My Daughter Doesn't Want to Date You

Gino's is protective of his daughter Natalie, so Garrett calls to pester her as a guy who wants to date her!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.
Let's get into your phone tap, Garrett. What's it all about?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Well, Natalie wants to play a phone tap on her dad.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
GINO.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Now, I called Natalie to kind of like game plan
what we wanted to do on her dad, but her
dad was home, so normally we like map it all out,
but I decided let's just.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Roll with it. Okay, look at that, mister spontaneity over there,
Garrett's phone tap. Let's listen in.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Hello, Hey is Natalie? Yeah, Hey, Natalie's Garrett from Elvis
Durning in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Oh I wanted to call and talk about the phone tap?
Is now a good time?

Speaker 3 (00:34):
No? Maybe not? The podcast?

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Is your dad home?

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:40):
All right?

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Right, all right, listen, all right, we'll do this real quick.
I want you to be like, please stop calling me.
I don't want to go out with you, and then
just hang up with me and then I'll call back. Okay, okay,
all right, say it really loud right now, so you did.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
I can hear you.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Please stop calling me.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
I don't want to go out with you.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Hello, do a one more time real quick, and then
just hang up on me.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
I I don't want to go out with you, all right,
Just stop calling?

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Aren't goodbye? Hello? Yo, I'm looking to speak to Natalie.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
I'm Gino.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
I am Natalie's father, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Was that some nickname?

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Look, she's not interested in you. To stop calling, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yo, put baby girl on the phone.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
She's not talking to you. Lose the number.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
You're misunderstanding something. I'm looking for Natalie.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
No, no, no, you're not understanding something, you little lopsided bastard.
You're not supposed to call. If somebody says don't call,
she'll lose the number and hang up the phone right now.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Hello, Hello, sir, I am looking for Natalie. Please?

Speaker 3 (01:44):
What what the hell you took the ten brit breaking
and took to something? I said, don't call anymore. She
doesn't want to go out with you. Find somebody else
and stop calling. And if you don't stop, there's gonna
be consequencing.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Oh please please. Empty threats mean nothing to me.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
If you call again, you're gonna find out what a
Canodi tastes like. After right, shove it up here.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
I'm not looking to be tough.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
I'm looking to take out sweet baby girl out for
a little day to Applebee's.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Get through your head that she's not going out with you,
So knock it off and get off.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
I think we got off to a bed.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Turn off the phone. Hello, how's your dad doing okay?

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Again?

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Is that him again? Give me the phone if your fine.
If you call again, you're gonna find out what dirt
looks like on your face because the man have you
buried a live pal, So knock it off.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
I'm gonna bury you before you could even bury me.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Bury anybody you goop, be bastard. Stop calling the house
right now. I know FBI people. I got your phone
number in case you didn't know this thing. I'll call
it right day and I am gonna be on you
like nothing.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Oh yeah, well I'm an informant for the police.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
So I'll know that FBI with your informant.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Gino money. My name is Gari Famels during in the
morning show and you just got phone.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Gonna pay for this.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
I'm sorry, My god paid back in the baby.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Pretty funny already.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all party SuDS.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the morning show,