August 16, 2018 • 41 mins
Danielle, Greg T and Garrett were talking about a women who gave birth at a restaurant and now gets free food for the rest of her life. Also Greg T thinks he's Italian?!?!?!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
That escalated quickly. Okay, okay, Mark, I mean that really
got out of hand fast. Thank you love that. Are
you ready? No? Say what did they say? What did
they say? He said? Are you having a good day? Why?
Why betch ham Man, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
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children of all ages, came on in good morning, good evening,
good afternoon, whenever time you're listening, good welcome to you.
Here is betch Hamp. We're about to open up the
gates and go on into Fedchville. Danielle, are you ready?
Are you ready? Come on, let's open up the gates
and let's go with the Fedgeville. Eddie confetti? Everybody, you
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don't think for the end? You say, Jeddie confetti. You
know we're done? No? Oh no, no good, I'm sorry.
I podcast everyone, the gate is open, Pull up, pull
up your lily pad, and come on in. Bite. By
doing this, I just feel like we're listening to two
teen exactly. I love. Magic Guarden was very successful. Magic
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Guarden was you cannot you cannot debate? Yes, Magic Garden
was years old. But still, what about if every time
we come at the Fedgeville that we just remember that's
six year old little Gregory. That's six year old little Garrett,
six year old little Danny. And you're you got your
nightgown on, and you got your blanket there with you,
and you got your little slippers, and you're ready to
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watch Fedgeville and you pull up your lily pad and
you're gonna see see King Farter, King farn there he
is the King. Come on in the King. We're not
going to see the king today. The King will not
be here today. All right, We're not gonna listen. King
Farter will not be here. You already the button. So
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that was what I didn't bring the king voice. If
I have the machine that I can make the king voice,
that's not the king. Was just what king? The King
Farter sounds like it's King flatulence. By the way, King flagelens,
King flagless will not be here. We got a lot
of emails, We got a lot of can we say
thank you to some people? First? Let's do that. Let's
do that, okay, So we want to say thank you
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to a bunch of people, and um, you know, Danielle,
let you take it away because I think what you
want to say is very nice. Yes. So when we
were in Iowa, the ioways stay fair. It was awesome
because so many people came up to us and said,
oh my gosh, I listened to fetch Ham. One guy
even yelled Yettie confetti. Yes, so it's very very cool.
So we just want to thank you for listening. We're
a new podcast. I know, we got off to a
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little bit of a rocky start, and we're not always here.
We went like a month without recording. We're going to
try to be better. V H one actually contacted us
to do or where are we were they now episodes?
Oh my god, so great hiatus. So thank you for listening,
and we hope we continue to make you laugh. For
the guy that screamed out yetti confetti, I do feel
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sorry for you now because people do look at you like,
what the are you saying? We are going to need
YETI confetti T shirt? We needed We need a T
shirt sponsor to send the EDI Confetti T shirts. You know,
I've been ham with a question mark, but I've been
throwing away my notes after I'm done taking them. But
maybe I should get a little folder together and put
all of our notes in the folder and then we
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can reference that. Yeah, what do you think, Karen, you
have an iPhone. Yeah, yeah, but sometimes I get nervous
about you. You never use like a regular day planner.
Like a lot of people are going back to using
regular day planners, and one of the reasons is they
get nervous that if your phone craps out, or your
even your cloud craps that I have had it where
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I lost everything. Yeah, and it wasn't in the cloud
and I couldn't find it and I and I couldn't
figure out my schedule for like three weeks. I didn't
know if I had meetings, I didn't know. And it's
scared the crap. We've talked about this before too. You
are not one for when the phone tells you to
update your phone, right, well, I haven't updated yet exactly.
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I need a new phone, really, And there you go.
If you stay on top of things, are you great?
You want to keep notes? I do want to keep
but yet you listen to yourself, you've thrown the notes
away after you have written them every week. If I
had a fedge Ham folder, I would bring it with
me and I would prepare something like for re instance,
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I really do believe and I've made I've made a
mental note of this that we should have some sort
of an outline, like when we come into Fedgeville. You know,
we always know we pull up our lily pads and
we're gonna sit down. We already know that there was
a character called King Flatulence that, whether you like it
or not, the way we didn't vote on it. We
also have a dog, like at what is our dog's
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name in Fedgerville? It wasn't Chucky. It was Chucky the dog,
and we're gonna have chucking the dog here. This is
what I'm talking about. You know, if you're falling, we
get a dog. You're falling victim to the time of
the year. What do you mean if you would not
want to do this if this was in March or April,
since the commercials are coming back for the new school year. Yes,
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you want to get into that. I'm going at to
school mentality. I like that by doing, by doing something.
Problem is you fall off the wagon every time you're
doing okay, but I paper, I need some notes. I
gotta take some note. He's gonna take notes for two
episodes and that's going to be He's been taking notes
every episode then throwing them away. You throw out the
notes right on the back of this that says something,
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what is this that's a corporate paper? Yeah, I'm definitely
writing on that doesn't matter. Corporate doesn't even know who
who I am. They don't know, Yes they do, they don't.
All right, So let's see, so we got okay, Yatti, confetti,
al Right, confetti. Then we need oh, danielm with your
T shirts as we do this post show stuff during
during the podcast, that was Garrett, Garrett. It was Garrett,
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that was you. Garrett did a Fedgeville burp. No, Garrett doesn't.
Everything has to be Fedgeville because that's where we are.
We're giving everything owners disgusting. Garrett's disgusting that it's disgusting. King.
So as we have this meeting during the podcast as
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opposed to before or after, let's let's talk about did
you hear about the woman who gave birth at Chick
fil A? And now the kid has a job at
Chick fil A when he grows up and he has
and they can get Chick fil A for the rest
of their life. Are you starting podcast news? No, not
podcast news. I'm just think I think you're going into
podcast news podcast news with Garrett. No, but my reporter,
Garret's got a story, go stop made me think, Yes,
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if Danielle, I, obviously you're you're not having any more
kids in Great Tea, you and I cannot give birth physically.
But if you were to have a child and give
birth in any restaurant and get free food guaranteed for
the rest of your life, good question, man, restaurant would
it be? That's a good question, you know what so
so so the lady had gave birth in Chick fil A,
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Chick fil A gave their their new baby a job
when he or she is of age, and Chick Filo
for the rest of her life. That is a great question.
So I asked the question to you guys here, if
you were having a if we're in labor, what restaurant
you want to be in? So you get the you
have the baby in the bathroom, in the bathroom, said restaurant,
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and then the restaurant gets all this press, and in return,
the restaurant gives you free food. So is that edge
news or is that a fedge topic today? Answer the
fetching question, fegging question. I like it, Garrett, Thank you,
the feedging question. You know I'm gonna go with I
think white Castle for you, I was thinking about this question.
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You would give birth in the white Castle when I
get free cheeseburgers the rest of my life and then
and then white Castle today, I don't feel like you
have a baby for the rest of your White Castle
doesn't go through me like it does, probably very like
or you know, on the border, on the borders, on
the border home alright, so on the boarder, you would
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give birth in the on the border maybe bathroom if
you were having a baby like like Arnold Schwarzenegger and
Danny DeVito and brief food. Okay, if I'm going to
do that, and I really want my because now I'm
thinking outside the box, because you know, if that just happens,
you don't know what restaurant you're gonna be in. But
in this case, I actually know the restaurants. I'm choosing
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the restaurant to have my wife give birth to you.
You specifically, Oh, I'm gonna give birth, so I'm gonna
run and I'm gonna fall down and squat and give
birth to my baby right there in this place, so
I can get a restaurant. What restaurant, all right? I
like lobster a lot, a lot red lobster, so I
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would have to do it at maybe red lobster or no,
no one word one red lobster. Alright, red lobster and
get red lobster for the rest of my life. See that,
you see this is what you get red lobster. You've
got the table. So Danielle on the border great tea,
Red lobsters to restaurants, you have to go in there,
so that means you're committed to go in there for
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the rest of your life to get free food. That
was my point. That's why I wasn't sure. You go
to the drive through, just like just like Chick fil A,
you go through drive through and you're and you're done.
You just probably show your Chick fil a gold card
and like a place called Luke's Lobster even better, they
don't have a drive through. That's another but it's first
gold card, Yeah, gold card, that would be good. Luke's
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Lobster's best. You walk in real quick and then you
walk out and you get really good lobster. That's like
Luke's Lobster is not gonna be in every area that
you moved to, like say you move right, Nobody even
knows right now. You're right, so you would have that
access and you could be living in Vancouver, Canada. You
need it has to be a national chain, yea. For me,
Castle is not a national Wendy white Castle is. No,
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I don't believe you know what. I don't think white
Castle is national. It doesn't mean have you ever had
p d Q? See I have not. You've had? My gosh,
Froggy and I we have a date. We go on
a date to PDQ. What is PDQ? Oh my gosh,
it's it's pete. I forget what it stands for. PDQ.
But the chicken is ridiculous and I have it every
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time I think they're opening ones here. I'm pretty sure
when when when chicken is ridiculous? What does chicken do?
I'm just saying, are you okay? I'm fine. You don't
make any fun. Did you come up with? Where did
you come from? No? She just said it's ridiculous. I
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was just when chicken is ridiculous? Going off your ridiculous
because I was just I was tying into it in
a funny way because he's like, like, chicken is ridiculous,
and I go, what does the chicken do to make
it ridiculous. Are you okay? I am okay, I'm just
playing with you. I'm really I'm just playing with I
really know, I swear. I was just need I need
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a drop that says, please don't leave, don't please don't go,
because I had any point, please don't go, I need
to please don't keep get me that. And then they
took your stress levels and then why you're so stressed
out sounded please don't go, Please don't go, something called
fedgeham please don't go. Okay, stop, that's gonna be your thing.
But here's the but here's the thing, like things like that,
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we don't need to be like, hey, can we get this?
Like this is something you and I can talk about later.
But I want to put in the notes, right, but
you're gonna throw those notes as as done. I'm keeping it.
I'm gonna date it. I'm gonna date today's notes. Today's
notes are what's today's date? Sixteen? Yeah, that's right, okay,
age sixteen, right, eighteen, that's right. Yes, it was paid
x so nice right, so nice to see that it's gone.
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But it was what do you do with your with
your paycheck? When you when you immediately get it. I
think about if I'm going to have anything left or
at the end of building how much out. That's what
I had to do yesterday. See, the way my paychecks
work is like on one paycheck I keep it, and
then the other paycheck I have to pay all my
bills and all those kinds. You guys get paid on
the fifteen and right, Yeah, but most of us around
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here are like every other Friday because the company's I guess,
saves more money at the end of the Even Scotty
B to s, why don't we get it that way?
I think it's more like contract stuff. Yeah, he gets
Scotty B. He gets paid on every other Friday as well.
I didn't know that because I said to him early
day and go, oh my god, I can't wait the
Wednesday's paid day. And he goes, not familiar, there's not
And I go, what do you mean And he I
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didn't even know that, And he said, I get paid
every other Friday. And I said, I didn't even know
that people can get paid like that. How do I
get on an other waor of the friday? I look
to do that. But so what I do is I
take one check and I go and I have to
pay a mortgage, gotta pay a credit card bill. So
that's what I do. So I have that all done
on one and so that's so yesterday I rushed home
real quick before the late night event that we had,
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and I went home real quick, and I paid it
really fast. Turst things, I'm crazy. She goes, you could
do it on your phone. You come home specifically do
that and then we go back. So so you drove
in our home, got out of your car after a
long day from being up at two am, went to
your computer to pay in my office at home a
single bill, two bills. Then you went back into the car. Yeah,
I went to Then I went to the ferry, the
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ferry to come back to the city in the ferry
view of the water, all over two bills. Yeah, because
I'm obsessed with paying the Would they have shut off
the electric to your house and someone come repot your house? No?
But I'm always on time. I'm always on the fifteen.
I'm always on the fifteenth. I'm always my headphones again,
I'm always on the fifteenth. I'm on it religiously. I
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don't miss it. I don't miss it. I don't wait
because my I technically I like to pay my credit
card on the fifteen, but if I know that I've
got something going on, like we're going on vacation at
the end of the month, and I'm like, well, I
know I'm going to be using my credit card in
two weeks, and technically the credit card doesn't end for
two weeks. So then I try to pay the balance
if I can, right before I go on vacation. So
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I start with the zero balance that that doesn't always happen.
Do you use your points on credit cards? Of course?
So do you know? Okay? So I never meet and
we didn't use credit cards, right, like, we didn't use
them at all. We had them, didn't use them. So
then I started talking to a bunch of friends and
they're using their points you can go take flights and
stupid me. So I said the trish, I go, what
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are we doing? Do you have a card? They give
you points? So we have, yeah, well that's say so
we want to so tricious family, her uncle and aunt.
They they're getting an Italian villa in Italy next year,
which they do that every so often they go to Italy.
So they invited everybody. They said, look, just pay your
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own way going down and your point. What you need
to do, though, is find the week that you want
to go, because we're gonna be there for five weeks,
so not us, but they are. So find a week
and we'll try to divvy it up with all the family.
So I said, Trish, that's a little bit out of
my price range here, you know, I don't think about
going in Italy. And she's like, but Greg, you know,
blah blah blah, And I'm like, Patricia, I want to
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do other things with the money. You know, I want
to do that you're not paying for You're not paying
to stay. Well that's what that's right, that's what she's saying.
But still it's just not in my scart. Scarrett actually
pick that effect sound effects. A lot of credit cards
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give you like mild. We use our miles a lot
of time. My mother in law comes to visit every
other year from England and she never pays for our
flight because we use our points and she gets a
free flight here. We use all our points. When we
went to Seattle to take the Bliss to Last four flights,
we didn't pay for any of them because we used
all of our points. My points in Sheldon's points on
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our credit cards for all of our flights out to Seattle.
Scotty b is very good at this. But here, turn
off the music again. I want to I want to start.
It makes me feel like we're just stop for a second,
like like you hit stop on the computer. Your family goes, Greg,
Trish girls, we're going to Italy? Yes, and then yes,
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you hate to fly as it is, but I will
fly with my family because if we're all going to crash,
we're doing it together. So that's why I that is
the worst reason to fly. I'm willing to fly. That's why. Well,
I don't want to miss them and be the only one.
I don't want to be the only one in the
plane going now they're all gonna be together. That's what
I want to do. Flight there is what six hours?
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Just about Italy? Elvis says, it's so beautiful there. What
do you think the first thing you would get Tuscany?
What do you what do you think the first thing
you do you get to Italy? First thing you Greg tea,
I get a slice of pizza to taste. Pizza taste Like,
that's what you're gonna do, That's what you go. You're
in Italy and you go straight for pizza. I want
to go to the first pizza place I see. I
want to eat the pizza. Nothing. I want the pizza by,
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nothing about going to see the sixteenth sixteenth copel, nothing
from Michelangelo to eat. I want to eat pizza. Now,
you know, if you fold pizza when you're in Italy,
they automatically look at you and out cast you as
the tourists. Really, yes, what do they do? Listen? How
do they eat pizza? Forking knife? They do? Not? They do?
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They eat pizza and fork in a knife? Who does that? Italians?
No way? You're in New York, a bunch of cabons.
We take a pizza and you eat it. True Italians
not not. I'm Italian? Not you're Italian, but you're not.
I'm not born and raised in Italy. I am. I'm
Italian and Polish and fake Jewish. When you want to
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be the Polish part, that's just something I was born with.
That's not who I really am. I really am. What
do you embrace your background? What do you mean? I mean?
You're Italian? I am? But since when when you know
who you are? Italian? Danielle We're living in a world
where if you know who you ever said you are
Italian and I've known you twenty something year, Danielle, if
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you know who you are, you are who you are,
You're not Italian, You're okay, stop asking me that. Of
course I'm fine. But what I'm saying is just because
I was born a certain nationality doesn't mean that. You know,
that doesn't mean anything. Okaytor that it doesn't mean that. Okay,
I can listen. Elvis has taught us, taught us we
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could be who we want to be. A cup, do
me right, and then I want to see how it's
much Italian you got in. I am I am part
and parts Oficilian, part Brooklyn, part Brooklyn. That's that's who
I am. God bless us everyone, because I know who
I am. If you know who you are, you are,
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you are whatever religion suit you like, if thank you perfect.
I'm have Jewish if it did, no, no. If it's
a Jewish holiday, that's going to get you off work,
you're Jewish. If you if it's a Catholic holiday, it's
going to get you off work, you're Catholic. You know
I'm a Giants fan. When they're winning. I'm a Yankee fan.
I'm a Mets fan when they're winning. Oh wait a minute,
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I would never no matter what. Oh wait, hold on, bull,
she never said you were a Mets fan. At one point,
I didn't say it was a Mets fans Jets fan.
Oh but the Jets sake. So now I'm gonna move
over here. They were going, what is this? What is this? Oh?
He's playing for me. We are who we are, Danielle,
and dangerously if you're one of them, we are we are.
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You're not Italian, but I am. You know who you are?
Have no Italian blood and you so if you were telling,
you would have known that you do not fold your
pizza and you eat it with a forking knife. Well,
I haven't been back there to see my ancestors and
Italy because there are none. Who are your ancestors from Poland?
What are their names? That I don't even know? They're
all passed on. You have ga, who is the grandma
that used to make the amazing connections? Grandma, that's not
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how you say it's but I'm not I'm not Polish,
so I don't know how to say my background was Polish.
And also Jewish, but yes, parog right, but when my
mom finally kicked my asshole father out of the house
because he's a drunk and then she got remarried then
and you restand right. So because I've been celebrating all
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the Jewish holidays for so many years, I'm half Jewish. Okay,
So you're half Jewish, you're half Polish, and you're half Italian.
Look if it makes no sense people, if you were
telling me that you are half Jewish because you respect
Stan and he raised your whole father did, right, and
you're trying to get away from him, then I would say,
oh wow, I love the fact that you're embracing the
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Jewish traditions for this reason, but that's not why you
do it. You do it for convenience. And your grandmother,
who you loved, was Polish, right, So just because your
asshole dad was Polished, your grandmother really was the was
the one and people before her, right, So that is
your background and you should be proud of it. Ass
whole father aside, I am proud of it. But you
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if you know who you are, but you're not a Talian, okay,
But why does it stop there? Everybody's allowed to know
who they are. I have a statement. Hold On, I don't.
I don't know why I come and do this, Daniel, Daniel,
hold on, great is going to just put a statement
out there at this moment. I am no longer Jewish,
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shut down. I am Jewish, I have Jewish. I'm allowed.
I'm allowed to be if I know who I am.
I am. Let's I'm just seriously saying, I think that
there are other people out there that were born a
certain nationality, but they know that inside they really are
somebody else. So you are born Polish and Jewish by
you know stand even though I was born this way,
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I know who I am on the inside. You think
you're Italian on the inside. One Lady Gaga song and
you think you know it all. I love Lady Gaga.
Ali thinks he's Italians. Listen, I'm serious, you know what.
Let's come out there for our feggeg feggies to all
the veggies. I want to know, do you think Greg, No,
that's not the question. It is the question. I want
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to know. How do you other think he's a moron?
Come on now, now stop it. I'm fine. A song.
There's a group that came out a long time ago
known as the and they wrote a very poignant song.
And I'd like you just to listen to just a
couple of lyrics, okay, and ask yourselves the question that
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the who is asking everybody, because just because you were
born one wife doesn't mean that that's who you are. Yeah,
who are you? Everybody? Danielle? Who are you? Who are
somebody who wants to leave this? You know you know
your Italian? Right? Yeah? Well I'm Italian Americana blood in me?
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Do you feel Yugoslavik? Yes? I do, definitely. Who are
you Irish and German? And which more do you? Which
one do you feel more of? I will I am
by by science, more Irish, more Irish. But but do
you feel like you're Irish? You feel Irish more than
you feel Italian. See this is not I don't know man,
this is I don't think you can use this. It's
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not a valid argument. I just feel like I'm I'm
I'm Italian or I feel like I'm Jewish. Listen again.
You can feel whatever you want, but if you practice, practice,
or or partake in your nationality faith, then that gives
you the at least the backing saying yes, I can
do that, okay, but why do we draw those lines?
Why is it only you can only be certain nationality
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or whatever, but you can't just figure out who your
grandmother and grandfather came from. I want to know from
the feggies for next week, and I'm gonna look into
the email, I really am. I'm gonna follow the email
at fedge Ham Official and I'm also gonna read your
tweets as well. And I want to know if there's
any people in Fedgville right now, any feggies if you
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feel that you are not who you were when you
were born. I think it's a fair question, fair question,
fair questions. I'm so confused. We'll talk about next week.
Are we ready to move on? Here we go, Daniel Monaro,
it's that time. I want to know about your Feedgean
shoes today. By the way, Garrett, you have some really
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good questions today, really good questions. I can't want to
post the last time when you had shitty. I like
the question about like where are you going to deliver birth?
And what restaurants are you going to deliver birth? You
know I'm saying, don't cry, milk, don't cry milk. I
wear my heart on my chest. Fashion a Vegian shoes
are you wear today? Get their little leopard prints? They are?
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I like them, they're actually they like kitten. Here now,
I want to say, even though it's this me too
movement we're in, I say, you stop saying that honestly.
But honestly, it's not like a serious thing. I know
it is. I'm raising two girls. I'm loud to say
to me, you have beautiful shoes. They're sexy. That's what
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I want to see me feeling like you're doing something wrong.
But don't as soon as as soon as you say,
is this a part of the me too movement? It
brings that turn off, the hey this is serious. No, no no,
it brings that. It brings that like I'm I'm thinking
that it's more a joke, but it's one of those
things that kind of don't let me. Let me stay
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for the record, I know that it's not a joke,
and I'm not joking. I was just having fun with
Danielle because she knows me. But the funny thing is
she did know me because she said, if you want
to say they're sexy, you can. All you have to
do is say, then, hey, I don't want you to
take offense at this but so I don't want to
take offense. You don't have to hashtag me to move
in it. Oh my god, here we go. Now it
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is now time for Daniel Fegean shoes. You still get
your leg up in the they're little kitten heels which
I do think sex leopard. Yes, they are um and
they're a little bit of a point on the front.
And I actually got them from Jane dot com. Let
me tell me something, not a sponsor, which they were. Yes,
Jane dot com is an amazing website. Is that j
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a n specific? They? I guess they hook up with
little boutiques and little just different places and you wind
up getting the cutest hoodies and sweatshirts and shoes and
jewelry for a lot less than you normally that I
buy jeans from their nice You're It's an addiction though,
and then they have like everyday specials. It's crazy. So
(26:07):
Jane dot com check it out. I will post my
Vegean shoes on my at Daniel at Radio close on
Jane dot com. I think you can really huh you
know what. I don't know. You should go check though,
but it's a great place to get gifts for people. Yeah, yeah,
can I get some things to the holidays? Wish and
the girls really stocking stuffers are really cute stuff um
(26:29):
at radio Daniel Manaro, I will post my cute kitten here.
I love it, Daniel. I really like all your shoes
that you wear. You have some really good foot foot taste.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, not foot taste in
the way that I want to lick your flick your toes. Okay, again,
that was just a joke. That was a joke. That
was a joke. That one right there was for the joke. Okay,
(26:50):
I had to go for the joke on that one.
I got you. That one was for the joke people.
That really was the joke. You're okay, shut up. I
want you out of here. I'm fine, I'm okay. Ok
you're not You're not listen. I'm as fine as that was.
The computer's having a problem. It's okay, here we go.
(27:13):
Do we have any fed jam feedback? Do we many
feedback from our twitters and stuff of that twitter from
the Twitter? Do we have anything? And you're the one
with all the information. Do you want to turn our
let's let's turn on. Let's go to fedg Ham Twitter
right now, and let's get some feedback. Let's see here,
let's see here, gonna go to fedg Ham right now. Hey, Garrett,
(27:34):
how's the stock market doing anyway? You have any updates
on stock marketing? Huh? You have all the stock information,
so you have nothing? You fall, Daniel, you fall stocks?
Why not? Don't you think you should? You don't think
you should follow the husband following? So I will say
our ratings on iTunes are pretty strong, in a four
point five at a five stars. Can we tell how
(27:56):
many people have listened? Wait? Is that for real? Like
no oaking the side? Four people out of a hundred
and seventeen reviews around time? Feed that time? Wow, Garrett,
Well there you go, ladies and gentlemen here in Fedgville,
all of our fedgi's listening. Thank you very much for listening.
Garrett just brought us some really cool information. Garrett one
(28:17):
more time, just repeat that again. Yeah, no, no, We've
got a great rating on iTunes, four out of five.
And I would say just keep on keep on listening
and reviewing. And uh yeah we got we got some
some people right and in too so. But but how
how do we know do we know how many people
are listening or have you listened to it? I know
we're new, but can we tell I don't know, I
(28:40):
don't know. I'm I'm being shot to be in shright
with you. I'm not gonna bullshit. And here we go.
We got one. Here. This is coming from Caroline and
she's at River Song Underscore. Don't know why she has
two gees and Underscore. There she's hiding with somebody, but
there it is, and she says at bedg Ham Official,
she goes, hey, guys, I have to listen to the
for six episodes again because I don't remember. But did
(29:03):
Greg t ever buy those sneakers? Because I didn't. He
didn't realize that you can buy things. Sure, hum because
you are Italian. The sneakers that she's talking the sneakers
that she's talking about are they're called ballers B A
L E R S Ballers. I love them. I think
you really need to follow my Instagram. They are not
(29:25):
a sponsor either, but I do like their swag. And
then she ends her tweet by saying hashtag yetie confetti Sott.
Thank you very much. You guys got one. You guys
wanted any feedback now you have them all there, you
can go to Twitter. That's what I'm reading for him.
Here's another one. You got one cup, Garrett Gregg Tea
needs to chill or Garrett and Danielle are going to
(29:46):
slap him. Oh come on now, that is not gonna happen.
We're all good friends. Were having friends, we are, We're
having good funds. Here's one. This is from Stephanie McCarthy,
Stepano McCarthy. She says, at fetch Him Official, I gotta
say in all on a the I love the Sun guy,
meaning like we were talking about that. It was another
character we could talk to the sun. The Sun was
(30:06):
a character here at Edge. Well see King flatulence. I
like him too and all the other sound effects. Even you,
she likes the the York We said that yoke was
coming from the Sun. I think wasn't that what we're
saying coming from or was it the EU? Okay was
from the Sun? Okay okay, okay okay. Highlight of my
(30:31):
day was seeing a screen pop up that a new
episode of fat Ham Official was available. Hey, that's until
I realized several phone calls during my commune home, but
I will definitely hear it. Tomorrow. She received several phone calls,
so unfortunately she couldn't listen. Nice, that's Jamie, Thank you, Jamie.
Love it you have any more? What do you got, Garrett?
(30:59):
I think? No? How come we don't have any any
guests on the show. I don't know, because I really,
you know, it would be nice to have on the show.
Who's going to come and put up with this crowd?
You know what? Maybe that's a question for the feggies.
Who would they like us to interview? And we could
try to go get them. I can get some some
local sports stars on the oh, Garrett is going to
sports stars I can get. I can get some hockey players.
(31:19):
Let's start with see there you go. I won't know
who I'm talking about. But that's the beautiful thing. You
don't know. So we can have a normal conversation minus
sound effects. Well, if they do come in, though, Garrett,
I'm gonna play you know, come on in. We have
a guest today. That's our that's our guest music. So
when the Great t Show finally takes off, this is
(31:41):
what it's gonna be like. No, it will be much
more organized. It will not be like that. No, not
at all. So let's ask our feggies what superstars would
you like us to interview or like what area? Maybe
they want to talk to movie stars, maybe TV stars,
maybe you know, maybe there are some sports stars. So
we want to ask all the feggies today what celebs
(32:02):
or maybe they want like local celebs. Maybe that's kind
of cool. Maybe if the fedgies email us or tweet
us about a certain story that's going on in their
town that we can follow it up. Wouldn't that be
kind of cool? Yeah, let's find out what's going on
in other people's cities. I think that's kind of idea.
Nobody's doing that right now. Yeah, Like, if there's something
you want us to promote locally and where you will live, Yeah,
(32:25):
something really cool that's going on. Yes, Danielle, that is
so good for you. I love it. We want to promote, right,
so what celebs and we want to promote stuff, promoting
what's going on in your Fedgeville, in your Fedgeville which
(32:45):
is your town, like we have our Fedgeville over here. Oh.
I like that. You guys are so good. I love
you guys. Do you guys stop playing that sound effect? FA?
What happened? What are you okay? Exactly fine, Are you okay? Really?
(33:08):
I am. I'm gonna take the medication. That escalated quickly. Yeah,
that's right. I mean that really got out of hand fast.
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by Fenchham. Alright, guys, so do you want to end it?
Do we have a fedge of the week. We haven't
gonna fedge you of the week, Daniel. We have a
fedge of the week. We can do it. We didn't.
We didn't sing. We didn't sing a song. Usually we
(33:50):
have some kind of karaoke. Didn't you want to play
karaoke song next year? Let's do what do you wanna do?
Give me a karaokes? What do you want to what
do you want to do? We'll pick a song. What's
your favor what would you favorite artist? I got lots
of favorite artists. How about you like Wham or Drained
Ram School. Do you like those guys? We're not gonna
sing that. Why not? That's karaoke. We know all the words.
You know. What do you want to do karaoke here?
(34:12):
We do? We do karaoke in Fedgeville. Karaoke like karaoke.
If we're doing karaoke like karaoke, what do we like? Garrett,
don't stop believing. No, do we like kip for Danielle?
Maybe like you know a Wham song? Wake Me Up
before you go go? Yes, I don't. I don't do
that for karaoke, but why not karaoke? Do wrap song?
(34:36):
But don't don't forget to wrap. That's what I do.
We're gonna do wake before you go go. That's a
fun one here at Fedgeville. Fedge was all about being fun.
Give me wake me up before everybody knows that song?
Oh they know that. Everybody knows. They hit it. Watch
this every jam. They're gonna love this song, Wake me
Up before we get go go they go watch. Maybe
(34:57):
you should have the dose of your medicine. Go dance tonight.
Come on, give it to me, Please give me waken
before you go go Internet, Come on, give it to me,
wake me Internet. We're waiting. Where is waiting before you go? Go? Man,
you think he's having problems with what is this? No,
this is not This is a Christime song. I'm like,
(35:19):
so we could do this for Christmas. The veggies, I've
clost total control and ville. This is a Christmas song.
Just to the beginning part. We're not leaving between quacore
you go. It's coming all right, fun only a couple
(35:41):
of months away. Don't pull me into this. I will
not be put into this mess. Here she goes cheese
yo for all the fetchies in here. Daniel Manaro knows
how to wrap. This is very impressive. I'll give her
this very impressive. Don't affect you. I'm only do in
the beginning, we gobby yeam on the dram yam on
(36:11):
the sand, dram yam on the beat because the beat goes. No, Man,
I only spend he because I'm playing for the sun,
playing for the king for the time. I'm surprised you
didn't hit us in the Bible. I'm solid. I'm my
go psycho Christmas time. So he's the recital's old man
like Michael. I know I'm so young, but I go stupid,
stupid like Pupid on the umber boy so to do
(36:32):
I meant bad? I said mad? I said mad, and
I meant bad. That was very good. All right, now
give me give me Wick, but listen, in all fairness, Danielle,
I'm very impressed. I'm not even kidding. You know, Garrett
lowers it to see if I still know what I'm doing.
The first time you ever did that for us, I
was like, holy cow, where did you get the talent
to be able to do something like that? And I
(36:53):
don't know things that really? Oh, now that's my jam out.
Come on now, feggies, don't come and got my Yeah,
don't let go something funny, something in you let it out?
(37:24):
I was every geez, I can we me up? Go?
The whole concept of you singing karaoke is singing the song.
Everybody's gonna sing with us. That's what I'm saying, everybody, Yeah, yeah, boy,
you don't go play it out go And so before
(37:47):
you go, I'm taking dancing tonight. Loo's play just in
one mot will play one last course. Yeah, well we're
gonna play. But I just want to say thank you.
To everybody here today and fetch bill, I think we
(38:08):
had a good time. Name a fetch of the week.
How about Mit George Michael George Michael George Michael is
the fett. He was my joy. He I thought I
was going to marry him. I didn't. I didn't know
he was gay growing up, and then he hadn't wanted
nothing to do with me. We want every day of
a good time. Ready, if you know the word sing along, yeah,
before you go go carry I don't know, Joe yo,
(38:31):
y'all too loud. You don't know the words either. I said,
do go go yeah, we me up before you go
go yoore you go go right, dank dance tonight, alright,
(38:52):
gonna hit that? Yeah, yeah yeah. How many people turned
us off? No, man, nobody does. Nobody turned us off.
I'm doing that now. Everyone confetti, No night yet. Hold
on a second. We're gonna sum everything up, and then
we're gonna go. We're all gonna sum it up. Listen,
(39:12):
We're all gonna summ it up. I'm playing too many
buttons now, all of a sudden, here here we go. Um,
I do want to say. I tried to lay off
the sound effect. Well we played some, but it wasn't
as crazy as it was in the past. We actually
got some good topics here today. And I think, you know, Garrett,
for you, I do want to say thank you. You
broughte a cool topic to the table today about what
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restaurant we'd like to give birth in good that was.
That was cute, it's fun, it's creative. And then Danielle,
honestly I want to thank you for setting me straight
and saying, you know, t hashtag me too not funny.
It's not and so I'm glad, you know what. I'm
glad we stopped talking about it. I never meant it
to be funny. I really didn't, but I'm glad that
you said, you know what, let's stop. It's not funny.
(39:54):
So I'm glad we did that. That was very good.
Thank you, um P d Q. We talked about that
it's chicken ridiculu us. How can chicken? What is chicken
do it? It's ridiculous. It was just for fun. I
was just being funny. Guard staff behind you, we want
to know what celebs you'd like us to talk about,
and I think we found a good thing. You know,
what is going on in your Fedgeville. What can we promote? Right,
(40:17):
that's pretty cool, and um let's see what else what
it's going on in your Fedgeville. We're gonna go. She said,
we need T shirt, Yes, we needed confetti T shirts.
That's right. Alright, guys on behalf of Fedgeville. It's now
time to get up and leave Fedgeville and uh edge
take our lily pads with us, and thanks for visiting tonight.
And maybe next week we talked to King Flash Lens
(40:39):
or Mr Sun and we'll see about the dog, the
dog Chucky. You're like the guy at the party there,
it's like okay, we gotta go, and then you're like, okay,
let me just say one more goodbye. If we do
get a dog Chuck in Fedgeville, who's gonna change Chuck?
And who's gonna like Thursday a recording again? Next? Well, Thursday,
I can't. I have the girls coming in, I got
the who entire soccer, let's have the son. Let's stop.
(41:01):
Let's stop figuring out a date on here, because when
it doesn't happen, then people go, hey, you think you're
going to do it this day? Wednesday too? I think
Wednesday works out better for me Monday night and that's
not good either, that that reminds me of On that note, one, Yeah,
(41:27):
Ain't Confessed was a good show today by
That escalated quickly. Okay, okay, Mark, I mean that really
got out of hand fast. Thank you love that. Are
you ready? No? Say what did they say? What did
they say? He said? Are you having a good day? Why?
Why betch ham Man, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
(00:26):
children of all ages, came on in good morning, good evening,
good afternoon, whenever time you're listening, good welcome to you.
Here is betch Hamp. We're about to open up the
gates and go on into Fedchville. Danielle, are you ready?
Are you ready? Come on, let's open up the gates
and let's go with the Fedgeville. Eddie confetti? Everybody, you
(00:49):
don't think for the end? You say, Jeddie confetti. You
know we're done? No? Oh no, no good, I'm sorry.
I podcast everyone, the gate is open, Pull up, pull
up your lily pad, and come on in. Bite. By
doing this, I just feel like we're listening to two
teen exactly. I love. Magic Guarden was very successful. Magic
(01:09):
Guarden was you cannot you cannot debate? Yes, Magic Garden
was years old. But still, what about if every time
we come at the Fedgeville that we just remember that's
six year old little Gregory. That's six year old little Garrett,
six year old little Danny. And you're you got your
nightgown on, and you got your blanket there with you,
and you got your little slippers, and you're ready to
(01:30):
watch Fedgeville and you pull up your lily pad and
you're gonna see see King Farter, King farn there he
is the King. Come on in the King. We're not
going to see the king today. The King will not
be here today. All right, We're not gonna listen. King
Farter will not be here. You already the button. So
(01:50):
that was what I didn't bring the king voice. If
I have the machine that I can make the king voice,
that's not the king. Was just what king? The King
Farter sounds like it's King flatulence. By the way, King flagelens,
King flagless will not be here. We got a lot
of emails, We got a lot of can we say
thank you to some people? First? Let's do that. Let's
do that, okay, So we want to say thank you
(02:11):
to a bunch of people, and um, you know, Danielle,
let you take it away because I think what you
want to say is very nice. Yes. So when we
were in Iowa, the ioways stay fair. It was awesome
because so many people came up to us and said,
oh my gosh, I listened to fetch Ham. One guy
even yelled Yettie confetti. Yes, so it's very very cool.
So we just want to thank you for listening. We're
a new podcast. I know, we got off to a
(02:32):
little bit of a rocky start, and we're not always here.
We went like a month without recording. We're going to
try to be better. V H one actually contacted us
to do or where are we were they now episodes?
Oh my god, so great hiatus. So thank you for listening,
and we hope we continue to make you laugh. For
the guy that screamed out yetti confetti, I do feel
(02:54):
sorry for you now because people do look at you like,
what the are you saying? We are going to need
YETI confetti T shirt? We needed We need a T
shirt sponsor to send the EDI Confetti T shirts. You know,
I've been ham with a question mark, but I've been
throwing away my notes after I'm done taking them. But
maybe I should get a little folder together and put
all of our notes in the folder and then we
(03:15):
can reference that. Yeah, what do you think, Karen, you
have an iPhone. Yeah, yeah, but sometimes I get nervous
about you. You never use like a regular day planner.
Like a lot of people are going back to using
regular day planners, and one of the reasons is they
get nervous that if your phone craps out, or your
even your cloud craps that I have had it where
(03:35):
I lost everything. Yeah, and it wasn't in the cloud
and I couldn't find it and I and I couldn't
figure out my schedule for like three weeks. I didn't
know if I had meetings, I didn't know. And it's
scared the crap. We've talked about this before too. You
are not one for when the phone tells you to
update your phone, right, well, I haven't updated yet exactly.
(03:56):
I need a new phone, really, And there you go.
If you stay on top of things, are you great?
You want to keep notes? I do want to keep
but yet you listen to yourself, you've thrown the notes
away after you have written them every week. If I
had a fedge Ham folder, I would bring it with
me and I would prepare something like for re instance,
(04:16):
I really do believe and I've made I've made a
mental note of this that we should have some sort
of an outline, like when we come into Fedgeville. You know,
we always know we pull up our lily pads and
we're gonna sit down. We already know that there was
a character called King Flatulence that, whether you like it
or not, the way we didn't vote on it. We
also have a dog, like at what is our dog's
(04:37):
name in Fedgerville? It wasn't Chucky. It was Chucky the dog,
and we're gonna have chucking the dog here. This is
what I'm talking about. You know, if you're falling, we
get a dog. You're falling victim to the time of
the year. What do you mean if you would not
want to do this if this was in March or April,
since the commercials are coming back for the new school year. Yes,
(04:58):
you want to get into that. I'm going at to
school mentality. I like that by doing, by doing something.
Problem is you fall off the wagon every time you're
doing okay, but I paper, I need some notes. I
gotta take some note. He's gonna take notes for two
episodes and that's going to be He's been taking notes
every episode then throwing them away. You throw out the
notes right on the back of this that says something,
(05:19):
what is this that's a corporate paper? Yeah, I'm definitely
writing on that doesn't matter. Corporate doesn't even know who
who I am. They don't know, Yes they do, they don't.
All right, So let's see, so we got okay, Yatti, confetti,
al Right, confetti. Then we need oh, danielm with your
T shirts as we do this post show stuff during
during the podcast, that was Garrett, Garrett. It was Garrett,
(05:41):
that was you. Garrett did a Fedgeville burp. No, Garrett doesn't.
Everything has to be Fedgeville because that's where we are.
We're giving everything owners disgusting. Garrett's disgusting that it's disgusting. King.
So as we have this meeting during the podcast as
(06:01):
opposed to before or after, let's let's talk about did
you hear about the woman who gave birth at Chick
fil A? And now the kid has a job at
Chick fil A when he grows up and he has
and they can get Chick fil A for the rest
of their life. Are you starting podcast news? No, not
podcast news. I'm just think I think you're going into
podcast news podcast news with Garrett. No, but my reporter,
Garret's got a story, go stop made me think, Yes,
(06:24):
if Danielle, I, obviously you're you're not having any more
kids in Great Tea, you and I cannot give birth physically.
But if you were to have a child and give
birth in any restaurant and get free food guaranteed for
the rest of your life, good question, man, restaurant would
it be? That's a good question, you know what so
so so the lady had gave birth in Chick fil A,
(06:46):
Chick fil A gave their their new baby a job
when he or she is of age, and Chick Filo
for the rest of her life. That is a great question.
So I asked the question to you guys here, if
you were having a if we're in labor, what restaurant
you want to be in? So you get the you
have the baby in the bathroom, in the bathroom, said restaurant,
(07:06):
and then the restaurant gets all this press, and in return,
the restaurant gives you free food. So is that edge
news or is that a fedge topic today? Answer the
fetching question, fegging question. I like it, Garrett, Thank you,
the feedging question. You know I'm gonna go with I
think white Castle for you, I was thinking about this question.
(07:28):
You would give birth in the white Castle when I
get free cheeseburgers the rest of my life and then
and then white Castle today, I don't feel like you
have a baby for the rest of your White Castle
doesn't go through me like it does, probably very like
or you know, on the border, on the borders, on
the border home alright, so on the boarder, you would
(07:50):
give birth in the on the border maybe bathroom if
you were having a baby like like Arnold Schwarzenegger and
Danny DeVito and brief food. Okay, if I'm going to
do that, and I really want my because now I'm
thinking outside the box, because you know, if that just happens,
you don't know what restaurant you're gonna be in. But
in this case, I actually know the restaurants. I'm choosing
(08:12):
the restaurant to have my wife give birth to you.
You specifically, Oh, I'm gonna give birth, so I'm gonna
run and I'm gonna fall down and squat and give
birth to my baby right there in this place, so
I can get a restaurant. What restaurant, all right? I
like lobster a lot, a lot red lobster, so I
(08:33):
would have to do it at maybe red lobster or no,
no one word one red lobster. Alright, red lobster and
get red lobster for the rest of my life. See that,
you see this is what you get red lobster. You've
got the table. So Danielle on the border great tea,
Red lobsters to restaurants, you have to go in there,
so that means you're committed to go in there for
(08:54):
the rest of your life to get free food. That
was my point. That's why I wasn't sure. You go
to the drive through, just like just like Chick fil A,
you go through drive through and you're and you're done.
You just probably show your Chick fil a gold card
and like a place called Luke's Lobster even better, they
don't have a drive through. That's another but it's first
gold card, Yeah, gold card, that would be good. Luke's
(09:14):
Lobster's best. You walk in real quick and then you
walk out and you get really good lobster. That's like
Luke's Lobster is not gonna be in every area that
you moved to, like say you move right, Nobody even
knows right now. You're right, so you would have that
access and you could be living in Vancouver, Canada. You
need it has to be a national chain, yea. For me,
Castle is not a national Wendy white Castle is. No,
(09:36):
I don't believe you know what. I don't think white
Castle is national. It doesn't mean have you ever had
p d Q? See I have not. You've had? My gosh,
Froggy and I we have a date. We go on
a date to PDQ. What is PDQ? Oh my gosh,
it's it's pete. I forget what it stands for. PDQ.
But the chicken is ridiculous and I have it every
(09:56):
time I think they're opening ones here. I'm pretty sure
when when when chicken is ridiculous? What does chicken do?
I'm just saying, are you okay? I'm fine. You don't
make any fun. Did you come up with? Where did
you come from? No? She just said it's ridiculous. I
(10:17):
was just when chicken is ridiculous? Going off your ridiculous
because I was just I was tying into it in
a funny way because he's like, like, chicken is ridiculous,
and I go, what does the chicken do to make
it ridiculous. Are you okay? I am okay, I'm just
playing with you. I'm really I'm just playing with I
really know, I swear. I was just need I need
(10:39):
a drop that says, please don't leave, don't please don't go,
because I had any point, please don't go, I need
to please don't keep get me that. And then they
took your stress levels and then why you're so stressed
out sounded please don't go, Please don't go, something called
fedgeham please don't go. Okay, stop, that's gonna be your thing.
But here's the but here's the thing, like things like that,
(11:01):
we don't need to be like, hey, can we get this?
Like this is something you and I can talk about later.
But I want to put in the notes, right, but
you're gonna throw those notes as as done. I'm keeping it.
I'm gonna date it. I'm gonna date today's notes. Today's
notes are what's today's date? Sixteen? Yeah, that's right, okay,
age sixteen, right, eighteen, that's right. Yes, it was paid
x so nice right, so nice to see that it's gone.
(11:23):
But it was what do you do with your with
your paycheck? When you when you immediately get it. I
think about if I'm going to have anything left or
at the end of building how much out. That's what
I had to do yesterday. See, the way my paychecks
work is like on one paycheck I keep it, and
then the other paycheck I have to pay all my
bills and all those kinds. You guys get paid on
the fifteen and right, Yeah, but most of us around
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here are like every other Friday because the company's I guess,
saves more money at the end of the Even Scotty
B to s, why don't we get it that way?
I think it's more like contract stuff. Yeah, he gets
Scotty B. He gets paid on every other Friday as well.
I didn't know that because I said to him early
day and go, oh my god, I can't wait the
Wednesday's paid day. And he goes, not familiar, there's not
And I go, what do you mean And he I
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didn't even know that, And he said, I get paid
every other Friday. And I said, I didn't even know
that people can get paid like that. How do I
get on an other waor of the friday? I look
to do that. But so what I do is I
take one check and I go and I have to
pay a mortgage, gotta pay a credit card bill. So
that's what I do. So I have that all done
on one and so that's so yesterday I rushed home
real quick before the late night event that we had,
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and I went home real quick, and I paid it
really fast. Turst things, I'm crazy. She goes, you could
do it on your phone. You come home specifically do
that and then we go back. So so you drove
in our home, got out of your car after a
long day from being up at two am, went to
your computer to pay in my office at home a
single bill, two bills. Then you went back into the car. Yeah,
I went to Then I went to the ferry, the
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ferry to come back to the city in the ferry
view of the water, all over two bills. Yeah, because
I'm obsessed with paying the Would they have shut off
the electric to your house and someone come repot your house? No?
But I'm always on time. I'm always on the fifteen.
I'm always on the fifteenth. I'm always my headphones again,
I'm always on the fifteenth. I'm on it religiously. I
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don't miss it. I don't miss it. I don't wait
because my I technically I like to pay my credit
card on the fifteen, but if I know that I've
got something going on, like we're going on vacation at
the end of the month, and I'm like, well, I
know I'm going to be using my credit card in
two weeks, and technically the credit card doesn't end for
two weeks. So then I try to pay the balance
if I can, right before I go on vacation. So
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I start with the zero balance that that doesn't always happen.
Do you use your points on credit cards? Of course?
So do you know? Okay? So I never meet and
we didn't use credit cards, right, like, we didn't use
them at all. We had them, didn't use them. So
then I started talking to a bunch of friends and
they're using their points you can go take flights and
stupid me. So I said the trish, I go, what
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are we doing? Do you have a card? They give
you points? So we have, yeah, well that's say so
we want to so tricious family, her uncle and aunt.
They they're getting an Italian villa in Italy next year,
which they do that every so often they go to Italy.
So they invited everybody. They said, look, just pay your
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own way going down and your point. What you need
to do, though, is find the week that you want
to go, because we're gonna be there for five weeks,
so not us, but they are. So find a week
and we'll try to divvy it up with all the family.
So I said, Trish, that's a little bit out of
my price range here, you know, I don't think about
going in Italy. And she's like, but Greg, you know,
blah blah blah, And I'm like, Patricia, I want to
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do other things with the money. You know, I want
to do that you're not paying for You're not paying
to stay. Well that's what that's right, that's what she's saying.
But still it's just not in my scart. Scarrett actually
pick that effect sound effects. A lot of credit cards
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give you like mild. We use our miles a lot
of time. My mother in law comes to visit every
other year from England and she never pays for our
flight because we use our points and she gets a
free flight here. We use all our points. When we
went to Seattle to take the Bliss to Last four flights,
we didn't pay for any of them because we used
all of our points. My points in Sheldon's points on
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our credit cards for all of our flights out to Seattle.
Scotty b is very good at this. But here, turn
off the music again. I want to I want to start.
It makes me feel like we're just stop for a second,
like like you hit stop on the computer. Your family goes, Greg,
Trish girls, we're going to Italy? Yes, and then yes,
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you hate to fly as it is, but I will
fly with my family because if we're all going to crash,
we're doing it together. So that's why I that is
the worst reason to fly. I'm willing to fly. That's why. Well,
I don't want to miss them and be the only one.
I don't want to be the only one in the
plane going now they're all gonna be together. That's what
I want to do. Flight there is what six hours?
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Just about Italy? Elvis says, it's so beautiful there. What
do you think the first thing you would get Tuscany?
What do you what do you think the first thing
you do you get to Italy? First thing you Greg tea,
I get a slice of pizza to taste. Pizza taste Like,
that's what you're gonna do, That's what you go. You're
in Italy and you go straight for pizza. I want
to go to the first pizza place I see. I
want to eat the pizza. Nothing. I want the pizza by,
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nothing about going to see the sixteenth sixteenth copel, nothing
from Michelangelo to eat. I want to eat pizza. Now,
you know, if you fold pizza when you're in Italy,
they automatically look at you and out cast you as
the tourists. Really, yes, what do they do? Listen? How
do they eat pizza? Forking knife? They do? Not? They do?
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They eat pizza and fork in a knife? Who does that? Italians?
No way? You're in New York, a bunch of cabons.
We take a pizza and you eat it. True Italians
not not. I'm Italian? Not you're Italian, but you're not.
I'm not born and raised in Italy. I am. I'm
Italian and Polish and fake Jewish. When you want to
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be the Polish part, that's just something I was born with.
That's not who I really am. I really am. What
do you embrace your background? What do you mean? I mean?
You're Italian? I am? But since when when you know
who you are? Italian? Danielle We're living in a world
where if you know who you ever said you are
Italian and I've known you twenty something year, Danielle, if
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you know who you are, you are who you are,
You're not Italian, You're okay, stop asking me that. Of
course I'm fine. But what I'm saying is just because
I was born a certain nationality doesn't mean that. You know,
that doesn't mean anything. Okaytor that it doesn't mean that. Okay,
I can listen. Elvis has taught us, taught us we
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could be who we want to be. A cup, do
me right, and then I want to see how it's
much Italian you got in. I am I am part
and parts Oficilian, part Brooklyn, part Brooklyn. That's that's who
I am. God bless us everyone, because I know who
I am. If you know who you are, you are,
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you are whatever religion suit you like, if thank you perfect.
I'm have Jewish if it did, no, no. If it's
a Jewish holiday, that's going to get you off work,
you're Jewish. If you if it's a Catholic holiday, it's
going to get you off work, you're Catholic. You know
I'm a Giants fan. When they're winning. I'm a Yankee fan.
I'm a Mets fan when they're winning. Oh wait a minute,
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I would never no matter what. Oh wait, hold on, bull,
she never said you were a Mets fan. At one point,
I didn't say it was a Mets fans Jets fan.
Oh but the Jets sake. So now I'm gonna move
over here. They were going, what is this? What is this? Oh?
He's playing for me. We are who we are, Danielle,
and dangerously if you're one of them, we are we are.
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You're not Italian, but I am. You know who you are?
Have no Italian blood and you so if you were telling,
you would have known that you do not fold your
pizza and you eat it with a forking knife. Well,
I haven't been back there to see my ancestors and
Italy because there are none. Who are your ancestors from Poland?
What are their names? That I don't even know? They're
all passed on. You have ga, who is the grandma
that used to make the amazing connections? Grandma, that's not
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how you say it's but I'm not I'm not Polish,
so I don't know how to say my background was Polish.
And also Jewish, but yes, parog right, but when my
mom finally kicked my asshole father out of the house
because he's a drunk and then she got remarried then
and you restand right. So because I've been celebrating all
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the Jewish holidays for so many years, I'm half Jewish. Okay,
So you're half Jewish, you're half Polish, and you're half Italian.
Look if it makes no sense people, if you were
telling me that you are half Jewish because you respect
Stan and he raised your whole father did, right, and
you're trying to get away from him, then I would say,
oh wow, I love the fact that you're embracing the
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Jewish traditions for this reason, but that's not why you
do it. You do it for convenience. And your grandmother,
who you loved, was Polish, right, So just because your
asshole dad was Polished, your grandmother really was the was
the one and people before her, right, So that is
your background and you should be proud of it. Ass
whole father aside, I am proud of it. But you
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if you know who you are, but you're not a Talian, okay,
But why does it stop there? Everybody's allowed to know
who they are. I have a statement. Hold On, I don't.
I don't know why I come and do this, Daniel, Daniel,
hold on, great is going to just put a statement
out there at this moment. I am no longer Jewish,
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shut down. I am Jewish, I have Jewish. I'm allowed.
I'm allowed to be if I know who I am.
I am. Let's I'm just seriously saying, I think that
there are other people out there that were born a
certain nationality, but they know that inside they really are
somebody else. So you are born Polish and Jewish by
you know stand even though I was born this way,
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I know who I am on the inside. You think
you're Italian on the inside. One Lady Gaga song and
you think you know it all. I love Lady Gaga.
Ali thinks he's Italians. Listen, I'm serious, you know what.
Let's come out there for our feggeg feggies to all
the veggies. I want to know, do you think Greg, No,
that's not the question. It is the question. I want
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to know. How do you other think he's a moron?
Come on now, now stop it. I'm fine. A song.
There's a group that came out a long time ago
known as the and they wrote a very poignant song.
And I'd like you just to listen to just a
couple of lyrics, okay, and ask yourselves the question that
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the who is asking everybody, because just because you were
born one wife doesn't mean that that's who you are. Yeah,
who are you? Everybody? Danielle? Who are you? Who are
somebody who wants to leave this? You know you know
your Italian? Right? Yeah? Well I'm Italian Americana blood in me?
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Do you feel Yugoslavik? Yes? I do, definitely. Who are
you Irish and German? And which more do you? Which
one do you feel more of? I will I am
by by science, more Irish, more Irish. But but do
you feel like you're Irish? You feel Irish more than
you feel Italian. See this is not I don't know man,
this is I don't think you can use this. It's
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not a valid argument. I just feel like I'm I'm
I'm Italian or I feel like I'm Jewish. Listen again.
You can feel whatever you want, but if you practice, practice,
or or partake in your nationality faith, then that gives
you the at least the backing saying yes, I can
do that, okay, but why do we draw those lines?
Why is it only you can only be certain nationality
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or whatever, but you can't just figure out who your
grandmother and grandfather came from. I want to know from
the feggies for next week, and I'm gonna look into
the email, I really am. I'm gonna follow the email
at fedge Ham Official and I'm also gonna read your
tweets as well. And I want to know if there's
any people in Fedgville right now, any feggies if you
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feel that you are not who you were when you
were born. I think it's a fair question, fair question,
fair questions. I'm so confused. We'll talk about next week.
Are we ready to move on? Here we go, Daniel Monaro,
it's that time. I want to know about your Feedgean
shoes today. By the way, Garrett, you have some really
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good questions today, really good questions. I can't want to
post the last time when you had shitty. I like
the question about like where are you going to deliver birth?
And what restaurants are you going to deliver birth? You
know I'm saying, don't cry, milk, don't cry milk. I
wear my heart on my chest. Fashion a Vegian shoes
are you wear today? Get their little leopard prints? They are?
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I like them, they're actually they like kitten. Here now,
I want to say, even though it's this me too
movement we're in, I say, you stop saying that honestly.
But honestly, it's not like a serious thing. I know
it is. I'm raising two girls. I'm loud to say
to me, you have beautiful shoes. They're sexy. That's what
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I want to see me feeling like you're doing something wrong.
But don't as soon as as soon as you say,
is this a part of the me too movement? It
brings that turn off, the hey this is serious. No, no no,
it brings that. It brings that like I'm I'm thinking
that it's more a joke, but it's one of those
things that kind of don't let me. Let me stay
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for the record, I know that it's not a joke,
and I'm not joking. I was just having fun with
Danielle because she knows me. But the funny thing is
she did know me because she said, if you want
to say they're sexy, you can. All you have to
do is say, then, hey, I don't want you to
take offense at this but so I don't want to
take offense. You don't have to hashtag me to move
in it. Oh my god, here we go. Now it
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is now time for Daniel Fegean shoes. You still get
your leg up in the they're little kitten heels which
I do think sex leopard. Yes, they are um and
they're a little bit of a point on the front.
And I actually got them from Jane dot com. Let
me tell me something, not a sponsor, which they were. Yes,
Jane dot com is an amazing website. Is that j
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a n specific? They? I guess they hook up with
little boutiques and little just different places and you wind
up getting the cutest hoodies and sweatshirts and shoes and
jewelry for a lot less than you normally that I
buy jeans from their nice You're It's an addiction though,
and then they have like everyday specials. It's crazy. So
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Jane dot com check it out. I will post my
Vegean shoes on my at Daniel at Radio close on
Jane dot com. I think you can really huh you
know what. I don't know. You should go check though,
but it's a great place to get gifts for people. Yeah, yeah,
can I get some things to the holidays? Wish and
the girls really stocking stuffers are really cute stuff um
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at radio Daniel Manaro, I will post my cute kitten here.
I love it, Daniel. I really like all your shoes
that you wear. You have some really good foot foot taste.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, not foot taste in
the way that I want to lick your flick your toes. Okay, again,
that was just a joke. That was a joke. That
was a joke. That one right there was for the joke. Okay,
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I had to go for the joke on that one.
I got you. That one was for the joke people.
That really was the joke. You're okay, shut up. I
want you out of here. I'm fine, I'm okay. Ok
you're not You're not listen. I'm as fine as that was.
The computer's having a problem. It's okay, here we go.
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Do we have any fed jam feedback? Do we many
feedback from our twitters and stuff of that twitter from
the Twitter? Do we have anything? And you're the one
with all the information. Do you want to turn our
let's let's turn on. Let's go to fedg Ham Twitter
right now, and let's get some feedback. Let's see here,
let's see here, gonna go to fedg Ham right now. Hey, Garrett,
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how's the stock market doing anyway? You have any updates
on stock marketing? Huh? You have all the stock information,
so you have nothing? You fall, Daniel, you fall stocks?
Why not? Don't you think you should? You don't think
you should follow the husband following? So I will say
our ratings on iTunes are pretty strong, in a four
point five at a five stars. Can we tell how
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many people have listened? Wait? Is that for real? Like
no oaking the side? Four people out of a hundred
and seventeen reviews around time? Feed that time? Wow, Garrett,
Well there you go, ladies and gentlemen here in Fedgville,
all of our fedgi's listening. Thank you very much for listening.
Garrett just brought us some really cool information. Garrett one
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more time, just repeat that again. Yeah, no, no, We've
got a great rating on iTunes, four out of five.
And I would say just keep on keep on listening
and reviewing. And uh yeah we got we got some
some people right and in too so. But but how
how do we know do we know how many people
are listening or have you listened to it? I know
we're new, but can we tell I don't know, I
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don't know. I'm I'm being shot to be in shright
with you. I'm not gonna bullshit. And here we go.
We got one. Here. This is coming from Caroline and
she's at River Song Underscore. Don't know why she has
two gees and Underscore. There she's hiding with somebody, but
there it is, and she says at bedg Ham Official,
she goes, hey, guys, I have to listen to the
for six episodes again because I don't remember. But did
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Greg t ever buy those sneakers? Because I didn't. He
didn't realize that you can buy things. Sure, hum because
you are Italian. The sneakers that she's talking the sneakers
that she's talking about are they're called ballers B A
L E R S Ballers. I love them. I think
you really need to follow my Instagram. They are not
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a sponsor either, but I do like their swag. And
then she ends her tweet by saying hashtag yetie confetti Sott.
Thank you very much. You guys got one. You guys
wanted any feedback now you have them all there, you
can go to Twitter. That's what I'm reading for him.
Here's another one. You got one cup, Garrett Gregg Tea
needs to chill or Garrett and Danielle are going to
(29:46):
slap him. Oh come on now, that is not gonna happen.
We're all good friends. Were having friends, we are, We're
having good funds. Here's one. This is from Stephanie McCarthy,
Stepano McCarthy. She says, at fetch Him Official, I gotta
say in all on a the I love the Sun guy,
meaning like we were talking about that. It was another
character we could talk to the sun. The Sun was
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a character here at Edge. Well see King flatulence. I
like him too and all the other sound effects. Even you,
she likes the the York We said that yoke was
coming from the Sun. I think wasn't that what we're
saying coming from or was it the EU? Okay was
from the Sun? Okay okay, okay okay. Highlight of my
(30:31):
day was seeing a screen pop up that a new
episode of fat Ham Official was available. Hey, that's until
I realized several phone calls during my commune home, but
I will definitely hear it. Tomorrow. She received several phone calls,
so unfortunately she couldn't listen. Nice, that's Jamie, Thank you, Jamie.
Love it you have any more? What do you got, Garrett?
(30:59):
I think? No? How come we don't have any any
guests on the show. I don't know, because I really,
you know, it would be nice to have on the show.
Who's going to come and put up with this crowd?
You know what? Maybe that's a question for the feggies.
Who would they like us to interview? And we could
try to go get them. I can get some some
local sports stars on the oh, Garrett is going to
sports stars I can get. I can get some hockey players.
(31:19):
Let's start with see there you go. I won't know
who I'm talking about. But that's the beautiful thing. You
don't know. So we can have a normal conversation minus
sound effects. Well, if they do come in, though, Garrett,
I'm gonna play you know, come on in. We have
a guest today. That's our that's our guest music. So
when the Great t Show finally takes off, this is
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what it's gonna be like. No, it will be much
more organized. It will not be like that. No, not
at all. So let's ask our feggies what superstars would
you like us to interview or like what area? Maybe
they want to talk to movie stars, maybe TV stars,
maybe you know, maybe there are some sports stars. So
we want to ask all the feggies today what celebs
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or maybe they want like local celebs. Maybe that's kind
of cool. Maybe if the fedgies email us or tweet
us about a certain story that's going on in their
town that we can follow it up. Wouldn't that be
kind of cool? Yeah, let's find out what's going on
in other people's cities. I think that's kind of idea.
Nobody's doing that right now. Yeah, Like, if there's something
you want us to promote locally and where you will live, Yeah,
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something really cool that's going on. Yes, Danielle, that is
so good for you. I love it. We want to promote, right,
so what celebs and we want to promote stuff, promoting
what's going on in your Fedgeville, in your Fedgeville which
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is your town, like we have our Fedgeville over here. Oh.
I like that. You guys are so good. I love
you guys. Do you guys stop playing that sound effect? FA?
What happened? What are you okay? Exactly fine, Are you okay? Really?
(33:08):
I am. I'm gonna take the medication. That escalated quickly. Yeah,
that's right. I mean that really got out of hand fast.
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by Fenchham. Alright, guys, so do you want to end it?
Do we have a fedge of the week. We haven't
gonna fedge you of the week, Daniel. We have a
fedge of the week. We can do it. We didn't.
We didn't sing. We didn't sing a song. Usually we
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have some kind of karaoke. Didn't you want to play
karaoke song next year? Let's do what do you wanna do?
Give me a karaokes? What do you want to what
do you want to do? We'll pick a song. What's
your favor what would you favorite artist? I got lots
of favorite artists. How about you like Wham or Drained
Ram School. Do you like those guys? We're not gonna
sing that. Why not? That's karaoke. We know all the words.
You know. What do you want to do karaoke here?
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We do? We do karaoke in Fedgeville. Karaoke like karaoke.
If we're doing karaoke like karaoke, what do we like? Garrett,
don't stop believing. No, do we like kip for Danielle?
Maybe like you know a Wham song? Wake Me Up
before you go go? Yes, I don't. I don't do
that for karaoke, but why not karaoke? Do wrap song?
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But don't don't forget to wrap. That's what I do.
We're gonna do wake before you go go. That's a
fun one here at Fedgeville. Fedge was all about being fun.
Give me wake me up before everybody knows that song?
Oh they know that. Everybody knows. They hit it. Watch
this every jam. They're gonna love this song, Wake me
Up before we get go go they go watch. Maybe
(34:57):
you should have the dose of your medicine. Go dance tonight.
Come on, give it to me, Please give me waken
before you go go Internet, Come on, give it to me,
wake me Internet. We're waiting. Where is waiting before you go? Go? Man,
you think he's having problems with what is this? No,
this is not This is a Christime song. I'm like,
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so we could do this for Christmas. The veggies, I've
clost total control and ville. This is a Christmas song.
Just to the beginning part. We're not leaving between quacore
you go. It's coming all right, fun only a couple
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of months away. Don't pull me into this. I will
not be put into this mess. Here she goes cheese
yo for all the fetchies in here. Daniel Manaro knows
how to wrap. This is very impressive. I'll give her
this very impressive. Don't affect you. I'm only do in
the beginning, we gobby yeam on the dram yam on
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the sand, dram yam on the beat because the beat goes. No, Man,
I only spend he because I'm playing for the sun,
playing for the king for the time. I'm surprised you
didn't hit us in the Bible. I'm solid. I'm my
go psycho Christmas time. So he's the recital's old man
like Michael. I know I'm so young, but I go stupid,
stupid like Pupid on the umber boy so to do
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I meant bad? I said mad? I said mad, and
I meant bad. That was very good. All right, now
give me give me Wick, but listen, in all fairness, Danielle,
I'm very impressed. I'm not even kidding. You know, Garrett
lowers it to see if I still know what I'm doing.
The first time you ever did that for us, I
was like, holy cow, where did you get the talent
to be able to do something like that? And I
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don't know things that really? Oh, now that's my jam out.
Come on now, feggies, don't come and got my Yeah,
don't let go something funny, something in you let it out?
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I was every geez, I can we me up? Go?
The whole concept of you singing karaoke is singing the song.
Everybody's gonna sing with us. That's what I'm saying, everybody, Yeah, yeah, boy,
you don't go play it out go And so before
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you go, I'm taking dancing tonight. Loo's play just in
one mot will play one last course. Yeah, well we're
gonna play. But I just want to say thank you.
To everybody here today and fetch bill, I think we
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had a good time. Name a fetch of the week.
How about Mit George Michael George Michael George Michael is
the fett. He was my joy. He I thought I
was going to marry him. I didn't. I didn't know
he was gay growing up, and then he hadn't wanted
nothing to do with me. We want every day of
a good time. Ready, if you know the word sing along, yeah,
before you go go carry I don't know, Joe yo,
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y'all too loud. You don't know the words either. I said,
do go go yeah, we me up before you go
go yoore you go go right, dank dance tonight, alright,
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gonna hit that? Yeah, yeah yeah. How many people turned
us off? No, man, nobody does. Nobody turned us off.
I'm doing that now. Everyone confetti, No night yet. Hold
on a second. We're gonna sum everything up, and then
we're gonna go. We're all gonna sum it up. Listen,
(39:12):
We're all gonna summ it up. I'm playing too many
buttons now, all of a sudden, here here we go. Um,
I do want to say. I tried to lay off
the sound effect. Well we played some, but it wasn't
as crazy as it was in the past. We actually
got some good topics here today. And I think, you know, Garrett,
for you, I do want to say thank you. You
broughte a cool topic to the table today about what
(39:34):
restaurant we'd like to give birth in good that was.
That was cute, it's fun, it's creative. And then Danielle,
honestly I want to thank you for setting me straight
and saying, you know, t hashtag me too not funny.
It's not and so I'm glad, you know what. I'm
glad we stopped talking about it. I never meant it
to be funny. I really didn't, but I'm glad that
you said, you know what, let's stop. It's not funny.
(39:54):
So I'm glad we did that. That was very good.
Thank you, um P d Q. We talked about that
it's chicken ridiculu us. How can chicken? What is chicken
do it? It's ridiculous. It was just for fun. I
was just being funny. Guard staff behind you, we want
to know what celebs you'd like us to talk about,
and I think we found a good thing. You know,
what is going on in your Fedgeville. What can we promote? Right,
(40:17):
that's pretty cool, and um let's see what else what
it's going on in your Fedgeville. We're gonna go. She said,
we need T shirt, Yes, we needed confetti T shirts.
That's right. Alright, guys on behalf of Fedgeville. It's now
time to get up and leave Fedgeville and uh edge
take our lily pads with us, and thanks for visiting tonight.
And maybe next week we talked to King Flash Lens
(40:39):
or Mr Sun and we'll see about the dog, the
dog Chucky. You're like the guy at the party there,
it's like okay, we gotta go, and then you're like, okay,
let me just say one more goodbye. If we do
get a dog Chuck in Fedgeville, who's gonna change Chuck?
And who's gonna like Thursday a recording again? Next? Well, Thursday,
I can't. I have the girls coming in, I got
the who entire soccer, let's have the son. Let's stop.
(41:01):
Let's stop figuring out a date on here, because when
it doesn't happen, then people go, hey, you think you're
going to do it this day? Wednesday too? I think
Wednesday works out better for me Monday night and that's
not good either, that that reminds me of On that note, one, Yeah,
(41:27):
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