November 11, 2019 • 12 mins
What product do you have that cost under $50 and has changed your life? Plus , we talk to our girl Allie about her online dating situation with a guy she already knows.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Firms Morning show. Go ahead and tell everyone what you're raving.
I'm telling you it changed my life. Go ahead. It's
almost forty and I finally got a water pick. I
(00:25):
hate flossing, right, I hate it, absolutely hate it. But
he's going on and on. Nate hasn't he hasn't stopped.
Want today about this freaking water pick. Yeah, yeah, so
I hate flossing. Every time I go to the dentist,
my dentis says, why don't you get a water pick?
It's not It's like flossing but better. So finally I
just buckled because I was getting some black build up
here and I bought this water pick off of Amazon.
(00:47):
I'm telling you how changed my life. It's like every
time I use, I look forward to brushing my teeth.
This is how much I like it, Like I look
forward every time. Yeah, are they paying you to say? No,
I'm not. Seriously, I paid my own money. What a scam.
If we just came in here and we just took
money under the table, I would If they want to
(01:07):
pay me, I'll gladly take it. Because this thing WFE.
It's illegal for you to come on the show and
talk about something without divulging that you're getting paid for it.
I'm not getting paid for it, Okay, my own money
for it. But seriously, every time I brush my teeth now,
it's like going to the dentist for a clean. We
used to have water pick fights because you can shoot
water and you can do that too. And you know
the thing, anybody that doesn't have a water pick, I'm
(01:28):
gonna give you a little lesson right now. Make sure
you close your lips around it before you use it.
That's what I was taught because because if you just
have your mouth open and use the water pick, it's
sprays every Yeah, it gets you know what, I'm gonna
go to Amazon and I'm buying one. Seriously, Oh buy
the forty one because there's more expensive ones, but the
(01:50):
one that was that's forty bucks. You don't need it.
You don't need to, You don't need, don't need Okay,
So the question what under fifty dollars has changed your life?
I'll I'll go even cheaper. Okay. You know what I
love and I can't buy an off of them? Uh
they're called compete. I think you wear them because I
don't I don't wear socks, the things that Danielle had
that you stole from her. Yes, yeah, I don't like
(02:10):
to wear socks, especially in the summertime. And so by
the way, my feet don't smell. I do not have
stinky feet, and so but I just don't like socks.
So these these compete things, you know, I just put
put one on the side of my foot and there's
no blisters. It's great. It's like fifteen from boxes of
them back there. But I know I love But you see,
(02:31):
you don't have to spend a billion dollars to find
something that changes your life. So it's water picks. It's compete.
There you go all kinds of stuff, what cheap stuff?
How to change your life under fifty dollars. I mean
there's obviously, you know, an eighth weed, but I won't
say that. I will actually say a product. So Danielle
actually went to the Crayola factory not too long ago,
(02:52):
and she came back with this chapstick that is this
big fat crayon and I love it. It is the
greatest chapstick of my life. So I thought this has
to be expect So if she got it from the
Crayola factory. I went online and googled it. You can
get like an eight pack for eleven bucks. Awesome. Love
it change your life, change my life. I have two things.
One is the this plastic mirror with suction cups on
(03:12):
it that I got a tar j. You put it
in the shower shaving mirror like shaving mirror. I shave
in the shower now. I never was able to do
that until I had the mirror with the suction cups.
And the other thing, and or Green, is called the
or green pan frying pan. You don't have to use
any buttered spray or nothing. You could just like throw
(03:33):
eggs in the damn thing and they'll cook perfectly, and
perfect egg every time with no oil. And by the way,
the smell of your breath. You need to borrow Nate's
water picks. Another thing, the squatty potty. I've seen these
in in action. I've seen them at work. You put
the little things you put your feet on, basically a
(03:56):
little footstool around the bottom of your toilet, and they're
saying that it makes you it makes you pool better. Yes,
it changes your posture, so the pooh comes out faster
and people have sworn that they actually like got all
of the gunk out of their intestines. My friend's dad
said he lost fifteen pounds with the squatty pot That
happened to me, he swears, And we could call him
right now, but he'll say, yeah, I definitely did love
(04:17):
that thing. I've heard from many people to squatty potty
is something every bathroom needs. Yeah, it expresses your export process. Wait,
I got Amazon right now in order a squatty potty
at a water pits just a stool, it's not an
actual potty, No, it's just a it makes it elevates
your feet off the ground. So they're like, they're like, yeah,
(04:42):
just if it changes the trajectory of your missile, it
just speeds up the process. You know what, Just go
to look at squatty pot So yeah, lines, you don't
have to spend a ton of money too to enjoy
(05:03):
something that and share it with friends. Oh yes, Producer
Sam what I have two of them because you guys know,
I'm riddled with skin issues. So I found some really
good stuff. I use these little patches called peace out
acne and you just pop put it on a white
head and it sucks. The white head out by morning.
It's like under twenty dollars. I get at Sephora and
the other one is bio oil. It's like a scar
(05:24):
thing because I am a picker by nature, so I
leave scars. I know it's bad, but the by oils
like fifteen bucks on Amazon, and it's such a good
thing to remove scars. I love cheap stuff, love it.
Love Hey, uh, switching gears. I want to talk to Ali.
Of course, anything and everything social media on our show
is Ali, and you're doing the best job ever. We
(05:44):
love you can. We call her digitally digitally pretty good.
So Ali, it's always fun to talk to about her
dating life. You do have an adventurous dating life. I try.
I overheard you having a conversation Asian. You know me
when I over hear it, We're gonna bring it in.
We're gonna talk about it. I think you're we're your
(06:05):
online dating which site on hinge right now? That's like
the one you're on Hinge. But listen to what she's doing.
Gandhi helped me with this. I think she's manipulating a
little too much for this guy. She's trying to pick up.
What are you doing so I have a crush on
this guy, and I'm using Hinge to try and match
with him to see if he is into me, and
(06:26):
I want to ask me out. So I, um changed
my settings to be his age and my preference to
his religion and his location. Also, you're like defrauding him. Basically,
you're not the same religion. No, we are the same.
You are the same religion. Okay, what is his age? Okay,
so you and you know for a fact he's on
(06:49):
Hinge as well. I don't know for a fact, but
but if I have all these things, I should be
able to find him in like forty eight hours. Okay,
so so you are what else have you on your
hinge whatever profile to match him? So I I changed
my religion and well, no, I didn't change my religion.
(07:09):
I just made it so it's a um like game
changer if it's not that religion. And then um, I
changed my location be close to him, and then I
made it a mile radius so that the cyberstalking a
little bit, a little bit. It's like if you knew
where he lives and you just sit outside his house
every day like hi kind of but on the apps, Okay,
(07:32):
you're sound like you're a It sounds like you're a
member of the military and you're sending drones over to
like like shot shoot up his compounds. You are you
are narrowing it down to just him. Wait wait, you've
met him. Yeah, I met him and I have a
crush on him. Why don't you just tell him I
have a crush on you? Just go out, because then
I'll get maybe rejected. I don't want to. I'm scared.
(07:55):
It's going to be so much weirder now if he
hears this and then still doesn't go for it was
if you just met him in person, you just could
have got rejected and all the stuff you're lying about,
I mean, you basically are lying to get him to
notice you on I'm not lying. I'm just telling the
app what I prefer and it's everything that's him. Is
he like on Instagram? Yeah? Once you just slide into
(08:16):
his DMS on Instagram and say hi, because I have
his number. She's afraid rejected. She's afraid she'll be rejected
this way, either he goes for her or if he doesn't,
And if he doesn't, it's not a rejection exactly. If
I see he matches with me on hinge. Then I
know he's interested in me too. But you said I
think he's on hinge. Yeah, I don't actually know, but no, no, no,
but he's not going to be interested in you. He's
(08:39):
going to be interested in this person that you're trying
to make yourself to be that you're not well, I
am all those things. Yes, I agree with you, Elvis.
This is false pretenses. You can't create this person and
then go match with someone fishing. I'm not creating a person.
I'm just telling the app what I'm looking at the
(08:59):
same it's a US of a different color. So she's
basically trying to say, like, if this was the grocery store,
you've just moved your product to like a better place
so that he can see you're in capping capping him.
I think you're brilliant for this. First of all, this
is what's gonna get your foot in the door. It's
gonna buy you more time and conversation, and I think
then he'll get to know the real you afterwards, and
(09:21):
then you could laugh in the end about how remember
the beginning when I was just trying to you know, ever,
I stopped you and made up my whole life. Where
at the stage right now where it's like like, does
he like me? Does he not like me? Is he
gonna ask me on? Is he not gonna ask me out?
So I'm just moving along the process a little faster. Yeah,
(09:41):
but it seems like it would just be way easier
if you got the answer, like hit him up, Hey,
what's going on? Do you want to hang out? Let
me get the answer, versus he might be on hinge.
So maybe you're never gonna know and you'll just be
left in this like something I don't understand. You don't
even know if he's on hinge, but everyone's on hinge.
I mean, also not sponsored about Okay, all right, so um,
(10:04):
I do know he's single. So he all you know
about this poor guy and his location? Do you have
a mutual friend? We do? I I know his roommate. Okay,
why don't you just get his roommate? Like, so I
did kind of do that? How did that work? How
do you kind of do that? Either you do or
you don't. You're like, how did you manipulate his roommate
(10:26):
into helping you? I use my dog? Yeah, it's good plan.
A second I saw her posting with a dog on
the weekend, and I was like, this is weird. I
never really see Ellie with a dog, and now I
get it. It's awesome. It's keep dogs. So I texted
the roommate. The roommates not from the city or the area,
so I know he like kind of misses home. I
was like, listen, like, my dog is coming in on Saturday,
(10:48):
like into the city. Why don't we meet up and
have like a dog plate and like you can hang
out with the dog in that way, like you know.
So I you're trying every approach rather than like the
one that's guaranteed to give you answers faster, which is
like just contact him. I have to see him every
week at mode of my extracurricular activities. So is it soccer? Yeah, yeah,
(11:13):
always play soccer. She's been trying to get me to play,
but I'm never available when she wants to play. But
I'm interested in soccer to me boys. And I met
this boy. Wait, wait, so you don't play soccer because
you're like soccer you play soccer just to meet boys. No,
I actually do really like playing, but it just so
happens to be with a lot of single men. And
I had to leave my last team because I was
dating the captain of that team. So you see him
every week, you see him every week at soccer. Yeah. Yes,
(11:36):
she's creating a fake profile him. I want to get
I want to get back to this tomorrow. Let's get
some people to call in, get some phone numbers. I
want to get back to this tomorrow. How you have
conveniently been in the right place at the right time
to meet Mr Wright? Right? Stalker not stalker? Yeah, it
is kind of stalker a little bit, but in the
(11:59):
kid way. You're a cute stalker, only because I like you.
The Fifteen Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Firms Morning show. Go ahead and tell everyone what you're raving.
I'm telling you it changed my life. Go ahead. It's
almost forty and I finally got a water pick. I
(00:25):
hate flossing, right, I hate it, absolutely hate it. But
he's going on and on. Nate hasn't he hasn't stopped.
Want today about this freaking water pick. Yeah, yeah, so
I hate flossing. Every time I go to the dentist,
my dentis says, why don't you get a water pick?
It's not It's like flossing but better. So finally I
just buckled because I was getting some black build up
here and I bought this water pick off of Amazon.
(00:47):
I'm telling you how changed my life. It's like every
time I use, I look forward to brushing my teeth.
This is how much I like it, Like I look
forward every time. Yeah, are they paying you to say? No,
I'm not. Seriously, I paid my own money. What a scam.
If we just came in here and we just took
money under the table, I would If they want to
(01:07):
pay me, I'll gladly take it. Because this thing WFE.
It's illegal for you to come on the show and
talk about something without divulging that you're getting paid for it.
I'm not getting paid for it, Okay, my own money
for it. But seriously, every time I brush my teeth now,
it's like going to the dentist for a clean. We
used to have water pick fights because you can shoot
water and you can do that too. And you know
the thing, anybody that doesn't have a water pick, I'm
(01:28):
gonna give you a little lesson right now. Make sure
you close your lips around it before you use it.
That's what I was taught because because if you just
have your mouth open and use the water pick, it's
sprays every Yeah, it gets you know what, I'm gonna
go to Amazon and I'm buying one. Seriously, Oh buy
the forty one because there's more expensive ones, but the
(01:50):
one that was that's forty bucks. You don't need it.
You don't need to, You don't need, don't need Okay,
So the question what under fifty dollars has changed your life?
I'll I'll go even cheaper. Okay. You know what I
love and I can't buy an off of them? Uh
they're called compete. I think you wear them because I
don't I don't wear socks, the things that Danielle had
that you stole from her. Yes, yeah, I don't like
(02:10):
to wear socks, especially in the summertime. And so by
the way, my feet don't smell. I do not have
stinky feet, and so but I just don't like socks.
So these these compete things, you know, I just put
put one on the side of my foot and there's
no blisters. It's great. It's like fifteen from boxes of
them back there. But I know I love But you see,
(02:31):
you don't have to spend a billion dollars to find
something that changes your life. So it's water picks. It's compete.
There you go all kinds of stuff, what cheap stuff?
How to change your life under fifty dollars. I mean
there's obviously, you know, an eighth weed, but I won't
say that. I will actually say a product. So Danielle
actually went to the Crayola factory not too long ago,
(02:52):
and she came back with this chapstick that is this
big fat crayon and I love it. It is the
greatest chapstick of my life. So I thought this has
to be expect So if she got it from the
Crayola factory. I went online and googled it. You can
get like an eight pack for eleven bucks. Awesome. Love
it change your life, change my life. I have two things.
One is the this plastic mirror with suction cups on
(03:12):
it that I got a tar j. You put it
in the shower shaving mirror like shaving mirror. I shave
in the shower now. I never was able to do
that until I had the mirror with the suction cups.
And the other thing, and or Green, is called the
or green pan frying pan. You don't have to use
any buttered spray or nothing. You could just like throw
(03:33):
eggs in the damn thing and they'll cook perfectly, and
perfect egg every time with no oil. And by the way,
the smell of your breath. You need to borrow Nate's
water picks. Another thing, the squatty potty. I've seen these
in in action. I've seen them at work. You put
the little things you put your feet on, basically a
(03:56):
little footstool around the bottom of your toilet, and they're
saying that it makes you it makes you pool better. Yes,
it changes your posture, so the pooh comes out faster
and people have sworn that they actually like got all
of the gunk out of their intestines. My friend's dad
said he lost fifteen pounds with the squatty pot That
happened to me, he swears, And we could call him
right now, but he'll say, yeah, I definitely did love
(04:17):
that thing. I've heard from many people to squatty potty
is something every bathroom needs. Yeah, it expresses your export process. Wait,
I got Amazon right now in order a squatty potty
at a water pits just a stool, it's not an
actual potty, No, it's just a it makes it elevates
your feet off the ground. So they're like, they're like, yeah,
(04:42):
just if it changes the trajectory of your missile, it
just speeds up the process. You know what, Just go
to look at squatty pot So yeah, lines, you don't
have to spend a ton of money too to enjoy
(05:03):
something that and share it with friends. Oh yes, Producer
Sam what I have two of them because you guys know,
I'm riddled with skin issues. So I found some really
good stuff. I use these little patches called peace out
acne and you just pop put it on a white
head and it sucks. The white head out by morning.
It's like under twenty dollars. I get at Sephora and
the other one is bio oil. It's like a scar
(05:24):
thing because I am a picker by nature, so I
leave scars. I know it's bad, but the by oils
like fifteen bucks on Amazon, and it's such a good
thing to remove scars. I love cheap stuff, love it.
Love Hey, uh, switching gears. I want to talk to Ali.
Of course, anything and everything social media on our show
is Ali, and you're doing the best job ever. We
(05:44):
love you can. We call her digitally digitally pretty good.
So Ali, it's always fun to talk to about her
dating life. You do have an adventurous dating life. I try.
I overheard you having a conversation Asian. You know me
when I over hear it, We're gonna bring it in.
We're gonna talk about it. I think you're we're your
(06:05):
online dating which site on hinge right now? That's like
the one you're on Hinge. But listen to what she's doing.
Gandhi helped me with this. I think she's manipulating a
little too much for this guy. She's trying to pick up.
What are you doing so I have a crush on
this guy, and I'm using Hinge to try and match
with him to see if he is into me, and
(06:26):
I want to ask me out. So I, um changed
my settings to be his age and my preference to
his religion and his location. Also, you're like defrauding him. Basically,
you're not the same religion. No, we are the same.
You are the same religion. Okay, what is his age? Okay,
so you and you know for a fact he's on
(06:49):
Hinge as well. I don't know for a fact, but
but if I have all these things, I should be
able to find him in like forty eight hours. Okay,
so so you are what else have you on your
hinge whatever profile to match him? So I I changed
my religion and well, no, I didn't change my religion.
(07:09):
I just made it so it's a um like game
changer if it's not that religion. And then um, I
changed my location be close to him, and then I
made it a mile radius so that the cyberstalking a
little bit, a little bit. It's like if you knew
where he lives and you just sit outside his house
every day like hi kind of but on the apps, Okay,
(07:32):
you're sound like you're a It sounds like you're a
member of the military and you're sending drones over to
like like shot shoot up his compounds. You are you
are narrowing it down to just him. Wait wait, you've
met him. Yeah, I met him and I have a
crush on him. Why don't you just tell him I
have a crush on you? Just go out, because then
I'll get maybe rejected. I don't want to. I'm scared.
(07:55):
It's going to be so much weirder now if he
hears this and then still doesn't go for it was
if you just met him in person, you just could
have got rejected and all the stuff you're lying about,
I mean, you basically are lying to get him to
notice you on I'm not lying. I'm just telling the
app what I prefer and it's everything that's him. Is
he like on Instagram? Yeah? Once you just slide into
(08:16):
his DMS on Instagram and say hi, because I have
his number. She's afraid rejected. She's afraid she'll be rejected
this way, either he goes for her or if he doesn't,
And if he doesn't, it's not a rejection exactly. If
I see he matches with me on hinge. Then I
know he's interested in me too. But you said I
think he's on hinge. Yeah, I don't actually know, but no, no, no,
but he's not going to be interested in you. He's
(08:39):
going to be interested in this person that you're trying
to make yourself to be that you're not well, I
am all those things. Yes, I agree with you, Elvis.
This is false pretenses. You can't create this person and
then go match with someone fishing. I'm not creating a person.
I'm just telling the app what I'm looking at the
(08:59):
same it's a US of a different color. So she's
basically trying to say, like, if this was the grocery store,
you've just moved your product to like a better place
so that he can see you're in capping capping him.
I think you're brilliant for this. First of all, this
is what's gonna get your foot in the door. It's
gonna buy you more time and conversation, and I think
then he'll get to know the real you afterwards, and
(09:21):
then you could laugh in the end about how remember
the beginning when I was just trying to you know, ever,
I stopped you and made up my whole life. Where
at the stage right now where it's like like, does
he like me? Does he not like me? Is he
gonna ask me on? Is he not gonna ask me out?
So I'm just moving along the process a little faster. Yeah,
(09:41):
but it seems like it would just be way easier
if you got the answer, like hit him up, Hey,
what's going on? Do you want to hang out? Let
me get the answer, versus he might be on hinge.
So maybe you're never gonna know and you'll just be
left in this like something I don't understand. You don't
even know if he's on hinge, but everyone's on hinge.
I mean, also not sponsored about Okay, all right, so um,
(10:04):
I do know he's single. So he all you know
about this poor guy and his location? Do you have
a mutual friend? We do? I I know his roommate. Okay,
why don't you just get his roommate? Like, so I
did kind of do that? How did that work? How
do you kind of do that? Either you do or
you don't. You're like, how did you manipulate his roommate
(10:26):
into helping you? I use my dog? Yeah, it's good plan.
A second I saw her posting with a dog on
the weekend, and I was like, this is weird. I
never really see Ellie with a dog, and now I
get it. It's awesome. It's keep dogs. So I texted
the roommate. The roommates not from the city or the area,
so I know he like kind of misses home. I
was like, listen, like, my dog is coming in on Saturday,
(10:48):
like into the city. Why don't we meet up and
have like a dog plate and like you can hang
out with the dog in that way, like you know.
So I you're trying every approach rather than like the
one that's guaranteed to give you answers faster, which is
like just contact him. I have to see him every
week at mode of my extracurricular activities. So is it soccer? Yeah, yeah,
(11:13):
always play soccer. She's been trying to get me to play,
but I'm never available when she wants to play. But
I'm interested in soccer to me boys. And I met
this boy. Wait, wait, so you don't play soccer because
you're like soccer you play soccer just to meet boys. No,
I actually do really like playing, but it just so
happens to be with a lot of single men. And
I had to leave my last team because I was
dating the captain of that team. So you see him
every week, you see him every week at soccer. Yeah. Yes,
(11:36):
she's creating a fake profile him. I want to get
I want to get back to this tomorrow. Let's get
some people to call in, get some phone numbers. I
want to get back to this tomorrow. How you have
conveniently been in the right place at the right time
to meet Mr Wright? Right? Stalker not stalker? Yeah, it
is kind of stalker a little bit, but in the
(11:59):
kid way. You're a cute stalker, only because I like you.
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