#299: Don't Squirt Juice On Our Clams

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Start up dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start up,
Brooklyn Buys, start up Doda. They making noise Data, start
up Data.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Episode two ninety nine of All My God's Scary The
Brooklyn Boys Podcast. I feel like we're close to a
big number.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yeah, we're very close to three hundred. But you know what, I.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Don't want it to be a letdown, Brody. That's why
we probably shouldn't make a big deal of it. Should
I save all my good stuff for next week and
not do it this week. No, it's just like people
are expecting some big fanfare, some crazy episode, and I
don't know if we can offer anything like special. Oh oh,
I know we can do.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
You know this program that I use for to record
the podcast, it just added a live streaming feature. So
if you want to go live for episode three hundred,
I'll take a shower, i'll shave, I'll wear my best shirt.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Will you use your parabin free shampoo?

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Yeah, and my charcoal deodorant, and I'll get rid of
that stack of papers behind me and I'll clean it up.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Now wait a minute, well, you also.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
We could do we could do three hundred live watch us. Well,
you take your Lion's main pills, so you could be
extra mentally charged. Yeah, I'll be two weeks in at
that point, halfway there. I'm hoping that our friend Adam
Gag will have our three hundred montage ready for us
in a few days so we can preview it and

(01:35):
get it ready. And I'm very excited for that. He
said he would be doing it. Don't get a two
hundred montage. I cannot wait for that. I hope, I
hope he comes through.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Now. Do you know what I would like?

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:45):
What's that I would like? I were very creative and
talented people, you know what. I may reach out to
people that did our slice time logo. I would like
a parody of the three hundred poster the movie The
three hundred with us.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
I like that it worked into the worked into the poster. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah, Well, I'm not going to tell you how to
do it. What do you think about going live for
three hundred, getting dressed up and everything for the camera.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
I'm thinking, you know what I'm thinking? What are you thinking?
I'm thinking maybe episode six hundred? Wow? Wow?

Speaker 2 (02:16):
David Brodie, Ladies and gentlemen, never whining to try new things.
I'm not into the live thing. I'm not into the
live thing. Come on, man, because first of all, we
never know what time we're doing it. We always cancel
on each other. That's the beauty of it. We could
actually set an appointment and we could stick to it,
and we could tell the slices, No, I can't do
it next Wednesday. Have an appointment, so then that'll be
three o one Thursday. Okay, let's not.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Let's not.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Oh, you know you notice something that, by the way,
when when when things go prime time, Like when when
we like, like, for instance, when when price is Right
is on the daytime and then all of a sudden
they do prices right at night and then you know,
or when they do other game shows in a nighttime
show and the roads wearing tuxedos a night millionaire, they

(03:01):
always they dress it up for night like they always
like in the daytime they could be somewhat slubby, but
because a lot more eyeballs are on them for prime time.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Well yeah, it's like it's like all of a sudden
they're in a tuxedo. Like they're like, well, you getting
an award.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
If you go off for lunch, you don't wear a
tucks you go out for dinner, you're dressed nice, and
you go for lunch. It's always always dressed nice. If
for dinner than lunch, lunch is like the middle child.
I just I say that because I saw Drew Carrey
wearing a tuxedo once for Prices right at night. I'm like,
what's he doing back in the day show or something
back in the day when they had I guess one
of the Regis Philbin shows, whatever, one of those games,

(03:38):
all of a sudden.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
To be a millionaire. But nighttime shows dressed up more.
They dressed up. By the way, Pat say Jack bye bye.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, he landed on a bankrupt he's out, he's done.
He's taking over for him, right, Ryan Seacrest, a man
who just needs another job, The poor bastard. Just you
know what I love to see when I know the
economy is improving, I know it's improving. When Ryan Seacrest
finally gets a ninth job. By the way, that was

(04:06):
the That was the punchline on every every newscaster I
heard or saw do the story. Yeah, that's why I
was poor Ryan Seacrest. Ryan Seacrest finally found work. Hey,
uh yeah no, but I did you hear it?

Speaker 3 (04:21):
Pat.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
You know it's a one day a week job, right,
Riple think that they tape every day.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
They're going on Monday or Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
They tape five shows, they bang out five shows, They
make the contestants change clothing, right, and it's like, oh,
we'll be back tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Ten minutes later they're filming the next episode. Exactly.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
It's a one day gig. In fact, Seacrest will fly
into La. They film in La.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Right.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yeah, he does a radio show in New York, so
he'll just go fly on a Friday, bang out all
five shows on a Friday night or a Saturday, and
then fly home.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
I think he's back in La permanently. He's not New
York anymore. No, because once he left. Read Kelly and Ryan,
it'll always be reaching in Regis and Kathy Lee, won't
it for a minute. He's not on that show anymore.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
No, Mark Conzuela took over her. Her husband is Consuelos.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
Isn't it? Whatever? Do you are? You not up at
nine o'clock? Okay?

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Can I tell you a funny story? No? Yeah, shout
out Henry Davidson. He uh he sent the message to me.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
Wakes up at eleven o'clock.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Yeah, he sent me a message on Instagram, and I
happened to be up at eight thirty because one of
my dogs was pestering me to go out. So I
got to bed, I walked the dog, I get back
and so I got back in bed, and I'm like, oh, uh,
let me look at my phone because I see a
lot of notifications. And I go on Instagram and I
replied to Henry Davidson and then he writes back.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
He goes, why are you up this early?

Speaker 2 (05:46):
So I'm like a man who knows me. He's been
paying attention. He said, well, I had to walk the dog.
I went back to bed.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
Don't worry.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
I went right back to bed. And so I messaged
him at like eleven thirty. Okay, I just woke up. Uh,
that's why I message your eight thirty.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
I went back to bed.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
So, yeah, but you know what you get it you
have a job, and you have vacations and trips and
so it all evens out, right. I mean, you until
eleven is just as good as working and going on
party planes and you know, flying down to remotes in Florida.
It's the same thing, right, I got a vacation with
my family coming up to the Bahamas. Can't wait for that.

(06:20):
This is your second family vacation in like a month,
in six months. But who's counting what you're talking about?
You want with you your whole family two months ago
when your father wore the Speedoh that was February.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
That February.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
See the old time flies when you stay home every day, right,
chill out? Yeah, my dad, So you enjoyed it so
much you want to do it again.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
You're the Bahamas. Spend some time with the old man.
You gotta come on. You listen, you listen.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Ever since my mom passed it, it's really brought my
family closer. And it's nice that you care about your
family now. No, but it sucks that it's something like that,
that it's what takes, what it realize. Does suck that
that's what it takes for us to get that much good.
But you know, at least you didn't wait till something
God forbid, something happened to your father. He's around to
enjoy it and you are around to enjoy him.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
So it's good.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
We took him out for his birthday on Sunday. He
had a nice, great time. We went to the Seaport
District went to this restaurant Cane Mare, not a sponsor,
but the food was great, and then we went to it. Oh,
on this Sunday, we're getting together for Father's Day. My
mother in law is inviting us over the house. Is

(07:28):
it my mother, I'm I'm sorry, who wait a seconds?
If it's my brother in law. No, if it's my okay,
So then what is it called to me? If it's
my brother's wife's mother, it's his mother in law.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
So what does it make it for me? Brother's mother
in law? So I wouldn't call her my mother in law. No,
she's your mother in law. If you want my brother
in law, brother and she's my brother mother mother in law.
So my mother in law is that sounds weird?

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Is having us over and I'm finally gonna get my
pool David Brodie, so fuck you?

Speaker 3 (08:03):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (08:04):
First of all, on Sunday, on anyone in the audience
flipped out just now when you said your mother in
law because your ass saint married, and it made it
seem like you had something to tell people, nor.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Mother in law mother in law?

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Right, So anyway, she's hosting and we're gonna have a
gay old time, just like the Flintstones.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
Uh yeah, that had a whole different meaning back then. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
So anyway, so that's gonna be great. That's where're going
to pools. Yeah, you know where I moved to.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
We have a pool in the community here, I know,
very nice pool, not heated, but very nice. And you
gave me the invite.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
I did say, yep, I said after a certain date.
It'll be open seven days a week and be able
to come during the week because I know what your
weekend's usually taken up by, you know, friends and girlfriends
and whatever.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
So I'm in the pool.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
We have a lifeguard at the pool and you can
only swim into lifeguards there. And so far the pool's
been opening three weekends. It's been the same lifeguard every
Saturday and Sunday. And I like to go late and
late in the day. I don't got one o'clock. It's
too hot, too crowded.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
I like to go at night.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Pool close at seven. I show up with like five thirty.
All the chairs are open. Nobody in the pool. That's
a couple, yeah, a couple of kids by the steps.
I'm in the deep end, no problem, that's so. David
Brody that's so David Brody. So I'm in the pool
and there's three girls, little girls, and they're playing and
they're in the they're in the shallow end and they're

(09:26):
jumping in from the side, you know, and they're playing
a game where you have to like it's.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
Like kid trivia, right like, but like, guess how many
states I've been to?

Speaker 5 (09:37):
Right?

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Yeah, like guess how many uh you know, how many
how many years my dog is you know or whatever.
So there's three girls we'll call them one, two, and three,
and one is Thing one, Thing two, and Thing three
says three girls. So again, scared, let me tell you something.
They had to be I want to say, maybe ten
years old, maybe nine, maybe ten, you know.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
Yeah, Okay.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
So they're asking questions and like oh blah bla blah.
So one girl says, she says, okay, I think it
was I guess how many dolls I have? And girl
girl two says sixty nine, and girl three says, you know,
gives her a look and then says twenty four. And

(10:24):
the girl goes, no, no, I have, you know, twenty
seven dolls whatever it was. So then she goes, okay,
guess how many uh whatever? She asked, whatever the new
question was, I don't even remember. And so then the
girl goes sixty nine and the girl says, oh my god.
The girl goes, would you stop saying that? That's disgusting.

(10:44):
She'sa like, hah, and I'm thinking.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
To myself, he's got Look, I don't know how old
you have to be these days.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
To know what that means.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
They obviously do.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
They're doing the day they're eight years old. Maybe not
maybe eight, maybe nine. Maybe I'm leaning towards eight. Okay.
So then like a couple more questions go by, and
it goes around again, girlingber two ask questions, going the
three ask.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
Questions, and then so girl number one ask questions again.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
She's like, oh, okay, how I'm thinking of a number
from one two hundred, And the girl goes sixty nine.
Oh man.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
And then the first girl, who I think.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Is refined and offended, goes, how many fucking times do.

Speaker 4 (11:22):
I have to tell you this?

Speaker 3 (11:26):
Wow? Did you curse? She's like, you hurt me? And
you sure these girls are ten not thirteen?

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Scary? I have three daughters. I know how old girls.
Let's zoom out here for a second. You're the old
creeping man in the pool with three ten year old girls. Okay,
I'm like forty fifty feet away from them in the
deep end. I'm not swimming up behind them offering them
a shoulders sage. I'm just saying, you're just like the
solo guy, just like you know. I got my phone

(11:53):
by the pool on a little table and I'm listening
to a podcast. Wait, do I tell you about the
podcast because that's part of this The two pot cast, yeah,
and the lifegud is ignoring them whatever. And then so
as they're cursing, I'm like, why isn't the lifeguard saying something?
Because there's nobody there. The mother comes over, like comes over.
I guess they live nearby the mother like in the community.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Excuse me.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
The mother comes over and says everything okay, yeah, and
then leaves. So the three girls are there by themselves
and the life god and me. At some point, the
lifeguard is looking at his phone like he's watching a video.
He's not watching the kids. And then I see he's
like leaning over to his side, maybe because the sun
was coming down, I don't know. Then I notice he's sleeping,

(12:42):
fell asleep. He fell asleep, leaning off to the left,
so he's got so I'm like, oh my god, this
fucking guy's sleeping. So the girls are now notice he's sleeping,
and they start jumping in the pool when they're not
supposed to jump in the pool where it's specific, right, Yeah,
so they're like breaking all the rules because this kid's sleeping.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
He's sleeping.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
He's got to be like a high school kid, maybe
first year of college. He couldn't have been more than twenty.
He's fucking sleeping.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
I love this.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
He's a lifeguard. No, it's not my job to wake
him up. But I felt like, well, your your money's
going toward him. You know, that's part of your amenity fee,
isn't it. That's right, that's right. So I did jump
out of the pool and jump say, yo, dude, what
are you doing here? You can't sleep on the job.
Pay your salary. Bit swam over to that, to the
edge of the pool where he was sleeping, splashing and

(13:28):
I and I know I did all.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
I did, like I was coughing, and it woke him up. Yeah,
but the dude was sleeping, all right.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
That's all I'm saying anyway, So I'm not going to
tell you I'm not gonna tell anyone what the podcast,
but when we come back, I want to tell you
about a podcast I got all excited about and I
was severely well, i'll tell you about it when we
come back. Okay, And by the way, I don't care
what you say. Those parents have been warning their kids
about you, whether you.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
Know, shut up.

Speaker 5 (14:00):
We will be right back.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
So someone in radio that I know vaguely, I don't
think you know them, but I it's something I've seen
on social media. They've got a podcast and they do
the podcast. He's a he's a pretty funny guy. He
does the podcast with another comedian. Okay, okay, well they

(14:24):
go to the comedian he so the two of them
do a podcast, and I saw it on social media
and I'm like, you know what, this looks like it
could be funny. So I think I know the podcast
you're talking about. But okay, what's that? I think I
know the podcast you're talking You do?

Speaker 3 (14:40):
All right? No, you do not not that one. Okay,
you do not know this podcast.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
So uh I listened to the episode and it starts
off and it's boring as ship and they're going over
dates and boring ship and one of the guys on
the show says to the other guy, I want to
talk about my trip that I took to Mexico, and

(15:08):
I know you want to talk about a bad customer
service experience you had.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
And the guy says, oh, yeah, I'm fired up.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
I can't. I'm beside myself. So I'm like, oh, okay,
now do these people listen to us? Are they copying
up like I I'm I beyond myself as I listened
to the podcast for like thirty five forty minutes, and
he's like, Okay, I'm right, I'm telling what happened to
me at the store. I'm not even tell you what
it was because I don't. I don't want them to
find out that it was that pocket.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
It is what he does.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
So I was I was shopping at this grocery store yep,
and I couldn't believe that this was this way when
it should have been this way. And I can't figure
out why it's that way. It makes no sense to me,
and his coast goes, that's unbelievable. Did you google it?

Speaker 3 (15:54):
No, I wanted to save it for you. Well, let's
google it. You're listening to NPR.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
That's what it sounded like he was like, Oh, I'm
gonna I'm so I like, I'm so angry, I'm so
upset about this thing that happened at the store.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
And then the whole thing was like, can you believe
that that's the way it was? It was priced? And
he no, I can't believe that. Yeah, isn't that strange?

Speaker 2 (16:14):
No, but we are the anomaly. People don't behave like us.
We are animals, we really are. I get that we're
much more animated. I get that I've sampled podcasts.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
I don't hear people.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
There are some select podcasts where their voice levels go
up and they get a little excitement and their enthusiasm
in their voice.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
But there's no way you're gonna convince.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Me that anyone who says I got a rant about
bad customer service coming up is gonna for a second,
Am I gonna ever think like it's gonna be to
the level of what we do.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
No, not a shot.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Well, I thought, because we're both from Bensonhurst, and uh,
people from our neighborhood would appreciate us. I went on
one of the many Facebook groups that talk about Bensonhurst
and I posted about our podcast and I said, hey,
We're two guys from benson Hurst. I think you might
like our podcast. Check it out. You know a couple

(17:10):
of bens and Hurst guys did well. We have podcasts
called the Brooklyn Boys.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
Think you might like it.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
They took down my post FA solicitation. Wow, they said
they so, they said that, they.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
Said the rule.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
You broke the rule no Instagram reels, no YouTube videos.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
What a bunch of fucking assholes.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Here's something that you guys that has to do with Brooklyn,
and Brooklyn guy's done well and you don't want to
hear about it. And I said, we didn't break the rules.
The rules say no reels, no TikTok videos, no YouTube videos.
A link to the podcast is none of those things, idiots.
So our own neighborhood took a poop on us.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
Wow. Okay, so there you go. Good.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Oh and in case you're wondering, we do have some
AI songs come. I can't wait for those. Oh the
first one may be my old time favorite. I did
go out with some of my Brooklyn friends.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
Some of them.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
See this is something that we If these people in
the Brooklyn board would actually have allowed you to post,
they could have been listening to this episode right now.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
And they could weigh in on a very relatable Brooklyn thing.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
So if I go out with my Brooklyn friends and
we went to the Clams of Reganata, yep, bake clams,
baked clams for the table.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
But we might have talked about this once before. But
my friend did this. I wanted to just kill him.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
He didn't take all of them, did he? No, he
did something worse. He made the decision for the table
and picked up the lemons and squeezed the lemon juice.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
All over the entire fucking yeah, the entire.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Play the clams. But what the fuck are you doing? Bro?

Speaker 3 (18:58):
This sounds like one of your friends. It was one
of my friends.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
That's like taking the ketchup and I love ketchup and
putting ketchup all over the fries for the day, Like, dude,
come on, man, that's so that is selfish. Well, I'm
just I'm just garnishing it and it's all very real.
Who doesn't have lemon juice with their clams?

Speaker 5 (19:18):
Me?

Speaker 3 (19:18):
Me, I fucking hate lemon juice on my clams.

Speaker 5 (19:20):
I hate it.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
Did he buy you another order because he owes you clams?

Speaker 6 (19:23):
Now?

Speaker 3 (19:24):
Ah see?

Speaker 2 (19:24):
I didn't get that, petty, But you do this podcast.
It's your whole job. I know, It's just it sucks.
I'm like, don't you disagree with you? Uh No, everybody
likes Everybody likes lemon juice on their clams, apparently, right, Yeah,
but still no matter when there's a group thing for
the table. And we've talked about this before, don't just

(19:48):
do don't just like it's fries. Don't just pour ketchup
all over the fries.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
That you just said.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
Yes, take your own shit, yeah, put the put the
lemon on your plate, or just say, hey, does anybody
want lemon? Put three on your plate or two lemon
them put the lemon back.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
Doesn't make sense.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
You know what shopright does when I when I buy
the the I buy salmon every week. Yeah, and they
put a piece of lemon in it. But they put
a piece of lemon in with the raw salmon in
the raw fish juice in the raw karaoke sauce that
is soaking up the raw fish. So how am I
gonna eat the lemon? Now it's got salmon l on it? Whatever,

(20:32):
salmonilla on the salmonilla on the salmon, salmon on the salmon. Yeah,
this is that's stupid. No, that's that's I'm upset now.
And and and I reason the same way, you put
like the horse radish on the side because not everyone
likes it lemon.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
I love horse radish, but you put the lemon on
the side. If you're a.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Shrimp cocktail, for instance, right, you don't put you don't
put the there's horse radish, and then there's the sauce,
the cocktail sauce.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
Because some people don't like it hot others do.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
But you don't pull the whole damn thing in there
and start mixing it up and assume everybody wants horse raddish,
cocktails calamari, but you don't want the sauce on your front.
This guy takes the same concepts it all over the
thing that that's ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
I could I can. You know what it would be
my luck? A play of hot.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Dogs would come out and this guy Vane would put
mustard on all of them to think he's doing everybody
a favor.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
Then I'm out. I'm out.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
So well. I had a restaurant story today. I went
to lunch with our friend Eric, and you know, I
belonged to the Listener Awards Club. Do you belong to
any rewards clubs?

Speaker 3 (21:36):
I know you're bougie, but just the United Airline Miles
Airline Miles.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
Yeah, so you don't remember the PF Chang's Frequent Flyer
Club or Applebee's Tenmeals gets you a free appetizer or whatever.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
No, that was never me.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Okay, so I got it's the system there is. It's
the most jankeity system of any place I've ever eaten.
It's it's it's a big chain. You give the phone
number and they enter your order with the with the what,
and you get like a point for every dollar you spend.
And then when you get to a certain amount of
points your meal. Yeah, I think you get two hundred
and fifty points, you get ten bucks off. The five

(22:11):
hundred points you get ten bucks off. So I say
to the The waitress comes by it Eric is like
a half hour late. So I'm sitting there.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
She goes, would you like a drink or anything while
you're waiting? Now, I'm good, I'm gonna wait for my friend.
Then she comes back. She says, would you like.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
To order anything? Put it in an order while you're waiting. No,
I'm not gonna eat before my friend gets here. I'm
good and she comes back. Would you like to put
an appetizer? And I go nope, I'm not ordering anything
until he comes. Would you would?

Speaker 3 (22:34):
First of all, would you do that scary way right?

Speaker 6 (22:36):
No?

Speaker 3 (22:36):
Why you're not gonna order food?

Speaker 6 (22:38):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (22:38):
Yeah, give me it? Give me an amp NK.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
Yeah, or I ordered a soda drinks, I said, do
me famous since you're waiting for my friend, here's my
phone number.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
Let me know how many points I have.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
She comes back, says, you have one hundred and ninety
three points, but don't worry, you'll have more points after
your meal today.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
Yeah, no, fucking can. That's how it works. That's how
it works.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
You spend more and you get that many points, she said,
tell me, but you'll have more points after you eat.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
Oh really, and after you get gassed there'll be more
gaess in your car. No, that's what you told me.
Very helpful. So here's the thing. She says.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
Something's wrong because you when you join the club, you
automatically get two hundred and fifty points, meaning if you
only have one hundred and ninety three, you must have
already used your ten dollars reward. Okay, And I said,
but I didn't I come here all the time. I'm
here at least once a month. I've never gotten my
ten dollars award. She says, well, that's odd.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
It wasn't me, was it.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
I said, no, Well, your service supposed to tell you. Well,
if I got the ten dollars off, if they just
put it on the check, then chances are scary Jones.
The person I had lunch with or dinner with that
night got half of my behalf of ten dollars award.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
Yeah right, So I.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Said, well, what are you gonna do? I'll just work
one up to the five hundred. I didn't complain. I
was liked because truthfully, I go to two locations of
this chain, and it probably happened to the other one.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
So I was like, oh, no problem, it is what
it is.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
The manager comes over is excuse me, understand, it's the
problem with your points. So at this point Eric has
shown up. I said, not really, no, it's fine. Is
I feel terrible that that your rewards of situation got
screwed up? Uh? So I want to buy you an appetizer?
I said, no, I'm sorry. Let me backtrack, I said, no,
this is not wrong with my points. Everything's fine. He goes, oh,

(24:28):
I was going to buy an appetizer. So I said, well,
I mean you mentioned it. Now that you mentioned it,
technically I did lose out on half my I guess,
he's okay, then I'll still buy you the appetiser, like, okay, okay,
see even yeah, He's like, well, I was going to
buy an appetizer, but there's no problem.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
Oh my god, now even mention it? So mad?

Speaker 4 (24:49):
I think that.

Speaker 5 (24:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
So technically on the time, I was like, I got
I got a free appetizer. So now here's my question.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
Scary, if you were choosing between two appetizers, let's say it,
use them between the nachos and the ribs ribs. Yeah right, dude,
I'm going for the more expensive one every time.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
If I'm not going for fucking carbs. That's right.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
You didn't give me chips, right, so I wasn't born yesterday? No, no,
you offered me a free appetizer. I'm going for the
one that's the most expensive. Is gonna fill me up
the most is the lobster tower, is the seafood tower?

Speaker 3 (25:21):
Can protein feed me protein? That's right? Is the is
the is the lobster tail considered an appetizer. I'll have that, please.
I'm glad we think oft with and Brodie.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Yeah, man, I'll tell you you there's no way that
you're gonna put that past me. If I'm if you
already make the offer, you have to follow through.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
Do you agree with that?

Speaker 5 (25:43):
Right?

Speaker 6 (25:44):
Right?

Speaker 2 (25:44):
He was like, I was gonna buy an appetizer, but no,
there's no problem. I mean you already prepared to write
it off. Well, let's let's go for it.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
So, yeah, that was great. I have a public service
for everybody, right, a public service announcement. Here we go.
I read it article.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
You could go ahead fact check me there, David Brody,
get the Google ro out, get your computer out. No,
I'm my god, go ahead, I try if your pocket. Apparently,
if you take Marzapan on board a flight, you'll get flagged.
Your bag will get flagged Marspan because mars a Pan
apparently the paste of first of all, Marzapan is usually

(26:25):
used in like confectionery products.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
Right, It's like it's like an omen It's like an
omend paste and things.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
It's so dense and for whatever reason whatever it has,
the it gives off explosives vibes what, Yes, So it's
been mistake, it sets off alarms, it's mistaken for explosives.
So there was an article that came out the other
day reiterating that that, and some people are saying certain

(26:50):
wax candles, but specifically focusing on the Marsapan here that
if you don't want to get stopped at the airport
with your bag, don't bring Marzapan on board.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
And holy shit, I'm looking at that. It's right, And
if you put it in your check bag.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
You might have to go for secondary and tertiary screenings
because your bag will get flagged.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
Isn't that crazy? That's the polk service. I'm reading this song.
I had no idea.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
First of all, why was you have marsa pan? Well
maybe you're a baker, I don't know anything. Well, actually,
what if you're going to Italy and you know Italy's
got some amazing Marzapan. Are they known for Marzapan? I mean,
I don't know they're known from Mars Capone. But anyway,
that's right.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
But but let's say you're going to go to different
on Mars. You go to a different country and you
enjoy something with Marzapan in it. I want to bring
that home. You might tow it in your bag. You
may find yourself with Mark. I'm just letting you know,
don't travel with Marzapan. It's one lesson you'd have to
worry about about you if you're not the kind of
person that likes getting stopped with your bags or having

(27:56):
to go through that extra layer of security screen with
the TSA.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
And now, can I take a thirty seconds to mars
CD on the plane? I think you're saved there, all right?
But I had no idea.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
You know me, I know a lot about a lot
of things. I do not know about that. I know
that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
Shit is what that is.

Speaker 6 (28:13):
It is.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
Also, did you hear about the app that they have?
This might have been a couple of months old, this story,
but it's now catching on. Did I tell you do
we talked about last week about following politicians stocks?

Speaker 3 (28:31):
Oh, this is great. There's an app. You mentioned this
to me, but I can't remember it was on the
podcast or off. I might have been off the podcast
because I didn't tell you the name of it.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Hold on, okay, I don't think that's possible to know
never Stock, every politician but yes, they know it. So
there's a there's a an app hold On called Pilot.
It's called Autopilot. Okay, download the Autopilot app. What it
will do is you can throw money in the Autopilot
app and it will automatically put your money into stocks

(29:04):
that politicians are investing in their stock portfolio. So but
you get to pick the politicians. But let's say there's
somebody in Congress. It could be some Randoms, it could
be anyone. You've got inside information, it's exactly it he
or she, right, so you can actually you can actually

(29:24):
put your money and follow that politician and say I
want to put my money where that politician puts their money. Right,
and if they go to jail for inside of trading,
you don't, right, No, But isn't that great because you
always have to say follow the money, right because apparently
they must know something you don't. So they're investing crazy
money into things that they might have policy on.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
So so yeah, thing you have to.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
Die, if you're in Congress, you have to divest if
there's information, if you're working on things like I'm not
going to get into who and who. But during the
outbreak of COVID, because there were meetings before COVID was announced,
before it was like became public. There were meetings with
senators and congress people who were told about an impending

(30:07):
pandemic coming. And you can google it and see who
it was. Oh yeah, them, they're not they're not in
the Senate anymore. Ironically, QUACKI. Coincidentally, they were both from
from the same state, and they some of them sold
stocked right and then bought stock in pharmaceutical companies and
sold stocking companies that were going to take a hit

(30:29):
so so, and it was obvious they.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
Knew something and they were caught doing that.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
But all Autopilot is doing is pretty much saying, okay, yeah,
this is what they're doing.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
If they didn't get to do this, then you may
want to throw your money behind their money. That's all.
It's a good dat this app.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
And I saw that these two politicians were selling off
like you know, movie theater stock and buying pharmaceutical stock.
I would have had some inclicks.

Speaker 4 (30:53):
Something was going on.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
So it's called autopilot in the app store, I get
not spending money. I would look into it out a sponsor,
just one, very very helpful. I think it's a great
ideas are things that I'm learning this week just on
my radar.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
Well, I found I have uh, no money to invest,
But I think that's very helpful.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
That's great. If I had, listen, I had money to invest,
that's it's not bad. Now listen, there are lots of
politicians who are just politicians and invest like regular people.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
Uh, and you're gonna lose money. They don't, you know not, it's.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
Only you know. I'm not gonna get into whose corrupt
who's not. But I'm just saying you may lose money.
It sounds like a great idea. So you have to
you have to look for the corrupt ones because those
are the ones using inside information. Then you're gonna make
a fortune. So yeah, we never did an update on
the lost Venmo money. Oh was there an update? And

(31:49):
the update the story the story real quick.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
If this is your first.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
Els want to go Vemo somebody and uh, he was
a lot of money, a lot of money he was,
and it was off by one letter and it went
to somebody else And after several messages, Elle was saying, Hi,
can I get my money back?

Speaker 3 (32:07):
I get my money back? As of right now, he
didn't get his money back, but there was no update.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
The update is this person is ghosting him and she's not.
But you can't update with no update. The update is
there's no change the update, but people want to We've
got breaking news, breaking news. Nothing happened in Washington today.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Listen. No, that was an update because people were wondering,
what the hell happened? Look, what was this?

Speaker 2 (32:35):
So so that's he's never getting his money back. I mean,
he's not bad, but I I still I still think
I still think it. I still think that's an update.
You don't think it's an updown. Let me tell you
something I get. I get notifications for stupid or fucking things.
I was, I was shopping today and this was the

(32:57):
notification that came across my fucking phone. Did I need
to hear this today?

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Hold on? Where is it?

Speaker 2 (33:04):
This is about seth fired from I don't know if
this was TMZ. Hold on at the airport. This is
from TMZ. This this alert went off in my pocket. Yeah,
breaking news. Tail swift Stea wipes away snot on Era's
tour outfit during freezing concert. That was a fucking headline

(33:26):
that was sent to my phone.

Speaker 3 (33:28):
What color was the outfit? Why would you? Why is that?
Why is that a red outfit? Was it her purple?
I need to know why is that a story? TMZ?

Speaker 2 (33:38):
You needed to interrupt my day and literally gave me
a push notification that Taylor Swift was in concert and
it was freezing and she wiped away snot it was
probably frozen snot onto her outfit.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
You know there's people that would pay millions of dollars
for that outfit.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
Now how far have we sunk as a society that
this is what we're alerting people to on their phones.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
I didn't get that alert. I did because I subscribed
to TMZ.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Fools. I don't I get news alerts I get, I
get uh, yeah, I get. I get professional alerts, I
get sports alerts. I get Amazon shipment alert. Yep, I get,
I get oh declared, Oh wait a minute, wait a minute,
state of emergency, hitt South Florida. I got that alert.
That's important. I would say, let's see. I get all

(34:33):
the dumb ones. Oh I could read them to you.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
No, no, no, oh oh oh oh, we got to
talk about this. Do you see what happened on Twitter today?

Speaker 5 (34:41):
No?

Speaker 3 (34:42):
I don't care what it's called. Twitter.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
So you know, when you like, when someone likes your tweet,
it says, oh, scary like my tweet. Yeah, and then
it says, oh, twenty seven people like your tweet. You
can see who likes your tweet. And if a bot
likes my tweet, I can block them.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
And if a politician and happens to like a Nazi tweet,
then then then it's breaking news. You know, John Smith
liked the Nazi tweet, and then it's like John, hey,
John Smith in the hallway, why do you like the
Nazi tweet?

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Well, as of today, likes are private.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
What so now when you see you have a tweet
and it says seventy three people like your tweet, you
will have no idea.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
Who liked them. No way, it's private. Now, I don't know.
If I don't know yet, if I.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Can, let me see, if I can look it up,
I may be able to look up.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Who liked my tweets. But no one else will see
who liked my tweet. Oh I can't. Oh gotcha, got you,
got you? Let me see.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Now I gotta see if anyone likes I wouldn't imagine
that you can see who liked your tweet but that's
only information now that's going to you. That's not public
knowledge anymore. So I can't see who liked your tweets,
that's correct. So it's private. It's private likes now, private
likes reporting for duty.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
Well that's what Instagram was trying to do with people.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
People get they give you that option where they say
this was like by David Brody and others.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
Who are the others? Now it's private?

Speaker 2 (36:07):
Well you know what LinkedIn does. So I pay extra
and to see who viewed my profile. Yeah, right, And
if it's somebody like I care about, I'll go check
them out, like a big radio person looks at my
profile or a celebrity, I'm like, oh well, who's So
a lot of times we'll go they'll go, oh yeah,
Mike from this bank. Did I tell you the story already?
I feel like I told you the story? No, okay,

(36:30):
you go, Mike from this bank, look at your profile.
I'm like, okay, great, Mike from a bank. I don't know, Mike,
why is he looking at my profile? So a lot
of times it's like you don't know the people look
at your profile whatever. And then sometimes it's like some
big people in radio or comedy whatever we're like, and
I go, well, if you looked at my profile and didn't.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
Request to be my friend, that's offensive. That is very offensive.

Speaker 5 (36:49):
Right.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
So the other day I get an alert it says
someone from the Late Show with Stephen Colbert viewed your profile.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
Now it's scary.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
You know, that's one of my favorite that's that is
the place for you, David Brody, if there's ever ever
a place for you to be after post Elvis Durant show,
writing exactly, writing material for that right, and if I
would write, look, I love Jimmy, I love I love
all of them. But I have a certain it's in
my right, in my wheelhouse, right in my pocket, Stephen Colbert.

(37:19):
So it says someone from Stephen Colbert, but it doesn't
say oh, it just says someone someone I pay like
fifty dollars a month to see who looked at my view.
So it tells me Mike from the Bank looked at
my profile, like I give a shit, and someone from
my favorite late night talk show looked at my profile
And say, but what difference does it make? I mean,

(37:40):
obviously they you know, if they needed to contact you,
they would, right, do you looked I want to know
who looked at my profile and it didn't even bother
to like comment or like communicate with me.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
That's even worse. And they're hidden. How are they hidden?

Speaker 2 (37:56):
So it says click click to search, So I click
and it shows me every single person who works there.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
Who's who has ever worked for that show? That's no help.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
So for fifty bucks, I now know that Mike from
some bank looked at my profile. Thanks Mike, thanks for
checking me out. You know it's worse. I'm not cool
enough from Mike from the bank to connect with me
to be my friend. Hey, and slices, I'm not on
LinkedIn to it not my social media, so please don't
hit me up. It's just there for me to to network.
My point is LinkedIn fucked me, and now Twitter is

(38:30):
making everything private to protect the like. It's like if
you're an old dude and you're liking like tweets of
little girls, now no one's going to know it. Yeah,
but this has got to get your goat the fact
that you can't you don't know who viewed your profile
on LinkedIn. No, but I'm looking at Instagram. Yeah, and

(38:51):
it says someone liked your reply. Okay, but I guess
you wouldn't see that. No, so you wouldn't know that
a lot of people like my flies. So that's a
big change on Twitter today. And and rumor has it,
I don't know, I don't know. I don't know the
the percentage of truthfulness this is. But this word on
the street that Elon is contemplating switching the name back

(39:14):
to Twitter, which for me would not be a problem
because I've never switched. You never switched back, right, what
do you think should you switch it back? Or would
that be like an embarrassment in my mind? In my mind,
it never went away. I think I think he's just
like toying with America now, He's just like he's just
this is his like play toy, this thing, this, this,
this pet. I don't think he gives a ship now.

(39:36):
He don't care anyway. So all right, I know you
still likes you. Still you're still and you're still wondering
who viewed your profile?

Speaker 4 (39:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (39:45):
From this, you know how you keep an asshole in suspense? Right,
I'll tell you tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (39:51):
It's the podcast.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
Say, how come on? I mean I could play along,
but then this slices thing. I didn't know that Joe,
all right to we ready? What do you want to do?

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Ready?

Speaker 3 (40:04):
Are we? I want to ready? All so have I
want to eat? Play the email with the first clip.
This is again.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
This could be one of my favorites so far. Don't
talk over it, let it roll, enjoy it now again.
I I took something that was a conversational topic of
our of our last episode two ninety eight, and I
turned I wrote the lyrics. By the way, I gotta
tell you something scary. When I used to write parodies
like ten a week, I had a framework. I would

(40:34):
take a song that sounded like what I wanted to
talk about, and I would would There'll be a rhyme
scheme already. This is me starting from scratch writing a song.
I want you to understand that the song, it doesn't
it's not it's not a party of the song. Right,
don't call it a remix, don't call it a comeback.
I'll call it a comeback.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
Right, this is me.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
I wrote a song and the AI sang it, but
I'm phrasing it. I'm spaces in for dramatic effect. I'm
putting exclamation points and ellipses. I'm getting really good at this.
Scary I'm so excited to play this song about something
we talked about last week.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
You ready, Okay? What's the topic? Should I tell? Okay?
Should I tell you? Yeah? Why not?

Speaker 2 (41:15):
And a lot of some people didn't hear last week's episode. Well,
that's not my fault. Then you got to listen to order.
Oh you're a scumbay. Anyone who listened last week knows
that we talked about scary had a a uh got
scammed again with another Mite work product. Here we go.
There is a sucker gone every minute. If there's a scam,

(41:38):
Scary Joe jump sit it.

Speaker 5 (41:41):
He loves quick fix pills and quick diet plans, fascis schemes.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
Yeah, scary us a scam.

Speaker 6 (41:51):
He's taking us rusty taky lions, Ma scary Bay sellers,
bony a season saying in May fight typhetis it may
help very in May health with Chance and ge Warriors
made it might name. It's called Liance name clean was.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
With F F T A.

Speaker 4 (42:23):
Yes, yes?

Speaker 3 (42:27):
Is that blink two?

Speaker 4 (42:28):
No, that's the style. I love it.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
That's historical.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
By the way I did, I did everything again, repeats it.
It makes a foot so I don't need to hear
that well, by the way, how great was that? How
much that guy getting paid to do that? It's a
dumb ass, this old guy.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
I know, I know that's the best part of this
whole thing. It's all about free labor. By it's free labor.
It's honest. I wrote that song. I wrote it.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
I think you got a sky version coming up, and
I think some country versions ship what you got here
we go. I think there's five total, not eight.

Speaker 4 (43:07):
The sucker.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
Born every minute.

Speaker 5 (43:13):
If there's a scam, Scary Jones Johnson it. He loves
quick fixed pills and quick die plans. He invests in skins. Yeah,
scary loves a scam. She's say came ros he said,

(43:35):
you lie, made Scary pay eight dollars, have boded facets
insane in.

Speaker 4 (43:48):
My old friend in Catser she made can't claim.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
With nothing fd okay man, how many more versions of
this I got? You got?

Speaker 2 (44:15):
They got a scar version. I got the country, I
got his country, I did country get. That's been two
country versions. I don't think I've done country before. This sucker.

Speaker 3 (44:23):
Bone every minute.

Speaker 5 (44:26):
If there's a scam, Scary Jones chop man, he lovest
quick fix pills, quick die clans, in bass inn Skins.

Speaker 4 (44:42):
Scary loves scalm. He's taken lush rooms.

Speaker 5 (44:48):
He's takings man scary.

Speaker 6 (44:52):
Painty dollars and brownly thinks he's insane.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
Okay, all right, what about? What about? What about this
other country version here? I'll play that one. The chorus
was the best part. Okay. There there's a sucker born
every minute.

Speaker 5 (45:09):
If there's a scam, Scary Jones Johnson, and he loves
quick fixed pail's a quick diet plans he invests in Steens.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
Yes, scary loaves a scam.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
He's taking mushrooms.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
You take Elias, mate.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
Scary paid eighty dollars.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
Then Bronie Bixy is insane.

Speaker 4 (45:24):
They fight diabees.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
It may help you read it may it may help cancer.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
The key word is mad. It may he's a lias made.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
They can't play the words than out the ft.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
All right, dis beanies, it.

Speaker 4 (45:50):
May help you know it's a ring. He may help
with cancer.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
Okay, is mad? Okay? Keyword is mate. I we have
one more. There's a skoff punk punk version. Something else.
Something tells me this is the best one. No, the
first one was the best, ah, but this is good.
There you left right.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
Sucker every minute it does a stanster it don't shut
sent it and those quick fix pills, a quick diap plans.
He invests in stains. Yes, carry stan he's sending mushrooms.

Speaker 4 (46:26):
He's taking money.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
Man scary pay by pass say.

Speaker 5 (46:32):
It made five diabetes and.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
May help your money. They may help you cancer.

Speaker 4 (46:40):
Ge War his may and Mike's his mate. He's called
mys mate. Claim man words the bound the FDA.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
All right, appreciate you.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
I appreciate you more and more every days. Leave us
a talk by which one was your favorite?

Speaker 3 (47:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (47:01):
And how about leave as a talk back. If you
believe in Lion's Made and and don't not a sponsor,
stop backing like their sponsor. Lion's Maid is not a sponsor,
and then I'm not. There's twenty twenty different versions of
it on the market unless unless you unless you're a sponsor.
I wanted to people, wait a minute, what if you're
the you're to endorse the spokesperson for the National Allion's
main endowment program, and it's it doesn't matter who makes it.

(47:25):
I want to hear if people are taking this stuff
and how it's if it's working for them, that's may
it might it might it may.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
Wow? How great is that? May and Maine and Lions
and FDA all rme song wrote itself? Yeah, so oh
we got Oh we got a message. We got a
message from Matt Merch.

Speaker 5 (47:50):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
I thought maybe that was the Grammys want want to
have me, you know, perform? Oh yeah, No, that one
didn't come in yet. Uh well, all right, so yes,
he's trying to work out logos for the three hundred shirt.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
Oh okay, he sent it to you as well.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
I guess we'll know next episode if we're going to
have a logo that you can choose to print on
the item of your choice.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
Can't wait? All right? The logo he sent this time
closer to what I originally had designed. I go check
your email, Pro'll go check it. I'm excited now.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
I'm so excited because I'm doing my first workout in
my apartment building tomorrow. I got I finally got the
people from that gym to come over here and work
me out in my own building.

Speaker 5 (48:43):
Now.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
Remember remember when I was with producer Sam's husband William,
and he came here and he was rubbing you down
and massaging you. Yeah, that was the last time that
was several years ago. Now that was like three years
ago that I worked out in my own building, so
kind of excited to come home tomorrow and.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
And try this.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
You know, am I building sponsoring you? No, no sponsor,
not a sponsor. I will say this though, I've.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
I did a push up. Now, wait a minute, Like
you fell on the floor in the bathroom and you
had to get up? What are we talking about? I
did my first legit push up like like a like
a push up brawl. What are we talking about?

Speaker 1 (49:27):
You?

Speaker 3 (49:27):
Push up? Push up? A push?

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Push ups are hard to do, bro, They're not anyone
who says they can do push ups. Chances are you
doing them wrong? You did an official military style, a
military style proper push up. I did one, and they're hard.
They're hard as fuck. But you know she's got me
lifting weights now, like ohh she uh, canful? Canful. Her

(49:51):
name is Naima and she's a ninth degree black belt okay,
and she's one of my No, she's one of my trainers. Yeah,
I have two personal trainers.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
He's up a former powerlifter, Andrew, and she is a
nine degree black belt in karate. So part of his
powerlifting was he powerlifting you up when you did the
push up. No, I'm just telling you that I'm making
some progress.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
They're proud of you.

Speaker 5 (50:18):
You know.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
As as I'm making gains in my weight, I'm also
making gains in my muscle.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
We'll talk about it.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
The more weight you gain, the more you're lifting when
you do a push up. You know, I said I
thought that as well. So if you if you were
to push up let's say two hundred and twenty pounds,
just pick it up random number, right, and then you
gain ten pounds. You're helping build muscle mass by now
pushing up two thirty pretty much.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
I mean, I don't know what you weigh.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
I'm just you know, like I stood behind the bar
way and I put the bar on my back and
I and I lifted the weights straight the.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
Bar serving appetisers at the time you were standing at it.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
It was a cash bar. No, I put a couple.
She put like one hundred and five pounds, one hundred
on each side. Whatever it was, I don't know. Whatever
it was a lot, It was a lot of weight.
Was it one hundred and five on each side?

Speaker 3 (51:04):
No, I don't even know.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
No, No, it was one hundred it wasn't five hundred
on each side, you know, it was on one hundred
and five total.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
That's more than enough for me, my friend.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
Okay, one hundred and five Now you now you you
bench pressed this or you don't.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
I know, I squatted with it. I squatted with the bar. Wow.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
Yeah, I did some squats. I did one hundred and
five pounds. Is the equivalent of you like taking a
takeout food from a dying restaurant. I gotta say, if
there's you know, all these years I see people going
to the gym, and a lot of these people are
like just a bunch of showboats or showboaters, and you know,
like building muscle and like trying to body sculpt. The

(51:44):
only thing I want to get out of this and
the only thing that people should want to get out
of this. There were chonsorship deal. No, no, no, I
mean that would be great too. Yeah, but I want
to be able to be able to lift myself off
the floor.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
Or out of my bed. What I'm eighty and ninety
years old. I want to be able to have enough
core strength to do that.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
And you know, apparently that comes with a lot of
squats and a lot of building the core muscle right now,
Because have you spoken to what's the guy's name, Andrew? No,
who you're too trans and Andrew and Naima.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
Now have you spoken Andrew and Naima about exercises necessary
to es your own ds?

Speaker 3 (52:23):
That colub of conversation core strength.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
Court strength, you're right. Flexibility, Yeah, we talked about flexibility.
I don't care about being flexible. All I care about
is being able to, no matter when it is in life,
be able to lift my own body weight, because that's
the stuff that is going to come in handy down
the room. Are you talking about lifting like again, let's
say you weigh tw hundred pounds. Are you talking about

(52:47):
being able to lift to hundred pounds over your head?

Speaker 5 (52:49):
No?

Speaker 3 (52:49):
Be able to do a pull up?

Speaker 5 (52:50):
No.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
But all this stuff I'm doing now is preparing me
for the future when God forbid.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
I'm bed ridden or whatever or something's happened.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
Lifting weights now at fifty is gonna help you when
you're eighty and you hip brakes and you hit the floor.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
No, it's not.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
It's gonna be you're gonna be frail and you're gonna
fall on the floor. But the whole hip No, break.
See that's where that's the misconception. You don't need to
lift your own body weight. You need to be able
to hit the medical earth button. No, I've fallen and
I worked out thirty years ago.

Speaker 3 (53:19):
No no, no, no no.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
If you work at it constantly and build nice some
nice core strength, yeah you read this somewhere, go ahead,
Oh here's you don't believe this either, the thirty I
don't think making building up course strength at fifty okay,
unless you work out every day from fifty to eighty.
It's gonna matter at eighty if you stop at fifty two.
If I keep going, if I keep going a couple

(53:42):
of times a week, and I'm and I keep this up,
I'm hoping that at some point that if I God
forbid I need to, I'll be able to lift myself up.
And that's the only goal that I really have is
to is that, you know, I mean, if some some
you know anition comes with it, great, But most people

(54:03):
when they go to the gym, they want the definition.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
They want a chisel body.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
They want the six pack abs, you know what, they
want the triceps, the biceps, they want all that. They
want to be able to like take their shirt off
a Tiki Monday at the Jersey Shoulderstand. They want to
look good, right, But it's more about preparing yourself for
the future at the very least. That's what I think,
and to me, that's what's on my mind. That's not

(54:27):
really about it, because there's no way I'm gonna get chiseled.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
There's no shot. I got no shot at it.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
Okay, Slices, it's it's June twenty twenty four as we're
taping this. Okay, I want you to go on the iHeartRadio.
I hit the little microphone and tell us when again
we're rooting for Scary now we want nothing but success
for Scary. John's tell us what month or year you
think this will wear off?

Speaker 3 (54:49):
And he'll be on too. The next thing.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
You listen to the guys, you listen to the podcast.
You know Scar, You've heard the songs I just wrote.
I'm rooting for you, Scary, but I need you to
stick with it. So Slice, I've been going when is
he gonna?

Speaker 3 (55:01):
When is he gonna? All right, Well, let me.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
Give you some context. First of all, I've been going
since the middle of January. I've been going twice a
week and I think obviously on vacation weeks, I missed
the whole week, and I felt bad about it too,
But uh, and I jumped right back into it when
I got back from education. No, like if I went
away for a week in the Dominican Republic, I skipped

(55:24):
that week.

Speaker 3 (55:25):
But are you waxing though the little chest wax?

Speaker 6 (55:27):
No?

Speaker 3 (55:28):
What the hell does that have to do with anything?
But I don't know how to define you want this point.
I haven't seen you out of shirt.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
I'm not I'm not defined. I could still stand to
lose some LB's in my stomach.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
Okay, do you do you still have the little boy
bougie knockoff bathing suit.

Speaker 5 (55:45):
No?

Speaker 2 (55:46):
Oh, I was gonna say that could be a goal. Nah,
there's no way I'd have to go back to high
school for that. Okay, the framework just isn't there.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
Yeah, I feel you. Oh man, I listen. One push
up is fantastic. That's it's amendable. I could.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
I could do sit ups and crunches. Have you pulled
any muscles yawning lately?

Speaker 5 (56:07):
No?

Speaker 3 (56:08):
Okay, good? No good.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
One of the greatest events of all time in the
history that stread warning show scary Okay, I think I yawned,
I yawned wrong.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
That it's true. I yawned wrong. I went and I'm
carry just collapsed. But it's true.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
You can have you can get injured, major major injuries,
if from from coughing, if you could cough wrong, you
could sneeze wrong. Yeah, I was talking. He said, blow
out your back. Whose friend recently sneezed wrong?

Speaker 6 (56:40):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (56:40):
And and uh was was had was bedridden for a
for a full day, couldn't stand up straight because he
sneezed wrong. So it can happen. Okay, all right, so
now next week, next week, you'll be up to two
push ups? Yeah, So when am I going to get
to show off my body in your pool? I told you,
you know it would be less awkward if there were

(57:01):
two of us hanging out around really with the ten
year old girls, little girls in the pool.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
Yeah, because you by yourself. I don't know about that.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
I wasn't looking at them, scary. I know you weren't looking.
I know you were looking at more sexual than I was.
With the sixty nine conversation. Is there a grill back there? Yes,
there's two, two grills. There's like cabanas. What are we
waiting for and lounge chairs? Yeah, brings some sausage.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
We could grill.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
Is it first come, first serve on the on the
cabanas and the sausage and the and then and the grills.

Speaker 3 (57:31):
Well they're not really.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
They're like, oh, there's like a structure over like beds
and chairs. As long as it's shade, I'm in. Uh yeah,
there's trees the shade. Can I bring some friends?

Speaker 3 (57:40):
Nope?

Speaker 1 (57:42):
Just for me.

Speaker 3 (57:42):
No, I'm only allowed. Uh I think it's two guests
at the time.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
Huh so uh I may be one guest, but no,
I'm first of all, I don't need you bring in
your your Brooklyn friends and using my pool as if
like a we're gonna.

Speaker 3 (57:57):
Use the pool now.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
No, you want to come over, you over, dude, I'll
give you bagels from Canada. I want to use a
grill because I don't have a grill, and none of
your friends with the pool Gandhi doesn't have a grill
at her pool slices. You're hearing this Brody is inviting
me to his pool. There's so many grills here that
out out my front door there's a grilling station and

(58:19):
over by the pool is a grilling station, and then
in the in the open the common area, there's four
grills in a circle. Yeah, there's plenty of grills here,
but the ones by the pool are the nicest ones.

Speaker 3 (58:31):
All right, all right, I'm in. When do you want
to do this?

Speaker 2 (58:34):
Well, I told you that the end of June. The
pool opens up seven days a week. Right now, it's
only weekends. So as soon as I'll tell tell you
the date, you want to pick a week day to
come over do a little weekday pooling.

Speaker 3 (58:47):
Yeah, all right, that'd be great.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
And if anybody's going to be in Cherry Hill on
Saturday morning, come see me. Uh yeah, come see Scary Jones.
What are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (58:58):
I get your finger ready. Don't do it. Don't do it.
You're not just hanging out in the street corner of
Cherry Hill.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
I'm going to be with Q and O two. I'm
Q and O two and I were hanging out together
from ten am to noon. Okay, So Cherry Hill, Okay,
to work event, Yes, it's fine. Yes, m m m
hm mm hmm yep, okay, great.

Speaker 3 (59:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
The grand opening of the Best Page Federal Credit Union
hit the jingle you fuck hit a jingle. Hit the jingle.
It isn't even a slipping you. You wound up four
times and let it rip. You don't need to mention
your sponsors on our pot.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
I'm a sponsor. It's I want.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
I want people to come out and meet me. When
did we ever get to the Philly area?

Speaker 4 (59:44):
Never?

Speaker 3 (59:45):
Never?

Speaker 2 (59:45):
We I don't work on the show anymore. So if
you want to meet you, boy, Scary Jones, I went
down to Philly all the time with the show.

Speaker 3 (59:51):
That's okay.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
I didn't say ship when you went to go promote
your your comic con appearances, How is.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
That any different?

Speaker 2 (59:58):
Because I didn't get paid for that, got paid to
do wacky packages. You absolutely got paid there. No, it's
at this point it's a hobby. Emosh bank.

Speaker 5 (01:00:10):
You.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
You invited the slices out several times to come meet you.
Go fuck yourself. I'm gonna tell people to come un
event to Comic Con. I said, if you're gonna be
a comic, if you're gonna be in the Cherry Hill
area on Saturday morning, I want to be hanging out.

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
And the men paid Federal Credit Union hit it.

Speaker 6 (01:00:26):
That was.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
You could very easily just say go to Q one
O two dot com and check out where I'm I
should I even give the extra hoops to jump in.
I'm telling them right now, I don't play the fucking
fancy games with people. What am I getting for you
mentioning sponsors on our podcast? It's not for your appearance fee?
Am I getting a quarter? I'm saying, if you want
to come hang out, we'll take a picture, We'll give
you some. I'm giving away New York Giants home opener tickets. Okay,

(01:00:54):
I'm a Jets fan.

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
And I alway a second, why am I doing that?
Give it away? Wait a second, I'm the event an
Eagles territory.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
I hope you're giving away Eagles tickets unless the Giants
are playing the Eagles.

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
Is that possible? Oh my god, you dumb ass. Oh
my god.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
My voice is on a commercial right now that's running
in Philly on Q and O two.

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
That says.

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
I'm giving away New York Giants home opener tickets. Oh
you're a dumb fuck. I mean, if you are, that's one.
Oh my god, Brody, this is not of New Jersey
is Giants fans. Yeah, but Cherry Hill. Cherry Hill is
probably ninety per Eagles and if you're doing this Q
and O two.

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
And nobody caught it. Oh, I got to hear a
copy of this commercial. I have a copy.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
My god, Wait a second, do I have a copy.
I think I have a copy. Wait what do I
say in this?

Speaker 4 (01:01:55):
Brody?

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
This is the problem?

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
Okay, No, no, no, fucked the Eagles a play in
the pack in the home opener. The Eagles don't play
at the Giants until October twentieth.

Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
Wait a second, No, this can't be right, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
If they aired that shit, you'll fucked see now you
can play? They get mentioned on the on the on
our podcast all you want? How you fucked up?

Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
Hold on here it is. Here's the commercial that's running
on Q and O two in Philly right now.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
Scary Jones joined me in Q and O two celebrating
the grand opening of the brand new Beth Page Federal
Credit Union.

Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
You motherfucking hill this Saturday.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
June fifteenth, June to two, come by for prizes and
discover the perks of becoming a member of Best Page
Federal Credit Union. You son of a bitch, O, son
of a bitch. I know what you did, I know
what you just did. Pretended there was a mistake and
you aired the commercial on our podcast. You son of
a bitch, hit the jingle, hit the again, hit the
jingle you you didn't wanna mentioned football tickets?

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
No, no, no, I'm getting my appearances confused. Holy shit.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
No, I'm gonna be at Citizens Bank in Woodside tomorrow
for Z one hundred with New York Giants home opener tickets.

Speaker 3 (01:03:06):
That's what it is. From noon to two on Friday.
Jingle again, Friday, Jingle like Friday from again.

Speaker 6 (01:03:17):
You know?

Speaker 3 (01:03:17):
SHIPM sorry, I'm getting my appearance just confused. Friday from
New to two. No, no more, no more.

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
That's my other appearance. Oh I got scared there for
a so you didn't you seemed me.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
I got scared.

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
You schemed me and making you play the commercial and
then promoting your other appearance.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
I get shipped.

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
No, no, okay, alright, fifty one to twenty Northern Boulevard,
would Side Queens.

Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
I give them Friday from New to two. I'll see
this song at Citizens Stop it, stop it, stop it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
This podcast from people here to be old.

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
By that point, come out and meet me with one.
Nobody wants to be here.

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
On Saturday morning, shut up clad boys brocly broly.

Speaker 4 (01:04:05):
No, boys not brocly.