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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Melting fifteen Morning Show? Shall we get here? We are
it's the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast. It's good to
have everyone back together. We've got Scotty Bee, We've got Scotty,
(00:24):
We've got Danielle with all those big, bodacious balloons in
the background. Hello, there's Straight and eight, Hi Gandhi, and
of course Garrett's here as well. We're Scottie b Scotty
be there. I did say Scotty Bee, didn't I went
in his serial killers Farmland Milk studio.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Oh, yes, he needs an iron for that that fly
I do.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
I don't know how to, but you know what, it's
a It's very cheaply made and I feel like it
will melt if I put anything near it.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
I think you can get the stuff that I always
spray on it.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Release that or get one of those steamers steamer steamer,
a steamer. All right, we got lots to cover, well,
I say that, and I have no idea what we're covering.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
So, by the way, when we keep talking about serial
killers on the Big Show, I don't think right away
my head doesn't go to serial killers seer, it goes
to ceer.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
As it should.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
And I'm like that, and I'm like talking about like
serial killers, like it's a bad thing and make it
which great.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
You're growing to You're going to the innocence of Cereal,
right for Cereal and not you know, the brutal murder
By the way, we were talking about how to get
away with brutal murders and how to get rid of
the bodies today on the show. Did you see the text. No,
they're saying, first of all, when you bury the body,
don't bury it lying down. You bury it standing straight up. Oh,
because when they when they send the the X ray
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helicopters over or whatever, they don't see the body. And
they also say, to bury a dead animal on top
of it, it'll throw them off.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
You're gonna you have to take like eight feet down.
Then that's a lot.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Yeah, that's a lot.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
I just don't think you should bury bodies.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
You have to get rid of it. Yeah, Like, what
do you buy a meat grinder? Didn't they do that
as sopranos.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
They got the meat like breaking bad in the barrels
with the acid.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah, yeah, barrels with acid. But they're saying the teeth
is the is the scary thing because sometimes the teeth
don't don't go away. But they say, if you want
to get rid of teeth, you pull them out first
and you put them in a in a can of
coca cola.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
It's a lot of work.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
It's a lot of work. No, but it tells you
what we hold on. It tells you what coca cola
does to your teeth. Right, just say it, okay, go ahead,
what the teeth is?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Okay. So they're always like, oh, we had to go
to dental records to find the idea the body. How
do they go to dentel They just have like a
random pile of people that haven't they haven't heard from,
and they get their dental records. Like, I don't know,
how do they even know where to start looking at
people's teeth?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Are teeth like fingerprints?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah, don't they They don't. I don't know. They use
dental records to confirm what they think they.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Are, right, Like, so you would have to know because
if you just find a body in the woods, you
have no clue who that is, right, you have a suspicion.
So do these people have a stack of like dental
records go up, not this person.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Is there a dental record database that.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Has to have a stack of missing people?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
That's what I'm saying, that could be it. I know,
if ever you find a body you think it's mine,
all you do is look at my teeth. You'll go, oh,
there's that snackle tooth, bitch, we know who that is.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Where are the records kept?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
If I have a body, I'm gonna take it to
Walla Walla Washington because they'll just have Walla Walla Washington team.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Yeah. What if you've never gone to the dentist.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Then they don't have it.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Then they don't have dental records. But again, I think
they basically use them to confirm what they think they
already know. If they if they're saying there's a chance
this could be Danielle, they'll go to your dentist and
check the records.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
It's not like I don't think it'sist.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Just keep that in mind. I don't think. I don't
think there's a central dental record thing like dental data, Prince.
I don't think.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
So let's look it up.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Well, you got to cut the hands off. We learned
that in Sopranos. You got to cut the hands in
the head off. Oh my god, and put them someplace
other than the body.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Garrett is recording. Garrett's recording this conversation to play back
to the FBI.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
It says here, the master file is a database of
old dentists practicing and non practicing in the United States.
It's updated through a variety of methods, including recon instead
of Oh maybe this is just for the people that
actually as our dentists. I don't know our dental Another.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Thing, if there's a tattoo, you got to remove the
tattoo from.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Yeah, ass, that's the only way to go.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
That's what Jeffrey Dahmer did.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Yeah, inject then you also inject acid into their brains.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Into their brains.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Here thing here, this thing for lowatian kids. It's weird.
It just seems like a lot of work.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
By the way gandhis does, the national database is only
for missing persons.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Oh that's okay. So if someone's missing, then they they
get their dental records. Okay, I get that. That makes sense.
All right. This is such a morose podcast.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
I know.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
And Nate seems to be really really up front. Why
is his nipples hard?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Why are your nipples hard? All right, like, just listen,
they need a nipple database. Silver dollars. Who could that be?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Sink half dollars? My brother is a police officer, he said.
The reason most people get caught is because they're stupid. Criminals,
for the most part, are stupid. All of us here
in this room, we could get away with so much
because we're halfway intelligent.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Think about it.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Criminals are dumb, Like they leave their identified, they drop
their wallet at a crime scene.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
You know that would be me leave a cigarette, but
or something with DNA on it.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, but but you look at criminals like the sign
them to the lamb guy. That guy he was almost brilliant.
It's not Jeffrey No, I don't know of Elector. He
was one of the most incredibly brilliant people on earth.
But that's not a true story. That wasn't No, it's not.
It was too.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Well, No, Buffalo Bill in the movie was based.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
On it, right, right, right, right, yeah, all right, so
let's talk about unicorns and rainbows.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Why don't we talk about reunions.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Okay, yeah, Scotty just went I was kind of hoping
you'd score with someone from high school.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Yeah, me too, But you know, I wasn't really like that.
What am I gonna do go in the bathroom with
the bar? I mean, why not.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Get a number and hook up another day? There went
to high school really close to where you live.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
You have a home, yeah, I do, but there's also
the children live there, you know, the motel. It's not easy. Anyway,
it was a lot of fun, and you know what,
I feel like, I recognized probably ninety ninety five percent
of the people. There was a handful where I was like, hey, man,
good to see you, because you know, and I had
no idea, and then it was too late for me
to ask who they were. And then I felt like
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kind of a dick the next day and I texted
one of them, like, dude, I realized that I said
hello to you and I didn't even know it was you.
And I feel really bad and I'm so sorry, you know,
and he's like, all right, well we'll grab a beer.
But you know, it's just I don't know. I have
a great time. Like so many people I talked are
like I would never even be caught dead. At my reunion,
I could not wait, and I'm ready for the next
one already.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Oh good, that's cool. I love that, and I have
a lot of friends who do go to my reunions,
and like Elvis, you really should go. I'm like, I
just I have no desire, does it? What about you? Gandhi?
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Do you no none whatsoever?
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I have to tell you there were there were a
lot of holdouts, and two or three of them somehow
we flipped and they said, I'm so happy that I went,
Like they wanted nothing to do with it, and a
couple of them were thrilled that they came.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
I'm sure.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
I think the better off that you're doing in life,
the more you want to go, or the better you
look like.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
For instance, you've said this before.
Speaker 6 (07:58):
By the way, well I didn't see that, Scottie b.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
You you look very young for your age. You're fit,
you look great, your great health and you and you
and you're by the way, you're hung, you're hung like
a horse.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
I really should you should say you have a very
very interesting job a pony. I feel like you are perfect,
a perfect candidate to go there. So how did you
stack up against the competition?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Oh my god, I'm not.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Going to I'm not going to rate myself, but I mean,
you know, there were a couple of slobs there. But
you know, I mean, it is, it is what it is.
I mean, I know, I mean I feel like most
of the people in my I mean, look, it's thirty
years already. Most of the people aged very gracefully, and
everybody looked pretty pretty good for the most part.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Okay, So what a percentage of people showed up fifty
of your class.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
I would say close to seventy.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Wow, and you have you had a really large class too.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
It was about three fifty or so, between three and
four hundred. But you know what it was, we had
a very tight knit group. Everybody he was mostly was
was nice to each other and we all kind of
even though there were a little clickie everybody liked each other.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
There was no beef.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
There was no bs, so uh, you know, I mean
when we all hang out, we have a good time.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
If there's beef thirty years after high school, like somebody
needs to get a hold of them.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
No.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
But I just mean there was like there were two
people like I got treated like shit and picked on
by everybody in high school. Why don't want to hang
out with you jerks? You know, there were a couple
of those.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
But I mean, I can understand why would you, I.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Got if they had a bad experience, sure, but I
mean people change after thirty years.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
But sometimes see we don't want them to. We don't
let them out of that corral.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
You know.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
We keep them exactly where they were the day we
graduated and left them behind. And that's that's not very fair.
But you know, I don't know. Part of me wants
to go. But back to what Scary said earlier, like
you know what, if you do really well in life
and you're looking hot, you should go to your reunion
what like.
Speaker 6 (09:56):
To flex and especially if you were picked on it
and when you were in school, especially if I was.
I was part of the nerd herd, right, I was
always like picked on, looked over, whatever, like cast off,
you know in the corner, you know, with just our
own little nerdy group of friends. Now I got something
to show and prove here I am now look at me.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Look, I totally see that. If you were like the
nerdy guy and all of a sudden you're like the
guy that looks awesome in your.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Buffet, well that's not that's not your.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Scott back And.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
People are like, that's Harvey. Harvey looks amazing. Harvey seems
like the type of geeky name from school. Some of
that Harvey looks incredible, and then all the Harvey's the
one everyone wants to get with. Like I remember the
guy who everyone wanted in school, and I know what
he looks like. Now he shows up to the reunion,
all the girls are going to be like, what the
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freak out of them?
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Like there were a handful of girls that were like
kind of awkward in high school, and now it's like,
what's up?
Speaker 1 (10:59):
They're going to be more pro to show up. But
it's also not about just going to see what everyone
looks like. You had friendships back then, and you know
you there's more to it than you know, blowing Harvey.
See my problem is wether Harvey sounds seventy six.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
I heard somebody in my head how they were in
high school. So when I go back, I'll go back
to my chorus or my theater reunions. I go back,
I still see them as they were then. So when
I see them in person and they're not that age anymore, Oh,
my guy can't take this. My mind can't handle things
like that, Like to me, you're still you know, in
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school with me. I don't know it's stupid.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
I just feel like social media, I see anybody that
I would care about. I can keep tabs on anybody
that I would care about. There's only one person who's
nowhere on social media, and I want to like, what
the fuck happened to Dustin Hayes.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Dustin, and you're out there, holler are you Dustin? It's hard.
We got to wrap up. We gotta wrap up, guys.
I hope you had a wonderful day on the show.
I know we had a great time with each other
here on the Fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. But now
it's time to say peace out, have a beautiful day.
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