October 25, 2024 • 3 mins
Brandon wants to be a zombie at a haunted house, so Danielle calls and puts him through quite the audition.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone tapping.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
What's it all about, Danielle?
Speaker 1 (00:05):
All right, so Connor is phone tapping his friend Brandon.
Brandon has wanted to work at this haunted house for
years as a zombie. But you have to audition to
be in the house because it's that it's this is
a really cool house. So I call and I make
him audition.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Really God, all right, let's listen this morning.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Hey Brandon, it's Lisa from Molly.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Oh. I'm in a meeting, right, there's me one minute
to step out. Okay, all right, I'm getting Are you
in a bathroom? All right?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
So here's the deal. When you came the other night,
we loved you. You have the look that we want
for this. Oh yeah, so I just I needed to
feel that you are zombie material. So I need you
to give me your best grandpa zombie.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah, well that's pretty good. That's pretty good. Okay, how
about now the guy comes to the door. You open
the door and it's a zombie pizza guy. What does
the zombie pizza guy sound like?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Here's your pie, It's got food and brain.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
That no, that sounds more like a pirate. You don't
want a pirate zombie.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Don't knowies sounded.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Like, oh my gosh, no, you need to take zombie
one oh one. Zombies have different sounds depending on what
happened to them before they passed, Just.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Like like that type of thing, right, hell, all right
to think him good?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Someone just entered the office, that's all. I just want
them for good.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
So people hear you making these sounds.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
If they come in the office, don't hear me.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
But all right, so we can continue.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yeah, okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
This is the type of one house where if someone
gets scared, we allow them to like take it out
on the zombie. Are you cool that?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
So I might get like hit.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Well, we don't let them hit above the face because
we don't want to mess up the makeup that we
spend hours doing. But like you know, chest and arms
and so do you want a jockstrap?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Do I own a jockstrap? Yeah? Probably from high school.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Because if somebody kicks you when you scare them, you
want to make sure that the stuff is protected they
kick me, That's what I'm saying. This makes us better
than the other haunted houses where it's you know, it's
a different feel in the Haunted House.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Okay, I guess.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
So there's different packages. So are you Are you okay
with that?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Is it possible to work in that particular package? No?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah, Unfortunately, have to do everything.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Right. It's not that they're hitting your.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Brand and they're hitting zombie branded.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
But they're hitting the actual brand and underneath all of
the zombie branded.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Okay, what would two zombies having sex sound like? Go,
that's pretty good. That's a good one. All right, Well, okay,
what would a zombie sitting on the toilet sound like?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
That's good. Way one more time?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
You're good? Is that? Connor?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah, Connor, you want to tell them what's going on?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Betty, I'm on the phone too, man, you can phone tap.
Oh your this isn't an audition.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Daniel over Elvis Durant in the Morning Show, and we're
just phone tapping you.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna be Elvis Duran's phone tap.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by
all particis the Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show
Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone tapping.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
What's it all about, Danielle?
Speaker 1 (00:05):
All right, so Connor is phone tapping his friend Brandon.
Brandon has wanted to work at this haunted house for
years as a zombie. But you have to audition to
be in the house because it's that it's this is
a really cool house. So I call and I make
him audition.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Really God, all right, let's listen this morning.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Hey Brandon, it's Lisa from Molly.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Oh. I'm in a meeting, right, there's me one minute
to step out. Okay, all right, I'm getting Are you
in a bathroom? All right?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
So here's the deal. When you came the other night,
we loved you. You have the look that we want
for this. Oh yeah, so I just I needed to
feel that you are zombie material. So I need you
to give me your best grandpa zombie.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah, well that's pretty good. That's pretty good. Okay, how
about now the guy comes to the door. You open
the door and it's a zombie pizza guy. What does
the zombie pizza guy sound like?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Here's your pie, It's got food and brain.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
That no, that sounds more like a pirate. You don't
want a pirate zombie.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Don't knowies sounded.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Like, oh my gosh, no, you need to take zombie
one oh one. Zombies have different sounds depending on what
happened to them before they passed, Just.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Like like that type of thing, right, hell, all right
to think him good?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Someone just entered the office, that's all. I just want
them for good.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
So people hear you making these sounds.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
If they come in the office, don't hear me.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
But all right, so we can continue.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yeah, okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
This is the type of one house where if someone
gets scared, we allow them to like take it out
on the zombie. Are you cool that?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
So I might get like hit.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Well, we don't let them hit above the face because
we don't want to mess up the makeup that we
spend hours doing. But like you know, chest and arms
and so do you want a jockstrap?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Do I own a jockstrap? Yeah? Probably from high school.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Because if somebody kicks you when you scare them, you
want to make sure that the stuff is protected they
kick me, That's what I'm saying. This makes us better
than the other haunted houses where it's you know, it's
a different feel in the Haunted House.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Okay, I guess.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
So there's different packages. So are you Are you okay
with that?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Is it possible to work in that particular package? No?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah, Unfortunately, have to do everything.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Right. It's not that they're hitting your.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Brand and they're hitting zombie branded.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
But they're hitting the actual brand and underneath all of
the zombie branded.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Okay, what would two zombies having sex sound like? Go,
that's pretty good. That's a good one. All right, Well, okay,
what would a zombie sitting on the toilet sound like?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
That's good. Way one more time?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
You're good? Is that? Connor?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah, Connor, you want to tell them what's going on?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Betty, I'm on the phone too, man, you can phone tap.
Oh your this isn't an audition.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Daniel over Elvis Durant in the Morning Show, and we're
just phone tapping you.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna be Elvis Duran's phone tap.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by
all particis the Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show
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