October 15, 2024 • 6 mins
Samantha goes to a Catholic School and dad isn't too happy about her behavior when he gets a disciplinary call from the priest!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Duran De Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Dear Elvis Durant. My ex husband and I are in
pretty good terms. We have a twelve year old daughter
together and we're both very involved in her life. My
ex would flip out if he got a call from
her school to tell him about something I should have
told him about first.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
You know how that is.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Yeah, We've always agreed to be in total and complete
communication with each other when it comes to our daughter.
This comes to us from Samantha's mom. Samantha, by the way,
obviously has been having troubles in school. According to the call,
the dad's about to get Scary Jones calls the dad
Scary plays the priest from the Catholic school Samantha attends,
and then Samantha and her mom will take over. This
(00:43):
is a mom and a daughter playing a phone tap
on dad. We love these phone taps.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Hello, mister Marshall.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Hi, this is Father mccardeal with the Democrats to the
church on Staten Island. How are you doing today?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
All right, We're going to do for your fallow your.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Daughter, Samantha. She will be suspended and it will take
effect on Monday.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Okay, and what is this? What is this for?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Are you not in a loop on this?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
No? I guess my mother is hiding it from me.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Well, we were in a prayer and her cell phone
went off and the ring tone was from that TV
show The.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Family Guy, right, which is inappropriate to start with?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yes, and that character there, Stewie started spewing obscenities.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
That's not allowed to happen here at my house. And
she's not allowed to watch that here at my house.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yes, So I reprimanded her for this, and she told
me to go, Oh my god, Lord please, I did
not say that, Okay, I just I had to tell
you that. No, I had to hear that, right, I mean,
this is definitely not the word of the Lord.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
No. I should have heard about this the day it
happened immediately, and not from you, of course, but from
my ex.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
There was a spitting incident in the cafeteria. Are you
familiar with that?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
She spat in another girl.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Right, And that's as about as inappropriate as it can get.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Free, kid, this happens a lot when children come from
broken homes.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
You know what. I have too much time and too
much effort investing in my kids to have this happen
to them.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
All right, anything else I could do? My doors are
open to you.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
All right, very good. I appreciate your call. Thank you,
thank you. Bye bye.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Oh my god, he's gonna kill me.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
All right, let's call him back.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
You speak?
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Oh god? Okay?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Hey, what's up?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Is there something you need to tell me that you didn't?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
I don't think so?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
What's up? Was there some incidences in school involving Samanthas
spitting in another kid's face in the school.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
It didn't seem like a big worry.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
It doesn't strike you as kind of a filthy, disgusting,
low life thing to do. What did I do keeping
something like that from me, that your daughter is behaving
like a filthy animal. So I had to hear this
from a priest.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Oh, they called you.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
A prest called me to tell me that Samanthas suspended
for a week for spitting in no for telling him
to go in front of the whole class in church.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
I'm sure you would have found out.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I would have found out. Not. I should have heard
it from you immediately the day it happened. Just like
the last conversation we.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Had, I don't know why you're getting all high strung
about it.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I really know he's strung. The dated happened. You should
have threw her in the car, drove past here, we
should have went right up to the school. That's the
way a parent would have handled this.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
I mean what they say a day a week, oh week,
that's not that bad.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
What Your daughter is twelve years old. She got suspended
for telling a priest to go himself in church. If
you don't think that there is something seriously wrong there,
and you don't think that's a problem, then maybe you
need some help. Her phone went off in church and
it was a Stewie from family guy with his routine
and his found language and all. You don't see a
problem in that, You daughter having that on her phone, she's.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Supposed to have it on vibrate or when she's in school.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Should she even be listening to that at twelve years
old at all?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
It's just a cartoon.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
It's a sexually oriented cartoon that a twelve year old
girl is watching. Are you going to destroy this kid's life?
Speaker 4 (04:02):
I don't see the big deal over it.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
You don't see the big dealer your twelve year old
daughter telling a priest to go up in church in
front of a whole class. You don't see the problem that.
I can guarantee you this. You would be the only
one not to see a problem in that. Anybody else
would want her to get psychiatric help.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
And you too, Do you want to talk to her?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Yeah? I certainly, yes, I certainly do want to talk
to her. Hold On, I can't even believe how disgraceful
this is. Well, what did you do in church? What
did you say that a priest? I don't say anything.
This is the way you act, I guess, So what
else is it? And you didn't tell me that you
should have told me.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
You always get.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Mad at me for like nothing.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
There are multiple incidences that I heard about, Okay, like
what like the spitting incident?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
The bug went into my mouth?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
What are I supposed to do in a girl's face? No,
not even my accident. A bug went in your mouth
and that's what you was.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
I would never do that.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
What are you crazy? You don't what, honey, I'm gonna
give you such a smack.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
I could do what I want.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
I'm not apologize.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
I finally watch him.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
You'll do what you're told? Why? Because you're twelve years old,
you're not an adult? Yes, I air, I'm a smart
mouth again.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
She just put the phone down. She's getting all upset.
What happened?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
What happened? I mean, I'm sure she's very pleased. She
can act like an animal, she can act like a
piece of trash, and you'll keep it a secret for
her and use her buddies forever. Did you punish her?
Did you shit her in her room for a couple
of days? What did you do to her for this fade?
Speaker 4 (05:23):
With the week off? Maybe you know she could do
fun stuff?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Are you all right? Why are you okay? You?
Speaker 4 (05:30):
I'm fine?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Are you sure? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
You know maybe she can go to the zoo or
do whatever, go to the zoo or do whatever?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
So your do what told the priest to go? And
you think she should maybe spend a week off in
the zoo?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I think she's talking about Elvis, Duran and the zoo.
You've been phone tapped. Hey, it's scary, Jones.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Are you kidding me? If she ever tells the priest
that I would have rigged her neck? Well, dad, let's
check you did that to Daddy? Yeah? You freak guys
just hung me out to drive the.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tab was pre recorded
with permission granted by all participants.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show
Don't answer the phone.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Duran De Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Dear Elvis Durant. My ex husband and I are in
pretty good terms. We have a twelve year old daughter
together and we're both very involved in her life. My
ex would flip out if he got a call from
her school to tell him about something I should have
told him about first.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
You know how that is.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Yeah, We've always agreed to be in total and complete
communication with each other when it comes to our daughter.
This comes to us from Samantha's mom. Samantha, by the way,
obviously has been having troubles in school. According to the call,
the dad's about to get Scary Jones calls the dad
Scary plays the priest from the Catholic school Samantha attends,
and then Samantha and her mom will take over. This
(00:43):
is a mom and a daughter playing a phone tap
on dad. We love these phone taps.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Hello, mister Marshall.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Hi, this is Father mccardeal with the Democrats to the
church on Staten Island. How are you doing today?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
All right, We're going to do for your fallow your.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Daughter, Samantha. She will be suspended and it will take
effect on Monday.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Okay, and what is this? What is this for?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Are you not in a loop on this?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
No? I guess my mother is hiding it from me.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Well, we were in a prayer and her cell phone
went off and the ring tone was from that TV
show The.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Family Guy, right, which is inappropriate to start with?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yes, and that character there, Stewie started spewing obscenities.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
That's not allowed to happen here at my house. And
she's not allowed to watch that here at my house.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yes, So I reprimanded her for this, and she told
me to go, Oh my god, Lord please, I did
not say that, Okay, I just I had to tell
you that. No, I had to hear that, right, I mean,
this is definitely not the word of the Lord.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
No. I should have heard about this the day it
happened immediately, and not from you, of course, but from
my ex.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
There was a spitting incident in the cafeteria. Are you
familiar with that?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
She spat in another girl.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Right, And that's as about as inappropriate as it can get.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Free, kid, this happens a lot when children come from
broken homes.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
You know what. I have too much time and too
much effort investing in my kids to have this happen
to them.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
All right, anything else I could do? My doors are
open to you.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
All right, very good. I appreciate your call. Thank you,
thank you. Bye bye.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Oh my god, he's gonna kill me.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
All right, let's call him back.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
You speak?
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Oh god? Okay?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Hey, what's up?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Is there something you need to tell me that you didn't?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
I don't think so?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
What's up? Was there some incidences in school involving Samanthas
spitting in another kid's face in the school.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
It didn't seem like a big worry.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
It doesn't strike you as kind of a filthy, disgusting,
low life thing to do. What did I do keeping
something like that from me, that your daughter is behaving
like a filthy animal. So I had to hear this
from a priest.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Oh, they called you.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
A prest called me to tell me that Samanthas suspended
for a week for spitting in no for telling him
to go in front of the whole class in church.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
I'm sure you would have found out.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I would have found out. Not. I should have heard
it from you immediately the day it happened. Just like
the last conversation we.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Had, I don't know why you're getting all high strung
about it.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I really know he's strung. The dated happened. You should
have threw her in the car, drove past here, we
should have went right up to the school. That's the
way a parent would have handled this.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
I mean what they say a day a week, oh week,
that's not that bad.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
What Your daughter is twelve years old. She got suspended
for telling a priest to go himself in church. If
you don't think that there is something seriously wrong there,
and you don't think that's a problem, then maybe you
need some help. Her phone went off in church and
it was a Stewie from family guy with his routine
and his found language and all. You don't see a
problem in that, You daughter having that on her phone, she's.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Supposed to have it on vibrate or when she's in school.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Should she even be listening to that at twelve years
old at all?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
It's just a cartoon.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
It's a sexually oriented cartoon that a twelve year old
girl is watching. Are you going to destroy this kid's life?
Speaker 4 (04:02):
I don't see the big deal over it.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
You don't see the big dealer your twelve year old
daughter telling a priest to go up in church in
front of a whole class. You don't see the problem that.
I can guarantee you this. You would be the only
one not to see a problem in that. Anybody else
would want her to get psychiatric help.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
And you too, Do you want to talk to her?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Yeah? I certainly, yes, I certainly do want to talk
to her. Hold On, I can't even believe how disgraceful
this is. Well, what did you do in church? What
did you say that a priest? I don't say anything.
This is the way you act, I guess, So what
else is it? And you didn't tell me that you
should have told me.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
You always get.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Mad at me for like nothing.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
There are multiple incidences that I heard about, Okay, like
what like the spitting incident?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
The bug went into my mouth?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
What are I supposed to do in a girl's face? No,
not even my accident. A bug went in your mouth
and that's what you was.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
I would never do that.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
What are you crazy? You don't what, honey, I'm gonna
give you such a smack.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
I could do what I want.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
I'm not apologize.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
I finally watch him.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
You'll do what you're told? Why? Because you're twelve years old,
you're not an adult? Yes, I air, I'm a smart
mouth again.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
She just put the phone down. She's getting all upset.
What happened?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
What happened? I mean, I'm sure she's very pleased. She
can act like an animal, she can act like a
piece of trash, and you'll keep it a secret for
her and use her buddies forever. Did you punish her?
Did you shit her in her room for a couple
of days? What did you do to her for this fade?
Speaker 4 (05:23):
With the week off? Maybe you know she could do
fun stuff?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Are you all right? Why are you okay? You?
Speaker 4 (05:30):
I'm fine?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Are you sure? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
You know maybe she can go to the zoo or
do whatever, go to the zoo or do whatever?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
So your do what told the priest to go? And
you think she should maybe spend a week off in
the zoo?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I think she's talking about Elvis, Duran and the zoo.
You've been phone tapped. Hey, it's scary, Jones.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Are you kidding me? If she ever tells the priest
that I would have rigged her neck? Well, dad, let's
check you did that to Daddy? Yeah? You freak guys
just hung me out to drive the.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tab was pre recorded
with permission granted by all participants.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show
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