#294: Bougie Boy Buys a Bad Bootleg Bathing Suit

#294: Skeery's other podcast partner Cher Cosenza joins to talk about the birth of her baby boy with a rhyming name- and then Skeery drops a BOMBSHELL; Skeery walked the Red Light District and reports back on what he learned in Amsterdam; One of Brody's friends got charged a mandatory "Kitchen Appreciation Tip" for the cooks and dishwashers; Brody rips Skeery for going on a boys' trip during his girlfriend's bday; Skeery bought a...(see episode title)

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Guess who just got back today. The Brooklyn modes that
had been away. They both have so much to see,
you know, Damn Scary with David Brody, I got you. Oh,
I'm ready. I didn't see it coming. I didn't fake
you out. I did the look. I wasn't paying attention,

(00:26):
but I was ready. Episode two ninety four, it's the
Brooklyn Boys podcast, back after a week of vacation.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yeah, which we very briefly discussed on Slice time for
episode two ninety three.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Was vacation for Scary Jones. Yeah, when we talked about
all the wonderful things I did on my my time
away from you, my Scary Jones vacation. Mm hmm, that's
well that. Yeah, you were. You were vacationing from me.
I was vacationing from America. You were vacation thing from
a very important person. And I'm going to call you
out on it at some point. But you said you

(01:04):
had a bombshell, said wait for it. I got a
bombshell just before we hit the story. I don't know
what you're talking is not a bit. I have no
clue what Scary's talking about. Yeah, well, earlier today I
signed on with my other co host for my other podcast,
Share Share Cassenza on the Speaking Volumes podcast, which we

(01:29):
you know is basically just a hobby at this point,
and we kind of get together when we can. And
we haven't done We've not seen you posting about it.
I haven't done with in a while. Well, a lot happened.
She was pregnant, she had a child, another child, so
Enzo Cassenza, no Enzo, Casnzo, Enzo, Cassnzo, not Enzo, Cassnzo

(01:54):
and Cassenza. That's pretty close. George Cassenza much consents. That
would have been great.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Okay, hold on, I'm not saying we shouldn't get shared
on the phone at some point.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Get on, she would love to talk. What right now?

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Now?

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Hold on, hold on, it's not I don't want to
get too personal.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
But is she is she she's with her guy, Scott
of course.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
But not married. No. Yeah, so consends. Is her name
or his? That's her name? No, she never took his
last name.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
He's Scott Windhauser, Windheuser, Cassette. That's a mouthful if she
combines them. So the kid, look, her name is z Case.
I mean of all the name O, my god, all
the name. You got a Cossens in there. You can't
zens with ends.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
You can't. You couldn't name a Vinnie Guido.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Anthony sounds like the right move.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Nzo Cascenzo. It's not hold on, I'm calling her right now.
This isn't your bomb shallow? Is it? Well? It involves her?
Are you the father? It's crazy here and I can't
believe it. Hi, Cheryl share my god, my podcast co
host from Speaking Volumes. You're on the Brooklyn Boys podcast

(03:14):
with David Brody. Yeah you are, But I was I
was about to share. I was about to drop. I
was about to drop the bombshell on him. I haven't
done it yet.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
I'm thinking the bombshell as scary as the father of
your last child. But he's saying that's not the bomb. Well, well,
first of all, he's making fun of the name. I
have questions. I could first okay, okay, Hi.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
By the way, I haven't spoken a while. How you
been hi, Bradie.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (03:44):
But yeah, you know I hate you Bill to the left.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
I heard that you are continuing to help the population
of the planet and adding adding to the population.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
There's a question.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
Oh God, help me what's the question.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Okay, you are Italian. I don't think that's any question
about that. Right, you're Italian? Question right? So you have
a you have like a limited number of names to
choose from as an Italian mom. Right, you got your Guido,
your Veto, You're Anthony, you sal you call mine. There's
really only like a handful. You're not gonna name him
like Jeremy. You're not gonna name him Chad. You got,

(04:26):
you got the Staten Island Brooklyn, choice of like six names.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
But then there's as like that's probably true.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
But then you have those uber Italian names you got,
like do.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
You hear this chiming in? There's a child chiming in
as your Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
We'll get to we'll get to him in a second.
You got you got like Vincenzo, you got like the
uber Italian names that like could be like you from
Italy Gitano right right, right, like uh yeah, Luciano, right,
you got the uber Italian name it right, every every
Sopranos character, right. And then you go and you choose

(05:06):
an uber Italian name, right, and it's a fine name.
I love the Italian people, you know, I love Italian people.
I love it Tian people. You love Italian.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
He loves you like Italian food, don't you?

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:18):
I do, I said, I love Italian culture and food.
I love it all. I grew up in an Italian neighborhood.
It's all I know.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
Grow up in an Italian neighbor.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
I did Benson Harst Hello, I meant formerly.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
Italian.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
So he's he's bet. Just go for it, Brody.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
When I grew up, there was a newscaster on Channel seven.
His name was John Johnson. And I used to sell
me of all the names in Johnson family, name me
kid John John Johnson.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
And then I went to school with a girl. Her
last name was Defina. Italian girl named Defina could have
named anything on the planet. They named her Gina Gina Defena.
Where to God, the name was Geena Defina. Yes, that's
what I said, Like, seriously, you couldn't name it, like
even like Maria Defina.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
It's not as been close as Gena Defena. And I'm
sure unless Gena define is attractive girl.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
And un remember that.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
That's just of course you remember it because name was
Jena Defena. I knew an Anna Banana. You did, not,
my god, oh my god, but you have an unusual
Italian name. It sounds like cordenza, right, like a piece
of Furnit like a cordenza.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Right.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
You know what?

Speaker 5 (06:23):
It actually sounds like George Costanza because George, I said,
people always put they always said my name Costanza instead
of Cosenza.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Right. I said, you should have named your kid before
scary called you. I said you should have named your
kid George. George.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
I would killed myself. I would have killed kids.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Already bold Right, he's already close. Put some glasses on him,
perfect Halloween costume. But then you didn't go for the hair. Okay,
but then but then you you you practically hair, you
practically gena because you named your kid Enzo Crescenzo. And no,
it's not Cassnzo.

Speaker 4 (07:01):
It's totally not Cassnzo. It's Cassnzo. Ah, and so it's
Enzo Cassnza. It's actually the best part.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
You got the doubles ends.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
I know, isn't that awesome?

Speaker 1 (07:18):
I like it. It flows, it goes right off the tongue.
I like, people are gonna call them, people are gonna Cassnzo.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
No, they'll call him e.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
I think a lot of people call him E like
I like E and I liked e J because his
middle name is g.

Speaker 5 (07:34):
J.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
So it's en yeah, Jake, it's she chose a Jewish name.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
No, no, no, no, no middle name?

Speaker 4 (07:41):
No wait you ready. It's actually a really cool story
to it.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
But it's actually my dad's initials, so we actually spell
it differently. We spell A J A C, but it's
pronounced G and it's my dad's initials.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
You can't sell, you can't spelled to tell people it's Jake.
So well, Brody wants to know why you.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
Wait a second, Brody, do whatever I want. It's my kid.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
But they're gonna call him a jacof. You can't do
that to the kid. It's jc off.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
Are they gonna call him Enzo Cuzenza? Are they gonna
call him a Jacob?

Speaker 3 (08:22):
Now?

Speaker 4 (08:22):
Which one is it gonna be?

Speaker 1 (08:23):
It depends on what neighbor you grow up in, because
if it was my old neighbor, they call him all
of that. Ship's a beautiful name. I loved.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
I love you, do you know what? No?

Speaker 3 (08:33):
I love the name. I I'm obsessed with the name.
I wanted this name so bad. But do you even
understand why his name's Enzo.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
I'm assuming you know why, because it's it's fit with
the zens, like the rhyme of it.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
My daughter's name is Porscha. I am a car girl.

Speaker 6 (08:54):
And when I was racing Ferrari, people were racing ferrari is,
and I told myself that I wanted my two children
to have these badass names Ferrari own, no, no, And

(09:17):
you know what some people.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Are, like sheriff, we know you better. You're gonna name
this kid like Lambeau or something like what are you crazy?

Speaker 4 (09:22):
Like really like no no as a guy.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
And do you know what the name Enzo stands for.
It stands for like powerful, superior king. It's like everything
that you can imagine if you looked if you ever
looked up names, like when you decided to name your kid.
I actually don't know what your kid's names are. But
when you decided to name your kids, did you ever

(09:46):
look at.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
Like what the name's been? Or why you name them that?

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Years later he is later as a goof you know
why again?

Speaker 4 (09:55):
Why though you think your kid's name is a goo?
Like what if your name did something? And god? Or
like or like.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Because because doesn't but doesn't those have made up things.
If I name my kid, let's say, name my kid James,
and then I look up as James James powerful warrior.
Somebody made that out. It doesn't actually mean powerful warrior.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
It means this stuff.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
It's like the horoscope. It's all like it's I don't
listen to that ship. I'm not I like something.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
I like them.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
Listen I had a them, the same way you have
people like Paris Hiltan who said that she always wanted
a phoenix and she wanted a London.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
Everybody's got their own thing.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Absolutely, I think it's great. I think is fantastic. I
love it.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
And wait, not that not that the movie was so great.
There I got to say, I wish the movie was better.
But that's beside. The point was fantastic.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
That was amazing. Oh my god, that was amazing. But
the whole thing. Did you ever go past the name
of Enzo? Do you ever? Do you know what an
Enzo Ferrari is?

Speaker 7 (11:03):
It is the most unique vehicle that they made. I
think they made, uh, maybe four hundred and ninety nine
of them in the whole country, and they like literally
made them. They stopped making them in something like two
thousand and I think it was two thousand and two
or something. They were so badass that even the Vatican.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
At one point had block kicked okay to raffle it
off for something.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
It's millions of dollars. They're so unique.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
The power behind that car and the idea when you're
a car person is just insanity, like the idea of
like the Enzo Ferrari.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
I mean, it's just very cool.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
He will he will grow into that personality. I believe
that thing. I think you become your name absolutely whatever
you know, Portia an Enzo end up driving.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
They won't.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
In fact, I'm sure I'm destined to buy them each
their own main cars.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
They're sixteen.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Here is and you know you hear me here, Brody was.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
You should have keep making movies because I got two
spoiled breadths on my hands.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
But all Brody wanted to do is rattle your cages.
It make some fun because the name rhymes, and I
like it as a show.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
You didn't get to rattle my cages because I think
it's cute.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Yeah, I think I think like it's a showbiz name
like ends crissns.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
So now you got my god, you're so funny.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
But now you got your answer, Brody, you got your answer.
This is why she wanted to do it, and that
this is really well.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
I think it's my children are so unique that they
needed unique names, and Portia Porsia I tried to make
as unique as possible. I think there's only one other
person that's in showbiz that actually has her name spelled
that way because she is not by the way, Portilla
Portillo was not having that whole po r t I
A and Shakespeare and blah. No, right, she's badass. She's

(12:56):
p O R s h A. That's it done. And
her middle name is badass too.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
Her middle names.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Lexus uh Chase, chase with a chase with chase with
a C or an essence at the end, with a
stuff very it's well thought out c h A s
C no idea.

Speaker 4 (13:23):
How thought out this stuff is? This is like so
thought out, it's.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Like it spelled. Our kids are in a position. You
pronounced it chase. What is it c ch a C
He's he's being a ball asking a serious questions. It's
spelled c ch a c chess chack. But you pronounce
it chase.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
You know you mean because the Jack and Jada no.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Okay, right after this, we're gonna drop the bombshell on
the original, the real reason why I'm calling you today.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
Hold on a second, I never even told you. I'm
just for the hell of it, just to bury him, scary.
Can I just have one more story?

Speaker 1 (13:59):
Well, I know we're coming right back with you, but yeah,
what did you want to say?

Speaker 4 (14:02):
There? Ready? Why Jack is Jakey? I'm gonna tell you why.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Okay, My father, who was into cars, okay, had gotten
himself some major sports car when he was, like I
don't know, just getting out of college or something. And
the story when that he wanted to put his name
on the license plate and so instead of putting his
name on the license plate, to put.

Speaker 4 (14:28):
His initials, jac and all his.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
Friends started calling him Jake, and so he got the
nickname Jake.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
And because it was on a car, it also goes.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
With my badass story of my badass kids with their
badass names and cars. And so therefore my son is
not called his grandpa's first name, but yet his initials,
which will ride on forever and also have a story
of a car involved with it.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
The ends case closed.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
So just to just to recap, now, your son's name
is Jake j A. C. Because your father's friends can't
read pretty.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Much, okay, pretty much. I love her.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
Pretty much, but made a great story for my kids.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
It's terrific and no, listen you, the whole theme is
just it's awesome. I have no theme for my three kids.
So I love that you have a son. She has
a vision. She had a vision, she knew, and she knew.
She was hoping for that boy so she could name him.

Speaker 4 (15:33):
I ended up with a girl and a boy.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Forget it.

Speaker 4 (15:35):
How great is that? Would have had to change my whole.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Thing, right, the whole thing your other daughter, Za can
I can I tell you I would have We would
have called.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
You ten minutes earlier.

Speaker 4 (15:53):
Scary.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
And I have a friend.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
When we come back from break, I'll tell you about
the friend that we both have who is named after
a car.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Also, absolutely you think of it, yes, exactly right after that,
it's the boys podcast. Man, we struck a chord. And
not only that, we still haven't gotten to the reason
why we're calling.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Yeah, so let me just the Bombshow we have a
friend was named after an old volkswagon. That's a that's
it's considered like one of an iconic car. But it's
not like a Ferrari iconic. It was like a unique
looking car they don't make anymore, called the Carmen Gia.
And our friend's father named her Gia after the Carmen Gia.

(16:35):
So she has to spend her life explaining why her
name is Gia.

Speaker 4 (16:39):
That's just not a good story about it, though. I mean,
I gotta talk to this guy like.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
You've got a much better story. You definitely do, all right,
So I thought I thought she had a decent story,
but next to yours, she needs a better story. You're
one hundred percent right.

Speaker 5 (16:54):
No, I mean a Gia, a Gea.

Speaker 4 (16:58):
They're gonna like either rule the world or be movie stars.
I'm not sure you.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Don't have to explain it. He had a Kia and
her name was Kea.

Speaker 4 (17:10):
Oh my god, that's horrible.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
Yeah, how you know it's a big responsibility naming your children.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
Scared?

Speaker 2 (17:18):
Well, can I tell you my kids? We were going
to name our first kid. We had to know because
when you're Jewish, you usually name somebody with the first
same first letter as a deceased relative. Right, we don't
do the juniors thing and the third and the fourth.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
No, no, no, no, no, So we had a name gathering.
By the way, you celebrate everything, you have some party
about it too, right.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
Yeah, we have yeah, baby naming ceremony.

Speaker 4 (17:44):
Relative No, the baby named ceremony. That's it. When does
that happen?

Speaker 1 (17:49):
It's not really a thing.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
You just you go to the temple, you tell them
your name that they do it like they do like
a prayer, and they give you a certificate. It's not
like a christening or a it's not like. It's not
as fancy anyway. We were just hang on girl names
and boy names with the letter J. And my wife
at the time this is, by the way, this is
nineteen ninety nine, right, two thousand, my wife wanted to

(18:12):
name our oldest if she was a girl, which ended
up being wanted to name her Jordan. And at the
time it wasn't. I don't offend anybody whose name is
Jordan or whose kid's name is Jordan. But that in
two thousand I knew a girl who was a stripper
named Jordan.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
And on uh, what's that Big House? What's the House?

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Show on CBS? Big Brother, No, Big Brother, the Big
Brother House. The girl on the show was named Jordan and.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
She was a stripper. So I said, look to my wife,
folks too, Jordan's I know the boat strippers. Sheaus, all right,
we won't name her Jordan. But now, Jordan's a cool name.
But at the time, I didn't want my daughter to
have a stripper name, not this anywhere own stripping. But
we're like, it's an bad omen. Too many strippers?

Speaker 4 (18:55):
Are you serious?

Speaker 1 (18:56):
But you know, but that was only but that's ephemeral.
It was there for that moment, see you just you
could just shook it off and been like, you know
what I'm gonna I'm gonna name her. I'm gonna name her.
We want to name her. Who cares about the stripper?

Speaker 4 (19:10):
What's the daughter's name?

Speaker 1 (19:11):
That's something Jay, that is enjoyed. Okay, now listen, all right,
all right, here we go. Let's go with the bombs
show secret I'll tell you later privately. And it's a
whole thing. I keep my kids out of my life.
So I was doing the podcast with Share and we
were hanging out. We're talking and we were just you know,
catching up on life as you do, as we always do.

(19:32):
And the next thing, you know, she introduces me to
baby Enzo Cassenza and and and Porsche was there, her daughter,
and we were just having a grand old time. And
as we're about to sign off the podcast, wait a minute,
does Enzo have one eyebrow?

Speaker 4 (19:48):
NOO's perfect?

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Okay, then it's not serious. Perfect, And all of a sudden,
her daughter Porsche, her daughter Porsche reveals this huge surprise
and says, uncle Scary, will you will you be the godfather?
And no, yes, that's awesome. Is it awesome?

Speaker 4 (20:17):
Though?

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Is it awesome? It's it's okay. I read that on
the no offense. Now, hold on a second. I don't
want to offend your share. But my initial my initial
reaction was, oh my god. I was like, I had
my my face palmed.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
But in it if you saw his face when we
said it, it was just perfect.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
It was yes here and shock. There's a lot of
responsibility in being a godparent of a child. Okay, Cheryl,
let me let me take all the things. I know
you love Scary. I know you love him, and he
is a wonderful person. He's never done any unfair life
human being. He is a very good human being. So

(20:58):
I understand completely why you chose him. I said yes.
I said yes. By the way, yes, good, Okay, some
things you need to scary he is getting get on
my knees, but oh hello, hello, No, I mean.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
To ask okay, like you really want him to be here.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
I haven't anyway, So some things you need to know.
I got questions.

Speaker 4 (21:17):
All I thought of, No, you don't understand the whole time. Wait,
I got to tell you this. The whole time.

Speaker 8 (21:21):
I was thinking about how we were going to ask,
and we were like we pulled up a sign and
Course is like, I don't know, and I'm like okay,
And then I'm like, maybe I should make it like
will you you know, like really cute, like an engagement
type thing. And I'm like yeah, but I can't go
on my knees at the podcast because then I'll be
out of frame.

Speaker 4 (21:35):
So I'm like, how do we do this?

Speaker 3 (21:36):
And we were talking about all this stuff and imagine
me doing this Bertie with my five year old. She's
like totally a goofball. So she's just like adding to
this and I'm like, oh, finally, forget it. We're just
gonna ask him together. So that's what I meant by
getting on my knees, Buddy, I got you.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
There's a couple of things you need to know.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
First of all, skin And we've talked about this many
times on the podcast and on the Morning show. The
only thing scary ever asks about kids When someone says, oh,
I a new kid. He was he doesn't know anything yet, Scary,
what's your one question?

Speaker 1 (22:03):
They are? They are? They are? They coloquy? That's it?
But you asked because I don't have any relatable I
got nothing. I got nothing. I have nothing in common
with inc I don't know. I don't think I did that.
He doesn't know what else to ask. He doesn't he
doesn't know about.

Speaker 4 (22:20):
Do you understand? Do you understand what a cool godfather
that is?

Speaker 3 (22:24):
That he's just like this awesome guy who has nothing
to add.

Speaker 4 (22:28):
To this at all, which is so cool because he's
just going to grow with the kid and learn.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
And now he's got a godson who is badass already.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
I got questions he gets to like see the kid grow.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
First of all, first of all, ask your questions. I
got the new questions. First of all, why me wasn't
there anybody better or cooler or closer to you? I
know you have relatives that are that are guys.

Speaker 4 (22:51):
I can't believe why why relatives? That's coming out in
my head. I can't even Okay, it's a big Italian family.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
That I'm going to be standing up there, and you
got people ten thousand times closer to you and your
family than me, and I'm going to be the guy
up there.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
Nope.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
So then to answer the question, answer the question.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
Okay, my phone rang, my phone rang twice yesterday and
I didn't get to it in time.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
That wasn't you calling to ask me first? Right?

Speaker 4 (23:19):
Well? Actually no, So why listen? You are a close second, Brodie.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
I'm sure. I'm sure now you are aware. Wait, answer
the question.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
Really wants to know why?

Speaker 1 (23:32):
I need to know why.

Speaker 4 (23:33):
I really want to know. Do you want me to
bring Scott in for this one? Or are you good
if I just answer?

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Just answer it because we got to move and and
and then I have a second.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Question, because here you are the absolute best uncle ever.
You absolutely are such a good friend to me. We
have been so close for so long, and there would
be nothing more than I'd want my son to see
than a wonderful person who works his ass off, has
a great outitude about family, and is the most loving person.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
So there, you really want to know why that's right,
And I think it's pretty cool. Okay, but you know,
and wait, one more thing.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
I think you actually could teach him a little bit
about being Italian if you really dig into your little Brooklyn.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
Roots over there.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
Because I I don't know what Brooklyn Italians like. I
only know what like Westchester Italians like. I think it's
a different.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
It's just the accent. I mean, it's all the same customs.
But I will say it's a attitude. But I'll say this,
and then my next question is to what extent of
a role do I need to play in the child's life?
Because what I heard, what I had heard was that
you don't just do this dipping in the water and
holding up the baby, taking some pictures and giving big gifts,

(24:46):
which all of which I'm capable of, by the way,
because I know I got to I gotta come correct
with the cash, all right, But what happens in the
event of an emergency, what happens if at the end
of at the end of the day, if like, don't
I become like the guardian of the child.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
In pretty much Yeah, scary, it's all about you.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
Yeah, the kid needs a kidney, scary, you got to
give it up.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
But like you, guys, anything, you better, Scary. The kid's
gonna want a Ferrari for sixteenth birthday too.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
No, but you're not hearing me out, fer That's right.
It sounds like you're saddling me with a kid in
the event that you guys pass. Okay, you're not getting
left the kid Scary, But I heard that that's what
happens with the god Parents. Is you You know that
when Scary Scary dropped greg T's kid off of bed, right.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
I've heard lots of stories about all of you.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
You know, he crushed it in the Bahamas. Am I
going to sign a document? I got, I gotta sign
a contract that looks like, so what what what the print?

Speaker 4 (25:46):
I'm not sure. I'm not sure yet what I'm gonna
make you sign. We'll figure it out. What is the
answer on this podcast?

Speaker 1 (25:51):
I need to know what the fine print is going
to say because you need to get him into a restaurant.
That's what to get into.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
I have listen, you already accepted that, so there's no
vaccies on this whole thing.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
The thing is is that at this point.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
You're you're officially stepped into the role as Godfather, and yes,
the tradition was was that you know that that those
people stepped in if something happens. But I do understand, Scary,
that you're not really in the parental spot yet in
your life, and that I don't know if that's where
you were going by it.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
Yet Scary asked me if he could rename the title
to God. And I don't want to commit to anything.
I can't even keep a plant alive. I went to
home depot and I picked up a little mini cactus. No,
a cactus which doesn't even need water, and I fucking
drowned the thing and now it turned brown and it

(26:44):
died a mini caccus. Hand to God, this thing is
is frigging dead over here. Because I might be like,
I'm like, you were supposed to sit there and just
leave it there, and I'm like, well I didn't. I wandered,
it didn't need water once in a while, and it drowned.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Okay, if it means anything to you, I can't keep
plants alive, EI though, Okay, but I kept my kids alive.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
All right.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
Listen, kids aren't like plants. And the other thing is
is that it's gonna have a very different, you know
type of meaning right now. But the truth of the
matter is is.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
That you are the official godfather, So that does come
with some responsibility, Scary, I mean, you know, it comes
with responsibility. It comes with you know, Porscha, what do
we always joke around and say, what.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
Do we say to Daddy all the time? What do
we say? Money? Money? My money, money?

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Cash? It comes with cash. See, Brody, I have a question,
share you have You have two kids, right, I assume
Porsia has a godfather.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
Porsia does have a godfather.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
I assume he will be a better godfather than Scary. No,
not Scary. We don't know what was the reaction of
the other godfather when you told them they were going
to be the godfather?

Speaker 4 (27:58):
Oh my god, this is amazing. What do I have
to do right now?

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Now? Scary's reaction to the same How would you describe
Scary's reaction?

Speaker 3 (28:09):
Almost the same reaction, except for he had a lot
more uh uh uh and he was very very shocked
and he's still scared now, which I love. In fact,
this phone call, let me say something, This phone call
makes my day because now I know that I did
exactly what I wanted to by asking Scary Jones to be.

Speaker 4 (28:24):
My child's godfather.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
This was exactly the reaction I wanted, exactly what I
wanted him to feel.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
I got to say, talk about this on the radio
tomorrow too. I'm a godfather. See the other guy, the
other godfather father? The other godfather doesn't come with a story.
Scary comes with a story and a career and a
and and and and fame and Instagram. It was a
smart move on.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
Your This is a this is a huge this is
a huge thing.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
Well you don't know who the other godfather is though?

Speaker 1 (28:55):
Okay, well it's is he somebody famous?

Speaker 4 (28:58):
I don't know if I'm allowed to disclose.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Oh sounds like leave the gun take the canoli kind
of guy. All right, thanks for your time Today's share.
I love you, I.

Speaker 4 (29:08):
Say, because you are amazing.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
We love you and I couldn't have asked for anybody
better to have.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
Well, don't expect Scary to teach your kid geography because
he doesn't know the first thing about it.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
You're a sweetheart, Thank you. Oh no, I know my geography.
I'm gonna take him. I'm gonna take him to the Netherlands.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
You watch you be taking him to like bar A
and like, that's.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Right, bar A, bar Amsterdam.

Speaker 4 (29:31):
We'll talk right, love, is that what it's called?

Speaker 1 (29:34):
No, that's an inside joke. We'll talk later. Bye, love you,
Bye guy, Bye Scary and Rode. Oh my god, it's
gonna take me days to recover from that news. It
still Hasn't you have child responsibilities?

Speaker 8 (29:51):
I know.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
I wouldn't even make you godfather for one of my dogs.
Not that you're not a good person, you know, it
just makes you nervous. Well, maybe even more nervous. Is
the first person I called was my girlfriend and I say, hey,
guess what, I'm gonna be a god. I'm the godfather
and shares kid and she laughed and then she goes,
you do realize that if they die, he becomes yours? Right,
That's like, that's not that's not how Mike what, That's

(30:14):
not how it works. It's not the same thing, all right.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
I will listen, you have to write a whole thing
up that if you die, who gets the kid? It's
not the godfather of the guidance.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Okay, I'm like, it's just it's a big responsibility. I've
never I've never been the father to anything. You gotta
be a You gotta be a role model god, a
source of inspiration, a font of knowledge, a font of money,
communion suits and whatever else you guys do anyway, So

(30:44):
all right, so I got that from here.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
I want to hear about your trip, and I want
to talk about who you didn't take on your trip.
But I said to you, I was going to make
a jingle like, oh what it's scary learned jingle so
we could set up this segment.

Speaker 6 (30:59):
Right.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
So, not working for the radio company anymore, I don't
have access to parody singers. No, right, I have to like,
you have to submit the request and you have to
ask for this.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
It's a whole pin in the balls, like where you
haven't been in the country when Brody, when Brody used
to be at the station, he would just send an email.
They would talk. He would Now it's like he's got
to go through this. No, I don't do anything well.
I make I do it right. But in this case,

(31:31):
Brody was short on time. I was short on time.
There was no way I was getting the jingle singers in.
I was on vacation. So what did you do well?

Speaker 2 (31:39):
I wrote some jingles for this, and then I thought
I'm gonna use technology, and I got an AI website
to take my lyrics. I put in the musical styles
I wanted, and I created five different jingles for Scary's trip.
So the lyrics are the same in each one, but
I want you to listen to them and listen to

(32:00):
what AI did.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Hey, I created the music. I told her where to
put the verses, where to put the choruses. I had
to do some work, but playing him one through five,
I played the first one the first. This is in
the style of Abba, because I thought, you know, Abbas
from is Swedish, and you thought you were going to
Sweden in the part of the Netherlands.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
So I hope all the lyrics are clear. If they're not,
I'll tell you what she's saying. But this is all
computer generated from my lyrics on my input.

Speaker 9 (32:27):
What the scam about the Netherlands is never bet And
then he was all the seed and he thought he.

Speaker 4 (32:34):
Was a scene.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
And when he was the Netherlands, he went to the house.

Speaker 9 (32:39):
And then Frank in the Redland this year you broke
the band. He went to thinking he was not the
Netherlens Denmark is not as closure as he thought it
wasn't another Less, it wasn't.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
He wasn't Netherless, it wasn't Norway. Then it wasn't.

Speaker 9 (33:13):
We're going to the netherlans the sunny most not.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
But that sounds like some eighties keyboard cassio chi. That's
what we put in. I put in an abbas, so
they gave me like an abba sound that I put it.
Let's let's let's reiterate and be clear again. You wrote
lyrics to this on a page and select the stylings
and whatever? Did you write the lyrics word for word? Yes, okay?

(33:47):
And then they and then they just picked music and
singers and sang your lyrics. Well not, there's no they
the computer. I put in verse one, verse two, chorus,
and I put the lyrics. I love it, And it
took the style and made the song. And then because
it knew a chorus like in that song, it changed
the ending on the chorus to an outro and and

(34:08):
reversed the lyrics. But otherwise it's I did it. How
much was this free ninety nine? Free ninety nine? Well,
I'll tell you, I'll tell you the truth. My friend
Eric from the It's Eric Nagel podcast. Eric with a
k our buddy. He had the program, and so I
sent him the information and he did that, and then
I got I went to a website and did a
couple of myself. So this is initially did it to

(34:30):
show me how to do it. A different styling of
the same stuff. This is europop because you were in Europe.
We're really gonna listen to this. Yes, the whole thing
all the way through. I want you to see what
the computer, what AI can do. There's five of these. Yeah,
they were no different, They're all different. What's the scary
learn about the leather lens?

Speaker 4 (34:47):
Is he now a bets and man?

Speaker 1 (34:49):
She was always he?

Speaker 9 (34:51):
He thought he was his Sweden body was lelens. He
went a fan Frank in the Red district. He broke
the bag.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
What he went there thinking he was smart?

Speaker 9 (35:08):
The Netherlands Denmark, he's not as he got it.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
They take themselves way too seriously. Okay, go to the
next one. Okay, what what styling is this? Alternate europop?
And a'll do grunge? Okay, oh my god?

Speaker 9 (35:33):
What did here learn about the Netherlands? Is he now
a betterment? He was always eaten? He probably wasn't making
but it was never less.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
What the hell is He went.

Speaker 9 (35:48):
To the house of fans Frank in the Red Light district.
He broke the bank.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
He went there thinking he was smart.

Speaker 10 (35:57):
But the Netherlands at Denmark, he's not a culture all.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Right, all right, all right, we get the picture. No,
but wait a second, these are this is not based
on a specific woman's voice. That they didn't didn't rip
a woman's voice. And you know, like, how did they
come up with that voice? It doesn't sound like a computer.
But because it's AI. When I told it I wanted europop,
they took a typical europop sound and I did grunge.

(36:28):
Listen when that sounds like we're grunge.

Speaker 9 (36:30):
Scary about the Netherlands, he was always he was in Sweden.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Body was ned. He went to the house. Brody's never
gonna He's never gonna leave his house again, David bebody,
He's just gonna be sit home writing fucking jingles and
punching him dude, putting them into AI all day.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
This for you?

Speaker 1 (37:01):
What this is?

Speaker 3 (37:02):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (37:03):
I get another one. I think this was a Swedish
metal but there's another.

Speaker 8 (37:06):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Yeah, I got play go to the middle here serious, Okay,

(37:30):
it's like Alison Chain's almost Oh my god. I mean,
the possibilities are endless here, endless and endless. Where was
this twenty five years ago? Scary? Where was the internet?
Twenty five minutes? It was rhetoric? Rhetorical? Everything is everything
right now? So how about that? How about that? I

(37:50):
got jingle? I got you jingles anytime I want now,
boom boom boom boom. Now I can't do parodies. It's
like you can't, it's not they're not there yet. But
we're getting there, all right, So Netherlands. Wow, eight minutes later,
here we are, so dude, that's content, bro. Yeah, I know,
I love it. I just we needed five of them. Anyway,

(38:11):
I liked it.

Speaker 4 (38:12):
I do.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
I do like the electric the electro pop one.

Speaker 4 (38:14):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Yeah, yeah, that's my favorite one. I mean, yeah, where
do I begin? I went to I went to Marbella,
Spain first, right, Yeah, not the neother one like bathing suit?
Yeah about that?

Speaker 2 (38:28):
Yeah, tell us that story, because it looked like you
bought a knockoff, which you never do, you boogie best,
well it was.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Montclair is a very famous brand from France, and it costs.
It costs crazy money, like five six, seven hundred dollars
for like a babby suit. Yeah, so what does it
do better?

Speaker 4 (38:46):
What is it? What?

Speaker 1 (38:47):
It's got a freaking Montclair patch on it. Next thing,
you know, I'm sitting there on the launch chair. It's status.
It's status, Brodie. As as that girl from the Bricklyman
Bronx said, I'm a braggart, you know, I gotta be
a how was its status to got a bag? I
got a brag? Okay, all right, all right, dude, I'm
being facetious. I don't know. Okay. So there was a

(39:08):
guy sitting there on the beach with a stack of
these bathing suits and he's like walking around, He's coming
up to everybody on the lounge chairs, and I'm like,
oh my god, I really liked that color of blue,
that the shade of blue was beautiful. So I humored
him and he goes he thirty dollars on the Montclair,
thirty dollars on the Montclair, like for thirty dollars, and

(39:29):
he goes, yeah, yeah, it's good, it's good. It's very good.
He wouldn't answer my question of is it real. He
just kept saying, oh, it's very good quality. He's a politician. Yeah, exactly.
Didn't answer the question. So my friend looked. My friend
looked at me and he's like, dude. He goes for
thirty dollars. I said, nah, I said, I said, I
wanted for twenty damn right, I said, twenty dollars. I'll

(39:50):
give us to you. I'll take it right now off
your hands. He goes, yeah, twenty five. You got a deal.
Twenty five. And I looked and I'm like, know what,
I'm supporting the local community. Well twenty two. Nah, I,
I didn't have fucking change. I'm gona get it. I'll
give you twenty five dollars supporting local businesses. He gives
me the bathing suit, he walks away, disappears into the ether.

(40:11):
I looked on the en seam of the bathing suit.
Tex says it's from prime Mark. From what Primark is
that like Walmart? It's like a British Uh, It's like
it's like one of those discount So it's probably nine
dollars in the store and you paid twenty five pretty
much pretty much that and then maybe that the patch

(40:32):
cost a dollar. He sewed it on. Now did you go?
So the I went on Claire style. I got that,
get home, I get back to his house, I'm like, oh,
let me try this on. It said it was a large,
but it wouldn't go up my fucking thighs. Dude, it
was a size small. So I can't even wear the
damn thing. So if anybody's a size small to men

(40:55):
medium mens, yeah, you know, I'll give you a free monk.
Their bathing suit, which I wish came on, came on Walmart.
Whatever is the crazy part though, is brody I put
I put a poll out after I posted it. It
sounds like your pole was all the way out with
that's it really was. It was hanging out and I
put the poll out and I said, you know, obviously

(41:17):
it's a fake. Would you pay twenty five dollars? Is
it worth it or what? Almost everybody was like seventy
thirty percent that said nothing wrong with that, No shame
in that game. Because I said, well, I said, well,
anybody know, and they said no way. Most people said
there's no shot anyone's gonna look at that and call
me out for it being a fake. I guess people,

(41:39):
you know people do that with handbags unless you really
really know, you know, you did you Google Image these
this para, it's the same patterne Yes, it looks it
looks the same color. The only difference is that I
could tell that's that's physical, that's visual on the outside.
Is you know when they have the they yeah, I

(42:00):
guess they're the the shoelace material that go around your
waist and you tie into a bow. You know how
the shoelace has the little plastic piece. Yeah. I have
a family member that works for the company in New
Jersey that makes those the little little tiny plastic plastic
hard tips that so yeah, so in this case it's
at the front of the bathing suit and you tie

(42:21):
it into a bow. Whatever. Well, if you look at
the the real Montclair those are made of like a
little like almost like a metal and they have like
a cap on it. My bathing suit it's made of
clear plastic and there and there's no cap on it. Right,
Those are called aglets. Aglets, So there's there's a problem

(42:42):
with the ag lit. Okay, so let me ask you
a question. Let's say that it was your size. Yeah, right,
let's say they fit beautifully. You paid twenty five dollars.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
You're not going to tell anyone they're fake, right, right, Okay,
Let's say you're in the South of France and you're
in a store and there's the same pair. You understand
it is pointless to spend five hundred dollars for the
exact same bathing suit minus the agletz you give it
twenty five dollars.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
That's what the That's what most of the people on
Instagram were telling me. They were like, it's stupid to
even think about paying the five hundred.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
If you buy a knockoff Rolex, I could see it
maybe not telling time as well, or not having their
like the diamonds on it.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
But so there's a slight difference. It's still gonna tell
you the time. If you buy a knockoff Gucci bag,
it's gonna look like a Gucci bag. Yeah, maybe if
you can like feel it a slight difference. And I'm
not saying ripoff designers. I'm not a fan of ripping
off the creed. Yeah, because I know people are out
there thinking about that right now, saying like, what are
you what are you doing here? You're supporting the black market. Hey,

(43:44):
nobody said what the guy look like? Dude? Please, I'm
supporting that. It was a terrible joke. Oh no, you
you you you're you're supporting like you know, people might
have theft or but that's not.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
What I'm getting into. What I'm getting into is you're
you're paying five hundred dollars for a bathing suit that's
going to cover your balls when you go on a pool,
and that's that's the purpose.

Speaker 4 (44:06):
I was.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
I was wondering if it was going to disintegrate when
I went in the water.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Yeah, yours, this the one you bought, probably wouldn't cover
your balls because you bought a kid small.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
Yeah, it was. It was definitely here. Everything was off
about this. I again, I will say, you're right, I
probably should rethink buying real ones versus fake ones in
anything going forward. Yeah, because I price right. I have
a billionaire, a multimillionaire. Then to you five hundred dollars

(44:33):
for a bathing suit is like, no, shut up, dick,
I will say, I talking about it. I said, if
you're a millionaire, what's it doing you? I do you
you call me a millionaire?

Speaker 4 (44:41):
No?

Speaker 2 (44:41):
I said, if someone's a millionaire, a five hundreds a
bathing suit is like nothing. I'll take your apology.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
Now anyway, not apologizing to the r S. All right,
I have it. I went to France and I saved
twelve hundred dollars off of a Montclair jacket. I bought
an authentic Montclair jacket in France. Now's the scary. I know,
that's the scary. Everyone, Well, this was This was like
a couple of years ago, and now that I think

(45:07):
about it, if I'm being honest, if I would have
gotten that same jacket that was a fake with just
the Montclair patch on it, I don't think anybody would
know because everyone says, oh, it's a great jacket. Oh
it's a Montclair. Oh nice. They don't scrutinize it. Nobody's
ever questioned me if that was a reel or a fake. Yeah,
because it's real though, so they didn't nobody even if

(45:29):
it was fake. When my point is, did you buy
the jacket? Does it have the Is it the best
looking jacket you've ever I love it. It's my favorite maroon.
It's like a windbreaker jacket. It's beautiful. I love it.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
Is that the long one, the long puffy one not puffy, no,
and but it's got it's long though, right, it's on
your knees no, No.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
It's a jacket. It's it's just a springtime windbreaker jacket.
It's maroon. Thinking of you, I liked it. I liked
the color, it was unique. And the fact that I
knew that I was getting all the tax, I wasn't
paying tax and I was. It's a good deal. Then, yeah,
because that same jacket in America a year later was
eight hundred dollars more. I believe something like that. Some stupids.
Why people buy stuff and you're bring it back in

(46:09):
South that's exactly well, I didn't sell it, but anyway,
My point is had it been a knockoff, I probably
no one would have would have called me out on it,
all right, So anyway, so that so that's what I
did there, all right. Now, Now back to Amsterdam. What
did I do? Went to I walked to the Red
Light district. Can you believe my friends didn't want to

(46:31):
go there. They're like I might. No, no, no, no,
and for no other reason, because of the history and
it's the unique, most unique place in the war.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
No.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
My point is it's what it's famous for. You do
the famous thing. Regardless, I'm not saying you actually a
bibe in I'm not saying you're going you're walking into
these rooms with these women and having prostitute and the
Statue of liberty. In this case, the statue Liberty will
be naked. It's a tourist thing. It's just it's sight
to see. You gotta go to the red light district.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
There's naked people all over the and you have sex
in the windows of storefronts.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
I waited till the last night, and I said to
my friends, you pussies. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa wa No,
oh wait, bad, bad choice of words. I said, what
you're talking to the people? I said, what is your
hang up about not walking through the red light district
for fifteen minutes? Humor me. We're gonna take an uber there.
I'll pay for the damn uber. We'll all go in

(47:28):
the uber. We'll walk through the back and forth through
the alleyways. We'll see the sights, we'll see what this
the legend, the legacy, the main thing of this, what
this city is known for. And we will take an
uber back. And only two of my friends came with me.
The rest said, nope, we're not coming. So we walked

(47:49):
me Lloyd and Jay walked through the red light district.
And uh, I gotta say the women were not trashy.
That wasn't the trashy part. It was the filth on
the streets walking up and down. It was the five
hundred to one ratio men to women from around the
world in like cat calling. The women in the wolf

(48:10):
packs like they're going at the windows like yelling, and
it felt like I was up about that about reading respectful. Well,
it was brody. I swear it was no better than
Bourbon Street in New Orleans. Sorry if you're a fan
of anyone, but it's like it's filthy, it's crowded, it's disgusting.
And those were the streets and then they honestly, they

(48:32):
were red lights over each window. The women looked like
they were something out of like Friggin' Fortnite or something
or No No with Grand Theft Auto. It was like
because it was like those type, but it was the
women had these favorable, these beautiful light on them. Some
of them I thought was AI themselves because it was

(48:54):
didn't look real. But they were in the windows. They
were like sucking lollipops. They were making like faces at
the guy was like, hey, come on in here, and
then if if the curtains were closed, then they were busy, occupied, occupied.
And if the curtains were open, they were right there,
and they were like hoping that you would literally open
the door next to them and go in the room
with them. But we didn't do that, of course we

(49:15):
we just we walked up and down we saw we
needed to see. It's an experience to check it and
check it off. The box checks out.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
It's like it's like Chinatown in New York, except the
Chinese food's naked.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Yeah, you just have to see it. You have to
experience it once. Will I go back there again, Probably not,
but I would go back to Amsterdam though. It's one
of the most beautiful cities I've ever been to. It was,
it's gorgeous, lots of canals. Here's what I learned in
the Netherlands. There's more canals in Amsterdam than there are
in Venice. That's correct, all right. Eighty percent of all

(49:47):
people in the Netherlands.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Own a bicycle, own a bicycle, and they and they
ride like maniacs in and out of the cars. And
all the cars are like smart cars as small, so
the parking spaces are ridiculously tiny. These bike You can't
own a Dodge Charger in Amsterdam. No, kates aren't wide enough,
these bike spaces aren't big enough.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
Brody. The people think all right, they all right, Brody
just said the bikers whatever up and no, no, no,
you have to understand slices, streams of biker traffic. They
don't let up. You can't cross the street because there's
so much. And again it's not one, and then another three,
and then it's people. It's everybody, everybody. It's bike bike bike, bike, bike,

(50:29):
bike bike stream and they will fucking run you over.
If you're a pedestrian, you are not safe. These bikers
own the fucking road right They have a pack mentality.
And I scared for I was scared for my own
life when I was in the ubers because they came so.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
Of the bikes that's right on, They ride right alongside you,
they cut you off.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
They don't like how is it that? How is it
that there's not more bike accidents every day. Harry Jones
is the guy that hates bike lanes in New York
City and went to the biking capital of the world.
Oh my god, it was.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Where everybody every because it's a very environmentally friendly city,
so there's very few cars. It's it's all and you
can walk everywhere. It's it's just it's a small city
compared to New York. I don't know where you guys live, slices.
You may be in a small city. It's not a
big city. But you can walk around, but you really
have to like look both ways because the bikes are like, take.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Your feet off. They own the road. They like Italy
where it's all vespas. So it's a bike. So it
was fun. It was a good time there. It has
a great food. My friends did all the all the
food hunting. I was just sat there and I enjoyed
all of it. And uh and then I went to, oh,
the Vincent van Go Museum. Did you know what?

Speaker 4 (51:41):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Ah, that's a cut off your ear joke, ladies, Joe,
thank you everybody yet, but Brody, I traveled all the way.
You've got to go to van Go. That's what they say,
Van Vincent van Go Museum. You know, my favorite painting
of all time, Starry Night is the only one?

Speaker 3 (51:57):
You know?

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Well, no, is that the only one? Sunflowers? Okay, but
hal's again no, no, you ready for the plot twist? Yeah.
I go all the way to Amsterdam to the Vincent
van Go Museum, and I'm like, oh, gotta see Starry Night. Wait,
what do you mean Storry Night is not inside the

(52:18):
Vincent van Go Museum, David Brody, do you know where
Storry Night is?

Speaker 3 (52:22):
I do.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
It's a museum of modern art in New York City.
I had no idea. But could you imagine, dude, you
would be the motherfucker trying to get your money back.
What do you mean Story Night's not here? No, I
wouldn't because I would have known them before. I researched
my trip.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
Listen, when I go away, especially with my wife, she
researches everything.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
There is nothing left a chance. She has restaurants, we're
going to, street tours were going to. We don't wing anything.
How is a museum called the Vincent Vang Museum. How
does it not have its most popular painting? So the
second most popular painting, Saw the Flowers, was in there. Okay, great, nice,
It was all right. It was cool.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
Because paintings go on loan, they go on tour, people
buy them and donate them to the museum.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
It's permanently at the moment in New York City, Yes,
because somebody decided to put it there. But it's not
like Van Gold gave it to them. Van went to
New York City. So yeah, I love that you. Uh yeah,
And I learned about he went fucking crazy. He was
admitted to an insane asylum. Yeah, because he was a
nut job. He cut off his own ear. He got

(53:31):
into a fight with Paul Gogan, the other painter staying
with him whatever, I don't know. Then he cut off
his ear and like impressed his ex girlfriend or something.
I have no idea. But on this last day he
was going to paint something in the fields of Amsterdam
and he basically just I guess he shot himself with
a chest or he took a knife to the chest.
I don't know. He killed himself, bludgeoned himself, died three

(53:54):
days later. Awful ending. Anyway, Yeah, he had he had
a fight with Paul Gogan, and uh, you're right, and
then and then and then yeah, and then and then
I will say, on a serious note, the Tulips, Oh no,
that's a not serious note. The tulips went to the
Tulip Festival. Did you tiptoe to the Tulips? It was great.
I have a picture. I posted my picture of me

(54:16):
amongst a field of tulips. That was a lot of
on did you wear wooden shoes? The what do you
call those clogs? Clogs? The wooden shoes, moccasins, no clogs anyway, no, uh.
And then finally, uh, the frank Museum. Wow, that was

(54:36):
very very moving. Thank you to my boy Nils, there's
a radio broadcaster in Amsterdam. He was the one who
hooked all of us up with these tickets. And uh,
you get to go into the house, into the annex
that they built, and then the original bookcase was there,
the bookcase that was basically the the passageway to the

(55:01):
hidden department. They're the hidden apartment, and we got to
walk through it. We walked through the apartment, the room
where Anne and her sister Margo stayed, and and it
was it was very eerie. It was very eerie. And
then and then we went into the room all the
other rooms back there. And I didn't think they were

(55:22):
we were going to be able to get.

Speaker 4 (55:24):
That far in.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
I didn't know that you actually get to physically walk
through it. But yeah, they had to remain silent like
all day because there were people working in that house
in that area, and I don't know how Neils pulled
it off. We got the bonus VIP VIP tour where
they said, we usually don't we usually don't show Otto's

(55:48):
office the father, but that's not really part of the tour.
But we're going to take you in there. So they
brought us behind the barricades with one key that unlocks
the office store, and they brought all my friends and I,
all of us into the my friends and me. You're
gonna correct me now now, that brought us into her

(56:11):
father's office, which pretty much looked like it did in
the nineteen forties because very little had changed. And we're
standing there and brodium out of that man. The importance
of Otto, Frank, I don't know. I mean well, I
mean I was saying he was the one, he was
the only survivor, and then he was the one who chronicled,

(56:33):
he got he got her works out there. He was
the one who held him and his sister in law.
No somebody else was was at or was it next
of kin. Anyway, he was a major part of the
reason why exactly we know the story his office has
gotta be awesome. Chills, chills, and my friends are looking
at me and they're like, fucking Scary Jones. Man, he

(56:55):
somehow pulled the Scary Jones in another country in one
of the most important pieces of the twentieth century history
history house with one of the most important pieces of work,
crazy that chronicles the most awful time in one of
the most awful times in the world's history. And you

(57:18):
find a way to open a velvet rope and get
in somewhere else. I got in. I got into the
Dad's office, not even I can't. It's dude, no words. Man,
that was a very big highlight. And I would have
been pissed if I would not have gotten into the
would have caused the scene at Dan frank House. No,
if I would have been upset because I would go

(57:38):
all the way to Amsterdam. When are they gonna go
back to Amsterdam? I got to the places to conquer. Yeah, well, listen,
you go back to the same four countries a lot.
You could go back to Amsterdam. I listen. I so
imagine how you felt and how what you experienced going there,
and then imagine what it's like to be Jewish and
go there. Yeah, and know that they went through that

(58:01):
simply because of being born and learning different fables than
other people. Stories I took. We took the audio tour,
so I learned a lot. Yeah, so what we did
he had the headphones on. Yeah, yep. They did a
nice job with that.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
You know what's great is that house used to be
one of like a whole street full of old houses.
But now it's like it's it's right on the water.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
And how about that. Did you see the Chinese restaurant? No,
the giant Chinese restaurant on the water.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
No, I didn't see that. Oh yeah, huge.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
But they they stuck a museum on the side of it,
so you go in like this modern building that leads
you into what's.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
Left of the house. Amazing what they did. I'm glad
you got to go. And the other thing I learned
in Holland or sorry, in Amsterdam is that, yes, it
is the Netherlands. Okay, I learned their flag. It's it's
like the French flag, but sideways. That's what you learned.
What else did I learned? An area? An area, yes, yes, yes?

(58:59):
And weedon in Norway this Scandinavia, yes, yes, everything everything,
everything very good? All right. When we come back, we
got to talk about tipping the.

Speaker 9 (59:07):
Glen Boys podcast.

Speaker 4 (59:09):
We will be right back.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
I love how you're just gonna let me skirt by
the fact that my girlfriend wasn't on this trip. Oh
I was gonna save that. But so I'm watching Scary's
trip and I'm seeing all these great places he's going to. Now,
I went to Amstamp my wife, and I gotta tell you,
being with your with my wife made the trip completely
different because there's there's no one in the world I

(59:33):
would rather have been with than than my wife. Right,
you had to text me and ruin my vacation. The
beauty of the of the city.

Speaker 2 (59:40):
I mean, even the red light district was We had
fun walking together as a couple, but like, it's such
a beautiful romantic We took canal rides, like if I
went with Scary or my boys, like, it wouldn't have
been the same. And this whole time, I'm thinking, boy,
you know, Scary is not the romantic type, but it's
hard to not be romantic in this city.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
But you know, it's his boys. It's this week away
with the boys. I get it. And then he puts
up in addition to all his sight seeing stuff. Oh
happy birthday, Robin Scary Jones went away with his boys
during his girlfriend's birthday. Okay, O the fuck? Okay, I'm

(01:00:20):
you know. So he texted me, what would you go?
Text me? He goes, you left Robin on her birthday
podcast podcast. Oh my great, can't wait to hear this
on the fucking podcast. The very brief backstory. And I know, God,
we're running out of time. I got to talk about

(01:00:43):
we have that one. We have another break after this.
My point is this, Okay, I'll be brief about this.
When it was originally this was a fiftieth birthday present
to me, from me to me, from me, from me
to me and all of my friends who were also
turning fifty this year. This was a boy's trip. And

(01:01:05):
when it was proposed to go during this week, this
was back in October. It was still your girlfriend's birthday.
They were right, and I put the kebash on this week.
I said to my friend Jay, I said, Jay, you're
the planner. He's plan or plan or he's planned right.
You put your foot down, I said to him. I said, Joe,
where am I going? No shot, it's a Robin's birthday week.

(01:01:29):
Been with her for fifteen years. I need to be
in the city with her celebrating her birthday that week
for our fiftieth birthday. Trip boys, trip is off limits,
out of the question. You can go any time between
now and the end of December. Good, Yes, I have
eight weeks vacation. Bright the Morning shows on vacation every

(01:01:49):
other week. I have plenty of time, plenty of time.
And he goes, well, this is the week that works
best for us. I'm like, well, I'm sorry, man, what
do you want me to do? And you stood your ground?
Ye I stood. I'm trying to line the sand right here.
But it is the love of my life. I have
to be there for her. She would be there for me.
No way am I going. You couldn't drag me there, Brodie,
I did. I said all that, and I got the

(01:02:11):
final word and I walked away and I said, I said,
and that's the end of it. Yeah, he stormed out.
I'm gone right, and you all and James boys anymore so.
And one day Robin was being picked up by Jason
and Denise my the husband and wife to come to
a party in Jersey to meet us. So I was

(01:02:31):
going to meet I met, I met my girlfriend with
and Jason and Denise at a party in Jersey, but
they had a lone time with her. They had alone
time and we get to the party and Jason says,
comes over me. He goes, hey, how you doing good?
Seeing you? Yes? By the way, you're coming to Amsterdam

(01:02:52):
in May. And I'm like, what, No, he goes, Yep,
he goes. I worked on her. What you say, hey? Well,
she was in the backseat of the car, me and Dee.
We were driving with an hour drive, and I brought
it up to her and I told her that even
though it's your birthday weekend, that's the best weekend all

(01:03:14):
the guys could go. Would you allow Scury to go?
So they guilted her. I don't know if they guilted
her or if you had nothing to do with putting
them up to it. Let's be clear, zero very so
as you stood your ground, I stood my ground. And
he said, and she said, she goes, you know what,
you only turned fifty once. She goes, she goes, and

(01:03:34):
it's not a big birthday for me. If it was
a big birthday, I'd have a problem with it. Fuck it,
that's how cool my girlfriend is. David Brody, She said, yeah,
go let him go. Yeah, absolutely, you guys go okay,
But you realize she's not going to tell you a
friend and his girlfriend in a car. No, she's not
gonna say to him. Well, I didn't feel like she
was cornered, So that is the other thing that Well.
I went back to her. Then afterwards, I said, are

(01:03:56):
you sure you're okay with this? Because you were in
a weird sit situation in their car and he was
a conversation. She's going to say, I feel like that.
She goes, No, she goes, I'm really okay with it.
Trust me, I'm okay with it. So so I I
thank her for allowing me to go. Because so, tell us,
tell us slices, what you brought her back from the Netherlands.

(01:04:19):
What kind of what kind of ballpark? What kind of
souvenir did you get her to thank her for this moment?

Speaker 7 (01:04:26):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
No, no, we're going to celebrate, you know, we're going
to celebrate her birthday and I'm going to get her
a gift and we're gonna do it the right way.
We're gonna do it. Why would you bring it back
from Medlins. I'm just curious. What should I have brought
her back. I didn't bring her back anything. So she
got the story where your friend Jason girlfriend talked her
out of wanting a souvenir. No you know that too. No,

(01:04:47):
you know something. You didn't see one thing that said
that would be my girlfriend. I love her. I think
it'll buy a flower. I think it would have been
offensive refrigerator now, because why would she want a remembrance
of the time she let me go to Amsterdam and
I fucked her over on her birthday? Does she really
need a shot glass from fucking Amsterdam at that shot?
Here's what you do.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
You go and buy her a piece of jewelry with
like a diamond tulip or something that's Holland like Holland escort,
something that says Amsterdam.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
Remark, so that you could go, honey, I couldn't. All
I did was think about you while I was gone.
I had a good time with the boys, but I
was thinking to you. So I got you this picture
of a naked lady in a store. Something I fucked up.
It's not exactly a very romantic thing. You know that
I gave her something. I went on trips.

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
I always brought my wife's jewelry. If I could or something.
I was like, Hey, listen, I went to the Bahamas.
They sell turquoise. I got you his turquoise ring.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
You got nothing you didn't get her, like wooden shoes,
like something that I make it up to her inother ways.
I show my love in other ways I'm not. I'm
not big on buying souvenirs on vacation either. You buy
her something that says I was thinking about you. I
couldn't help but think about you while I was on
a beach buying a bootleg bathing suit. God, you got

(01:06:04):
to teach me how to be in a relationship, David Brother.
Oh listen, I'm listen. My wife will tell you I'm
not good at it, but I can tell you what
you did wrong. All right? Moving on, moving on?

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
Uh, I wrote a song because we were talking about
I don't want to play the song yet. I wrote
a song about the tipping culture we have in this country.
I thought of it when I told you I went
to the rock concert and the and the multi millionaire
guitar player's son wanted me to tip him for handing

(01:06:37):
me his shirt.

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
Right, they turned that screen around.

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
But then before I could play it on this podcast,
my friend told me about a restaurant he went to
in Miami.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
Scary to have the receipt. I sent you a text
message with the receipt. Yes, I see the receipt right now. Okay,
I pulled it up. Okay, restaurant, I want you to
I don't know the name of the restaurants. I've not
gotten the name yet, but on the receipt, if you look,
he had sweet potato fries and h you got a

(01:07:08):
glacier lagger and a burger and you know, sometimes they
put in like if you're a party of five or more,
it'll say like eighteen percent c or twity added to
the tip, added to the check. Yep, I want you
to tell me. He had no choice. It was already
put on the I've never seen this. We're gonna talk
and then we'll play my song. Yeah, what is it?

(01:07:30):
He was charged? Well, first of all, it's written three
times the size and in bold, so they weren't hiding it.
They were very proud to put this two point five
percent kitchen appreciation tip on the bill for him. Thanks
for deciding for such a thing kitchen appreciation. So I wondered,

(01:07:52):
did he ask what that means? And who that goes to.

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
Yes, they said, the kitchen staff that prepared your order.
That's their tip, and it left the spot for him
to tip the waitress.

Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
Now wait a minute, so the waitress gets your tips. Wait,
the waitress doesn't share the tips with everybody else.

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
When you are a waitress, depending on the restaurant, you
tip out the bartender, the bus boy, but you you don't.
You rarely tip out the cooks unless they did you
a favor, like if they did a fast remake for
you because you messed up the order and they get
you a remake right away, you might give them a
little something. Hey, thanks for hooking me up. Make sure
I got you know, got the food out quickly. But look,
I've no offense to anyone who slices if you work

(01:08:32):
in the restaurant. I worked in kitchens for years, so
I'm not saying this is someone who doesn't, you know, relate.
When you work in the kitchen, you make, even if
it's not a great salary.

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
You you get minimum wage at least, right, yeah, you
get you get whatever the minimum wages in your state
minimum that's why they call minimum wage. You're making eleven
twelve fifteen dollars an hour. Whatever. Well, again, your state
could be different. But if you're a waitress, you make
like two bucks an hour and you live off of tips?
Do this place has decided, whether you like it or not,

(01:09:04):
you are paying a two point five percent kitchen appreciation tip,
whether you appreciated the kitchen or not. Correct. What if
you ordered a drink and you didn't even order a burger?
You just have to pay the kitchen appreciation tip. I
guess you do. And what if I pay with a
credit card? Am I getting banged for four more percent
for paying with a credit card? Holy shit? So he
had a burger and a couple of drinks. He's walking

(01:09:25):
out with a sixty dollar bill plus he's tipping the kitchen, yep,
and he's tipping the waitress. A tip for what? That's
what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (01:09:36):
A tip for what?

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
A tip for what?

Speaker 3 (01:09:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
Exactly, I was going for?

Speaker 4 (01:09:42):
What?

Speaker 8 (01:09:42):
Got it?

Speaker 4 (01:09:42):
Go?

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
What's different? You just di what you just did?

Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
What for? What?

Speaker 5 (01:09:55):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:09:59):
Get another course? All right? This is uh a little
weight lengthy here tip for what you really did? You
really need that? You checked the square? Very angry, very

(01:10:23):
angry for what you've got?

Speaker 4 (01:10:29):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
Okay, bo my goodness, A tip for what? A tip for?

Speaker 3 (01:10:36):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
A tip for what? I do feel bad for the
kitchen staff, though as a as a person you got
to see both sides of it. Yeah, in the kitchen
when I was a waiter, no, I would sometimes cop
a tip and we didn't share. We shared with each other.
We pulled it. But then the people in the kitchen,

(01:10:57):
they got squat because because they because they're getting paid
a full salary, well are they? Though they usually be
the ones being taken advantage of it, and they usually
get paid the least there rener cent.

Speaker 2 (01:11:06):
They should get paid more money in most places, but
the waitress gets paid two thirty cents or three do
whatever the minimum wages for waitresses.

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
Let me see what it is now, Hold on what
I do think is happening here in this Pacific restaurant,
And I do think that they pay them so low
that it's embarrassing in the kitchen, and you are footing
the bill for the rest of their salary to compensate
to make something decent. I don't know, Brodie, this is

(01:11:34):
this is really mind boggling. So anyway, all right, but
imagine that never heard of it, all right, kitchen appreciation.
We're running so late today.

Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
All right, well, I want to just if I could
take take a minute. I want to talk about what
I did and I need your opinion on something that
happened afterwards.

Speaker 1 (01:11:53):
Okay, go for it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:54):
So I told you on the on Slice time that
I went. I went out with my cousin and we
were spotted at car Mines and someone said, oh, I
tell you what your wife, But it wasn't my wife
was my cousin. So we went to car Mines and
you know, Glenn, Glenn's the best. Glenn is uh, the
big the big poo bah, He's the best. He runs
car Mines, Love Virgil Love Glenn. He runs multiple locations

(01:12:16):
around the world of car Mines. Anyway, he sits down.

Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
With us, the two of us at the table, and
the waitress comes over and says, oh, I've ever been
here before. So Glenn laughs.

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
I'm like, yeah, I've been coming here for like twenty
five years. So she says, oh, I let me take
what the specials are, and my cousin says, oh, I'll
have that. That sounds great. I'll have the chicken special.
There's only two of us, so I say I'd like
the chicken palm please, she says to me, scary me,
palm pockets. She says, you know it's it's six pieces
of chicken.

Speaker 1 (01:12:46):
It's really big.

Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
Well like that was supposed to scare you. Yeah, I'm like, yeah,
that that's why I come here. That coming here for
twenty five years. I have to have the chicken palm.

Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
Just it's a lot of food for the table. I
take it to go. I ordered the big clams.

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
I can't go to without getting the bag clams, the
best fucking big clams on the planet. And she's like,
you realize it's like a whole plate of check. I go, yes,
I understand. And Glenn's laughing his ass off. He says, Door,
you don't understand. He would live here if he could
live here. In fact, he said to me, you should
work here. I go, what, because, yeah, you should work here.

Speaker 1 (01:13:19):
You know the food, you know, the the breast.

Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
I go, question, I gain I gain one hundred pounds
a week. Anyway, So we go to the Broadway show.
We went to see Appropriate, which is a relatively new
show on Broadway. You know, Sarah Paulson is right, of course,
in the morning show, a bunch of times. She's the
star of the show. She's one of the three kids.
It's it's a show about three families who inherit their

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father's house and everything he owns when he passes away
and what they find in the house.

Speaker 1 (01:13:47):
It's fucking hilarious. And Corey Stole is in it. You
know Corey Stole is. He was in House of Cards,
he was in Billions, in You Know What, in Aunt Man,
he played Yellowjacket in the ant Men movies. He's terrific.

Speaker 2 (01:13:59):
One of the best show as I've seen in a
long time. And I think it's only running from the
month or two I put up on Instagram. But definitely
go see appropriate on Broadway. Yeah, I doesn't tell you
anything right about the show. While we're talking about Broadway shows,
I went to see one last night.

Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
I went to see Hell's Kitchen. The show Basket Alicia
Keys is life loosely based excellent, excellent show. And the
girl who plays Alicia, what a set of chops on
her pipes? Pipes pipes chops pipe Oh, chop chops is
musical chops, Okay, musical chops whatever, But she was so

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it's basically the music of Alicia Keys and it's you know,
it's based in you know, Hell's Kitchen, the neighborhood in
New York City where Alicia grew up. And it was
again they said, loosely based on her life. I don't
know how much of it is true or false or
how much was uh was part of the embellish.

Speaker 8 (01:14:53):
Show.

Speaker 1 (01:14:55):
The highlights for me was the choreography with the dance beautiful.
I mean, it was all very set in the late
in like the nineties. There's a lot of like nineties
style dancing. A lot of reminded me of like the
TLC esque days with the what they were wearing, the
Fu boo and the Tommy Hill figure, you know, those

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oversized shirts and stuff. It was really really cool to
see that. Actually, so that's that would be like mid nineties, right.
And the four or five leads, Oh my god, their
voices they were so powerful. I look over at Robin.
She's crying so mission accomplished?

Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
Was she enjoying the show? Is she thinking about how
you left her to go to Amsterdam? You are the
son of a bitch, Okay, so let me love the show, Robin?

Speaker 1 (01:15:44):
And I said, Robin, why are you crying? And She's like,
I don't know when a show is good, it just
gets to me, man.

Speaker 4 (01:15:50):
It just you know.

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
She was all in her feelings good. I had to
tell you I didn't cry during appropriate. But there's a
couple of scenes that are very funny. But there's a
reel at one point involving a kid. That's all I'll say.
One of the kids in the show. I thought my
eyes were going to pop out of my head. It
was so ridiculously funny. You don't expect it. It was amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
The show is fantastic. But I want to tell you
about two things. A couple of times during the show.

Speaker 1 (01:16:18):
I heard music.

Speaker 2 (01:16:20):
I heard like, what's the Neil Diamond song Sweet Caroline? Yep,
and it sort of fit in with the show. We
were sitting on the orchestra, but a little towards the back,
and in the back is the exit to the theater
right most theaters, so we weren't. We were maybe like,
I don't know, sixty to fifty sixty feet from the street,
and I've never heard a sound inside of a theater,

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but I hear I'm here in Sweet Caroline. Then I'm
hearing like other eighties songs, which is weird because it
fit into the show at some points. Then it was
a couple of points where it didn't make sense in
the show. It sounded like someone was upstairs in the
house listening to music, and the scene was taking place
in the living room. So I'm like, all right, I
guess I guess they're trying to say, like this, people

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upstairs listening to music. And so after the show, I
go outside, and you know what a handsome cab is. No,
a handsome cab is like it's like a rickshaw. It's
a it's a little wagon and a guy peddling a bicycle.

Speaker 1 (01:17:18):
Oh yes, and it's and these days that they're all
decked out with you know, like glitch lights and stuff
like that. I think the handsome cabs are like the
horse and they play loud music, right, so all of them.

Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
What they do is like if you go, like we
went to a Harry Styles concert with my daughter, when
you come out, they're all playing Harry Styles of course, right,
they're trying to appeal to you.

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
Get in them, get it, get in and take a ride.
These particular cab whatever you call them, These these uh,
these rides were mimicking the music of the musicals on Broadway,
Diamond Musical. So they were playing Neil Diamond, right, but
they I was hearing it in the theater and the
like I could faintly hear it. Oh okay, So they

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were blasting lights and it's like sweet Carol, but you
can hear from like five blocks that circle. So we, uh,
we were parked right across the street at the garage.

Speaker 2 (01:18:09):
So as we're waiting for our car, the cops pull
one of them over and they take apart his entire
thing and they're measuring the speaker sizes and they're measuring everything.

Speaker 1 (01:18:19):
They're regulated regulated. It's too loud because they were really
like probably got their decibel meters out too, Yes, yeah, wow,
so I think they got this. One guy got a
ticket because he's blasting this Neil Diamond music and attract
people to get into his ride. Hilarious, unbelievable jockey for
position over there, here's the kicker. What's that? You know?
I want to tip the driver in the valet parking

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in the garage of course, Now, how much do you
give five bucks? What valet not valet like in a
car garage parking car? Well, seeing that the seeing that
the cost of parking is in New York City is
forty dollars, Yes, folks, forty dollars to park your car

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in New York City. Mine was thirty three, all right.
It's usually between thirty and forty, okay, maybe even fifty sometimes.
I always, I always throw them a fiver, always give
them five bucks as all right. Well, that kind of
shit's on my story, but i'll tell you the story.
I'll take it for it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:17):
So we have to go back to Carmines because we
put up, we left all our leftovers and the refrigerator.
They do me a favor because you can't bring the
leftovers into the Broadway show. So Glenn's like, I'll put
the leftovers in the refrigerator. So we walk back to
car Mines, which is east of west of Times Square,
and the theaters on is east of Times Square. Sure,
we cross over Times Score on forty fourth Street, and
we get our leftovers. And I say to my cousin,

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I don't have any change. I only have a ten
dollar bill. Then they get they get nothing then, right,
So I don't want to not give him a tip.
I want to give him like two three dollars. I
give him like two three dollars. I don't have a
BMW like you do. So, and I figure it's not
the car.

Speaker 1 (01:19:57):
Yes, it is a nice to car. I got to
give him big a tip. But okay, you told Elvis
you agree with me. Shut up. Elvis drives in with
a fancy call.

Speaker 2 (01:20:04):
I gotta give a bigger tip because it's because damage
to the car is more valuable. Anyway, So I'm in
Times Square and I said to my cousin, what do
you got? Just only have a five? I go, well,
I gotta get a change.

Speaker 1 (01:20:15):
No, you don't give him a five. My cousin says,
give him the five. I go, I don't want to
give a five. Yes, I don't have a job because
of him. Three doesn't matter. No, okay, okay, all right,
well were regardless. Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:20:29):
So so I'm like, I gotta get changed. So I
go up to the ice cream truck and I say,
can I how much ice cream? I'm figuring ice creams
like three dollars? I got a ten dollar bill in
my pocket. He says, uh, it was like it was
like seven dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:20:44):
I said. I'm like, I'm on pay spend a seven
dollars ice cream? So I go over into the food truck.
I go, hey, how much for how much for the soda?
They go four bucks? Are you four bucks for a soda?

Speaker 6 (01:20:55):
For a can?

Speaker 1 (01:20:55):
You can make the change. Now it's a dollar. You
get get a good dollar? Fine, So I can't I
get a dollar. I can't even get change for the
five There was nothing in Time Square. So finally we
walked out.

Speaker 2 (01:21:05):
We walked onto the block and there's another another, a
sou blocky cart, and the guy's got Kansas soda.

Speaker 1 (01:21:11):
I go, how much for the can of soda? He says?
Two fifty? I go, I'll take it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:16):
So I got the can of soda. I got a
two fifty cents. I tipped the guy two fifty at
the garage.

Speaker 1 (01:21:22):
I'd have change. You didn't need change. It was five bucks.
You give him five bucks. I've never given five bucks
to a back slices. This is my friend, David Brody.
Thank you. He will run himself ragged through Times Square
and have to get something out of the damn deal.
So he gets his soda. Yeah, just to chip tip
them less, when all he could have done was save
himself the time and the energy and hand the guy

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the five dollar bill. Make his night and drive off
into the sunset. And you don't need a soda. In retrospect,
maybe I should have done that. Either way, you spend
five bucks. Either way, five dollars was gone from your pocket.
But I got a soda for the right home. Who cares?
I didn't need it? All right, diabetes, So you give
five dollars at the garage every time, always, And by

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the way, it's ditabees and it was diet soda. I
was imitating and form oh okay, diabetes and like when
people say turlet, yeah, same people. Wow, all right, all right,
now a tip for what next episode. I gotta tell
you about the night that I had in Marbia with
Tall Darren and how we fucked. We scambonied the system.

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Remember a while ago, I told you that we on
the morning show went to a hard to get We
had to get into a herd to get into a
restaurant or whatever, and we made a phone call to
the concierge to that out of town. It was out
of tell even you knew somebody, right, someone did it,
GANI did it once. I did it a second time
in Atlanta for a restaurant Atlanta. That's the happened in Marbia.

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I can't wait to hear the story. Oh it was
a good one. Now let me know. Did they give
you a chart? Much for kitchen appreciation? Dud slices, Leamus
talk racks. How do you think about that?

Speaker 5 (01:23:05):
Boys?

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
Broclus, Broclyd Poys, Broclu,