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
I have all my threads from my dad before he died.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Oh see, I want to race those.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
And then one of our.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Friends, Joe, Joe Rainey, who passed away. I have my
whole thread with him and stuff. So I get nervous
that things are gonna get deleted.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I used to delete Joe Rainey text. But I tell you,
I was in the habit of just I would do
a text and delete, and you would look in my
text messages. I won't have like four histories. But now
it's building.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
So you know what I noticed because my phone started
acting weird and I had to get the battery swapped out.
That even videos that we delete on text messages, they're
still in your phone, like there there's like a layer beyond.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
On I have to delete them.
Speaker 7 (07:14):
Well, well outside of the trash, they stay in like
the text messages. So if I send Danielle like a
picture of a phone video and delete it, it's still
in the phone.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Even though I see what you're saying, It's still in this.
Speaker 7 (07:25):
It's for the police, right right, So you have to
go in and delete it again, called that exhibit A.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
In a court of law.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Yeah, they want to though you. There's no amount of
deleting that you can do that'll keep it from getting
recovered if somebody wants to recover it.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
Well that but I needed space on because my phone
was slowing down. So I was like, why is my
phone slowing down?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Okay? So if I had a dick pic and it
was in my photos, and also there's one in a
text to you, Gandhi, And if I deleted on my
photos and I delete that text stream, it's still available somewhere.
Speaker 7 (07:52):
It's still deep down in your iPhone cloud, not in
the cloud.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
But they can, cops can come back and get all
kinds of stuff from them.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Nothing's ever really with Garrett can. Surely the cops can.
Speaker 7 (08:05):
I am the cops.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
I had some drug dealer the other day.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
They deleted twenty thousand messages and the cops got them immediately.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
Okay, but don't the dick pics blur?
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Now they're supposed to at some point.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I don't know then, what's the point.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Why are they stealing our joy?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
It is terrible.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I was drinking. It was blurry the first time I
saw it.
Speaker 7 (08:25):
So if you go into Settings iPhone Storage and then
it shows you like everything down there, and.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Then Settings iPhone Storage okay, okay.
Speaker 7 (08:32):
And then you see recommendations of things to delete like
review large attachments, old conversations, messages, and then you see
what like on your phone get takes up the most
space like text, messages, apps and whatnot. And then you
can go in and start deleting things that you thought
you were.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yeah, I need to start working on that. I mean,
nothing illegal going on.
Speaker 7 (08:52):
It's just like, well, yeah, but your phone will get
faster eventually, yeah, because the new ones on the way.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Yep, all right, this is boring.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
Are we tapped out?
Speaker 2 (09:02):
You've really accomplished nothing. You've given us nothing.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
So outside of Christmas stuff, you know what was your
favorite part of the morning.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Well watching Nate say are we done yet? You haven't
done anything. You haven't contributed it. The other thing, you
took your shirt off at the beginning and that wasn't
even real. You lied about that.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
You've ruined it.
Speaker 7 (09:24):
Don't you remember the magic of radio.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
We could say we did anything in the studio, but.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Nobody saw it to video. No, yeah, not since video
came out. Nobody sees this. There's used to see this stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Oh my god, they have.
Speaker 6 (09:35):
Naked people in there.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Really, now you actually have to tell the truth.
Speaker 8 (09:38):
You know, how much back in the day, how much
stuff that Greg t and I embellished when we went
out before there was a video of all this crap.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
I don't want to hear that. I believe it. It
was all true.
Speaker 8 (09:48):
I mean, most of it happened, but we made it
sound better than it was. It was theater of the mind.
Speaker 6 (09:51):
You know.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
One time we did a show where I said, hey,
let's take our for clothes, and we pretended to take
all of our clothes off. Listeners were so offended. There
were some people that is just that is just awful.
There's kids listening.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
They were offended at the thought of you naked.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Exactly. I am too.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
This is ridiculous. Also, when you call something theater of
the mind, in essence, it's really a lie. Right, So
can I just lie all the time and call it
theater of the mind when you're lying? Yeah, that's what
it is.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
No, obviously I did not steal that car. It is
the theater of the mind.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
I think been schizophrenia.
Speaker 6 (10:24):
Sure, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Maybe can we leave again? Yeah, we're not on camera,
we don't have to wave goodbye. We're waving goodbye, but
not really theater of the mind by the fifteen minute
Morning Show
Hosts And Creators
Elvis Duran
Garrett
Popular Podcasts
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com
24/7 News: The Latest
The latest news in 4 minutes updated every hour, every day.
Therapy Gecko
An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.