#267: Secret Sex Acts On The Social App

#267: Skeery's parents already went to the cemetery and bought a plot and headstone with his name on it; throuples, situationships, siamese twin couples; Brody accidentally found himself locked in a pay to play sex video chat room; people who suck at their jobs; listener talkbacks

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:10):
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Speaker 1 (00:15):
Up, Episode two sixty seven of the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. Hello, Hello,
Scary Jones. Hello David Burrow. This is yet another right
before Scary goes on vacation podcast. I'm very excited you
like that. Yeah, yeah, this is like right on the
cusp this. We need to let people know that this

(00:38):
is episode. This episode. There will not be an episode
the week after you hear this one live. Correct, But
if this is three years later, it won't matter to you,
really won't matter. You could just binge watch it. This
is Scary's last vacation until the two weeks around Christmas.
That is not true Christmas. No, we've added since you left,
David Brody, We've added two more week to the calendar

(01:01):
of vacations. We get a week in October, the week
of Columbus Day is a full week now, and then
we get the week the entire week of Thanksgiving. What yep? Okay,
I think I think I was. I think I was
there for the week of Thanksgiving off, but I definitely

(01:21):
was not there for the week of that's brand new.
That's new for twenty twenty three. Oh, I could have
stayed working there and still be as off as many
time as I am. Now it's great, right, well yeah, no,
that's coming up. Yeah, that's that's in October. But all right, well,
just so the slices, No, if we miss an episode,
it's because Scary is on vacation. And by the way,

(01:42):
I've waited a long time to say this. God, you
you bastards, take a lot of vacations. You're always on vacation. Yeah,
it's crazy when the shoes on the other foot, isn't
it you start seeing things from the other side. Well,
I'm not wearing any shoes right now. So I understand
you're saying. Listen, I understand how having done the job,
you need to clearly look at me. You need a break.

(02:04):
I get the vacation time. Even though people are like,
you only work four hours a days, that's not true.
It's not true. It's not a lot more hours of work. Plus,
you know what, we're getting up at three thirty four
o'clock in the morning. That's what you need a vacation.
Most people get up at six thirty seven. Yeah, six
thirty seven, six thirty eight. You know what I'm saying,
A six, yeah, seven, seven thirty like that right now. Look,

(02:25):
there are people that work that shift. They work in bakeries,
they work in street cleaning. They were gobbleshed. Do they
work in international markets that they have to get up
or step late for, you know, around the world. I'm
just saying for us, it wasn't easy. For me, it
wasn't easy for Scary. It's clearly not easy. And the
whole show, it is what it is. And I'm burning
the midnight oil right now because I have yet to

(02:48):
pack for my trail. I'm going on a cruise Brody.
I heard rumor to that effect. I'm assuming you're going
with our friends at Norwegian Cruise Line. I have sponsor
of this podcast. Yes, and although I asked them and yeah, yeah,
that's We'll just keep talking. Let's try and talk at

(03:09):
the same time. Let's keep it three. I'm excited for you.
So anyway, we're going to what the fuck we gotta
we gotta get in sync and sink, we gotta get
in rhythm at you boys by the way year. But
in sync, there may be that reunion. It may it
may come to fruition. I hear that's because Justin hasn't

(03:29):
had a hit in eleven years. I heard they're gonna
do a song together. Oh, a song. He's very generous
now that they're saying they're teasing it. We'll see if
that happens. I don't know. I heard that. Uh, Chris
Kirkpatrick is the last holdout. Yeah, he's like, I got
for this. I'm very busy, really busy. Yeah. So Chris

(03:51):
guys Kirkpatrick. I saw him in Nashville and he was
what restaurant? It was justin Timberlake's Cut Tree Bar. Oh,
was he working there or eating there? There's a place
called twelve thirty Club that was that was a small slam. Yeah.
I was asking if he worked at the restaurant, who
was eating there? I know that. I just glossed right

(04:12):
over it. Twelve thirty Club in Nashville, which is more
one of the upscale ones on Broadway, is part owned
by Justin Timberlake. He's got an interest in it financially.
And one afternoon on a Sunday, Chris Kirkpatrick was on
stage and he was performing nice. Yeah, And as a result,

(04:32):
you know, I was, you know, I actually kind of
you know, I filmed him Insta. I put him on
into the story, I tagged him, and as a result,
he now follows me. Oh very nice, I believe he does.
On Chris Kirk. Let's see if he still follows me.
I'm going to joke, by the way about Chris happens
to be a very nice guy and very talented. I
do you say that now? No, but he's not following

(04:52):
me on social media's fllowing you. I'm just saying in
real life he's really nice and he's talented. Yeah, yep,
he follows me. He follows Jeff Timmins follows me from
my ninety eight degrees. That's all I care about. Yeah,
Jeff's Timmans follows me as well anyway. So yeah, so right,
so we'll see if that happens. What was I saying?
I was thrown off? Oh you're going on vacation. Yeah yeah, yeah,

(05:14):
I'm going on a cruise. So the Norwegian Viva at
the paper Towels, it's it's a brand new ship. This
ship is sailing now. It's only in its third or
fourth sailing. I'm gonna they just put it in the water.
They just built it. It's just it's brand New It
hasn't even been Christians yet, and it's it's uh, it's
still in Italy. So I'm going to Rome. I'll tell you,

(05:36):
I'm got to get a christened in Rome. That seems
like an appropriate place. Doesn't get Christians for a few
more months. But uh, the best part of Nothing's gonna
be Nothing's gonna Vatican is not in Rome, but it's
throw some holy water on it, how about that? Yeah? Well, anyway,
we're going two stops in Venice, two stops in, two
stops in Croatia, two stops in uh in the Motherland.

(06:01):
For me, the Motherland, you better get a Sicilian slice
of pizza. Brody, I'm I'm freaking out. I'm Sicilian. I'm
you know, I'm half Sicilian. Yeah, but so they have
Nobladon and the other half Nobladon, and it's always everyone
in Brooklyn is half Sicilian, half Nobladon. Babladon is a
fancy way of saying Naples, isn't it, yes, which is
another stop on this cruise. And then also Napoleon. You're

(06:21):
if you're from Naples, you're Napoleon exactly that. Yeah, all
that anyway, and then I'm going to Slovenia and we're
gonna end in Venice again, but uh yeah, it's gonna
be a lot of fun. And old Greece. We gotta
stop in Greece. So I've never been to all these places.
These are all bucket list items for me. I've never
been and I'm really excited. If you remember, now you

(06:42):
going with jet Ski Bryan, Indian Matt, Paul Darren, what
are you going with? Girlfriend? Robin? Beefcake Bob. He's not going,
Oh girlfriend Robin? Yeah, oh girlfriend Robin. Yeah. Romantic cities
with the girlfriend. Yeah, it's gonna be a lot of fun.
Uh And nine nights, that's like a long time to
be with the That's a long cruise. The longest I've

(07:02):
been on a cruise is seven seven nights. Well all
I could say seven nights, yeah, is nine nights. I
don't think I've ever been with Robin nine nights in
a row ever, have I? The longest was like seven
and it was on a cruise. No, when we went
from Iceland to Europe. That was a seven day, eight

(07:23):
seven night, eight day cruise. And then you guys, you
jumped off you went to Italy. That I would count
the days you absolutely have spent that time with her.
Absolutely nine nights. Oh you make are you guys gonna
fight on the ninth day? Like you can't, you can't
go past eight, Like this is the ninth day. I
gotta get out of here. Yeah. I hope you guys
get along. It'll be a true test, scary thanks, true

(07:45):
test of your your your relationship. We'll see. Well we
get along fine, we really do, because you know, we
have a lot of alone time. You know a lot
of people say, how do you make it last so long?
You know how absence makes to harcrow fonder. The more
we spend a part, the better it is. When we
hang out with each other and we don't fight. Well,
you know what. I can't tell you who said this,
but someone I know recently started being involved with another person. Okay, okay,

(08:12):
And I said, oh, I'm I'm glad you're in a
happy relationship. They said, no, no, no, no, no, I'm in a situationship.
I said, what who? They said? Right now? It's a
situation where we share situations, we are enjoying certain situations,
and it's a situationship. Have you ever heard this? Wait
a second, A situationship? Right? I have heard of it,

(08:33):
and I have heard that term. Yes, So a situationship
is it's not quite a relationship, right, just kind of
like hooking up. But you made it sound like this
person is with more than one person. No, no, no,
because that would become involved with this person. That would
be a throupple. No. See, back in the day, a
couple I was dating at a thrup I would be
just like, oh, I'm seeing I'm seeing this girl. I'm

(08:53):
dating this girl. You could say you're dating this to somebody.
But no, nobody says that anymore. They're they're either seeing them.
But you know, what's I guess it's hooking up whatever
the situation, they're in a situationship. Okay, so it's like, well,
how long has this situationship been going on? You know,
a couple of months. I'm like, well, are you situationing
with anybody else? Nope? Are they Nope? Well that sounds

(09:16):
like a relationship. That's a relationship. Well that's what I said. Okay,
then what's the relationship. What's the difference? Then? I don't know.
I think because they live in separate places and they
don't see each other on regular schedule, and they occasionally
go away together. Wait a minute, that's you. No, it's not.
I'm in more than a situation. I'm joking. I'm in
a relationship. No, but but but but what what I
was told was that it's casual. There's nothing being addressed,

(09:42):
there's no future, it's just now, and it's a situation
that they're in. Oh my god, Am I in a situationship?
I'm not. It's not for me to say. But if
I google situationship, you know why. I think you're in
a relationship. I think after ten years automatically it's ship.
It's over the relationship, dude, maybe with an asterisk next

(10:03):
next to it, but you're you're in a relations situation. Yeah.
I mean people just waiting for just cute little words
to call things at this point. Yeah. Yeah, Well, because
people don't want to commit to anything, they don't want
to say they're all no. I always that you're again,
different person. Now you say to somebody, is oh, is
that your girlfriend?

Speaker 3 (10:22):
No?

Speaker 1 (10:22):
No, we're just going out to dinner and we're spending
time together. So your girlfriend, nope, situation nope. Are you
guys hooking up? Yep? Okay, so you're having sex, you're
only seeing each other. You're going to dinner, spending time together,
not your girlfriend. That's right, makes perfect sense, doesn't it.
That No, but that's that's a guy I know. I

(10:44):
mean forst is dating again and he will not say
he has a girlfriend. Okay, this guy too, right? Uh?
Not that guy? No, not that guy, different guy, a
friend of a guy you know. Yes, all right, well
that's a friend now. And I'm like, okay, if that's
what you want to call it about a throuple, do
you know any thrumples I got? No? No, no, please,
my back would go out. No, no thrumples. You wouldn't thrumple.

(11:08):
You think you thrumple. You wouldn't throw You can't. Well,
I mean you can, but no, we can't. You and
I aren't throuplers. Thrupplers, thrupplers. I can't handle. Two is
a coupler. You couple with somebody, so you thrumple. You're
a throppler, a throppler if you're you're a quadrupler, I don't.
I think things get a little messy when you're a thropple.

(11:30):
But it's like you you're an orgeist, someone who orgies.
So I was there a story I saw. It was
like three guys in a thruple, all right, and it
was evident it's whatever, three more girls for us? Gary, No, right,
there were three guys in a thrupple and one of

(11:50):
the guys, one of the guys, got into a fight
with the other guy and broke up with him and
says get out of here. But the third guy was
like into this, come into that guy, what are you doing?
So it caused it caused the rift between the other
two remaining people. So that's like a guy, a guy
sacs triangle, so a guy sailess.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
I just made that so so so I questioned it,
what are the rules of a throttle If one person
gets into a fight with one of the people and

(12:35):
kicks them out of the throttle, do they have a
right or do they have to like vote on it
with the other person.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Because let me ask you this, because then this, this,
this has happened in real life in R I L.
Where Siamese twins will date and marry two other people,
like Siamese twin women will marry two guys, not Siamese
twin guys. Just two guys, No, just two guys. Because
you're right, what are the odds of finding those and
connecting those two together? But okay, yeah, so if if

(13:05):
one in three want to have sex to two and
four have to close their eyes or does four not
come in the room? And what if what if girl
one has a fight with the husband of her connected
sister and she's like, I don't want him coming around anymore,
and he's like, well, that's my husband. What choice does
he hap together? Or wait a second, but if he's

(13:27):
hooking up with what, well, he's left? Fore he's left. Okay,
So if he's if he's looking up at one of
the Siamese twins, right, does since they're conjoined, does the
other one feel it? I mean, I don't know is
he having both of them at the same time at
that point? And what do you? What do you? What
would you do? And by the way, if anyone's listening,

(13:47):
has any conjoined twins in the family? I apologize, it's
not meant. I'm just what if one of them can
have a child and one can't? Can she have a
baby while the other one is like, you know not
and just like and the other one chance does she
get does she get less of a choice in the
matter because I don't know. Oh my gosh, assuming they
have two of everything, right, I think if you're in

(14:11):
a complicated situation, that's a situationship right there, That's what
that is. How do we get on this? How do
I don't know you stopped talking about a cruise ship
and then you asked me about trumples. ROTI this is
taking a turn. This podcast is off the rails. This

(14:33):
was not planned. How do we end up here? How
do we end up? Your fault? Your fault entirely? You
want to get you want to go morbid? Can I
can I tell you what my parents are doing? This
is gonna morbid means they're dying. I don't want to
know about it. No, I hope you know this is
a doesn't morbid topic kind of How to I don't
know how to fucking even come out with this? So,

(14:54):
my god, what are they doing? Yeah? Well, yeah, my
father father goes like this to me at the end
of the day. He goes there to me, you're gonna
you got some liftover meat there from your barbecue, because
you know, remember my buddy on the last episode I
told you about my buddy Pete Petez meats. Yeah, meet Pete. Yeah, yeah,

(15:17):
no one beats Petez meats. So so we had a barbecue.
So I heard you were talking about on the morning show.
Well we had a broadcast. Well hold on, second, we
had a we had to do a We did a
barbecue for a sponsor, Weber Seasonings, and I just hit it.
Hit the jingle right now, you bitch, what are you
talking about? Hit it hit the jingle that don't sponsor this.

(15:46):
So I had did a meat conversation. Okay, well this
has to do with that. So so anyway, my not
a sponsor, NBH Meat Purveyors. My boy Pete. I said, look,
we're having a barbecue for sponsor and we're doing it,
but we need some food. And he goes, I wanted
to buy some and he's like, dude, I got you

(16:07):
taken care of. So he hooked it up and he
brought So he sent over so much meat. He sent
over spiral sausage, you know, the good sausage with the
parcels and the cheese, the rings, huge rings. And he's
sent over favor steaks, strip steaks. He sent over Hamburger's

(16:28):
Hot thoughts. When is he feeding the podcast? Right? That's next?
But chicken sent it all over. I said, dude, this
is a barbecue for six people. He goes, you know
how I do? I do big? I go big. So
he's big meat Pete. No one beats Pete's meats. He comes,
he drops off the meat there was and it was
a delivery of my lobby. So we used about an

(16:48):
eighth of it, not even at the barber tips at
the barbecue. We just got barely got the tip. So
my father knew that, you know that Pete and his
favorite pork chop was coming around. So he goes, oh, Anthony, uh,
you know I like those pork chops. You're gonna do.
You're gonna job. No, I'm not even kidding. He goes,

(17:10):
he goes crazy. He goes crazy for the pork chops.
He goes, They're like delicious, man, They're like nothing ever
tasted in my life. I gotta I gotta have your
these pork chops. So he was like, you gotta know
you gotta delivery. He threw pork chops in there. I said, yeah, Dad,
is a lot a lot of no one ate the
pork chops. He's well, feel free, you know, I don't mind.
You know, before you leave for your trip. You know

(17:30):
it's gonna go bad. It's spoiling. It's in your refrigerator.
You know, Anthony, your your brother and your sister gave
me grandchildren, but you're my favorite because you bring those
pork chops home, right, So you know I want to
put them on the barbecue, the Bob barbecue. So he
had pictures on the on the mantle of his grandkids
and the pork chopps and pork I give him pork. No,
these are great pork chops. They're like thick them. I

(17:53):
love pork chops with apple sauce. By the way, Oh,
very good chop. They're so juicy. So anyway, so I said, look,
I'm gonna throw some hot dogs in there, some burgers.
I got pork chops, all of it, and I'll give
you a couple of steaks. So so he goes, all right,
what do you want to bring them over? Say? I
was gonna bring them over today. Oh, same day delivery. Yeah,

(18:16):
today's not good. Oh hey, and my mother is Roseanne,
right mm hmm. You wanna tell him row My mother's like, no, no, no,
don't tell him, don't tell him. I said, what why
can't what are you talking about why can't I drop
off the meat today? Well, we gottah, we're going out
a special assignment. I'm gonna tell him Roe, it's all good.

(18:36):
So my father proceeds to tell me who you're lifting,
you're not about to laugh, or you're gonna like, Jerry,
are like George's parents on Seinfeld? Or are you gonna
they need their own show? Or are you gonna laugh
doubly hard? But I tell you, He's like, all right,
Anthony Wilson, we're going out. We're going to Long Island today.

(18:59):
We're going We're going to the cemetery. We're talking to
the guy, the gravestone guy, because we're we're putting up,
we're picking out the family plot and we're gonna get
it etched. Scary. I'm like, wait what, he goes, This
has been this got nothing, has nothing to do with anything.
This has been going on in the background now for months,

(19:22):
six months, like a long time, like literally months and months,
because I've been telling your mother we gotta get this done.
We we got it. Today's the day we're gonna get
it done. We're going again. And I'm like I'm like, so,
I'm like I start freaking out. I was like, dude,
I'm like that seriously. I'm like, I mean, you're spooking
me out here. There's going to exist an actual physical

(19:44):
headstone with the words scary on it. And he goes,
what do you expect? He goes, We're he says, He goes,
you just gonna We're gonna put it there with nothing there,
he goes. He goes, bit, this is our plot. He goes,
I paid for this years ago. Apparently I didn't know this,

(20:05):
but space is at a premium, and years ago they
bought this family plot. And apparently now it's like it's
like real estate. It's worth like thirty times as much
money because you know these plots. So apparently I got questions.
Well before you get questions, hold on, yeh yeah, yep,
I'm just saying I got them. Okay, Yeah, so I said,
I said great. I said, uh, you don't have to

(20:27):
put a stone there. It's ours. We own it. He goes, bullshit.
He goes, somebody will come and play soon coming, but
please now parentheses hopefully not too soon. Hopefully not too soon. Right,
I'm gonna say that you took the words out of
my mouth. Because he goes, we got to protect our property.

(20:49):
He goes, just, I said, well, I could you just
just put the stone there? We need to put an
inscription on it. I don't want an inscription on it.
It's Wait a minute. Did he watch some some cable
news show or some commercial reverse mortgages that said that
people are coming to America and just stealing plots of
land and cemeteries. You can't just do that. I can't
sneak into a cemetery start burying people. He said that.

(21:11):
He says, there's a way that it could go the
wrong way, and it's got It's like, it's the equivalent
of putting an orange It's putting an orange cone in
the parking space, parking space. This is all this is.
Think of it like reserving a parking spot. He goes, So,
if we just leave it there blank, somebody could come
and chisel something on it. He goes, you don't know

(21:31):
what they can do. He goes, we gotta claim it,
we gotta put a name on it. So and then
my mother, only people with your last name can steal it.
You're right, So, but then my mother is like, you
obviously haven't been doing cemetery lately. She goes, people go
even my mother said, people go even further than that.
People will actually put the name of the name of

(21:53):
the family members, list them and put their born date
and then put a dash next to it, waiting for
them all. I said, they don't do TBD to be
continued to be dead, to be determined to be dead TVD, TVD,
I said, I said, are you serious. My mother's like, yeah,
they're doing the cemetery all the time. You don't go

(22:14):
to cemetery the cemetery as I go. See anyway, my
parents claim this is routine, and I said, what if
I want to be cremated? I said, what I said?
This is first of all, why are we having these
end of flight Oh whoa whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa?
Hold on? Your parents have three kids. Did they buy
five plots or did they buy two for them and
two for each kid? Who even knows, dude, I don't

(22:35):
even know what's going on. No, I mean, but then
what happened and his wife and your sister. Let me
ask you a question on that. Okay, here, I know
you're gonna say, go ahead, ask the question, does do
you get buried with a situation ship? I knew you
were gonna ask that, I don't does does Rosalie say,
Rosemary say, well, you know she's not officially family, but no, no. Also,

(23:00):
what if people break off and say, well, I want
to be buried with the other family, you know, dude,
who even knows all I know is right? Just because
just because let's say the girl who married your brother,
she may not want to be with the Skeries, right,
he may she may want to be with she may
pull him over to her her side that wherever the
hell they are. So so my point is that this

(23:23):
is everyone's trying to think this thing, like, you know,
years and years into the future, trying to predict what's
going on. But my parents claim that it's a it
was a good bargain at the time. It's an investment. Yeah,
it's an investment. And they said, you know, if you
get about spot like by a tree, like like like
right by the road, but a nice tree, if people

(23:44):
will try to buy your plots from you, they'll be like, oh,
there's nobody buried here. They'll go to the office and
go who owns that? And they'll try to make an
offer and they'll buy the plot from you. He said,
your father can make some money, he says, then nobody
has to worry when time comes, because everything is all
said and done. But when the time comes, you don't
have to worry because you're dead. But but for me,

(24:06):
I just I just find it. I step further. I
understand you want to reserve the spot you want to reserve.
I get it. But to put a name, to buy
pick out a stone and then put the name inscribe
it on it? That question. That means from here on out,
my name is going to be in a cemetery headstone somewhere.

(24:29):
And to me, I don't know how that sits with me.
I have to come with it. Your parents are Italian? Right, yeah,
we all know that. Is there plastic over the headstone?
Like the couch? What do you like? Did they put
plastic over the over the big stone? So that even
to entertain that with a laugh by that's drawing the line. No,

(24:53):
that's where you draw the line. We're making jokes about
your whole family buying and being in one place in
Long Island. But I say plastic on there like the
are suing. You're like, can't do it, no blasphemy. I'm
going on a tour of Italy in the next week.
Have some sweat, right, Hey, get Robin on the phone.
Let's see which wants to be buried. We're not going
to do that anyway. What are your thoughts, what are

(25:16):
your questions? That's not how That's not how my people
do it. When I say my people, I mean normal,
that's that's not Listen, I know this is the big
fan put into a drawer or something like that. No Jews, No,
I mean you could if you had money. I don't
have any, like a filing cabinet. They do it vertically.
They slide in, they'll slide out. That's it. You're in
the wall that you know. But that's not a Jewish thing.

(25:39):
That's the thing thing. I don't know. It's weird, Like
you know, I my my my parents have four plots. Yeah,
and I've been there so I know, like, oh, that's
the one that's supposed to be for me someday. I
don't want to look at that. D want to know.
Thank you. And plus plus you're you're the oldest, right,
so you're looking going parents one, two, three, you're in

(26:04):
the third slot. Now, what happens if God forbid one
of your siblings goes first. Did they get next to
mom and dad? Or do you go like, whoa, whoa.
This is suddenly not a fun conversation. Do you get territorial?
Do you want to be next to your mother forever? Dude?
Please of it. I don't like thinking of these things.

(26:26):
My point. Hey, hey, David, I got an idea. Let's
talk about my parents are doing. They're going to a cemetery.
I don't want to talk about anything morbid. You brought
it up. I'm more talking about the idea of the
creepiness of it all. What do you want on your headstone?
Like a Beastie Boy's logo, a microphone? What are you
gonna put on there? I was thinking of Mets logo
for me? What about you? I want microphone? These things

(26:49):
because I don't think of these things. They just like
giant headphones carved that it makes look like the headstone
is wearing headphones. I gotta take a break. We gotta
we got to erase this. There's some bad JUSHU here,
bad bad bad bad jush You have you said you
men boys podcast we will be red bad? Okay? I

(27:11):
can I can clear all this up. Let's let's do
a palate cleansing. Let's do a palate cleansing. Let me
talk to you scary about people who are not good
at their jobs. Can we talk about that for a
little w Yeah, let's do that. Okay. So in the
course of the past two weeks, I went into shop right,
the grocery store, you know, the big chain in the
East Coast, And my daughter says to me, Dad, I

(27:31):
really want red velvet cupcakes. I'm craving them. If you
go into the store, can you see if wherever you go,
if they have red velvet cupcakes, can you pick me
up some? I'm craving them? Like all right, you know,
no problem. So I go to the grocery store and
when you walk in, there's a giant bakery section. Oh
all the breads and cookies and doughnuts and your birthday
cakes and cupcakes, just mounds of it. So I said

(27:55):
to the girl behind the counter, I said, excuse me,
I hate to bother you. Do you have any red
velvet cupcakes? She says, well, I've got cupcakes with red
icing on them. I said, nope, I need red velvet cupcakes.
Says nah, we don't sell those. I said, all right, Well,
I'm gonna go look and see what else you have

(28:16):
in the big cases on the floor. Maybe it's something
else my daughter would like. Thank you for your help. Okay,
I have a good night. I go into the first case.
They've got strawberry shortcakes, little cupcakes, chocolate cupcakes. And guess
what's scary? They had the red velvet brody. They got
red velvet cupcakes. So I pick them up during a
plastic container. I think there was like eight of them,

(28:37):
maybe whatever, six eight, I forget what it was. And
I hold them up and I said, excuse me, yes,
I go you sell red velvet cupcakes? And she shrugs yourself,
She just, oh, okay, not good at your job. Not
good at your job. First of all, you tell me
you didn't have them, which you should know what you sell.
Second of all, you should act like, oh, make a
note of that. Thank you so much, nopey, what are

(28:59):
you gonna do? Should thank you? Yes? In Walmart, min Walmart,
and I had a craving scary. I wanted to get
ring dings or ding dongs or ho hose or yodels.
And I'm gonna say this right now, I'm gonna go
out on a limb yodels are better than ho host

(29:19):
and ring dings are better than ding donks, Yes they are. Okay,
Drakes are better than Hostess when it comes to those.
Absolutely they are. So I say to the guy working there,
guys in his twenty By the way, a lot of
people who don't know what Drake's cakes are. They are.
I mean, it's a Northeast thing, but they really do
kick the asses of Hostess. It's a far superior product.

(29:40):
You have to taste this got sold. Hostess cupcakes got sold.
Then I try to recreate the recipes. Drakes cakes, devil
dogs all the way, baby, thank you, h doodles. Okay,
so I say to the guy. I'm in the food section.
I say the guy, excuse me, you tell me where
the ring dings or the ho hose, the yodels and
ding dongs are. He goes, one, man, I'm looking for

(30:03):
the uh Drake's cakes, the ring dings, the yodels and
ding dongs. Hoes uld just say a little Debbie or
something like, just something something in the vicinity, knowing that
that is always get you closer to what you want, right,
He goes, I don't know what those are? Can you
so I say, can you get me to like the
cake snacky section? He goes, oh yeah, see brings me over.
I go, look, these are you? These are whatever they have.

(30:24):
They only have one brand. So whatever it was, ho hos,
ring dings, ding dongs, whatever it was. They go, here's
what a loss. They didn't have susie cs, no nobody.
I can't findal anyway. They don't make them look at
ust to anyway. So he was I never heard of those.
Oh uh, you were born in America? Right? He goes yeah,
And by the way, he clearly was. I wouldn't have
asked the guy if I wasn't sure. He says, yeah,

(30:47):
you grew up in America. You're in your twenties. He goes,
I'm twenty. I go, okay, you never heard of it.
What kind of childhood did you have? You never had
a yodel, a ring ding ho ho nothing? I said,
would you like one? I'll buy a box, I give
you one. Nah man, I'm good. What what kind of life?
What kind of life are you living that your parents

(31:08):
did not expensive, didn't get you a ding dong or
a hoo okay, not good at his job? He had
no idea. I remember when they were individually wrapped him
an aluminum foil. Yes, I do too. I remember when
for Christmas they came out with white chocolate yodels. Oh
Google that you won't find it. That's just so so
this guy refused to He didn't want to try it. Nope,

(31:30):
and he had no idea what they were. Didn't know.
It's deliciousness. It's chocolately goodness with cream filling. See at
least educate yourself. It's like it's like a chocolate twink.
I'm paying for it. I'll give you one. Yeah, now
off hills back more people not good at their jobs.
You want the sugar. We've talked about gas, a gas card,
gas station apps before X on app mobile, x x

(31:51):
on mobile app, Shell app, VP app Sonoco has an
app and this way, when you pull up to the
gas station, you just open the app. And this came
out especially during COVID when nobody wanted touch anything or
talk to you the app. No you don't because in
Jersey you don't get out of your car. So you
sit in your car, you hit the app, you go,
you put the pump number in your park next to
then you hit pay for gas. You show the phone

(32:14):
to the guy or the girl and they pump the
gas for you, and you tell him to fill it up.
I've we've talked about this. So I pulled into a
Snoco station in western New Jersey, a little further out
than where I live. I pull in and I open
up the app and I say, says find me a station,
And it shows me a Snoco station like ten miles away.
So I rolled down the window. The guy says, what

(32:35):
do you need? I go, well, I want to use
the app, but it's not showing up in the app.
This gas station is not showing up. So I said,
do you take the Snoco app here? He says Apple Pay? No,
the Snoco app, not the Apple Pay a Snoco app.
By the way, this is hold on. This guy does
work for Snoco. Correct, Yes, he works at the Sonoko station.

(32:57):
So he says to me, there's a Snoco app. I yeah,
it's from Snocoh my god, you work at Snoco. You
don't know about the app? He goes. Nah, I goes,
I'm gonna tell my boss about this. What a great idea,
What a great idea. I understand Snoko's a franchises. He
works for the guy who owns the station, don't tweet me.

(33:18):
My point was it is it Isn't you think he
would have the snoco app when he goes to by
gas and other places. Doesn't know what snowco app has
beat at his job. I'm at best Buy. I'm buying
a printer. How is it that you always running too
the people that are bad at their jobs. I think
people just accept bed bad, bad employees. So I'm at
best Buy and I'm buying a new printer. I have

(33:39):
researched all the printers. I've narrowed it down to two printers,
and it's basically which one might be on sale that
day that I didn't know of, uh, or you know
which one is not in stock. I need a printer
and I've got it narrowed down, and uh, I'm ready
to go. Okay. Guy comes over to me. He says,
you're looking for a printer. I said yeah. He says, uh,

(34:02):
I would just get the one that prints the fastest.
So I said, well, which one is that he goes?
I don't know, just figure out which one the fastest
is and get that one. Not that he would help
you find which he goes. You can go on the
website or the app, and you could see which one print.
Because that's what I do. I just got buy the
fastest one. I go, what what?

Speaker 5 (34:24):
So?

Speaker 1 (34:25):
I go online and I'm I have to price match everything, right,
So before I buy it, I price match the one
I'm looking at and it says it's eleven dollars less
at Walmart. So I go to the register and it's
a I guess he was assistant manager. He says, oh,
how is everything today? I said, well, I want you
to price match my Walmart it's eleven dollars less. He goes,

(34:47):
I We'll do that. He said. Did anybody help you
on the floor? I said, well, I don't want to
point anybody out. I want to be get anything in trouble.
But there was one guy who offered to help me.
And when I asked him what the difference was between
the two units I was looking at, said well, which
ever one prince faster? You should buy that one? I go,
is that really helpful? He goes, no, that's I'm terribly sorry.

(35:07):
He goes that's uh, that's not what He goes, Nope,
that's not good at all. He said, I'll tell you
what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna match the Walmart take
eleven dollars off. I'm gonna give another five dollars off
for that bad customer service and because I want you
to come back his tempercent coopon off your next purchase. Hey,
you got free dessert. You didn't even ask for it.
I got free dessert even asked for it. Yeah, so
that's it. Red velvet cupcakes, keeping in the cupcake theme.

(35:30):
Guy works a Walmart doesn't know what ding dong or
Hoho is or or or your people are bad at
their jobs. Sonoco app doesn't even know Sonoko has an app,
and the best Buy guy, I don't know which everyone
fit Prince Fast, I get that one. It's crazy, okay, yeah,
all right. Oh we should take a break because I

(35:52):
got I got, I got a I got a very
h what's the word an adult conversation to tell you
about an adult conversation, Yeah, it's an adult conversation, very adult.
Something happened. You know when you're on YouTube and you
watch a video and then you see all the videos
on the side, and you watch those videos and those

(36:12):
leads and you're in a rabbit hole. You're in a
rabbit hole. Yeah, right, you're suddenly watching things you had
no idea what you were doing. Right, that happened to
me on social media. I wanted to share with the slices. Okay,
so did you get there? I thought it was gonna
go wow. When I fall into a rabbit hole, it's
usually all kitten videos are all the the Miley video

(36:32):
which you're talking like this because the best part of
the and then then it would cut to somebody like
Darth Vader, or cut to like a movie clip of
someone with that low voice like that. You ever see
that one? No? I haven't, Well I haven't. I feel
like once you start watching one video that one or

(36:56):
two videos that are alike, they start sending you and
showing you videos that are just like that. Like it
happened with the Beetlejuice memes. I kept, you know, Beetlejuice.
D Hey, what are you doing me? Nothing? Just hanging
around beetlejuice. No, Howard Stern show. Yes, yes, you said
in about like fifty different scenarios. After you watch a

(37:18):
couple of those, they send you one hundred, and your
tired Discovery page is all beetlejuice videos. Yeah, do that
a lot. That's sort of happening to me on social media,
and I'm afraid of what's gonna happen. We'll talk about
that next.

Speaker 6 (37:31):
Alright, all right, scary, so scary. Listen, we'll have to
tell everybody to get the kids out of the room.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Yeah, well, no, I'll keep it clean, even though the
content isn't well, let me explain. No, we could be filthy.
This is a damn podcast. This is I'm not gonna
be filthy. I just want to say. It started off
innocent enough, and then the word podcast flashed into my
head and suddenly like, oh, I got to see where
this is going, right, because it might be good for
the podcast. Yeah, oh, I gotta see what this is

(38:04):
going It might be good for the podcast. Well, here's
what happened. I was on TikTok a couple of nights ago,
and you know, you scroll through the for you page
and it's like, oh, videos of people you know and
follow and similar videos, and for me, it's usually a
lot of sports, politics, comedians stuff I like I like
to watch, right, and every once in a while they

(38:26):
slip in something else. So I was if the same
thing happens on TikTok. If you're watching a live video. Right,
Let's say you're watching a live stream and I'm watching
this guy and he's he's talking about current events. He's
very funny, and his his his live read end, his
live stream ends, and then what happens is is his
live ended and you swipe for the next one. So

(38:47):
I swipe for the next one, assuming it'll be something
they're recommending. I would like, h and it was a
guy playing video games. I like to watch a lot
of people play video games. There's a couple of guys,
guy Hoby, I love to watch. There's a guy I
watch him race cars every night. So I'm like, oh,
I don't really want to watch video games. Let me
see swipe and I keep swiping to find something interesting.

(39:07):
And at some point I'm swiping, swiping, swiping, and it's, uh,
it's one guy with little cars and a cardboard maze,
and it's it's just watching cars that he made like
a He rolls marbles and you watch the marbles and
I'm like, I can't pops up my feet. I see
a woman, scary I want to say. She's in the
thirties and she's wearing a kiss shirt. Now I'm a

(39:29):
kiss fan. So it caught my attention. You understand, if
she was wearing a beastie boy's shirt, it might catch
your attention. You'd be like, oh, what's this girl talking about?
And she's playing heavy metal music in the background. I'm like, oh,
all right, and it's like four hundred and something people
watching this girl in the kiss shirt sitting on a couch.
I'm like, okay, let me check out see what she's

(39:50):
talking about. Right. That seems honest enough. No, absolutely does.
In fact, I've done that before, where I've landed on
somebody that looked like they are talking about something interesting.
And for me, if you've got four hundred people, that
means must be something really is interesting. That's captive capturing attention.
So I'm like, I want to I want to get
in on this now. A lot of times when good

(40:12):
looking people are on TikTok, they will say, because you're
not allowed to say it, you can't say only fans
on TikTok. But you can say I have a spicy page,
and they'll go, oh, check out my Instagram. Hold on
a second. You can't say only fans. You can't promote
your only fans page on TikTok. Who's gonna know a
lot of times people will go like and the people

(40:34):
ask like, hey, do you have a spicy page, and
they'll go, uh yeah, check out my Instagram profile. Right,
But my question, can't it because it's a lot of
people use it for porn. So TikTok has banded at
least that's the impression. I who's going to stop them
from mentioning the word like is there? Because there are
moderators in the live streams and they look for keywords,
and there's a computer picks up words. I'm telling you,

(40:55):
the big government's listening anyway. So I'm I'm if somebody's like, oh,
they're they're tame ont to the only fans page, I
swipe because then they just did to make money. And
that's I'm not an only fans guy. That's not who
I am. So I'm like, listen and she and she
and people like, she says, just you guys know, I
have a clapper. Now do you remember clapper? Clapper, clap on,
clap off? No, About two or three two years ago,

(41:21):
TikTok no. Remember a couple of years ago, the government
was gonna shut down TikTok Yes, and they had a
date and time. They're like, as of this time, TikTok
is shutting down. Yes, I remember that. Well, similar apps
started appearing much like, uh, there's like ten Twitter apps,
similar Twitter apps, like because the people don't like elon,
They're like, oh another app, So Clapper, and I think

(41:45):
Chiller or Triller. There was a couple other ones. Clapper
was like a TikTok knockoff, same functionality, same buttons as TikTok.
And then TikTok didn't die. So I never used the
Clapper app again, never used it again. I had created
an account. I'm like, I don't need Clapper. Everybody cools
back on TikTok because everyone's like, hey, if TikTok shuts down,

(42:08):
follow me on clapper. But then there's no need to write.
So this girl's like, hey, guys, just let you know
I've got a clapper. Like so I'm like, okay, like
you said, like the lights on, lights off, and people like,
what's your clapper? What's your clapper? What's your clapper? So
she gives that her clapper. I'm like, what is the
big deal about having a Clapper account if you've got
TikTok account, Like why you bragging about a inferior product. Yeah.

(42:32):
So she's like, all right, guys, I'm signing off. Catch
me over at my Clapper. So I'm like, okay, I
got to know what she's doing over on Clapper because
it's just like TikTok, they don't allow nudity, so it's
got to be legit. But is it gambling? Like what's
going on? By the way, I have to like, I
have to download Clapper now, okay, So I go over
to the Clapper app that I I go. I blow

(42:55):
off all the dust on my Clapper app from two
years ago and it's sort logged in, and I go
to her account and same girl on the couch and
the kiss shirt and she's like, all right, guys, hold on,
which is waiting for more people to show up. I'm
like okay, and she's like, uh, you know, uh, we
got a forty person cut off and the top forty
get into the D and D. Now to me, dn

(43:18):
D means dunez and Jin dragons or I'm a dork. Yeah,
do not? Just yeah. So I'm like, all right, what's
the D and D? So you can tip on Clapper, right,
you can buy like red wine glasses for the for
the person on the you can buy it like you
can tip them like they call that sub a sub.
They do that on Twitch as well. A sub is

(43:40):
when you subscribe. This is gift giving. Oh gift right. Okay,
So she says, anyone who buys me a dice roll,
you're automatically in the D and D. You'll be in
the top forty. Now, I did some research late. A
dice roll is like three dollars from what I understand
really because I looked at it after the fact, really
really really really attractive. People charge a lot more to

(44:03):
get into the D and D. So she says, I
once we get to a certain number, I'm locking it down.
What the hell's my DNDA is? What is locking it down?
What is she gonna lock down? She says, A minimum
of a dice roll and you get in. If you
don't get paid a dice roll, you're out when we
lock down. Did you pay the dice roll? I paid
the dice roll, which was like two ninety nine. So

(44:24):
I'm like, for the podcast, I got to figure out
what this is. I literally scary. I had no idea,
So I paid the dice roll. The dice goes on
the screen and it rolls, and apparently each number on
the dice corresponds with something she'll do.

Speaker 7 (44:38):
Well.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
Apparently, if you roll the five, she flashes her boobs.
Shouldn't that be tooled like a snake eyes for the mood?
No one dice one dice one die roll so on
one guy, roll to two. That's the booty shake, like
like a torquin. So I'm like, okay, So she flashed

(44:59):
her boobs, so there's clearly you can like split second nudity.
So I'm like, what the fuck? What is going on
with the private DN days I we're locking it down
now I'm in because I did the dice roll. So
a big lock comes on the screen and it says locked,
and she says, if you're gone in five seconds, you
didn't make the cutoff. I'm like, hope, I made the

(45:21):
cut off. I got a note for the podcast. What's
going on? So the lock goes, She's all right, if
you're still here, you passed the minimum. Congratulations, you're in
the top forty. Now I look in the room. There's
like thirteen people in the room, which means she didn't
get the top forty, which means people aren't quite as
interested in kissing girl in the kiss shirt as she
might have thought. Scary. You know how Chris Rock said

(45:46):
there's no sex in the champagne room. Yeah, apparently there
is a lot of sex going on on Clapper. Oh
my god, because once it locked, the clothes came off,
the toys came out, or this mayhem ensued. Oh my god.
I stayed long enough to get my dice roll money's
worth and I clicked out, dude, you like that's enough podcast.

(46:10):
I think you were you were, you were rolling your
dice Nope, nope, nope. First of all, like I said,
not the most attractive person in the world, not did
it matter to me. But you were there for the research.
You were there for the top of the research for
two ninety nine whatever. The dice roll was three ninety nine.
And by the way, if you tweet me and correct
me and how much I paid for the dice roll,
then you've been there too many times. My friends. It

(46:33):
was it was it was literally like two or three
So how long did this How long did this? I
don't know it. See, it seemed like two or three
minutes and then I got out, So I don't know
how long. It kept going on for but there's this
whole secret world of people on TikTok who were like
slipping you their spicy page, which is you know, they're
only fans if to have a clapper. I had no idea,

(46:55):
but there's like it's a sex app, but only if
you're in the private room because they can't. But they flashed.
Let you know that they're willing, they're up there game,
they're up for it, and so they're flashing when you
roll the dice or you give them like like she
said at one point, if I get a castle, I'll
take my shirt off. So like the castle was like scory.
The castle was like fifty bucks. Dude, people bought a castle.

(47:18):
Some guy bought She was fucking making bank. She was
making it most she made some bank. Yeah, not from me.
I roll the dice, fine, whatever the case. I made
the minimum, but I saw I looked it up online
and apparently like sometimes to get into the D and
D which means the do not Disturb room, yeah, you
gotta spend a lot of money. Like yeah, but you
have to spend a whole lot. You got to spend

(47:40):
a lot to make sure you're up a girl and
have a lot of fans. Apparently I got the dice
roll I was in you got her on, you got
you got bro you got Brodie's bargain basement. That's right,
that's right, you know on fire me on clapper, I'll
show you the snapper. I got a six for up,
maybe a five, you know what I mean. So yeah,

(48:02):
so slices. I'm not telling you what they're doing your
free time. I'm just saying if if someone on TikTok's
going I got a clapper, then they mean more than
you think they mean. Wow, holy shit, clapper, clap on,
clap off. I was not clapping off, by the way.
I promise you sure you weren't. No, I was not, No,
because if I was, I wouldn't have talked about it.

Speaker 8 (48:23):
No.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
I went and I was like, because you know, when
once you're you're in the rabbit hole, what are you
gonna do? Not roll the dice? No, I could see
I could see what I could see it luring you
in and your and your cus. The curiosity takes over.
The girl in the kiss shirt, She's like, oh, I
got a clapper. I'm like, what's going on? On clapper?
Why can't she stay on TikTok and do the same thing.
Why is she going to knockoff? Holy crap? She flashed

(48:45):
her She flashed herself. Okay, I mean she was like
totally naked at one point. Yes, in the regular room
on Clapper, she flashed. She flashed herself a few times
up the top part. But once that lock came on.
Once the lock came on, the clothes came off, and

(49:06):
I was like, oh fuck, and you know, what are
you gonna do? I was like, oh, I gotta go. Honestly,
maybe that was a minute, minute and twenty second stops
because once I saw like the toys were coming out?
Is that how long it took? Right? Listen that? Okay,
So the whole time, I'm going, how do I pitch this?
How do I explain this to Scary and the slices

(49:28):
where then I was like, okay, yeah, sure, I'm telling
you because that's not doing Clapper ever again. Because but
that's the thing. You didn't know. It was a thing
no I had. I had no clue the hitting world
of Clapper, and if I did it, I would never
admit it on this podcast. But you could just say
someone you know is a hidden world on clapper. No
if in all sincerity, I have no no clue any

(49:51):
of this happened or exists neither did I? All right, man?
Are are we that out of touch?

Speaker 8 (49:56):
Do we?

Speaker 9 (49:57):
Just?

Speaker 1 (49:58):
There was no inner touching, out of touching and there
was nothing. But let me tell you, I don't know
if like they do couple stuff. I don't know if
they do like like. I'm sure they do. I'm sure
they do. They do thruples, throuplage. I'm sure this was
a solo act. I'm sure you could watch live porn there.
I'm sure that. I'm not. I'm sure couple of slide
porn anywhere you mean like, I'm sure couple of stream whatever.

(50:19):
Couples get it on on the live stream. Some people
get off on that. No, that's not my thing. But
I wanted to do it for the slicense, so I
found out and I got out. Okay, Well, thank you
Brody for your extensive Do you see what I'm willing
to do for the Slice? You really are man. You
are roll the dice, baby, you roll the dice for
the Slice. You're a mensch. I am, you are.

Speaker 10 (50:40):
It's podcast.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Dude. I don't know where to go from there. I
don't know. I mean, that's probably gonna play some talkbacks.
I'm sure Jan Vesquez left a seven, of course he did.
And by the way, I say that in a good way, one,
you know that we could we could do some talkbacks.
I got a lot I got packing to do. Man,
I really do I have things I got to take
care of. You've never been packing. Come on, now, I

(51:04):
got a dirty sink. I have to put all the
all the stuff in the dishwasher. I can't leave here
with a full garbage pail or dishes in the sink.
Now you can. No, everything's got to be done. So
I got so much going on, and I still got
to work tomorrow morning. I don't know how I'm gonna
do it all. But you see why scary needs of
vacation slices. He's got to load his dishwasher, he's got

(51:27):
to take out the garbage. You should go on a cruise. Scary,
you poor bastard. You are awful. Oh I had my
talkback screen here. I don't know where it went. Oh here,
it is all right. So I guess we should go
back to some talkbacks. If you listen on the iHeartRadio app,
you know how you know the deal, you coulid, go
get the microphone, you talk, click on the little microphone

(51:49):
and uh and you reference who you are, where you're from,
and what episode you're references. Well that in a perfect
in a perfect world, you would do that. But not
everybody does that. We all we gotta wow, look at this.
I just opened the mailbox. A lot of talkbacks. We
haven't hey, you know, we haven't checked in a while.
What's And I discouraged the use of it because it's
we don't remember next episode in two weeks. Let's read

(52:10):
some listener email. Yeah, you can always email brook the
Boys podcast at gmail dot com. Right, that's the Brooklyn
Boys Podcast at gmail dot com. I like to fashion email.
And speaking of witch, yeah, I'll have you know. I
put up a post for my one year anniversary of
my sign off, my on air sign off, and I
put up a link and I said, hey, wy, don't
you buy some merchandise in honor of my one year

(52:31):
anniversary of being off the show? Did it move the needle?
We sold? We sold a bunch of shirts. So thank you, slices. Uh,
thanks for going to Brooklyn Boys do big cartel dot
com and buying some Brooklyn boys merchant my honor. All right, though,
what that really means is Scary. You better wake up
and fucking uh what I'm saying and get tell everybody. Yeah,

(52:51):
I got to come with a story now too, so
we sell more shirts. I'm I know, I'm not holding
up my end of the bargain, all right, I've been busy.
I'm busy. Thank god. I don't want see you holding
up anything on the camera. By the way, every stack
of paper is still there. Yeah, stack of paper is
still sitting here. Scary, you saw him a bitch hit
the jingle.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
We know it.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
You slipped it in. That doctor hit the jingle? I
sure did. Brodie didn't realize it. Yeah, I know, I know.
I got tweeted. People tweeted me about that. Yeah I
missed it. You missed it, all right, But I caught
you this week. Yeah, this week you got me. Okay,
here you go. Here's some more.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
Hey, Brody, Scary Trevor here from Austin, Texas.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
Scary.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
I wanted to mention that guy with the bathroom. Yeah,
fuck him for using the center urinal. That's ridiculous. But
why did you care about somebody thinking you took a
shit in the bathroom. That's what bathrooms are for, right,
pissing and shitting.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
Anyway, you should have.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
Went to that pool, by the way, with your shirt off,
like who cares about what people think about you?

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Scary, You can't live that way. It's just not gonna
make you happy.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
But anyway, slice for life, fuck no can no more
than two Sue and Brody is right?

Speaker 1 (53:56):
Zo, Well, thank you? It was one out of two sous.
We never want to get caught in this shitter. You
never never. By the way, if you saw Scary social media,
Scary was shirtless in Gandhi's pool with nobody in it
except one guy in the background swimming laps. Yeah, he
was all shot out Gandhi by the way, because after
that barbecue that we had with Weber Seasonings, I jumped

(54:18):
into Gandhi's pringle hit the jingle, hit it? What do
you mean you just mentioned the season and company again?
Hit it? Did I? Yes? I don't need talkbacks telling
me I missed this, all right, but yes, during that barbecue,

(54:42):
Gandhi said, Scary, I'm gonna do something that David Brody
would never do. Invite you into my pool. So I went,
I went swimming in Gandhi's pool. So I found my pool.
David Brody, No, thanks to you. Go fuck yourself all right. Listen,
Gandhi is a first of all, much nicer person than
I am. But here's what I'll say. Gandhi and to
the pool in her building, which is very nice of her.

(55:04):
But the pool that you want to come to is
my actual pool that I have to clean and bounce
the chemicals and get into with you or after you
and have you at my house? Have you changed in
my bathroom? I'm not more to it, a lot more
to It's scary. Change the Gandhi's pool. I came in
my bathing suit, if you know what I'm saying, disgust.

(55:27):
Change in the clapper room for five minutes. I nice.
I didn't change, But they're going to the cabana do
whatever they have like a changing. Do you hear yourself
right now? That means you skiv me? Yes, my mic works.
It's like I'm less than human all of a sudden. No,

(55:47):
you and I have been in pools together. You and
I were in an Iceland hot bath together. What is
it about in your pool that you don't want me
in your pool there's got to be something to it.
You just said it. It's a cleanling. It's still my neighbors.
I have neighbors who might see you. Then they want
to autograph you know. Yeah, yeah, you should be putting
my pool up on social media. Then all of a

(56:09):
sudden they're gonna have it. Compared to Greg T's and
his burgolock, why are you clowning?

Speaker 10 (56:13):
Hey, Brooklyn boys, Michael here slight for life. Hey Brodie,
I was listening to your whole conversation there about the tire. Hey,
the automotive industry. Most of these guys, I hate to
say it, but they scam people or they crooked.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
Yep, very rare.

Speaker 10 (56:26):
You find a place that will be honest with you.
And dealerships are cold stealerships. So it's like, yeah, more
unlikely they did something to your tire to just you know,
sell you. Another one honestly just said to you, hey,
you need to change that.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
All right? Yeah, yep, very true. Yep.

Speaker 11 (56:46):
We asked people last week tell us about the mechemical Carrie.
This is Ray from Florida years ago, used to live
in New York City. I met the guy one day
whose name is Craig new Mark. For those who don't
know him, he's the owner of Craigslist. Explained to me
that he was very excited to apply for Senior Citizen
subway card. When I googled his net worth, I found

(57:08):
out that he has like one one point four billion dollars.
Isn't that weird?

Speaker 1 (57:17):
Well, he's saving money. That's why he has one point
four billion. If we didn't get the Senior Citizens discount
on the subway, he might only have one point three
point nine billion.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
Brody and Scary calling from Virginia.

Speaker 7 (57:30):
Just wanted to call and see why Brody didn't call
Scary out for his inappropriate product endorsement with doctor Slows.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
I feel like the game get the jingle on. Hear
I about to say in here lately she mentioned it.
That means she's doing She's doing God's work for me.
Thank you, She's doing She's doing. This is exactly my ploy.
The only thing she didn't do is the part where
goes not cool. I slipped one past you, and now

(58:03):
all the slices are repeating it, so I don't have
to do it. On the next thing. I'm gonna say.
That's gonna entertaining, so I hit.

Speaker 12 (58:10):
The next Scary and Brody.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
Brody and Scary chat from Upstate New York. What up?

Speaker 12 (58:15):
I wanted a reference in episode two sixty six when
you're talking about the charticles on the candy wrapper and
Scary makes the jazzy Jeff Fresh Prince reference. Brody's comment
is absolutely hilarious.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
What was the comment? I don't remember. Well, he's the DJ,
I'm the rapper. Oh I may have said this charticle's
on the wrapper. I don't remember, but I thank you.
I'll go back and listen.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
I love you, guys.

Speaker 13 (58:44):
And to the lady that said Metallica sucks, fuck.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
You, Oh my god. Okay, so the slice isn't jumping
on each other now. I'm not gonna mention her name,
but she's a regular DMA of mine, and she DMed
me and said, hey, that was me. Uh, I'll give it.
I'll give them a chance. Can you recommend some Metallica
songs to get me started? Like introductory Metallica songs? So

(59:09):
I gave her like seven or eight of the slower,
softer Metallica songs like Until It Sleeps. I gave her
faith to black. I gave her unforgiven, you know, all
the mainstream ones. You know, I gave her king nothing,
hero for the hero for the day. Those are, by
the way, those are the ones. Those are the ones

(59:29):
that real Metallica fans claim is when they got soft,
and that's when they sold out in their posers. Fate
to Black was their second album. Oh I gave Welcome
Home Sanitarium. That starts off slower and then it's that's
my favorite keeping track. Fucking handed her battery. Yeah, okay,
I'm gonna I'm gonna give her a bay.

Speaker 5 (59:53):
It's chrit North Carolina. Just wanted to say, scary. You
got away with one in a minute. They all in
thirty four seconds. You said, and I quote, I need
a doctor, doctor fat loss again, and you got away
with it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
I'm sure we were all.

Speaker 5 (01:00:09):
Waiting for Brodie to say, hit the jingle, bitch, But
she got away with me.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Got away with love you guys. I got to slip
in my plug. I got to slip in my my
product endorsement. By the way, he just said, bougie bastard,
and I forgive me. I don't have in front of me,
but somebody DM me and said, we're telling a story
of a little girl. I don't know if it was
their relative or whatever who said that she was afraid
to go to sleep at night because under her bed
was the boogie Man, boogie Man, and so she said,

(01:00:36):
you mean the boogeyman, shaid, know, the boogie Man. So
apparently Scary is living under her bed, is what she said.

Speaker 14 (01:00:42):
Hey, Brookomb boys, Jacob here out in northwest Arkansas.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
Nice.

Speaker 14 (01:00:47):
I was just listening to two sixty five and Scary
was talking about weather and how to talk about storms
or rain and stuff like that. So in our area,
usually if it's a chance for showers throughout the day,
they usually will say that it's either late in the day,
mid afternoon, early day, something along those sorts.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
Okay, hey, I want to comment on the way he
introduced himself as New Yorkers, as too dope from Brooklyn.
He introduced himself saying I'm from northwest Arkansas, which I
found unusual because you know, most people just say what
state and what city, you know, what neighborhood, like, oh,
you know, but he said I'm from northwest Arkansas. Now

(01:01:32):
I don't know what that means to an Arkansonian. I
think I know. I think they wanted to I think
I think they want to. He wants to differate themselves
himself from the stereotype that is Arkansas. He was Northwest
Arks mentioning anything like that. I don't know what part is
what part. I'm just I'm just guessing he didn't get

(01:01:53):
he gave a region. It's like, we wouldn't say what
would we say we're from South Brooklyn? No, No, if
someone said what water brook the movie by the South?
Different everywhere, Brody. Yeah, some places refer to themselves as quadrons. Yeah.
I'm just wondering, like, if you say you're from California,
might go on from southern California. So I guess that's
the equivalent. Oh, I'm from Northwest. Yeah, He's like, I'm

(01:02:14):
not from southeastalk On. So exactly That's where I was
going with that got you? Okay? Right, hey boys, Jacob
from Arkansas again? Here what point?

Speaker 14 (01:02:24):
Hey y'all, Brody, what happened?

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
You missed the doctor fetlass slipping sixty six? Damn it? Yep,
right in there. That doctor owes me a lot of
money for miss.

Speaker 7 (01:02:37):
Nate Nate from Connecticut. Rody, Rody, You're good, Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
You missed any funny thing?

Speaker 7 (01:02:45):
Is I Missy doesn't owe you a steak dinner.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
Hang up on this guy? Wait that is coming back.

Speaker 7 (01:02:53):
Metallica just screams, I don't care who she is. I
don't think so interesting. Man, Yes, scared you know that one.
I don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
That is some ship. Can't argue with that. Yeah, well
have the stak dinner you could argue with no. No, yeah,
thank you you said it. Thank you' not. I do
not owe this bastard of steak dinner. Listen back to
the episodes. You hear it, Yes you do?

Speaker 7 (01:03:19):
All right? Brody scary scary Brody, Brody scary anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
Two of them. I don't know if you got this
last one.

Speaker 7 (01:03:26):
But yeah, I'm white, Nate, I'm in my group of friends.

Speaker 5 (01:03:30):
I'm white.

Speaker 7 (01:03:31):
White mate, I accept it. I'm good with it. That
is not racist at all. Also, Brody, we should hold
the next meet up at your place. That way, once
we're done hanging out, we can all have wristbands and
get into your house, into your pool for free whenever
we want.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
I love this guy. Hilarious. I assume that means all
of his friends are not white. He's white, Nate, he's white.
But wait, wait, wait, wait, is he white Nate because
he's the only white guy. Or is there a black
Nate who's just Nate and he's white. I I took
it as the there's a black Nate and he was

(01:04:11):
there first and then he's white meat, or to differentiate
what if there was it was just a bunch of
black guys right, all friends and then the one friends
with white Nate. They come friends with white Nate. That
guy right there just called and he's just Nate. But
then they meet a black guy named Nate and they
bump white Nate to white Nate status. They're like, nah,
Nate's just Nate, you know, because it wouldn't make sense

(01:04:32):
to call him black Nate. They're all black, so they
bumped him to white Nate. I wonder what happened and
what was the order of Operation pemdis.

Speaker 15 (01:04:39):
I gotta know Episode two six six Brody, how the
hell did you let scary bypass on his weight loss?

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
I know, I know, I'm sorry both both of you.

Speaker 15 (01:04:51):
Fair one jingle yep, fuck you fuck and two ain't
nobody just ship everybody relaxing. Summer's over, bitches.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
Not over. Don't rush summer. Don't rush weekends in August.
Don't rush summer on me, man, Come on.

Speaker 15 (01:05:13):
Yes extending at least play the fucking jingle to make
it up for it.

Speaker 10 (01:05:17):
No fucks well.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
I gotta play you can find times now all the
people keep.

Speaker 15 (01:05:21):
Saying it because of that, it's gonna be scaring Brody.
God damn it, no more Brodian scared, scaring broke.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
He slips it in and he gets moved up as
a promotion. I like this guy. Suddenly he's my favorite slice.

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
Oh the boys is boys?

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
Hey, scary there is? How about we keep it that way.

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
No song of the summer, because then if we had
a song of the summer, that ship will be playing
seven hundred times in never fucking ready station. You're into
the dial to huh how about that? I don't want
to hear this pasito five hundred times a fucking day.
You're the problem is you?

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
Thank you? Hey, Brody? I I didn't even I didn't
even play the next one. I didn't prove you any
of this, but one of the odds, the next one
is also one best, definitely one Vesquez again. And he's
gonna say this is one Vesquez again. Of course it's
gotta be, you know, it. You know it's him, right,
it's gotta be Hey, this is boy one.

Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
Carry how about you start with the TikTok ship. You're
not gonna do any TikTok and PC ship. And stop
talking about her because now she's seeing my feet. Now
I have to personally block her. And also stop saying
this is what TikTok talked me, stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
This is just a new way you're getting information. It's
like saying this is what Google taught me. You haven't
learned ship and you're not gonna do any of this. Like,
you're not gonna do it. I say, have a cozy
job on a nice house. I say TikTok taught me
because it's a catch phrase and it's catchy. And see
he remembered it, so my edition is accomplished. He remembered radio.

(01:06:54):
You have to give everything your nicknames so people remember it.
You got a brand, by the way, I said, one
of your slices TikTok talking. Sorry, I'm not good at
this week. When do you guys sent me a video
of a girl doing the uh the pinky doll and
I think ice cream. I like ice PC PC hits

(01:07:15):
it with a pillow knocks are over. Yes, non playable,
non playable character n PC. It's non fungible tokens. Hey,
he's your boy.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
Maryland is wrong, Maryland from Omahi is wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
Maryland, Maryland, Maryland, Maryland is wrong, this guy. Jamie's right,
Jamie's right, Jammy's right, Jamies What are we talking about? Mary?
I think it's about Metallica.

Speaker 16 (01:07:40):
You run about the steak dinner. You're run about Metallica,
you run about everything. Go get a salad and a
salmon and call me back from New Jersey.

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
I don't I don't like this. The slices are fighting,
they're turning on each other. Brody. A lot of Metallica
fans listening. So I'm saying, oh, I got a constant
story before we go. We got more, We got a
couple more of these. Well, then I should slip in
my concert story. Now we're Metallica. Okay. I went to
see Ghost, which if you go on TikTok you all
know the song Mary on a Cross, Mary on Anyway.

(01:08:13):
It's much faster life. It was fantastic. You lost it
gat you lost me in Metallica. Ghost is great, So
I'm saying, goes in a Ghost.

Speaker 13 (01:08:21):
And regards to the mechanics at your place, some of
them could be full of shit. I went to one
for my AC They wanted high pressure hoses, low pressure hoses,
everything over four thousand dollars. I took it somewhere else
and they run on the same test and tell me
you don't need anything after the recharge. It's running behind zero.

Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
You need row dollars. So fuck them.

Speaker 17 (01:08:43):
Don't take it back. Go ask another mechanic to look
at it, or tire person. M hm, very good, Carson
from Washington, DC. Here again, mechanic, say my name last time.

Speaker 5 (01:08:54):
That's scary.

Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
Fun fact.

Speaker 13 (01:08:55):
There is only ever two months.

Speaker 9 (01:08:57):
Out of the whole calendar year, and it varies that
have five fridays. I know this because if you're paid
bi weekly, you know that two months out of the
year you actually get three paychecks, which.

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
Means five fridays.

Speaker 13 (01:09:10):
Oh wow, and that only happens twice a year and
they're never, ever, ever, ever consecuted.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
Okay, didn't know that. There you go, suck it. Scary
all right? Scary?

Speaker 6 (01:09:21):
So what's the address we can send or free shit
to you?

Speaker 7 (01:09:25):
Guys? Move studios?

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
And we have not heard a new address. I might
want to send Rody grape a go well, grape ago
the free grape soda that you stole out of the
Chinese restaurant. I haven't gotten my Alabama shipment yet. I'll
take it from anywhere. I don't even know the new address.
It's fifty fifth Street to something, right, you want to
give out the address? You wanna? What do you want?
It's I mean, I guess it's one tension Scary Jones,

(01:09:50):
because I'm not there anymore. Well, I've never been there.
Five West fifty fifth Street, New York, New York, one
oh oh one nine, and put in ten Eary Jones
hundred the iHeart Radio Z one hundred. That's right, Z
one hundred, iHeart Radio. That's it, and then attention Scary Jones.

Speaker 8 (01:10:07):
Yes, correct, Scary monoccame here. Hey, Brody, I'm very disappointed
in you.

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
I'm getting I feel that.

Speaker 8 (01:10:18):
You thought it in your mind, but I don't think
you'd actually you didn't say it so, and I'm sure
I'm not the only slice I realized it. But when
Scary said that he needs to get some weight off,
and then he said like he needs to get a
doctor and that fat loss, Yeah, Scary you should have
hit the jingle.

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
Yeah, yeah, scary, excellent. You only owe like five more
from all the mentions he got I love it and
a clip of this Hey to the doctor. By the way,
you can hear all the times we talk about me?
Can I say this? Holy ship? Where was I? Brody?

(01:10:57):
I said this to you. Open up your Open up
your Instagram right now. This is how do you know?
Half of a playing card in there? Do you know?
When you're trying to hang a picture on the wall,
you put a nail into the wall, and then you
can have a new product, and then you have the
It's usually like a like a chicken wire or a

(01:11:18):
hanger or whatever in the back of the picture. But
you can never line it up with the nail and
get it over the nail so you can hang the picture.
Probably well, what you should do is, yeah, I can't ye.
You should take a fork, a fork, So you put
the nail on the wall. Then you take a fork

(01:11:40):
and you put the fork over the nail. Okay, and
the fork kind of is bending forward. Now you take
your picture with the hangar thing, the wire thing. Look
at your Instagram. I dm it to you, Brody, I
didn't see how to put it. You you take your
the picture and make sure you put the wire behind

(01:12:01):
the fork and then slide it down to the bottom
because now it's on the nail, and now you just
pull the fork out and now your picture is amazing, amazing.
I can't believe I was today years old when I
figured that out. Where was Where was this trick? Like
the last fifty years, I don't know of my life.

(01:12:22):
That's amazing. If it works, amazing. TikTok taught me, Juan Vazquez,
TikTok taught me. TikTok taught me. TikTok taught me about
what clapper can do. Yes, am I clapping on? Clap on? Okay, clap.
You just turn the lights off in your house, started

(01:12:43):
to goodbye music, Budge, lights go off. I don't know.
We'll see in a couple of weeks. No, you're not
Gon