#258: Brody & Swiftie... Swiftie & Brody

#258: Brody's a Taylor Swift fan who has met her on several occasions and hung out with her & worked on a song parody with her once and Skeery can't believe he's Brody isn't posting all his pics and videos with her, on social media; A hacker stole Skeery's friend Jet Ski Brian's instagram and was holding it ransom for a $200 Amazon gift card, Brody rants about a woman who ruined the video of his daughter getting her HS diploma; People think Skeery doesn't deserve to go to the Taylor Swift show because he's not a big fan; Listener Email 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Start Up, dot Up? Start Up, Brooklyn Boy, Why start up?
Brooklyn Boys? Start up up? They making noise data?

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Start up dot Up, Episode two fifty eight. It's the
Brooklyn Boys Podcast. Yeah, Hello, Hi, fancy meeting you here,
David Brody. What are the odds to one? Maybe two
to one, one to one. I think it's one to one,
one hundred one. Yeah, because we scheduled it, that's why.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yeah, we knew we were gonna be here. Wow. Man,
busy week everything's flying by.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
We're on the cusp of Memorial Day weekend, which I'm
excited about.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
All right, aren't you excited? Nah?

Speaker 2 (00:49):
I don't care one way another.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Get the f.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Out of here, Noah, it doesn't I'm not going away
this weekend, yess you.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Well, you're gonna do something fun this weekend? I am.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
We'll talk about that later, but I'm not going away.
So it's another weekend for me. And since I'm not working,
it's another weekend for me. You know, it's crazy, it's
gonna blur. Yeah, I'd like to know what's going on.
What are you cooking up in that laboratory of yours?
Something's going on back there, David Brody and you know,

(01:20):
and I'll just be well, let me talk to this
license for a second. This man has been so difficult
to reach and to schedule you would think that he's
some foreign diplomat or something. This guy's got a crazy
ass tight schedule, tighter.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Than me and you know me.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Guys, wait a minute, are foreign diplomats hard to schedule?

Speaker 1 (01:41):
With a consolate? You know? People that are on the move? Oh,
like always?

Speaker 2 (01:46):
How about let's call it. You know, this guy's like
a rock star on twit. I don't know about that
rock star on tour. You may think I have a
busy schedule, which I don't really think I do. But
you were an hour late today's podcast with no with
no phone call or update or what happened to you.
We were supposed to record an hour ago and I

(02:07):
texted you and I said, hey, I need another twenty minutes,
and you never applied. And then I texted you again
reply what were you doing? And were you not aware
that it was four o'clock? It wasn't recorded four o'clock.
I had some we had an event this morning on
top of the Intrepid, you know, the aircraft carrier in
the sit at four o'clock at night. No, it was,
it was it was a morning show, live broadcast. But

(02:30):
then after that, yeah, I hit a lot of traffic
coming home. And then next thing, these hours, then the
next thing, you know, jet Ski Brian hits me up
and he's like, oh dude. Yeah, He's like, let's let's
go to lunch. So I said, I don't know. I
got stuff to do today.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
I got things.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Then he's like, but this great place with awesome chicken
parm and we really should.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Check it out. So I said, fuck it, let's go.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Then one thing begat, the next we get the next
and next thing, you know, I'm like, oh my god,
I'm linked to my podcast. Right, But so here are
you at four o'clock?

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Not here obviously, not right. I just got to not
buy a phone or by a clock. No, So I'm not.
I'm not the busy one. You are?

Speaker 1 (03:18):
You you know?

Speaker 2 (03:19):
But yeah, you know what Palma pulling a chicken palm
card on me, by the way, president.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Precedence, where you're going for chicken palm?

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Uh, I'm a local place a couple of towns over
that I'm a big fan of. And uh my daughter
is not a fan of sauce it doesn't like tomato products.
She doesn't like ketchup, so then she actually would prefer
chicken milonnaise, where you still he wants chicken palm but
no sauce. Well, hold on a second. Chicken milonnaise is

(03:48):
the breaded, pounded chicken cutlet right, Yeah, and you throw
some whatzael on it.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Now you got chicken millonnaise with what's itdel But it's
still chicken mili.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
I mean without the sauce. The sauce makes it the palm.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
No, the palm, the whole recipe makes it the palm.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Oh. We talked about this once before, didn't we.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yeah, let's not get into that. But I ordered too.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Well, here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
So I call up and I say, hey, listen, I
need I'm ordering a dinner. I want to pick it
up at such and such time.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Hmmm.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
And I said, I need a chicken palm with cappellini.
And one of the things I like is they have
a garlic marinara sauce, so I have them put that
on the spaghetti that's on the side and not on
the chicken palm. The chicken palm comes in one tin,
but regular sauce and the other tin that comes with
the spaghetti. I haven't put a different sauce. I get
a little variety, you know, on a leg, a little variety. Yeah,

(04:40):
so yeah, right, exactly so. So I said, okay, give
me that, give me a Sicilian corner slice, because that's
you know, I got to have my Sicilian corner slice.
And I said, then I need another chicken palm. No sauce,
So she says, so, no sauce on the fro on
the chicken palm, the one that you wanted garlic marit.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
No.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
No, a second one, no sauce. So the two of
them have no sauce.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
No no.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
The first one has sauce. Ordered that forget about that one.
I feel I'm a whole a comedy act. I feel
like this is like a comedy routine. That's what it
felt like. I could not It took me a couple
of minutes to get her to just take a breath
right down. The second one as a separate thing. Don't
confuse them. That's why I separated them with a slice

(05:25):
of Sicilian, like, give me the first one the way
this way, I like it, the slice of pizza, right,
and then I ate a second one chicken palm.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
No sauce.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Just oh, so you don't want sauce on the chicken palm? No, no,
I still want sauce on the first chicken palm. I
want sauce on the second Chary. So it took a
couple of minutes, all right, Well anyway, so you're going
out with a chicken palm. You had chicken palm. That's
what I'm saying. We are two peas in a pod. Yeah,
it's crazy because.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
I was. I was waxing nostalgic. Is that? Whoa? Whoa?
What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Wax nostalgic? Were you waxing your own d No? Waxing?
When you wax nostalgic.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
It's wax on. It's a it's a phrase.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
It's a yes, I'm aware, an idiomatic expression.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
If you will, right, if you want.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Well, I was when so we did our Alvis Durant show,
a live broadcast on the Intrepid today. Now, I hadn't
been there in so many years since I was like,
I hadn't been in the Intrepid since I was a kid.
But I remember so many class trips to the Intrepid,
and it just brought back so many memories. You have

(06:36):
to see what they've done with the place. By the way,
it's it's curtains. They put up new curtains. No, it
is so beautiful. It is refer if you haven't been
in years ago. Five years ago, I was there for
Fleet Week. Well here we are Fleet Week and that's
which is also why we were there today. But man,
oh man, it was something else and and so that

(06:57):
got me thinking, Man, you know, I really should get
to know my city. You know, we live here and
we take things for granted. Now, maybe not you, but
I do. And we're in a city that you're in
right now where you ever you've grown up or whatever.
You may not think there's cool things to do there,
but to others, the grass is always greener. I'm coming
to your city and I'm looking for these awesome things.

(07:19):
The Intrepid is like one of the top five attractions
in New York City.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
You know, there's there's there's so much.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
I feel not a sponsor, no, no, no, So I'm
just I'm just feeling like, from here on out, I
should go to the top of the Statue of Liberty.
Never been you know, I should probably go to the
top of the Empire State Building haven't been in years.
So you know, I want to do these things that
only tours start. Maybe I should hop on one of
those those buses, the tour buses of New York, and

(07:50):
be a tour in my own a tourist in my
own town.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
You should be. So I'm just saying you should do that.
I don't know we did this way. I don't know.
Maybe we'll learned something. Who knows.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
But yeah, I can't believe it's been under our nose,
but we've been driving by it all these years.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
You haven't been inside the damn thing, like I said,
I have.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
I was there a few years ago.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
If you were, and then did you go, Did you
see the concord?

Speaker 2 (08:17):
No, but I saw no. No, I did not see
the concord, but I know they have the concord on
board the concord. Wasn't that the plane that used to.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Fly super Concorde SST Transcontinental.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yes, it did the US to Europe, like to England
in like two hours and forty five minutes.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
It was a joint project between Air France and British
Air British Airways. Yeah, they were the only two ones
and the most amazing things flying that you could see.
And it mostly flew out of New York and so
you'd see it nowing in flying out to the museum. Now, yeah,
isn't that great. There was also a submarine on board too,
and a space capsule. It's not a very it's not

(08:58):
a very good submarine. If it's on top of a ship.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
It's down below job below deck?

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Is it? If it's not a submarine at that point?
Isn't it like an above marine? I guess you could
call it that. It's no longer sub and it's not
under the marine, under the water it I do want
to speaking of submarines, my wife and I were at
a play. Oh, there was a show a couple of
weeks ago, and we're sitting in front of a family

(09:26):
of I guess it was grandparents maybe, and they're teenage
to early twenties year old grandkids yep, and the parents.
It's three generations. And the older people were talking to
the twenty somethings their grandkids, I guess, and he says, oh,

(09:47):
how the seats, grandpa, And he says, ugh, I gotta
be honest with you, my eyes aren't good. The way
we're sitting I could use a periscope. Wait a second.
A periscope is is what you would look through on
a submarine. That's the underwater TileScope. He met a men telescope,
he said, periscope. Then the next thing he said that.

(10:09):
I was like, what he says again, not understanding how
the internet works. He says, I know you like liquorice. No,
I'm sorry. The mother now, the mother, not the grandparents.
The mother who's probably in her forties, maybe fifties, fifties maybe,
She says, oh, dad, I found a place online that

(10:31):
sells liquorice, six flavors. I know you love licorice. He says, oh, well,
that sounds great. She says, I just I can't remember
the name of the place. Well, I'd love to get it. Yeah,
I don't know. I lost it. I had it, I
don't I can't find it. I wrote it down, I
can't find it. And so I'm listening to them talk
for like five or six minutes. The twenty something year

(10:54):
old daughter with granddaughter is not saying a word, and
she's like, I found it. I was so excited. So
I She's like, I don't know where would you get him?

Speaker 1 (11:03):
You know whatever.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
So so I turn around and go, I'm sorry interrupted.
You know, you can just google licorice six flavors. Of
course you can google. Yeah, you can google various flavors
that we can find one hundred websites. It was as
if it was the only website on the planet that
sold more flavors of licorice than black and red. I mean,

(11:25):
this is just a recurring problem with society. We have
computers in our pockets, but we don't use them. We
asked questions pretty much, anything that comes out of your
mouth that you could ask in the form of a question,
you could have the answer to if we put it
into the search bar of Google. Right.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Well, I'll give you an example.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
So there's a guy I follow on Instagram and he's
very political, doesn't matter who what, And he put up
a definition. It looked like a dictionary definition, but it
wasn't a dictionary and it was of the word fascism. Okay,
he was talking about fascism. Doesn't matter. Why so some
guy says, that's not the definition of fascism.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
I was taught in school. Where did you get that from?

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Where is that? Where is that definition from?

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Right? It's okay. So then somebody writes, what does it
matter that? He writes, what's it your fucking business? And
that edy guy writes, it looks like a good enough definition. Well,
it's not the definition I wanted. I'm looking for the
definition and where he got that definition. And this is
going on now for like I don't know twelve posts.
These three or four people are fighting with this guy.

(12:28):
He's like, well, I'm an intellectual and I like to
know things, and I'm trying to learn where he got
this definen. And look, the guy follow is very popular,
he's got a million followers. He's not seeing all these posts.
So he's going to answer this guy and tell him
where he got the post from. Right, he screenshoted something
with the definition of fascism and he put up So
this guy's like, well, if you'd ever expand your horizons,

(12:50):
and you were you were. I went to college and
I have a master's degree, and I write to know,
so I just said, so, I googled, I looked at
the words in the definition. I put the first sentence in, go, go,
I hit enter scary and it comes up, Lo.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Behold, low, and behold you found the source.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
So I So, I replied to the guy, and I said, hey,
I may not be an intellectual, but I'm smart enough
to know. If I want to know where something came
from on the internet, I google it.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Highlight a few words, and you know it in the
Google bar and hit search.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Right, So I typed the first words of the first
sentence and I hit enter. Here's the website. Now, can
you stop fighting with each other? Please?

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Ay? Oh, thank you so much. That's what a clever
idea clever. That's not clever.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
It was clever in nineteen ninety eight. It isn't clever now.
Holy shit. He's like, I'm an intellectual. I have a
master's degree on NBA.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Yeah, but you didn't graduate from Google dot com, you dumbass.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
The book Glynn Boys podcast. We will be right back.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
Oh wow, you know I here's another reason why I
was late to the podcast.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
You don't care.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
No, that's not true.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
Essentially, I got I ended up diving deep into my
my camera my camera roll.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Oh yeah, my camera roll, and uh yeah, he depicts.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Now, now, when you say camera roll, do you mean
what the iPhone calls your photo gallery or an actual
photo role on an old camera? You found No, it's
called camera roll. It's that is what the I know
I was checking. Android users might not know that. Well, okay,
well in my photo library, my gallery, well it's gallery
on androids.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
And I got lost. I got lost in emotion as
a well.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
It was what I was doing was I was trying
to see all the pictures that I took with Taylor
Swift so I can start posting them because because I'm
going to see taylors Hey, shut up, dude, because you're
going to see her too, right.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
I'm not posting all my like nine pictures with Taylor Swift.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Do you have nine pictures with Taylor Swift? Because I
can only find about I have three? Oh I have
more than that. No way, Yeah, okay, are you gonna
tailor me? I can out tailor. I'll tell you why.
First of all, I met Taylor Swift for the first
time in two thousand and eight. She came up to
our old station in Jersey City. I have that picture, Okay.
That's when I found won an award. She just wan

(15:24):
to know in Jersey City. Yes, you sure, okay, I
have that one. Each time she came up to the
morning show, she and I used to have stick. Taylor
and I had stick. We were we were, she remembered me,
and you know, she's taller than I am, especially when
she was heels, and so I have a picture with her.
I have four pictures with her where I have a
picture with her normally, and then I have her she

(15:45):
squats on her hand like she squats a little bit
and puts her hands on her knees, and so she's
shorter than me. So each time we do that, that's
two pictures. Then she came up at night to Ze
one hundred and did a private concert of about fifteen people.
I wasn't there for that, okay, And I had her
do a parody just she and I and a couple
of people filming it in a studio when Romeo was

(16:06):
our night shock, I had to do a little parody
where just heard a guitar, Romeo play me on the
indirective nine at nine any song?

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Wait, do you have that footage? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:17):
I have a little bit of it. Yeah, how'd you
post it? It's this is the okay, all right, I'm
gonna stop right here. I'm ahead, okay. So Taylor, when
she performed for the like twenty winners out in the
phone op area of two hundred. Well, she didn't like
stand around. She had to go somewhere to like practice
warm up. She used my desk to get ready, put

(16:41):
makeup on to practice her guitar. Uh, and so the
green room was my desk. So I have pictures of
her at my desk at Ze one hundred when I
worked there, and pictures of her pointing at a picture
of herd with my kids picture. Why aren't you okay,
you already beat me? Okay, you win this one? Did
you win this one? I only have three on I
have a picture of her, Oh no, no, I have a

(17:03):
picture of her my family at a jingle ball.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Oh, my wife and my kids.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
And then I have more pictures of her where I
brought my kids when they were little and she hugged them,
and I pictures of her hugging my kids. All right,
and then wait then one more, one more to just
shove you in the ground here. The last time she
came up to the Morning Show was twenty nineteen, I
believe Halloween. She was promoting the nineteen eighty nine album
and she came up dressed as a peggacorn. She was

(17:29):
a peggacorn she was a Pegasus unicorn. She called it
a peggacorn. And I was dressed as star Lord from
Guardians of the Galaxy, except I had star Lord's jacket
on and long black hair and black lipstick. I was Lord,
her friend Lord, so I was star Lord. So I
have a picture of her in costume. Okay, oh, hey, okay,

(17:49):
all right. My point is, oh, but do you have
a couple of pictures with us. She's in town at
Medlive Stadium, three sold out shows this memorial. They would
give us our Nash listeners that don't listen, that don't
live in the area. Okay, yeah, biggest, this is the
all people have been talking about for weeks. And I'm
gonna go on record and say probably one of the biggest,

(18:10):
the biggest concert and most sought after ticket of the
in all of twenty twenty three.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
Okay, Now, if you saw.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
The footage of her performing at the Link in Philadelphia,
there was ten thousand people outside singing along who didn't
get into the stadium. Here's a little public service announcement.
If you happen to be listening to this before the weekend,
you can't you can't do that. Here Taylorgate is canceled
at MetLife. They're not allowing you in unless you have
a ticket. That is that fact you can't hang out.
I will be tailorgating because I'm going Saturday. Well okay,

(18:37):
so am I? Well well wait a second, hold on,
Still not what I was getting at. Okay, David Brody, Yes,
why have you not been celebrating Taylor all month by
posting on social media all your footage, the pictures?

Speaker 1 (18:51):
I don't want the.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
Video on shittypd making fun of me. Shittypd is is
an account on Instagram that makes fun of jocks who
put up pictures with dead celebrities and uh and show
off their pictures with Taylor Swift. Were you gonna post
your Tina Turner picture and that's what stopped you? Nahha,
I do not have a picture with Tina Turner. I
do have a picture with a similar artists like Stevie Wonder,

(19:16):
but uh, not with Tina Turner. She did not come
up to see one hundred right when I went all.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Right, this is ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
I don't understand why you're allowing that to stop you
from making a post.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
But it's I have very cool I have.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
The audio, uh somewhere of So I have the audio
of Taylor with me, the whole song. You know what,
next episode, I'll give you the audio. We can play
it of Taylor doing my jingle with me in the
room talking to her, just the two of us. Well,
you should be focused when she was a star, not
a megastar.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
We should be.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Posting this on TikTok. You know how many views you'll get?
Too many followers. Come on, now, I cannot believe in
posting anything with you and Taylor. Okay, So the person
from the promotions department, this is this is like twenty ten.
The person in the promotions department who was supposed to
film the entire process on a handheld little high definition

(20:04):
what do they call those things? They look like little cassettes,
but they were video things. Anyway, she stopped recording and
I only got like twenty seconds of video. But I
do have like the whole eight minutes recording session of
her like messing up doing it again, messing up doing
it again.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
Is this priceless material?

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Yes, That's why I was upset when she told me
that the video didn't work. What I don't about, Hello,
You're the problem. That you You should you should be
you should be posting this stuff. Man about me with Taylor?
Get out, Let's get it out there. It's relevant to now.
This is awesome, this is this is a social media

(20:42):
gold mine right now. You're on Saturday maybe for the
show on Saturday. And don't you think the slices want
to see it and hear it? You told Facebook page scary.
You can see it. You can see all my pictures
with Taylor.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
You have to go back to twenty ten for that.
No you don't. You go to my Celebs and Me gallery. Yeah,
but nobody in New do that.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
You got to repost it to bring it to the front.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
It's the forefront of showing off.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
It's about it's about being relevant now and it's about it.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Maybe I'm crazy, Yeah, maybe not. It's about being relevant.
It's about being relevant then when I was, when I
was somebody. I'm not gonna meet her now, so I'm
gonna put up an old picture.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Yeah, why not? Maybe I'll put up a gallery for
the slice, you know what.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Maybe maybe I'll put up the pictures of her like
squatting down next to me so that I'm taller than
she is, and then the picture of me. I mean,
I'll figure out I'm just something. I'm just saying and
are just so that's why. That's why I was, you.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Know, I was, I was.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
I was getting over three pictures. I think I may
have four because the Peggacorn won. Oh you know what,
I didn't get a picture the last time. The last
time she was up was twenty twenty one, maybe yeah,
and I talked to her, a nice conversation with her
about he Dallas concert. But then she only took one
group morning show picture with the hosts. I was probably
I'm in that picture. Yeah, yeah, I was not in

(22:00):
that one. She had a blue dress on, that blue
glittery dress. Yeah, I remember, yeah, I was one she
had to leave. They were like, I just got a
picture when I had done, and I didn't get a picture.
I'm not going to allow anyone to like shame me
for posting up these pictures.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
No.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
You know what I'm gonna say about Taylor, Not only am
I a fan of her music?

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Is it wrong? Okay?

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Okay, look I'm saying I've known her now, I mean
as as a radio person would know her, you know,
for fifteen years. Yeah, and I've met her eight or
eight times. Maybe I really like her, like she's really
nice and easy to talk to in a good interview,
and she is. She's so good with little kids. She
was so good to my girls when they were younger.

(22:42):
I mean she met my kids for the first time
fourteen years ago. Well she hugged them.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Listen.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Admittedly, admittedly, I'm a fair weather fan. Okay, yeah, I'm
not gonna lie. If you're swifty, I couldn't get tickets.
You know who to hate, Okay, not me. I talk
about this. I mentioned this on The Big Show, Okay,
And the consensus is to anyone who says that I
don't deserve to be going to the show because I'm
not a big enough fan, well I'm gonna be singing along.

(23:12):
I'm gonna be singing along to all her hits, so
I'll know that those deep you know, listen the deeper cuts.
I may be standing there and be like, okay, cool,
this is awesome. I may not sing along as I
don't know the words, and that's fine. And maybe a
song or two I may may have not even ever
heard of before. But that doesn't give anyone the right
to say that I shouldn't be there.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Now.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
You know, Elvis made a great point on this, and
that is oh yeah, scary. You could turn around and say,
guess what. I was playing her songs and I throughout
her entire career, I helped break her hits. I was
there all along. I was there for the rock hold on,
hold on speaking Yes, No, that's Elvis defending me. Oh

(23:57):
but Elvis isn't going to the show, you know, but
he's he defended me and saying his scary he goes
for anyone, for anyone, for any hater who says that
that you don't deserve to be going to the show
because you're not a big enough swifty he said, tell
him this. Hey, I was here in the beginning of
her career. I'd met her a few times. I've taken

(24:19):
some photos with her, and hold on, and I've played
her music.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
So don't you played her music? Yeah, we have collectively.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
I work for the radio station that I've pressed the
button on her songs.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
I've played her music, so wait, hold on. So I
was just saying, hold on, let me finish my thought.
So then.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
I could turn around and be like, what have you
done for Taylor and her career and stick it backing
anyone money on her. I would say to you that
the girls who can't get tickets have probably juiced up
her Spotify hits. They've probably bought CDs, posters, concert tickets, CD,
what's a CD? Scary, girls are old enough to have

(25:01):
bought See all my daughters have their CD R CDs,
the Target exclusive ones. I had to buy it. I
didn't get them free. I had to go to Target and.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Get vinyl albums.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
We do have some of the vinyl Yes, yeah, yeah,
my kids are real fans. Okay, and scary to say
that you played or one hundred played her hits, but
you know what you haven't done. You haven't played her
on Spotify, your phone, your radio, you don't play her music.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
And you know what this reminds me of. This reminds
me of.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
My friend Scary who last week told me I couldn't
see Blink Twannity two because I wasn't a real Blankquanity
two fan.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
You remember that person?

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Yet I go to the radio station that played Blank
Twanity two songs, and I have pictures with Blank Twinity two.
I had pictures with Blankwinity two solo. I met them
all solo when they broke up, and I took pictures
with them. Yeah, they never broke up, by the way,
big fan, only Tom left the band. Travis, Travis and
Mark Hoppus never left the band. Hold on, that's a

(25:55):
breakup when Tom leaves the band. No, it's not, because
they kept They never broke up. They replaced. They replaced
Tom with uh, somebody else, But they never broke up
someone six ski horror.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
I don't even know some dude from another band. Anyway.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Point is Tom left and came back. They never stopped touring.
I saw them without Tom in the band at Jones
Beach a couple of years ago. Skip. Yes, it was
Tom's last name. By the way, DeLong DeLong, right, all right,
tom My. Point was they separated as a threesome. The

(26:35):
band kept going, but they separated, and I saw. I
met Travis privately, I met Tom.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
I don't okay, I don't you want to meddle for this.
I met Mark. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
I wanted to go to that concert, but you told
me I wasn't big enough fan. I should have pulled.
I should have called Elvis for advice, and Elvis would
have said, Brody, you worked at a radio station. In fact,
I worked at DC one on one with Elliott. That's all.
That's an alt rock station and the rock station that
played the crap out of Blank one any Two. Therefore,
I should have been there in front of you.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
I'll tell you what. I don't care.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
This is about Taylor Swift, and this is about yeah, okay,
being able to go to the show.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Okay, and I can't Blank what Too?

Speaker 2 (27:16):
Now?

Speaker 1 (27:16):
You you want to fund yourself on Taylor. You're a
big fan with Scary and Rudy. Don't don't wind me up.
Don't wind me up. You you were. You didn't even
want to see blank Whatity Too? You did?

Speaker 2 (27:31):
That's true. I absolutely would have gone to see Blink
one any two. I like a lot a lot of
their songs.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
A lot of them. All right, okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
But that's okay, But you're going to I'm not a fan.
But my my final question on Taylor, and we'll move on. Yes, yes,
had you and your kids not had tickets but I did,
would they have become those haters.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Like oh yeah, why to? Okay? So I was paid
for my tickets.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
I paid, okay, So I was walking with my wife
and kids to a restaurant just last night. Yeah, we
went for dinner after graduation, and I said, funny story,
because we were talking about going to see Taylor Saturday.
I said, funny story, scary. You mentioned he's been trying
to get tickets because he wants to go, and my

(28:18):
wife starts laughing, my kids start laughing. They go So
my wife says, he's not a tail Swift fan. I said, no,
he's an event fan. I am an event fan, and yes,
and I admit it that I want to go because
it is an event and there's nothing wrong with that.
Let's follow that up. Admittedly, I am a fair Weather fan.

(28:40):
You can't be a fair Weather fan. You were never
a weather fan.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
I am a I.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
This is an event, a spectacle, if you will, and
I want to be there for it.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
What album is and you and I on?

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Or just sing me like one line from and You
and I? I don't know, but you know you're testing
me because I'm admittedly I'm not trying to tell you
I'm a super fan.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
So why would why would I know that?

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Well?

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Okay would you? Okay? Was it one of her first
four albums or second fourth? It doesn't matter either way.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
I'm gonna shoot the dark and say for one of
her four first four albums. No, it was it was
on the third album or second album from the band.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Yes, okay, who knew? But different? Never all right? Okay,
hey yeah we all right?

Speaker 2 (29:27):
Jet Ski Bryan on the on the top of the
Jets brought another reason. Yes, part of why I was
anarrow late so well no, actually, no, scratch that, No,
this has nothing to do with this. Happened yesterday. We
went to lunch two days in a row.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Yesterday. Well, we've been eating a lot of lunch together.
What do you do you know?

Speaker 2 (29:47):
Anyway, so, uh, we were on our way home and
he goes, I gotta stop at Walgreens or whatever, CBS whatever.
Then I gotta buy, I gotta buy. I gotta buy
a gift card for Amazon. And I'm like, why, what
do you need? What's the point of this? He says,

(30:07):
I need two hundred dollars gift card for Amazon because
the guy who hacked my account, my social media, my
Instagram two months ago said that if I give him
a two hundred dollars Amazon gift card, he'll give me
my account back. So stop right there, rewind rewind let's

(30:31):
go back to the beginning.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Let's go back to.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
The very begining, a very good place to start. You
got the Scamboni jingle?

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Ready, you want me to play the Scamboni jingle? On
this one? Is a Scamboni hold on obvious Scamboni.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
Let me rewind Jetski. Bryan uses his instagram NYC jet
Ski for business. He gets a lot of leads there.
He's got one hundred and eighty two thousand followers. Yeah,
business primarily, you know, he gets his bookings on there.
So it's a about two months ago, someone broke in.

(31:07):
Some hacker stole it and started offering, offering the thing
for sale and then taunting him and saying, I want
you to give me bitcoin, I want this that, And
he was actually messaging the dude back. So it wasn't
a bot, it wasn't some rent, it was somebody. It
was just some kid. He did. I helped him, We tried.

(31:30):
That's the second problem. That's well, that's Instagram for you.
But the point is the kid he found out, it's
probably some fourteen year old kid gamer in Iraq. That's
where the kid said he was from. So so he
was going back and forth with the guy and then
he started haggling with him, and then he said, you

(31:50):
know what, screw you. I'm not paying five hundred, five
hundred dollars. I'm not I'm not giving you bitcoin. Fuck it,
and then he kept We complained to Instagram together about
it about Yeah, okay, yep, you told the Instagram who
you are hell a Swift fan. Yeah, big fan, swifty,
big fan, sifty so number by the way, thirteen. Okay,

(32:13):
very good, you got that.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Very nice. You know what she's feeling. She's feeling twenty two.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
She is.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
I don't know about you.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
When you're fifteen, you know, a lot goes on there too.
So December thirteenth, nineteen eighty nine, what that's her birthday?

Speaker 1 (32:34):
So check this. I said to him, dude all along,
I'm like, dude, don't give in. Don't give in. He
goes and Jen Skiper I.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
Was like, let it, dotta I let a Yeah, I
gotta give it a gift cut.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
If I give it a.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
Gift cut, when did Jesskeip Brian become Malon Brando and
the Godfather. He's gonna give you like Lake camp bag,
I like, give me, I said, don't do it. I said,
let's just work through Instagram. This was two months ago,
and then a month goes by. We can't we got nowhere.
I tried to bring in all the big guns. Brody

(33:09):
tried to get help him out in the best way possible,
the only way I know how, heavy artillery using you
know people, right, So, long story longer, nothing ever came
of it, and then Brian's like, what am I I
to do? I'm going to reach out to him. I'm
going to give in. So he reached out to me.

(33:30):
He goes, listen, it's me. I want I want my
count back. What do you want? I don't have bitcoin
not happening. The kid goes, I'll tell you what. I'll
give you your count back. Because the kid probably just
had it just sitting there and then never did anything
with it. He said, two hundred dollars Amazon gift card.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Give it.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
Go, get me one a card, scan scan the code,
screenshot it. Let me get the numbers of deposit into
my account. You can have your count back. So that's
so yesterday we were on our way and I'm like,
oh man, I can't believe you're doing this. He pulls over,
he runs into CBS buys a two hundred dollars Amazon
gift card screenshots, it sends it over to the.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Kid, and then we wait. Now, Brody, your face palming
right now because I know he's not getting.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
His account back.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Why why do you say that?

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Because he's the guy's gonna take the two hundred dollars. Yeah,
he's gonna put in his account. He's gonna spend it, right,
and then he's gonna say, nah, I still want five hundred.
Because he's a fucking piece of shit hacker. He's not
some reputable guy. You can't do business with these people.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
You can't. I thought the same thing, but Brody.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Yeah, I'm not even kidding you, and people are waiting.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
He got his fucking account back.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
The guy turned over his account and he changed the
password immediately, and now NYC.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Jetski on Instagram is back with Jetski.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
Brian, I hope he has a better password. Well here's
what he should have done.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Well, hold on a second.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
Hold on, okay, hold on, Oh this to my dismay,
it's a Beastie Boys line.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
Isn't it shocking? My d too?

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Mydestest may, I could I couldn't believe it either, And
I'm like Brian, I was wrong. I was floored. He
got his freaking account back. He paid the ransom that
a hacker wanted. He trusted the hacker that he was
going to yeah, because he had to make the first
move and give him, give him the gift card. The

(35:42):
guy downloaded it, took the money right off the gift card,
deposited it, realized it was real.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Within a half hour, the kid turned his account over
to him. What do he did?

Speaker 2 (35:55):
He emailed him his password back. He emailed him the password,
and yeah, gave him, gave him control. All right, So
now I don't know, tell me how that's a bad thing,
because because people were trying.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
I mean, listen, what did he have to lose?

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Well, two hundred dollars okay, so a couple things. But
his business is worth a lot more money. I mean, yeah,
I get a good investment. I don't know how he
got hacked. In other words, was his password like jet
Ski Brian one or was it? Or did would the
guy use some kind of algorithm computer thing?

Speaker 1 (36:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
Okay, anyway, let's say it's not hackable again. Right, Let's
say his password is dollars on asterisk you know whatever,
you and he can never figure it out. Okay, let's
say he's not hackable on two factor. Here's what I
would have done. I would have called Amazon. I would
have given him the gift card number and told him
what was going on, and tell them that it should

(36:47):
go through, but the minute it's activated that they should
not accept any purchases, or if it's used for a purchase,
not ship the item. And then either that or build
a guy for the money. No, it's wrong, it's right,
it's right. First of all, you should have called it.
There's no way he's gonna get through. What is he
gonna Who are you gonna talk to? It's gonna ask

(37:09):
the service calls you back immediately, right, But do you
think they're gonna believe that? They must have a loss
prevention department that you could explain things to. So you
would have actually done the old bait and switch. Maybe
you would have done that. Absolutely, Yeah, to a hacker.
Fuck him.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Also hold on.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
Also, I would still at this point I would get
four hundred dollars back from Instagram because Instagram dropped the ball,
never followed up, took months to take care of this
and didn't cost him aggravation, business, lost business, and two
hundred dollars, So I say Instagram opts him a lot
of money. That's theoretically, but Instagram is going to tell you, listen, service,

(37:48):
we're a free service, and you lost business. I mean
you maybe you shouldn't be relying on us to carry
you through. I mean, I don't think Instagram really would
take any responsibility.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
I think they should. I mean, this isn't a perfect world, though, David.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
Really, if it happened to you, scary, would you be
on the air talking about it it happened Elvis, would
he be on the air talking about it, Yeah, but
we're you talking to Would he be talking to the
guy that we know who works in our digital department?

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Yes, right to get in talks on Instagram? Did you
do that, fish, Yes? Yes I did. That was the
that was the route we took.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
Right, So that's what I would have done, and I
would I would go to that route and demand two
hundred dollars back.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
I'm just saying it's I think it's a moot point.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
You know, he got because he doesn't care about the
two week password cost him two hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
That's how I said it was.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
How weak was his password? He told his password, how
whatever it was, it was just you know, it wasn't
it wasn't fifteen No, it wasn't. It wasn't doubly bolstered.
It wasn't like a two factor thing. Point is he
he got it back though? But see this is this
is where you and I differ, Like this is only
where you because you you call Amazon to try and

(39:01):
fuck the scammer'd oh, absolutely great would it be for
this podcast if I managed to fuck up the scammer?

Speaker 1 (39:09):
I can't. I can't. You are something else, man, You
are cut from a different cloth.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
You really are you really, I don't think because you
know how much time and energy you would put toward
dealing with Amazon and trying to convince them of this
really rare of this really rare situation. How great would
it be to save two hundred dollars and fuck over
the guy who fucked you over? How great would that?
What's the price of that? What's my time worth to

(39:36):
be able to save for the rest of my life?

Speaker 1 (39:37):
I got hacked? I and I it's like it's you
know what, it is scary.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
It's like when you give the guy the money in
the briefcase and it's fake and it blows up blue
Winkle over him when he opens up the lats.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
That's what you do, you blow that lit up. It's
the podcast. We're moving fast today. We are scary.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
We we talked earlier about things we you do in Manhattan,
you know we should do more things in our city. Yes,
And you and I are talking about going to see
a show in Greenwich Village called Sorry for Your Loss
mm hmm. And it's playing at the Audible Theater on
Manetta Lane in Greenwich Village and it's starring and written

(40:18):
by Michael Cruz Kanye Like, who is Michael Cruz Kanye. Well,
he's a writer for the Late Show at Stephen Colbert
and he's a comedian, very very funny guy, and he
had something very sad happened to him personally. It was
a tragedy in his life, and he he made it
into a humorous show about loss, and so it's it's

(40:39):
something that we all had lost in our lives and
he's turned into a funny way to laugh at the
tragedy in your life. And they've they they're fans of
the Brooklyn Boys podcast. They reached out to me personally
and said, would you like to come see the show,
and I said, you know, I would like to come
see the show. I'm a big fan of Stephen Colbert's.
I'd like I'd like to know who Michael is. Of

(40:59):
course horse and that you know scare You know they
invited you. You and I talked about this and we
could both bring a date. I'm gonna bring my wife.
You can bring whatever woman you're seeing in this particular time.
Her name is Robine bringing a seat. Yes, whoever you see?

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Right? What are you talking about? Well, I'm married. I
can't vouch for you all the time. I mean, you
know you're not married. I guess I guess I'm married
by law twice over right, fourteen years?

Speaker 2 (41:22):
Yes, No, you and Robin are tight. I don't mean that, Robin.
I know you're listening. You know he's safe. Okay, So
you and I have talked about going. The show's only
running till June tenth. Oh, we kind of have to hurry.
So I'm going to put me next week with my wife.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
So however, I've got a pair of tickets to give
away because.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
I asked them. I said, I'd like to go.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
That's very nice of you, But could I give away
a pair of tickets to this show Sorry for Your Loss,
or any slices that happened to be in the New
York area. Okay, and they said, yeah, we could do that.
All right, great, So I have a pair of tickets
to give away, so nice. So, uh, before I do that,
let me give you the details they asked me to
please throw in for the people that don't win. The

(42:05):
show runs until June tenth. If you'd like to go
or get more information, go to Sorry for Your Loss
show dot com. Sorry for Your Loss show dot com.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
Okay, all right?

Speaker 2 (42:17):
And uh and you can get them a ticketmaster or
pick them up at the box office on eighteen minutal Lane.
You can google it if you don't know the addressal
You just make sure you're in the if you're entering
this contest, make sure you're in the New York City
area until.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
Before before June tenth. Yeah, right, if you're coming in
from all Ohio. So how do we win? How do
we win?

Speaker 2 (42:36):
So here's what I was thinking. Uh, if you don't
have Twitter, I I mean I was thinking of that's
like most of the days.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
Or should we do? Yeah, so let's want to do
we want to do uh Instagram. Yep, yep, we have
to get monitor that account.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
Okay, okay, so let's do Instagram the Brooklyn Boys podcast
account the Brooklyn Boys podcast.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
Is it at the Brooklyn Boys Podcast? Okay?

Speaker 2 (43:01):
On Instagram that since the show runs until June tenth,
Let's go the tenth person to d m US gets
the tickets. We're going to count ten. Yeah, we'll just
look for the tenth person a d m S and
they wait. There's three different mailboxes and Instagram. You've just
made it really complicated. Oh you fuck as a trivia question?

(43:24):
A trivia question.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
Now that you know that you want to do the
trivia question, everything's google able? Yeah, yep, all right, okay,
ye great story.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
Oh oh, I do want to call you out on
something later about a dog we we got we first
of all, before that, let's just tie this up. This
is a loose end and by the way, a complete
surprise to me. I know, idea we were doing this,
but okay, well I told you we we can do
it last week. But I know, but I didn't didn't
discuss how it was a surprised. I apologize. I apologize.
So we have we have this way to give away tickets.

(43:56):
I'll tell you what. Uh, we have one more commercial
break left. Yeah, so we'll talking come back out. But
let's pause for a second. All right, Okay, let's not
pause now, let's continue on with this segment. Yeah, so
we'll get back to how you're going to win. It's
a very funny show. Very disjointed, David Brody, very disjointed.

(44:16):
But gehead, but get ahead, go ahead. What about this
dog you're talking about? I just want to call you
out because I didn't call you out. I missed it,
and you were called out on Twitter, and I don't
have the clip, the audio clip I should, and I apologize.
But last week you were talking about your brother's dog, Butters.

(44:39):
I feel that Butters may be a racist. Well yeah,
but you also said he eats all the food off
the ground. You said he's a human vacuum cleaner, and
I missed that. I apologize. So Frank Avalone on Twitter,
Oh yes, I have a fam five seventeen pointed out
that would make him a dog vacuum cleaner, not a

(45:00):
human vacuum cleaner. Right, So he's just a vacuum cleaner.
He's just a vacuum cleaner, right, But he's not a
human vacuum cleaner. He's not a human vacuum cleaner because
he doesn't have humans qualities or traits.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
It's very funny. Okay, so you're calling me out on that.
I've called Frank called you out, and I'm just giving Frank.
That's okay. I like Frank. I give you props to Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
Also I want to I want to thank Zip recruiter.
They emailed me and said, have a job I'm perfect
for according to my applicate, my resume, resume.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
But we found a perfect job for you.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
Click this link and it's for a Chinese news editor
working out of Queens edit to edit for a newspaper
Chinese language news. You know, you very fluent in Chinese, Mandarin, Cantonese.
Called David Brody, called David Brody. Yeah, or I'm the guy.

(46:00):
So thank you ziprocruider for recommending me for a position
at a Chinese newspaper.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
It's great. Uh read a couple of email.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
I just think we should just if we have any
talkbacks do that.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
That sounds like it's nail time.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
Welcome, You've got mail. You can still email us at
the Brooklyn Boys Podcast at gmail dot com got a
nice one from Elaine talking about the pool situation and
me hanging out in fancy ass pools when I'm not
part of that hotel, but I use the wristband to

(46:39):
sneak in. Scary, You're definitely stealing paid access or free
access that comes with hotel. Room is not free to
anyone that walks in. Why do they have wristbands? Can
any person that walks by just enter and enjoy the
space without paying? No, So this person, she thinks that anyway,
love love, love the show. I'm fairly new to the pod,

(47:02):
still catching up but also listening to the current ones.
Didn't think it would be for me, didn't think it would.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
Be wrong for me to do that. Brody, scary, scary
bro to you guys are awesome, love your chemistry.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
A lane from Atlantic City and then she includes a
funny price sign which could be interpreted as a scamboni.
It is basically a supermarket sign for bananas, and it
says regular price forty nine cents per pound. The forty
nine is slashed, and then it says you saved ten cents,

(47:42):
and then it's like, oh, but the lower price is.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
Forty eight cents.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
So that's a savings of a penny, but it clearly
says you've saved ten cents. So the sign is trying
to in its misprint and is trying to scambony you
unless you buy ten pounds of bananas, correct and then
you get you then how about that?

Speaker 1 (48:07):
So thank you so much for that.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
Also, we got an email from Stephanie kingtone Gium Piccolo
Jiump Piccolo just wanted to reach out and say I
started in twenty nineteen when I listened to episode one
hundred and then started from zero. Fell off listening when
COVID happened. Took me a while to get into a routine.
I habitually started listening catching up the last year had

(48:33):
a lot of episodes to go through, so I started
listening to You Guys at two point five times.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
The two point five sped up.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Hold on, if you get a chance to listen to
the podcast at two point five, you will get a
good laugh. It was very hard to readjust to listen
to all the jingles, intros and outros at normal speed. Afterwards,
I cried last fall. When I made I cried, and
when I made it to the episode right after the show,

(49:03):
oh right after the shutdown happened, Brody, you had just
went on to talk about how everyone was cheering in
frontline workers and how it was a reminder that the
world can come together. Maybe I imagined it because I
think of it every year on September twelfth. That's right,
very similar, very parallel. I think you even mentioned how
everyone coming together during the shutdown was similar to that

(49:26):
on nine to eleven. I was crying during that whole episode.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Stephanie from Shrewsbury, New Jersey. So well listens to us
at two point five times race? Okay, so she can
catch up.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
I love what.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
I don't know what app she's using because the iHeart
app only goes to two times of speed. So I
want you to hear what we sound like at two
times of speed and then realize she's doing two and
a half.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
Yeah, hold on, here we play that. Butters did not
like these winding guys. Wait, waitnute, how many even people
have of color? Do you have your house? That's the point.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
I'm gonna give you no size.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
It's not like it's like if you said to me,
if you have two guys in your group, you're black. Yeah,
how do you absorb any other material at that rate.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
I I okay, that's fans speaking and I can barely
understand what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
And she's listening at two and a half. That's only two.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
I don't know how one of which he shows off,
but both friend comes to the door by boy Jas
Smoller only friends with Corooklyn.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
Why come in the run?

Speaker 2 (50:22):
Maybe these two guyshos parking because the strangers.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
Oh my god, I don't I don't know.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
Are you really absorbing the material? Are you really getting
now that you know it counts? We get to listen
for the gett listen. I got a free dessert from
Ralph Gianata. Been a fan for a long time, listening
to the Big Show many years. I'm up to episode
eighty three. Oh you got some work to do, buddy,
for a while listening in order. My daughter turned sixteen

(50:50):
in May. Oh this is when was this sent? Oh
at the beginning of the month. Oh excuse you, excuse
me's fart? My wife the My wife and I purchased
a twenty sixteen Dodge charger for her. Nice. Now you
know you're a Dodge guy too, Brody. Everything seemed to
go great at the dealership. A couple days later, the

(51:10):
lending bank called my wife. The women at the bank
wanted all sorts of information we had already given the dealership.
My wife spent hours on the phone. Entire time my
wife and the women at the bank thought my wife
was the finance manager at the dealership. I was, let's say,
angry that my wife had to take all this time

(51:32):
on three separate days to handle what should have been
taken care of by the dealership. My wife, being such
a nice person, put up with it. Well, I say, nay, nay,
where is your free dessert? I called the dealership, explained
what my wife went through, asked if they were paying
my wife a salary now since my wife is.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Doing the dealership's job.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
Manager was taken aback by that one, but he was
very upset about the situation, and the deal dealership installed
four brand new Michelin tires on the charger for free,
free of charge. Boom, free dessert. I do have to say,
what great customer service the dealership has. Thanks for letting
me tell my story.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
How great is that?

Speaker 2 (52:15):
That's fantastic. I have a by the way, send me
that email. Scary, I wrote that to my email. I
want to read a quick note on Instagram that I
got from Fino at Fino actually Vanessa sent it to me,
but it's a guy who got the is the greatest
email I've ever received. So Vanessa, Vanessa Rose ten, thank

(52:39):
you for sending the screenshot. And so they got an
email from door Dash. We're sorry. Please enjoy this gift
card on your next order. We sincerely apologize that, due
to technical issues, you order from Shakeshack on such and
such date may not have been delivered to the standard

(52:59):
you expected. You trusted us, and we let you down.
We will be issuing you zero dollars indoor Dash credit
torture next day in hope give us another try. That's great,
and that's your email right there. Zero dollars zero zero dollars.
Don't spend it all in one place, all right? Also,

(53:20):
jeverywhere email says.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
I got for email. Then we have to take a
break real quick. Okay.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
I wanted to read just two trying to be helpful
people on Facebook. You know you know this is my
pet peeve. So h two weeks last weekend, my daughter
was coming home from school on Friday and she needed
something fixed. So I was like, oh, I can only
get it fixed on Saturday. She's going back to school
on Sunday. So my regular dealership, we'll call them Mike's garage.

(53:46):
For the sake of this conversation. They used to be
open on Saturdays. They no longer open on Saturdays. So
I post and I say, hey, listen, I need to
have my car fixed tomorrow. Does anyone know for a fact?
I put for a fact a reputable garage that you
have used that is open tomorrow Saturday.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
I got back. I got back, well, we use this garage.
We use Mike's garage where the repairs going.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
But I don't know if they are open tomorrow, to
which I replied, I already go to Mike's garage. He's
not open tomorrow. I'm again, I'm looking for people for
a fact. So someone wrote, I don't know anyone. Sorry,
I don't need that. I need who's open tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
Some people are so by the way. Some people are
so lonely that they talk They talk to their their
comment threads.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
Then one person wrote, here's the guy I use over
at Phill's garage. Here's his number. Give him a call
Monday and see if he's normally open on Saturdays. How
does that help me to get my CAF fixed tomorrow? Okay,
there was a bad accident, so you know the app
next door. Yes, okay, there was a bad accident. And

(55:05):
somebody said, Hey, what's all the commotion on the main avenue?
What happened on the main avenue? It looks like there
were ambulances and a lot of accident crash call. They
would know what happened. They closed the street down all day.
Three people responded with I don't know.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
They don't fucking respond. No, they just want to have
their voice heard. Nobody asked you the poll they're born. Hey,
everyone in this town, can you chime in on whether
or not I want to see what percentage of people
know they just needed a friend to talk to what
happened on the street.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
I wish I could be more helpful. You know, you
can be more helpful not wasting my time having to
read your post.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
All right, we spoke.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
We also analyzed Instagram's three mailboxes and they have time
stamps on them. So we will go to the primary,
the secondary, the jed hidden, and the request general and
the requested and and the hidden And there is a timestam,
there's four areas we will look and the tenth in

(56:16):
order how they were received.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
The tenth person or the first person.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
No, the tenth person, that says the tenth person want
the tickets. The tenth person gives us your full name
and phone number. Yeah, leave in, leave in your in
your DM. Well, actually know, we'll we'll we'll DM you
back if you're the I want the tickets, Yeah, no,
and give us your full name and phone number and
then we'll give that information to the people at the show.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
We've been doing this for years. Why but this is
the business where? Why? Why is this so difficult for it?

Speaker 2 (56:42):
I don't know why you're making it difficult.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
I'm not making it difficult.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
Okay again, you will win tickets, says sorry for your
loss at the Audible Theater on the Metal Lane in
Greenwich Village, New York City. Uh for information, you go
back and listen again at the when I gave it all,
but sorry for your loss. Show dot com for all
the information you have until June tenth that if you
want to buy tickets, if you win, make sure you're
in the area so you can go right now. It's
a pair of tickets correct a pair of tickets and

(57:08):
another person. Okay, so if you win, congratulations. If you don't,
sorry for your loss. Nicely done.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
So there, nice be done.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
You listen long enough on the podcast, Scary is Clever.
Also speaking of giveaways, not a giveaway. But I did
a cameo this week, Scary. I have not been requested
for a cameo and all.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
Of last year.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
Oh, I'm off the marketing cameo. They take way too
much of a share. They want all your money. I
do it for the people, Scary. So I did a
cameo for Luise. His lovely partner, Melissa asked me to
do a cameo for Luise, which I did. Good So Louise,

(57:49):
good luck with everything, and thanks for being such a
big fan, she said. Louise is such a crazy fan.
He listens religiously. He will not be distracted once the
new episode comes out. You can't talk to him. And
he uh he owns and loves his Brooklyn Boys Holiday
sweater sweatshirt he got at h Brooklyn Boys dot big

(58:09):
Cartel dot com, which we haven't talked about in a while, Scary.
We have summertimes here. Let's get those tank tops and
by the way. I think it was Donut Master donut pants.
If if I'm wronging, dont donut pants Mons doonnut pants. Yes,
ariel arial girl. She said, I really want the Chinese
menu shirt. Too bad, it's not in the tank top,

(58:30):
to which I said, cut the sleeves off exactly. Now
you haven't tank all right? Fine, fine, fine, Brooklyn Boys
dot Big cartaeil dot com. So we really need to
sell some shirts this summer. Let's clear out the inventory
and then in the fall maybe we get some uh
you know, new merch we got, we got rid of
the tank tops. Let's go hats.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
So I got a question.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
Hold on, you're fidgeting. You're jerking the mic if you
know what I'm saying, Yeah, I'm jerking. Hell, what's going
on here?

Speaker 1 (58:56):
What do you gotta do? Where are you going?

Speaker 2 (58:59):
I got Leaven, like leaven if I gotta go pick
up dinner, pick up the chicken palm dinner.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
Oh can't can't it wait? No, my daughter's coming home.
She wants dinner. She worked all day.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
She's like, please have the dinner ready, said I would
be in charging tonight.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
This is the tail If I'm charging for it?

Speaker 2 (59:14):
Whoa whoa, my daughter's not the tail my friend.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
Well, I mean, I mean, whose house is this?

Speaker 2 (59:21):
It's everyone's house. Okay, you're being way too diplomatic. I'm
afraid of her. You're afraid of your daughter.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
I'm kidding. No, I'm not. I want her to have dinner.
I get that. I want the slices to have a
full podcast. All right, so I do too.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
You can get a full podcast. Well, if you will,
let you let your daughter get some cold dinner. No,
I'm not gonna get dinner.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
No, No, because I said because it's in another direction.
Where she wants it from. Where I ordered the parm
from is not where she's coming from. I'm gonna go
get the parm so it's home before she gets here,
because I'm a nice dad, and she just get aird.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Why did you just have it sent over? Have it
sent No?

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
I don't want to pay for delivery. Ah. Let's see
that's where you and I differ again. I'd be like,
you know what, just send the parm to my house.
I'll tell you it on the counter and I'll go
downstairs and pick it up on him. Remember I told
you I ordered the Sicilian corner slice. I like to
get it hot out of the oven. So I go
and when I get there, I pop in the oven
and I get it and I eat it in the
car right home. That's my right home food. Wait, so

(01:00:27):
you have the food before the food. I have the
food on the way to the food, right, Okay. I've
done that before with pastries. Like if I'm if I'm
going to a bakery and I'm getting like a tray
of cookies for like a holiday or pastries or something,
grab a canoli for the car right right, I'll be like,
you know, yes, okay, food on the way home for
the food, that's food on the way.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
So yeah, so the.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Pizza is my on the way home food. I can't
smell in the car with chicken palm smell and not eat.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
I'm hungry.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
So you get an exerciice wrapped separately to go right,
and you eat it while you're on the run, right
on the way home. And then I go in the
house through the garage. I throw the plate in the
garbage so that no one knows I did that. But
then my wife busted me once she was throwing like
a dog poop in the pail because it's in the garage.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
It's the poop Pale and she's like, did juet pizza
on the way home?

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
Like, yeah, I did. Just you gotta stop that. I'm like,
I can't get out my pizza. So yeah, I get
to I get the fresh life. So all right, I'll
give you a couple more minutes. Let me tell you
what happened. This is my this is my rant for
the episode. So get the music ready, you know you
know what I mean, big fair, big crescendo, get me
the get me the criby enthusiasm, because this is one

(01:01:38):
of those moments. Yesterday was my youngest daughter's graduation of
high school.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
Big day in our family. When you when you're when.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
You're youngest graduates high school to big day. Okay, yeah, Now,
my daughter's last name, as you might guess, is Brodie.
And in her class it's a smaller school, she goes
first in the senior class. She's the first graduate. How
great is that?

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
That's that's awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
It almost makes it seem like she's more important than
the rest because she was mentioned first.

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
Not only that, but when you want to film her
getting up on stage, you don't have that other kid
in the shot, who's walking off the stage?

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Right, who's shaking hands with the principal. You've got a
clear view, right it opened.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
You actually taping beforehand, taping on your phone, you can
get the introduction by the by the person like it
literally it's almost like it was a ceremony just for
her and then cut her off.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
They for her.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
So my wife and I are sitting in I want
to say, the fourth row, and it's in a very
small place. Okay, the class is small, and we were
in the fourth row, so in the stage, so I
would say my daughter's The area of the stage where
she got her diploma was maybe forty feet away from
where we were sitting.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
We have good seats. We're on the aisle. Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
So when they after, we're sitting there for two and
a half hours of oh boy.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
Of speeches. Your dog's already excited about it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
Yeah, three dogs here, they're all going to be going
grazios on. That could be my daughter could be home.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
So three hours of speeches. Almost right, we're there, we're sitting.
They say, Okay, there was a chorus, there was a
national anthem, there was the valedictorians everybody gave a speech,
right were there a long time? Now they say we're
now going to commence with the diploma ceremony. So all
the kids line up on the side of the stage.

(01:03:36):
My daughter is on the top step. I jump out
into the aisle. I'm in the aisle in the fourth row.
I zoom perfectly for the shot. I start recording to
get the intro. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome. You're twenty
twenty three graduates. Blah blah blah blah blah school, your
first graduate. She steps up on the stage. She walks

(01:04:00):
across the stage. She gets to the first person to
take to hand the diploma to and shake hands. And
as she's doing that, a woman in the second row
on the right side stands up. She's wide by the way,
stands up, walks into the aisle directly in front of
me in the camera, walks towards me. Doesn't say oopsie

(01:04:23):
has a camera. I'll walk to the side, walks directly
towards me. I'm on my knee. Thuman, how I have
a fuck woman.

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
In a striped shirt. That's my daughter graduating high school
in eighteen years.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
For the perfect shot of the first kid you sit
there for two and a half hours, and you decide
to get up when the brody girl is walking across
the stage.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
Girl number one, that's when you fat ass has to
get up out of the stage. Block me. You couldn't be.

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
Taught like short and thin, you have to be wide.
So the video is like and here she is a
step step step.

Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
And the face I made was like I scrunched my
eyes and I meant, me, did you say anything to her?

Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
No, because I'm filming, So I gave her the most
evil look and she looked at me with oops and
moved about a foot to her left, out of my
line of sight. So I did the edit in the video,
and the editor is hard, standing up and turning and
getting in the aisle because my do you could still
see my daughter And then it's like the jump shot
and my daughter's shaking.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
Hands walking off.

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
I missed her getting her diploma because the woman who
looked like a human package of Life Savers decided to
walk in front of my camera.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
A fuck you Life Savers woman, fuck you. You don't
get that moment back, o, man, I gotta go. Yeah,
goodbye boys Brocly Broly b boys, Brock brocly