September 6, 2023 • 13 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Fine morning show.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Okay, welcome to the podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Can we go back to Skary's internal monologue or lack thereof?
I still find this so fascinating, the fact that you
don't have a little voice in your head. Yeah, like,
what's your Okay, Danielle, what's your little voice saying?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Right now?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Right now, it's saying, Oh, my gosh, how are you
going to handle your son for college later today? That's
what my little voice is saying.
Speaker 5 (00:39):
Gandhi, what's There are many little voices. One is telling
me I really have to pee, another one is trying
to plot out how I get a picture with a
guest who's coming in here before the interview happens. And
then the other one is trying to figure out how
I'm getting home today because both of my rides are busy.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
So you have three voices all happening.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
There's probably more, but those are the three that are
the loudest.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Okay, right now, Scotty, what's your little boy saying?
Speaker 6 (01:01):
My little boys is wondering why I have to go
to the bathroom now because it's a little earlier than usual.
Speaker 7 (01:05):
Oh, there's a problem with the bathroom. I've never seen
this happen. That the men's bathroom. They put up a
sign says men's bathroom temporarily closed.
Speaker 6 (01:13):
There's a leak in there.
Speaker 7 (01:14):
There's no tenth floor.
Speaker 6 (01:16):
Baby's on the tenth floor.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
You've never been to the bathrooms on the tenth floor.
Oh my god, they're private.
Speaker 6 (01:23):
Tell Scotty where the bathrooms on the tenth floor are.
Speaker 8 (01:26):
Oh okay, so you get out of the elevator. Sorry, yeah,
there's microphones.
Speaker 6 (01:29):
Is it that one that looks like it doesn't really
belong in this building?
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (01:32):
This okay?
Speaker 8 (01:33):
So multiple? Yeah, so there, Yeah, there's multiple up there.
It's great. They have men and women's room that are
always empty. But then they also have just the private stall.
And I've been told the private stall it I actually
know it's someone else's radio shows here, one of the
big wigs secret. Uh think on that level. Mario own
(01:56):
private and I use it every morning. And I'm so sorry.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Andrew, And can we talk about what a little weasel
Andrew is? This morning? I told you guys, when I
have to peet, like until I get the stint taken out,
I have to pee. So I was waiting to go
up to the tenth floor and Pee Andrew gets out
of the elevator starts blocking me. He almost got Pete
on whoa.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 8 (02:15):
I thought it was a funny joke.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
By the way, at that same moment, I said, so,
why are you going up to the tenth floor and
she said, none of your business. You could have been
a nice friend and say there are private stalls on
a tenth floor.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
Now, you guys all knew.
Speaker 8 (02:31):
This commission for a while. I've been telling everybody, anybody, wait.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Am I gonna we can use Mario Lopez's bathrooms?
Speaker 8 (02:37):
Not Mario Lopez.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
It's the way, it's the premier syndication floors, and it's
our floor.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
It belongs to iHeart right, And.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
In that time in the morning, nobody's up there. You
can stay in and loun.
Speaker 7 (02:53):
But Scary is never going to be able to make it.
He's tied to the studio too far.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
We gonna coin the phrase I got to pull a
ten sonny.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
I sort of have the advantage here because we get
here so early.
Speaker 6 (03:06):
I get here. Let me tell you something, I don't
have to be in my studio until five twenty. I
get in at five o'clock because I know that's my time.
Like if I'm late and I don't get here until
five twenty, that I'm in trouble.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (03:19):
If you're here at five o'clock, where do you go?
Straight to the bathroom?
Speaker 6 (03:22):
Yes, I put my stuff down on my studio, right
to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
So many things floating around here.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
You can hear All of a sudden you hear in
the background it's Andrew popping the balloons.
Speaker 7 (03:34):
That have suck the helium.
Speaker 6 (03:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
I guess the.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Cameras can get yoursing up the place forwards.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Andrew step forward.
Speaker 7 (03:44):
Suck the helium.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
There you go, stand right between me and Danielle and
well you grab the balloon squeeze veryeh.
Speaker 8 (03:53):
There you go.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
That's like the tenth floor stuff right there.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Okay, so back to the many things we're discussing. You
have a Rievens against Scotty. Since we're talking to Scotty,
what did I do now him?
Speaker 8 (04:03):
My grievance against you is I today when I got
the coffee that scary stole yours, SKANDHI start drying.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
We the scissors around like that.
Speaker 8 (04:10):
When I'm sorry, thank you. I went to go get
the coffee. They only had two trays, so it was
like the two per coffee. There were six coffees total.
I text Scotty in advance, which I never do. I say, hey,
send someone down, or could someone help me bring the
coffee up? You know I would, but I'm tied to
the board.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
He could tell someone to help you.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
Thank you, right, so you know that I couldn't do it.
Why didn't you somebody?
Speaker 8 (04:37):
Why about any of it? Why you look at the
bathroom all the time and go I can't go. Someone's
in there, so you have enough time. I'm just asking
you to go down and help me with six coffees
that I'm carrying by my damn self.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
At this particular moment, it was six forty We have
a break at six forty three. I can't walk away.
Speaker 8 (04:53):
Okay, I'm done.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
You should learn about syndicated radio.
Speaker 8 (05:00):
Time to go downstairs. Don't act like that's the most
important that you try and look at the bathroom all
the time to know when it's the right time for
you to go.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
Now, they're about to go to a break, you dick.
Speaker 8 (05:09):
You're always about to go on break because you do
this all the time. You go I would help.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
But you know what, everybody in the room, listen right now.
Next time Andrew asks for help with something, I'm just
gonna go do it. If the show goes off the air,
that's the excuse. And I don't want to get in trouble.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
This is like that YouTube clip with a krusty anchor
and the crusty reporter.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Are you doing at each other?
Speaker 5 (05:36):
So like if he text Scotty and Scotty can't do it.
You're sitting next to interns. You can't tell someone else
to go.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
I don't think you're allowed to ask interns of do things.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yes, get paid, you can ask him to do stuff.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
When I was a ship, I got on I know,
get my laundry, I get you this.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
I'm like, what times have changed?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I'll say, we don't have that when we were not abused, well,
when we didn't really get abused, But.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
It was a different time years ago, when we were interning,
we didn't, you know, I think you can legally say
it. It was a different company back then.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
It was a different company, wasn't this company?
Speaker 4 (06:09):
And they get paid now, so you can technically ask
them if you need them to go down and get
something for you.
Speaker 6 (06:14):
Man, when I was an intern. I don't even want
to talk about it, but I mean there'd be gel
invob now.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
My first day jel or jail jel okay, my first.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Day as an unpaid eighteen year old intern, I was
on a cell phone.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
I had to go to a convenience.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Store, take my shirt off and see Kenny Rogers the
Gambler well on the air with the morning show.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Would that shit fly with anymore? Do you still know
that song on a warm summers?
Speaker 3 (06:45):
No way, but yeah, I still remember it, But yeah, Vivid,
it's you know, that ship would.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Not fly at all at all when I was an intern.
And I think I told you guys this before. Maybe
they There's a big golf tournament in Columbus called the
Mirefield Tournament. So all of the golfers, like the big
big golfers come through and at the time VJ Singh
was one of them, and they made me get dressed
up like I was a golf daughter, go to this
place called the Bogie Inn and hype everybody up that
(07:12):
my dad was coming because Indian guy, Indian looking guy,
Indian person and start chanting Vej VJ and I just
ran away and left them all there chanting. It was terrible.
I don't think we can do that to intern tower, right.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
I just remember them throwing money like cash at me
and it falling all over the floor, and then go
pick up wherever it was. It was either go pick
up my dry cleaning or go pick up my you know,
the food downstairs. I was like Jesus.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
I used to also work for guy. He would take
his coffee and as he was walking out of the
studio he would just put it down in front of me.
He wouldn't even ask me to heat it up. He
just would put it there and I had to go
heat it up. And when I finally got hired and
I was actually getting paid and he did it after
like three months, I finally said, dude, I would like
to not heat up your coffee anymore. Yeah, I am
the executive producer of the show. Now you fuck someone
(07:57):
else to do it. That'd be great. He was like, oh, oh,
I'm so sorry. Sure it was nice about.
Speaker 7 (08:03):
That damn time.
Speaker 6 (08:04):
I remember having to walk up and down the aisles
of the supermarket dressed as a Hoggendaws ice cream pint.
It was it was massive, Like I mean it was.
I was I enjoyed that only because I got the coupons.
I didn't get them all the way.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
You're cheap best. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
I think my most embarrassing moment as an intern was
when you know the old Lady mall walkers. Yeah, so
they sent me to the Mill Creek Mall in Erie, Pennsylvania,
and I had to dress up as an old woman.
So I had to get like the kitty cat sweater
and the sweatpants and the new balanced sneakers. They gave
me a wig and put makeup. There's pictures somewhere and
(08:41):
I was walking around the mall and people were looking
at me because here's this six foot tall grandmother the
mall and there was a woman in there grunting one Now,
what's happening? And then there was a knock on the door.
It's like security, who's in here. I'm like, oh, I'm
(09:04):
gonna get arrested. And I got chewed out by the
mall cop of course, shoot me out for being I
don't know, a transvestite. It was awful, But yeah, that
that ship wouldn't happen today.
Speaker 7 (09:19):
You would be able to get away with doing that
in the bathroom now though, because.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
I wonder if you.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
I mean, if you're if the interns are being paid now,
then technically they're kind of like employees.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
So if it is a.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Fun bit for the for the air, and they agree
to it, then maybe you can send them as an
old lady to the mall.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
I think it's a totally different ball game now that
they're getting paid. Yeah, I think that we can have
them do more.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
And they should want to do more, because you want
to stand out and you want to, you know, be
the next big thing.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
I mean, obviously you don't want to be degraded, but
I mean I wouldn't mind dressing up as an old lady.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
At the mall.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Any publicity publicity, they say, I don't know, don't you
want to stand out? Just do something outrageous, not.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
For something terrible. I feel like shitting a plane.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Okay, well, but look think about what we do, Like
we can't exactly go run to get food or run
to get coffee because we're on the air, right them
doing that enables us to do our joke, which is
always the waguine.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
But I always feel guilty, Like I always feel like, hey,
like if I leave my phone in my car so
often and then I can't go back to the car
a lot to get it. I'm like, I'm so sorry.
I hate to ask you to do this. I feel
so guilty as anybody to do it, but there's nothing
you can do about it.
Speaker 6 (10:32):
You know what if the place that you were interning
for was having a meeting per se per se, and
they put you up in a hotel, and when you
got to set hotel, it was an hourly hotel that
had vines hanging from the ceiling because it was the
jungle room, but that was the only room that was
left available, and you had to share it with the
person you were interning for. Would that happen today?
Speaker 7 (10:54):
Was Nate Shirtless singing Kenny Rogers?
Speaker 5 (10:56):
Or that sounds so sketchy.
Speaker 8 (10:59):
I love it.
Speaker 6 (10:59):
I just I'm just that's just hypothetical.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
Yeah, I think we've gone too far.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Were you originally going to Scary?
Speaker 7 (11:12):
What are you thinking about.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Us?
Speaker 5 (11:16):
Tell everybody your revelation about Scary's lack of inner monologue.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
So if you know Scary as we've known it for
a long time, when he starts talking to about some
idea he has, he literally just had that idea.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
I'm developing the idea as I speak about it because
I haven't thought about it in advance.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Like he's doing right now. Normally, when you say something,
you've had the time to think it over in your brain.
Speaker 6 (11:39):
About how you're going to say it.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Scary does that live and in person? Because he has
no thoughts in it.
Speaker 7 (11:44):
I would love to see him on Shark Tank.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
And you know, just to I mean, I guess we
never even got into it, which is fine. It was
a boring topic. But I really don't I don't have
any thoughts in my head. While all of you guys
have racing minds twenty four to seven, I really don't
think about much.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
I really don't have thought Scary the closest to then
of everybody here.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Yeah, did you see all the texts coming into people
like how do I do that? Scary?
Speaker 5 (12:11):
You should the class I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
See, he can't eat.
Speaker 7 (12:15):
He's thinking about its.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Class trying to think about something.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
The best is hearing him talk out loud to himself
about whatever it is that he's doing at the moment.
I'm like, oh, here it goes.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Because he has no internal yeah, boys, he has to externally.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Speak it into existence.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Well, I'm going to try and think before I speak,
I see how that goes.
Speaker 8 (12:33):
I wis.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
But you've made a living out of not doing that.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Just being in the moment spontaneous comes.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Here comes Andrew, Scottie ragged on you similar.
Speaker 6 (12:44):
No, I did.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Okay on that note. I thought this was a great podcast. Solid.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
Nice to see you guys.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Yes, it's going to be It's good. We should do
podcasts every day.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
I think we should think before you speak.
Speaker 7 (13:03):
It is not going to work out. This is not
working out for your.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Dad.
Speaker 8 (13:08):
Scary.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
The Fifteen Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Fine morning show.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Okay, welcome to the podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Can we go back to Skary's internal monologue or lack thereof?
I still find this so fascinating, the fact that you
don't have a little voice in your head. Yeah, like,
what's your Okay, Danielle, what's your little voice saying?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Right now?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Right now, it's saying, Oh, my gosh, how are you
going to handle your son for college later today? That's
what my little voice is saying.
Speaker 5 (00:39):
Gandhi, what's There are many little voices. One is telling
me I really have to pee, another one is trying
to plot out how I get a picture with a
guest who's coming in here before the interview happens. And
then the other one is trying to figure out how
I'm getting home today because both of my rides are busy.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
So you have three voices all happening.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
There's probably more, but those are the three that are
the loudest.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Okay, right now, Scotty, what's your little boy saying?
Speaker 6 (01:01):
My little boys is wondering why I have to go
to the bathroom now because it's a little earlier than usual.
Speaker 7 (01:05):
Oh, there's a problem with the bathroom. I've never seen
this happen. That the men's bathroom. They put up a
sign says men's bathroom temporarily closed.
Speaker 6 (01:13):
There's a leak in there.
Speaker 7 (01:14):
There's no tenth floor.
Speaker 6 (01:16):
Baby's on the tenth floor.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
You've never been to the bathrooms on the tenth floor.
Oh my god, they're private.
Speaker 6 (01:23):
Tell Scotty where the bathrooms on the tenth floor are.
Speaker 8 (01:26):
Oh okay, so you get out of the elevator. Sorry, yeah,
there's microphones.
Speaker 6 (01:29):
Is it that one that looks like it doesn't really
belong in this building?
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (01:32):
This okay?
Speaker 8 (01:33):
So multiple? Yeah, so there, Yeah, there's multiple up there.
It's great. They have men and women's room that are
always empty. But then they also have just the private stall.
And I've been told the private stall it I actually
know it's someone else's radio shows here, one of the
big wigs secret. Uh think on that level. Mario own
(01:56):
private and I use it every morning. And I'm so sorry.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Andrew, And can we talk about what a little weasel
Andrew is? This morning? I told you guys, when I
have to peet, like until I get the stint taken out,
I have to pee. So I was waiting to go
up to the tenth floor and Pee Andrew gets out
of the elevator starts blocking me. He almost got Pete
on whoa.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 8 (02:15):
I thought it was a funny joke.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
By the way, at that same moment, I said, so,
why are you going up to the tenth floor and
she said, none of your business. You could have been
a nice friend and say there are private stalls on
a tenth floor.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
Now, you guys all knew.
Speaker 8 (02:31):
This commission for a while. I've been telling everybody, anybody, wait.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Am I gonna we can use Mario Lopez's bathrooms?
Speaker 8 (02:37):
Not Mario Lopez.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
It's the way, it's the premier syndication floors, and it's
our floor.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
It belongs to iHeart right, And.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
In that time in the morning, nobody's up there. You
can stay in and loun.
Speaker 7 (02:53):
But Scary is never going to be able to make it.
He's tied to the studio too far.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
We gonna coin the phrase I got to pull a
ten sonny.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
I sort of have the advantage here because we get
here so early.
Speaker 6 (03:06):
I get here. Let me tell you something, I don't
have to be in my studio until five twenty. I
get in at five o'clock because I know that's my time.
Like if I'm late and I don't get here until
five twenty, that I'm in trouble.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (03:19):
If you're here at five o'clock, where do you go?
Straight to the bathroom?
Speaker 6 (03:22):
Yes, I put my stuff down on my studio, right
to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
So many things floating around here.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
You can hear All of a sudden you hear in
the background it's Andrew popping the balloons.
Speaker 7 (03:34):
That have suck the helium.
Speaker 6 (03:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
I guess the.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Cameras can get yoursing up the place forwards.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Andrew step forward.
Speaker 7 (03:44):
Suck the helium.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
There you go, stand right between me and Danielle and
well you grab the balloon squeeze veryeh.
Speaker 8 (03:53):
There you go.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
That's like the tenth floor stuff right there.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Okay, so back to the many things we're discussing. You
have a Rievens against Scotty. Since we're talking to Scotty,
what did I do now him?
Speaker 8 (04:03):
My grievance against you is I today when I got
the coffee that scary stole yours, SKANDHI start drying.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
We the scissors around like that.
Speaker 8 (04:10):
When I'm sorry, thank you. I went to go get
the coffee. They only had two trays, so it was
like the two per coffee. There were six coffees total.
I text Scotty in advance, which I never do. I say, hey,
send someone down, or could someone help me bring the
coffee up? You know I would, but I'm tied to
the board.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
He could tell someone to help you.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
Thank you, right, so you know that I couldn't do it.
Why didn't you somebody?
Speaker 8 (04:37):
Why about any of it? Why you look at the
bathroom all the time and go I can't go. Someone's
in there, so you have enough time. I'm just asking
you to go down and help me with six coffees
that I'm carrying by my damn self.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
At this particular moment, it was six forty We have
a break at six forty three. I can't walk away.
Speaker 8 (04:53):
Okay, I'm done.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
You should learn about syndicated radio.
Speaker 8 (05:00):
Time to go downstairs. Don't act like that's the most
important that you try and look at the bathroom all
the time to know when it's the right time for
you to go.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
Now, they're about to go to a break, you dick.
Speaker 8 (05:09):
You're always about to go on break because you do
this all the time. You go I would help.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
But you know what, everybody in the room, listen right now.
Next time Andrew asks for help with something, I'm just
gonna go do it. If the show goes off the air,
that's the excuse. And I don't want to get in trouble.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
This is like that YouTube clip with a krusty anchor
and the crusty reporter.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Are you doing at each other?
Speaker 5 (05:36):
So like if he text Scotty and Scotty can't do it.
You're sitting next to interns. You can't tell someone else
to go.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
I don't think you're allowed to ask interns of do things.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yes, get paid, you can ask him to do stuff.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
When I was a ship, I got on I know,
get my laundry, I get you this.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
I'm like, what times have changed?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I'll say, we don't have that when we were not abused, well,
when we didn't really get abused, But.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
It was a different time years ago, when we were interning,
we didn't, you know, I think you can legally say
it. It was a different company back then.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
It was a different company, wasn't this company?
Speaker 4 (06:09):
And they get paid now, so you can technically ask
them if you need them to go down and get
something for you.
Speaker 6 (06:14):
Man, when I was an intern. I don't even want
to talk about it, but I mean there'd be gel
invob now.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
My first day jel or jail jel okay, my first.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Day as an unpaid eighteen year old intern, I was
on a cell phone.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
I had to go to a convenience.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Store, take my shirt off and see Kenny Rogers the
Gambler well on the air with the morning show.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Would that shit fly with anymore? Do you still know
that song on a warm summers?
Speaker 3 (06:45):
No way, but yeah, I still remember it, But yeah, Vivid,
it's you know, that ship would.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Not fly at all at all when I was an intern.
And I think I told you guys this before. Maybe
they There's a big golf tournament in Columbus called the
Mirefield Tournament. So all of the golfers, like the big
big golfers come through and at the time VJ Singh
was one of them, and they made me get dressed
up like I was a golf daughter, go to this
place called the Bogie Inn and hype everybody up that
(07:12):
my dad was coming because Indian guy, Indian looking guy,
Indian person and start chanting Vej VJ and I just
ran away and left them all there chanting. It was terrible.
I don't think we can do that to intern tower, right.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
I just remember them throwing money like cash at me
and it falling all over the floor, and then go
pick up wherever it was. It was either go pick
up my dry cleaning or go pick up my you know,
the food downstairs. I was like Jesus.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
I used to also work for guy. He would take
his coffee and as he was walking out of the
studio he would just put it down in front of me.
He wouldn't even ask me to heat it up. He
just would put it there and I had to go
heat it up. And when I finally got hired and
I was actually getting paid and he did it after
like three months, I finally said, dude, I would like
to not heat up your coffee anymore. Yeah, I am
the executive producer of the show. Now you fuck someone
(07:57):
else to do it. That'd be great. He was like, oh, oh,
I'm so sorry. Sure it was nice about.
Speaker 7 (08:03):
That damn time.
Speaker 6 (08:04):
I remember having to walk up and down the aisles
of the supermarket dressed as a Hoggendaws ice cream pint.
It was it was massive, Like I mean it was.
I was I enjoyed that only because I got the coupons.
I didn't get them all the way.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
You're cheap best. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
I think my most embarrassing moment as an intern was
when you know the old Lady mall walkers. Yeah, so
they sent me to the Mill Creek Mall in Erie, Pennsylvania,
and I had to dress up as an old woman.
So I had to get like the kitty cat sweater
and the sweatpants and the new balanced sneakers. They gave
me a wig and put makeup. There's pictures somewhere and
(08:41):
I was walking around the mall and people were looking
at me because here's this six foot tall grandmother the
mall and there was a woman in there grunting one Now,
what's happening? And then there was a knock on the door.
It's like security, who's in here. I'm like, oh, I'm
(09:04):
gonna get arrested. And I got chewed out by the
mall cop of course, shoot me out for being I
don't know, a transvestite. It was awful, But yeah, that
that ship wouldn't happen today.
Speaker 7 (09:19):
You would be able to get away with doing that
in the bathroom now though, because.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
I wonder if you.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
I mean, if you're if the interns are being paid now,
then technically they're kind of like employees.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
So if it is a.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Fun bit for the for the air, and they agree
to it, then maybe you can send them as an
old lady to the mall.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
I think it's a totally different ball game now that
they're getting paid. Yeah, I think that we can have
them do more.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
And they should want to do more, because you want
to stand out and you want to, you know, be
the next big thing.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
I mean, obviously you don't want to be degraded, but
I mean I wouldn't mind dressing up as an old lady.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
At the mall.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Any publicity publicity, they say, I don't know, don't you
want to stand out? Just do something outrageous, not.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
For something terrible. I feel like shitting a plane.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Okay, well, but look think about what we do, Like
we can't exactly go run to get food or run
to get coffee because we're on the air, right them
doing that enables us to do our joke, which is
always the waguine.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
But I always feel guilty, Like I always feel like, hey,
like if I leave my phone in my car so
often and then I can't go back to the car
a lot to get it. I'm like, I'm so sorry.
I hate to ask you to do this. I feel
so guilty as anybody to do it, but there's nothing
you can do about it.
Speaker 6 (10:32):
You know what if the place that you were interning
for was having a meeting per se per se, and
they put you up in a hotel, and when you
got to set hotel, it was an hourly hotel that
had vines hanging from the ceiling because it was the
jungle room, but that was the only room that was
left available, and you had to share it with the
person you were interning for. Would that happen today?
Speaker 7 (10:54):
Was Nate Shirtless singing Kenny Rogers?
Speaker 5 (10:56):
Or that sounds so sketchy.
Speaker 8 (10:59):
I love it.
Speaker 6 (10:59):
I just I'm just that's just hypothetical.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
Yeah, I think we've gone too far.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Were you originally going to Scary?
Speaker 7 (11:12):
What are you thinking about.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Us?
Speaker 5 (11:16):
Tell everybody your revelation about Scary's lack of inner monologue.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
So if you know Scary as we've known it for
a long time, when he starts talking to about some
idea he has, he literally just had that idea.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
I'm developing the idea as I speak about it because
I haven't thought about it in advance.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Like he's doing right now. Normally, when you say something,
you've had the time to think it over in your brain.
Speaker 6 (11:39):
About how you're going to say it.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Scary does that live and in person? Because he has
no thoughts in it.
Speaker 7 (11:44):
I would love to see him on Shark Tank.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
And you know, just to I mean, I guess we
never even got into it, which is fine. It was
a boring topic. But I really don't I don't have
any thoughts in my head. While all of you guys
have racing minds twenty four to seven, I really don't
think about much.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
I really don't have thought Scary the closest to then
of everybody here.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Yeah, did you see all the texts coming into people
like how do I do that? Scary?
Speaker 5 (12:11):
You should the class I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
See, he can't eat.
Speaker 7 (12:15):
He's thinking about its.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Class trying to think about something.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
The best is hearing him talk out loud to himself
about whatever it is that he's doing at the moment.
I'm like, oh, here it goes.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Because he has no internal yeah, boys, he has to externally.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Speak it into existence.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Well, I'm going to try and think before I speak,
I see how that goes.
Speaker 8 (12:33):
I wis.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
But you've made a living out of not doing that.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Just being in the moment spontaneous comes.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Here comes Andrew, Scottie ragged on you similar.
Speaker 6 (12:44):
No, I did.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Okay on that note. I thought this was a great podcast. Solid.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
Nice to see you guys.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Yes, it's going to be It's good. We should do
podcasts every day.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
I think we should think before you speak.
Speaker 7 (13:03):
It is not going to work out. This is not
working out for your.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Dad.
Speaker 8 (13:08):
Scary.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
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