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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Elvin Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Hi, it's the fifteen minute morning show podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Let's do it.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
We got a room full, we're missing one person, though.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
We're about to miss two.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
But where do you go? Nate?
Speaker 5 (00:25):
He has to save himself.
Speaker 6 (00:26):
Yeah, and we had our favorite dog from Keenan for
Warriors comming today and he's emerging.
Speaker 7 (00:31):
I think that's just an excuse. He should come in here.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Then we'll bless you now you thank you. Yeah, he
can be in there with Scotty.
Speaker 6 (00:36):
Right, come on, can you go get Nate and have
him just sit in with Scotty? Okay, bless your shoe?
Oh my god. So this is gonna be an interesting podcast.
Speaker 8 (00:48):
I'm gonna try it.
Speaker 7 (00:48):
So if Scotty b and Nate I'm not sure if
this does this microphone work, just use yours?
Speaker 9 (00:54):
No, Scotty, can't we just start the podcast? Share bananas?
I mean you might as well share, but.
Speaker 8 (01:05):
I don't care about it.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
I don't care.
Speaker 6 (01:07):
This is the worst podcast ever. We haven't even starting
all right. So here on the podcast we have Scotty
Bee and Nate. Nate in there because he's allergic to
the room. And here's Gandhi, who's also allergic to dogs.
He's gonna sneeze the entire podcast. They're scary, who, by
the way, looks younger than ever. And here's Garrett, of course,
looking fine.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
All right, Danielle is not with us. She is with
her son, getting some stuff, taking care of her home,
and she'll be back with us tomorrow on the show.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Excellent.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
So there, we had a.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Great show today. We had a lot of fun. We
laughed at a lot of stuff.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
Yeah, I feel like.
Speaker 8 (01:40):
We kind of ran a marathon this morning. And I
have no idea why. I just feel like I worked
out for some reason.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
Because you've been laughing so hard you actually get abs
from working out. I mean abs from laughing. Is laughing
considered an ab working I'm.
Speaker 7 (01:52):
Sorry, I have to interrupt.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
No, I can't put my stuff down.
Speaker 7 (01:57):
There so much shit right here, right here? I mean,
just stay what trong is?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Are you saying that Scotty Bee studio? I'm not Can
you hear me?
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Can you hear me? So you're saying Scotty Bee's studio
is so cutter.
Speaker 7 (02:09):
I can't even sit down my laptop.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
There is crap.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Putting it on the floor.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I'm not putting it on the floor.
Speaker 7 (02:16):
Shitty shoes are all over it. There is stuff everywhere.
I'm sorry, I just had to I can't.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
We'll give you a pass. Nate, you don't. You don't
have to be on the podcast. You can go, thank you,
just go go go. You're in a he's in a mood.
Speaker 7 (02:30):
He's not bad news.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Today newspapers. Who reads the newspaper?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Scotty Scotty Bee.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
I'm just it's a habit, okay, Nate, really it's okay,
I'm sorry. Okay, So anyway, Daniel's not here. I think
the podcast is right right of time.
Speaker 8 (02:52):
I think we laughed. We ended with can you get
abs from laughing?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Do you do?
Speaker 6 (02:56):
You think it's possible? I mean it's like doing little
crunches every time you laugh.
Speaker 8 (03:00):
I think it has to be a little bit of
a workout. If your stomach hurts after you laugh so hard,
it has to be.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yeah, scary, you actually got to work out today.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Laugh. I did good job. No, actually, no, you were
the ones laughing at me.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I thanks to you. We got a workout.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
Yeah no, I was just trying to make him look
even younger.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (03:17):
I probably should have just said what I needed to
say without opening up with a line that made everybody
get crazy.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
That was great.
Speaker 7 (03:24):
Hey, Scary, Yeah, how do you stay so fit and
trim Scotty? It's great.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
I never know he said, I'm Scotty. That's not what
he said. Scary says, Hey, you know what. People come
up to me and go, scary. How is it you're
still looking so young? That's what he said. I know
that could We listened to the recording like four times.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
You did Oh my god? But no, no, it happened
to me at the bar the other night. So we're
going to hear it again.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
No, I don't mean to rehash it.
Speaker 9 (03:50):
Yes, you know, but I'm actually I'm really excited because
all my old school brook and friends and I were
all getting together this weekend. So I'm going upstate and
we're gonna hang out. We're gonna probab go to a brewery.
They're probably gonna smoke a lot of weed. We're gonna
hang out. We're gonna have like a sleepover over my
buddy's house. Now, when we were young and before my
friends were all married with kids, we used to do
that regularly.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
So we try and take carved time out. I mean,
we plan this two months and.
Speaker 9 (04:15):
Sounds like a lot of fun and we're gonna have
a boys night, a guys night. But the thing is
a lot of people don't stop, stop down and do
that even and I know they have obligations, you know,
with with families and stuff, but.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
You should probably take time out to do that.
Speaker 7 (04:29):
It's hard to do that.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
OK, you gotta work on it, you know, you have to.
You have to carve the time out sometimes if you're
really busy. I get that. So you're saying that everyone
thinks you look young because you do things like that, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
I feel like there's not.
Speaker 9 (04:45):
There's not a lot of mileage on me the way,
like I even like even in the workout category, like
I've never worked out.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
That's right, you don't have that. You don't have workout
mileage down.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
If you think about it, Ghandi, coming before you come.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
If you work.
Speaker 9 (05:00):
Out, you're straining your muscles, You're straining everything you could got.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Your knees could go bad. He this, Your knees could
go bad, all kinds of things.
Speaker 9 (05:09):
Look, what happens is some of these people who look
out their entire life and then they.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
Have You're saying they're working out is stressful on your
body and you shouldn't it because it makes you look old.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
You couldn't hear what was happening in there.
Speaker 9 (05:24):
I'm just saying no, but you all kidding aside, Like
a lot of people, they have families.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
They have daily trials and tribulations.
Speaker 9 (05:30):
They don't sleep well because they have other people in
the bed with them, or they got their kids waking
them up, and they're they got to take kids to
soccer practice, and.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
Then they go to the gym and do your cardio.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
That adds mileage to someone's body, and they're you're right,
So no.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
I gotta tell you when I do work out, I
feel great sometimes and sometimes I don't sometimes. I mean,
I'm at an age where working can be taxing. You're right,
I think we'll all feel better. It looks better if
we don't work out.
Speaker 7 (05:55):
So we're does rotting on the counch do for you?
Speaker 4 (05:57):
I don't know, but it preserves mummy.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
He's preserved because he doesn't move a muscle. You're like
a little veal. You're like a veal in the cage.
Speaker 9 (06:10):
Okay, everyone should to do a little cardio. I think
maybe I'm maybe I'm not stepping up to the plate
the way I should.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
I just did my cardio right now does step into.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
The plate, because stepping means you're getting a step.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
Todays. I don't know if I had too much caffeine.
Speaker 8 (06:24):
I don't know if I'm just feeding off of your energy.
But today has been one of those slap happy like
what the fuck is going on around here?
Speaker 10 (06:30):
Days?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Question for you?
Speaker 6 (06:37):
Let me just take Tom back. So here's Tom Pullman
and the president of the Universe. So Scary made a
comment on our show today saying, hey, my friends all say, hey, Scary,
how is it you look so young?
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Scary looks young. Scary looks young.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
Same that he gets together with his friends. He does
things that are fine.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
But now the boys.
Speaker 9 (07:00):
Weekend and it's things like it's times like that that
allow me to maintain I don't have a lot of
mileage on my body.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
Hold on, I gotta he say he doesn't miles because
he doesn't work out. If you work out, you put
mileage on your body. Therefore you look like ship. Else
what you say.
Speaker 9 (07:23):
If you have an infant right and it's keeping you
up all night every night, and you gut know what
you said.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
I just said working out makes you look old.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
I think that that's the new thing for me. I
feel like, no, it.
Speaker 9 (07:33):
Doesn't make you look old. I just feel like when
you work out. If you don't work out, you've preserved
your body. Like I'm not gonna like I need new
knees hopefully because I didn't run my whole talk.
Speaker 10 (07:47):
Well, you are missing for me. I don't even know
where to start. Have you been to a doctor lately?
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Check your blood?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Yeah, cholesterol, my cholester believe it or not, it's pretty good.
Speaker 7 (08:01):
Do you have diabetes?
Speaker 4 (08:02):
No, that's me a.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
Twelve year old boy.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
I'm gonna text you. The doctor in all cats.
Speaker 9 (08:12):
My cardiology says, hey, Anthony, scary, good news.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Your echo is.
Speaker 9 (08:17):
Perfectly normal, normal size, heart and function, valve abnora maladies.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
Okay, So what you're saying is you are the picture
of health because you don't work out, is what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
I just because I haven't abused my body?
Speaker 7 (08:29):
What about the seven cookies I watched you this morning.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
That I'm just trying to think of some other tests
that could give you.
Speaker 9 (08:36):
Well, I am gonna get it a CT scan on
my heart to see what's going on in the arteries.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
We don't know that yet.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Okay, sorry, let's check back after that.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
Okay, he's the only one that didn't get COVID. No,
but keep in mind he's Sicilian and he wait, hold on,
because he didn't leave the house. He is he was
out a rage every night while we were like bundled
up at home. No, he is of Sicilian background, and
they do have a certain body and makeup that keeps
them older, living longer. Right, but but but I love
(09:04):
that he calls working out abuse of the body.
Speaker 8 (09:07):
That was like, I've been crying for like the last
forty minutes.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
This is great, this is I get it.
Speaker 10 (09:13):
If you're trying to save your joints, not to do pounding,
running and that kind of that.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Kind of stuff.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
But you got to get your heart going still, You're.
Speaker 9 (09:18):
Right, okay, and you can do other things and resistance
training and rest.
Speaker 6 (09:24):
He ran around this morning.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Yeah, you ran around this morning when he fucked up
the show.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
I didn't taking this as a podcast broadcast.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
We gives you that idea a meltdown today.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
And here's what's scary.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
I don't know what I'm like, you gotta go to
the room and push a butt.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
And he just did.
Speaker 6 (09:43):
Now time, I don't I can't blame the company.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
It wasn't me. It was actually that you haddled like
a button like the problem was from there. No ze
was going haywire.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Scottie Bee was getting chicken parm near the room and
he was.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
You got to see the video.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
It's the Oh look is not happy?
Speaker 4 (10:01):
What happened?
Speaker 7 (10:02):
Well, it was Radio Gold.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
All of our affiliates work. We're doing a show playing seven.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
When I go over the board times, wait, did did something?
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Nothing bad? When it was just a collision of audio.
Speaker 10 (10:16):
Okay, fine, that's just the thing.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
To play him?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
How do I play it?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Scary?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Once again?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
He si, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (10:24):
He burned another thousand calories. Another thousand calories, just burned.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
This is what I know.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Look at the time, is it gonna be on the air.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
No, it won't. It won't because we're in the middle
of something else.
Speaker 6 (10:35):
Okay, so play Morning Show melt down four. Really, this
is what it sounded like on Z one hundred in
New York City. We could play it here here we go.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
What's going on? Carry?
Speaker 5 (10:58):
Oh my god, wow, Scott, I.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Think you only heard that if you're in New York.
Speaker 7 (11:14):
Right, So that's what happened when I was trying to
do that jingle nationally. You're what I was trying to
promote Z one hundreds jingle ball nationally.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
That's good doing excellent.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
You are not, first of all, your lying full sack
of crap and you were the other room getting chicken palm.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
We look at Tom's painted nail.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Oh yeah, that's Louise.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Louise did that. You have to meet Louise. She's fabulous.
We'll get we'll get to that lady.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
That's another podcast. Anyway.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
We'll just let you know that things are normal here
at Z one hundred.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Yeah, it sounds like it.
Speaker 6 (11:46):
And scaries out of shape everything, but he's preserving his body.
Speaker 10 (11:49):
I think maybe next year you run the marathon, the
New York Marathon. Oh wow, you know what it takes like,
you know, nine months to a year to train. That
could be a goal.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
That's a lot.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
He can't even drive twenty six points whatever miles.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
But he's not great. We're having a half marathon. We're
just doing it.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Thirteen miles, go all in, go all in New York City.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
That would hurt his knees. It, don't hurt your knees. Scary,
don't do it.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
He's got the year old. You sound very nervous right now.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Anyway, are we done? Are we just minutes?
Speaker 7 (12:16):
Twelve minutes or twelve into fifteen minutes time?
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Okay, good, But I'm glad you stopped by.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Tom.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
It's always a pleasure to see you.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Thanks Tom Pulman.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Ever, always hang out with the boys, Always hang out
with your boys. Carve that time out.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
You do the marathon with your boys.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
No, no, no, his boys are all smoking by Tom.
Speaker 7 (12:35):
Thanks for stopping by. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (12:38):
I don't feel if we embarrassed Tom this time, like
all everyone say goodbye.
Speaker 7 (12:42):
We gotta get it bye.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
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