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August 13, 2024 10 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Firm Elsie Morning Show, the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Our new summer hours reduce it to five minutes. Maybe
sometimes we've gone to seven.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
We've kind of.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Screwed ourselves a little bit.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Anyway, we got a full house. We've got Scotty b
in the Serial Killers podcast room. We've got Danielle, I've
got Gandhi, I've got Scary Garrett, and of course straight
Nate right there still get the water out of his
ears from being waterboarded in my pool yesterday.

Speaker 5 (00:39):
Your rule was the perfect temperature.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Though I don't know because you guys were pissing it.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
A little bit, just a tiny bit came out once
that was Nates.

Speaker 5 (00:50):
Nate said the same thing.

Speaker 6 (00:51):
No, I didn't have any yearine, but I did realize
that we're basically in butthole soup, because then you think
about it, we had eighteen people in that pool, and
like everybody's butt hole is just in this water.

Speaker 5 (01:02):
Just marinate hole soup, foot soup because the buttholes were covered,
but the feet.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Were steepy, buts are not covered in the water because
I mean, Gandhi, there's still the current going past the
butthole in and out of the swimsuit.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
If you think about it.

Speaker 7 (01:19):
Oh man, you're making me think of these things really
explicitly now, and I don't want.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
To pool experience. Were swimming in the sand river people
and Scotty.

Speaker 5 (01:29):
I don't know who's true or not. He said he
pete on Andrew's neck when they were chicken fighting.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
No, you guys said that on his neck.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Sure, you took it. You took a dump on his neck.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
I tried. I couldn't do it.

Speaker 6 (01:42):
Scotty and Andrew went down very quickly in the game
of chicken in your pool by the way, like they're like,
who wants to fight us? And then before whoever went
up first? They went down in like two seconds.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
It was because of the neck pee Andrew chucked him off.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
So just just it was just like a little slice
of reality from our party yesterday. People are weird. It
was a great party in the beginning. It's slow to
get going because everyone's like, okay.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
What do we do?

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Okay where we and Alex came out and said they're bored.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
People cocktails to.

Speaker 7 (02:14):
Get there, gets in the pool, which I think was Scotti.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
Yeah, the first one I took my shirt off first.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
You guys GANI was second. Hold your nose when you
go under water?

Speaker 4 (02:26):
I do?

Speaker 7 (02:27):
I do?

Speaker 5 (02:27):
I hold you actually hold it?

Speaker 7 (02:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:29):
Do you open your eyes? I do? No? No, but
soup cold doesn't slam into.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
The wall otherwise get cocksuck virus. I always is it cocksucky?
I don't think.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
They say that if if you fart in someone's eyeball
it gets pink eye? Is it the same as swimming
in butt soup in your eyes?

Speaker 4 (02:52):
But anybody have pink eye today?

Speaker 5 (02:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:55):
Check tonight?

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Well to see.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Scottie Bee and Garrett were the first two to arrive,
and they got to watch us like we were still
setting up.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
And I hope I wasn't being we should have set
up earlier, but not at all.

Speaker 6 (03:06):
I mean, how are you going to argue like, no,
don't we don't need the pizza truck please?

Speaker 4 (03:11):
I mean, like I was.

Speaker 8 (03:13):
Actually telling I was telling Robin and uh, you know
my girlfriend and uh, Sam, don't you Scotty Scotti b
is that guy he's got I was calls for twelve o'clock.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Scotty gets there at eleven fifteen.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
No, I'm always on. No, I'm on time. Always When
did you get there? I got there at eleven twenty nine.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
We were talking about twelve o'clock.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
Told this, but he told me between twelve thirty.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Yes, I was told eleven thirty, eleven thirty. You got
eleven thirty. Nate told me eleven thirty. It's such an
old man. That's an old man.

Speaker 5 (03:43):
And I told you between twelve thirty and one before I.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Left, and I would have been there sooner.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
And I told you.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
I drove around the block a few times. I said,
between twelve and twelve thirty.

Speaker 7 (03:52):
Thank you all this, And I'm looking a little Scotty's
there already thirty.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
I get Daniel was Daniel was the last to arrive Sheldon.
And when you guys got there, the party was happening. Now,
that was the best time to arrive.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
And to be honest, when I got there, they just
started serving the food.

Speaker 5 (04:09):
It was perfect.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
You didn't have to be bored, like I was, like, really,
they're gonna start leaving, Well, they.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Just got here. They're sober. You gotta get a drink, Yeah,
you gotta.

Speaker 6 (04:22):
But did you get to enjoy yourself because it looked
like you were you were working Elvis like.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
Like you didn't.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
I was working a little bit, but no, the guys
who were running the party, they were working.

Speaker 6 (04:32):
No.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
I enjoyed myself, but it was And I had a
shot here and there. I was drinking here and there.
I didn't get to eat.

Speaker 7 (04:38):
Though, Like he was always worried that somebody, somebody was
gonna throw him.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
In the pools. Well, there was a second.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
I was walking by the pool kind of looking around,
and then I have my arms like this crossed, and
I had my cell phone in one hand. Someone takes
the cell phone in quickly, right out from under me,
out of my hands.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
I look around.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
It's Gandhi and in that split sag I knew what
was coming. It was going to be the slow ocean
into the pool. If something I said talked to you
out of it. I don't remember what I said, but
you changed your mind.

Speaker 5 (05:10):
You turn around yourself, fucking kill you. The thing is,
I just wanted to scare him, so I had to
eke the phone. I gave him like a tiny little
push and then he turned around and you know that face,
and he's like, oh, I do have to know Yet
it was a point where Gandhi was going to jump
in the pool and do like a canniball, and she
sends me, hey, just so you know, I didn't do
it because you were standing right there, So yeah, she

(05:31):
does love some of us. Danielle's hair was dry. But
I saw like all the interns having a good time
and laughing and they were getting you know, I think
they were having maybe a drink or two. Yeah, And
Josh was right there, and I'm like, oh, I got
cannonball right into the middle of that conversation.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
But then you told me to do it.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
You weren't. No, that was a different time, and you
weren't even close by the way, because.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
I didn't want to get any anyone's hair wet.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
But the whole point was the canniball into the middle
of what was happening. Otherwise, okay, random canniball.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
But can I just say, as an observer, Yeah, between
Gandhi and Josh, they spent.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Hours just plotting, just thinking of ways to menacingly.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
You throw someone in the pool or insult them in
already makes them hate themselves around.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
Where can I go next?

Speaker 5 (06:18):
We're putting bounties on people, like how much would it
cost for this one? How much would it cost for
this one. And then your husband came over and he said,
fuck it, I'll throw all of them for free. You're like, yes.
And by the way, Scotty, when he cannon balled into
the pool, very very meekly, he came out and said,
I just want you to know, now, my ball's neck

(06:38):
and head hurt.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
Yeah, I don't. I don't count of ball frequently because
I hurt myself.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Whose floating band aid was that? Whose band aid was floating.

Speaker 6 (06:47):
Io that before we went so Abby denied it was
hers because she apparently had cut herself when we left here.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
But she said it wasn't her band aid.

Speaker 5 (06:55):
She took the band off before a minute.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
An open wound is even worse.

Speaker 7 (06:58):
No, I had little I had and still had after
I got out of the water. Where is that band aid?

Speaker 8 (07:06):
I changed it this morning.

Speaker 7 (07:10):
I have a blister on the back of my heel
up the arch of my foot, But that band aid
stayed on me because Nate, I'd gotten out of the water,
And You're like, was that your band aid? I'm like, no,
mine is still on me. Okay, so it wasn't my
band aid.

Speaker 5 (07:25):
Just saying I know, I'm saying I know who the
band aid belonged to. I'll never say.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
You did tell me. I think I confronted them.

Speaker 5 (07:35):
No, you came over to the pool and then we
were like, nothing happened. Nothing to see here, nothing to see.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
But there is something about a band aid floating by.

Speaker 5 (07:42):
The person claimed it real fast and was like, shut up,
shut up. I'm like, oh, you were.

Speaker 6 (07:46):
Seeing the bees and Andrews hair yesterday. Oh, he has
some product that bees love.

Speaker 5 (07:52):
Also, the level of fear that everyone here has over
a honeybee was ridiculous. People were screaming, you just take it.
You can put it on your finger and take it away, or.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
You smash it.

Speaker 7 (08:01):
Yellow jacket. They make honey and they provide society.

Speaker 6 (08:06):
You only drowned squirrels.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
Yeah that's true.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
I'm still hearing some feedback from that comment. It's scary
on our show, saying, you know, I wait, you're supposed
to drown the squirrels before.

Speaker 7 (08:20):
Don't shoot the drowner. I was reporting back what I
read for them. I never said you.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
Should do this. This is what you did to drown them.

Speaker 7 (08:29):
Anyway, this is a conversation that went on, not from
I had nothing to do with it.

Speaker 5 (08:32):
It's terrible.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
Pick them up on the table and swing them around.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Elvis dran Show just posted some more photos from the
party yesterday.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Oh okay, nice on Insta. Look at that. We look
like we're having fun.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
Look all right, but look there's producer Sam pinching Scottie
Bee's nipple.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
That hurte.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
Oh I have a question also, you never I will
like post pictures are something that has to do the show.
Somebody always takes them and shares them. Do we know
who that person is and.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
What they're doing shares the pictures online?

Speaker 5 (09:07):
Yeah, it'll say like this person share because when I
post on Instagram, it will automatically post to Facebook, which
I don't actually use that much. But then I'll get
a notice that says somebody I don't remember the person's
name shared these photos. I'm like, what, who's sharing them?

Speaker 7 (09:19):
Why you got a name call out?

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Oh that's great.

Speaker 8 (09:21):
I'd love to have that, that kind of technology.

Speaker 5 (09:24):
I thought you guys would know what I'm gonna go
look now.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
By the way, on a side note, you know, Alma,
they have the best to go boxes for pizza that
I've ever seen in my entire life.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Oh yeah, those are great. Those can go in the
oven the round things. Yeah that those are oven oven friendly.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
Wow, there you go.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
I love Alma and again I want anyone and everyone
who can go to Alma. The people that go there
are gonna hate me for doing that because they wanted
to be their secret place.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Yeah yeah, so just going. Don't tell anyone.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
So next Monday, another party.

Speaker 7 (09:54):
Yeah yeah, we've got another next Monday.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Right, yeah, yeah, but who's who's pool this time?

Speaker 4 (10:01):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (10:01):
Yes, it's Uncle Johnny's party.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Andrew's here.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
Oh that's right.

Speaker 7 (10:07):
Yeah, Monday is our Hey, nice, nice bandid you have.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Floating in the pool?

Speaker 4 (10:11):
Up?

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Monday?

Speaker 3 (10:12):
We're going to Fire Island for Uncle Johnny. Okay, they
have a pizza place there.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
It's really good.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Hey, right across the boardwalk from where we're going. All right, look,
I think we've worn our our welcome out here?

Speaker 4 (10:25):
Was that? We're over ten minutes?

Speaker 3 (10:26):
Oh Jesus, Oh my god, I knew it was turning
to hurt. Well, have a great day, guys, love you.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
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