May 8, 2025 • 8 mins
Did you know Scotty B used to be a school bus driver? We chat about the incidents that happened on the bus growing up: fights, makeouts and throw up!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Get your hands together and we're gonna start to party and.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Start part I'm running a party.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
The Elvista ran after party at.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
Your After Party podcast. How do everybody Scotty Bee? Yes,
you used to drive the school bus.
Speaker 5 (00:23):
I did.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Was that like your your side hustle?
Speaker 5 (00:26):
It was my side hustle? So my kid could go
to nursery school for free.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Wow, Okay that's a that's a great payoff. Yeah. What
was it like driving those kids though?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I mean, I know you have to feel responsible and
be responsible and be safe.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Also you gotta deal with a bunch of stupid kids.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
Yeah, it's interesting because I drove. I drove for both
the pre k and day camp, so it's a bit
of a different crowd because the older kids that go
to the day camp are loud, obnoxious and throw things
around and h The younger kids just kind of sit
there quietly and let their noses run and cough a lot.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Like how old are these the oldest kids?
Speaker 6 (01:01):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (01:01):
The old for the oldest kids could be young teenagers.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Okay, so they were like at that point in their
lives they could be causing trouble.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
Yeah, they were loud and and kind of obnoxious and
I'm like, you just shut.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Up, But I can't say that. Well, you just did what.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Our bus drivers shut up all the time.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
No, you can't be like the south Park bus driver.
You have to be kind of nice with other. Parents
will complain. I'll put you on Facebook.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Okay, you're right diff different back in the yea. Well, Hell,
I got rock sand here, Rox Sand. I heard us
talking about this high rock sanne Hi.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
So you heard us talking about you talk You heard
us talking to a bus driver this morning on the show.
What you heard us talking about a bus driver the
other morning the show, we're talking to Scotty b how
he drove a bus.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
So you are a bus driver? Correct?
Speaker 7 (01:48):
I am correct?
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
In beautiful des Moines, Iowa, we love.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
We love the Iowa State Fair.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Now, so what's it like driving these these I mean,
don't you just want to pull over and smack them?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Sometimes? Sometimes yes, but you don't do.
Speaker 7 (02:06):
I've been doing it so long before when we start,
first start, you could stop the bus and say get out,
go home, walk home.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Oh wow, you can't do that. You cannot do that anymore.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
No, not anymore. No.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
See, you sound like a festive bus driver. You sound
like you're fun, but you got to be stern to
be you gotta be strong, right.
Speaker 7 (02:27):
You do you do, and I'm not gonna lie. I
am now into a special ed route, so I only
have anywhere from five to nine kids. So but yeah,
I heard Gandhi mention the words boogers, and I'm like,
I so have to wipe them off every day.
Speaker 8 (02:42):
I don't know what it is about kids and boogers,
but I'm just whenever I see kids, I'm like, they're
leaving boogers everywhere because I've seen a couple do it,
and I'm like, if I've.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Seen a couple, I can't even imagine what I have.
Speaker 7 (02:54):
Iswhere I had to ask, do we still have alcohol whites? Like,
oh no, that was a COVID thing, And I said,
but I use them every day, three times a day.
Like why, I said, because my kid's finger paint with boogers.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
This is nasty.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
You know my bus had a bodily fluid cleanup kit
in it. I never had to open it, but there
was one.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
There's a bodily fluid cup cover.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Yeah, like if someone threw up, I.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Guess those buses were equipped with fluid cleanup kits.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
It's a cup of wood shavings, yea shavings or kitty
litter or.
Speaker 7 (03:29):
Something like say something I don't know. I've never used one.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Is that body.
Speaker 7 (03:34):
I have had a student stand there and tell me
I need to go to the bathroom. Miss rock stand,
I need to go to the bathroom. Like, buddy, there's
nowhere to pull over. You have to wait till we
get home. He's in the front seat. He stands up
and he's face in the corner of the seat in
the window, and he just looked at his face and
he's like, ah, I'm like, you're going to the bathroom,
aren't you.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
And he's like, for any bodily fluid, c.
Speaker 7 (04:01):
Else do it?
Speaker 8 (04:03):
So for any bodily fluid, they just throw shavings on
it or the kiddy litter, like well there's pere vomit
or anything else that the immediate.
Speaker 7 (04:10):
It makes it stops running and then it soaks it
all up in the stays in one place.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
This is where you should never leave the house without sawdust.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Ever. I wish these bodily fluids was the problem that
we had. That that that that seems like a minor issue.
I'm from benz Onurs Brooklyn, and here we go.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
There you go speaking about your speaking for everyone in Brooklyn.
No one in Brooklyn agrees when you say this stuff.
Back of the bus was breeding ground for these bullies.
They would sit there and they would pretend like they
were in the Wwe jump off the top ropes, like
we were like physically like harming each other, like there
was no like wiping Bookers. I mean, I would have
killed for that to be like the biggest problem that
we had on our bus.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I'm just saying, no way opposite. I'd rather someone like
drop an elbow on even puke on me.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Roxanne, you should hear what Danielle used to do in
her bush. They had big fight.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
That wasn't my fault though.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
What happened was is I went to a private school
my first year of high school, and apparently some of
the girls had a problem with some of the girls
at another school. So I just happened to be in
the wrong place, on the wrong bus at the wrong time,
and those other girls from the other school stopped our bus,
got on our bus and started beating the crap and everyone.
(05:25):
This one girl, I'm not even kidding you, she spit
all over me. So much that I had her spit dripping.
I had to go away fourteen showers. It was disgusting.
And then the next day they told us don't go
to school in your uniform. Change your uniforms before you
leave the building because there was such an issue and
I wasn't even involved in it.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Wait wait, wait, wait, tell them about the lemon under
the fingernail.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Oh yes, yes, yes, if you put lemon under your
fingernails and then you had a fight with somebody, it
would kind of sting when you scratch them because you
like open the skin.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I never did that, but that's what I heard. You
guys are like prisoners.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
It's so crazy. It sounds like you have an easy
rocks head.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Don't complain.
Speaker 7 (06:07):
I do people. I mean, I have been hit.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
That's not that's unacceptable.
Speaker 8 (06:18):
On our school bus, people just used to make out
in the back seats, Like I felt like that was
the craziest thing that went on.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
There were like boobs getting touched and you know, yeah,
you know.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
If they met cout too hard.
Speaker 7 (06:28):
You can't do that anymore.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Yeah, all right, listen, we love your rocks head. You
have a beautiful day. Okay, thank you so much.
Speaker 7 (06:35):
You guys, that is so exciting. Oh my gosh, I
can't believe it.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
We love you, love you. Be careful that bus.
Speaker 7 (06:40):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 6 (06:43):
See, Eerie didn't have buses for kids. We didn't have
school buses. So we got to pass if we lived
more than two miles away from the school, we got
to pass to use the city bus. And that city
bus was ten times scarier than any school bus could.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Have ever been for kids.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Anything is probably scary, is what I'm thinking.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Dan lived a sheltered life.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Let's face well, so there was a city bus. We
all rode the school bus.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
There was this guy, so you know, I'm seventh grade, right,
twelve thirteen years old. There's this guy that would sit
on the bus and where we called him Camo Man
because he always wore camo jacket and he would sit there.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
And then one day he goes, hey, you know I
used to be a police officer, full on pedophile, like
pedophile on the bush.
Speaker 6 (07:30):
Because the next day he brought his certificate that he
printed out at Kinko's that said he was a police
officer and we could trust him ill. And then so
the one day we're like, let's see where this guy
gets off. You know where he got off, The Vandicamp's.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Fish stick factory. He went like he made fish sticks.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
There's so many layers to this story.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
That's where he got off.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I think you're gonna say something completely strangely.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
I mean, this guy got off.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I know, I don't need tartar sauce included in my
fish sticks.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Nasty. I don't even know how we got on this topic,
but I'm done with it. I'm done with it alright.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
The Elvista Ran after party
Get your hands together and we're gonna start to party and.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Start part I'm running a party.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
The Elvista ran after party at.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
Your After Party podcast. How do everybody Scotty Bee? Yes,
you used to drive the school bus.
Speaker 5 (00:23):
I did.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Was that like your your side hustle?
Speaker 5 (00:26):
It was my side hustle? So my kid could go
to nursery school for free.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Wow, Okay that's a that's a great payoff. Yeah. What
was it like driving those kids though?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I mean, I know you have to feel responsible and
be responsible and be safe.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Also you gotta deal with a bunch of stupid kids.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
Yeah, it's interesting because I drove. I drove for both
the pre k and day camp, so it's a bit
of a different crowd because the older kids that go
to the day camp are loud, obnoxious and throw things
around and h The younger kids just kind of sit
there quietly and let their noses run and cough a lot.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Like how old are these the oldest kids?
Speaker 6 (01:01):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (01:01):
The old for the oldest kids could be young teenagers.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Okay, so they were like at that point in their
lives they could be causing trouble.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
Yeah, they were loud and and kind of obnoxious and
I'm like, you just shut.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Up, But I can't say that. Well, you just did what.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Our bus drivers shut up all the time.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
No, you can't be like the south Park bus driver.
You have to be kind of nice with other. Parents
will complain. I'll put you on Facebook.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Okay, you're right diff different back in the yea. Well, Hell,
I got rock sand here, Rox Sand. I heard us
talking about this high rock sanne Hi.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
So you heard us talking about you talk You heard
us talking to a bus driver this morning on the show.
What you heard us talking about a bus driver the
other morning the show, we're talking to Scotty b how
he drove a bus.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
So you are a bus driver? Correct?
Speaker 7 (01:48):
I am correct?
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
In beautiful des Moines, Iowa, we love.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
We love the Iowa State Fair.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Now, so what's it like driving these these I mean,
don't you just want to pull over and smack them?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Sometimes? Sometimes yes, but you don't do.
Speaker 7 (02:06):
I've been doing it so long before when we start,
first start, you could stop the bus and say get out,
go home, walk home.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Oh wow, you can't do that. You cannot do that anymore.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
No, not anymore. No.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
See, you sound like a festive bus driver. You sound
like you're fun, but you got to be stern to
be you gotta be strong, right.
Speaker 7 (02:27):
You do you do, and I'm not gonna lie. I
am now into a special ed route, so I only
have anywhere from five to nine kids. So but yeah,
I heard Gandhi mention the words boogers, and I'm like,
I so have to wipe them off every day.
Speaker 8 (02:42):
I don't know what it is about kids and boogers,
but I'm just whenever I see kids, I'm like, they're
leaving boogers everywhere because I've seen a couple do it,
and I'm like, if I've.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Seen a couple, I can't even imagine what I have.
Speaker 7 (02:54):
Iswhere I had to ask, do we still have alcohol whites? Like,
oh no, that was a COVID thing, And I said,
but I use them every day, three times a day.
Like why, I said, because my kid's finger paint with boogers.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
This is nasty.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
You know my bus had a bodily fluid cleanup kit
in it. I never had to open it, but there
was one.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
There's a bodily fluid cup cover.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Yeah, like if someone threw up, I.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Guess those buses were equipped with fluid cleanup kits.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
It's a cup of wood shavings, yea shavings or kitty
litter or.
Speaker 7 (03:29):
Something like say something I don't know. I've never used one.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Is that body.
Speaker 7 (03:34):
I have had a student stand there and tell me
I need to go to the bathroom. Miss rock stand,
I need to go to the bathroom. Like, buddy, there's
nowhere to pull over. You have to wait till we
get home. He's in the front seat. He stands up
and he's face in the corner of the seat in
the window, and he just looked at his face and
he's like, ah, I'm like, you're going to the bathroom,
aren't you.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
And he's like, for any bodily fluid, c.
Speaker 7 (04:01):
Else do it?
Speaker 8 (04:03):
So for any bodily fluid, they just throw shavings on
it or the kiddy litter, like well there's pere vomit
or anything else that the immediate.
Speaker 7 (04:10):
It makes it stops running and then it soaks it
all up in the stays in one place.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
This is where you should never leave the house without sawdust.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Ever. I wish these bodily fluids was the problem that
we had. That that that that seems like a minor issue.
I'm from benz Onurs Brooklyn, and here we go.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
There you go speaking about your speaking for everyone in Brooklyn.
No one in Brooklyn agrees when you say this stuff.
Back of the bus was breeding ground for these bullies.
They would sit there and they would pretend like they
were in the Wwe jump off the top ropes, like
we were like physically like harming each other, like there
was no like wiping Bookers. I mean, I would have
killed for that to be like the biggest problem that
we had on our bus.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I'm just saying, no way opposite. I'd rather someone like
drop an elbow on even puke on me.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Roxanne, you should hear what Danielle used to do in
her bush. They had big fight.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
That wasn't my fault though.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
What happened was is I went to a private school
my first year of high school, and apparently some of
the girls had a problem with some of the girls
at another school. So I just happened to be in
the wrong place, on the wrong bus at the wrong time,
and those other girls from the other school stopped our bus,
got on our bus and started beating the crap and everyone.
(05:25):
This one girl, I'm not even kidding you, she spit
all over me. So much that I had her spit dripping.
I had to go away fourteen showers. It was disgusting.
And then the next day they told us don't go
to school in your uniform. Change your uniforms before you
leave the building because there was such an issue and
I wasn't even involved in it.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Wait wait, wait, wait, tell them about the lemon under
the fingernail.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Oh yes, yes, yes, if you put lemon under your
fingernails and then you had a fight with somebody, it
would kind of sting when you scratch them because you
like open the skin.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I never did that, but that's what I heard. You
guys are like prisoners.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
It's so crazy. It sounds like you have an easy
rocks head.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Don't complain.
Speaker 7 (06:07):
I do people. I mean, I have been hit.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
That's not that's unacceptable.
Speaker 8 (06:18):
On our school bus, people just used to make out
in the back seats, Like I felt like that was
the craziest thing that went on.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
There were like boobs getting touched and you know, yeah,
you know.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
If they met cout too hard.
Speaker 7 (06:28):
You can't do that anymore.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Yeah, all right, listen, we love your rocks head. You
have a beautiful day. Okay, thank you so much.
Speaker 7 (06:35):
You guys, that is so exciting. Oh my gosh, I
can't believe it.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
We love you, love you. Be careful that bus.
Speaker 7 (06:40):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 6 (06:43):
See, Eerie didn't have buses for kids. We didn't have
school buses. So we got to pass if we lived
more than two miles away from the school, we got
to pass to use the city bus. And that city
bus was ten times scarier than any school bus could.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Have ever been for kids.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Anything is probably scary, is what I'm thinking.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Dan lived a sheltered life.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Let's face well, so there was a city bus. We
all rode the school bus.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
There was this guy, so you know, I'm seventh grade, right,
twelve thirteen years old. There's this guy that would sit
on the bus and where we called him Camo Man
because he always wore camo jacket and he would sit there.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
And then one day he goes, hey, you know I
used to be a police officer, full on pedophile, like
pedophile on the bush.
Speaker 6 (07:30):
Because the next day he brought his certificate that he
printed out at Kinko's that said he was a police
officer and we could trust him ill. And then so
the one day we're like, let's see where this guy
gets off. You know where he got off, The Vandicamp's.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Fish stick factory. He went like he made fish sticks.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
There's so many layers to this story.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
That's where he got off.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I think you're gonna say something completely strangely.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
I mean, this guy got off.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I know, I don't need tartar sauce included in my
fish sticks.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Nasty. I don't even know how we got on this topic,
but I'm done with it. I'm done with it alright.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
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